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Least favorite Warrior characters:

1. Tigerstar

2. Darkstripe

3. Crowfeather (Seriously, HE HAD 3 MATES. What a casanova, eh?)

4. Breezepelt

5. Jayfeather (He's just so annoying)

6. Brokentail

7. Leafpool (Lovey-dovey jerk face)

8. Squirrelflight (LIAH)

9. Dustpelt

10. Blackstar (He listened to a loner? Wow)

11. Sol (Seriously, man. Just because you didn't become a warrior in SkyClan doesn't mean YOU CORRUPT THE BRAINS OF THE CLAN CATS)

12. Harveymoon (He's just fat.)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
They don't even know each other! No way!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Hell yeah I think he's hot.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
HA! I died laughing so much. He would squish Squirrelflight while mounting her XD

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Eh, no.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
*Barf* No. But yes. Both evil and gay.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Jayfeather with Blackstar. Becuase I like making them break rules. MHAHAHAHAHAHA

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
She would laugh. Like. Hard. And then the two toms will pull her in and continue with her.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Crowfeather found Blackstar hot. One day he would leave his mates and try out for a tom. The end.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Uh.. No. Not yet anyway.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"Fat and lovable."

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?
No.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
No. WHAT ARE YOU? FREIND STALKER? IMMA BE THE STAR HERE.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
A really bad Justin Bieber song. Like baby and boyfriend.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
RATED M FOR VERY HARD MALE MATING CATS DIE BY PENIS.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
10 days ago.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Um... Scary...

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One Week Of Love And Affairs by TheFaultInOurStarsAndOurWords reviews
The Hunters come to camp for a week. Before they came Nico and Thalia kept having hot dreams about each oher. Now, together in the same place will love blossom. Of course! But will Artemis ever find out the love and affairs that Nico and Thalia are having? Oh, and there will be singing masquerade ball! M FOR SEXUAL CONTENT! NOT ALL CHAPTERS WILL BE ABOUT S** JUST SOME! ENJOY!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,580 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Lemon Clan by warriorcats223 reviews
When lemonpelt and his followers take over shadowclan, it becomes lemonclan, a clan where sex is Required. Enjoy these hot and lustful lemons
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,599 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013
Real Cat Pairings! (Warriors Lemons) by Sydney1901 reviews
Have a real life cat? Always wanted to pair it with a cat from the Warriors series? Not good at writing lemons? This is the series for you! Real life cats are being paired with warriors cats here. Lemons, mild cursing, straight, gay, lesbian, kittypets, loners, rouges, ThunderClan, WindClan, RiverClan, ShadowClan, SkyClan, StarClan, all here!
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2012
Path Of Hearts by LarkspiritofForestClan reviews
Every love story has an ending, whether good or bad. Larkpaw saw it end tragically for her father when her mother was murdered. Then she meets Briarpaw from FireClan who makes everything better...but he harbors a dark secret. Will Larkpaw run, or choose to follow her heart instead? This is my first story, so please review!
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,327 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Complete
Jayfeather's Gone Twoleg!: Learning of Who I am Not by Xelaric the Nobody reviews
Jayfeather stumbles across a mysterious stone and believes that he must fulfill whatever it is that happens when he touches it. But boy was he wrong! He wakes up as a Twoleg! Follow Jayfeather as he learns to live with his Twoleg self and meets a intriguing yet pretty girl who helps him along the way. First Warriors Fanfiction! I don't own Warriors!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,525 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Jayfeather, OC - Complete
Playtoy by Ugly Brown Dog reviews
Silverwind is taken by BloodClan to supply males with kits and pleasure to their manhood! How will she escape? Very smutty and full of wonderful cat sex!
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/16/2008
Warrior cats mating reviews
Stories of passionate mating. Accepting OCs and book characters! Yaoi and Yuri also accepted
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2013