Author has written 3 stories for Sisters Grimm, and Misc. Books.
IF I AM BORED I WILL UPDATE MY PROFILE. AND SOMETIMES I DON'T REMEMBER IF I ALREADY SAID SOMETHING ON HERE. SORRY, I AM ORGANIZING MY FAVORITES AND ALERTS, SO IF I REMOVE YOU FROM MY ALERTS, I PROBABLY HAVE YOU ON MY FAVORITES OR VICE VERSA. I WILL TRY TO PUT FINISHED STORIES ON FAVORITES AND NOT FINISHED ONES ON FOLLOW/ALERT.
Hello. My avatar is of a phoneix. (It's one of my favorite mythical creatures :D)
If you are reading my profile, you probably want to know more about me, or you're a stalker. Of course, if you are a stalker, you probably want to know more about me anyways... Alright! I am the only person I have ever met that never wants to grow up.
Age: Is but a number, is it not? Seriously, I'm not telling.
Religion: Islam. Yeah, I'm Muslim, and proud of it! I'm not a hijabi yet though...
Gender: Now that I think of it, it doesn't really matter does it? I'm a girl. ;)
My Accounts all over the internet:)
Poptropica: Nice Paw
Wizard101: Stephanie Ravenstaff
Pirate101: Starlet Jennings
Horses, Dolphins (Especially the *Indo-Pacific Humpbacked Dolphin.* Its body color changes as it ages. At one point it's pink!)* Blobfish, *Aye-Aye *Bengal Tiger
"He turned into a rhinoceros," Ms. Smirt said.
Puck stopped his drumming [on his belly] for a brief moment and grinned at Sabrina."I hear they have a lot of plastic surgeons in New York City. If I were you, I'd make an appointment for that face as soon as you get there," he quipped.Sabrina scowled and shook a fist at him. "Keep it up stinkpot, and you're gonna need a plastic surgeon yourself." Puck winked. "No need to get all mushy on me, Grimm." -Sabrina and Puck (The Sisters Grimm)
"You ignorant little rodent! This isn't just an old book. This is the book of Everafter."
"Maybe one of the monsters ate him," Daphne whimpered.
"Fudge." -Sabrina (The Sisters Grimm)
"Old lady, if I die I'd like you to do one small thing for me. I want you to build a one-hundred-acre museum dedicated to my memory. Bronze my clothing and possessions. Have at least three hundred marble statues erected of me in my most dashing poses. One of these statues should stand one hundred feet tall and greet ships as they float down the Hudson River. One of the fourteen wings of the museum should have an amusement park with the world's fastest roller coaster inside. None of these rides should be equipped with safety devices. You can license some of the space to fast-food restaurants and ice-cream parlors but nothing should be healthy or nutritious. The gift shop should sell stuffed Puck dolls packed with broken glass and asbestos. There's a more detailed list in my room." -Puck (The Sisters Grimm)
“You can't judge the many by the actions of the few.” -Snow White from the Sisters Grimm (Michael Buckley)
“'That's the coolest thing I've ever seen,' Puck said.
Lillies that fester smell worse than weeds-Hamlet (Shakespeare)
"I am the Trickster King. I'm a villain. I am the King of Loafers, the Prince of Low Expectations! The spiritual guide for millions of complainers, criminals, and convicts! Villains do not get married, they do not get zits! You have poisoned me, Sabrina Grimm, and this means war!"-Puck (Sisters Grimm)
"Don't disrespect the sword, Grimm."-Puck (Sisters Grimm)
Daphne- I thought Peter Pan was one of the good guys- Sisters grimm( have to read it to understand)
Puck:The Prince of fairies? Robin Goodfellow?The Imp?
Daphne:Do you work for Santa? -(Sisters Grimm)
Mirror- You're just like Henry, ready to jump headfirst into an adventure, hoping he'd come up with a plan along the way
Sabrina- Headfirst didn't sound like their dad at all. Our Dad reads the lables on the cans of food before we can eat. -(Sisters Grimm)
Dumbledore: "And the dragons have all been set for feeding time"
Harry: "Did he just say dragon??"
Snape: "Did you just say, 'Did he just say dragon?'"
Dumbledore: "I must have, because anyone else hiding in this room would have known to SHUT UP Potter!" A Very Potter Musical
"Let's make that a law, if that isn't too much trouble?" Mayor (prince) Charming, The Sister's Grimm
"Hey, Peeta! Remember when I loved you and I didn't love you back? Ah, good times." Hunger Games Parody- Katniss in Real Life, Youtube
"Mmm...she's doomed! You're doomed!! They're all doomed! Notice I didn't specify what kind of doom, so no matter what happens, I predicted it. How very WISE of me."Angela the Herbalist
"You named your sword Fire? Fire? What kind of a boring name is that? You might as well name your sword 'Blazing Blade' and be done with it. Fire indeed. Humph. Wouldn't you rather have a sword called Sheepbiter or Chrysanthemum Cleaver or something else with imagination?"Angela the Herbalist
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!" Angela the Herbalist
"Hello, Luna," I greet softly. "How are you?"
""So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering what you can tell me about puberty."
"I know he's a bit old to be living at home with his mom, but he's had a difficult time holding a job. He's worked at Wendy's, Taco Bell, and Burger King, but it all ends the same way- he challenges his manager to combat, takes over the restaurant, and enslaves his coworkers. Then it's back to video games." - Morgan le Fay(The Sisters Grimm)
"There's nothing like walking around the city with a big ol' head of broccoli"- Daphne(The Sisters Grimm)
He always had to end up in some dangerous life and death situation, didn't he? True, he kind of liked those situations...but that was beside the point!-Puck (A Sisters Grimm fanfic, Cold Feet)
Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They are not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They invent. They imagine. They heal. They explore. They create. They inspire. They push the human race forward. Maybe they have to be crazy. How else can you stare at an empty canvas and see a work of art? Or sit in silence and hear a song that's never been written? Or gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels? We make tools for these kinds of people. While some see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.
-Apple, Inc. 1997
"Come Daddy, Harry doesn't want to talk to us right now. He's just to polite to say it." Luna Lovegood
Actually, I love anything and everything Angela (Eragon) or Luna (Harry Potter) or Ella (Percy Jackson) say.
"Can we call them storm spirits? Venti makes them sound like evil espresso machines." Leo Valdez
"Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read." Groucho Marx
Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing." -Anonymous
"Everybody knows that everybody dies, and nobody knows it like the Doctor. But I do think that all the skies in all the worlds might just turn dark if he ever accepts it." -River Song (Forest of the Dead) [Doctor Who]
"See Twitchy? When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade... And then that lemonade goes bitter and ferments and turns into pigswell! Never trust a bunny." Wolf, Hoodwinked
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Big isn't a color-Curious George
"Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum."Percy Jackson (Hermes)
“When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair.”
'Ironic is how the person you'd take a bullet for is the one behind the gun'.
"Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face."-Percy (Percy Jackson)
"I'm incognito. Call me Fred."-Apollo(Percy Jackson)
"What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?"-Percy (Percy Jackson)
"My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it. It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the Internet--"-Hermes(Percy Jackson)
"Braccas meas vescimini!"
"Jason scratched his head. "You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, ‘festus’ means ‘happy’? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?"- Jason(The Lost hero)
"Leo: Rainbows. Very macho.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
"Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake
"Ah, Mastery of the Five Elements!"
"In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn't catch the pun, but thank you, Carter. God of the dead, drop-dead gorgeous. Yes, hilarious. Now, may I continue?]"- Sadie(Red Pyramid)
"Now the tattoos," Zia announced.
"I guessed his name was Face of Horror. I wondered how long it had taken his mom to think of that. Bob? No. Sam? No. How about Face of Horror?"-Saddie(red Pyramid)
". . . what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all."
- From 'JAWS' - 1975
You're behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons.
from Harry Po"Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum."Percy Jackstter
If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice,
I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
A sad story about Nobody
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody, when Nobody did, what Anybody could have done.
In pine tar is. In oak none is. In mud eels are. In clay none is.
(If read fast, it sounds like gibberish.)
When I went to Warsaw, I saw a saw that could outsaw any saw that I ever saw. Now, if you go to Warsaw and see a saw that could outsaw the saw I saw, I'd like to see your saw saw.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock, Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
by W.S. Gilbert of Gilbert and Sullivan from The Mikado (I haven't actually read it, I have only heard of it)
Mr Knott and Mr Watt on the Phone
What's your name?
Watt's my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
... I'll call on you this afternoon.
All right, are you Jones?
No, I'm Knott.
Will you tell me your name, then?
My name is Knott.
Not Watt. Knott.
This is the stupid test! 101 stupid things that people do! Including me. Everything in bold, I did.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking (eww…)
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand (all the time)
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (good times)
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (when I was little though)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc. on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (after P.E. was over. EMBARRASSING)
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (ALL THE TIME!)
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (Thank goodness that it was only at home)
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand (EEW!)
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (okaaay...?)
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people (only my brother. Does that count?)
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth (no, but I do pop bubblegum bubbles in my mouth)
101. Tripped over your own shoelaces (Unfortunately)
Your guy side
X You love hoodies.
X Shopping is torture.
Your girl side:
X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
Unequal. Uh-Oh. I don't think that that's a good thing. But I'm a tomboy. So, I have an excuse...I think...
I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are as well, then copy and paste this on your profile page.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), Ice wolf13, AlyxtheDarkWanderer, BellaSwan321, Bookworm614, lukexthaliaxfan23, charn14, allyouneedislove1797, WireWriter...izzi08, Trixie Nightshade, Trikster Queen
Steps for folding a paper ten times.First of all take a piece of paper.Now, slowly make a fold in the paper.Press tightly to form a crease.Now, move on for the second fold.Be patient don't be in a hurry!!!!!If you are in a hurry, you may commit a mistake which might make you pay a lot afterwards. So, be very careful.Now, it's good time for the 3rd fold.Ensure that the 3rd fold is done properly.Always make straight lines while folding.Now, move on with your forth fold.Don't think that now you can just skip the remaining procedure as you have understood what to do. Always read the warning section and the guidelines section carefully.Now, it's high time for your 5th fold.After the 5th fold, it's time for the sixth one, so don't waste time and do it sincerely.Now, what are you thinking of????Yes, you have got it right. It's the correct time for the 7th fold..Now, be careful as the real tough thing starts now.If you want, take physical and mental rest for 10-15 minutes as one small mistake will make everything go wrong.Don't sleep in between...I hope you would be felling better after the rest.O.K. take a deep breath in and get ready for the eight fold.Don't panic!!Have hope in yourself, it is not at all hard, you can do anything and everything you wish to.Ninth fold is to be done now.Now, it's the last part of it - the tenth fold, just do it-you can do it-it's your aim and goal in life.Congratulations!!!!!!!!! you have done it!!!!!!!! it's party time. Don't forget to invite me.I knew it that you would be surely able to do it.Precautions and warnings:-Don't take a fresh paper. Take a old and used paper for the activity and try to consume less paper. In this, way you would save paper.After the activity, don't burn the paper. The paper can be recycled and reused.Don't think that it is easy and don't skip any of the steps.Share this with all your near and dear ones.Take the guidelines and help of a elder (Your parent, guardian or teacher) inn case of any doubts.
Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan
-Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.
You Know You're a Book Addict If (Bold those that apply):
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., and then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (I don't have an IPod, but I do on my DS)
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I’ve done that multiple times)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. I was so mad when Max died.
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character.
You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.
You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.
You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.
You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character. (But only when I talk about the book. like, to my friends.)
Your idol is a character from a book.
You think you are going to meet your favorite characters (When I read Peter Pan, I kept thinking I was going to see him flying outside of my window. Sisters Grimm readers: I thought that Puck was going to land in my balcony with Sabrina and Daphne. weird, right?)
X You own a cell phone
X Black is one of your favorite colors.
X You can skateboard
X You love the computer.
X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You like loud music.
Result: Wow I'm quite the geek, aren't I?
Have ago at this quiz!
You’ve never done illegal drugs.
You have a lot of friends.
You get along with everyone.
You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.
You love soccer.
You love baseball.
You’re into writing and art.
Favorite music genre is pop rock.
You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory. (Sometimes)
Abortion is wrong.
The war against Iraq is unneeded. (I don't even know what it is for, and I don't like wars, so I'm going to go with that one
One of your favourite colors is red or gold.
Good grades at school.
One of the worst things you can do is lie.
You plan on going to college/university.
You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
You laugh a lot.
You like to follow trends.
You love to swim.
Water polo is awesome.
Pink is one of your favorite colors.
Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though.
Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
You’re an optimist.
You’re completely straight-edge.
You’re very emotional
Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre.
You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
You’re depressed to a certain extent.
You love to read.
You appreciate theatre & arts.
Hate is completely unneeded.
Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
Indie is your favorite genre of music.
Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
Lying is sometimes okay
Blue is one of your favorite colors
Serious is better than funny.
There’s at least one person you hate.
Basketball is a good sport.
(American) Football is amazing.
Black is a cool color.
You’ve lied about something serious.
You’re a very deep person.
You have considered suicide.
You like metal.
You make school seem more important than it is.
You’re scared to grow up.
You’ve done drugs in the past month.
Anger is one of your primary feelings.
You have trust issues.
Guilty until proven innocent. (I know I did the opposite of this on top, but sometimes it's both, so... yeah).
Getting ahead is fine even if it hurts others.
Cool! I'm Gryffindor!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!
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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, FlyingToastersUnite, Cannibalistic Skittles, PuckabrinaRules, As White As Snow, Trikster Queen
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.
WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.
I've got ADHD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!!
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?
Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules
People always tell you to tell the truth and life will reward you,so why do i get punished and sent to my room when I do it. Plus, I don't exactly see money and books raining from the sky,do I?
Grin; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
When angry, count to 10 when very angry,swear
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .
When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing
If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem
They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only totally better.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone
I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?
Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .
If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"
Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.
I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans, like we try and have British accents?
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
Something I had to do for school...
If I Were In Charge of the World
If I were in charge of the world
I'd cancel snakes,
If I were in charge of the world
There'd be oatmeal for breakfast,
And bigger libraries. (Extremley bigger libraries)
If I were in charge of the world
You wouldn't have death.
You wouldn't have poor people.
You wouldn't have disasters.
Or "do your homework."
You wouldn't even have homework.
If I were in charge of the world
A mint chocolate ice cream cone would be lunch
All diseases wouldn’t be exist,
And a person who sometimes forgot to bring their lunch money,
And sometimes forgets to do their homework,
Would still be allowed to be
In charge of the world.
STUPID PRODUCT LABELS: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping (But that's the only time i can do my hair!).
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside (The shoplifter special!).
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap (I never would have guessed). On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost (It's a suggestion,so i don't have to defrost?YAY!).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down (Too late!).
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating (Fascinating. You learn something new every day. Like, the people who write this things are FREAKING MORONS!).
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body (AWWW!!!).
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery (If only we could keep those 5 year olds with headaches of those darn forklifts).
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness (Wouldn't that be good?).
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children (Mom:Honey where's the knife. Dad:I don't know dear. Mom:Did Lyra get her hands on it?Lyra :Mwahahaha!!!Mom and Dad:RUN!)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only (Does Mars count?)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use (Don't give me idea's)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts (Really?!Wow!).
On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts (Someone got paid big bucks to write this one.).
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands (That would of been nice to know earlier).
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly (Way to go.You just ruined a child's life dreams.DREAM MURDERER!).
My teacher read this for us when it was Anti-Drug week and I just found it. It was in something like soup for the soul or something like that.
My name is Misty,
I am three, My eyes are swollen
I cannot see, I must be stupid
I must be bad, What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up, all day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark, My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice
So maybe ill just get, One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car, My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse, My name is called
I press myself, Against the wall
I try to hide, From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault, He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more,
I finally get free, And run to the door
He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late
His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain, Again and again
O please God, have mercy!, O please let it end!
And he finally stops, And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless, Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany, I am three,
Tonight my daddy, Murdered me
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Please pass this on.
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em!
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what, Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad, too, and I cry with you, even though you can't hear me.
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it, too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy. Your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy, what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP ME!!
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Heaven. I know what abortion is, now. Why didn't you want me, Mommy?
Every abortion is just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this.
Comebacks For Girlies
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman:Hiding from you.
Man:Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman:Yes, and it will be if you sit down.
Man:Your place or mine?
Woman:Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man:So, what do you do for a living?
Woman:I'm a female impersonater.
Man:I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman:Yeah, but would you stay there?
Man: Your eyes are amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be amazing.
Man:What's your number?
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile
If you willingly refer to yourself as a nerd, dork, or loser; copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question then knew the answer right after you asked, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you take great pride in being strange, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you smack books when the charecters are being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your butt off.
Did you no that on average, right handed people live 9 years longer than left handed people? If you're a ticked off left handed person send this on. If you're a right handed person laughing at you're friends that are left handed, put this on your profile.
Did you know that the chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery ticket are greater than you wining. If you can believe that, put this on your profile.
Did you know that about 10 people a year are killed by vending machines? If you've ever gotten mad at a vending machine and kicked it, put this on your profile.
Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you
If the dark side has cookies and the light side has chocolate, does the middle have chocolate cookies? Go Middle!!
I intend to live forever, or die trying
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them
If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.
You shouldn't think so much. It'll strain your poor wittle brain.
Letting your mind wander isn't a good idea because it'll get lost.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!
If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 percent of teens do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
I'm a girl who has absolutely no social life. I'm a girl who never gets invited to parties. I'm a girl who dresses out of style. I'm a girl who doesn't do drugs. Most of all, I'M A GIRL WHO COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT THAT STUFF. If you're that kind of girl too, copy this, paste it in your profile, and add your name to the list: ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, LeoValdezgirl77, Nicole di Angelo,greekfreek101
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?"
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved problems?
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important. school however, is another matter.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!
When life gives you lemons, throw it in the trash and tell life you'd rather have money.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually the oncoming train
The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later
Popular Last Words:
"I didn't know that part came off."
"Hey, honey! Look!"
"I don't think that's supposed to bend that way."
"I can too!"
"It's perfectly harmless."
"OF COURSE I know what I'm doing."
I'm strange... but whatever strange is to you, I'm worst- and that's what makes me a stranger. do you get it?
Hello. Welcome to the State Mental Hospital Phone Line.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile.
You know that girl? The one who's always reading?
You know that girl? The one who you roll your eyes at?
You know that girl? The one with more books than friends?
You know that girl? The one who you talk about behind her back?
You know that girl? The one who doesn't have a boyfriend?
You know that girl? The one who can never start a good conversation?
You know that girl? The one that you think is so lame?
Yeah, that girl. The one who reads to escape.
Yeah, that girl. The one who's seen you laugh and roll your eyes at her.
Yeah, that girl. The one who finds more comfort in books than in people.
Yeah, that girl. The one who knows the rumors about her.
Yeah, that girl. The one who thinks fawning over boys who will never notice her is stupid.
Yeah, that girl. The one who feels uncomfortable talking to you because she knows your opinion of her.
Yeah, that girl. The one who never fits in.
Well, that girl has dreams. Big dreams. Some day she will live those dreams. What she doesn't have in popularity and 'coolness', she makes up in determination. Some day, her name will be remembered by everyone while yours will be forgotten. Some day, she will come out of her cocoon as a beautiful butterfly, while you're just an annoying fly.
You know that girl? Yeah, that's me.
by ColdnessOfLoveIf you think that you're That Girl, Copy and Paste this into your profile!
A,B,C,D,E,F,G, gummy bears are chasing me, one is red and one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe, now I'm running for my life, cause the red one has a knife!
If Youtube, Twitter and Facebook all combined into one website, it would be called "You Twit Face."
93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person 'What was your first clue?' 'Your point being?' 'You just realized this now?' or 'Wow, you're even more stupid than you look.', your the only people who understand sarcasm.
When somebody annoys you, it takes up 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and punch the hell outa them. You can do so 10 times and still have 2 muscles to waste!
America is a free country. Of course, you can't get that freedom until you are eighteen, but that's okay, because when you do turn eighteen, you get a bunch of privlieges, like doing jury duty, paying taxes, and paying off bills...
A stranger will stab you in the back, a friend will stab you in the front, a boyfriend will stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!
When you rearrange the letters:
THE MORSE CODE :
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
Part 1 : Boy And The Apple Tree
A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the treetop, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow...he loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him. Time went by...the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree every day.
One day, the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad . "Come and play with me" the tree asked the boy. "I am no longer a kid, I do not play around trees any more" the boy replied. "I want toys. I need money to buy them." "Sorry, but I do not have money... but you can pick all my apples and sell them. So, you will have money." The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy never came back after he picked the apples. The tree was deeply saddened.
One day, the boy who now turned into a man returned and the tree was excited "Come and play with me" the tree said. "I do not have time to play. I have to work for my family. We need a house for shelter. Can you help me ? " " Sorry, but I do not have any house. But you can chop off my branches to build your house." So the man cut all the branches of the tree and left happily. The tree was glad to see him happy but the man never came back since then. The tree was again lonely and upset.
One hot summer day, the man returned and the tree was delighted. "Come and play with me!" the tree said. "I am getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat ?" said the man . "Use my trunk to build your boat. You can sail far away and be happy." So the man cut the tree trunk to make a boat. He went sailing and never showed up for a long time.
Finally, the man returned after many years. " Sorry, my boy. But I do not have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you ..." the tree said. "No problem, I do not have any teeth to bite" the man replied. "No more trunk for you to climb on" "I am too old for that now" the man said. "I really cannot give you anything... the only thing left is my dying roots" the tree said with tears. "I do not need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years" the man replied. "Good! Old tree roots are the best place to lean on and rest, Come, come sit down with me and rest." The man sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears...
This is a story for everyone.
You may think the boy is cruel to the tree, but that is how all of us treat our parents. We take them for granted we don't appreciate all they do for us, UNTIL it's too late.
Part 2: For Muslims
May Allah forgive us of our shortcomings and may He Guide us, Insha'allah Ameen
Please enlighten all your friends and your families by telling them this story,
Love your Parents...
And lower unto them the wing of submission and humility through mercy, and say:
"Rasulullah (Sallallaahu Álayhi Wasallam ) said that Jibreel AS (angel) Said that
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