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Joined 07-05-12, id: 4108221, Profile Updated: 12-05-12
Author has written 3 stories for Heroes, Alias, Sherlock, and True Blood.

Hi there! You can call me LaLa, or La, or whatever. :)

Obviously I love writing, but, well, that's a given I suppose.

Likes: Avengers, Heroes, Thor, Sherlock Holmes (movie), Sherlock (TV series), Star Wars, Friends, The Cosby Show, Happy Days, Mork and Mindy, The Vampire Diaries, Gossip Girl, Lord of the Rings, AWKWARD., Alias, Lost, Shameless (US), Supernatural, Castle, The Mentalist, NCIS and many others. Yeah, I have no life.

Dislikes: Hmmm...I don't know if I have many dislikes. It's more stuff that I don't like as much. Oh, pumpkin.

Allergies: Dust, dust mites and cats. I regard blueberries with suspicion at this point in time.

Religion: I believe in God, I believe He loves me, and that therefore I should do the right thing in my life and show kindness and acceptance to other people, no matter race, gender, beliefs or sexual orientation. End of. I don't necessarily call myself a Christian, because I have been raised around Christians, and while there are many good things about churches and they are wonderful places, I have seen many things that I do not wish to be a part of. It's my opinion, but I am overjoyed when other people find happiness and acceptance in other religions.

I am a young Australian girl that spends her days sleeping and her nights writing stories, watching movies and talking to people on different continents. I am pretty open and love a good chat, so feel free to message me about whatever. :)

There isn't really much else to say, so...read and review! :)

Also, it had recently come to my attention the sheer amount of bullying that goes on on this site. The harassment from flamers in general is almost as startling as the amount of people against them. I mean, there are so many people out there saying that what is happening on this site is horrible, so why is it still happening?

I honestly believe that this is because they looked at this the wrong way. There is a saying among my friends and I whenever we encounter a problem with another person, and it is 'Whenever you are tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that Fire Fighters use water'. Do you agree? Are you prepared to kill 'em with kindness? If so, here's how;

When you receive a flame (an unnecessarily cruel message that basically bags out you, your story and everyone you've ever passed on the street), reply to it positively, but still remain yourself. Be original. Whether you reply with;

Thank you for your helpful musings, I shall take them into consideration. I do hope you find a story that is more to your liking. :)

or;

I LOVE YOU TOO!

...it doesn't really matter. Just don't engage them in an argument, and no matter what they say, just keep cool. :)

Peace out!


STORIES

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The Little Things

Claire must continue to live after the death of her husband of several years, West, and her pregnancy with a child that will have no father. With the support of her uncle and his wife and the constant protection of her grandmother, she feels more than capable to raise a child until an accident on a plane trip to France kills Angela and ends up with her own abduction. She returns months later with no child and no memory of what has transpired over the time she was missing and must piece her life together while searching for her baby.

Sixteen-year-old Molly lives a perfect life with the Parkmans until a car accident kills Janice and leaves Molly with one less eye, Matt with a drinking problem and Matty in a wheelchair. After picking up their life and moving to Denver, Molly struggles to support little Matty with his condition and get Matt back on track.

Desme, a woman over a century old with a dreadful curse accidentally murders her husband, causing her son to take her daughter and run from her. Over thirty years later she tracks and protects her grandchildren while trying to hide her secrets from a particularly nosy Original Vampire.

RATING: T for now, may change later

Desme:

Molly (16):

Renee Petrelli:

James:

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After The Fall

Michael Vaughn was killed on the night of Jack Bristow and Irina Derevko's deaths, forcing Sydney to go into hiding in the hope of escaping the dangerous life she has been forced to lead. In the hope of a better life for her infant daughter, she organizes for the CIA to have Isabelle adopted by a normal family where she would be safe before Sydney herself leaves for England in the hope of starting fresh. She completely changes herself, and becomes Ivy Willow, a female author of spy novels. She lives alone in a small flat in London, leading a fairly regular and boring life, until Mycroft Holmes invites himself into it.

Arvin Sloane manages to escape the confines of his stone prison and seeks out Nadia's corpse, using the Rambaldi potion to first resurrect her and then his wife, Emily. Nadia flees him and returns to her home of Argentina, changing her last name and starting over as a police officer.

Sherlock is forced to change his name to Spencer Henley and seek out somewhere foreign to reside as he attempts to bring down Moriarty's network, and settles in Argentina where he meets a young female police officer by the name of Nadia Rossi, who seems more than willing to accept his help on many of her cases, thus unkowingly reinstating his status of consulting detective.

John seeks another flat to live in after becoming unable to return to 221b, and finds a flatmate in a 'Mary Morstan', formerly known as Rachel Gibson.

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Exit Wounds

Claire Bennet's life is turned upside down after her best friend, Alex Wolsley, dies on a mission for the newly reformed Primatech. Matt Parkman and Micah Sanders investigate Meredith Gordon's family records in the hope of finding a family for Claire to associate with and new people for the grieving young woman to connect with, and discover that the former cheerleader has two cousins living in Bon Temps. Claire takes leave from her job and travels to Louisiana, searching for Sookie and Jason, not knowing the trouble she is heading toward.

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Ordinary Frivolities

Meredith Gordon shows up on the doorstep of 221b and informs Sherlock of their illegitimate daughter Claire, forcing him to take responsibility for a fully grown and incredibly headstrong daughter. A high functioning sociopath becomes a father, the 'British Government' becomes an uncle and Mrs Hudson is overjoyed at another person to spoil.

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A Poisoned Barb

The Avengers and Primatech are forced to collide in an attempt at cooperating, but all does not go according to plan as tempers flare and hilarity ensues.


Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

-George Bernard Shaw

Don't ask yourself what the worlds needs; ask yourself what makes you come alive, and go and do that. What the world needs is more people who are alive.

-Howard Thurman

There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

-Albert Einstein

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.

-Shing Xiong

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

-John Wayne


F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Joey: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat?
Chandler:
You think that's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.

Phoebe: Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say. It could say "Ross Geller, Good at Marriage!" Y'know? Mine's gonna say "Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive."

Ross: I'm just sayin' if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half!

Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
Monica: Is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies? "Help! Come quick, they're still extinct!"

Joey to Chandler: Okay, man, I didn't want to bring this up, but Chandler is the stupidest name I've ever heard in my whole life! It's not even a name! It's barely even a word. It's kind of like chandelier...but it's not. It's a stupid, stupid, non-name.

Joey (watching old videos of Monica): Some girl ate Monica!!!
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds.
Chandler: So how many cameras are actually on you?

Ross: Dad’s still telling the story about how you tried to escape from fat camp….
Monica: I wasn’t trying to escape!
Ross: Then how did you get caught in the barbed wire?
Monica: I was… helping out a squirrel…
Ross: You were trying to eat it!!!!

CHANDLER: What are you doing?
JOEY: You said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions.
CHANDLER: The cushions are the essence of the chair!
JOEY:
That's right! I'm taking the essence.

Chandler: Honey, hundreds of CD's, not one of them in the right case.
Monica:
Well maybe we could alphabetize them??
Chandler:
Or maybe we could label them, you know in files??
Rachel: Oh My God you guys have such problems, I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU!!!

Ross: You-you-you-you (trying to remain in control) threw my sandwich away? MY SANDWICH?!!! MY SANDWICH!!!!!!

Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.

Joanna: What are you doin
Chandler: I'm getting dressed.
Joanna: Why?
Chandler: When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.

Phoebe: Aw, Phebes...
Rachel: Honey, that's your name.
Phoebe: That's short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other.

Chandler: If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway that eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y'know. Crazy Snake Man. And then I'll get more snakes, call them my babies! Kids won't walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout. "Run!"


Sherlock

Sherlock: Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.

Sherlock: Shut up.
Lestrade: I didn't say anything.
Sherlock: You were thinking. It's annoying.

Sherlock (to Mycroft): Try not to start a war before I get home. You know what it does to the traffic.

Sherlock: I am not a psychopath, Anderson. I am a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.

John: Why didn't I think of that?
Sherlock: Because you're an idiot. *John frowns* No, no, don't be like that. Practically everyone is.

Sherlock: Look at you lot! You're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing.

Sgt Donovan: Are those human eyes?
Sherlock: Put those back!
Sgt Donovan: They were in the microwave!
Sherlock: It was an experiment!

John: Have you talked to the police?
Sherlock: Four people are dead. There's no time to talk to the police.
John: So why are you talking to me?
Sherlock: (morosely) Mrs. Hudson took my skull.
John: So I'm basically filling in for the skull?
Sherlock: Relax, you're doing fine.

John: We can't giggle, it's a crime scene. Stop it!
Sherlock: Well you're the one who shot him!


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)


I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

Whatever it takes by Fayth3 reviews
Peter and Emma are engaged. Why is best buddy Sylar not as happy as they are? Please note- RATING HAS CHANGED.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,172 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B.
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Ordinary Frivolities reviews
Meredith Gordon shows up on the doorstep of 221b and informs Sherlock of their illegitimate daughter Claire, forcing him to take responsibility for a fully grown and incredibly headstrong daughter. A high functioning sociopath becomes a father, the 'British Government' becomes an uncle and Mrs Hudson is overjoyed at another person to spoil.
Crossover - Heroes & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Claire B., Sherlock H.
After The Fall
Sydney Bristow is now an authoress by the name of 'Ivy Williow', Sherlock is now 'Spencer Henley', and must find a job to support himself after his inconvenient 'death', Nadia Santos has been resurrected and is hiding out in Argentina, and John Watson must try and make sense of the mess Sherlock has left him with. JohnxRachel SherlockxNadia SydneyxMycroft
Crossover - Alias & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Nadia, Sherlock H.
Exit Wounds reviews
Claire, cousin of Sookie, is lost. One of the few truly immortal beings on earth must come to terms with her never-ending existence while desperately trying to untangle the web of lies surrounding Sookie Stackhouse and all her supernatural lovers.
Crossover - Heroes & True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Claire B.