Author has written 5 stories for Warhammer, and Harry Potter.
Quote of the Day: You must construct additional pylons!
Hey, people, I'm the Zealot of Aiur. I'm a 14 year old neeeeeeeeerd who likes to watch YouTube videos and anime and Star Wars and who also is obsessed with such games as Pokemon and Skyrim, and the obvious one, StarCraft!
Hobbies: Games, watching Star Wars, sleep, Pokemon, Skyrim, anime, StarCraft, Supernatural
Also, people who want to go onto one of my forums, go here: https://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/The-Zealot-of-Aiur/4112499/
Previous Pen Names:
My real name, which you shall not know. :D
Mr Awesome 123
Lord Vader of the Empire
The Ruby Knight
You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
And now, The Zealot of Aiur presents the songs of my life!
OK, so here's how it works to those of you not in the know:
Opening Credits Skyrim Literal Trailer by Tobuscus (Yaaaaaaaaay, the first Tie Fighter!)
Waking Up The Good Book by Tim Minchin (Well, that's an interesting wakeup call. Let's drown some fuckers in the bath!)
First day at school Riding a Black Unicorn Down the Side of an Erupting Volcano While Drinking from a Chalice filled with the Laughter of Small Children by Aurelio Voltaire (Wait, if I got to school that way, everyone would worship... Now, then, where the heck did I put my Time Machine and black unicorn?)
Falling in love High School Never Ends by Bowling for Soup (Well, that's not the first song that comes to mind when I think 'Love', but hey, I don't get to decide this shit. Yay!)
Fight Song Rock and Roll Nerd by Tim Minchin (Wow, that is a VERY interesting song for combat... Singing about drugs and nerdiness. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!)
Breaking Up American Idiot by Greenday (Oooooh, does this mean that my first girlfriend will be some sort of blonde American idjit? If that actually happened, then DAAAAANG. Anyway, moving on.)
Prom Night Darkside by Tim Minchin (Well, that'll be an interesting night. Also, Tim again? Damn, I know I got five of his songs on my playlist, but dang.)
Life What Would Jesus Do by The Axis of Awesome (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, it's so funny and true that it hurts. Well, aside from the fact that I'm an atheist and would be more likely to ask 'What would Yoda do?' but eh. Next!)
Mental Breakdown Dirty Rotten Bastards by Green Day (Freaking DANG it, I'll be singing about therapy and being retarded in the season of misery and then drinking! My playlist is awesomely accurate!)
Driving 4 Chords by Axis of Awesome (Yes! Like, 40 songs in one for me driving! Niiiiiiice!)
Flashback You Grew on Me by Tim Minchin (Well, it seems I'll be wistfully reflecting on an ex girlfriend or something. Boooooring! Next!)
Getting back together How to Write a Love Song by Axis of Awesome (Yeah, shitty shitty love song!)
Wedding Skyrim Theme by whoever the fuck wrote it (That'll be an interesting wedding. I wonder, will Alduin attack and spoil the wedding, only for me to Fus Ro Dah him?)
Birth of child It's My Life by Bon Jovi (OK, my not-so-great wit hasn't given me a comment to make on this particular song for me having a kid. Huh.)
Final Battle Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag Literal Trailer by Tobuscus (OK, that means I'll be some kind of privateer captain in the past, getting killed by an assassin pirate. Fun!)
Funeral Song End of the World by R.E.M (Yay, my funeral will be the beginning of the Apocalypse or something! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, suck on that, dickheads I don't like!)
Ending Credits Fuck the Motherfucker by Tim Minchin (Yeah, piss off, Pope! I will have the weirdest life ever, but yours is just gettin' fiddly!)
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