Trikster Queen
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Author has written 3 stories for Sisters Grimm, and Misc. Books.

IF I AM BORED I WILL UPDATE MY PROFILE. AND SOMETIMES I DON'T REMEMBER IF I ALREADY SAID SOMETHING ON HERE. SORRY, I AM ORGANIZING MY FAVORITES AND ALERTS, SO IF I REMOVE YOU FROM MY ALERTS, I PROBABLY HAVE YOU ON MY FAVORITES OR VICE VERSA. I WILL TRY TO PUT FINISHED STORIES ON FAVORITES AND NOT FINISHED ONES ON FOLLOW/ALERT.

Formerly: Jewelstone

Hello. My avatar is of a phoneix. (It's one of my favorite mythical creatures :D)

If you are reading my profile, you probably want to know more about me, or you're a stalker. Of course, if you are a stalker, you probably want to know more about me anyways... Alright! I am the only person I have ever met that never wants to grow up.

Age: Is but a number, is it not? Seriously, I'm not telling.

Background: Pakistan

Religion: Islam. Yeah, I'm Muslim, and proud of it! I'm not a hijabi yet though...

Gender: Now that I think of it, it doesn't really matter does it? I'm a girl. ;)

My Accounts all over the internet:)

Webkinz: altaah

Poptropica: Nice Paw

Stardoll

Wizard101: Stephanie Ravenstaff

Pirate101: Starlet Jennings

FAVORITE STUFF

Books
Starcatchers, Warriors, Sisters Grimm, Kingdom Keepers, Peter Pan, Septimus Heap, Kronos Chronicles, Vampirates, Artemis Fowl, Wereworld (You HAVE to read it!!!!), Tempo Change(This was really good), books by Margaret Peterson Haddix, The Line by Teri Hall(LOVED it), Away by Teri Hall (LOVED it!!!), Kane Chronicles, Percy Jackson and the Olympians

TV shows/Movies
Avatar; The Last Airbender, Spider Riders, MagiNation, Peter Pan, G.I. Joe Renegades, Jumanji, and all the disney princess movies (like Tangled), Apollo 13, Leave it to Beaver

Numbers
1, 3, 7, 11, 33, 55, 77, 99, 111

Animals

Horses, Dolphins (Especially the *Indo-Pacific Humpbacked Dolphin.* Its body color changes as it ages. At one point it's pink!)* Blobfish, *Aye-Aye *Bengal Tiger

*Endangered

Quotes

Puck turned to Sabrina. "What is she doing down there?"
"Hiding, I guess." Puck leaned down and poked his head under the seat.
"I found you." Ms. Smirt shrieked. Puck lifted himself up to his full height and laughed. "She's fun."
He leaned back down and she screamed again. "I could do this all day. Can I keep her?" -Sabrina, Puck, and Ms.Smirt (The Sisters Grimm)

"He turned into a rhinoceros," Ms. Smirt said.
"He does that," Sabrina said. -Mrs. Smirt and Sabrina (The Sisters Grimm)

Puck stopped his drumming [on his belly] for a brief moment and grinned at Sabrina."I hear they have a lot of plastic surgeons in New York City. If I were you, I'd make an appointment for that face as soon as you get there," he quipped.Sabrina scowled and shook a fist at him. "Keep it up stinkpot, and you're gonna need a plastic surgeon yourself." Puck winked. "No need to get all mushy on me, Grimm." -Sabrina and Puck (The Sisters Grimm)

"You ignorant little rodent! This isn't just an old book. This is the book of Everafter."
"Sorry, I haven't read it yet. I'm waiting for the movie," Puck said. -Puck and the Editor (The Sisters Grimm)

"Maybe one of the monsters ate him," Daphne whimpered.
"That would be awesome," Puck said.
Sabrina flashed him a dirty look.
"Awesome in a terrible, heartbreakingly tragic way," Puck continued. -Daphne, Puck, and Sabrina (The Sisters Grimm)

"Fudge." -Sabrina (The Sisters Grimm)

"Old lady, if I die I'd like you to do one small thing for me. I want you to build a one-hundred-acre museum dedicated to my memory. Bronze my clothing and possessions. Have at least three hundred marble statues erected of me in my most dashing poses. One of these statues should stand one hundred feet tall and greet ships as they float down the Hudson River. One of the fourteen wings of the museum should have an amusement park with the world's fastest roller coaster inside. None of these rides should be equipped with safety devices. You can license some of the space to fast-food restaurants and ice-cream parlors but nothing should be healthy or nutritious. The gift shop should sell stuffed Puck dolls packed with broken glass and asbestos. There's a more detailed list in my room." -Puck (The Sisters Grimm)

“You can't judge the many by the actions of the few.” -Snow White from the Sisters Grimm (Michael Buckley)

“'That's the coolest thing I've ever seen,' Puck said.
'How cool will it be when it kills us?' Sabrina asked.
'Considerably less cool,' Puck replied.” -Puck and Sabrina from the Sisters Grimm (Michael Buckley)

Lillies that fester smell worse than weeds-Hamlet (Shakespeare)

"I am the Trickster King. I'm a villain. I am the King of Loafers, the Prince of Low Expectations! The spiritual guide for millions of complainers, criminals, and convicts! Villains do not get married, they do not get zits! You have poisoned me, Sabrina Grimm, and this means war!"-Puck (Sisters Grimm)

"Don't disrespect the sword, Grimm."-Puck (Sisters Grimm)

Daphne- I thought Peter Pan was one of the good guys- Sisters grimm( have to read it to understand)

Puck:The Prince of fairies? Robin Goodfellow?The Imp?

Daphne:Do you work for Santa? -(Sisters Grimm)

Mirror- You're just like Henry, ready to jump headfirst into an adventure, hoping he'd come up with a plan along the way

Sabrina- Headfirst didn't sound like their dad at all. Our Dad reads the lables on the cans of food before we can eat. -(Sisters Grimm)

Dumbledore: "And the dragons have all been set for feeding time"

Harry: "Did he just say dragon??"

Snape: "Did you just say, 'Did he just say dragon?'"

Dumbledore: "I must have, because anyone else hiding in this room would have known to SHUT UP Potter!" A Very Potter Musical

"Let's make that a law, if that isn't too much trouble?" Mayor (prince) Charming, The Sister's Grimm

"Hey, Peeta! Remember when I loved you and I didn't love you back? Ah, good times." Hunger Games Parody- Katniss in Real Life, Youtube

"Mmm...she's doomed! You're doomed!! They're all doomed! Notice I didn't specify what kind of doom, so no matter what happens, I predicted it. How very WISE of me."Angela the Herbalist

"You named your sword Fire? Fire? What kind of a boring name is that? You might as well name your sword 'Blazing Blade' and be done with it. Fire indeed. Humph. Wouldn't you rather have a sword called Sheepbiter or Chrysanthemum Cleaver or something else with imagination?"Angela the Herbalist

"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!" Angela the Herbalist

"Hello, Luna," I greet softly. "How are you?"
She shrugs. "Not very well," she says frankly. "Voldemort is at large, you know.” http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554293/1/Seven_Days_and_Seven_Conversations

""So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering what you can tell me about puberty."
Henry turned pale and stammered.
Sabrina wanted to crawl under the table and die."-Puck(The Sisters Grimm)

"I know he's a bit old to be living at home with his mom, but he's had a difficult time holding a job. He's worked at Wendy's, Taco Bell, and Burger King, but it all ends the same way- he challenges his manager to combat, takes over the restaurant, and enslaves his coworkers. Then it's back to video games." - Morgan le Fay(The Sisters Grimm)

"There's nothing like walking around the city with a big ol' head of broccoli"- Daphne(The Sisters Grimm)

He always had to end up in some dangerous life and death situation, didn't he? True, he kind of liked those situations...but that was beside the point!-Puck (A Sisters Grimm fanfic, Cold Feet)

Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They are not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They invent. They imagine. They heal. They explore. They create. They inspire. They push the human race forward. Maybe they have to be crazy. How else can you stare at an empty canvas and see a work of art? Or sit in silence and hear a song that's never been written? Or gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels? We make tools for these kinds of people. While some see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

-Apple, Inc. 1997

"Come Daddy, Harry doesn't want to talk to us right now. He's just to polite to say it." Luna Lovegood

Actually, I love anything and everything Angela (Eragon) or Luna (Harry Potter) or Ella (Percy Jackson) say.

"Can we call them storm spirits? Venti makes them sound like evil espresso machines." Leo Valdez

"Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read." Groucho Marx

Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing." -Anonymous

"Everybody knows that everybody dies, and nobody knows it like the Doctor. But I do think that all the skies in all the worlds might just turn dark if he ever accepts it." -River Song (Forest of the Dead) [Doctor Who]

"See Twitchy? When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade... And then that lemonade goes bitter and ferments and turns into pigswell! Never trust a bunny." Wolf, Hoodwinked

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Alfred Hitchcock

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.
William Shakespeare

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
William Shakespeare

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." (Dr.Suess)

“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french
fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
Maybe it was the fact that we were so tired and strung out emotionally, but I started
cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at us. "I do not
understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And…" Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam T-shirt."
I busted up, and I probably would've kept laughing all day, but then I heard a noise:
"Moooo."
The smile melted off my face. I wondered if the noise was just in my head, but Grover
had stopped laughing too. He was looking around, confused. "Did I just hear a cow?"
"A dam cow?" Thalia laughed.”
Rick Riordan, The Titan's Curse

Big isn't a color-Curious George

"Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum."Percy Jackson (Hermes)

“When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair.”
-Taylor Swift

'Ironic is how the person you'd take a bullet for is the one behind the gun'.

"Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face."-Percy (Percy Jackson)

"I'm incognito. Call me Fred."-Apollo(Percy Jackson)

"What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?"-Percy (Percy Jackson)

"My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it. It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the Internet--"-Hermes(Percy Jackson)

"Braccas meas vescimini!"
I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!"- Percy(Percy Jackson)

"Jason scratched his head. "You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, ‘festus’ means ‘happy’? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?"- Jason(The Lost hero)

"Leo: Rainbows. Very macho.
Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi.
Leo: Rainbows, ponies...
Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot."The lost hero

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

"Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake

"Ah, Mastery of the Five Elements!"
"Is that the one we want?" I asked.
"No, but a good one. How to tame the five essential. elements of the universe - earth, air, water, fire, and cheese!"
"Cheese?"Carter and Doughboy(The red Pyramid)

"In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn't catch the pun, but thank you, Carter. God of the dead, drop-dead gorgeous. Yes, hilarious. Now, may I continue?]"- Sadie(Red Pyramid)

"Now the tattoos," Zia announced.
"Brilliant!" I said.
"On your tongue," she added.
"Excuse me?"-Zia and Saddie(Red Pyramid)

"I guessed his name was Face of Horror. I wondered how long it had taken his mom to think of that. Bob? No. Sam? No. How about Face of Horror?"-Saddie(red Pyramid)

". . . what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all."

- From 'JAWS' - 1975

Tounge Twisters

You're behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons.

from Harry Po"Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum."Percy Jackstter

If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice,

I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.

A sad story about Nobody

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody, when Nobody did, what Anybody could have done.

In pine tar is. In oak none is. In mud eels are. In clay none is.

(If read fast, it sounds like gibberish.)

When I went to Warsaw, I saw a saw that could outsaw any saw that I ever saw. Now, if you go to Warsaw and see a saw that could outsaw the saw I saw, I'd like to see your saw saw.

To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock, Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,

From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!

To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,

In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,

Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,

From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!

A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,

A short, sharp shock, a big black block!

To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,

And awaiting the sensation

From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!

by W.S. Gilbert of Gilbert and Sullivan from The Mikado (I haven't actually read it, I have only heard of it)

Mr Knott and Mr Watt on the Phone

Hello?

Who's calling?

Watt.

What's your name?

Watt's my name.

Yes, what is your name?

My name is John Watt.

John what?

Yes.

... I'll call on you this afternoon.

All right, are you Jones?

No, I'm Knott.

Will you tell me your name, then?

Will Knott.

Why not?

My name is Knott.

Not what?

Not Watt. Knott.

What?


This is the stupid test! 101 stupid things that people do! Including me. Everything in bold, I did.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking (eww…)

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand (all the time)

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (good times)

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (when I was little though)

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc. on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (after P.E. was over. EMBARRASSING)

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (ALL THE TIME!)

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (Thank goodness that it was only at home)

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand (EEW!)

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (okaaay...?)

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people (only my brother. Does that count?)

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth (no, but I do pop bubblegum bubbles in my mouth)

101. Tripped over your own shoelaces (Unfortunately)


Your guy side

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.

X Dogs are better than cats.
X its hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.

X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
X You own a games console
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.

X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/Ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Scary movies are cool. (Not just cool, awesome!
X You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X Its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 19

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You love to shop. X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheer-leading a sport.
X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewelry.
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
X Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. X You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
X You used to play with dolls as little kid. (Still do!)
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of everything. (Hate it with a fiery passion!!!)

Total: 5

Unequal. Uh-Oh. I don't think that that's a good thing. But I'm a tomboy. So, I have an excuse...I think...


I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are as well, then copy and paste this on your profile page.


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Steps for folding a paper ten times.First of all take a piece of paper.Now, slowly make a fold in the paper.Press tightly to form a crease.Now, move on for the second fold.Be patient don't be in a hurry!!!!!If you are in a hurry, you may commit a mistake which might make you pay a lot afterwards. So, be very careful.Now, it's good time for the 3rd fold.Ensure that the 3rd fold is done properly.Always make straight lines while folding.Now, move on with your forth fold.Don't think that now you can just skip the remaining procedure as you have understood what to do. Always read the warning section and the guidelines section carefully.Now, it's high time for your 5th fold.After the 5th fold, it's time for the sixth one, so don't waste time and do it sincerely.Now, what are you thinking of????Yes, you have got it right. It's the correct time for the 7th fold..Now, be careful as the real tough thing starts now.If you want, take physical and mental rest for 10-15 minutes as one small mistake will make everything go wrong.Don't sleep in between...I hope you would be felling better after the rest.O.K. take a deep breath in and get ready for the eight fold.Don't panic!!Have hope in yourself, it is not at all hard, you can do anything and everything you wish to.Ninth fold is to be done now.Now, it's the last part of it - the tenth fold, just do it-you can do it-it's your aim and goal in life.Congratulations!!!!!!!!! you have done it!!!!!!!! it's party time. Don't forget to invite me.I knew it that you would be surely able to do it.Precautions and warnings:-Don't take a fresh paper. Take a old and used paper for the activity and try to consume less paper. In this, way you would save paper.After the activity, don't burn the paper. The paper can be recycled and reused.Don't think that it is easy and don't skip any of the steps.Share this with all your near and dear ones.Take the guidelines and help of a elder (Your parent, guardian or teacher) inn case of any doubts.


Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

-Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.
-The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
-Children of rival gods can fall in love.
-No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.
-Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
-Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.
-Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
-The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.
-Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
-Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.
-Math teachers really are evil.
-Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)
-It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
-Elvis was a magician. No, really.
-Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
-Boomerangs can cast spells.
-It's possible to gamble moonlight.
-Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.
-Rainbows have power.
-If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy-you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.
-Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.


You Know You're a Book Addict If (Bold those that apply):

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., and then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (I don't have an IPod, but I do on my DS)

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I’ve done that multiple times)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. I was so mad when Max died.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character.

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character. (But only when I talk about the book. like, to my friends.)

Your idol is a character from a book.

You think you are going to meet your favorite characters (When I read Peter Pan, I kept thinking I was going to see him flying outside of my window. Sisters Grimm readers: I thought that Puck was going to land in my balcony with Sabrina and Daphne. weird, right?)

Total: 17


PREP

X You own a cell phone
X You own something from Abercrombie
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
X You have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.

Total: 1

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favorite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 2

PUNK

X You can skateboard
X You’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
X You dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 3

GEEK

X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
X You get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You like homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 9

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

Total: 3

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the Disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 5

Result: Wow I'm quite the geek, aren't I?

Have ago at this quiz!


GRYFFINDOR:

You’ve never done illegal drugs.

You have a lot of friends.

You get along with everyone.

You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.

You love soccer.

You love baseball.

You’re into writing and art.

Favorite music genre is pop rock.

You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory. (Sometimes)

Abortion is wrong.

The war against Iraq is unneeded. (I don't even know what it is for, and I don't like wars, so I'm going to go with that one

One of your favourite colors is red or gold.

Good grades at school.

One of the worst things you can do is lie.

You plan on going to college/university.

total: 13

HUFFLEPUFF:

You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.

You laugh a lot.

You like to follow trends.

Politics suck.

You love to swim.

Water polo is awesome.

Pink is one of your favorite colors.

Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though.

Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.

You’re an optimist.

You’re completely straight-edge.

You’re very emotional

Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre.

You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.

TOTAL: 7

RAVENCLAW:

You’re depressed to a certain extent.

You love to read.

You appreciate theatre & arts.

Sports suck.

You’re shy.

Hate is completely unneeded.

Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.

Indie is your favorite genre of music.

Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.

Lying is sometimes okay

Blue is one of your favorite colors

Serious is better than funny.

TOTAL: 8

SLYTHERIN:

There’s at least one person you hate.

Basketball is a good sport.

(American) Football is amazing.

Black is a cool color.

You’ve lied about something serious.

You’re a very deep person.

You have considered suicide.

Very loyal.

You like metal.

You make school seem more important than it is.

You’re scared to grow up.

You’ve done drugs in the past month.

Anger is one of your primary feelings.

You have trust issues.

Guilty until proven innocent. (I know I did the opposite of this on top, but sometimes it's both, so... yeah).

Getting ahead is fine even if it hurts others.

TOTAL: 10

Cool! I'm Gryffindor!


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!


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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, FlyingToastersUnite, Cannibalistic Skittles, PuckabrinaRules, As White As Snow, Trikster Queen

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WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

I've got ADHD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!!

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules

People always tell you to tell the truth and life will reward you,so why do i get punished and sent to my room when I do it. Plus, I don't exactly see money and books raining from the sky,do I?

Grin; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When angry, count to 10 when very angry,swear

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing

If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed...

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only totally better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?

Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .

If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"

Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans, like we try and have British accents?

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!


Something I had to do for school...

If I Were In Charge of the World

If I were in charge of the world

I'd cancel snakes,

allergies,

And fly’s.

If I were in charge of the world

There'd be oatmeal for breakfast,

World peace,

And bigger libraries. (Extremley bigger libraries)

If I were in charge of the world

You wouldn't have death.

You wouldn't have poor people.

You wouldn't have disasters.

Or "do your homework."

You wouldn't even have homework.

If I were in charge of the world

A mint chocolate ice cream cone would be lunch

All diseases wouldn’t be exist,

And a person who sometimes forgot to bring their lunch money,

And sometimes forgets to do their homework,

Would still be allowed to be

In charge of the world.


STUPID PRODUCT LABELS: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping (But that's the only time i can do my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside (The shoplifter special!).

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap (I never would have guessed). On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost (It's a suggestion,so i don't have to defrost?YAY!).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down (Too late!).

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating (Fascinating. You learn something new every day. Like, the people who write this things are FREAKING MORONS!).

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body (AWWW!!!).

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery (If only we could keep those 5 year olds with headaches of those darn forklifts).

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness (Wouldn't that be good?).

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children (Mom:Honey where's the knife. Dad:I don't know dear. Mom:Did Lyra get her hands on it?Lyra :Mwahahaha!!!Mom and Dad:RUN!)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only (Does Mars count?)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use (Don't give me idea's)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts (Really?!Wow!).

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts (Someone got paid big bucks to write this one.).

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands (That would of been nice to know earlier).

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly (Way to go.You just ruined a child's life dreams.DREAM MURDERER!).


My teacher read this for us when it was Anti-Drug week and I just found it. It was in something like soup for the soul or something like that.

My name is Misty,

I am three, My eyes are swollen

I cannot see, I must be stupid

I must be bad, What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up, all day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark, My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice

So maybe ill just get, One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car, My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse, My name is called

I press myself, Against the wall

I try to hide, From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault, He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more,

I finally get free, And run to the door

He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late

His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain, Again and again

O please God, have mercy!, O please let it end!

And he finally stops, And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless, Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany, I am three,

Tonight my daddy, Murdered me

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass this on.

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart

Month one

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what, Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad, too, and I cry with you, even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it, too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy. Your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy, what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP ME!!

Month Seven

Mommy, I am okay. I am in Heaven. I know what abortion is, now. Why didn't you want me, Mommy?

Every abortion is just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.


Comebacks For Girlies

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman:Hiding from you.

Man:Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman:Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman:Yes, and it will be if you sit down.

Man:Your place or mine?

Woman:Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man:So, what do you do for a living?

Woman:I'm a female impersonater.

Man:I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman:Yeah, but would you stay there?

Man: Your eyes are amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be amazing.

Man:What's your number?

Woman:911


20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

If you willingly refer to yourself as a nerd, dork, or loser; copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question then knew the answer right after you asked, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you take great pride in being strange, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you smack books when the charecters are being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your butt off.

Did you no that on average, right handed people live 9 years longer than left handed people? If you're a ticked off left handed person send this on. If you're a right handed person laughing at you're friends that are left handed, put this on your profile.

Did you know that the chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery ticket are greater than you wining. If you can believe that, put this on your profile.

Did you know that about 10 people a year are killed by vending machines? If you've ever gotten mad at a vending machine and kicked it, put this on your profile.

Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you

If the dark side has cookies and the light side has chocolate, does the middle have chocolate cookies? Go Middle!!

I intend to live forever, or die trying

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

You shouldn't think so much. It'll strain your poor wittle brain.

Letting your mind wander isn't a good idea because it'll get lost.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!

If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teens do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

I'm a girl who has absolutely no social life. I'm a girl who never gets invited to parties. I'm a girl who dresses out of style. I'm a girl who doesn't do drugs. Most of all, I'M A GIRL WHO COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT THAT STUFF. If you're that kind of girl too, copy this, paste it in your profile, and add your name to the list: ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, LeoValdezgirl77, Nicole di Angelo,greekfreek101

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?"

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved problems?

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important. school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!

When life gives you lemons, throw it in the trash and tell life you'd rather have money.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually the oncoming train

The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later

Popular Last Words:

"Oops."

"I didn't know that part came off."

"Oh $@#%."

"Hey, honey! Look!"

"No hands!"

"I don't think that's supposed to bend that way."

"I can too!"

"It's perfectly harmless."

"OF COURSE I know what I'm doing."

I'm strange... but whatever strange is to you, I'm worst- and that's what makes me a stranger. do you get it?
No? you don't? well then now you've learned never to talk to strangers...


Hello. Welcome to the State Mental Hospital Phone Line.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.


At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile.


You know that girl? The one who's always reading?

You know that girl? The one who you roll your eyes at?

You know that girl? The one with more books than friends?

You know that girl? The one who you talk about behind her back?

You know that girl? The one who doesn't have a boyfriend?

You know that girl? The one who can never start a good conversation?

You know that girl? The one that you think is so lame?

Yeah, that girl. The one who reads to escape.

Yeah, that girl. The one who's seen you laugh and roll your eyes at her.

Yeah, that girl. The one who finds more comfort in books than in people.

Yeah, that girl. The one who knows the rumors about her.

Yeah, that girl. The one who thinks fawning over boys who will never notice her is stupid.

Yeah, that girl. The one who feels uncomfortable talking to you because she knows your opinion of her.

Yeah, that girl. The one who never fits in.

Well, that girl has dreams. Big dreams. Some day she will live those dreams. What she doesn't have in popularity and 'coolness', she makes up in determination. Some day, her name will be remembered by everyone while yours will be forgotten. Some day, she will come out of her cocoon as a beautiful butterfly, while you're just an annoying fly.

You know that girl? Yeah, that's me.

by ColdnessOfLoveIf you think that you're That Girl, Copy and Paste this into your profile!


A,B,C,D,E,F,G, gummy bears are chasing me, one is red and one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe, now I'm running for my life, cause the red one has a knife!

If Youtube, Twitter and Facebook all combined into one website, it would be called "You Twit Face."

93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person 'What was your first clue?' 'Your point being?' 'You just realized this now?' or 'Wow, you're even more stupid than you look.', your the only people who understand sarcasm.

When somebody annoys you, it takes up 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and punch the hell outa them. You can do so 10 times and still have 2 muscles to waste!

America is a free country. Of course, you can't get that freedom until you are eighteen, but that's okay, because when you do turn eighteen, you get a bunch of privlieges, like doing jury duty, paying taxes, and paying off bills...

A stranger will stab you in the back, a friend will stab you in the front, a boyfriend will stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER


Part 1 : Boy And The Apple Tree

A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the treetop, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow...he loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him. Time went by...the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree every day.

One day, the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad . "Come and play with me" the tree asked the boy. "I am no longer a kid, I do not play around trees any more" the boy replied. "I want toys. I need money to buy them." "Sorry, but I do not have money... but you can pick all my apples and sell them. So, you will have money." The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy never came back after he picked the apples. The tree was deeply saddened.

One day, the boy who now turned into a man returned and the tree was excited "Come and play with me" the tree said. "I do not have time to play. I have to work for my family. We need a house for shelter. Can you help me ? " " Sorry, but I do not have any house. But you can chop off my branches to build your house." So the man cut all the branches of the tree and left happily. The tree was glad to see him happy but the man never came back since then. The tree was again lonely and upset.

One hot summer day, the man returned and the tree was delighted. "Come and play with me!" the tree said. "I am getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat ?" said the man . "Use my trunk to build your boat. You can sail far away and be happy." So the man cut the tree trunk to make a boat. He went sailing and never showed up for a long time.

Finally, the man returned after many years. " Sorry, my boy. But I do not have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you ..." the tree said. "No problem, I do not have any teeth to bite" the man replied. "No more trunk for you to climb on" "I am too old for that now" the man said. "I really cannot give you anything... the only thing left is my dying roots" the tree said with tears. "I do not need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years" the man replied. "Good! Old tree roots are the best place to lean on and rest, Come, come sit down with me and rest." The man sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears...

This is a story for everyone.
The tree is like our parents
When we were young, we loved to play with our Mum and Dad...
When we grow up, we leave them...only come to them when we need something or when we are in trouble.
No matter what,
parents will always be there and
give everything they could
just to make you happy.

You may think the boy is cruel to the tree, but that is how all of us treat our parents. We take them for granted we don't appreciate all they do for us, UNTIL it's too late.

Part 2: For Muslims

May Allah forgive us of our shortcomings and may He Guide us, Insha'allah Ameen

Please enlighten all your friends and your families by telling them this story,

Love your Parents...
And your Lord has decreed that you worship none but Him. And that you be dutiful to your parents. If one of them or both of them attain old age in your life, say not to them a word of disrespect, nor shout at them but address them in terms of honour.

And lower unto them the wing of submission and humility through mercy, and say:
"My Lord! Bestow on them Your Mercy as they did bring me up when I was small."

"Rasulullah (Sallallaahu Álayhi Wasallam ) said that Jibreel AS (angel) Said that
" Woe unto him in whose presence his parents or either one of them attains old age, and (through failure to serve them) he is not allowed to enter 'Jannah".
To this Rasulullah(Sallallahu Alayhe wassallam) said Ameen!


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The Long, Winding Road by Curlscat reviews
Ups, downs, twists and turns, love and hatred. With a couple of new Everafters running about, wars start and lives end. Life for the Grimm family is NOT how it used to be. Pre-7 epicfic featuring Puckabrina getting together in chapter 112. Ch 1: Now contains a prologue! Ch. 127: The Epilogue.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 127 - Words: 345,549 - Reviews: 2384 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 2/16/2009 - [Sabrina G., Puck] - Complete
Jobs the Sisters Grimm Characters Should Never Do by jabberwockyandthevorpalblade reviews
It's here! What jobs should the Grimm gang NEVER do? Find out inside.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/1/2009
Jell-Ohhh by flying feather scribbles reviews
Aunt May is gone for the week. It is a Friday night, and Sam decides to cook a fantastic meal, with a special dessert... Jell-O! Danny has never tried Jell-O before, though- he doesn't even know what it is. One-Shot
Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - P. Parker/Spider Man, A. Ayala/White Tiger, D. Rand/Iron Fist, S. Alexander/Nova - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Marauder Marie reviews
Sabrina, Red, Daphne, and Puck are left home alone playing truth or dare. Guess who comes to join them? First crossover! Featuring Ben from A Day at the Pool! R&R please?
Crossover - Peter Pan & Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Peter Pan, Sabrina G.
How We Got Here by Curlscat reviews
We know what happened after they got to Ferryport Landing and we know what they're like now. But what happened to them for the year and half after their parent's disappearance? This is the story of Sabrina's and Daphne's journey to become the people they are today, from the night their parents disappeared 'til they got on the train to Ferryport Landing. Edited.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,280 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/25/2009 - [Sabrina G., OC] Daphne G. - Complete
I'm not jealous! I'm simply irked by Heart of punks reviews
Sabrina is not jealous of Marcy and Puck and all the other girls, she's just...irked. But definantly NOT jealous. Puck is not jealous of Sabrina and Matt and all the other guys, he's just...irked. DEFINANTLY not jealous. FINALLY FINISHED!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,845 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
Another Fairy In The House by WatsonLover reviews
Like his brother, Mustardseed is planned to have an arranged marriage; but he refuses and is forced to flee Faerie. Needing a place to stay, Granny Relda gladly accepts him in. But what kinds of adventures and feelings will Daphne and Mustardseed get tangled up in? And why does it seem like Granny is playing matchmaker like Daphne did with Puck and Sabrina?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Daphne G., Mustardseed
Fake Smiles and Not Party Girls by Ayaia of the Moon reviews
Set after "Middleverse" episode in Season One. Kitty didn't really want to go to the party. But she was taking one for the team. Her musings on her life, what bugs her, what stresses her out, and a certain blue and fuzzy person who likes showing her she shouldn't stress out. Cutesy. Hints of Kurtty. K plus for one swearword. Reviews adored! Same setting/universe as other x-fics
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Juliet Never Wore Converses by yellow.r0se reviews
"Everyone in the grade- heck, everyone in Ferryport Landing High knew that Sabrina and Puck were sworn enemies." Not even the school play could dissolve their tension. But maybe...
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,323 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
World War Grimm by AvaJane17 reviews
The sequel to Growing up in a War, Ivy is all grown up, well, at least as much as she can with the spell on her. Her life isnt that of a normal teenagers, but she's adapted. Unfortuantly, so have the Scarlet Hand and John, enemies of the Grimm family. With her parents unable to help, Ivy Ian and their friends are the ones to take on the real meaning of being a Grimm.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sabrina G., Daphne G.
Pirates and Other Magical Disasters by Leslie Ann K reviews
Book Nine is over. Puck is traveling the world with Uncle Jake, Granny Relda and Mr. Canis are raising Red and Pinocchio in Ferryport Landing, and Sabrina and Daphne are back in New York with their parents. But all is not well, and it's up to Sabrina, Daphne, and Puck to find out what. Sabrina got her happy ever after, but the only happy stories are the ones not yet finished...
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,377 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012
Here Comes the Bride, Marrying the Wrong Guy by BrownEyes120 reviews
Sabrina is about to marry a normal, handsome, nice guy- Bradley. But will a certain pink-winged fairy be able to save her from herself and the horrible mundane life he knows she doesn't want?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Of Mirrors and Mayhem by Cerulean Apocalypse reviews
After the Everafter War, the Grimms decide to wipe Basil's memory of magic, and raise him in the city. When he visits his sisters, though, he notices how strange everyone acts. What's really going on in his family?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,699 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Basil Jr.
The Grimmly Extended Epilogue by phoenix1034 reviews
At the age of 14, Sabrina Grimm's daughter Allison is just now discovering the secret world of Everafters that her parents have kept hidden from her and her sister. When a new group starts making threats to the family, they all know they are in for one last adventure. After all, they are the Grimms, and this is what they do.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,091 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012
A Day at the Pool by Marauder Marie reviews
Puck and Sabrina are sent to 'settle thier differences' after one of Puck's pranks caused a fight.Granny Relda sends them to blow off steam at the community pool. Will it lead to something more?Puckabrina,Complete!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
The Future Is Grimm by civicprincess322994294 reviews
set after book 9. Sabrina and her family move to new york in a normal house, But a sinister problem occurs right there and Sabrina realise's that she can't run away from the dangers of powerful everafters - not after her neighbour turns out to be a powerful fairy. Plus, Peter Pan is back, making Puck a bit uneasy. Will love blossom between Puckabrina? *epic plot twists
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,205 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck
For Everafter by lonksthewriter reviews
How did Puck and Sabrina's relationships evolve after the end of The Council of Mirrors? What happened after Puck's unceremonious arrival in the first epilogue? Micheal Buckley did not provide us with these answers, so I've decided to create some myself. Spoiler Alert! Do not read before completing all nine Sisters Grimm books!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck
School, or When Sabrina ruined Puck's life by blueberry rag muffin reviews
When Puck and Uncle Jake visit the rest of the Grimms, they all have to go to school. At school, Sabrina acidentally spreads a rumor about Puck, and ruins his life. She aslso meets some new friends, but ends up in a fight that could get her expelled... Rated T because of cussing and fighting.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,800 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
When you Give the Grimms Computers by zoocan reviews
Grimms meet technology, discover the so-called "Puckabrina" fanfics, and hilarity ensues.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,500 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Muggleborns and Mismatched Socks by siriusfreddobbylupin reviews
In this story, Hermione and Harry went to the same Muggle school before Hogwarts. When they are at Hermione's house, a strange looking man shows up at the door with an acceptance letter to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for Hermione Granger. This is a one-shot. Just an idea I got that I thought might be interesting...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Complete
For the First Time by Lara D reviews
Majorly AUish. Daphne's teacher has a dangerous past and a possibly dark future. Who would've thought he had been a charming prince-like fairy that she had met as a kid? Know that everyone has hidden secrets- kept hidden for a reason. Oops, did Daphne find out too late?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 255,135 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Daphne G., Mustardseed - Complete
The Wedding by Mrs. Trickster Queen reviews
Okay, spoilers if you haven't read the ninth book. Puckabrina fluff, pretty much. Based off of the wedding in the book, yaddah yaddah. If you read the book you know what I'm talking about. Please read! Rated for kissing and drama.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Another time, Another place by FizzyPop's'n'FlipFlops.x reviews
An argument in another time, two rival schools, two rival families, A timeless love story you'll never forget . Romeo and Juliet has been done so many times but this is something new. COMPLETE
Romeo and Juliet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 121,496 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Romeo, Juliet - Complete
The Grimm Daughter by Maddieboz12 reviews
15 years ago Mirror kidnapped the two-year-old daughter of Puck and Sabrina. What happens when Fort Charming when the battle? Where is their little girl? What happened to her? But wait. She's not excatly a little girl anymore. No. She's 17, independent, and she's very much Sabrina's child. Not to mention in love. Such a bad combination.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Puck, Sabrina G.
The City of Lights by yellow.r0se reviews
She went to Paris looking for love. He went to Paris looking for work. But what they didn't expect, was finding each other.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,704 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Not At All by Epiphany On Toast reviews
Sequel to Normal, At Least, I Hope So. After the Halloween fiasco, Puck and Sabrina are finding out about the simple complicatedness of high school. And something is about to make it way more complicated: Daphne knows.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
Just Tell Me The Truth by ahack6 reviews
Sequel to Sisters Grimm: The War and Beyond. Something or someone is after Sabrina, Puck is being a jerk, and lives are on the line. It doesn't help when Sabrina and Puck are stuck in the middle of the biggest fight they've had in years... **Third place in The Best Sisters Grimm Story of 2011 Contest**
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,132 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Book 10: The Final Twist by LivingBeyondReality reviews
After Book 9, Sabrina is adjusting to living with her new baby brother, Henry, and Veronica. The Master and the Scarlet Hand are forced underground. Then, what's wrong now? PLZ READ A.N. IN CH. 3, about Michael Buckley's whereabouts!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
Aloha Hawaii by RockstarGurl4444 reviews
What happens when the Grimm gang has to leave Ferryport Landing to go to Hawaii on a mission to save Ferryport Landing and stop the Scarlet Hand? Read to find out. Also rated T, just to be on the safe side.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,558 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Sisters Grimm: The War and Beyond by ahack6 reviews
Sabrina, Daphne, and the rest of the gang are nearing the end of the big Everafter War. Who will sacrifice themselves? Will they ever get their brother back? And what happens with Puckabrina? My take. Set in place of book 7. Complete.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,433 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Sabrina G., Daphne G. - Complete
I Do by LarryStylisonandWaldez4life1D reviews
I'm loosely basing this on a Friends episode. Puck is getting married. What will Sabrina do and how will it all end? Read. I do not own Sisters Grimm or Friends!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Puck, Sabrina G.
Living the Dream by Lara D reviews
Something's up from Charlotte's weird dreams to her mom's strange reactions. With the secret out, she journeys to Faerie with Puck. Can she stop the battle between the two fairy kingdoms before everything is torn apart? Puck OOC-ish Romance as third genre
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,482 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010
Party Time! by Puckabrina 4evers and evers reviews
What happens when Sabrina goes to a party, gets a concussion, and can't remember anyone the next day? It's up to Daphne and Puck to help Sabrina gain her memory. Rated T for mild swearing.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,217 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
Before Ferryport Landing by elligoat reviews
You know the story of the everafters, and of Ferryport landing, but what about a more normal life. The life of a ten year old Sabrina, and a six year old Daphne. Follow them through their life. Their life 'Before Ferryport Landing' .
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,992 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sabrina G., Daphne G.
Sabrina GrimmEverafter by Graci-and-Cheri reviews
Sabrina becomes a special kind of everafter, an Alestrial. Puckabrina is promised! T for mild stuff. My sister Cherissa aka Cheri who has Cancer is Co-Writting this with me! Chapter 13 is up ya'll! Graci & Cheri
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,263 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned by EstrangeloEdessa reviews
Moth breaks out of prison and, with help from some unlikely (and highly suspicious) people, sets out to get revenge on Sabrina Grimm.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,843 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Moth, Mustardseed, The Queen of Hearts
Wicked by sistersgrimmlover reviews
Sabrina Grimm is a senior at Fairyport High School and vows to be at the top of the school as a punk hottie. But when her sister, signs her up for the unexpected, will she have to remake her image or is it too late to be anything but WICKED! All songs!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 81,722 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Just My Heart by ps9906 reviews
Jim and Trixie haven't met but when they do will the chemistry still be there? And does Jim want to become attached to her? Set in their college years with Jim, Dan and Honey meeting the Beldens and Diana Lynch for the first time.
Trixie Belden - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,325 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
All Summer in a Day: Aftermath by Nederbird reviews
A short story about Margot's thoughts and feelings after being deprived of the moment under the Sun that she'd been yearning for. Oneshot.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2009
I Am Not Allowed by RockSuperstar reviews
28 things I am not allowed to do in Ferryport Landing- a pitiful attempt at humor.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
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Daphneish Dictionary reviews
A dictionary of Daphne's words, plus ones that you make up.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Daphne G.
Creative Writing
Just something I had to do for school. An All Summer In A Day fanfic.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Published: 3/6/2013
The Closet reviews
What happens when Daphne hides a homeless man in the closet for six hours?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Daphne G. - Complete