Poll: In my LOK fic, "The Other Side of Me", should Bolin and Asami end up together? Vote Now!
Author has written 14 stories for Legend of Korra, Revolution, Ninja Turtles, Breaking Bad, and Master and Commander.
Congratulations. You've successfully made your way onto my profile. And if you're selling raffle tickets, go away. Readers and reviewers only. But if you are a reader or reviewer, I suppose I might as well give you the details about myself. I've written ten stories. The TMNT fic and the Revolution ones are pretty good, if I do say so myself, but the LOK ones are more of the ones I wrote when I was getting into Fanfiction, so they aren't that good. But I won't stop you from checking them out if you want to. Read away.
Name: Boasamishipper (call me Boa)
Age: Wouldn't you like to know? Hehe, older than one but younger than a hundred.
Favorite Fan Fiction Reads: Legend of Korra, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Pokémon, Primeval, House of Anubis, Hunger Games, Revolution, Supernatural, Criminal Minds, Star Wars, Sherlock BBC, NCIS, Breaking Bad, White Collar, and Harry Potter
News: Episodes of the Legend of Korra are changing to Friday nights at 8:30/7:30 central! Spread the word!
A Bit Bout Me: My real name is Emily, and ever since I was seven, I wanted to be a writer. I wrote several short stories, each about fifty pages long. The damage was done. I'd been bit by the writing bug, and have never recovered. When I was a bit older, I started to get more into the form of novels, making sure I'd done my best effort. And now, here I am, in 2013. I think my stuff is pretty good now, but most of my favorite authors on here know me only as a reviewer/editor. And I like that fine, too.
During the summer of 2012, I got into a show called 'Legend of Korra', on Nick, which inspired me to write more novels. I found out about Wikia, which is like Wikipedia for kids. After a while of being shunned by everyone, and no one liking my ideas, I discovered Fanfiction and have been on here ever since then. I've written some stuff, but it isn't that good. When I get the courage, maybe I'll write some more for here, but for now, I'm sticking with reviewing.
I love all of you guys, and appreciate all the PM's I've been getting with my reviews. Keep up your writing and I'll keep up mine. :)
Benjamin/Ania (They're all my design)
Least Favorite Pairings:
Ash/Dawn (AGE JUST DOESN'T MATCH!!!!)
Waiting (I have hardly any patience), slash (except for IronAmerica's work), people dissing me, people biting their fingernails, and Justin Bieber.
Three Ways to Tell if You're Obsessed With Something:
1. Your stomach is in knots whenever you think about it.
2. You can't stop thinking about whatever you're obsessed with for more than fifteen minutes.
3. You're reading on how to tell if you're obsessed with something. :) Gotcha!
Dean: "Hey, it's not even that bad. It's not even that bad, alright? Sammy? Sam. Hey, we're gonna patch you up. You'll be as good as new. I'm gonna take care of you - I'm gonna take care of you ... that's my job, right? Watch out for my pain-in-the-ass little brother? Sam? Sam? Sam. Sammy?!"
Sam: Okay, well... I'm really sorry to have to break this to you, but... your bear is sick. Yeah, he's -- he's got...
Sam: You seem pretty cheery.
The Legend of Korra:
Bolin: Who needs metalbending? We've got Naga! *whoops*
Raphael: I've got a new show for you. It's called "Does Mikey Bend That Way?"
Katniss: I thought you said he hates me.
Peeta: Haymitch hates everyone. I don't think people in general are his thing.
Danny: You're Uncle Miles?
Miles: And you're the kid who got us into this pile of shit.
I write with the freedom I cannot speak- Simone Robinson.
I look down on misguided, self-righteous people. It's amusing- Simone Robinson.
If life's a bowl of cereal (and I'm quite certain it is) Then I'm a yellow fruity loop. Not being racist or anything, because I'm sure some pink trix is gonna come complaining- Simone Robinson
Nothing is sweeter than writing a sentient mind into the slow, decaying decent to insanity- Simone Robinson
One day you'll look back and ask: What have I done? But no one will be there to answer- Simone Robinson
If I throw away your computer and tell you that you must now write on scraps of paper and serviettes that you find lying around. That you have to type everything out using only your phone and then sit for hours and hours to send anything through, would you still write? If you say yes, then you have the soul of a true writer, if not, go home- Simone Robinson
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing- i-am-turk-fear-me
Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.- i-am-turk-fear-me
Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon- i-am-turk-fear-me
I love you' is eight letters. And so is 'bullshit'- i-am-turk-fear-me
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it- i-am-turk-fear-me
I shall update as the plot bunnies bite me!- Muse2488 (Musey)
I'm afraid that it will be consigned to writer's-block hell for all eternity.- IronAmerica
Whatever you aspire to write, write it. If you quit something halfway, you don't have the makings of a true writer.- Boasamishipper
You only live once? Prove it.- Boasamishipper
Pretty girls are overrated. And I'm not just saying that cuz I'm not one.-Boasamishipper
Love is like water… You can fall in it, you can drown in it, but we can’t live without it :)- Boasamishipper
Writing is my way of releasing pent-up emotions. You have a bad day? A good one? A semi-interesting one? Let the description flow out through your fingers and onto your screen. -Boasamishipper
It's nice to see everyone hooking up. (Well, mostly everyone, but you know what I mean.) -Boasamishipper
There are four stages in life:
That was not skiing. That was walking a mile with twenty pounds strapped to your feet. -Boasamishipper
Just love life and it will love you back. -Boasamishipper
"For me, starting out so young, fanfic became my English teacher, my sex-ed class, my favorite hobby, and the source of some of my dearest friends. It also provided me with a crash course in social justice and how to respect and celebrate diversity, both of characters and fic writers." —Kelli Joyce.
Sarcasm is just wisdom for the hyper-aware. --David Collison.
Writing is the soul's escape door. Don't be afraid to walk through it :) --Becky Oakey.
"I like this character. I wonder what they'd look like beat up and crying." - Tumblr post
You say Twilight. I say Harry Potter.
You say Vampires. I say Wizards.
You say Renesmee, the Half-Blood vampire. I say Professor Severus Snape, the Half-Blood Prince.
You say Jacob Black. I say Sirius Black.
You say Team Edward. I say Team Weasley.
You say Edward Cullen. I say Cedric Diggory.
You say Bella & Edward. I say Ron & Hermione.
You say Bella. I say Bellatrix.
You say the Volturis. I say the Malfoys.
You say Stephanie Meyer, the joker. I say J. K. Rowling, the Queen.
You say shape shifters who change when they're pissed. I say werewolves who contort in the moonlight.
You say "romance". I say adventure.
You say emo girl who can't fight her own battles. I say feisty ginger who packs a mean punch.
You say Washington. I say Scotland.
You say American. I say British.
You say divorce. I say death by evil leader.
You say Victoria. I say Voldemort.
You say Charlie. I say James.
You say 'Oh my gosh they're making the final part into 2 movies'. I say 'Yeah, they're copying a series they can never live up to'.
You say 7 amazing years worth of emo girls and I-had-spicy-tuna vampires. I say 14 PHENOMENAL years worth of suspense, adventure, drama AND humor.
You're in a phase that will blow over in a year or two. I'm in an era that will never not see the light(:
Because Twilight is just a phase...Harry Potter is a way of life
Our Charlie works with dragons - yours is a bad parent.
Our Bella was a psychotic fighter - yours couldn't fight her way out of a paper bag.
Our James was a Marauder - yours was a creepy guy.
Our Alice still loves her son even though she lost her mind - yours is an irritating, overly preppy child.
Our Blacks are a complicated ancient family warring between them over the rights of good and evil - yours are two idiots who think they know everything.
Our Robert Pattinson is good, loyal, man who died fighting Voldemort - yours sparkled in the sun.
Our werewolf died trying to create a better world for his son to live in - yours fought over a girl who was already taken and then fell in love with her daughter.
Sincerely, Harry was here first.
LAW OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
Here, as one brilliantly gifted user (check out minnichi on this site) so beautifully put it in an "official" review (this is from another site, mind you). The sections emboldened are the parts that you should pay attention to.
"I tried my best to be fair in this section, and I've examined each of your characters closely. As of now, they have...little to no development. Development starts with a personality, which grows into unique flaws in each individual that they must learn from as the story progresses. Your story consists of so much dialogue that I can't sense much of a personality from anyone at the moment. There's a complete lack of inner reflection, one of the keys of personality. That can sometimes be fixed within the dialogue, but what they say as of now still doesn't contribute much to character. I know that [omit] does start to change later on regarding her views about [omit], butcharacter development is much more than just stating that it happens. We're not shown these actual changes, nor are there any traces of emotion to pick up from. Your characters arehindered most by the simplistic, sometimes unrelated dialogue, and you have to gear the story to show us what goes on in their heads. I see great effort in some areas, but they lack basis. You mustdevelop the personality before you can believably tell us why someone is sad, for instance.Naming emotions right now doesn't create the connection it needs to the characters, and as of now this [fanfiction] really needs to pick up on that. They are great characters waiting to be heard! I know you can do it."
The 21 Fanfiction Commandments
1. Thou shalt not intentionally write crappy fanfiction.
2. Thou shalt not publish fanfiction unless thy or thine beta knows the difference between their, they’re, and there.
3. Thou shalt not review thine own fanfiction, whether thou dost so anonymously or logged in to thine account. If thou wish to speak to a reviewer, send thine reviewer a PM.
4. Thou shalt not behave like a brat if thine fanfic receives constructive criticism, even if it be harsh.
5. Thou shalt not write a self-insert character who becomes the love interest of the main character in the series for which thou art writing.
6. Thou shalt learn to be humble while receiving both praise and critique
7. Thou shalt not create false profiles to review thine own stories for the sake of raising the review count.
8. Thou shalt not place thy fanfiction up for public viewing whilst demanding that only positive reviews be left.
9. Thou shalt not plagiarize any author’s work.
10. Thy lemons shall be properly grown, being both anatomically accurate and physically possible.
11. Thou shalt not withhold a chapter from thy story because thy story is not getting reviews.
12. Thou shalt not try to start a flame war with people who leave constructive criticism.
13. Thou shalt take flames with a grain of salt.
14. Thou shalt know the difference between a flame and a review full of constructive criticism.
15. Thou shalt permanently remove any plagiarized stories the first time after thou hast been caught posting them.
16. Thou shall spell the names of canon characters correctly. If thou dost not know how to spell the name of a canon character, thou shalt consult Google, Wikipedia, or the character selection bar in the filter tab for thy fandom’s fanfiction.
17. Thou shalt not change the names of canon characters if thou country’s dub did not change them.
18. If thou must write a story involving pregnancy that is not a parody, thou must depict pregnancy accurately.
19. Thou must understand the meaning of parody and satire.
20. If writing a fanfiction that is not in thine native language, thou shalt get help from a beta who is fluent in that language.
21. If thou shalt break any of these commandments, may thine payoff be worth it, for there art no rules in art but that thou art be good.
However, AlmightyGodAbove and Satan of Hell may leave thou some interesting reviews if thou break more than five of these commandments.
Created by a crazy group of writers: the Underground Fanfictioners, whom I am proud to be a part of. :)
The Twelve Days of Ficmas
by the writers of the Underground Fanfictioners
On the first day of Ficmas, my gift to readers is: a weird cliffhanger ending and a wolfmunk in a pear tree.
On the second day of Ficmas, my readers gave to me: two glowing reviews and a wolfmunk in a pear tree.
On the third day of Ficmas, I woke up just to see: three updated fics, two glowing reviews and a wolfmunk in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Ficmas, my imagination gave to me: four new story ideas, three updated fics, two glowing reviews and a wolfmunk in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Ficmas, my reviewers gave to me: five story favorites, four new story ideas, three updated fics, two glowing reviews and a wolfmunk in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Ficmas, the UF gave to me: six straitjackets, five story favorites, four new story ideas, three updated fics, two glowing reviews and a wolfmunk in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Ficmas, my Muses gave to me: seven awkward ideas, six straitjackets, five story favorites, four new story ideas, three updated fics, two glowing reviews and a wolfmunk in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Ficmas, my characters gave to me: eight OOC moments, seven awkward ideas, six straitjackets, five story favorites, four new story ideas, three updated fics, two glowing reviews and a wolfmunk in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Ficmas, the OCs gave to me: nine awesome plotlines, eight OOC moments, seven awkward ideas, six straitjackets, five story favorites, four new story ideas, three updated fics, two glowing reviews and a wolfmunk in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Ficmas, my OCs gave to me: ten trolls-a-flaming, nine awesome plotlines, eight OOC moments, seven awkward ideas, six straitjackets, five story favorites, four new story ideas, three updated fics, two glowing reviews and a wolfmunk in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Ficmas, my mind did give to me: eleven pairs-a-shipping, ten trolls-a-flaming, nine awesome plotlines, eight OOC moments, seven awkward ideas, six straitjackets, five story favorites, four new story ideas, three updated fics, two glowing reviews and a wolfmunk in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Ficmas, the fandom gave to me: twelve romantic subplots, eleven pairs-a-shipping, ten trolls-a-flaming, nine awesome plotlines, eight OOC moments, seven awkward ideas, six straitjackets, five story favorites, four new story ideas, three updated fics, two glowing reviews and a wolfmunk in a pear tree.
My Favorite Characters
Revolution: Danny Matheson (RIP), Aaron Pittman, Maggie Foster (RIP), and President Kelly Foster.
Supernatural: Sam Winchester *drools* and Dean Winchester. Yes, I am a Sam girl. Not that Dean isn't a mega-hottie, he is, but my heart goes out to our favorite Sammy.
Sherlock BBC: Dr. John Watson, DI Lestrade, and Sherlock Holmes. John is my favorite by far (not that Sherlock isn't awesome, he's brilliant), I think that Martin Freeman portrays him the best out of all of the Sherlock Holmes remakes. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle would be proud. :) Since I'm on the subject of Sherlock BBC...WHEN THE H-E-DOUBLE TOOTHPICKS IS SERIES THREE COMING OUT? IS IT OCTOBER 31ST OR JANUARY 2014? I MUST KNOW!!! *coughs* Sorry, moving on. Sometimes the fangirl in me can't be contained.
And the answer is January 19th, 2014. Can't wait for Sherlock season 3!!!! :)
Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn, Han Solo, Princess Leia, and Padmé Amidala. Obi-Wan is Obi-Wan, need I say more? :) I love reading H/C fics about him, I think it's an obsession.
Criminal Minds: SSA Derek Morgan *drools* and SSA Dr. Spencer Reid. These babies are all mine, LOL. No explanation required.
Harry Potter: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin...to save time, pretty much everyone except for Voldemort and Umbridge. *shudders*
Legend of Korra: Bolin and Asami Sato. If you couldn't tell from my name, I am a die-hard shipper of Boasami, even though it's probably never going to happen. I think they have great chemistry that needs to be shown.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Michelangelo, Raphael, Leonardo, Donatello, Master Splinter, April O'Neil, and Casey Jones. I love all the turtles the same and I think Splinter is awesome and fatherly to the extreme. If anyone wants to read a wonderful fic about April, check out Falling by FantasiaWandering. If you haven't read it, you're missing out. Casey Jones I only recently started to like, I think he's a total badass and I really wish there were more fics about him.
NCIS: Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo *drools* and Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs. I love, love, LOVE their father/son relationship with one another and the episodes "Missing", "Requiem", and "Flesh and Blood." If you haven't seen this series, you are seriously deprived.
Pokémon: Ash Ketchum. Yes, that is pretty much it. I ship him with my own OC, Clydie Frazier. No Misty, no May, no Dawn. Just Clydie.
Primeval: Stephen Hart *drools* and Nick Cutter. I hate the writers of Primeval for killing them off, I really do, and as such stopped watching after Nick died. *sobs* Why, Adrian Hodges and Tim Haines? Why?!
House of Anubis: The entire gang, but especially Fabian Rutter and Nina Martin. I wholeheartedly ship Fabina, I think it's the best ship to sail on.
Hunger Games: *sighs* Finnick Odair, Johanna Mason, Wiress, Beetee, Rue, Haymitch, and Annie Cresta. Not Peeta, Gale, or Katniss, but them. And that's that. I have left that fandom a long time ago, but those characters will always hold a special place in my heart.
Breaking Bad: Jesse Pinkman, Hank Schrader, Steve Gomez, and Walter White. I'm about halfway through the show and I love it to death already. If you haven't seen it, I recommend it to everyone. :)
What I Am Working On Currently:
A Turtle-tastic Road Trip! (Complete)
ONESHOT DEDICATION: Even ninjas need a day off! As April and her dad take our favorite ninjas out to a special spot, stories are told, thoughts are revealed, and friendships are shared. Birthday fic to Muse2488. Hope you like it, Musey! Read and review!
Am I Needed? (Complete)
Aaron's wondering how his life went down the toilet in the last fifteen years. Sorry for the lame summary. Rated T unless someone else has a better idea. :)
Explain Why My Life Turned Sour (Complete)
Aaron doesn't have to wonder why his life went wrong anymore. The woman who caused it sits three feet away from him. Second in my 'Am I Needed' verse, and will write more when I get some reviews.
Doped Up (Complete)
"They got him doped up big-time." Walt thinks, on a subconscious level, that Jesse is "doped up big-time" probably more than half the day, but this time, he's not doped up on crack, pot or meth. He's doped up on life-saving medicine. Oh, the irony. Mild language. Spoilers for 1.06.
First Impressions Are Key (Complete)
Prequel to 'Am I Needed?' You never have a second chance to make a first impression, and Aaron has never hated that quote more.
Irony's a Bitch (Complete)
Three bullet shots echoed in the still air, and Danny felt pure, undiluted agony. Spoilers for the last few awful, sad, agonizing minutes of 1.11 'The Stand.' Please R&R!
Like a Horror Movie (Complete)
Jesse chokes back a laugh. "What's so funny?" Walt asks, adding pressure to the wound. "I've been in the business for seven years, haven't gotten hurt once. Seven months with you and I'm bleeding out in a fucking warehouse." He takes a harsh breath. "Yo, man, what kind of world is this?" Language. Possible spoilers for seasons one and the beginning of two.
Aaron had a new entry on the list of how many times he felt useless. At this rate he was going to run out of paper. Part Four in the ‘Am I Needed?’ verse. Aaron’s thoughts during 1.15. You guys know the drill.
Eternal Affections (In Progress)
AU. After the Blackout, Maggie Foster thought she was alone in the world. But she wasn't. Kelly, her estranged older sister, was all she had left. And Maggie wasn't about to let her go. Alternating between the past and the present. My first multi-chap story! Please review! Currently on hiatus.
The Other Side of Me (In Progress)
"Asami, what're you on about?" Mako asked in disbelief, as if Asami had turned into a platypus bear. "Bolin's dead." AU. Chaos, violence, swearing within. Complications will ensue. Please R&R!
Original Characters in The Other Side of Me
Midori (Sato): Adopted by Asami Sato when she was twelve, she considers Asami and Bolin her older brother and sister. Before she was adopted, Midori was a street orphan whose entire family was killed by the Agni Kais (but they only left her alone because she is a non-bender). Bolin visited her weekly and gave her food and water and occasional shelter at his and Mako's apartment above the pro-bending arena. She was absolutely heartbroken by Bolin's "demise" and attended his funeral, which was where she met Asami. In the present day, she is sixteen years old, an easy-going, happy, and loving teenager.
Gainika: The Section Leader of the Agni Kais. Ruthless and absolutely deadly, none of the battle-hardened warriors underneath her are willing to challenge her authority. She struck a deal with Lightning Bolt Zolt and the Triple Threat Triads, saying that in exchange for their gangs working together, she would spy on Bolin and pretended to be his loving girlfriend for almost a year and a half. Gainika is a master of manipulation and deceit, who knows exactly how to use everyone around her for her own personal benefit. (Definitely the best villain in this fic with Lightning Bolt Zolt being a close second.)
Liao: A Recruit of the Agni Kais. He has been a Recruit for almost three years, and has been Xin's partner for most of that time. He's smart, an excellent firebender, and considers himself to be something of a ladies man (always flirting with pretty girls that he sees). He and Xin have a little-brother/big-brother friendship with one another. He was required to torture Bolin in Chapter 10, and after Xin got hurt protecting Liao from a CID, Liao made the decision to try and help break Bolin out of prison.
Xin: The Senior Recruit out of him and Liao, he's always looking out for his younger partner and even takes a beating for him in Chapter 12. He likes to joke around, mainly focusing on the relationship between Gainika and Lightning Bolt Zolt, but is very serious when it comes down to spying, his firebending, and doing Agni Kai work.
Satoshi (Ash) Daichi: The seventeen-year-old sarcastic teenager first appeared in chapter six, then proceeded to make several cameo appearances in the following chapters. The Agni Kais and the Triple Threat Triads kidnapped him off the sidewalk in front of Satoshi's brother, Hikaru, and his brother's girlfriend, Mai Zhen. Gainika stuck him into the same cell as Bolin, and the two became fast friends. He took a bullet intended for Bolin and died in Bolin's arms, making Bolin promise that once he got out, he'd have to tell Mai that Satoshi loved her. His death still haunts Bolin, causing Bo to experience frequent nightmares about his passing. He and Hikaru have a brotherly bond like no other, as said by Mako. He normally went by Ash, a nickname that Hikaru came up with, and was extremely sarcastic, kind and brave.
Hikaru Daichi: He appeared for the first time in Chapter 11, when Mako showed up at his house to interview his family about Satoshi's disappearance. Mako learned in their talk that Hikaru blamed himself for Ash's kidnapping and wished it had been him, and that Hikaru loved his brother more than life itself. Mako gave the distraught twenty-year-old his card and told him to call anytime. Ash had had a crush on Hikaru's girlfriend, Mai, but that didn't affect his and Ash's relationship in the slightest.
Vanek: Vanek is one of Bolin's friends from college in Ba Sing Se and is also a psychology major. He does stand-up comedy acts at a student bar and, according to Bolin, is always good for a laugh. He was one of the first people that Bolin met when he came to Ba Sing Se, and is currently dating Akari.
Tukka: Tukka is one of Bolin's friends from college in Ba Sing Se and is also a psychology major. He always beat Bolin in Pai Sho, and is the more serious one out of him and Vanek. He's currently dating Madoka and wanted to propose to her when Bolin saw him last.
Akari: Vanek's girlfriend, and is a nurse in training. She met Vanek, Bolin and Tukka when Vanek broke his leg, and she was his nurse the entire time and even helped him with physical therapy. One month after Vanek was discharged, they got together and have been dating ever since. She's described as having red hair and piercing green eyes.
Madoka: Tukka's girlfriend, and is also a psychology major, although she's a year younger than the boys. She's kind, caring and supportive of the boy's accomplishments, especially their near-perfect scores on their final exam, and is described as having dark, raven-colored hair and blue eyes.
Kaito: The doorman at Bolin's apartment in Ba Sing Se, and a pretty good friend of Bolin's. He likes to sing along to songs on the radio, especially the song The Varsity Drag, which he and Bolin dance to in the lobby, something that makes Vahni very uncomfortable. He's described as having dark brown hair, green eyes and a burly frame.
Vahni: The building manager of Bolin's apartment building in Ba Sing Se. While she appears to be stuck-up, she has a small crush on Kaito and enjoys his and Bolin's shenanigans. She is described as looking almost exactly like Eska, with unexpressive blue eyes, raven-colored hair, and a body so skinny that she looked like a toothpick.
Asa Kimura: minor original character who only appears in the first chapter. He is the elevator operator in the apartment building where Bolin lived in Ba Sing Se and is described as having chiseled features, curly red hair and dark skin.
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