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Hello, this account is now run by myself and a friend. We write for various fandoms, way too many to list. All you need to know is that we are both in our teens, both enjoy writing, and both enjoy reading fanfiction. That is all the info we give out about our personal life.

I am not dead, just had a lot going on, but I decided to reappear in the fanfiction world. I will continue my unfinished stories, and I plan to begin by rewriting Change of heart. The plot will be the same, but the chapters will be longer and better written.

We have a growing list of stories, and they will be updated as often as we have the time and inspiration to do so. We appreciate your understanding. That being said, we don't mind if you ask us when we are going to update a story, and we don't mind constructive criticism. But please, no flames, Thank you, and enjoy our lengthy random profile.

Mom's favorite sayings

1. What part of no dont you understand?
2.I dont care who started it
3.Wait until your father comes home
4.Your face is going to freeze like that
5. Your hands are not broken
6.No one said life is fair
7.Beds are made for sleeping,not jumping
8.Eat your vegetables
9.I dont know is not an answer
10.Because i said so ,thats why

Cinderella walked on broken glass.

Sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass.

Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.

Jasmine married a common thief.

Ariel walked on land for love and life.

Snow white barely escaped a knife.

It was all about blood, sweat, and tears,

because love means facing your biggest fears

Newton’s third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom.
Bob Hope

you can pick your friends. you can pick your nose. but you can't pick your friend's nose.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

I do what the voices in my pant tell me to do.

WARNING: i am naked under my clothes!!

some people just need a high-five
in the face
with a chair

I would rather kill myself than commit suicide

The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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Worthless by Jewel2013 reviews
Honda's feelings about his place, treatment and life in Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2016 - Published: 6/4/2014 - H. Honda/Tristan T.
Dear Fanfiction by emnem512 reviews
Letters from the characters to Fanfiction. A drabble series.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012
Dauntless Style Truth Or Dare by 1Dlol reviews
A bit used, I know. Don't blame me! Title says it all. Tell me what you think. Flames are okay. Review!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,271 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
All I Crave is Mercy by rebuild-your-ruins reviews
All his life, Johnny Cade has had fists flying at him. But what happens when his old man takes it too far? -Story is, in fact, better than this summary- JohnnycakexDally
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,181 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Johnny C., Dallas W. - Complete