Author has written 2 stories for Kim Possible, and Gallagher Girls.
Random facts about me!!
I am soooo not a morning person
(eg. alarm goes off at 7.30, i slam hand down on snooze button; 3 mins later - take batteries out of alarm coz wont shut up; 8.00 mum shouts up stair 'are you up?', my answer? 'yes', with head still stuffed in pillow)
I live in Scotland!! XD
I love hiding in my room with my computer and listening to music while writing.
I have a brother and two sisters.
My sisters cat hates me.
I hate my sisters cat.
My favourite quotes and stuff!!
Whoever said nothings impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
Humour is reason gone mad.
I haven't gone completely insane, but it might happen soon.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day-to-day living that wears you out.
Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
If a robot does the robot would it still be called the robot or is it just dancing?
The bible is 100% accurate, it says so in the bible.
Sometimes I pretend that I am normal. But that gets very boring. So I go back to being myself.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on.
I am the type of person that can watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared but would scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out the toaster.
Excuse me...Have you seen my sanity?... I think I lost it.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
When nothing goes right . . . go left.
Adults are just kids with money!
My heart belongs to what's-his-face.
1 out of every 4 people are insane, look at your 3 best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
I'm not short, I'm funsize.
realized I lost my heart to someone who doesn't care . . . and found it crying in the corner.
6 signs that you are going insane
1. Talking to yourself
2. Arguing with yourself
3. Losing argument with yourself
4. Talking to inanimate objects about the argument with yourself
5. Arguing about said argument
6. Losing argument with inanimate object
Wonderful obvious 'safety' announcements!!
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Well that sucks... I was getting quite good at it).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, that's only a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?... Never mind don't answer that)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time? Not to mention a nice burnt looking tan)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what, space?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit confused here.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Really? You don't say, I would have never have guessed that)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: Fly Delta? Throw the wrapper somewhere?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 of American/Canadian teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, One Crystal Rose, Huskylover94, Darkfang323, Emotive Gothika, CarmelColoredDreams, 00GIRL'SNIGHTOUT00, TheSoulAlchemist, Leenaluvsanime4eva, Mrs Old Gregg(even though I'm not American), Agent Striker, TheOriginalAussieNinja, The Aussie Rose(though as the name suggests I'm not American) CameronR.Goode (Although I am not American…Aussie!), Lillian Diotte(not american, Scottish!!)
95% of teenagers would panic if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off a 100 foot building. Copy and paste this if you were the other 5% that would bring popcorn, invite friends, and yell, "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I'm the 9% )
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?
You say physco like it's a bad thing...
I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.
If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.
What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
I intend to live forever...so far so good
Old enough to know better, young enough not to care
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried
I smile because you've all finally drove me insane!
We're Teenage girls. We stay up way too late. Obsess over our hair. Have that one guy that makes our heart skip a beat. We watch chick flicks, and pretend to be the main character, pretend our own love lives are exactly as bustling. We read way too many celeb mags and tear out the eye candy. We're a little off about every 28 days ;). We listen to music that relates to our current situation. Incessantly. We also don't have the highest self-esteem. So take us as we are, or don't bother trying.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
Please read-true story (not me)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
PLeAsE pUt ThIs in yOu'Re ProFilE:
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in your heart For the people who didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care 2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile
If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you wish you were a teenage-girl-spy in a teenage-girl-spy boarding school, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading The Twilight Saga, The Hunger Games Trilogy, or The Gallagher Girls Series, copy and pastes this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world inside your head that no one else in the world is allowed to come into, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you say a WHOLE lot of bad things in said world, add this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Cammie should have run away WITH Zach in Chapter 45 of Only the Good Spy Young, copy and paste this to your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
If you've ever had a book-crush on fictional character, put this on your profile.
If you've ever looked at the Disney logo and thought the 'D' was a 'G', copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to your pet in a funny/baby-ish voice, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like Zach Goode's smirk, yet you have no idea how to smirk, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have a freaky addiction to coffee, copy and paste this to your profile.
1. Hold your breath 2. Go to your profile and add this 3. Still holding your breath 4. If you made it, your a good kisser
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shalt not sneak out whilst thy parents are sleeping. (Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shalt not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shalt not steal from K-Mart. (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shalt not be arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shalt not steal from thy parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shalt not get into fights. (Just start them)
7) Thou shalt not skip class. (Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shalt not strip in class. (Hookers pay more)
9) Thou shalt not think about having sex. (Like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shalt not help old ladies across the street. (Just leave ‘em in the middle)
1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE ."If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me: RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL . "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me: LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."
7. My mother taught me: IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me: THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me: CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me: STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me: WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me: HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me: BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me: ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me: ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING . "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me: ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT . "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22.My Mother taught me: GENETICS "I swear you're just like your father."
23. My Mother taught me: MY ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My Mother taught me: WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me: JUSTICE "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.
FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.
FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night. BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call.
FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life. BEST FRIENDS: Could blackmail you with it.
FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days...”
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run, you're getting wet!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "Dang it, we messed up, but that was frickin' awesome! We are so doing that again!"
FRIENDS: Tells you she knows how you feel. BEST FRIENDS: Just sits down and cries.
FRIENDS: Would tell off your stalker for you. BEST FRIENDS: Would tell you how to tease them and mess with their minds.
FRIENDS: Turn down the music when you ask them to. BEST FRIENDS: Turn it up instead of down and smiles.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
You Know You're a Book Addict If (Bold those that apply):
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it. (and don't they know it)
You accidentally call everyone by the characters' names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.(Like go to Narnia by magic...)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.
You've got a book memorized.(well pretty much, minor detail fade but I always remember the ending)
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (dudes, I can do this in HOURS not days, ask anyone who know me well enough)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.( Fine, but I only debate it...five times...)
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.(well not quite murder, I was thinking more along the lines of a life swap...)
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional
You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.
You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.
You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.
Your idol is a character from a book.
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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can understand this, post it on your profile.
Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bold the ones you are.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with m
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (well I'm a girl..)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (Ahahah! XD)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST speak with a heavy Scottish accent, wear a kilt and tartan, eat haggis and drink whiskey, have red hair and like tossing the caber (massive log)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I am DIFFERENT and therefore I must be hated!
IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES OR PEOPLE WHO JUST LABEL YOU POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!!