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Author has written 9 stories for White Collar, Community, and Warehouse 13.

I'm English English. We call everything fannies.

I started off reading White Collar fics, then wrote a few. Am now working my way through other fandoms, especially Community, also Castle and Firefly.

Community is now my favourite show EVER (#sixseasonsandamovie). Bring on October 19th! I also watch the shows mentioned above as well as Dr Who, Being Human (original English version), Burn Notice, Warehouse 13, other things that I can't be bothered to list right now.

Other interests include gaming (PS3, N64, Megadrive), beer (ale), other stuff.

I have a dog and a husband, and I WILL find someone to do the Trobed handshake with... (harder than it appears in the UK).

I am now also on AO3 with my same pen name.

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Introduction to Proxy Warfare by Major Wes Janson reviews
It's year four at Greendale, and life is back to relative normal. Pierce and Shirley have a sandwich shop together. Britta is working on her Psych major. Abed has a therapist. Troy is a first year AC messiah. Jeff is searching for his father. And finally, Annie is trying to figure out what she really wants from life. But one little change can easily disrupt the fragile balance...
Community - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,005 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Jeff W., Annie E.
Basic Life Support by Greysouthpaw reviews
Jeff and the gang are doing a first aid course for extra credit over the summer, when the Dean arrives with an idea to save the life of Greendale Community College. With an opportunity to help revive their school and earn a few credits in the process, why wouldn't the group sign up to the new course? A bit of humor, a bit of romance, something to hold us all over until next season.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,233 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Jeff W., Annie E.
Time Desk Returns by Kusco reviews
Nearly a year after their first Time Travel adventure, Jeff, Annie, Troy and Abed set out on an all new wibbly wobbley timey whimey thrill ride
Community - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,038 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Jeff W., Annie E.
The Ethics of Home Economy by hell-whim reviews
"House-guest" is being charitable. Every morning Britta reminds herself: this is temporary. Like they only ever were. Jeff/Britta (Season 3 AU)
Community - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,974 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - [Jeff W., Britta P.] - Complete
Who Jeff Constantly Texts by jeffperry reviews
It's Britta.
Community - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Jeff W., Britta P. - Complete
Greendale's Very Own Jurassic Park Rip-Off by bluecinderella4 reviews
This fandom's not gonna get rid of me so easily. I'm back with another seemingly crazy movie rip-off. Pierce decides to open a dinosaur-themed park on his private island and invites the group to join him on a weekend getaway. And no, you-know-who won't sue (he owes Pierce). More detailed junk inside. Sorry if the title sucks.
Community - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,914 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Complete
Curse of the Kouroi by fleurofthecourt reviews
Peter, Neal, Sara, and Mozzie investigate art work that has been stolen from the Met's private collection, which Mozzie is convinced is cursed.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,053 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Theoretical Cageology 302 by DJCaps reviews
Shirley, Britta, and Abed eat at the cafeteria, voyeuristically observing a couple just outside. Also, there's a class in Greendale about appreciating Nic Cage. One-shot, complete.
Community - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Evolving Temperament and Perceptual Thinking by AnthroQueen reviews
It's too late now. You've lost your chance.
Community - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Jeff W., Britta P., Vaughn - Complete
Introduction to Geotagging by DJCaps reviews
Four geocaches in the Colorado woods. Four teams: Troy/Abed, Britta/Shirley, Jeff/Annie, Dean/Pierce. WARNING! Contains: cannabis, bears, bad Batman impersonations, angst, longing, Dean Pelton, and rappelling. Reader discretion advised. COMPLETED
Community - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,208 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Jeff W., Annie E., Pierce H., Dean C. Pelton - Complete
He Married a Witch by bluecinderella4 reviews
Loosely based off of "I Married a Witch". If the men in Jeff Winger's family seemed curse to have miserable marriages it's because they are. Now the witch who cursed Jeff's ancestor comes back for revenge on his descendant...and ends up falling in love with him. Pairing is Jeff/Annie but features the group as well. Title taken from movie's working title, rated T to be safe
Community - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,006 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Complete
Unclean Spirits by TheMeddlingArtist reviews
Drabble, Angst. Everyone has demons, no matter how they fight to contain them.
Community - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Complete
Intro to Medium Awareness in Cimmerian Environments by driedflowers0808 reviews
When the Dark Study Group infiltrates the Prime Timeline, Abed must convince the Study Group the true nature of their universe to stop their Dark Counterparts. AU with Season 4 Spoilers. Strong T for language.
Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,532 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Britta P., Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Thank You, Radar by Arisprite reviews
A small collection of Jeff and Abed moments.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Jeff W., Abed N.
Lessons in Life and Lego by definitelyironic reviews
Future fic. Jeff and Annie's relationship has some surprising and challenging twists and turns in the years after they graduate from Greendale. Begins with Annie letting Jeff in on some big events from her past and we'll take it from there. Drama, hopefully humour. Some intense themes but nothing graphic. All the study group will make an appearance or twelve.
Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,767 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W.
At Least It Was Here by nyclove3 reviews
Post Season 3 finale. What happens when Jeff and Annie meet unexpectedly while on vacation in Europe? Nothing. Right? *three chapters rated M*
Community - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,332 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W.
Studies In Short Form Storytelling by Deangerous reviews
Random one shots about the group's lives at Greendale, with some Jeff/Annie and Troy/Britta thrown in.
Community - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Jeff W., Annie E.
The Man at the Door by Crittab reviews
A seemingly harmless bit of mischief turns into real danger when Annie is targeted by a local creep.
Community - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,885 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Keeping All My Cards Up On the Shelf by easternepiphany reviews
Or: Jeff, Britta, and the Year of Secret Sex: A Case Study
Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Jeff W., Britta P. - Complete
Big Deal by easternepiphany reviews
Okay, listen to me. You are not that big of a deal, do you understand? You have bad posture. When you do too many push-ups it looks like you have boobs. The tile in your bathroom is tacky. You were emotionally closed off in bed to the point where one time I didn't come up because I couldn't find close enough parking. You have an unusually high butt crack!
Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Britta P., Jeff W. - Complete
Sugar Sugar by whatshouldwecallme reviews
Since there's no Halloween episode on Friday (or whatever day it's supposed to be airing on now) I thought I'd make up my own. Involves the whole group in a bottle-episode-esc situation, with a bit of Jeff/Annie goodness. Chapter 2 is up!
Community - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W.
Find Someone by The Buzz reviews
Wash's curiosity about a certain phrase leads him and Zoe to realize something about Mal.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Zoe W., Wash - Complete
Portrait Of Forgery by just-a-shadow-of-death reviews
Before he was Neal - Peter had him on file as 'James Bonds'. Many near-encounters between Peter and Neal. This fic takes place before the actual series. Warning - cursing, , slow updates, violence, whumpage and this is complete fiction.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Neal C., Peter B.
Of Cats and Facts by Devoregirl reviews
A drugged Neal can be a handful. My first attempt at writing humor. Please R&R!
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Neal C., Alex H. - Complete
Modern Day Piracy and You by Kusco reviews
Shirley leads a new group in Greendale's Yachting Class, little does she know that pirates lurk in the parking lot seas of Greendale. Written in honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day, set at the beginning of Season 3.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Proven by WildHorseFantasy reviews
Agent Philip Kramer is back and he is the last thing Peter and Neal need right now. Does he really want Neal and Peter's help on the case or is he just looking to see if they fail? Set Mid Season 4. Possible spoilers.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Sidelined by mouse8 reviews
An undercover operation goes badly wrong, leaving both Peter and Neal in precarious positions. Final chapter up!
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,363 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Another Form of Art by LianneZ4 reviews
When they come to Europe, Neal and Mozzie decide to pull a heist that the world hasn't seen yet. Pre-series, "wacky hijinks and zany schemes".
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,487 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Neal C., Mozzie - Complete
Break Everything by Slipstream77 reviews
Peter and Neal hadn't seen each other for six weeks. Surely they had some catching up to do after returning from Cape Verde. And a few things to learn along the way . . . . follow-up to Season 4 premiere Most Wanted . Now COMPLETE.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,949 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Lessons in Discretion by WildHorseFantasy reviews
Neal finds out how Collins tracked him down and has to decide how to respond. Spoilers for the first 2 episodes of Season 4, Set in Season 4.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Time Desk by Kusco reviews
Jeff, Annie, Troy and Abed discover an actual working Time Desk. Time Traveling Shenanigans ensue.
Community - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Collegial Antics and Internet Memes by oneofthemuses reviews
Based on Texts From Last Night prompts. So far, they're all about Jeff and Annie. POTENTIAL TRIGGER WARNING FOR CHAPTER 4 - contains misogynistic language and behaviour.
Community - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Jeff W., Annie E.
Telecommunication and Exotic Dancing by Horsebot3000 reviews
Britta's crappy phone causes problems for Annie when it leaves a voice message of their conversation with someone Annie really doesn't want listening in.
Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Sex Pool by robert3A-SN reviews
The study group realizes that Jeff and Annie getting together is inevitable. So instead of objecting or trying to stop it, they wind up betting on where they'll break down and have sex for the first time – then they each try to manipulate the outcome in their favor. Now complete.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,990 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Slithering Surprises by WildHorseFantasy reviews
A counterfeit coat operation, villains with a strange taste in security and a missing agent lead Neal and the team to discover more than they bargained for. Set early Season 4. Rated T for safety.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Neal C. - Complete
Take the Sky by Knightfall1138 reviews
After several terrorist attacks on Alliance facilities, Malcolm Reynolds and his crew get caught in the middle of a conflict he had convinced himself was long dead.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,179 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Mal - Complete
A Thousand Words by Crittab reviews
Jeff enlists Annie to be his muse for a project in his photography class. He's inspired by one particular photo to finally tell her how he feels.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Prisoners Of Our Own Mistakes by 2Old4This2 reviews
Sometime after Countdown. Neal finds himself in a potentially dangerous situation. Is it just the job, or is it due to something more?
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,377 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Neal C. - Complete
Priceless Hands by ButtermilkCavalry reviews
Six manuscripts are stolen and our guys have to join an international task force. They don't know that the pieces are precious enough to kill for them. There's always a possibility for angst when I write a story, so rated T to be sure.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,418 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Neal C., Peter B.
The Lie by Rainey13 reviews
As a rule, Neal doesn't lie to Peter. But every rule has its exceptions - including this one.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
So Many Worse Things by The Third Marauder reviews
"I've done so many worse things that you don't even know about, Peter." Here are some of those things. Pre-series. Neal centric. Chapter Two, The Good Old Days: How Neal meets Keller.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Neal C.
Bitterness of the victory by Emily-maru reviews
Pre-series. Sentencing Neal Caffrey wasn't quite as victorious as Peter thought it would be.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Diana's New Friend by calis-1st reviews
Diana is assigned to a protection detail. It's not a good fit for her.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Diana, Neal C. - Complete
Bandiagara by ebfiddler reviews
Picks up right where One Man's Trash left off. With a cargo hold full of gleanings from the junkyards of Beylix, Serenity heads towards the remote Rim world of Bandiagara. Can the crew avoid the notice of Blue Sun? Humor/Romance/Action/Drama. Ninth in series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,259 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Complete
You Look Good In Orange by Ultracape reviews
Elizabeth reluctantly sends Neal on a strange errand to the middle of a wilderness. Spoilers: Only slightly for "Need to Know" and takes place sometime after that.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Coexisting for Dummies by Madam Callisto reviews
Jeff wasn't sure when he'd crossed the line of accepting insane people into his life, to needing them more than they needed him. But honestly...he didn't really care. A little something about the time when Jeff and Chang were roommates.
Community - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Jeff W., Señor B. Chang - Complete
A Man of Many Talents by x Varda x reviews
Neal gets drugged and thinks the feds are after him again. It all goes downhill from there. Gen.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Ferrari Au VIN by x Varda x reviews
The first Ferrari might not have been a problem, but when several go missing, the team is called in to investigate. Gen.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
We're Gonna Finally Be Fine by Rashaka reviews
Season 3 short fics, post-episode. Jeff/Annie centric. 3x05 "Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps." Is a monster born, or made?
Community - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W.
A Study In Pink by Carly-M reviews
What have the study group done to enrage their Biology class this time?
Community - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W.
Advanced Cabin Fever: An Introduction by Palgrave Goldenrod reviews
Abed has a plan. It involves a shack in Canada. Everyone else is as pleased as you'd expect.
Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Jeff W., Abed N. - Complete
Early Lunch by Rainey13 reviews
Neal just wanted to go to lunch a little early that day. But life has a way of getting complicated. Set post-Checkmate in Season 3.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,590 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Neal C., Sara E. - Complete
Partners by wolfbane17 reviews
Because Neal doesn't just work with Peter. And Agent Jones doesn't just consider Neal a criminal. Written for LJ prompt.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Neal C., C. Jones - Complete
Abnormal Methods of Intervention by crackers4jenn reviews
An attempt to re-invite Pierce into the group goes horribly awry. Takes place in a world before 3x01 aired.
Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Butch and Sundance vs the Vampire by WildHorseFantasy reviews
An undercover operation at a Halloween costume party lands Neal and Peter far from help and outnumbered by bad guys Can they hold on until help arrives? Rated T for some violence, mostly 'off screen'
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,710 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
The Best Gift by Rainey13 reviews
It's Neal's birthday, and he receives the best birthday gift ever. Set during the series Pilot
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
HELL, and back by canadianscanget reviews
03.10 vortex. So many quick to judge, to lay blame at Neal's feet, with not a thought about... some violence, language, gritty at points. Stressed - Minds, Motives, and Friendships.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,522 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
A Lion's Mouth by ebfiddler reviews
Serenity encounters unexpected company. The crew experiences uncomfortable scrutiny from the almighty Alliance, and Mal revisits his darkest hours. First story in a series. Drama/Action/Humor/Romance. All canon characters.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,758 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Mal - Complete
Revelations by Rainey13 reviews
Tag to Season 3 Episode "Scott Free" - Neal's profile of 'Robin Hoodie' seemed to hit a little close to home, and Diana is determined to get some answers.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Neal C., Diana - Complete
To Teach Me A Lesson by DjDangerLove reviews
When Neal shows up uninvited to Peter's house on their day off, Peter knows the perfect way to keep it from happening again. But this lesson might be harder to teach than it is to learn.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Neal C., Peter B.
There's No Tomorrow by moeexyz reviews
Jeff is forced to live the same day over and over again. From a prompt on M/M. Jeff/Annie
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,381 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Jeff W.
10 Ways to Mess with Peter Burke by Anonamus-A reviews
The team is dead bored and needs something to laugh about. Diana cooks up a list and makes a bet with Neal to do them all. How far can he push Peter without getting in trouble? Slight Lang. T to be safe. Enjoy! -A
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Freaky Thursday by Carly-M reviews
The group willingly swaps personalities for a day, what could possibly go wrong?
Community - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Unplanned Conversation by puellascribit5 reviews
After getting taken by Adler, Peter and Alex have a chance to talk about a certain consultant. Spoilers for Under the Radar.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Peter B., Alex H. - Complete
Best Guarded Secret by TJ-TeeJay reviews
It was probably his best guarded secret, and now they knew. It was going to be a nightmare. 300-word triple drabble. PG, Gen.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
Spinning Webs Too Big To Climb by coldqueen reviews
It was a time in her life where no one was who they seemed, not even her.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Amelioration by jumpertrainer reviews
Will a new art heist be enough to put Neal and Peter back on track? Picks up after Relapse. Whumpage, and possible spoilers.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,915 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Behind the Front by Slipstream77 reviews
For the first time, Neal looked at Peter. "You know, I always figured that if I ever got an FBI agent fired, it was going to be you." . . . A day after the events of "Front Man," Neal and Peter react in unexpected ways.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Group Membership by moeexyz reviews
The group discuss the possibility of letting some one join. Jeff does not agree. Minor hints of Jeff/Annie.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Jeff W. - Complete
Titan of Industry by Kiki Cabou reviews
Neal reveals an unusual hobby during a stakeout, and it enriches his life in amazing and amusing ways. A collection of four short stories. Winner, Best Comedy, at the 2011 White Collar Awards.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,036 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Neal C. - Complete
At What Price? by Rainey13 reviews
There's a recession on, and the economy is tough all over. But what happens when budget cuts hit a little too close to home for the White Collar unit?
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,859 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
ON BEING by canadianscanget reviews
THE ALAISES OF NEAL CAFFREY. Who is the man, who is ...? Some fun, some history, some angst, some travel. Some getting to know the confidence game. Some violence, threats & swearing. No slash. Each Ch is complete in itself - alias story/event. Enjoy!
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Neal C., Peter B.
The Limits of the Con by WildHorseFantasy reviews
Rated T for implications. Neal is in back in prison for a crime he didn't commit. When other cons want his help escaping there is more at stake than his freedom. Can he pull off the ultimate con to save a child's life?
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Catsitting by JDPhoenix reviews
Jeff foolishly agrees to catsit for Britta.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Jeff W., Britta P. - Complete
Suspect by mouse8 reviews
Neal is arrested for murder. Chapter 7 Up. Story completed.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,390 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Home Economics Field Trip by JDPhoenix reviews
Shirley drags Jeff to the grocery store and the two run into Shirley's ex and the other woman.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Shirley B., Jeff W. - Complete
mostly like white noise by dress without sleeves reviews
To do: graduate as soon as possible and never make friends again, because they're a pain in his ass. // His first thought is that it’s too bad she’s wearing clothes, and his second is that he really, seriously is going to hell.
Community - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Untitled by Maisontv reviews
A fill for the prompt: "For whatever reason, Neal is assigned a different FBI agent handler/liaison/etc. - whether permanently or on a temporary basis. Neal makes his life hell until he gets Peter back."
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
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Fifty Shades reviews
"So Jeff, have you heard of Fifty Shades of Grey?" Tiny oneshot. Jeff/your preferred other.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Jeff W. - Complete
Does anyone know where I am?
A text message conversation between the group. Set during the holidays before S4. Based on a prompt from lesoleilluna's Ficathonon Live Journal by us overlooked. Prompt: Study Group - (401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Community - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Complete
Really Cool Secret Agents reviews
They have their mission. Infiltrate. Locate. Retrieve. Can a crack team of Really Cool Secret Agents accomplish the task? They love it when a plan comes... reasonably close to actually working. AU For a prompt by portions forfox on the ficathon on livejournal: jeff/britta study group SPIES AU
Community - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Jeff W., Britta P., Abed N., Annie E. - Complete
Pin it on the Fall Guy reviews
Pete and Myka investigate a possible artefact sighting in Colorado. It leads them to a community college and a charming lead suspect. Set somewhere in season one for Warehouse and end of S1/beginning of S2 for Community. Main cast for both shows are featured.
Crossover - Warehouse 13 & Community - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Myka B., Pete L., Jeff W. - Complete
Anthropology: Extra credit reviews
Professor Duncan takes the Anthro 101 class on a field trip. Four days in the wilderness with just Duncan and the Dean to supervise - what could possibly go wrong? Set after Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy (2x18). Canon ships only. This is now finished!
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Jeff W. - Complete
We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year reviews
Jeff becomes the unwilling subject of a group intervention. This is based on teasers for season 4 but doesn't contain any actual spoilers. Check the blurb for more details if you're nervous. Minor edits made for ease of readability - no new content, so to speak.
Community - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Jeff W. - Complete
Tyger Tyger reviews
Neal finds himself in trouble again in a story which follows events from the perspectives of the White Collar Team. Minor cursing, nothing that wouldn't be said before the watershed, at least in the UK. Multi-chapter story, I'll post one a day as they are only short. Could be set any time - no spoilers.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Neal C.
Going Underground reviews
Inspired by the Jam song of the same name. Fun little drabble which sees Peter and Neal reconnecting during season 4. Mini spoilers to 4x04. I'm British so I hope the cultural references translate over the pond. If you don't know the song you're gonna have to google it to really appreciate the imagery!
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Swirls reviews
Neal's mind races as he tries to work out an unexpected scenario. First ever story - drabble. No spoilers.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Neal C. - Complete