Author has written 27 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokémon, Simpsons, Fallout, and Corpse Party.
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Tomboy and proud. /\-/\
Birthday: 9th of December.
Whereabouts: UK. (I don't know WHY FF keeps saying I'm in Iceland... ._. )
Fanfiction Buddies (We're buddies, right?):
Swan7 - Mah first ever fanfiction buddy! X3 She's so awesome! And introduced me to the wonderful world of roleplaying! ...And how evil pinecones are... teh pinecones are evil! ...But they make pinecone grenades, so coooool! :3
BiteWorseThanBark - An epic writer! I love her work. Her fanfics taught me just how messed up Mephiles the Dark can be... ):3 I thank her greatly for that, even if she's in a Writer's Block rut right now. I wish her luck in her busy life, and she's my buddy 'til the end!
RAWN89 - Oh, this girl... she's an awesome writer, AND an awesome artist! :3 Her art is so amazing and her fics are so awesome and--at times--really funny! XD Definitely won't forget her!
Riot14 - My friend who is a friend of a friend and a very mysterious person. I say, as an earthling, thee is up to something! XD
storm the ninja - Another friend of a friend! xD KEEP DEM COOKIES AWAY FROM ME! X3
endramadacosmicmoonstar - RP-ing buddy... :D We had an epic showdown and demonstration of Mephy power!!! X3 Gave me confidence, it did! Thank chu!
Thunder Dancer - Zomg, my constant RP buddy in the other year on Neko's forum... We did Shadouge. And I dare say it was EPIC. Miss seeing her roleplay. T-T Miss talking to her, to be honest. We had a lot of fun together. T3T
Girl of Darkness10 - Another--wow, I have a lot of RPing buddies. ._. XD Annnyway, she's awesome at times, even if I am a little irritable at her self-inserts/need for attention in roleplaying... Shutting up now. xD But seriously, she's a good kid. :D (Sayin' that because I'm older! MWUHAHAHAHA! XD )
Iron Script G - He's an awesome guy. :D Plays Tails in most roleplays, and when I'm playing as Sonic, I have fun with him. :) AND DAT FUZZZEHHHH! X3 I'm also having the honor of him modding my Pokemon forum, and he's doin' awesome at it! He's very fun to roleplay with, and I consider him an aweshum buddeh. :D
TheWritingGamer - Ah, hello, Shadow fangirl... ERRRR, I mean Silver-lover! Seriously, she has a twin on here, and I've mistaken people once or twice. xD This girl gets a kick out of being evil to her characters and having her character be a total psychopathic sadist. X3 T'is fun to roleplay with her at times. She's very considerate despite this liking for these types of characters, though! :3
TheVideoGamer - Here's the mixer-upper I was talking about. SEE THE DIFFERENCE? THESE TWO DID IT ON PURPOSE TO CONFUSE ME! XD Anyyyway... She's an immense fangirl of Shadow the Hedgehog (I can relate: awwwessooommmeee! X3 ) and is an awesome friend. Most of my Fanfiception friends are awesome for helping with an incident the other day...
Lucy Labrador - One of my favorite Fanfiction writers (and yesh, my role model)! :D I roleplay with her quite often (Sorry if I keep you up at times, Luce! Or anyone else does! We cannot help it! You ish awesome! X3 ) and I can sure as Hell count on her! :3 We've had ups and downs... and heck, it might be a little more awkward these days, but I still respect her with that same respect I always had. ;3 Her lawyers love her very much!!!
Cooldude1453/The insane scientist - Another one of my Fanfiception buddies! He's awesome (and random to the point of laughter XD)! :3 Helped me in that incident too... I can count on any of youz guys!
The End's Envoy - A very fun person to RP with! Something specific would be the Skippsy and Shen 'friendship'. XD
UpontheThrone - ZOMG,
linkfreek99 - Budddiiieeessss! Sachiko and Hope had fun... ):3
Foxfire251 - A very... interesting person to roleplay with. X3
Gloomy Shadows - She likes Shadouge; INSTANT WIN! X3 And, we both made Ecline together... :3 She's a really awesome writer, too! You can see the feelz in her writing! X3 She's always one of my favourite people to roleplay with. (3
Luke Lynch - Very awesome guy. May da force be with you, Jedi. XD Or... inept? I dunno. XXD
TheSilentNeko - TEEHHH NEKKKKOOO! X3 The first person to introduce me to forums! She's awesome!! OWO ...I'm... honestly not sure how things are between me and her now...
The Lone Cheesecake - CHEESECAKE! I WILL EAT CHU!!!! X3 One of mah besties. She's very fun to roleplay with, and we have a Hell of a time Pokemon battling. ):3
Benbuscus - SHADOUUUGGGEEEEEE! Yesh, another one of my buddies. We do Shadouge on Neko's forum, and it's awesome. :3 Cos of FLUFFEH. FLUFFEH!!! Anyway... Benny's awesome! o3o
Misfortune Okami - Yesh! I have someone to obsess over Corpse Party with! XD Misfortune's awesome to RP with.
Deliverer - Ah, Deli... Very fun to RP with. The posts are normally very detailed and interesting!
Nantees - I need to talk to you more, but you're really fun to talk to and RP when I do! :3
Metal1784 - She be a chick; I got it right first time. XD A magnificent author, and a lovely person to talk to! :) I haven't seen many of her works, but what I have seen is absolutely amazing, and she's just an awesome peep in general! Good sense o' humor, the brilliant kind of fangirl (namely of Metal XD), and just someone to chill with. :3
Inkwell Lynx - An awesome peep! :3 She's awesome to roleplay with, and we both like similar stuffs! Most epic time ever at crossovers, and the gal definitely has her love for FNAF, as do I, kinda.
Pianists/Composers: Ludovico Einaudi.
Artists/Bands: Skillet, Within Temptation, Three Days Grace, Thousand Foot Krutch, Linkin Park, Jessie J, Paramore, Third Eye Blind, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne, Superchic [k] , Three Doors Down, Thirty Seconds to Mars, Crush 40, Christina Perri, Adele, Evanescence, Magna-fi, Zebrahead, Nine Lashes, Full Blown Rose, Pendulum, Icon for Hire, Amaranthe, Simple Plan, Bullet for my Valentine, Shinedown, Rising Against, Falling in Reverse, Kelly Clarkson, Escape the Fate.
Songs: Comatose, Falling Inside the Black, Rise, Not Gonna' Die, (Skillet,) Murder, A Demon's Fate, What Have You Done, (Within Temptation,) Animal I Have Become, Break, Riot, (Three Days Grace,) Thanks for the Memories, (Fall Out Boy,) Price Tag, Wild, (Jessie J,) Courtesy Call, (Thousand Foot Krutch,) Forgotten, Faint, (Linkin Park,), Haunted, Bring me to Life, Disappear, (Evanescence,), Last One Standing, Try, Me Against the World, (Simple Plan,) Enemies, My Name, (Shinedown,).
Sonic characters: Shadow the Hedgehog, (WAY AT THE TOP! Said hedgehog is EPIC. :D ), Rouge the Bat, Silver the Hedgehog, (What? 'ITZ NO USE!' is awesome! XD) Miles "Tails" Prower, Knuckles the Echidna, Amy Rose (Her and her GIGANTIC Hammers! XD), Mephiles the Dark, (Naturally; I mean, c'mon! He actually did something Eggman'd been trying to do for YEARS!), Eggman, (He's pretty hilarious, not to mention his SATAM counterpart scares me...) Sonic the Hedgehog, (Dis guy... is awesome sauce. :3 ) Eclipse the Darkling, Orbot and Cubot, Marine the Raccoon, Blaze... all peeps except some, basically. XD
Pokemon Characters: Misty (Both Anime and game,) Brock, (Both Anime and game,) Pikachu, Riolu, Dawn (Anime), Barry (Yes, he's very funny about his fines!), N, Looker.
PoM Characters: Skipper, Private, Kowalski, Marlene, Dr. Blowhole, Hans.
Simpsons characters: Sideshow Bob, (FLIPPING LOVE HIM!), Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Maggie Simpson, (So astounding in her small silence!).
Tomb Raider Characters: Lara, (Obviously,) Roth, (NOOOOOEZ! *Wails for approximately 3 hours, * ), Alex, Alister, Zip, Winston, Natla, Larson, Amanda.
Corpse Party: Yoshiki, Seiko, Morishige, Satoshi, Sachiko, and maybe crazy Kizami. (:3)
The Walking Dead: Lee, Clementine, Carley, Mark, (Even zombie Mark rules! X3 ), Nate, Omid, Russel, Luke.
Future Diary: Reisuke (5th--SHO ADORABLE YET SO DEADLY! X3), Akise (He's pretty creepy, mind you... but he's an aweshum character!:3), Minene (9th--SHE IS SO BADASS, and like all awesome badasses, she has a soft side! X3 )
Fandoms I dwell In/Know: Sonic the Hedgehog, Scooby-Doo, Fallout, Future Diary, Corpse Party, Fairlyodd Parents, Spongebob Squarepants, Eternal Sonata, Sims, The Walking Dead, Phineas and Ferb, Disney-related stuff, Pokemon, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, etc.
Games: Sonic '06, (Sorry, haterz, but that game's always at the top of my Sonic games list! :D ) SA2, Any Pokemon games, Sonic Colors, Sonic Heroes, Shadow the Hedgehog, Eternal Sonata, Sims 3, Tomb Raider, (Legend, Anniversary, Underworld, and 2013,) Fallout 3, Animal Crossing: Wild World, Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformed, Corpse Party: Blood Covered - Repeated Fear, Corpse Party: Book of Shadows, The Walking Dead, Five Nights at Freddy's (1&2&3).
Hobbies: Drawing, Writing, Reading, Singing *Rolls eyes* , Listening to music, Reading my favorite fanfics, daydreaming, (Take that, Algebra in maths! XD), Playing video games.
Animes I've Watched: Corpse Party, (NOOOOOOEZ! SATOSHI! ...Seriously, though; some bloody, creepy stuff, right there... O_O), Sonic X, Future Diary, Elfen Lied.
Manga I'm Reading: Corpse Party: Blood Covered, Corpse Party: Another Child, Zatch Bell.
Animes I'm in the Process of Watching: Pokemon, Vampire Knight, Fairy Tail, Ouran Highschool Host Club. (Yes, I'm new to anime... XD)
Currently playing: Fallout 3.
Currently Watching: Ouran Highschool Host Club.
Couples I support:
Sonic - Shadouge, Silvaze, SonAmy, Knuxouge, Sonally, Shadaze, Taiream, Taismo, Tairine, Vecilla, Sonaze, Ecline (EclipseXMarine - started by me and my RPing buddy, Gloomy Shadows. X3 ), Mephouge, Mephaze, (These two could seriously cause tension for Shadow or Silver if done right; I could see Mephouge happening if Mephiles wanted to mess with Shadow through Rouge and it went further than that, and Mephaze happening with Iblis involved, being inside Blaze and all...) Scourouge, (I don't actually know much about this one... but for some reason, it seems somewhat appealing to me...)
Sonic/yaoi - Sonadow, Mephadow (even if part of it defies logic since Mephiles has no mouth...).
Super Mario - Lady Timpani/Blumiere.
Fallout - Male!LoneWandererXAmata, Female!LoneWandererXSimulation!Braun (Mah creepy ship... *3* ), JamesXCatherine.
Pokemon - PokeShipping, AdvancedShipping, BeachShipping, ContestShipping, FerrisWheelShipping, RocketShipping, SoulSilverShipping, TwinleafShipping, CheckmateShipping, SequelShipping, RendShipping.
Corpse Party - AyumiXYoshiki, SatoshiXNaomi, SeikoXNaomi, SakutaroXMayu.
Future Diary - YukiteruXYuno, AkiseXYukiteru, YunoXAkise, HinataXYukiteru, MineneXNishijima.
Ouran High School Host Club - TamakiXHaruhi, HikaruXKaoru.
Couples I ship to Death. I am quite obsessed with these. :3
Pokemon - FerrisWheelShipping/PokeShipping.
Sonic - Shadouge.
Corpse Party - AyumiXYoshiki.
I feel really strongly about my couples. Don't insult them, because I'll haul all the couple evidence I have at you (and normally, if it's an OTP, that's a lot).
[Insert hypocrisy here because of next paragraph. XXXD ]
Couples I really can't understand:
Please take no offence to what I put here. I'm purely putting out my opinion/venting a rant. I ask you don't get mad about it... (sorry if *I* do...). If you don't want me insulting your couples, please skip this bit for your own sake. :) I honestly don't want to get anyone mad.
ShadAmy - ...Really, fanbase? Really? Ugh... For one, Amy is too obsessed with Sonic to even THINK about going after Shadow. Shadow isn't that type of guy to go for Amy; what is your damn reason for it? I mean, gee, I know there's that scene in SA2, but that's IT. -.- Amy is supportive of Shadow at times. Just friends? Sure, I'll bite. I can tolerate that. What I can't tolerate... as a COUPLE? Fork up some concrete evidence right now. ... And a lot, since there's more Shadouge evidence in the games/other media(?) than you can think of. Not to mention, I am sick of the cliche 'Sonic is with Sally; Amy gets sad; Amy runs to Shadow' stories! Hell, I'm sick of the ones where Sonic's portrayed as a total jerk just for this ship! It really doesn't make sense! Not when there's better (IMO) ships out there! It fries me a lot, since I've been shipping Shadouge and SonAmy since... ever! And it angers me that there's this ship so many fans like (for no paticular reason aside from 'Shadow and Amy are perfect for eachother' -_- ) when their OTPs barely have any evidence in comparison to the others! (And before you say the 'Silver' theory, the Comics aren't canon!) Jeez, this is definitely the definition of a crack pairing...
Why do I support these couples?
Yep, I'm doing this thing. XXD Eventually...
Be warned, my memory is vague sometimes, but I know the basics! :3
If I had to choose between the world and Sonic, I would choose Sonic!
Evidence, right here. Just as Silver's about to end Sonic's life, Amy rushes in and stops him, declaring this shortly after; now I know it's stupid (since you need the world if you want Sonic) but it's sweet, because you can really see how dedicated and loyal Amy is. She stepped into danger to stop Sonic dying, and he thanked her for it. She generally cried the most when Sonic died later on, and was determined with what she was doing. She didn't screw around when she knew Sonic's life was at stake.
Okay, let's start on my OTP. I have a lot of canon stuff here... :3
I have a very big tendency to write a lot of stories due to plotbunnies and never get them done... but sorry for that. ":) I just can't help it when my imagination runs wild.
Want me to draw something Sonic-related, (or occasionally others...) for you? I'll happily do so as long as it's appropriate! :) Just send me a PM, and if you're using that image, then be sure to give credit!
Stories I am working on:
To be debated.
Forums I moderate (Do help us get publicity! Would be really appreciated! :D) :
Planetary Pieces of His World - RP Forum - Sonic Roleplay forum.
Poké-Pairings! - Pokemon roleplay forum; can centre around couples and everything else.
The Gate of Lost Souls - Corpse Party roleplay forum.
The Room of Requirement - Harry Potter forum; roleplay.
Stories I am planning to write at some point...
SonicXCorpse Party Crossover (Still working on a title...) - After a chaotic mishap with the Chaos Emeralds and this strange paper doll, the Sonic cast find themselves thrown into the gory depths of Tenjin Elementary, a school long since cursed with death and locked fates. Remorse, malice, separations, lives, jealousy... all these motions will be given and taken within a moment's notice. Friends will be torn apart, loyalty will be shown its true worth, and betrayal lies in the back of one's mind... With danger, memoirs, and mutilated bodies lurking around every corner, it really isn't going to be a pleasant visit. And it doesn't exactly help that little Sachiko is pulling the team's strings...
Mephadow/Shadaria--Maria returns... but not in the way Shadow had ever expected, much to his joy.
Notes: Just a little plotbunny I thought of...
Yay! New laptop!
Lately, I've been more motivated for my fanfictions, so I'm planning to update a lot, including the one that was two years ago.
Peeps probably aren't around to read them anymore, but eh.
04/01/14: Project Trappy is on the go, winding up to a (hopefully) great finale! :D The last one-shot to the little series is currently being typed up, plotted, and thickened for my lovely readers' amusement. :3 Not sure when I'll finish it, since school and roleplaying is majorly distracting, but I hope everyone's looking forward to it, because I am!
Here's a little spoil:
His final step was heavy-footed as he arrived at his destination, the curve on his muzzle slowly growing in size. Subtle, but easy to see—amusement. This play would prove just how entertaining his enemies could be. How entertaining it would be for them to fly and loop-de-loop but not to their own accord, for him to pierce every limb that was capable of movement until they could no longer traverse his treacherous traps and taunts, for them to have their weapons stripped from them horrifically without warning, and finally, for him to jeer and laugh at their pitiful attempts to reclaim their lost teammate. How he would admire the pure look of terror, humiliation, and wronged features on their faces—aside from one—that would highlight just how victorious he was. His closing obstacle was something he dreamed he was going to be proud of once he’d jumped the last hurdle.
How he pitied Team Dark.
If the world chooses to become my enemy...I will fight like I always have.
Where's that damn fourth Chaos Emerald?
Heh, a super-dimensional being, huh? This might even be a fair fight!
-Shadow the Hedgehog
Would Sonic the Hedgehog please report to the security office? Sonic the Hedgehog, please report to the security office. We found your... uh... YOUR KEYS! Yes, that's it! We found your keys. No need to be ready for a trap, since we only want to return your keys!
(To Sonic,) Nrgh... How'd you get here so quickly?!
I don't want to hear about its weight issues.
Would the owner of a white hovercar shaped like an egg please report to the front desk? Your car has been broken into. Repeat, would the owner of a white hovercar shaped like an egg please report to the front desk? Your car has been broken in-- Wait a minute, WHAT THE HECK?!
Shadow... Can you hear me? This might be the last chance I have to speak to you, so... what I said about having created you, it was all a lie. Everyone thought you'd died during that horrible incident, but I rescued you with one of my robots... You lost your memory, that's all... You really ARE the Ultimate Lifeform my Grandfather created! (There's PROOF for you people who think Shadow's a fake! :D )
Away! Before I make mincemeat out of you!
Stubborn little pincushion... Give up and die already!
-Dr. Ivo Robotnik, "Eggman".
Let's make like Eggman's hairline and recede!
You're too slow!
No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!
-The one and only, Sonic the Hedgehog.
If I had to choose between the world and Sonic, I would choose Sonic!
[To Shadow] Even if you believe everyone in the world will be against you... know that I'll always remain by your side... Remember that.
-Rouge the Bat
-Knuckles the Echidna.
Uhh... Are you talking to the broken robot that can't hear you?
Good job to you on inventing a translator that allowed us to speak to the aliens and figure out exactly what we needed to do so we weren't running around the park looking like idiots. Oh no wait, that was me.
-Tails "Miles" Prower, Sonic Colors
Sooner or later... you'll run out of bullets.
-Tomb Raider: Anniversary, Natla, misunderstanding Lara logic, (Endless magazines,).
Zip: Wait... Weren't Excalibur and the Sword in the Stone the same thing?
Alister: THEY WERE TWO, BLOODY, DIFFERENT SWORDS!
-Tomb Raider: Legend, England.
"It's against the law to steal another's Pokemon and I won't stand for it!"
"You know how much I care for what you stand for? About this much, officer."
-Jessie's view on Jenny, Hoenn Alone, Pokemon.
Governor Radcliffe: Wiggins, why do you think those insolent heathens attacked us?
Wiggins: Because we invaded their land, cut down their trees and dug up their earth?
-Really, that should have been obvious, Govna', Pocahontas.
Knuckles: [At Team Dark.] "Hey, isn't that..."
No, Tails. That's Shadow. XD Sonic Heroes.
*WARNING! NEXT QUOTE SPOILS HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE BOOK! (Sadly, we don't get that warning on television...)*
Sideshow Bob: ...It's the greatest sum total since Snape killed Dumbledore!
Bart: Aww, I haven't got to that part, yet!
Sideshow Bob: It's a four-year-old book.
Bart: I'm a SLOW reader.
Sideshow Bob: A fitting epitaph.
-The Bob Next Door, Simpsons.
'Attempted murder,' now, honestly, what is that? Do they give a Noble prize for, 'Attempted Chemistry,' do they?
-Sideshow Bob, Sideshow Bob Roberts, Simpsons.
Surely, there's no harm in laying in the middle of a public street?
*Gets trampled by a marching parade... with... ELEPHANTS.*
-Sideshow Bob, Cape Feare, Simpsons.
Sideshow Bob: Rakes... My old arch-enemy.
Bart: I thought I was your arch-enemy?
Sideshow Bob: I have a life outside of you, Bart.
-Day of the Jackanapes, Simpsons.
Lee: I'm going to kill you.
Stranger: I have a gun.
-... Well played, dude. Well played. XD The Walking Dead, Season 1, Episode 5: No Time Left.
Dr. Blowhole: …And there’ll be no Skipper to stop me…
Hans: Excuse me.
Dr. Blowhole: WHAT?
Hans: Doctor mammal fish, do you have the Wi-Fi in this place?
Dr. Blowhole: I’m scheming here….
Hans: I was locked up in Hoboken for a long time, and I want to check my email.
-The Return of the Revenge of Dr. Blowhole.
Alex: Way to skip the landing! You were born to dance!
Skipper: You mean like a pretty, little ballerina?
Alex: You know, you were surprisingly light on those little, webbed toes! Not unlike a pretty, little ballerina!
Skipper: *Pauses* …NOOOOOOO!
-The Return of the Revenge of Dr. Blowhole.
1). Kill all his soldiers (Assuming you are Shadow, of course) , and he will yell, 'TRAITOR!' 24/7.
2). Ask him if his legs have been severed.
3). When the Eclipse Cannon fires, say, 'That's not very nice!' repeatedly.
4). Say his mouth looks like a kitty's.
5). Ask him why he left the seven Chaos Emeralds with Shadow, and then say he's an 'ignorant fool'.
6). interrupt his speeches.
7). Guess his age.
8). When Doom's Eye appears, repeatedly poke it with a stick.
9). When he summons Black Bull, say it looks like a 'demented chicken'.
10). Dress up as Shadow, and shout, 'Daddy!' followed by a hug.
11). When his plot fails, say, 'Ha, ha!'.
12). Ask him how humiliating it is to be defeated by his own 'son', and then mock him about it.
13). Ask him if the jewelry is expensive, and then resort to saying that he is a cheap skate.
14). Say everything he says... in a high voice.
15). Turn up at Black Comet, and if you see him, just stare at him.
16). Ask him if he's a ghost, and then throw a brick at him to test this theory.
17). Mimic his laugh, stop, and then state that his laugh is 'creepy'.
18). When he laughs, ask what the joke was, and when he answers, say that he has a terrible sense of humor.
19). Rub his defeat in his face.
20). Say that the 'Ultimate Life Form' is better than the 'Immortal Life Form'.
21). Introduce him to the Shadow Fan-girls.
22). Show him this Site, and the many stories which result in him being defeated.
23). Ask him where he got his clothes from, and then resort to a charity shop.
1). Shout, 'SONIC'S HERE!' in Eggman's base.
2). Question the Doc's weight issues.
3). Ask, 'Have you defeated Sonic, YET?' as many times as you can.
4) Comment on his weight, stating like a fussy mother that he could get diabetes, which his evil-ness does not deserve.
5). If he ever asks you to do something, say, 'Would y'all like fries wid' that?'
6). Use a spoon as a threat.
I Hate You, (Shadow & Rouge). - Currently in progress:
I’m poised, ready to strike at the enemy to make him regret ever trifling with me… to make him suffer more than what I’m suffering now.
I glare coldly at my foe with malice, and he stares back, with such a big, smug grin that it makes me want to punch his expression so he cannot make another one.
“What’s the matter, Shadow? Outlived your terrifying existence?”
I growl at that; I could live for a thousand years as far as he knows, yet he questions my actions… and one of those actions would be to snap his neck before he could speak another lie… Those lies… those damned lies that had me question my life for weeks on end.
…I want nothing more to do with him. Him AND his pitiful androids!
He thinks less so. I’m just a weapon; his grandfather’s ‘gift’ to him: a toy to play with!
But he knows for a fact I do not bend that way. So, he finds an alternative. An alternative I want to murder him brutally for.
“My, Shadow, you look angry…”
My teeth lock, and I snarl so viciously that the human jumps back a little in his little Egg Mobile. “Do I, Doctor? I hadn’t noticed…”
He regains himself, re-adjusting his goggles as he leers down at me. “Oh, but you do… You should take an anger management class.”
“Hm, hm, hm…” I smirk without a sense of right and wrong. “Even at the presence of death, you still find time to crack jokes…”
“Oh, but it isn’t a joke,” he smiles cruelly. “It’s a suggestion.”
“And if I don’t want to take it?”
“Well… that’s your choice…” His thoughtful stance begins, until he points a gloved, index finger at me. “But if I were you, hedgehog, I’d choose otherwise.”
I frown, folding my arms and growling with a slight hint of monotony, “And, if I were me, I wouldn’t.” I tug at my gloves as I step forward, a hint of my old smirk falling on my muzzle.
Mechanical noises sound, the ceiling clicks, something descends down, and I come face to face with a ray gun, the end of it at my nose.
My body doesn’t move, nor does it respond.
I’m not scared of whatever he has up his sleeve…
Actually having a go at a Simpsons One-Shot fic... (For the first time ever.) And lemme' tell you. These characterizations are quite tricky to portray...
Denied Retribution, (Bart & Sideshow Bob.) - IN PROGRESS.
It’s shaking in my hands.
It’s pointing at my enemy, threatening to go off any second, take his head off with it.
I can do it… I can stop this guy trying to kill me… for good! …I can stop it all!
…But… funny thing… Heh, heh…
I-I-I… I can’t…
Bob’s in half a crouch now, and I can see his eyes fearful of this thing in my hands… just like I have been of him…
He moves a little, and as soon as he does, I budge the gun upwards, towards his face, before taking a step back, scared out of my bad boy wits.
He watches me anxiously, slowly moving a hand forward. “Now, Bart…” he says, almost gently and soothingly, “…we don’t want to try anything hasty, do we?”
“Huh…” I’m stood the same, my determined yet petrified eyes blinking at both him and the weapon. “Oh… It’s d-different, now, ain’t it, Bob?” I mutter, retreating another step as I grip the firearm tightly. “Cos I didn’t get a chance to negotiate with you.”
“Bart, Bart, Bart…” he shakes his head with every mention of my name, last mention having me seem like the most hated thing in the world. “Had you not foiled every single one of my brilliant schemes, you would never be in this mess… Yet, you evaded my past attempts at this dreadful ordeal… If it had been anymore… different, and I got my way, I would have let you! …It’s likely, anyway.”
“Right-t-t-t-t,” I drag, giving obvious sarcasm. “Like I’d let you get away with framing Krusty… Anyway, smarty pants, if you succeeded with your murder habit and got away with it, I’d pretty much be dead! So, it’d be pointless. …Unless… you can negotiate with the dead! That’d be so cool...”
Whatcha’ thinking? …Why am I joking around with a murderer? …Huh. I don’t get that either… Oh, well. It’s fun, anyway.
Bob points out as-a-matter-of-factly, “Bart… there would be no point in negotiating about your demise if you were already…” He shuts up, and then growls like some person had just sung a terrible version of one of his favorite songs that I can’t remember, “Urgh! Damn it! I’m getting off subject!”
“What’s school got to do with this?”
He promptly facepalms. “I cannot understand how you do it, Bart Simpson… thwarter of my plans, my dreams… my freedom from that… dank, urine-soaked Hell-hole!”
“Hey…” I smirk a little, dismissing a free hand from the gun. “Not my problem your life sucks.”
My OC's (I WILL be revising these at some point...)
Kyna The Hare
Alignment: Neutral, but leans to Hero.
Born: 5th of May.
Fur Colour: White.
Eye Colour: Hazel.
Appearance: Wearing a brown cow-girl hat, which shadows her view sometimes, this 'Mobian' wears a crimson, loosely-tied scarf, or bandana, if you prefer. Her peach-coloured stomach houses a brown belt with two revolvers, residing in their holsters respectively. She is quite short, a third shorter than the average Sonic character, but she has short legs that can carry her surprisingly far. Underneath her scarf/bandana, sits her fluffy, cream collar, and a bob tail. According to Kyna, her parents weren't really of the same species... in a sense. One parent was anthropomorphic and one wasn't; this resulted in Kyna possessing paws, not normal Mobian hands.
Personality: Kyna can be a loose rocket; she's hasty, she's quite quick-tempered, and can be a pain to be around if pushed the wrong way. Not that she could do anything too significant with that: the most you'd ever get from her is a decent bollocking. Nonetheless, in critic situations (big or small) , she won't hesitate to help those close to her. Her accent, being that of a cowgirl, matches her appearance—she has quite a liking for the Wild West theme. With a strong sense of justice (despite her ill-mannered demeanour), she's surprisingly smart at the books, if they're about history. Her personality normally depends on the situation, as she attempts to be more caring if it's serious, if not, she'll just yell a lot. All of this shouting really isn't necessary, but she can't help it, especially if someone calls her the name 'RABBIT': that peeves her off greatly, and she will point out that she is a 'HARE' in a fit of rage. Most of her words are shortened due to her accent, and this leads to people judging her as dense and/or illiterate past her first sentence. Those first impressions annoy her so. She also has a tendency to declare that someone is 'blazin' crazy' if she thinks actions are remotely reckless, stupid, or unbelievable.
‘Yer’ blazin’ crazy!’
'What in tarnation...?!'
'What in blazin'...?!'
‘Huh? And what, in carrot’s name, is that?!’
‘I’d rather give up on carrots!’
‘I HATE VANILLA ICE CREAM!’
‘Uh, who said anythin’ about a crush? I told ya’ll! I ain’t got a crush on nobody! Nobody!’
‘Oh, carrot-sticks.’ (Normally a substitute for a, 'Oh, crap,' moment.)
‘Well, I dun’t care what you say. Ya’ can’t deny me’ freedom!’
Problems: Behind her quick-tempered self, Kyna has a few problems. She has an unnatural addiction to carrots. Yep. Carrots. She tends to have the need to eat one within the duration of every five hours; anything past that, she'll have a nervous breakdown, not thinking straight, throwing fits, and doing anything for one. She's quite insecure in the dark, but she can easily forget about it if she's munching on one of her favourite edibles.
Skills: Able to somewhat protect herself, the hare is somewhat okay in the fighting department. Not an expert, but enough to keep her safe due to her teachings by her mentor/guardian; she has yet to hone these skills. She's quite a fast runner, (amounting to only two thirds of Sonic's speed, therefore, cannot beat him and this leaves her goal impossible and a lost cause) yet she can be easily distracted and take her eyes off the road. She's quite a good swimmer, but she's never really done it much due to her irrational fear of lakes, pools, and anything like the latter. She can state the history of Mobius/Earth, and, to make up for her derail in physical fighting ability, she has her revolvers.
Hobbies: She normally spends her time munching on her favourite food, carrots, and this can go on for quite a while if she has enough of them; leaving her in a room full of them will result in an empty room within the next hour or less. She routinely challenges Sonic the Hedgehog to a race, and loses, much to her dismay, whilst denying her little crush on him, albeit quite blatantly. If not doing this, she can be seen studying history (she can't read fast, though) or doing anything to support the world not being destroyed.
Likes: Cute boys, Sonic the Hedgehog (Romantic-fluff interest though she denies it), Byro the Bat (Strong friendship bond), carrots, history, running, beautiful views, ruins.
Dislikes: Vanilla ice cream (GASP!), Byro's recklessness, anyone outright insulting carrots, any actual hostility against her friends (aside from her own verbal 'abuse'...), being doubted, someone questioning her knowledge of history, being short.
Pet Peeve: Someone calling her a rabbit when she's 'clearly a hare'. She will flip. Pronto.
Fears: She fears fire and its opposite element, and is reluctant and terrified of leaving someone behind. Losing someone is the same as an obvious fear, and she'll even reject her love of carrots because of it. Aside from the dark, she immensely fears Shadow the Hedgehog, since she has heard stories of those who have crossed paths with him, and vaguely about the events of ShTH.
Goal in Life: Until recently, she has been aspiring to beat and become faster than the blue blur, but, of course, that's quite impossible. The goal's pretty much a lost cause, but she hopes for it.
Backstory: She was one of the animals in the containers in the earlier Sonic games. [Yes, the backstory needs work... but it's sorta less cringeworthy than the old one... In fact, the whole damn thing needs work...]
Artwork: I haven't really drawn much of her, and I've only done one back when I was like thirteen or something and one this year... still looking for a comfortable way to draw her so the drawings are pretty bad...
Relationships and History:
Byro the Bat:
Pretty much like a protective brother to her, Byro is her "legal" guardian, as one might say, and one reason for that was that she's an orphan. When they met, Kyna was rather helpless, moreso that Byro took pity on her, and helped out. Sometimes he trusts her, with difficult tasks, yes, but sometimes, he doesn't. This infuriates Kyna thus times, since she thinks and "knows" she can handle herself. If in danger, Byro always puts Kyna before himself, and sometimes, Kyna does the same. Most of her intentions towards him are positive, since he aided her. The two share their spats, but still care about each other.
Byro the Bat
Name: Byro, (No spelling mistake,).
Born: Date Unknown, Location Unknown.
Appearance: Byro has a charcoal scarf, and has a fluffy chest, which is structured with a strange spiral shape. He had suffered a wound a while back, which is shown by the gruesome scar across his right eye, presumbly from a fight, or something. He wears short, black boots on his long legs, and wears white gloves.
Personality: Byro can be a nasty piece of work when he wants to be: he's cold, almost heartless, rash, and will do anything for anyone, unless it collides with hurting Kyna. Although quiet at times, Byro's just as calculating as the next guy, holding somewhat of a resemblance to that of a genius army general; holding strategy in his plans. He rarely tells anyone of anything, yet he speaks to Kyna often, (Which is possibly because he understands that he's the only one capable of looking after Kyna, right now,). He can be offensive towards others, had they insulted or disagreed with him when provoked. He's often protective of Kyna, and is aggressive when wished to be. The bat can be and sometimes always is wary, possibly due to the fact that he was brought up that way, although nothing else suggests why he is like this.
Skills: Stealthy, fluent at somersaults, glider, brilliant time manager, sensitive hearing, (able to eavesdrop on conversations, etc.) flier.
Hobbies: Exploring uncharted islands/places, keeping an eye on Kyna, practicing somersaults, studying tactics for incoming plans and strategies.
Likes: Kyna, (Strong Friendship Bond,) peace and quiet, the dark,
Dislikes: Sonic the "Arrogant" Hedgehog, Kyna’s attitude, (He's noted that her being around the blue blur has increased her confidence by far, and introduced a strong, justice-like, heroic attitude, unlike her previously helpless nature... this led to him having spats with her, and not getting along with her as well as he used to,) Anyone getting in his way, Anyone hurting or badmouthing Kyna, Murdering innocent souls, Being interrupted, (Which Kyna often does, as she ‘ruins the atmosphere’,) foolish people.
Fears: Kyna getting hurt or worse.
Whilst playing my recently bought Sonic ASR Transformed, I came across a funny glitch. The bridge on one of the tracks vanished, and the racers repeatedly drove off it, only to re-spawn and do the same thing... over and over again whilst screaming hysterically. XD Shadow was just parked at the side, just watching them. What's more? When the timer ran out, Shadow won the race without lifting a finger. X3
Notable/Favourite Roleplay Quotes:
During roleplays, there are moments I find inspiring, cute, or funny. I'll post these here. :)
This, right here, is a display of how I like Eggman. I'm sick of seeing so many fics portray him as some evil bastard. Maybe it's just my interpretation of him, but I prefer Eggman as hilarious, having-fun-whilst-being-evil, and at times, even merciful. You won't see me in any fics where he's torturing someone. (And come ON, peeps, that's an old bio for your OCs. -_- )
XXD An old moment in Neko's Sonic RP. Pretty cute and funny. Heheh.
Lol. XXD Everyone thought I killed him! X'D But I didn't. :3 Not that cruel. But everyone looked so shocked! XXD
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