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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

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Locket Secret - Hetalia fanfic

Completed Stories

Me and You - Fred/Hermione Songfic One shot

Tell Me Something I Don't Know - Hermione Granger Songfic One shot

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If you are obsessed with Harry Potter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily

when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good"

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape

When My heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks

When someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy

When ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful

For Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville

when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

Some Lines That Are Obviously Not Created By Me But I Am Pasting Them As I Want To Spread Them:-

In Remembrance of Severus Snape
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
without all the red and gold crap
In Remeberance of Lily Potter
Who died to protect her son
she made the ulimate sacrifice
to make the world a safer place
she'll always remain in our hearts
In Remembrance of James Potter
Who was the leader of the Marauders
And died to protect his son and wife
In Remembrance of Fred Weasley
Who fought bravely to the very end
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother
with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right
In Remenberance of Cedric Diggory
Who died before his time
and will be remembered for his bravery
In Rememberance of Sirius Black
The black sheep in his family
he died laughing at the hands of his cousin
he didn't deserve to spend the last fourteen years of his life
the way he did in Azkaban and on the run
In Remembrance of Dobby
Who was more free and full of love
than any elf, and most humans
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin
the last real Marauderer
who was not just a wonderful father
a incredible husband and brave hero
as well as a freaking awesome werewolf
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks
who died for ‘the greater good’
and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora
In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody
who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive
and scared the crap out of some kids too
In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort
who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger
but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore
whose past and wisdom confused us
whose seeming betrayal shocked us
but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end
despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange
because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra
She deserved everything she got and more
In Remembrance of Colin Creevey
who we really didn’t know too well
but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war
so he must’ve done something good
besides stalking Harry
In Remembrance of Hedwig
Harry actual first friend
who lived and died SOARING

Camp Half-Blood pledge

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth
When a spider comes at me.

I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron
When a sign says, ''Free pony ride.''

I promise to remember Tyson
When friend stays by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia
When someone is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse
When someone gives me fright.

I promise to remember Bianca
When I scold my younger brother.

I promise to remember Nico
When someone doesn't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel
When a limo passes by my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls
whenever my home is beginning to unsettle

I promise to remember Beckendorf
whenever I see someone working metal

I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Micheal Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone going against the odds.

Yes, I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go.

In loving memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos

...Everyone else who died in the Titan War


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profil

When Drowning…



When rain suddenly come…

Mortal: Damn it!

PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!


Mortal: Oh My god!

PJO fans: Di Immortales!

When angry…

Mortal: Shut up!


Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!

Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!

Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!

Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!

Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!

Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away.)

Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!

Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!

Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!

Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.

Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you!


Thoughts about: Hetalia Axis Powers characters

1. Italy: PASTAAAA!!! He's so cuteeee

2. Germany: He needs a chill pill :)

3. Japan: KAWAII!

4. America: Only difference between us is that I'm a girl :D HE'S THE HERO!!!!!


6. France: *Whacks with a frying pan*

7. Russia: He scares me O.O

8. China: Pandaz are coolio :)

9. Canada: He is so shy!! He needs to come out of his shell :)

10. Belgium: Cool :D Epic best friend

11. Netherlands: ...

12. Austria: Music...I like him :)


14. Estonia: He has glasses :D

15. Lativa: ...

16. Lithuania: ...

17. Ukranie: Goddangit she has watermelons!! O.O

America (Alfred F. Jones)

You love hamburgers (x)

You think you're awesome (x)

You love to invent things (x)

You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (x)

You can seem to be very brash to other people

You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business (x)

You're terrified of ghosts (x)

You know aliens exist (x)

You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time

You wear glasses (x)


England (Arthur Kirkland)

You like tea

You were quite tough as a kid (x)

You're very sarcastic and cynical (x)

Your cooking is awful (x)

You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (x)

...But you refuse to believe in aliens

You have tried doing black magic before (x)

You get drunk quite easily

When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy

You're good at embroidery


France (Francis Bonnefoy)

You're very affectionate (x)

You think you have a great fashion sense

You like wine

You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears

You love red roses (x)

When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women

You're very proud of yourself

You love culture and the arts (x)

You're very flamboyant

You say you're a gourmet


Russia (Ivan Braginski)

You had a very sad childhood (x)

You're very tall

You have a tendency to switch between personalities (x)

You wear a scarf all the time

You love sunflowers (x)

You love vodka

You can seem intimidating to other people (x)

You're very strong (x)

You have a big nose (x) :(

You have a strange laugh that can scare people


China (Wang Yao)

You're very mature (x)

You're very superstitious

You're very religious

You love pandas (x)

You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes

You love Hello Kitty (x)

You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously

You work hard

You're good at drawing (x)

You like sweets (x)


North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

You were bullied a lot in your childhood

You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit (x)

You're very happy-go-lucky (x)

You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies (x)

You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up (x)

You're a good artist (x)

You can be clumsy at times (x)

You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something (x)

If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

You would surrender in a war situation


Germany (Ludwig)

You're very stoic and serious

Sausages are your favorite foods (x)

You like to walk dogs/your dog (x)

Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case (x)

You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T

You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules

You work very hard

Your alone time is your 'happy time' (x)

You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people (x)

You've had issues with money once or twice


Japan (Kiku Honda)

You're very mature

You think everything over before saying it (x)

You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one

You isolated yourself during childhood (x)

You became very successful in a short amount of time

You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world

You can seem cold/aloof to other people (x)

You're good at practical tasks (x)

You need time to adjust to new people (x)

You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person


Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

You are very well-raised

You're polite (x)

You love classical music (x)

You like cake (x)

You have a mole on your face (x)

You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (x)

You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (x)

You've composed music before

You tend to call people 'morons' (x)

You wear glasses (x)


Canada (Matthew Williams)

You're often ignored by people (x)

You look younger than you actually are

You love hockey (x)

You love polar bears (x)

You hate fighting (x)

You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy (x)

You often get mistaken for someone else (x)

You feel under-appreciated (x)

You're bilingual (x)

You always carry a bear with you


Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

You have a potty-mouth

You like to wear flowers in your hair

You used to be a very tough kid (x)

You're very reliable (x)

It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (x)

You're very faithful (x)

Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (x)

You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese

You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next (x)

If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it (x)


Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

You're very loyal (x)

You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together (x)

You're very serious

You have a lot of patience

You think too much about philosophical stuff

You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... (x)

You're not very confident (x)

You were quite rebellious as a child (x)

People tend to walk all over you (x)

You're a born warrior in games (x)


Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)

You love the color pink

You have a friend that you always walk all over

No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix

You act before you think

You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with (x)

….but after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them

You are able to talk like the opposite gender (x)

You talk with words such as "like" and "totally"

You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate (x)

You love ponies


Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

You love tomatoes

You're a bright thinker (x)

You have a country-bumpkin like atmosphere

You kinda insensitive (x)

You tend to go along with other people's thoughts or plans (x)

You're scary when you're angry (x)

You're passionate (x)

You have a person that you care for dearly, but they don't seem to appreciate you that much (x)

People should NOT get near you when you had alcohol

You have people that are Best Friends, but rivals at the same time


South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

You have a younger sibling that you don't get along well with (x)

…but you kinda rely on them anyway

You're friendly to girls (x)

…but you're strict and unsocial towards guys

You act strong but actually, you're a wimp

On some parts, you're weaker than your younger sibling

You have someone that cares for you dearly but you think of them as annoying (x)

You love your family, but you just don't show it (x)

You're truthful to yourself, in some cases (x)

You love pasta, pizza, gelato, and fruits (x)


Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

You have a younger sibling that you always count on

You're slightly aggressive (x)

You think you're totally awesome (x)

You have a pet bird (x)

You're loyal to your superiors/parents/teachers

You're actually punctual, strict and serious, you just don't seem like it

Some people you like, some people you just hate like insane (x)

You tend to pick on some people

You have an old friend that you just can't beat no matter what (x)

You have good friends, but they're not exactly the best people you can find


Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)

You stay neutral in thing no matter what

You are reclusive

You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to (x)

You work hard on things until they're done

You can't get along friendly with other people

But, you're kind towards siblings

You're actually quite strong (x)

You have a lot of money

You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring (x)

You had a hard past (x)


Korea (Im Yong-Soo)

You care a lot about your family

You love watching movies, and creating things (x)

You're stronger than you seem (x)

You're a Going-My-Way person (x)

You love kimchi

You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking (x)

You tend to piss off your elders (x)

You like to claim things as yours

You love games and Internet (x)

You're slightly perverted


Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)

You love Christmas and Santa

You're honest and quiet (x)

You are good at high-tech machinery

You like coming up with weird things (x)

You sense of taste is bad, as people say

You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you (x)

You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse (x)

You love saunas

You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well (x)

For some reason, you have weird naming skills (


Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)

You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet (x)

You're honest, serious, and love debates

You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it (x)

People think you're scary

You're clever with your hands (x)

You make weapons with things that people don't imagine

You're clumsy with human relationships

You tend to go against stronger people

You give up pretty quick

In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring (x)


A Hetalian's Pledge
I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.
I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.
I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.
I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.
I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.
I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.
I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.
I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.
I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.
I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.
I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.
I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.
I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.
I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.
I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.
I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.
I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.
I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.
I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.
I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.
I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.
I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays.
I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.
I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.
I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.
I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.
I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.
I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.
I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).
I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.
I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.
I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.
I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.
I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."
Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian.
Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit!

Hetalia Meme-Thing:

Name twelve of your favourite Hetalia characters in any order:-

1. America

2. England

3. Prussia

4. Canada

5. Hungary

6. Italy

7. Japan

8. Liechtenstein

9. Finland

10. Austria

11. Iceland

12. Spain

1) Have you ever read a Five/Ten fic before?

(Hungary/Austria) Yes :D

2) Do you think Three is hot? How hot?

(Prussia) Those eyes...*Nose Bleed*

3) What would happen if Six got One pregnant?

(Italy/America) HOLY CRAPOLA!! IT'S NEW JERSEY :O (My home state :D)

4) Do you recall any good fics about Nine?

(Finland) Yesh c:

5) Would Seven and Two make a good couple?

(Japan/England) Yea :)

6) Four/Eight or Four/Nine?

(Canada/Liechtenstein or Canada/Finland) I can see Canada and Liechtenstein happening

7) What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Eight in a secret relationship?

(Japan/Prussia/Liechtenstein) He would tell them that he knows and keep it a secret

(Sarah: THAT'S LAME!!!)

(Hayley: SHADDAP D:)

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a Two/Six fic.


The amber eyed country had to disguise his feelings for the British man, making it seem as if he was in love with Germany instead. But he can't deal with it anymore. A song is all that Italy needs to tell his feelings for England.


9) Is there such thing as a Four/Ten romantic fluff story?

(Canada/Austria) I haven't read one yet but there COULD be one :)

10) Suggest a title for a One/Five Hurt/Comfort fic.

(America/Hungary) ((This is my crack pairing xD))

Title: Ignorance

11) What kind of plot would you use for a Three/Eleven fic?


Prussia, Iceland, and beer. Nuff said.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven het? What about Nine slash?

(Japan/Finland) I dunno

13) If you wrote a songfic about Nine, which song would you choose?


Song: All I Want For Christmas Is You


14) If you wrote a Two/Three/Six fic, what would the warning be?


WARNING: Drunk!England, Prussia's Awesomeness, and Italy's Pasta!

15) What pick up line might Eight use on Five?


I like your flower c:

16) Challenge: Write a drabblefic for Ten/Eight.


Challenge denied :D

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?


Japan: *Takes pictures while nose bleeding*

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

(Canada/America) Canada is being ignored again :(

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? What about Three het?

(Japan/Prussia) Not sure, and yes :)

20) Does any one of your friends write or draw Eleven?

(Iceland) Not that I know of :)

21) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

(England/Canada/Hungary) It sounds interesting :D

22) What might Ten scream out at a moment of great passion?


23) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

(Hungary) This morning :D

24) What is Six's super-secret kink?

(Italy) The curl... ;)

25) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

(Iceland/Finland) Oh god *Nose bleed*

26) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

(Prussia/Japan) Prussia awesomeness obviously tops

27) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

America and Finland are in a happy relationship until Finland suddenly runs off with Canada. America, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Iceland and a brief unhappy affair with Spain, then follows the advice of Hungary and finds true love with England.

Title: Hungary's Advice (I'm lazy :P)

28) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

(Japan/Liechtenstein) Well, I'm not really sure. I guess a little sad because then I won't get to ship Liechtenstein and Switzy together D:

You know if you’re a Hetalia fan when…

You’ve been converted to Yaoism.

Refer to your country by Hetalia’s human names for them.

History is cool now and the most perverted subject along with Geography!

You want a chick, polar bear, koala, panda, etc.

You actually study history for making fics/crack pairings.

You wish Prussia still existed. (He is now a Mico-Nation! YOU CANNOT KILL ZE AWESOME PURSSIA!)

You know that a country named Sealand exists…and you want to live in it.

You can tell America and…um…oh yeah, Canada apart!

You know more about other countries than you ever did before.

The world news isn't the same…its awesome now!

You WANT to watch the news and the Olympics.

You say ‘Awesome’ a lot.

You want to learn different languages.

Pasta, tomatoes, wurst, maple syrup and hamburgers are now your favorite foods.

You wanna play the piano.

You carry around a frying pan.

You spazz out when you see a frying pan, chick, polar bear, hamburger, dog, koala, map, faucet pipe etc.

Maps are now porn.

You kick the ground or kiss it while talking to it.

You know that world peace can be possible.

You want to go to an UN meeting.

You want to become President/Prime Minister/etc. so that you can meet your Nation.

Incest is hot!

You've covered your walls/binders/textbooks with atlases.

You smile when you see labels like ‘Made in China’ or ‘Made in Russia’.

Vodka is just Russian water.

You talk Poland-like.

You say ‘kolkolkol’ when you want to give people the creeps.

You now have a creepy smile.

You’re obsessed with somebody, just like Belarus.

Your favorite animes have been replaced by Hetalia.

And last, but not least, you know that you’re a Hetalia fan when…

drum roll

You get fan-girlish/boyish over yourself after finding out you are Chinese/Korean/Russian, German/Italian, etc.


1) In Social Studies class you refer to the countries as ‘he’ or ‘she’ instead of ‘it’.

2) You are convinced that all British people are bad cooks.

3) Your mind goes to “other things” when your teacher mentions France’s “relationships” with other countries.

4) You are now a little bit wary of your Russian pen pal, lest’ he/she try to pull a fast one on you.

5) During class, while discussing Germany and Italy’s alliance in WW1, you burst out laughing….now everyone thinks you’re crazy.


The Narniac's Creed

I believe in a Lion named Aslan
Who died and rose again
For a greedy child like me.

He is good but not safe,
And the bigger I grow,
The bigger He becomes

At Aslan's roar, even the trees bow down.
Yet He comes to romp and play
With any who will join Him.

He has another name in our world.
And by knowing Him a little in Narnia,
I know Him better here.

He's not a tame Lion, it's true.
But when I am thirsty,
There is no other stream.

So I will take the adventure that Aslan sends,
And whether I live or die,
He will be my good Lord,

Until further up and further in
I finally reach His true country
And leave the shadowlands behind.

OC's Quiz

Rules: 1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC. 2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible. 3. Title the journal as "OC's Quiz" 4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want. 5. Have fun!!


1A: Hi! What's your real name and nickname?

Hello. My name is Valeria Lewis, and I do not have a nickname.

1B: What's your gender?

I am a female.

2. Interesting... how old are you?

...Let's just say that I'm 19.

3. *Whistles What's your favorite food?

Turkish Delight.

4. And your favorite drink?

Tea is perfectly fine.

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?

Everybody says that I like Ludwig Beilschmidt (Germany) but I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT LIKE HIM.

6. Aww man, what color is your hair?

Light Brown.

7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?


8. Who's your favorite author?

C.S Lewis I guess.

9. Cool, now what's your biggest fear

Failing my people.

10A: Wow, you're like a Wikipedia.Have an embarrassing experience in your past?

Takes out sword* What do you need to know that information for?!

10B: Okay then. Any Siblings?

No, but I do consider the Kirkland's my family.

11. Almost, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?

I guess Peter Pevensie is my hero; he was the best king of Narnia after all.

12. Okay, who is your worst enemy?


13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?

Like that would ever happen.

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?

I have a creator?

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?

A knight.

16. What's your worst nightmare?

Getting taken over again.

17. What's your lifelong dream?

...A dream...?

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?

Refer back to question 17

19A. Okay, where's your favorite place to relax?

The training room/

19B: Favourite music?


19C: Do you have any friends?

Some, though I barely talk to them anymore.

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?


21. We're done! Now tag whoever you want. DO IT!


What's your element?


You have a short temper

You often act on your emotions without thinking first
You are very competitive
You like to play with fire
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all
You prefer warm weather over cold weather
You often lose control over yourself
You can be quite reckless
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it
People have often called you insane



You have a calm, laid-back personality
You like to go to the beach
You rarely get angry
When you do get angry, you know how to control it
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a great swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.



You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.



You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are independent.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.


Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!

1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door

4 () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 (x) You have ran into a tree
7 ()It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow
9 (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 (x) You just tried to sing them
11 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 () You have choked on your own spit
13 (x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it..
14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 (x) You just looked at it

16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 () A LOT of People have called you slow

18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes

20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling

21 () You've fallen asleep in class

22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 () People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 () You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 () You use your fingers to do simple math
27 (x) You have eaten a bug
28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it

30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

31 () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...

32 (x) You break a lot of things

33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you

34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused
35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
36 (x) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.

37 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day

38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say

39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
40 (x) You have drawn a disformed heart

Before you can be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid :-D

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(O_O) want a waffle?
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(o_o) um no thanks
(U U )

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(U U )

(-_- )aaa ... : ok wait here let me get it out
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5 minutes later

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(U U )


Disclaimer: no waffles were harmed in the making of this production

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(O_O) YAY!! anyway want a lolipop?
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umm...(thinks back to the incident)...okay i'll take your lolipop

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(O_O) : D Im smiling...on the inside
( U U )

Mmmm...this lolipop is pretty good

This is Bunny.


Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

On the other hand, this is Kitty.

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Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!

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Join the dark side, Mwuhahahaha!!
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This is Bunny
Copy Bunny to your Personal
text to help him achieve

world domination.

(='.'=) This is bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
(")_(") profile to help him gain world domination

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!


You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You zone out even with other people.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You're profile is REALLY long.

Your computer runs out of memory.

You can't stop writing!

Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed (you know you did XD)...
Or are planning to do any of these things

24 things to do in an elevator!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

Re-post this if you laughed. XD

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.

BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS:Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the f*k out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!

A stranger stabs you in the front
A friend stabs you in the back
A boyfriend stabs your heart
Best Friends only poke each other with straws

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost

Copy/Paste if you love meat to much to ever become a vegetarian


xYou love hoodies.

xYou love jeans.

xDogs are better than cats.

xIts hilarious when people get hurt

xShopping is torture.

xSad movies suck.

xYou own/ed an XBox

xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (For 5 mins)

xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

xYou watch sports on TV.

xGory movies are cool.

xYou go to your dad for advice

xYou own like a trillion baseball caps

xYou like going to high school football games.

xYou used to/do collect baseball/football cards.

xBaggy pants are cool to wear.

xIts kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

xGreen, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.

xSports are fun.

xTalk with food in your mouth. (To annoy my friends, hehe ;D )

xSleep with your socks on at night.


xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick. ( I end up biting on my lip, if I don't)

xYou love to shop.

xYou wear eyeliner.

xYou wear the color pink.

xGo to your mom for advice

xYou consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

xYou like hanging out at the mall.

xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

xYou like wearing jewelry.

xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.

xYou were in gymnastics/dance.

xIt takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

xYou smile alot more than you should.

xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

xYou care about what you look like.

xYou like wearing dresses when you can.

xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

xYou love the movies.

xUsed to play with dolls as a little kid.

xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

I'm a BOY!!! Or a TOMBOY!!!! I'm a TOMBOY at heart!

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I love the 1% )

Imagine Justin Bieber stand on the edge of a 13 story cliff. 92% of the world would say, "NOOOOOOOOOO!" The other 8% would say, "Do a flip, do a flip!"

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I’m into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIM HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I live(d) in the COUNTRY, so I MUST (have) live(d) on a farm.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to heck

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store

I’m a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar

I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass (I'm ABOUT TO TAKE KARATE! >:(

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one”

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all


I have big boobs, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up


I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in/was in BAND, so I MUST be a dork


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian


I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled


I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST (I disagree with the government at some points. But I think everyone does, right?)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic jerk.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak (Do I have to be in marching band to love it? I don't think so, so I'm putting it down anyways)

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life

I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too


I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I can't help but BLUSH when I'm around a cute guy so I MUST be a dumb slut

I'm good at SINGING so I MUST need attention (I guess I am, I've never heard myself sing. Your ears change how you sound to yourself, did you know that?)

I'm QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up

I sit ALONE at lunch so I MUST be snobbish

I still have SLEEPOVERS with my female friends so I MUST be lesbian

I'm HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with

I sometimes say I LOVE MY FRIENDS so I MUST be gay/lesbian

I wear MAKE-UP so I MUST be ugly

I DON'T wear make-up so I MUST be an outsider

I LOVE country music so I MUST be a redneck hillbilly

When women triumph over stupid males...

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "

White man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The brown man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BROWN.

When I grew up I was BROWN. When I'm sick I'm BROWN.

When I go in the sun I'm BROWN.

When I'm cold I'm BROWN.

When I die I'll be BROWN.

But you sir, When you are born you're PINK.

When you grow up you're WHITE.

When you're sick, you're GREEN.

When you go in the sun you turn RED.

When you're cold you turn BLUE.

And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored."

The brown man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

Repost (or put on ur page) if you HATE racism...

Girls Don't Realize These Things:

Girls don't realise these things
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

Girls don't realise these things
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

Girls don't realise these things
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

Girls don't realise these things
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

Girls don't realise these things
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

Girls don't realise these things
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

Girls don't realise these things
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

Girls don't realise these things
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

Girls don't realise these things
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

Girls don't realise these things
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

Girls don't realise these things
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

Girls don't realise these things
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

Girls don't realise these things
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

Girls don't realise these things
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

Girls don't realise these things
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

Girls don't realise these things
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

Girls don't realise these things
For not being sorry anymore

Girls don't realise these things
That you can't accept me for who I am

Girls don't realise these things
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

Girls don't realise these things
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

Girls don't realise these things
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

Girls don't realise these things
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

Girls don't realise these things
That I cared

Girls don't realise these things
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Willowfae, SxcAmethyst, Sia Bakura, Balmung's Angel, Ash2112, XDVanilla, Bonesonthebrain,bonesrulz54,dirt track ditz, kyo-is-soo-hot-MINE-lol, Hayley Granger

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Post this into your profile if you're on of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, letthemusicplay, -Jessica-Bella, xxDeath's Daughterxx, i love the twilight series, Bonesrulz54, dirt track ditz, kyo-is-soo-hot-MINE-lol, Hayley Granger

My friend texted me once and asked, "What does IDK mean?" So, I replied with, "I don't know." She texted back, "OMG! Nobody knows!"


getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'mum' (was your hero)
and 'DAD' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC."If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS."Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite:

My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

If someone looks at you funny, flip them the finger.

When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!"

If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

Remember that all actions have reactions...

When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. (Or wherever you're from)
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

Something that I found on another author's bio and it touched me:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong! Please do your part to end it.

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

50 Ways to Land Yourself In Detention

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early”.

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a year 7 and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T SNOG YOU!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go " OOOHH I KNOW THIS"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, " I forgot"

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a boyfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, Storm Hawks and Teen Titans, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, PercyJackson-PeetaM-Fang-Fan11, xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx, Princess Anika Chan








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The Facts of Life (Also known as the facts of Chuck Norris)

- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
- Chuck Norris spit on a semi truck. It is now known as Optimus Prime.
- Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Nazis surrendered on May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not.
- The game of chess orginally had a piece called the Chuck Norris. It was removed because in one move, it can kill all pawns, knights, and brooks, remove the bishop of his title, de-throne the king, and marry the queen .
- Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
- Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
- The world’s top scientists are in debate. Some say that, since only one Chuck Norris exists, he should be put on the endangered species list. Most say that, since one Chuck Norris exists, the rest of the world should be put on the endangered species list.
- Chuck Norris can get McDonald’s for breakfast after 11. At Taco Bell.
- Yoda was picked from Chuck Norris’s nose.
- Chuck Norris knows the Krabby Patty formula
- Chuck Norris once fought Superman; the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
- Chuck Norris is the leading cause of death. Death is number two.
- Someone bet Chuck Norris once that he couldn’t spit over the entire ceiling of a church…Michaelangelo STILL owes him ten bucks.
- On Father’s Day, send Chuck Norris a card…just in case.
- The Spartans were the first official Chuck Norris cheerleading team.
- Superman was Chuck Norris for Halloween.
- Mike Tyson’s face tattoo and Chuck Norris’s shoe have the same pattern.
- Aliens exist, but are smart enough to leave Chuck Norris’s planet alone.
- Remember when the T-Rex was chasing the Jeep in Jurassic Park? Well, in reality Chuck Norris was chasing both the T-Rex and the Jeep.
- Most people fear the Grim Reaper; Chuck Norris sees him as a “promising rookie”.

-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the PlayStation back to Japan.

Chuck Norris can beat the Sun in a staring contest.

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell “What The Hell was That?”

Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.

Chuck Norris CAN in fact ‘raise the roof’. And he can do it with one hand.

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

Brokeback Mountain is not the name of a movie, it is the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris’ backyard

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris

Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.

Chuck Noris believes it’s not butter.

Chuck Noris can rhyme orange and purple… with each other!

Chuck Noris has already been to Mars. That’s why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Noris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Chuck Norris beard hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China.

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

According to the Encyclopedia Britannica, the Native American “Trail of Tears” has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

After returning from World War 2 unscathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It’s actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it’s simply not possible for Mr. Norris to be killed.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1436. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Chuck Norris”

As an infant, Chuck Norris’ parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

As President Roosevelt said: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris.”

Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

Before sliced bread, people used to say “That’s the greatest thing since Chuck Norris”. But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart , 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

A duck’s quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is “Charles”. Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his butt twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false – no one could survive it the first time.

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay’s potato chips, saying “Betcha can’t eat just one!” Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history’s most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

The Conclusion?


If anyone doesn't agree feel the wrath of the roundhouse kick


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Started With a Kiss by bookworm1993 reviews
Lavender and Parvarti have been teasing Hermione constantly about how she'd never been kissed or even had a boyfriend. After calling Hermione a prude one day, Lavender dares Hermione to kiss the next person that enters the hall. 5th year has started!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,618 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hermione G., Cedric D.
Taking Responsibility by Somewei reviews
[PPG Movie AU, Complete] For eleven years, Earth has been under the oppressing thumb of Mojo and the Rowdyruff Boys, but when three super-powered girls enter the picture, it becomes a game of espionage and deception.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,754 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 9/11/2017 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Blossom, Brick, Mojo Jojo - Complete
Brother Knows Best by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
Arthur won't settle for being anything less than number one in his little brother Alfred's heart. But Ivan Braginski, Alfred's best friend since childhood, is bound and determined to confess his affections to Alfred. In a fit of jealous fury, Arthur decides to get rid of Ivan by any means necessary. AU, Possessive!Arthur, Rusame.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 228,108 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/2/2017 - Published: 6/3/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Candlelight: A Twilight parody by Lovethehumor101 reviews
There were three things I was sure of: 1. Arthur was a vampire 2. There was a part of him that craved for my blood, but also made me feel safe. 3. His eyebrows, now that I think about it, are a VERY sexy feature. And that I, Alfred F. Jones had fallen for him. UkUs. I do not own Hetalia and Twilight. M for cussing and later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,756 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/2/2017 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [England/Britain, America]
The Joker's Shadow by TheForceIsStrongWithThisOne reviews
Robin receives a message from Alfred and has to return to Gotham. RobXStar, BBxRae. COMPLETE.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,322 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/18/2017 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven, Robin, Starfire - Complete
Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their wish. Follow them as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,174 - Reviews: 3145 - Favs: 5,395 - Follows: 6,974 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Viva La Vida by fourthofjuly reviews
Things can get crazy when Melody, a 16-year-old Hispanic otaku, helps a guy when he crashes into her front lawn. Now she gets a free wish...why not wish to live with the Hetalia crew forever? NOW CONTAINS BONUS CHAPTERS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,623 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Germany, America - Complete
When Two Wars Collide by MoonWatersLight reviews
Harry and Voldemort are dead, the wizarding world is at war, and Hermione and Luna are sent to Camp Half-Blood for a break from the war when they find out they're demigods. But when they arrive at Camp Half-Blood they're at war too. What happens when the two wars collide? Kinda sucky summary, story hopefully gets better, I'm new at this. Hr/NdiA, and LL/CS. T cause I'm paranoid.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Hermione G., Nico A.
Return by DevilChild101 reviews
America falls, but WHAT returns in his place? I'm sorry but this story is now incomplete until further notice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,470 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/18/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
The Story by Violet D reviews
When the Wizarding World and the Demigod Nation collide: ties are woven, enemies are made, battles are fought, and hearts are bound . Blood is shed, doubts are conceived, heroes are made, and it may just be the beginning and end of the next generation.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 122,946 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 8/5/2012
The Golden Trio at Goode by MiaHominaTelosWrit reviews
The golden trio attend summer camp and their plane ends up getting stuck in america so since they can't return to Hogwarts they end up going to Goode. Sequel to "Demigods, Witches, Wizards, and an Oracle." *Read that first
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 35,036 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
Hetalia TRUTH OR DARE by Skarloey-Birb reviews
Amy's Truth and Dare game is back in business! With a new style and new characters, it seems like it'll go smoothly after all! Besides, who doesn't want to tease the Hetalia characters a little? (Rated M for swearing, lemons in certain chapters, swearing and overall awesomeness!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,051 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 6/26/2013 - England/Britain, America, Russia, China
The Dork and the Playboy by MortisBane reviews
Alfred has never been an outgoing social guy, but when a new transfer student from France comes along will he change that? High school AU, real names used. Pairings: FrUs maybe others. Please read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,192 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 6/8/2013 - America, France
Eli and Elizaveta by Cherryappleblossom9201 reviews
Unwilling to go through with a marriage to a man she doesn't love, nobility-bred Elizaveta Hedervary cuts her hair and disguises herself as Eli, an ordinary commoner boy. Things should be so much simpler now, but they're not. First there's idiot Gilbert who's becoming increasingly harder to keep her secret from(she's beginning to wonder if she wants to.) and then war coming!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,951 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [Hungary, Prussia] [Lithuania, Belarus]
Tear Me Apart by Shadowless13 reviews
When Lovina finds out her long life crush; Antonio wants to date her sister, Lovina is left heart broken. Lovina goes and finds comfort in the person she thought she would never go to. When Antonio starts getting jealous of Lovina's new relationship with someone else, why can he be happy? Things get heated and who will be torn apart? Fem!Romano Eventual Spamano in the end!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,888 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
House of Torture by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
"This is a place you do not wish to be. A house that strips you of your will and sense of self. This is a place where you would consider yourself lucky for death to come. Most refer to it as the 'The House of Torture'." Percy didn't understand what was so painful about the house, until he, himself, was broken. Slash. Eventual Nicercy, but multiple pairings.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,929 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 7/10/2012 - [Nico A., Percy J.]
Lies to Cover up the Truth by Retrobution reviews
"Was," Ms. Stoll confirmed. Please forgive me, she thought before continuing. "Until he went to jail." Sally told Percy that Poseidon was 'lost at sea.' But what do other mortal parents tell their kids about their immortal parent?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,097 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012
Lost on Jupiter by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
Finally, Percy felt like he belonged, that he was loved, then someone had to go and take it all away from him, again. Now, Percy finds himself without his memories. Only with vague memories of an Italian man who he feels strangely for. Is that love? Sequel to My Weeks in Hell. Nico/Percy. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,420 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - [Nico A., Percy J.] - Complete
The World Is Full of Magic by what-happened-in-peru reviews
Almost starting world war three has caused the countries to be punished by going to school. So they chose Hogwarts. Many ships with Hetalia characters and HetaHarry pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,537 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 2/7/2013
The Lift by Lady Ibara Phantomhive reviews
Just a short fanfic on when Percy, Annabeth, Carter , and Sadie all meet in an elevator. Story better than summery. On hiatus until I get a chance to write.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 8/21/2012
The Son of Death At Hogwarts by JackBunjeeKiki reviews
Harry's 6th Year at Hogwarts isn't going as well as he'd like it to. Slughorn, Voldemort, and a weird new student called Nico di Angelo all add up to a massive headache for the BWL. What he doesn't know is this is just the calm before the storm. Can Harry manage to trust Nico when he needs his help most, even if he doesn't want to accept the possibility of another life lost?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,663 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Harry P., Nico A.
Above the Line by Galythia reviews
Alfred Jones is an up-and-coming actor who has hearts swooning at every turn. Arthur Kirkland, a prodigy in his field, is assigned to be Alfred's new makeup artist. Many have faltered in his position before, but the Brit is determined to succeed where others have failed. But not all is as it seems, and falling in love was not written in Arthur's contract. (D/s dynamics). Abandoned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,298 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - England/Britain, America
Demigods of the World by Chukipye reviews
Doppelgangers of the Gods are rising, as Gaea still tries to wake 100 years after Percy Jackson and Jason Grace sent her back to sleep. The Gods have children all around the world now, Roman and Greek. There are 11 out to save the day once again!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,706 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Complete
Love Me Italy by Italia Feliciana Vargas reviews
Italy. The only female to gain most of the world's attention by sending them all dazzling smiles. She has captured the hearts of nearly all of Europe, the Americas, and Asia. The bad thing is Italy doesn't even know she did! Who will win the Italian's burning love? Might change from T to M.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 73,223 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - [Russia, N. Italy] - Complete
Nancy Drew And The Case Of The Bubotuber Pus by oddment1 reviews
Someone sent a envelope of Bubotuber Pus. Who did it? Nancy Drew is on the case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,847 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Hermione G., Bess M. - Complete
Daughter of the Moon by GryffindorGirl1415 reviews
Hermione Granger has a secret. Not only is she the Brightest Witch of her Age, she is the daughter of a greek goddess, Maya Moonstone, and she is about to go on the most dangerous adventure of her life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Hermione G., Annabeth C., Percy J.
Spain And Romano's Blog by EpicJACI reviews
Guess what? Spain and Romano are starting a new blog. Care to join them? Will be updated every Friday and weekend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 110 - Words: 32,434 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Care to Spell Trouble? by EnviliciousStrawberry reviews
So, everything seemed normal for just one night...that is until unexpectedly I am thrown into the world of Hetalia! Now while trying to find a way to get back home I'm stuck living with the Awesome Trio...what's the worse that could happen? Awesome TrioxSelf Final pairing-You'll see !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 57,427 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - America, Prussia, Denmark - Complete
This Whole Mess Started With Some Chocolate by LetThereBeFlyingBurgers reviews
Merika always disagreed with Elizabeta on everything. She even said that playboy Arthur Kirkland was definetely not hot. After he gave her something for Valentine's Day, she began to fall for him. However, they end up splitting ways and head off to college. A few years later, they meet again in the Big Apple. Will their love be rekindled?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - England/Britain, America
The Corpse Groom by Mars and Kitkat reviews
Based on The Corpse Bride. Alfred is forced into an arranged marriage with a stranger named Lili. Though hesitant at first, his opinions change when he meets her. Despite falling in love with the girl of his dreams, Alfred still ends up in a tragedy, in which he learns practicing your vows in the woods may end up in your marriage to a dead groom named Arthur. Main is UsUk; AmeLiech
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,148 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - [England/Britain, America] Liechtenstein - Complete
May I Have This Dance? by KokoKuma reviews
Arthur Kirkland's the School Council President, the one with the bad attitude and temper. Alfred F. Jones' a school jock, the one obsessed with heroism. Put those two together, marooned in the school for a night, you might find some sparks flying, secrets revealed and fixed hearts. ((Rated T for Profanities, blood and mentions of abuse. USUK ))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,548 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Fred Weasley in the World of Muggles by SophieSolemnlySwears reviews
Fred and George are failing Muggle Studies. They need to stay in the muggle world so they can pass their NEWTS, so what happens when Hermione Granger lets Fred stay at her house?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 58,304 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G.
God Bless Daddy by Cocolover77 reviews
The nations all know that America is loud, obnoxious, and ignorant but what they don't know is that he's a dad. A dad to 50 states.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - America
That Perfect Child by Semper Caritas reviews
It was another day for Ludwig Beilschmidt. Another day in which Germany won and Ludwig lost, forever the loser in his internal game of tug of war. Pairing (s): LudwigxAmelia (FemAmerica)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Germany, America
Percy Jackson in Hogwarts by BlackQueen0896 reviews
Percy gets a letter from Hogwarts telling him to attend the sixth year. He is seventeen. in this story the timings are a bit different. The wizard war and the giant war are both over, To find out more please read! Read and tell me what you think!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,565 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Hermione G., Percy J.
If I Die Young by PrincessAmerica101 reviews
America is going to die in one year. This is an account of how he spends his last few months of life as a nation, rebuilding friendships, fixing mistakes, rebuilding his 'family', and being a hero at last. Cover art by Kenna Cat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,697 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - America - Complete
Not your average princess by K-the-Queen-of-Typos reviews
Hi, I'm Princess Buttercup, the supposed mute princess. I live with my two cruel sisters, my jerk father, loving mother, and many, many more people in this huge castle. There's a new person in the castel, he's intereging. His names Butch and he and his three brother want to... MARRY ME! Am I in for one crazy ride or what? Sorry, the summary sucks, but please read!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,812 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Buttercup, Butch
Ask Beast Boy by TheGirlWithTheGreenLightSaber reviews
Beast Boy's taken up a job as the advice columnist on Jump City Times, the Jump City newspaper. Under his penname, Aiman Inja, he solves peoples' problems one article at a time. Hilarity ensues. Read, review, and write your own letters to BB.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,903 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Beast Boy
You're Braver Than You Believe by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
"I'm Ginny," she extended her hand to him, smiling as he shook it, "Are you single?" "I-I what?" Bruce stammered and blinked at her as she took her hand back. "Yes, Ginny, what?" Harry asked, frowning a little as he paid no attention to Hermione. "Not me, Harry, don't get your knickers in a twist," she snorted, "I'm asking for Hermione." "What?" Hermione gaped at her.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 45,821 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Hermione G., Hulk/Bruce B.
A Good Kind of Special by Furnotheeagle50 reviews
When a new, red-furred student arrives at Elmore Junior High, all the students realize that he is special. But Zero is a good kind of special. GumballxPenny OCxCarrie
Amazing World of Gumball - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Gumball W., Darwin W., Penny, Carrie
Lucky Panties by terradog13 reviews
Tino is at the mall one day when his friend Feliks convinced him to buy and wear some panties. Afterwards, he almost falls into a fountain, only to be saved by a tall man. After that, whenever he wears panties, he always seems to get into embarrassing situations with the man!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Sweden, Finland
The Hetalia Girls Adventure by Silent Violent Lzzy reviews
Various Hetalia women get knocked up in weird and often comic circumstances with outrageous results.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,449 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/10/2011
Fourteen Days by KuroRiya reviews
Hei, KuroRiya brings you another SuFin! What else would I bring you? Tino, desperate for a friend, turns to the internet, and might have just met the man of his dreams. But why is this Swede so reluctant to meet him? Let's just say that there's something not quite "right" about Berwald. Can't tell you, would ruin the surprise! M for a reason, Eventually. SO bad at summaries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,122 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Canada's Revenge by Outakurebecca reviews
England grants Canada a wish, and Canada uses it to be noticed. America, however, gets the bad end of the deal. AmeCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,258 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Canada, America
Reversial Worlds by Kirei-Kichigai reviews
It was a simple day. Except until the mirror in the meeting hall began to act weird. Besides, England keeps saying something about "female" and "nations". Eh-? Well... It makes sense when two women crash in through the window.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Japan, America
Percy Jackson and the World by goddess6339 reviews
It's after the battle for Olympus and right when Percy and Co think they'll finally be able to take a breather, Rachel comes up with another prophecy(Not the one having to do with Romans). Now the countris are in danger and their safety rests in the hands of the demigods and their capitals, states, and cities. Will Percy and his friends be able to save the world? Warning OCs used!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013
Alone and Dying by TitanFodder reviews
America is on the brink of suicide when he learns how the other countries really see him, so what happens when he sees his boyfriend cheat on him? CanadaXAmerica CanadaXFrance WARNING: Yaoi, some sexual themes, some swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,689 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - America, France, Canada - Complete
Finderella by NuggetSaurus reviews
Once upon time... After Tino's parents die he is forced to live with his stepfather and his sons. For years he's treated like a slave, and the only ray of sunshine is his mice friends. But can an invitation card from a prince chance his miserable life? Mix between Hetalia and Cinderella. Sufin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Birds and Flowers by WitchhPrincess reviews
Prussia's getting all emotional and France and Spain've gotta pick up the pieces. Contains: PruHun, AusHun and BTT (friendship)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2013 - France, Hungary, Prussia, Spain - Complete
Maiden Voyage by MaplePucks reviews
The year is 1912 and to help ease growing tensions across Europe, England invites several nations on a luxury cruise. Well, mostly to show off his proudest achievement but they don't need to know that, Yes, passage aboard the R.M.S Titanic is just what everybody needs to start relaxing. *UsUk, PruCan, GerIta, AusHun, France. Language, violence, peril.*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/26/2013 - England/Britain, America, Austria, Hungary
Everything's Not What It Seems by ShabyShabs reviews
Alex and Justin are siblings sent to Hogwarts to learn about magic just like their father. There they meet new friends, fall in love, and find out that truly everything is not what it seems. **ON HOLD**
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 98,250 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Harry P., Alex R., Justin R.
London Calling by MunchyLevelShenanigans reviews
Meet Alfred F. Jones, a 19 year American who works as a waiter. Now Ludwig Beilschmidt, a fresh out of college engineer who just wants a job. These two young men have little in common, but one similarity seems to keep bringing them together. They both live in the same shitty flat complex in London. See how Ludwig and Alfred live their young lives and cause nothing but chaos!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,444 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [America, Germany]
Moving Forward by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
Neither boy knew how this had started. Since the day their mother had died and they had been separated, most likely. They would come here all the time when they were younger. It wasn't until after this special day, a day called Mother's Day, had been invented that they came out only once a year to speak with her and offer her flowers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/12/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Dead End by The QAS reviews
An eleven-year-old Annabeth has the adventure of a lifetime. Pre-Lightning Thief
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 66,961 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Theodore N., Annabeth C.
Slender: The Sixteen Pages by sighttoseewasme reviews
The characters from Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, and The Hunger Games find themselves trapped in Slender Man's forest. Can they get out, or will Slender Man get to them first? AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
In Darkness, There is Light by rose4u reviews
Hermione was only supposed to survey Camp Half Blood. That was it. She was supposed to go back to Hogwarts, get a cup of tea, and spend time in her home with a good book and read. But, of course, when has things ever followed the plan?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,056 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Hermione G., Nico A.
Flowers For My Valentine: A Pewdiecry fanfic by Pewdiecry reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Pewdie finally musters up the courage to ask Cry a very important question. A short, little fic I wrote in celebration of Valentine's Day! This was requested by OrangeRook, and a very good request this was c: Enjoy!
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 145 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Complete
Hogwarts and Camp Half Blood exchange students by lemon-usa-kame-chan reviews
Camp Half-Blood and Hogwarts decide to do a student exchange program. What will happen to the characters we know and love? Honorary sorting, new relationships, and Ponies that sing without pants on. Want to read more?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012
Past Lives by wolfie22 reviews
Hermione is thrust into the Marauders' lives during their 7th year. Can she save them while avoiding Voldemort and his Death Eaters?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 58,655 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Flower by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
Romano was in a bad mood since he heard Spain talking to Austria about trading him for his little brother. Did no one like him better than Veneziano? The eldest Italian didn't believe it until he meets the blonde boy. HRE/Chibimano. Rated T just for Romano's mouth. One-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Holy Roman Empire, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
It Started With a Prank: Books and Pranks Book One by vcbxnzm21 reviews
An innocent prank gone wrong, the death of more than one family member, a trial, people who don't want them together, and summer drama can only bring two opposite people together. But in the end will they be together or farther apart because books and panks usually don't mix? Book One of the Books and Pranks Usually Don't Mix Trilogy! Orignally Books and Pranks Usually Don't Mix
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,416 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Life Project: The Nobodies by DominoTyler reviews
So you've read The Life Project and now you're wondering...what about the others? What happened to Ron, Seamus, Cho, Lavender, Harry, Dean, Parvati and Luna while Draco and Hermione were falling in love and Blaise was saving Ginny from Bellatrix Lestrange? Find out in this threequel, The Nobodies. Lots of pairings!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,421 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Ron W., Cho C. - Complete
When Two Worlds Collide by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
A year had already passed ever since the Telmarines were defeated. All was well in Narnia. Until one day, a prophecy was revealed and a certain bushy-haired bookworm found herself lost in a world where magic was… different. BONUS CHAPTER IS UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 180,468 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Hermione G., Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Harry Potter and the Olympians by luckyskul1 reviews
The Battle of Manhattan has ended, and the gods and heroes of Olympus were victorious. Percy thought he would be able to rest for a while. He thought wrong. Now, he and his friends have been called back to Camp Half-Blood by Chiron, in order to travel to the wizarding world and help the wizards win their own war. Canon ships only, limited romance. Rated T for language/violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,364 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Young Love Affair by awesomegirlz4ever reviews
Buttercup and Butch fall in love when they are twelve but the Rowdyruff Boys move away leaving three Powerpuff Girls broken hearted. What happens when 5 years later the Boys come back? Will they choose their first true love or will other people get in the way?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Buttercup
Big Brother, Baby Sister by BTRlover98 reviews
100 moments between Kendall and Katie.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,696 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Kendall, Katie K.
Facebook Wars by RoseMaple reviews
Panem and the Wizarding World decide to get facebook. Read as the two worlds clash. Cato and Draco fight over who's sexier, President Snow and Voldemort debate who's eviler, Dumbledore and Seneca are convinced that their beards are the coolest and Peeta and Harry wonder who's really the Boy Who Lived. Find out who's really the sexiest, evilest, coolest and immortal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012
The Last Marauder by Resa Aureus reviews
In the wake of the war, Dumbledore's portrait gives Hermione a task that could change the course of history if she succeeds, but unravel time itself if she fails. 1ST PLACE WINNER of the Energize W.I.P. Awards for "Most Promising Harry Potter Fan-Fiction"! IN THE PROCESS OF BEING BETA'D.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 238,062 - Reviews: 2813 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Falling in Love with the Pranksters by Aigel Luna Faye Potter-Black reviews
At the start of the Golden Trio's fourth year, Hermione and the Weasley Twins got closer and Hogwarts will see a new side of our favorite book-worm. Goblet of Fire never existed, but Yule Ball still remains. Adopted by: AkaShiroKuro
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Hermione G., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Years after by Daughter-of-Poseidon627 reviews
20 year's after Lemonade Mouth. Almost everything is the same. Except some things. Like the fact they have kids! Please read the first chapter to know who is who's kid. Please read! Rated T for safety. Let me know if I should change the title.
Lemonade Mouth - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 91 - Words: 92,583 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011
Howling by aForgottenWeasley reviews
When Hermione is bitten by Greyback during the final battle, she runs away to deal with what her life is soon to become. Nearly two years later, a friend persuades her to go back home and let everyone know she is alive and okay. Finding out what Hermione has become, who will accept her and who will not?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,337 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Girl Who Read and The Boy With Bread by AnnyLovett reviews
Hermione gets into Panem by accident. Shocking. But one boy here is more than great. The boy with bread. Peeta Mellark. Multi-chapter. Might be rated T sooner or later. We'll see.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hermione G., Peeta M.
Life Without You by GiulietteRaaz reviews
Mr. & Mrs. Weasley are gone for a week. The young Weasleys throw a party where things get out of hand and hidden emotions are revealed. What will be done about them? What happens when there's a deeper meaning to what's been going on in Fred's mind? Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,252 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Speed of Change by Naomi S. Goldson reviews
Hermione stepped in just in time to save Fred during the Battle of Hogwarts. Now, a month later, a marriage law is passed and Fred and Hermione have been matched. Will they learn to love each other? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,749 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W.
The Plan by Amy Kristell reviews
Voldemort has a plan which has brought Hermione to Panem. There, Hermione will face danger and create new friends in the midst of a bloody battle while trying to uncover the plot which has brought her there in the first place.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,204 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Hermione G.
There She Stayed by Hermioneweasleypotterriddle reviews
Hermione falls for Fred. Fred falls for Hermione. They got together. But He Left. Fred and Hermione through the years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,745 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Prisoner by Resa Aureus reviews
The Battle at Hogwarts just ended and Voldemort has been defeated, but his escaped followers still linger. Right after the fight, Hermione myseriously disappears. The Order goes on the hunt for her and once she's found, something's a little...different. Rated M for violence and language. The Sequel "Captive" is now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,446 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
You're Stronger Than You Think by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
"Your family, they're about a bajillion miles away, worrying over you, you're worrying over them, but you're away from them to protect them, and that makes you a strong man, because it's hurting you and hurting them too, but you all just deal with it because you love each other." "Is there a relative point to this pep talk, Tony?" "You're a good freaking dad, Banner."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Hermione G., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Battle of the Changelings by DreamWriterx3 reviews
Beast-Boy's brother comes to Jump City and there becomes an attraction between him and Raven. He happens to be hot, 6'2, smart, cool, overly confident...and highly suspicious. My first ever FanFic! BBXRAE DISCLAIMER FOR IMAGE: It's from DC Comics itself! But yes...it's beautiful. And it's from Google.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 62,525 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
It Starting with a Meeting by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
He wasn't very tall. No, he was barely reaching my height and, well, I wasn't very tall either. It was to be expected, though. He was only thirteen. And, damn, was he a cute little thirteen year old. Nico/Leo. One-Shot. Yaoi
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Nico A., Leo V. - Complete
My Weeks in Hell by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
Hera said she put Percy into "sleep" all the months he was missing,but she didn't.Another god got to Percy before she could.Now,Percy is trapped in the Underworld,Nico his only company.But the Ghost King has a secert of his own.Nico is in love with him.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,966 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
¡Ask Hetalia! by Hated-ppl-friend reviews
Welcome to the game show where you can ask the most perverted questions to the Hetalia characters and my OC Mexico ! You may also dare! So have fun, Beware, and don't be offended, Hetalia is very stereotypical! Rated T for language and mentions of smex!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,643 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011
The Life Project: The Magic of Music by DominoTyler reviews
Sequel to my "The Life Project" story. Now that Hermione and Draco have taken the role of child, how will Ginny and Blaise handle it? And will Bellatrix escape and seek revenge now that Hermione is in such a helpless state? Read to find out. Disclaimer!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,856 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Blaise Z., Ginny W. - Complete
The Life Project by DominoTyler reviews
Due to coplaints from parents, the sixth and seventh year students are now taught a life class, starting with their Survival Project! They have a house, kids, bills to pay, things to buy...Lots of ships but mainly Draco/Hermione. Enjoy! Disclaimer's here!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4267 - Favs: 8,413 - Follows: 4,604 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Counting Petals Instead of Thorns by TheoforeNott4 reviews
Hermione expected to spend her summer sightseeing Greece. She never thought that she'd find love.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Hermione G., Leo V. - Complete
April Fools! by DominoTyler reviews
Fred has the greatest prank ever for Hermione. The greatest part? It's not really a prank. Hermione/Fred, 2012 April Fools Fic. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Only a Pretense by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
In order to save her parents, Hermione Granger had to give up everything, even her identity… and femininity. Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 256,474 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Life Project: Epilogue by DominoTyler reviews
The notorious epilogue of my Life Project story has arrived! Now Draco and Hermione have their own children and their own life! Plus, a little surprise for my faithful readers at the end. R&R! Please enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
If I Die Young by Myra Winters reviews
Based on the song from The Band Perry. The Final Battle with a Tragic twist. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
You and I will Fall in Love by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 4355 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
The Child of Apollo by RachelApollofan reviews
We all know that Hermione is a witch, what they didn't know that she was half-blood, see her from her birth to her death, watch her fall in love with her best friend and try to survive from the monsters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Hermione G., Connor S.
Toast Dust by Pink Wolf Princess reviews
The B-Squad plan their costumes for the upcoming Halloween ball.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Bridge C., Z D. - Complete
History repeating itself by OliverHermioneL reviews
Athena vowed that she would make sure that Hermione wouldn't make the same mistake as Rowena but she is finding it more and more impossible to prevent it. First crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Hermione G.
Remember the Time by JasonPiper22 reviews
Hermione had just discovered that she is a half-blood now that is the easy part but she also learned that there is a prophecy concerning a union between her and a child of Hermes and if she doesn't agree to it, it could destroy Olympus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Hermione G.
My Favorite Way by angellwings reviews
Z/Bridge. "Z tiptoed into the B-squad common room. She couldn't sleep. It was Christmas Eve, and no matter what she did she couldn't sleep." For Standard-Ang3l. Just a drabble.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Bridge C., Z D. - Complete
Blaise's Diary by Misty Glow reviews
Hermione finds Blaise Zabini's diary and makes a surprising discovery. COMPLETE Hermione/Blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,909 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Theirs by Banana Flavored Eskimo reviews
She would make a magnificent Goddess... Luke/Hermione pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Hermione G., Luke C. - Complete
Reading is Sexy by musicmagic7 reviews
"Reading is sexy, Draco." Hermione said. "Prove it," He replied. This is the story of how Hermione Granger proved to Draco Malfoy that Reading is Sexy, and how they fell in love in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,732 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
As Real as it Seems by diamond-helen reviews
Hermione knew the final battle would change everything, but she never expected this. Continues from DH, no epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,902 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Prophecy by Emachinescat reviews
Sequel to Dark Schemes, Darker Secrets. Voldemort is back, and he is not happy. Especially since there is another prophecy concerning both Harry Potter and Joe Hardy. Meanwhile, the Hardys begin to discover their own magical powers and head to Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,780 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Complete
Pureblood Princess Diaries by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
The war had ended and new leaders were appointed, King Troy and Queen Helen Gardner.Hermione Granger, a typical 7th year student, is doing what a teenager normally does. But what if one big confession of her parents completely changed her life? Dramione..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,863 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Schemes, Darker Secrets by Emachinescat reviews
Fenton Hardy has a secret. A secret that causes an old man named Albus Dumbledore to appear on the Hardys' doorstep with disturbing news.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,702 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Randomality by Corrupted Desires reviews
Random events that take place during, before, after and around the Animality Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006
Apprentice of a Meddling Old Coot by Corrupted Desires reviews
Third in the Animality Series: Dumbledore decides that he's just about ready to retire and trains an apprentice. Can Hermione survive the training to become the Greatest Witch in the World?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,074 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005
Gryffindor Lioness by Avalon Estel reviews
Hermione always was a strongwilled person. An alternate Yule Ball scene, movieverse. [Oneshot: Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Chips of Chocolate by Corrupted Desires reviews
Sequel to Animality: A combination of pranks turns into a dangerous blend... For Fred, George and Moody! The Order has been turned into kids and their only hope lies in the hands of the Weasley Twins! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,366 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
Animality by Corrupted Desires reviews
Trio's 5th Year AU: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, Ginny and Draco are turned into hybrid wild animals thanks to a multiple potions accident. Can Snape cure them before he goes insane? COMPLETE (You need to log in for your reviews if you want me to actually answer your questions!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,547 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
I'm Bored by Avalon Estel reviews
By Alu. When the Marauders are bored...well, let's just say it's not pretty. No slash! [One-shot: COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Sirius Black's Day Care Center by Avalon Estel reviews
By my sis Alu. Sirius opens a day care center, as the title implies. Things really stray from the original plan, and include ambushes, torture, and general insanity. Chapter Seven up! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,738 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Attack of the Giant Lemon by Am I Missing reviews
Written by my 9 yr old brother under the influence of Coke **Not a Smutfic** Hermione turns into a... lemon? R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/5/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Locket Secret reviews
A prophecy was sent through a letter to the countries 17 years ago, which stated that a country would break a rule. As to which rule was broken, they do not know but there is only one thing they do know: It includes an American girl with a locket and her two friends. Now the countries are on the hunt for this girl, and when they find her they will be shocked at the secret hidden.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain, America, OC
Sk8er Boi reviews
Adopted by wolfie18. First in The Granger Crew Series. After a public claim, Hermione has to leave Hogwarts with Luna and Blaise. Where else do they go to? Camp Half-Blood! Embark on the adventure of love, mysteries, and murder. Rated T for Some Swearing and Tacos. Nico Di Angelo/Hermione Granger Luna Lovegood/Blaise Zabini Harry Potter/OC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Hermione G., Nico A.
Oreos reviews
"Hi. It's me Hermione Granger, in case you didn't know. If you're listening to these tapes then that means you're looking for me. I don't know who you are but you're either a wizard or witch, or you're a demigod. This is something important you need to know: These tapes have clues to my whereabouts, but there's a catch. You need to team up with one another."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Hermione G.
Scattered reviews
Many short stories related to each other. "Hey wait! What's your name?" "Hermione. Yours?" "Percy...I guess I'll see you around?" "Yes, I guess." Percy/Hermione T for some cussing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Hermione G., Percy J.
Tell Me Something I Don't Know reviews
A fight between the Golden Trio causes Hermione seeking for revenge. Songfic - Tell Me Something I Don't Know by Selena Gomez. Takes place in OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Me And You reviews
"Just Me and You Fred." A Battle of the Bands can create embarrassing moments, and cute couples. Songfic- Me and You by Coco Jones Tyler James Williams. F/Hr Oneshot. Mentions of past R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
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