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Joined 07-01-03, id: 410802, Profile Updated: 07-25-12
Author has written 8 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Hellsing, and Stargate: SG-1.

I'm a Canadian university graduate who occasionally feels like overthrowing the world. My favourite fandoms include Buffy, Metal Gear, Hellsing, the new Battlestar Galactica, Stargate SG-1, and a few other things. I'm told I'm good at writing action scenes and humour, so if that's your thing, check out my stuff.

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Kill the Cliche by Mickey John reviews
There's been an interesting development in the usually drone patterns of the university campus. Susan Derkins, note: childhood nemesis, has transferred to NYU. Will await further development. Signed, Dr. Calvin. SusieCalvin... eventually.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Calvin, Susie Derkins
The Misfits by davidnm2007 reviews
Alastar, Nasty and Patreus are training to be Space Marines - or trying to, anyway. Ever get bored of Chapter-zombie, personality-free, lemming-like marines? This is my attempt to avoid those tedious stereotypes.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 418,869 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Space Marines
Friends Like These by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- Tali notices Commander Shepard behaving strangely and fearing Cerberus influence enlists the other members of the original Normandy crew to investigate. Garrus, Tali, Joker, Chakwas and Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Joker, Dr. Chakwas - Complete
Impromptu Affair by GreyLiliy reviews
Good partners are hard to find - but sometimes they just drop in unexpected. And Joker's going to keep hold, whether Scarecrow & Two-Face like it or not.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,579 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2008 - J. Crane, Joker, Harvey D.
Walpurgisnacht Eternal by PenNameSmith reviews
Finished at last! A tale of Hellsing's missing 30 years, as our heroes are beset by Undead Monsters, Mysterious Conspirators, and, um... Gonzo Journalism? And just what part does the mysterious "Schlanker Mann" have to play in all of this madness?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,868 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Seras, Heinkel - Complete
Tag You're It! by SinceILeftYou reviews
What starts out as a joke between two friends turns into an all out war on the Normandy. Needless to say, hilarity ensues. Crackfic. Rated T for suggestive themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Shepard (F)
Second by ElectricZ reviews
ME2-When Shepard is off the ship, the squad begins to chafe under Miranda's command. They look to Garrus to replace her as XO, but Garrus isn't sure mutiny is the answer. Garrus, Miranda, Tali, Jacob, Mordin and other supporting characters. Not a shipfic. Shepard-Free.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,768 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah, Jacob T. - Complete
The Replacements by LithiumDoll reviews
"I'm going to kill them," Ariadne said flatly when the line finally picked up. "They're dead men. Yusuf's pretty confident he's planned the perfect murder and Saito's promised to cover the legal fees just in case."
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/23/2010 - D. Cobb - Complete
In Quest of Weed by LisaT reviews
Rumour has it that there's several crates of the New Caprican weed hidden in the Fleet. Cue the chase, told through a series of emails. A/R, Cally/Tyrol, Athena/Helo etc. Complete, for now.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,114 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Complete
Everybody Dies by DreadNot reviews
A collection of drabbles centered around the Millennium characters. Chapter 18. Zorin helps the Captain find his appetite.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 12/28/2004
Tactical Idiocy Action 2: Sons of Liberty by DarkGidora reviews
A new hero arrives!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,068 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - S. Snake, Raiden
Sweet Attack by unkeptsecret reviews
Chaos returns to Roanapur as the Triads and Hotel Moscow start their inevitable war. Old alliances clash with new ones, and the only person who can save them all is pressing out his collared shirt by the bed. Revy and Rock. Chang and Balalaika.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,005 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Rock, Revy, Balalaika, Chang - Complete
Imperfect Parentage by Lizardbeth J reviews
On New Caprica, pneumonia proved fatal to Sam. Then he woke up.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2010 - S. T. Anders/Longshot, J. Cavil - Complete
Twisted Metal by Bad Ronald reviews
Did you ever have a wish? UPDATED! New Chapter: OUTLAW
Twisted Metal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 4/17/2006
Settlement by rose griffes reviews
Surviving on Earth isn't enough. A glimpse at the lives of ordinary Colonials and cylons trying to make a new life together.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - L. Conoy - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy by Katsuhiro reviews
"Of all the conflicts recorded in the latter stages of the Human-Covenant War, perhaps one of the most interesting was that which occured on the Outer Colony Crassus, c.Nov.2552. Interesting, and with an entirely unexpected outcome.." ONI Case-File 428/
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,360 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Theories About Nuclear Winter by hollycomb reviews
When Calvin finally sorts out his feelings for Susie, his timing is not great.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,948 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Supernova by greysw reviews
There must be some way out of here... but then again, nobody ever said you had to slink out through the door like a frakkin' human, either. A Cavil story. Warning: contains major spoilers for episode 4x16: "No Exit".
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - J. Cavil - Complete
Coffee Break by Amos Whirly reviews
Jack Bauer and John McClane run into each other at a diner in New York City and have a little chat about daughters. Told from John McClane's POV.
Crossover - 24 & Die Hard - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Jack B., John M. - Complete
Under New Management by davidnm2007 reviews
A Chaotic cult has managed to survive without detection or destruction - but their nominal allies could be as much bad news as their enemies. An attempt to do something actually interesting with Chaos Cultists...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Coffee with Alfred by Dunyazade reviews
Clark eats breakfast with Alfred. Bruce reacts. NOT slash.
Batman/Superman Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Interlude by Charis M reviews
Even when you’re dead, you still dream but this is no dream. Challenge – Sandman crossover – spoilers for volume 6–7.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
A CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION by SolitaryHawk reviews
[BW] Six months... That's how long the Maximals have been stuck on this primitive world and it is not a thing that Dinobot is taking well. Heading off on his own, he's captured by his old comrades and meets an inexpected ally. COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007
A Star Named Wormwood by Red Jack 87 reviews
It is 1964 and the Greater German Reich envelopes three continents. Hundreds of millions labour beneath the Nazi jackboot. But the heart of Hitler's empire is rotten and bitter, descent is rife, and conspiracy is afoot from the lowliest Major upwards. AU.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,680 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007
Tactical Idiocy Action: Metal Gear Solid by DarkGidora reviews
Finally Complete. The epic tale of Solid Snake's struggle against FoxHound, devoid of any epicness.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,231 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 10/30/2004 - S. Snake, Liquid S. - Complete
Red Pants by rose griffes reviews
Leoben can't wait to see Kara again. But what to wear? Based on a promo pic from 3.12 Rapture for a scene that was cut.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/9/2007 - L. Conoy - Complete
BUFFY Meets STAR TREK by Johnny Snowball reviews
The Scoobs and the crew of the Enterprise E battle Evil in an epic rollercoaster ride of action and intrigue! A tale spanning the Galaxy, to new worlds and dark stations, can Buffy and Co help Picard's crew save the universe from one of his own?
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 182,517 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Complete
We Who Are Nothing by Tazo reviews
The Major ponders one of his suprising heroes. One shot. Occurs before Alucard encounters Anderson in the manga or OVA, really.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
PickUp lines from Stargate Command by gothfeary reviews
What do SGC personnel say to get dates anyway? Read to find out!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
The Matrix One Point Five by WhiteFangofWar reviews
Trinity centric story set between the first movie and Matrix Reloaded. What are the true repercussions of having 6.5 Billion people held hostage? Spoilers that lead directly into Reloaded. Completed, please review!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,511 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Trinity, Neo - Complete
No Saints Day by DreadNot reviews
Iscariot drabbles. Alexander Anderson, Enrico Maxwell, Father Renaldo, Yumiko Takagi, and Wolfe Heinkel all have their moments in these short ficlets. Some spoilers, all genres.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005
The Mafioso Families of Liberty by Deadman Inc 786 reviews
This is an epic tale spanning over a century depicting the rise and fall of the 3 most powerful Mafia Families in Liberty City: The Leones, Forellis and Sindaccos. You will discover their origins, relationships and how their influence was felt in Liberty
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,003 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2005
Vader's Problem by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Sith have a new enemy - but at least Vader's got new robes.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Darth Vader
Snip Snip by Tazo reviews
They say that we only really tell the truth to three people. Our psychatrist. Our priest. And our barber.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005
Willow's Inbox by Moop Ytteld reviews
Set Mid-Angel Season 5. Emails sent to Willow about sibling problems, the Shanshu prophecy, and random spam. Prelude to a much larger Post-NFA fic. R and R, please.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Willow R.
Alien: End Game by Jord reviews
To stand on the shoulders of giants does not require self-control. Respect for newfound powers is not essential. But when these powers are wielded to create a terrible species, only survival becomes an imperative.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,831 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 5/8/2004
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 155 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Of Heroes And Monsters by Thess reviews
London, 1898. A set of serial, mysterious deaths inside the Court has forced Abraham Van Helsing to send Alucard on his first mission. But the said task wouldn’t go unsupervised, Mina and her League of Extraordinary Gentlemen would keep an eye on him.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,287 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Complete
The Scarab by BK the irregular reviews
An exile from the gods of ancient Egypt surfaces in California, at the Mouth of Hell. (Crossover with Stargate: SG-1) (complete)
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,308 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/16/2003 - Published: 3/5/2002 - Complete
Tara Incognita by HonorH reviews
A portal opens to the Wishverse, bringing with it old threats, new friends, and a heartbreakingly familiar face. Finally finished!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,301 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 8/26/2002 - Complete
Regression by Gyrus reviews
Co-written with HonorH. When a millionaire abducts Dawn to L.A. for an unholy experiment, the Scoobies and Angel Investigations cooperate to secure her return -- until Angel and Spike undergo a startling change.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,868 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/7/2002 - Published: 9/28/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Predator Vs. Slayer by Gyrus reviews
A trio of alien hunters pursues the ultimate human prize.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,757 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 12/5/2000
Watchmen: Look Upon My Works, Ye Mighty by DarkMark reviews
Two years after the end of WATCHMEN, a coda: the fate of Ozymandias.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,501 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/1999
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Audition reviews
Years before Hellsing's story begins, Luke and Jan Valentine must prove themselves to Millennium in order to be chosen as their top assassins. It's a difficult task, even without the Iscariots and Wild Geese getting involved...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,632 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Luke V., Jan V.
Pilgrimage reviews
Prequel to 'Razor.' Intrigued by the legends, Leoben seeks out the First Hybrid against Cavil's warnings.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - L. Conoy, J. Cavil - Complete
Basestar Pimptactica reviews
Set after the Exodus from New Caprica. The Cylons have problems besides trying to wipe out humanity... Complete.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,969 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
History Marches On reviews
Millennium spent decades waiting. But the world didn't wait for them. A look at how the Major and his followers dealt with one of history's changes during their long stay in the shadows.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - The Major, Rip Van Winkle - Complete
Promise reviews
A one-shot looking at Teal'c during his time in the service of Apophis, and at the people he helped the Goa'uld oppress.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Teal'c - Complete
Ezekiel reviews
Heinkel tempts Father Anderson away from the path of the Lord. No, not that way, you perverts. This will make more sense to those familiar with the works of Quentin Tarantino.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Alexander, Heinkel - Complete
Battlestar Frakkeduptica reviews
Sometime after Exodus, Zarek's latest scheme sets out to expose the sordid lunacy which is the Battlestar Galactica. He certainly has his work cut out for him...
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Lethal Species reviews
Crossover, full summary inside! A strange, deadly monster unlike anything Sunnydale's seen before comes to town during Season 4, and both the Scoobies and the Initiative must battle it... Has now been fully revised and improved from the beginning.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,683 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Complete