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Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride.

Hey I'm Rose, short for Rosealina. And I'm Patrick, short for Patricia. Actually no. I'm just Patrick. Rose typed that. And I'm Iggy. Rose kidnapped me after this deranged fan girl kidnapped me. If you don't know, I'm Iggy, form the flock in Maximum Ride's books. If you haven't read them, READ THEM!!!!!!!

How Insane are you?

[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. ( and into one:D)
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
] You have been called a blonde.(I have black hair)

so far: 5

[X] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (And baba black sheep)
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 11

[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (ya... Accidentally...)
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.(you haven't tasted my moms food. Or Thai food)

so far: 16

[X] You have fallen asleep in class. (mostly trend :p)
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.( once I was telling a story to my cousin and I forgot and asked him. He was 3 months old...)
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. ( my mom did that today!!)
[X] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. (every day!)

so far: 21

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (horseback riding!!)
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 26

[X] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.(p: it's so cute!! She's like a toddler. R: did you just call me cute??!! P: IN A BROTHERLY WAY!! don't get your knickers in a twist. R: did I mention pat was British?)
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

so far: 31

[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[X] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what?" a lot.
] You use memes in real life situations

Total: 34

34x 3 = 102% insane!! (I only said no to 2)- røse

How Insane are you?

[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
] You have run into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blonde. (i am...)

so far: 3

[X] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (P: seriously I know R: No one cares!!!!)
] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.

so far:8

] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
] You have caught yourself drooling. (p: I'm a dude!! R: are you sure about that... P: ROSE!!!)

so far: 10

[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. ( not as much as rose)

so far: 15

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (I have no life)
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (my sunglasses. On my head)

so far: 18

] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (p: Rose forces me too D:)
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

so far: 22

[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[X] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what?" a lot.
] You use memes in real life situations

Total: 25

25 x 3 = 75% -Patrick

Rose: I BEAT YOU!!! na-na-nana-na

Patrick: you do know that it was an insane test?

Rose: I GOT MORE THAN A HUNDRED!!!!

Patrick: *for once* and LAY OFF THE CAPS LOCK!!

Rose: What did you say/type??!!!

Patrick: you can read, right?

Rose: come here pretty boy, I'm gonna teach you a lesson.

Patrick: ya? Even though your moms right behind us?

Rose: crap.

Roses Intro:

My full name is Rosealina, but call me Rose. I have straight black (actually really dark brown) hair and caramel brown eyes. I am really tanned and I play soccer, karate, taekwon doe, swimming and lacrosse. :)

Well, back to the topic, I looooove maximum ride!!! Soooooo here is some stuff about me:

Favorite... Color: neon pink, neon green, black(like fangs eyes. And No I'm not emo)

Animal: golden retriever, panda, polar bear, penguins, dogs, seals

Book: Harry Potter series, Percy Jackson series, Eragon series, maximum ride series, hunger games series, entwined, dragon slippers series, pride and predgidous , the Kane series, the heroes of Olympus series, the westing game,

Movie: Harry potter all of them, another Cinderella story, lion king series, Mulan, starstruck, hunger games Taste: sour Sport: soccer, swimming

Hobby: singing, SOCCER, playing guitar, watching tv, READING!!!!

Singer/band: Taylor swift and Songs: (brace yourself there are A LOT!) (isn't it weird how a lot is two words ya it is ok now I'm rambling like nudge from the maximum ride series I loooooovvvvveee maximum ride!!! FAX!! die Dylan no offense to all u Mylans out there but...) misery business, safe and sound, cinema (skrillex version) , eyes open, haunted, defying gravity, catch me (Demi lovato, hey don't judge),colors of the wind, others I can't think of...

Couples: 1) Max and Fang!!!! (die Dylan) 2) Peeta and katniss 3) Percy and annabeth 4) Sadie and Walter/Anubis ( u won't understand this until u have read serpents shadow ooooohhhh) 5) Eragon and Arya

If you believe that Kristen Stewart and Robert Patterson would make a terrible Max & Fang, copy and paste this on your profile

If you like to read fanfiction more than you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile. If your addicted to your iPod, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your parents loves to embarrass you, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is waaaaaaayyyy too long, but you keep making it longer, copy this and put it on your profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. (Cars. Dont judge my cousin was obsessed, and so was Patrick...)

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.

If you have ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile. Cats, dogs and goldfish count.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you have ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (blues Clues. helooo jkjk)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support werewolf rights, copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile!

MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

I guess but Fang is hotter (I/N: That hurt my feelings)

2. Did you cry when Ari died? Kinda. I don't cry

3. Do you think Fang is hot? Dur DUH!!! I

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name? Ah-re

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu? No...

6. In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage? I chuckled/snorted. Not hysterically laugh

7. Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX? I didn't "squeal" I kinda like was happy and stuff but then fang HAD to ruin everything and the end of FANG.

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up? Ya. And I was in school so you must imagine how that turned out...

9. Who is your favorite character? FANG!!!!!(I/N: I feel my self esteem falling by the minute)

10. Do you like Jeb? NO!!!! That backstabbing little...

11. Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills? Not really. It would happen eventually

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW? Yup. More FAX

13. Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX? Nudges was OK except for the cutting of wings part *shudder* but Angel, seriously give it up, Max is the leader.

14. Which book is your all time favorite? Um, all of them except for FANG because of the end

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be? Idk! I don't really think about that. There goes the rest of my day

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod? Sometimes

17. Who do you think the voice should be? Dr. M

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument? Well, in TFW, fang tells Dr. Hagen that he "plays a mean harmonica" so... But I think fang should play the electric guitar and Max should sing.

19. What bugged you the most about TFW? The plot

20. MIGGY or FAX? FAX!!!! Sorry Miggy fans but Iggy is more like Max's brother than boyfriend.

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush? Green

2, Name one person who made you smile today: My brother

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning: Sleeping 4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Playing soccer

5, What is your favorite candy bar? Twix

6, Have you ever been to a strip club? NO! EWWWWWWW HOW COUKD YOU SAY SUCH A THING. XD

7, What is the last thing you said aloud? "There's your iTouch" to my cousin.

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate chip cookie dough!!!

9, What was the last thing you had to drink? Water

10, Do you like your wallet? Dont have one. I just hold money and put it in my pocket.

11, What was the last thing you ate? Sour skittles

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Flip flops

13, The last sporting event you watched? Does the Game Plan count?

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Caramel

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too? My BFF

16, Ever go camping? Yup

17, Do you take vitamins daily? I try to remember but...

18, Do you go to church every Sunday? That's not my religion

19, Do you have a tan? Yes.

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? NOOO

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw? I prefer it but I'm too lazy

22, What did your last text message say? Gtgo soccer tournament

23, What are you doing tomorrow? Swimming. Nothing really

25, Look to your left, what do you see? A table with headbands

26, What color is your watch? Silver

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia? Kickboxing Kangaroos

28, What is your birthstone? Sapphire... I think

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Drive thru

30, What is your favorite number? 9, 11, 55

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My BFF

32, Any plans today? not really, karate

33, How many states have you lived in? 2

34, Biggest annoyance right now? My computers making weird noises

35, Last song listened to? Decode, Paramore

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards? No.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house? No we clean it our selves ( and no $ D:)

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? My red and black flip flops

39, Are you jealous of anyone? No. Except hayley williams and her AMAZING VOICE

40, Is anyone jealous of you? Probably not 41,

Do you love anyone? Me:Does Fang count? Max:Back off Rose he's mine Me:Geez! Max*growls*

42, Do any of your friends have children? No. unless my aunt counts.

43, What do you usually do during the day? Read, play soccer, read, eat, read, sleep

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now? No. Hate is a strong word children. Use strongly dislike. I hate Lissa and Dr.Amazing

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily? No, usually hey or wassup

46, What color is your car? Dont own one. Not old enough

47, Do you like cats? Not as much as dogs

48. Are you thinking about someone right now? FANG!!!

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags? yes!!! It rox!

50, How did you get your worst scar? Fell and split my lip open. The scars not on my lip, but under it.

Patrick's intro:

I'm too lazy too fill out those surveys. All you need to know is that Rose is my best friend. I have dirty blonde hair and green/blue eyes. I play football, karate with Rose and soccer (cuz she forces me to :p).

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The New Me by NotSureYetHunny reviews
Maximum Ride. The quiet girl in class. You can tease her relentlessly and she won't fight back. This is how she lives her life until she has an accident and ends up with personal memory loss. She remembers nothing about her life, but learns as she goes along that she was not the person she wanted to be. Can she change that? *Currently Discontinued*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 42,470 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Max, Fang
Project: Family by DemiSpy reviews
"Your assignment consists of being 'married' to your partner and 'adopting' a child from the orphanage for a week, making it the best week of his or her life." Mr. Henderson said. "Partners... Max with Fang." AU/AH Dunno why it's T. Complete. Edit Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,145 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Assignment Marriage by HazelEyesDontTellLies reviews
What happens when Max & Nudge are shipped off to a finishing school and forced to marry Fang and Iggy, the biggest players in school? Read to find out! I'm not gonnna tell you! Better than it sounds! FAXNESS! & SOME NIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,907 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Max, Fang
Reputations by NotSureYetHunny reviews
Max is the new girl in town who wants her old reputation back. The badass. At her new school she meets new friends that she connects with better than she expected. More importantly, she meets Fang. The player. But it's time to find out- is everyone just like they're reputation? Rated T for swearing and minor violence. My take on the classic Max Moves story. Check it out! : )
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 60,728 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Crash by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,176 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
My Merry Band of Mutants by SociallyAwkwardNarwhals reviews
My name is Max. I had a perfectly normal life. I was in my sophomore year in high school, I was pretty, I was popular, and I was loved. I was one of the top gymnasts in the state. Until the day I had to disappear. AU, FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,543 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 5022 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Ambiguity by EpitomeOfCool reviews
When Max goes to College, the last thing she expects to find is her archenemy, Fang, in all of her classes. Will they ever get on? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,206 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
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Stuck In The Ice reviews
Max and the Gang are at Dr. Martinez's house when a freak snowstorm hits, trapping the six claustrophobic bird kids and Ella in the house for a week. Will Iggy ever figure out what the noise under his bed is? Will the flock figure out how to work the toaster? Will Max realize her real feelings for Fang? Will this ever stop sounding like a commercial? Read to find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,363 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Fang, Max
Interview with iggy reviews
What the title says. Do I need to explain? I guess I do. So, Iggy is living in my house and I've gathered some questions for him to answer. Put your questions in the comments and Iggy will answer them! Rated t for... Stuff. Iggy: quite the explained are you rose?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Iggy
I'm only me when I'm with you reviews
Max sings a song, and realizes it s perfect for her and Fang. Fang thinks back on it when he is leaving. Rated T 'cause I don't know if it should be rated K DON"T BLAME ME I HAVE INDECISION!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete