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Name: Jennifer; call me Jay or i'll send Hidan on you =3

Birthday: August 20, thats all ur gettin

Favorite pairings:

Inuyasha

BankotsuKagome

JakotsuKagome

InutashioKagome

SesshyKagome

Naruto

SasoriSakura

DeidaraSakura

PeinSakura

SasukeSakura

ItachiSakura

HidanSakura

MadaraSakura

ShisuiSakura

IzunaSakura

MinatoSakura

TobiSakura

And I'll put more up when I can think of them

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 2/3s of you people that read this won't repost!

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Achmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Achmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Achmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Achmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Copy and paste this in your profile if you think that some times we take things for granted

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

Repost this message and e-mail it

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile (I know for a fact, a JILLION GAZILLION PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE THIS IN THEIR PROFILE)

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. XD hehe.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile (lol. i do this ALL the time)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile (I was in Japan and it was a sliding door, it took me and my friend a good 2-3 minutes to get that we had to slide the door)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (mwahaha)

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. XD!!

Sarah's poem

My name is Sarah,

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah,

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Aurora's poem

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been sad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm

If you hate child abuse, post the two poems on your profile. And if you don't have a profile e-mail to peoples.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are comepletely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: you are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice then sit back and relax while people try to figure out how you did that"

"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes and make sure your armed. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away ,you have their shoes, and if they still manage to catch you, you have something to defend yourself with."

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Yesterday is History by TheCoffeeShopMuse reviews
Set after those famous four words. Rose Hathaway has not been heard from or seen for 5 years. The Moroi world is now falling apart with rising Strigoi numbers and falling Dhampir numbers. Now Rose Mazur has received the call for help, and she offers up a proposition the Guardians cannot refuse. What sparks will fly when the past and present collide?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 209,006 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Letters To A Psycho by Tsukiko hoshino reviews
In which Itachi pens more or less a love letter and gets a response.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,493 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Sakura's Glasses by Tobee reviews
What if Sakura unintentionally develops a personality similar to Uchiha Obito's? How would Kakashi feel upon seeing her wear his goggles? What if Kakashi mentors Sakura out of nostalgia for his old teammate, and she learns the chidori instead of Sasuke? What would happen when Tobi finds out? (Not a time travel or self insert but follows & changes Naruto storyline. Plot/adventure)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 134,769 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 1/13/2015 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H., Obito U.
Dancing Dawn by AnimaAmore reviews
Sakura teaches dance to pay for her education. However, when she goes to Japan she never expects to meet the Akatsuki, Asia's most popular boyband known for its talented, wild, exotic and totally badass members. Full summary inside. MultiSaku main AkaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,365 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Patient by Eyes Behind the Mask reviews
In 1978, Michael Myers escaped from Smith's Grove. Certain events led up to that escape, involving a lonely nurse assigned to watch and care for Michael. Kimberley Hurst was looking for a friend and he was looking for a way out. If only she'd known what her own desire would cost.
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,878 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Michael M., Dr. S. Loomis, OC - Complete
Otokage by bad girl 61 reviews
Disclaimer: I don't own naruto. I adopted this story from XxDarkAngel1127xX. The first 13 chapters are the original. Rated M for Hidan's mouth and some sex. I have some other stories up here check them out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,072 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Konan, Pain/Pein
Narcissus by Frozzy reviews
The blood sample was the last thing Sakura needed to piece together the puzzle of Madara's death. Once it was pieced together, Konoha would face the lies of the past, and Sakura would play a special part in the exoneration of the Uchiha name. With two brothers united within the gates of Konoha, Naruto and Sakura have their work cut out for them. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,604 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 8/10/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
Windows of the Soul by Autumn2005 reviews
When Sarah beat the Labyrinth, she earned the title Heart of the Labyrinth and a hefty dose of magic. Six years later, the Labyrinth is threatened, and Jareth needs her magic to defend the Labyrinth. But she has betrayed him to the Trolls, and all of Underground is in danger if the Trolls gain access to the magic the Labyrinth guards. Jareth/Sarah, HEA.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,062 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Jareth, Sarah] - Complete
Simplicity by PeinSaku reviews
She is the girl that has no heart, and he is the man that unknowingly stole it. "You will become my tool. You will fight for me, aid me when I call upon you. And in exchange, I will ensure that you become the most widely-revered kunoichi of your time."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,235 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
Crushed by Wolfy Tales reviews
Kakashi was indifferent when his team was assigned to Naruto-sensei and not the pink-haired medic Rin worshiped. Then Haruno-sensei created an earthquake with her fist and Kakashi metaphorically fell hard. - Generation Switch AU [Eventual KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,325 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 10/2/2014
Blood in the Water by Archer the Undreamed reviews
Sakura wakes up after her disastrous Chuunin exam match and starts re-evaluating. But nothing would have really changed, if Akatsuki hadn't come to Konoha early.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,287 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Sakura H.
Hello, I'm your Angel! WTF by juicy.kiwi reviews
This started out as an innocent assignment. She, the Angel, needs to teach the raven man what love is. He, the damaged soul, has something else in his mind. Lusting, living, loving. Smutty smut AU: And our sultry story continues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 260,386 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5347 - Favs: 3,371 - Follows: 2,721 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Living A Lie by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
Sakura has a mission: stage her defection from Konoha, attract Akatsuki's attention, and infiltrate the elusive organization. She expected it to be hard, maybe even deadly. She never bargained for this, though. SakuraxAkatsuki Mostly crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,571 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
This Side of the Grave by Knoni reviews
Two bullets to the chest. Murdered. Brought back to life only to be the target of a madman. Caught in the cross hairs of a serial killer and to top it all off- I see dead people. Once upon a time I was the head medic at Konoha hospital now I'm unemployed, living with my two best friends and up to my eyeballs in Akatsuki men. *Present day fic. Mystery/thriller/romance/supernatural
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,504 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Day and Night by Hai-Akatsuki reviews
She always thought bad boys were cool, but this takes it to the extreme. "What do you mean you're a gang leader?" Sakura shrieked. "I had to let you know, Sakura. You're more involved than you think you are," Pein said regretfully. AH/AU. Gang violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,221 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein, Akatsuki
Something Within by XxScriboLegoxX reviews
Same Author, New Account! A doctor is out to make a name for herself and she wants to do it by figuring out Michael Myers. In her short time working with him she makes an impression on the supposedly mindless killer. When she is fired she never imagined he would come after her. (Hiatus
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,045 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Michael M.
Revenge is Best Served Cold by angelpixroyale reviews
After a breakup with Uchiha Sasuke, Sakura wants more than to just cry over her poor, poor loss. She wants revenge, and the one way to do it is to try and date Akasuna Sasori, the most popular guy in school and Sasuke's rival.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,577 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Sakura H., Sasori
White Strength Seal by Drunken Kunoichi reviews
Heels furiously clicked and clacked down the hallway of the police department. As she began signing the release forms, she turned to her daughter. "This is the last straw, Sakura." Said girl frowned and tried explaining herself, but her mother would have none of it. "Oh, wait 'till your dad hears about this," Sakura sighed. New school, here she comes. [ HIATUS ]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Mysterious Mind by CrazySakuraHarunoXD reviews
Sakura Haruno isn't normal. She never has been. So what happens when she can enter any world? Why she does what any girl would, she catches everyone's attention and turns everything upside down. Prepare yourself, because this pink haired girl can do anything!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,648 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Sakura H. - Complete
RED CHERRY BLOSSOM by toughgirl1 reviews
Sakura is a shy girl that has been treated badly by her old school so now she is trying to fit her best to fit in konoha but will she find love srry bad at summarys.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Small surprises by WinterzzWarrior reviews
Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to bring home nine toddlers in the first place, Sakura thought as she looked at the little 'cherubs' destroying her living room. Add a few more boys chasing after the girl, it makes a huge mess in its path. She never even thought of becoming a temporary mother to the nine kids, but Fate had other plans...maybe it wasn't so bad after all (SakuxMulti)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Sakura H.
Something Within by XxScriboxX reviews
A doctor is out to make a name for herself and she wants to do it by figuring out Michael Myers. In her short time working with him she makes an impression on the supposedly mindless killer. When she is fired she never imagined he would come after her.
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,929 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011
Jason's Angel by NikoRu Rene reviews
His mother's words made him shudder. She WAS delicate. She was innocent. She was untouched. She was the epitome of everything he had been looking for, and he knew that he would protect her innocence with his life. JasonxOC ON HIATUS
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 98,394 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Jason V., OC
AkaSaku-Sakura' Haruno's Hard Life by KyuubiHost reviews
Sakura Haruno is the child of Kizashi&Mebuki H born in Konoha.. During their traveling when Sakura was a month old Rouge ninja attacked them, Sakura being hidden well survived, later being found by Konan, growing up with the Akatsuki was harsh, but it was nice aswell.. what happens when Anbu take Sakura away to the Leaf Village? What will the Akatsuki do? or will she return?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
He's My Brother! by TheNamesMacey reviews
Sakura's dad and Sasuke's mom have been dating for a few months when they decide to move in together and get married. For Sakura and Sasuke the whole expirence changes their lives. Can their intense sibling rivalry turn into love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,117 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura Haruno: Tale of the Strongest Ninja by yaoindsakurapetals reviews
Stripped of her title as ninja and thought of as weak, even by her friends. She will prove them all wrong! ItaXSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,237 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Little Flower by Xx-Sayomi-xX reviews
One by one little Sakura meets the Akatsuki. They love the little girl and as she grows older, plot to steal her away to keep for themselves. Sakucentric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 8,224 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Shades of Crimson by Onileo reviews
A dark tale of romance between Konoha's flower and the Akatsuki's immortal. Rated for Hidan, graphic violence and lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,011 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Euphoria by xoxoMeixoxo reviews
Jashin, meaning wicked heart - that was his name and it was given to him for a reason, he broke, no ripped out the hearts of all the women he had slept with - all except one... Rated M for language and lemons in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Jashin, Sakura H.
One Day at a Time by Truly Original reviews
On a doomed planet, one man waits for one woman. Unfortunately, the woman come with her own set of problems. (Updated!) Pein/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
Dear heart by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
They were shattered, millions of pieces scattered across the shinobi nations, never to return to how they once were-this was the fate of team 7... But now a certain orange haired god has plans of his own for our broken little pinkette, whether she's willing to play along is another matter entirely though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
of Girls and Ghouls by Truly Original reviews
It's Halloween and the ghouls are out. When Sakura Haruno reluctantly goes to the hottest party of the year, it irrevocably changes her life forever. What will she do when her trick and treat turns into a very strange meet and greet?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Freshman 15 by ShelbySabaku reviews
One thing Sakura Haruno knew for certain was that she was moving off campus next year, away from her pervy RA's and the hormone driven dorm boys.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Expectations by Thirrin73 reviews
These secret meetings meant the world to her. PeinSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Navy and Khaki by flixthepony reviews
AU Sakura Haruno works at Walmart, it's a stressful job with whiny customers and cranky co-workers but now she has to deal with the company coming in for their reviews. Little does she know they are staying for more than she bargained for and they all want her for themselves. Maybe she should have stayed in bed today. POLL IS UP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
A Closeted Affair by Dotti3 reviews
If she couldn't have Sakura as her actual daughter, Mikoto was determined to have her as a daughter-in-law. And she would do anything to accomplish her goal. Even if it meant shoving some stubborn shinobi in a closet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fear of Falling by Orange Sherbet reviews
Tsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sakura H.
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Between the Pages by Thirrin73 reviews
Come, step into a world of fantasy. But, beware. The forest is an awfully dangerous place. And, once you enter, you won't want to leave. MultiSaku, SakuraCentric, SakuraHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,079 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Falling Up by Piper-Knight reviews
Sakura Haruno's favorite Anime, Naruto, came to life before her eyes. The characters became real to her, and she became something to special to them. But, not everything is perfect, and ghosts from the past could be more haunting then before. SakuxMulti HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,204 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Too Late for Sorry by Weasel-Scarecrow Luvrs reviews
When Team 7 abandons Sakura, who will be there for her? When Team 7 returns from their 2 year long mission, they want Sakura back with them but her new team won't let her go that easily, especially with the condition they left her in Non-Massacre
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,814 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
That Awkward Conversation by Lady Silvamord reviews
Itachi and Sakura have a rather embarassing problem. Post 4th War AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The School Therapist by Saku-Chan.x reviews
AU OOC: When Sakura volunteers to work as the school's therapist as a favour to Tsunade, it doesn't exactly go well as she had planned. MultiSaku, One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,990 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Alphabetical Attraction by VesperChan reviews
From A to Z there's lots of room for love. Granprize piece for Red-flower11.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,073 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Starting a Hive by Stunning Sunset reviews
On a backwater planet, a hybrid escapes a facility and runs into a human woman. Surprisingly, he does not kill her once he gets a whiff of the scent of her ripe body. AlienxHuman sex, can be disturbing at times, so use your judgment.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 142 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Complete
That Pink Haired Girl by TasteLikePurple reviews
The Akatsuki had monopolized Konoha, in their senior year. What happens when a Pink Haired Girl shows up? Despite the main part about the Akatsuki, this story is actually based on a street. A lonely street...there's mild humor and room for imagination.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Caught by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Sasuke's at the stage where he is curious about girls, so he takes it upon himself to explore our dear Sakura's chest. But when Kakashi awakes in the middle of the night and cetches them, it seems as though he needs to have a talk with our young ninja.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Radio by 15thBurningFiddle reviews
Today is Sakura's eighteenth birthday! That means she's legal now, right? \AU, MadaSaku, other minor Sakura pairings.\ UPDATED: FEB 10
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,452 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Collateral Nascence by fruttitutti reviews
With all her loved ones dead - and dying herself - Sakura desperately forms a contract with a ten-tailed Nekomata and is brought back six years into the past with a mission to save everyone from their imminent deaths. Action, jinchuuriki-Sakura, SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,840 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
The Interior of a Heart by kc-archive reviews
Various Pairings. “It is to the credit of human nature that, except where its selfishness is brought into play, it loves more readily than it hates.” A collection of drabbles, oneshots, and vignettes. Crack pairings with an occasional touch of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/8/2007
Magnetized by Aelibia reviews
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura's Blade by Brak reviews
No one knew how badly it affected Sakura when she preformed her missions, and no one knew what horrors her insanity would lead to.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Demon Beaver from Hell by Brak reviews
Just a little fight Sakura got into with a beaver, and the unhelpful people who got involved...well not everyone was unhelpful… I deleted the first one...oops, but this one is better anyway.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete