Author has written 14 stories for Kid Icarus, Super Smash Brothers, and Sonic the Hedgehog.
...So it's been a while since I've updated this profile. Guess I should start redoing some of it-
*explosion sounds as nyan doge's invade the room, destroying everything in sight*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! NOT MY PLACE!!!!!!!!
Nyan-Doge Commander: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! F@#$ YOUR FEELINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*laser cheerios appear and destroy whatever place I called safe*
YOU MONSTERS!!! WHY DID YOU DO THISSZZZ????????????????? YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????????????
So yeah, that's what's been going on lately.
These OC bio's are kinda stupidly placed here, but I'm gonna leave them in case I ever feel like looking back for memories or whatever.
OC Bio's (all of the bio's got jumbled up earlier, so I had to start over)
Name: Chad, better known as Cheater.
Age: Nearly 16.
Desription: Semi-long brown hair that reaches down to his shoulders and occasionally covers his light blue eyes. He has tan skin, and wears a red t-shirt with a black hoodie thrown over, along with gray shorts and black fingerless gloves. He is never seen without wearing his dark shades. Along with all this, he has a metal pack strapped onto his back, with two large mechanical arms projecting out of it that go over his organic arms. These arms can shift between large metallic fists, drills, and an extremely powerful lazer cannon. These "Mecha-Arms" serve as his main weapon (the pack also doubles as a jetpack, enabling flight). As powerful as the Mecha-Arms are, they offer little protection, leaving Chad extremely vulnerable.
Personality: Extremely reckless, rude, and overall disrespectful. He sees little in authority, and has gained a poor reputation for cheating in battles (hence his nickname). On the other hand, he can be very easy to get along with, depending on the mood he's in.
Backstory: Chad's intelligence offered him an early rank in the U.S. military (despite his young age), and he created the original Mecha-Arms with the help of several engineers. During an invasion of the demons Live Wire and Burn, he created a small team consisting of Cloak (the guardian of Atlantis), Nightstalker (a ninja hailing from the Oboro clan villiage), Metal (an alternate dimensional version of Cloak and war veteran), Thunder (a biologically enhanced lion), and himself. This group combated the demonic brothers, but eventually Chad's team got onto the losing end, and Live Wire managed to tear through the essence of time, taking revenge from his past defeats and, much to Chad's horror, wiped Cloak and Metal out of reality. Blaming himself for their apparent death, Chad disbanded the team and sunk into the shadows, bringing his fabled weapon with him. He calls himself a loner, and is hesitant to rejoin any battles, afraid that he will possibly make new friends and get them killed.
Name: Glyphic, host of the Aurum.
Age: Looks around 17.
Description: Light skin, wavy, bleach-white hair, and icy blue eyes. He wears a skin-tight black suit. His entire body is decorated with blue and green Aurum symbols that tend to go off into a fierce glow whenever he senses tension or in the dark. He has white wings (also decorated with symbols) that glow with an unnatural blue aura. He wears an Aurum Palm on each arm. He also has a green vine tied tightly around his neck, symbolizing the Forces of Nature. He doesn't wear any shoes.
Personality: Often serious, and not very social, he might seem cold to a few people. However, he tends to be polite towards most. On the other hand, he has a mischevious edge, and can be a bit of a prankster.
Backstory: This strange angel was once a top warrior for Viridi. However, he pitied the humans destroyed by the Reset Bombs, and grew a rebellious streak towards the gods. It wasn't long until he ran away from the Forces of Nature. As he watched Viridi, Hades, and Palutena go to war, he grew angry, knowing that the humans would get dragged into it all. It was then that he stumbled across the Aurum. By giving them extra power, and temporarily fusing with the Aurum Brain (these events are what caused the symbols to be engraved into his body), he launched an attack on a secluded part of Earth, hoping it would help end the god's power struggle. His plan worked, as the three forces joined to take down his Aurum troops. During this time, he developed a consciousness and friendship with the Brain, allowing him complete dominion over all Aurum. Things went smoothly, until Pyrrhon got involved. Glyphic watched in anger as Pyrrhon attempted to control the Aurum, and he nearly lost his will to the sun god. Fortunately for him, he and the Aurum Brain managed to override Pyrrhon. With that done, Glyphic took all the remaining Aurum and disappeared into a retreat, leaving Pyrrhon to fight the other gods (this took place during Chapter 17 of KIU). Glyphic now spends his time observing the humans, and trying to remove the vine around his neck. He fears that Viridi will come after him and exterminate him for betrayal. He also hopes to protect the humans from any future wars between the gods. For this reason, he holds a grudge against the gods, all except for Dyntos, in whom he has developed a strong friendship. The modern culture has slightly influenced him, as he has now equipped radios to each Aurum unit, which he tends to play techno music through when bored.
Name: Repun "Cloak" Kamuy, the Guardian of Atlantis.
Age: Appears to be in his mid-teens, somewhere around 15.
Description: Shaggy brown hair, tan skin, green eyes. He wears blue denim shorts and an aqua t-shirt. However, these are both covered by a large cloak he wears over himself. This cloak mirrors the surrounding environment, enabling him to move about unseen. Therefore, his cloak doesn't have a natural color. He always pulls the hood low over his eyes. He carries a silver staff with a sharp blade at the end, and a pearl-like orb embedded in the wider part of the blade. This weapon has complete dominion over water, and is known as the Guardian's Sceptre. He also has large blue wings that can become invisible if he wills it.
Personality: Cloak is somewhat cocky and extremely laid back. He possesses a strong skater/surfer personality, often referring to others as only "dude" or "bro". He can be very brash, if not reckless.
Backstory: Cloak is one of the Guardians of Atlantis, alongside the older (and far more mature) Man O'war. Cloak leads Atlantis' espionage, war, and delivery missions. He carries the Guardian's Sceptre with him, a powerful scepter able to manipulate water in huge proportions. Outside of Atlantis, Cloak hasn't been one to make friends. His laid back behavior and cocky attitude tends to get in the way of creating friendships, but Cloak can be very easy to get along with, given time and patience. He has made many enemies, including Red Sun, Live Wire, Synchronize, and even,at some points, fellow angels. Poseidon manages to look past this, as Cloak has become a very powerful warrior in his eyes. He believes, and hopes, that some day Cloak will take his duties responsibly and become one to make allies.
Name: Fe (pronounced "Fee").
Age: Fe seems to be around 26.
Appearance: For reasons currently unknown, Fe looks nearly identical to Cloak, the most noticable differences being that his hair is a dark blonde and reaches down just past his neck from the back of his head, he has light traces of a mustache, has more of an adult-like appearance when compared to Cloak, and has a more tall and muscular build. He has tan skin, green eyes, and a long headband made of a gray fabric tied tightly around his head. He wears gray cargo pants and a heavy gray jacket thrown over a gray tank top. He carries a variety of guns and gadgets, some strapped to his back, while more hang from his belt.
Personality: Fe is usually an all-around happy person with a bit of a wild side. He'll do anything that dangers his life just for the thrill of it. When working with RIFT, however, he gets a little rough with people and will openly criticise.
Backstory: Hardly anyone knows anything about Fe, and that includes Fe himself. Even his name is a mystery. He awoke in the middle of a field along the coastline, nearby a military base. Having no memory of who he was or how he got there, he allowed the military to take him in. While the military searched through the entire government system trying to identify the man, they never found out who he was (more will probably be discovered later). The best thing he had for a name was the only name he remembered since he woke up: Fe. He met a ninja going by the name of Nightstalker. Nightstalker came from an American branch of the Yotogi Clan, named after the gargoyle that saved his people long ago. The two became friends rather quickly and partners in combat. It was then that General Briggs formed RIFT, an organization of secret warriors made to combat the demonic threat. In order to conceal identities, members of RIFT are to obtain a much tougher personality when working with the team (one of the reasons why Chad acts like a jerk). Under the leadership of Chad, and being accompanied by Cloak, Glyphic, and the peculiar "Project: Thunder", they began several attacks on terrrorist groups, both human and demonic. Live Wire eventually defeated the team, supposedly killing both Fe and Cloak. While the team has been disbanded, Nightstalker has acted as a vigilante in several cities. Fe has been thought to still be alive, and might be resurfacing soon. As for the RIFT organization, there has been talk of a reforming...
Name: James Yotogi, aka The Nightstalker.
Description: He is of African-American decent, so his skin is a dark brown. He has white hair that goes down to his shoulders. He has brown eyes (but they change to a glowing red when he uses ninja magic), and wears a black ninja outfit, a black ninja mask, and a black hoodie thrown over. He also wears a long white scarf around his neck, hanging about four to five feet behind him... yeah, its a long scarf. Both a badge of the Yotogi Clan and a smaller badge of the Oboro clan are sewn into his shirt.
Personality: James is calm, cool, and collected. He doesn't talk much, but when he does, he will often be serious, sometimes giving helpful advice. He does have a slight humorous side, but it's rarely seen. He will become short and to the point when working with RIFT, and will often give the cold shoulder.
Weapons: James wields a long, black katana which he keeps in a sheath hung at his side. He also carries a grappling hook, and several shuriken stars and kunai (throwing knives). His white scarf controls his ninja magic, often lighting up into a glow when prepared to use. He can use Fire, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Shadow, and Light ninja magic.
Bio: For the most part, James' background is unknown. He seems to be in connections with the Yotogi ninja clan, however.
Theme: Night of the Hunter, by 30 Seconds to Mars.
Name: Live Wire.
Race: Thunder Demon.
Age: Looks to be in his thirties.
Description: Tan skin, glowing white eyes, blonde hair that spikes out in multiple directions (imagine Naruto's hair, but grow it out WAY longer). He wears a torn leather jacket with the sleeves ripped off and usually unzipped. He has black, torn denim shorts as well. He rides the Black Bolt, a powerful motorbike that rides on a path of lightning. While the Black Bolt Replica is fast, it's speeds are nowhere comparable to that of the original Black Bolt. He carries a golden rod of lightning known as the Golden Bolt. Large, metallic wings project out of his back, enabling him to fly if he is ever separated from his bike. Here's a picture:
(keep in mind that I forgot his wings in it, though)
Personality: Um... lets just say that if there was an award for 'Fanfiction's Biggest Jerk', Live Wire would definately be a runner up. He loves watching others suffer. He is also a huge fan of heavy metal music, which can be heard blaring out of his bike.
Backstory: This crazed maniac was once a close ally and warrior for Phosphora and occasionally Zeus. He had complete dominion over energy, and this was further enhanced by the Golden Bolt, his favorite weapon. However, he often missed his two brothers, Burning Nightmare and Revulsion, who had died and taken to the Underworld. It was during the first invasion of Medusa that drove this warrior to insanity. Medusa had stolen the Golden Bolt, and an enraged Live Wire ravaged the Underworld in search of it, and he later managed to recreate it using the Rewind Spring. It was then he had met his two brothers again, who were now no more than skeletal demons in the Underworld. Live Wire was overjoyed to find his brothers alive. He wanted them to come back and be angels again, but first he would have to help them with another goal. They needed souls so his brothers could break free, so the three of them spread chaos and destruction to no limits, taking as many souls as they could find. At one point, Live Wire was fended off from Atlantis by Cloak when he attempted to destroy the city. With the help of his two brothers, they reversed time, undid his defeat, and supposedly killed Atlantis' guardian. Since then, the three demons have split paths, but word his spreading that there might be a family reunion...
Theme: Indestructible, by Disturbed.
Name: Burning Nightmare (aka Burn).
Race: Fire Demon.
Description: He appears to be a coal-black skeleton with a green fire emanating off of him. He rides a red motorcycle called "The Soul Fire". The bike can almost travel up to the speeds of Live Wire, but it still lags behind.
Aaaaannnd... here's a pic:
Personality: Although not having the same level of insanity as Live Wire, he is extremely cruel and sadistic, and will do anything just to hear the cries of pain and screams of horror.
Backstory: Burner was an angel serving both sun gods, Apollo and Pyrrhon. He would often switch between them, as he was an excellent fighter and needed in both armies. However, when Apollo assisted Zeus in a battle against Medusa, Burner and his older brother, Revulsion, were left behind by Zeus to die. When Burner died, he discovered that his older brother, Revulsion, had risen against the rest of the Underworld with an entire legion of skeletons and lost souls seeking to escape the Underworld. It wasn't long until the youngest brother, Live Wire, discovered the newly dubbed 'Legion of Darkness' and decided to aid them. Burner and the legion broke out of the Underworld and quickly spread out amongst Earth. Burner has since changed his name to Burning Nightmare (but will still go by Burner or Burn), and has found that he can manipulate fire, but mainly relies on hellfire (a green fire that causes massive burning and is capable of setting one's soul to flame). Along with this, he is the only brother that has the capability to possess angels and mortals (and possibly the weaker gods).
Theme: Damage, by Red.
Species: Darkness Demon.
Description: Revulsion stands roughly at 11 feet tall. He is a skeleton, but his bones are made of steel. Long black hair hangs down from his skull. He wears a torn blue denim jacket. Revulsion rides an extremely large bike named 'The Upheaval', made of a silver metal but is carved to look as if the bike is made of bones. It rides through the air on a trail of darkness. He weilds a large mace as well as a large battleaxe, which is usually stored into his back. It is said that a large anaconda lives in the bones composing his chest.
Found a pic for him, as well:
Personality: Extremely dark and evil. Revulsion is basically a manifestation of darkness and fear. He will kill without a thought, and will often jump out of unexpected places, so as to scare his victims. This is all just a cover-up, however. Revulsion is pained with misery of a secret past he wishes dearly to forget.
Backstory: Like his two younger brothers, Revulsion is another angel gone bad. He was once the leading warrior for Zeus, whom he served loyally. He was widely respected, and even blessed with a wife and children (who have yet to be revealed). However, during one battle against Medusa, in that the sun god, Apollo, was helping them, Revulsion was badly wounded, along with his brother Burner (later to be known as Burning Nightmare), who served Apollo. Both were left behind for dead. Revulsion spent many years of suffering in the Underworld, swearing that one day, he would get revenge on Zeus, and free every sorry soul trapped in the Underworld. He had grown extremely powerful during his time in the Underworld. He was starting to become extremely bitter towards Hades, and he later gathered a legion of fellow demons and lost souls to rebel against Hades. This was how a series of secret wars between Hades and Revulsion began, and Revulsion emerged the victor when they escaped the Underworld with help from Live Wire and Burn. Revulsion is easily the most powerful of the demons, and his power will only increase when he collects more souls. He has become a god amongst the undead, and it has been deemed possible that he can summon an army of zombies at will.
Theme: Warriors of the World United, by Manowar.
Names: Shark, Eel, Barracuda, and Kraken.
Race: All are angels.
Gender: They're all male.
Ages: Shark is 17,
Eel is 19,
Kraken is 18,
and Barracuda is 17.
Descriptions: Shark has brown hair trimmed down to a buzzcut, dark shades, and tan skin. He wears a black wetsuit, and uses a large water-powered battleaxe as his main weapon, while a Poseidon Cannon acts as his secondary. His wings are a light blue. He earned the call sign "Shark" after efficiently lopping a training dummy in half with nothing more than a First Blade, straight down the middle.
Eel appears to be of Asian decent, with small brown eyes, short black hair, and slightly darker skin. He wears a black hoodie, a green t-shirt underneath, dark blue jeans, and a black and white flat-top hat. His wings are gray, and he weilds an Electroshock Arm. He earned the call sign "Eel" due to his skill with electric weapons and defices. It is said that he can channel electricity through his body in small amounts.
Barracuda has light skin, blue eyes, slight traces of facial hair, and long blonde hair that grows past his shoulders. He has a navy blue t-shirt with a light blue hoodie thrown over, gray shorts, and a black mask going over his nose and mouth. His weapons are a wide array of knives. He carries an abundance of daggers, machetes, and kunai. His wings are white. He earned his call sign by showing off his wide use, skill, and array of knives.
Kraken seems to be of Jamaican decent, with dark brown, almost black, skin, forest green eyes, and black hair grown out into dredlocks. He wears nothing more than a pair of brown shorts with a camouflaged belt. He is tall and muscular, and is most likely the strongest of the group. His wings are black. He earned his call sign due to his long and very strong arms.
Each angel wears a wristband with the symbol of Atlantis. These wristbands act as their laurel crowns.
Personalities: Shark is mischievous and never serious. His sense of humor can be a bit perverted at times, but overall he is a friendly angel. He can get a little over-confident at times, and can be very cocky.
Eel is the calmest of the group, and possibly the most mature. While he doesn't talk much (in fact, he rarely utters a word), he will be the first to correct his friends if they accidentally 'offend' someone (which happens quite often). He might seem a bit cold at first, but will eventually warm up to anyone.
Barracuda is known for making others uneasy, mainly due to his clear obsession with knives and blades. It has been said that before he earned the call-sign "Barracuda", he was known to the other Atlanteans as "Razor", and some still call him that. He carries them in places not worth mentioning, and is always seen polishing off one of his many sharp weapons. He can be friendly, but is usually a bit gruff. He has his times of immaturity like the others, but this isn't seen often, as he is usually too busy either sharpening blades or slicing things apart.
Kraken is extremely friendly, and will always be offering a helping hand. He is easy going but will become furious if someone insults his friends. He is fiercely loyal to his city of Atlantis, and all his friends. He's the kind of guy you'd want fighting by your side, as he will do anything to insure his allies' safety..
Backstory: These four Atlantis were part of the same training class Cloak took when Triton was trying to determine who should be the leading Atlantean warriors beside the Guardians. Earning their call signs respectively, they proved to be excellent fighters, and an even better team. For that reason they became the representative fighters of Atlantis, as well as some of the more advanced warriors of Poseidon's realm. They do prove to be a nuisance to the other gods, as they have earned a rather poor reputation. Causing riots, accidentally breaking belongings, and crashing vehicles are only a few things they are known for.
Theme: Broken Glass, by Three Days Grace.
Name: Man O'war.
Race: Angel (Atlantean).
Age: Appears to be in his 40's.
Appearance: Man O'war is... huge. He stands roughly at 10'5'', and has an incredibly wide shoulder span. His skin is dark brown, and he is slightly on the wide side. He has dark hair barely covering the top of his head. His eyes are a light brown color, and he wears black shorts and a grey vest left open. He is very muscular, and carries a large hammer in each hand. Each hammer is roughly the size of a small car, and has significant and powerful authority over water.
Personality: Like many Atlanteans, Man O'war is very reckless and has no concern over his own safety. He claims that he's never too old for battle, and is fiercely loyal to Poseidon and Triton. He might seem stern towards others while on his job, but he can be very easy to get along with. Every now and then he might seem a bit rowdy, but not as much as some other Atlanteans.
Backstory: Atlantis is a realm far off and remote from the other gods. It is paid little attention to by other factions, and is very unique amongst the realms. It is noticeably more closely-inhabited when compared to other realms, for one thing, but positions of authority are also very different. One of the most honorary positions, other than being a god, is obtaining the title of Guardian of Atlantis. Man O'war, a widely-respected warrior known for his strength, was the original Guardian. He was given water dominion abilities into his massive hammers, an ability that would be given to future Guardians as well. He lived to protect the city, and was a role model for Cloak and several other young warriors. He was believed to have died at the hands of the fierce Pandits. While no body was found, he was presumably dead, having given his life to protect the city he cared for. This, however, may not be the case...
Theme: Been Away Too Long, by Soundgarden.
I'm a Christian, not afraid to tell, never was afraid to tell.
I would like to thank ExotheBoss, for being my first friend on this site. I've got a lot of other friends now, as well. Not sure if I can name them all, but here goes.
-Syaoron the Fox
-Howl of the Withering Dragon
-Nightmare the Dragon
-And many more, I'll try to name y'all when I have the time :)
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Deck of Cards
It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard.
The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week.
As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk.
Just then an army sergeant came in and said, 'Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?'
The soldier replied, 'I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord.'
The sergeant said, 'Looks to me like you're going to play cards.'
The soldier said, 'No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country,
I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards.'
The sergeant asked in disbelief, 'How will you do that?'
'You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God.
The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments
The Three represents the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost.
The Four stands for the Four Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John .
The Five is for the five virgins, there were ten, but only five of them were glorified.
The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth.
The Seven is for the day God rested after making His Creation.
The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons and their wives -- the eight people God spared from the flood that destroyed the Earth.
The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy. He cleansed ten, but nine never thanked Him.
The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses on tablets made of stone.
The Jack is a reminder of Satan, one of God's first angels, but he got kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker of eternal hell.
The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary.
The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings.
When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one for every day of the year.
There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week - 52 weeks in a year.
The four suits represent the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter.
Each suit has thirteen cards -- there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter.
So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful for.' The sergeant just stood there. After a minute, with tears in his eyes and pain in his heart, he said, 'Soldier, can I borrow that deck of cards?'
Please let this be a reminder and take time to pray for all of our soldiers who are being sent away, putting their lives on the line fighting for US.
Prayer for the Military.
Please keep the wheel rolling. It will only take a few seconds of your time, but it'll be worth it to read on...
Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands.
Bless them and their families.
I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior.
When you read this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen and women all around the world.
There is nothing attached, but this can be very powerful.
Of all the gifts you could give a Soldier, prayer is the very best one.
Do not stop the wheel, please -- just send this on
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7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary positions the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet isn’t empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
VERY TRUE STORY AND LIFE LESSON
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy,
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there! He doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!
"FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT"
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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
RIP We shall remember
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