Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

Hit by a drunk driver of all things, Ichigo's human life comes to an abrupt end. Believing he knows what is beyond death, Ichigo expects merely to reappear in his shinigami form- not flung over fifty years into the past, to when Aizen's plans are coming into fruition and a single misstep can change the entire course of the future as he knows it. Time Travel AU. Discontinued.

"But this pride... I'll just have to... get rid of it!" In which Light's personality doesn't change when he loses his memories of the Death Note, and he deduces that the only possible solution to the Kira Case is that he's Kira and just doesn't remember it—or that Ryuzaki is Kira and framed him for it. (continued again after more than 2 years, rofl?)

If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? M for dark themes.

Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .

AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.

JS What's said is said, and Sarah said, "My Will is as Strong as Yours and my Kingdom as Great." And then, of course, she lied.

(Sequel to "ink".) Light and Lawliet are dead, and bored. There's really not much to do when you're dead, after all, aside from wander aimlessly and take turns stating the obvious.

Home is where you make it. Or, the AU where Loki falls to Earth after Thor, wanders around trying to work out what to do with himself, and somehow ends up working for SHIELD. Mostly because supervillains are so plebian.

A set of 'reveal' senarios where Merlin's abilities are discovered by different people in different ways. Poems, Drabbles and Ficlets. This fic is likely to be reopened in the future

Third in The Code trilogy. Draco's a genius who denounced Voldemort and was disowned. Now he's staying at the Order, helping find the rest of the Horcruxes while trying to keep his sanity. He might learn a lot there...if he lets himself. Next story now up - The End Code.

Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.

SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.

What if Vader, wanting to be with his son again, had taken a very different approach after Luke escapes him at Bespin? How far would he go to regain what he has lost? COMPLETE

Faced with an eternity without his brother, Loki strikes a bargain to change the past. Post TDW. (NOW COMPLETE)

Sherlock's and John's attemps of distracting each other... Or anybody else, for that matter. The series of one-shots. Disclamer: I own nothing.

When Loki turns up demanding Thor's help on a quest to retrieve the All-Mother from Valhalla, Thor isn't about to say no. But that doesn't mean he's forgotten anything, and what better time than a road trip through the backwaters of the universe for trying to talk things out?

In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.

Mycroft uses his position to bring Sherlock and John behind the scenes on a potential political deal. But a single gala event quickly becomes a puzzle that Sherlock, John, and Sarah must unravel to expose the secrets of powerful men.

A snap-shot series of the childhood of the Holmes brothers. Tales of caring, teaching and not a little frustration.

"Days like this were nothing new; days where everything seemed to remind him of Sherlock. What was new was the feeling of detachment." A post-Reichenbach case-fic based loosely on The Empty House. Spoilers for series 2!

An accident renders Sherlock and John momentarily unconscious in the present...and perhaps permanently stranded in the Victorian past.

Sherlock, forced to turn to his brother for help, remembers everything Mycroft has done for him in the past.

A case brings Sherlock and John out into the middle of nowhere in Ohio in America, to meet a child that fascinates one of the world's smartest men: Calvin.

When an infant is found abandoned on the doorstep to 221B Baker Street, Sherlock and John find themselves caught in a battle between Social Services, Scotland Yard...and the Russian Mafia. Non slash.

Post-Reichenbach. Three years after Sherlock's death, Lestrade shows up at 221B Baker Street with a case: an heiress lies in her father's study, shot dead by a bullet through an open window. John is the next best thing, after all.

For once, Mycroft's power and connections can't fix the problem. A glance at the broken relationship between Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes.

It was this law they made for themselves, a law that said: 'Pretend to hate each other.' Sherlock/Mycroft brotherly love.

Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.

SPOILERS FOR ALL EPISODES. Sherlock goes to Mycroft for assistance and they settle some scores.

Sequel to Arthur's Silent Guardian! With the unknown identity of his sorcerer-protector plaguing him, Arthur is unsure how to deal with this new knowledge. Meanwhile, a series of mysterious earthquakes is threatening the safety of Camelot. No Slash.

" He briefly wondered if he could reasonably call off 'on account of kidnapping and sedation'..." -Mycroft's 'interview' techniques have not evolved much over the years; Lestrade's first meeting with 'big brother'.-

Sometimes it all just becomes too much - Mycroft and Sherlock apologise to one another in silence. Post 'Scandal In Belgravia' - minor, hardly any spoilers.

A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.

"This," she said with conviction, "was not supposed to happen." NOTE: This story takes place during events in the second-series Sherlock episode "A Scandal in Belgravia."

Sherlock must solve the mystery of Mycroft's torture and subsequent death. Torture scenes.

Arthur knew of the distinct shape of a Serket's stinger. He knew that no one who bore the mark of their sting could live long enough for it to scar. And that is why he couldn't take his eyes off the shiny white scar on Merlin's lower back. 4x09 Not Slash

"I'll be where I always am. By your side. Protecting you." NO SLASH, NO S4 SPOILERS. Oneshot.

The first time Arthur calls Merlin "Emrys."

"They were both people who held grudges, and with the sharp edge their heightened intellect lent them, they were often quite ruthless in their ways." A take on the Holmes siblings' relationship. NO incest.

Their friendship had always been like a game. And then Merlin's magic was revealed and everyone waited. Because they didn't know if it broke the rules of the game, but it certainly broke the laws of the game board on which they play.

Arthur knows. Merlin knows Arthur knows. Arthur knows, Merlin knows Arthur knows. Merlin knows, Arthur knows Merlin knows Arthur knows.

In Which: It is snowing on Baker Street, and the world grows smaller accordingly. Character study.

Without a word, Mycroft opened his umbrella, shielding his brother from the light spray of not-quite-rain that had started, and handed him the file filled, with the embassy contacts he might need. Sherlock nodded, "You didn't need to."

A hostage situation at 221B proves that not all dangers come from Moriarty. NOTE: This is part of the Sofie Series, a sequel to "Mouth of Babes," "Facing Forward," and "Sentry Duty."

As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS

Sally Donovan's eyes are opened about a certain Doctor John Watson.

One-shot. Reveal fic/ "scar-revelation" fic. The title is the summary in every way. Hardly an original idea, but hopefully it offers a new spin and flair. More details inside. NO slash.

Bk1 of Prophesized. Merlin and Arthur are faced by a new, powerful threat: the Gvarath. Merlin once again dons the guise of Dragoon the Great to save Arthur. But the question is: will he be able to convince Arthur to fight alongside him? No slash. Cover by ErinNovelist.

Oneshots of Merlin's and Arthur's adventures... told from the POV of random person. Seasons 1-3. Episode scenes: 1.01 , 1.04 , 1.08, 1.12, 1.10, 2.03, 2.06, 2.07, 2.11, 3.01, 3.04, 3.10, 3.13. Spoilers for every episode listed. IS COMPLETE.

On this day every year there's some kind of rally. Or huge-scale prank. Or... well, there's definitely something. And the King's Cross staff are sick of it. One-shot inspired by rewatching the first movie.

Five things Lestrade can do that Sherlock can't and the one thing they both can't do. De-anon from kinkmeme.

There was someone in his flat. He should have been used to that, by now. Only this wasn't his daily dose of Sherlock, this was a too-calm gentleman in a grey three-piece suit, absently tapping his umbrella on the dusty wooden floor of his flat.

Cabin Pressure/Sherlock crossover. Martin Crieff has never had any interest other than flying. Not even for the briefest of instances, but the newest passenger on MJN air is about to change that. For a little while, in any case.

HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...

Sherlock has a strange turn, John is worried and Mycroft is the only one who seems to know what's going on…

In which: Moriarty has escaped, things are uncertain, and life goes on regardless while John, Sherlock and their friends spend four months trying to accept it. Direct spoiler for all of S1

During one of the Holmes's annual Christmas parties, a new guest takes an unhealthy interest in Sherlock. But he has figured without the wrath of Mycroft…

In the aftermath of the explosion, Lestrade must work to keep Sherlock Holmes alive and make sense of his communications... with only a mobile phone and Sherlock buried under the rubble of the pool.

A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake." Sherlock suspects his brother may actually be Father Christmas. This calls for a holiday investigation! Pure crack!fic and nothing more. R&R!

AU. Two years after the Great Game, Moriarty is back and Sherlock couldn't be happier. John could. COMPLETE.

Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.

Mycroft has accumulated a great many titles and positions, many of which will never be disclosed to the general public. But he has only ever truly been three things: a brother, a patriot, and a lover of poetry. There has never been time for anything else.

And then it's three in the morning in the middle of a really terrible day, with a serial killer on the loose and the rain pouring down, and Lestrade finds himself having coffee with John, piecing fragments of Sherlock Holmes into a kind of whole.

Magical objects always seemed to find their way to Merlin. So it only made sense that an enchanted mirror would fall into Arthur's possession, and of COURSE that mirror was the one object that could reveal Merlin as a sorcerer. That was just his luck.

"John?" "Hmm?" "Who would win in a fight to the death?" "Humans vs. robots?" "No, I mean Sherlock vs. John. In a fight, who would win?" There can only be one winner...

Where has Watson been? 221B for a livejournal prompt: "Watson comes in with mud on his shoes and for once Sherlock Holmes is utterly at a loss. Where did the mud come from?"

In the final moments of "The Great Game" Holmes hopes he will have the chance to tell his flatmate that he was wrong. Heroes do exist after all and the one in front of him is called Dr John Watson.

Another, not so common use for bread...while having a bad cold of all things

John, Sherlock and Mycroft kick butt...

Sherlock might scoff at this 'caring' lark. But John Watson's situation cries out to be 'solved' and there is nothing that Holmes likes more than solving things. A series in four parts. 1 The Flat. 2. The Limp. 3. The Shaking Hand. 4. The Nightmares.

An Axe Murderer, Five Stitches, a Banana and a New Pair of Shoes... They're a seemingly random collection of things, unless Sherlock and John are involved, and then the items as a collective make complete sense. Oneshot. Complete.

"This entire flat was a veritable minefield." Lestrade searches Sherlock's flat for the first time in an attempt to gain control over his consulting detective. Sequel to An Interesting Encounter.

Or: 3 ways Sherlock and John realised what friendship was. CHAPTER 3 UP. NOW FINISHED.

"This was the first time he'd ever heard Sherlock Holmes being spoken to like he was nothing more than an errant child." Lestrade meets Mycroft for the first time.

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

John has made many adjustments since returning from Afghanistan but he still has his pride. Living with Sherlock is one thing, sponging off him would be quite another. How come John was happy to use Holmes card in the Blind Banker? Set between 1.1 and 1.2

They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

Ryuk takes things into his own hands. [End of Series Spoilers. Ryuk & Light Main. Mikami, Matsuda, Misa Side]

The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.

Everyone in Gotham City thinks Snape is a supervillian.

Sherlock Holmes solves crimes. This murder is the same but singularly different. It is the most important case he has ever embarked upon. The most notable difference, Watson is not present. He is gone and Holmes grieves the only way he knows how. COMPLETE

The result of an idle mind, too much caffeine, and an overall feeling of "What would happen if..." Agents J and L of the MiB hunt a shapeshifting alien in Ankh-Morpork, and enlist the help of the Watch. Naturally, things don't go smoothly. Revised!

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

Shall we begin at the beginning? This is on Cherry Street, Wonka's Shop. Good times we didn't see enough of, lots of fun and oddness, if slightly contaminated by Slugworth and other unfortunate things.

When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.

The Bucket family has always called Mr. Wonka by his last name. Charlie decides to change this by giving Mr. Wonka some zany new nicknames.

Harry is still angry but this year he has a person to blame. A secret trunk, a kitten with a secret and an secret potion. I've been told this isn't complete. It is a complete year at Hogwarts as are the books so I considered it Complete.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Like calling in a wizard on a murder case. Set Pre-Storm Front.

Wonka visits his father. Reuploaded after months of contemplation.

Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody

It all started with what was under his hat...

Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.

Harry is victorious and Voldemort is gone, but not all is as it should be. Thrown into the past Harry takes on the role of James Potter’s long lost cousin and attempts to do the one thing Hermione always warned him about. Is this a second chance or curse?

Hermione discovers a possible way to recover Sirius from the Veil. She and Harry step through a portal to another plane. A Harry Potter Dresden Files crossover

Drabble Series: Poor Mycroft cringes at change, but all of a sudden he is handed a promotion, a house, and a wife. Now he has a sweet but rather dull girl on his hands and in his bed, and Sherlock seems determined to get himself killed...

COMPLETE! During a trip to Kyoto with his friends, Himura Kenshin winds up in deep water... thirteen years in the past. How will Kenshin deal with the Revolution again? And how will his friends deal with Battousai, who has traded places with him? R&R!

Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

Voldemort needs to find a worthy Heir in order to assume the title of Lord Slytherin. Fortunately, he planned ahead, and his grandson Harry Potter is the perfect candidate. Sort of Severitus. Rating is for Sirius' pottymouth. No pairings.

The Dark Lord is defeated... but there are still NEWTs to pass. Post-DH.

Harry Dresden, Wizard for hire....is apparently a character in a book series. Well, that's news to one slightly similar Harry Dresden, Wizard for hire, standing there with said first book in the series in his hand. TVverse with references to first book.

CatCF Movieverse AU The origins of Willy Wonka may be stranger than even he imagines. I suppose in an odd way this would qualify as a song fic.

It was a dark and stormy night and a fifteen year old girl was at home alone with her crying baby brother. We've all heard the story before. But, it's not what you think. And it's not what Sarah thinks, either.....

Join our favorite Fellowship heroes as they continue the journey of missing scenes and missing thoughts in Moria. Sequel to the story While the Ring went south... Chapter 6: The Fellowship jumps holes, casts stones, and herds cats.

Sarah takes Toby to a concert of art song. It is the darkest evening of the year. Words have power. Songs can be magic. And undying love can be more terrible than beautiful ... Please read and respond!

Alternate Universe of CatCF movie in which Mister Willy Wonka never held his Golden Ticket contest. A very ordinary and usual boy bumps into a very extraordinary and unusual man.

Harry Potter, the first nullifier since Salazar Slytherin, doesn't feeling like playing the hero. But when he goes back to the time of the Founders to learn from Slytherin himself, he finds himself in the middle of a war, trapped by enemies old and new.

There are three types of days. Dresden has way too many of the third, and yesterday was one of them. Now that Andy Rees has Dresden's full attention, the real reason behind the attack yesterday morning comes to light.

Spoilers for DH. Another oneshot to add to the burgeoning collection as a followup to Deathly Hallows. A certain portrait through the years.

Mild DH Spoilers Harry answers a missive from a forgotten relation.

Someone, Connie Murphy thought, other than herself ought to worry about Harry Dresden. He certainly seemed to need a lot of looking after.

MAJOR HALLOWS SPOILER! They were twins... and then he was alone... Splinched, as it were. Oneshot

Bob spends a fine spring day outside, but not with Harry

Chrestomanci really should have know something big was about to happen. Maybe the greeneyed man and gingerhaired woman who just came crashing into his drawing room can clue him in. [The ultimate Diana Wynne Jones crossover]

Charlie Bucket and Willy Wonka browbeat another candymaker. Humor, older!Charlie.

Sequel to The Code. Draco's part of a team of code breakers, translating messages from Ministry spies overseas because of Death Eater threats. Bill is a contact in France.7th year, not HBP compliant, summary inside

CONGRATULATIONS! And thank you for ordering your very own Wonka Unit! In order to make the most of your amazing chocolatier, please read the following and absolutely nothing should go awry...

It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.

At 15 she hadn't thought anything of it. At 17 she thought that it was just bad luck. At 20 she wondered if maybe it was her. At 22 she thought that she was cursed. At 24 Sarah Williams vanished. [Counterpoint now up.] JS.

Because he could not touch any of it.

AU The final battle has been won, but was it worth the cost? Harry, alone and determined, sets out to rewrite history for a better world ... only to find himself stranded in another.

Not all was supposed to happen the way that it did. I was not supposed to become self aware.

HPFA Winner of Best JKR Character portrayal, for Severus Snape! Snape retrieves an injured Harry from the Dursleys-- only this time, the damage is more permanent, and Snape is not prepared to be cuddly. Complete!

COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.

[Oneshot] There were many speculations about who or what the hitokiri Battousai really was. Kenshin decided to indulge them.

Lupin is learning to get by without magic, but he has a mission to keep him going. Trouble is not everyone wants a cure. Will he figure out which end of the P90 you point at the bad guys before its too late? HPxSG1

A short oneshot meditation by Fleur nee Delacours Weasley about her husband Bill.

Pre2005movie. Oneshot. James Bucket used to believe that dedication was all you needed to fulfill your dreams. Not anymore.

Events are wrapping up at Privet Drive. 'It's All True, Every Word' is now up. How will Harry finish things with his cousin? Based on a real news story, Dudley Dursley is ordered by the court to lose weight as a part of his punishment for his delinquen

The faire is in town and Sarah's reluctantly attending. But of course, the goblins are rising and bringing their fruit with them. Based on the poem Goblin Market JS oneshot.

CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?

Frodo and Sam discover a mysterious portal in the Pass of Cirith Ungol that leads them to a place they never dreamed existed: a starship. A Lord of the Rings and Star Trek: Enterprise crossover. WIP.

Takes place nine years after the movie. Charlie is out for a walk, and holds an impromptu conversation with a countergirl in a candyshop. Drabble.

“Imperius…Werewolves…You Know Who…” The last words of a dying man force Remus Lupin into a dangerous investigation at the infamous Feral Institute. Sequel to Oblivious although prereading isn’t vital.

It's Uric "the Oddball" Beaufolle's final year at Hogwarts. Badgers, goblin raids, young love, demon summoning, evil vampires, new classes, and of course, Uric himself.

Complete: In which Howl is shoved through a bathroom door, and ends up somewhere else entirely, in the company of an impeccably dressed nine lived enchanter. Much danger ensures, and even more bickering.

Harry gets a letter. Now he and Snape must learn to reconcile their differences in order to win the war. Snape mentors Harry POST HBP Spoilers for HBP inside.

CatCF movieverse Easter at the Factory. Naturally there are surprises around the corner.

What happens when canon loving fans are forced into attending the training center of the MarySue Intelligence Agency? Utter chaos and lots of SueBashing!

After spending half his life trying to rid the world of Voldemort, Harry Potter finally succeeds. However, the price has been high. Too high. Unfortunately, when Harry risks his life to go back and ‘do things right’, something goes wrong...

Inspired by an LJ icon I have and written for someone rather special. What Charlie sees when he looks into Wonkas' eyes.

Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. Hogwarts is about to get its latest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, a man cast adrift from his native world- a man named John Constantine.

Sarah has good grades, a circle of friends, and a cute boyfriend. Life's great...right? So why does she have the strange feeling that something's missing? Fairy tales show that magic will make you or break you. Which category does she belong in?

As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE

General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!

One shot. Ron plays chess with Harry while contemplating ruthless choices. Warning: HBP spoilers and if you hate Snape, neither this fic nor author will be to your liking.

COMPLETE: Thomas Brown is an unusual boy, trapped in a normal family. Then, one day, Tom intones a little word: Chrestomanci. Normality is about to get very strange. Featuring Dark Lords, a hamster, and a 17 year old called Christopher Chant.

Willy Wonka visits Charlie's school. Complete.

PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!

Farscape's John Crichton gets shot through another wormhole only to find himself on the USS Enterprise. Things start to heat up when Stargate's SG-1 unexpectedly show up. Reviews appreciated. Finished.

After 5,focus on Snape's pov; also with Lupin, McGonagall. Harry returns to Hogwarts sooner than expected,new year begins,he gets into trouble,Snape and Lupin are sent on a rescue mission. I swear the story's better than the summary ;) (complete)

A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...

After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)

When Harry returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year, he finds the entire school under an ancient and deadly dangerous enchantment.

What if there were more to Remus Lupin's bite than a badly timed stroll in the woods? Secrets emerge when a feral comes to town...

Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans

The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.

Legolas and Gimli set the foundations for friendship in Moria and Lothlorien. Mithril Award Winner: Best Lord of the Rings. COMPLETE.

Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.

Harry is acting strangely, and Snape may just live to regret prying the secret out of him. ONE-SHOT, NO SLASH.

Hermione hits on an efficient way to do her mountain of homework in third year. Too bad it's illegal.

Twill not be seen in him there; there the men are as mad as he.' Haven't we all wondered what would happen if Shakespeare rose from the dead and started pinching popular modern stories? In iambic pentameter!

In which the Witch King realizes that, for an inhabitant of Middle Earth, the knowledge that you cannot be harmed by any living man is no reason to get cocky.

When Tolkien's stories infect Hogwarts students. Written for a challenge from the PPC board. A one-shot.

Regenerative properties in the Common Lorien Wood-Elf (Telerius galadhrima) and mortality inducement in the Royal Half-Elf (Noldorius royalhalfsies).' Answering what you never thought to ask:

Chapter eighteen up! After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry is tired. He is offered the chance to rest, relax, and have fun…by going back in time to 1977 and becoming his parents' DADA teacher. But things don't stay relaxing for very long...

A pre-movie Lord of the Rings fan gets sent to Middle-earth . . . as a Mary Sue! Tina Carson continues on her undying quest to salvage the canon of LotR while not getting killed by the PPC, captured by Orcs, or snogged to death.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Came to Love the Mary Sue "Saruliel was a Mary Sue/ Perfect, flawless, fair and true/ Dwelling now in Tolkien's Realm/ The Fellowship work to bring her down..."

WIP Harry-centered. Harry travels back in time and goes undercover with MWPP. Updated 11-18-03.

Two mysteries. Two of the greatest minds in the multiverse. One variable. Oh bugger... Sherlock Holmes - Discworld crossover FINISHED!

“We’ve set up Headquarters somewhere undetectable. It’s taken a while…” Remus Lupin to Harry in OotP - Here's the story of the rebuilding of the Order, bridging the gap between GoF and OotP from Sirius's point of view - all canon. COMPLETE!

[COMPLETE] Alas, there are no fairy tale endings in Nature... Tolkien never wrote of Thranduil's fate. Unfortunately, the task falls to bumbling researchers of the SRDM. Of hair braiding, migratory patterns, and a plea to Save the Common Wood-Elf.

The Bounders kept watch on the borders of the Shire, for strange things moved in the land. Yet the hobbits did not keep their vigil alone. An encounter on a winter day.

PPC recruits Leelee and Saphie, under the tutelage of neurotic Agent Marokee Brin, learn what it takes to protect Middle-Earth from the scourge of trollfic. Personality conflicts, garden gnomes, and meatloaf obsessions abound!

Sybil Trelawney does not remember her dreams.

This is in response to the insanely hard PPC board challenge. Umm...it's very insane and random. And somewhat funny. I think.

After the war, we gather to remember. And none of us escape unscathed, least of all Draco Malfoy...

A tragic tale of a humorous story. (All Suedom readers, please read this.)

It's Uric "the Oddball" Beaufolle's sixth-year, but instead of spending it at Hogwarts during the late 1600's, Uric has become lost in time. Special guest appearances by any character you can think of, and then some.

An ancient Dwarvish law explained. In verse.

A dwarf, a cave and a claustrophobic elf. Wherein Gimli and Legolas venture into the Crystal Caves of Aglarond at war's end and Legolas is lost for words. MITHRIL AWARD Winner!

Just before Harry's eleventh birthday Severus Snape shows up on the Dursley's doorstep and changes Harry's life forever. *Mostly abandoned at this point*

When Harry met Hedwig

Observation and Dissection of the Common Wood-Elf (Telerius galadh). Why do Elves glow? How does an Elf walk on snow? Methods of reproduction? It's Legolas as you've never seen him before.

Remus J. Lupin's friends wonder what his middle name is. MWPP

Ever wonder what Hogwarts was like before Dumbledore? Before Dippet? It's 1680 and Uric the Oddball Beaufolle is starting at Hogwarts. New teachers. New students. New problems. Just how much trouble can an eleven year old get into? Plenty. Complete

Haven't you ever wondered about a wizard named Uric the Oddball? Dead badgers, tea cozies and time turners. Oh my. Discontinued.

Welcome to Hogwarts. Please check your bow, your arrows and your knives at the gate, and try to refrain from drastically screwing up the universe. Enjoy your stay...lookie! New chapter!

A follow-up to The Fanfic Lounge. Can Legolas get through this twisted fairy tale without losing his sanity? Please R&R. Heck yeah she's a Mary Sue. Flame me. I dare ya.

A Legolas and Gimli fic set LONG after RotK in the Undying Lands. Baically, a tale of the ultimate end to the Fellowship.

Mary Sue thought she was safe once she outgrew her teens. Follow as she finds out why fanfic is much better onscreen than in person. Rated for VERY foul language, so be warned.

Another PPC spinoff, this time in the Department of Transdimensional Snatching...

Neville Longbottom studies frantically, even fanatically, for his Seventh Year Potions N.E.W.T.

A modern-day girl is dropped into Middle-earth. How will the Fellowship react? Please R&R.

The prefect of police ponders the loss of one of his best workers.

A quick look through the eyes of a non-superpowered mutant in the X-universe.

Javert clarifies a few fundamental principles of policework.

Tolkien scholars have spend enough time arguing about Legolas' hair color - so I present the only possible answer! (A parody of Tolkien scholarship that contains actual research. Hopefully funny; at least canon and proofread.)

I know there's probably more Mary-Sue parodies than Mary-Sue fics out there, but... I couldn't resist. Rated PG for Pointless Giggling.

Sometimes the short answer says more than the long answer...

Middle-Earth is about to end, and the last people left alive are Glorfindel, Gollum, and Mary-Sue. This story defies all logical comprehension, read at your own risk.

BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..

J.K. Rowlings meets W.S. Gilbert.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.

O read me, review me I live for your praiseAnd this sweet touching tale has taken two daysIt dripped through my head when, too scantily cloaked I got caught in a rainstorm and thoroughly soaked. 'GOLDEN QUILL' and 'BLOODY BRILLIANT' award winner.

After months of searching and planning revenge, Yukishiro Tomoe has finally found her fiance's killer. He is nothing like she imagined.

I swore I'd never do a crossover, yet here it is...a LabyrinthX-Files crossover! ;)