The Zealot of Aiur
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Joined 07-07-12, id: 4112499, Profile Updated: 03-19-15
Author has written 5 stories for Warhammer, and Harry Potter.

Quote of the Day: You must construct additional pylons!

Hey, people, I'm the Zealot of Aiur. I'm a 14 year old neeeeeeeeerd who likes to watch YouTube videos and anime and Star Wars and who also is obsessed with such games as Pokemon and Skyrim, and the obvious one, StarCraft!

Hobbies: Games, watching Star Wars, sleep, Pokemon, Skyrim, anime, StarCraft, Supernatural

Also, people who want to go onto one of my forums, go here: https://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/The-Zealot-of-Aiur/4112499/
Also note that most of them are dead, so if you want to go on them, sorry. I may try to revive any number of the dead ones in future, but only if I suddenly get back into whatever the forum's topic is. For example, at present, I really don't give a damn about One Piece, so that forum ain't coming back any time soon.

Previous Pen Names:

My real name, which you shall not know. :D

Mr Awesome 123

Lord Vader of the Empire

xThe-40k-Nerdx

The Ruby Knight

Pokemon-Trainer-Red64

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

And now, The Zealot of Aiur presents the songs of my life!

OK, so here's how it works to those of you not in the know:
1. Open your music library (iTunes, iPod, YouTube, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the name of the song and its artist as the answer
5. Every time you reach a new question, press the 'Next' button.

Opening Credits Skyrim Literal Trailer by Tobuscus (Yaaaaaaaaay, the first Tie Fighter!)

Waking Up The Good Book by Tim Minchin (Well, that's an interesting wakeup call. Let's drown some fuckers in the bath!)

First day at school Riding a Black Unicorn Down the Side of an Erupting Volcano While Drinking from a Chalice filled with the Laughter of Small Children by Aurelio Voltaire (Wait, if I got to school that way, everyone would worship... Now, then, where the heck did I put my Time Machine and black unicorn?)

Falling in love High School Never Ends by Bowling for Soup (Well, that's not the first song that comes to mind when I think 'Love', but hey, I don't get to decide this shit. Yay!)

Fight Song Rock and Roll Nerd by Tim Minchin (Wow, that is a VERY interesting song for combat... Singing about drugs and nerdiness. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!)

Breaking Up American Idiot by Greenday (Oooooh, does this mean that my first girlfriend will be some sort of blonde American idjit? If that actually happened, then DAAAAANG. Anyway, moving on.)

Prom Night Darkside by Tim Minchin (Well, that'll be an interesting night. Also, Tim again? Damn, I know I got five of his songs on my playlist, but dang.)

Life What Would Jesus Do by The Axis of Awesome (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, it's so funny and true that it hurts. Well, aside from the fact that I'm an atheist and would be more likely to ask 'What would Yoda do?' but eh. Next!)

Mental Breakdown Dirty Rotten Bastards by Green Day (Freaking DANG it, I'll be singing about therapy and being retarded in the season of misery and then drinking! My playlist is awesomely accurate!)

Driving 4 Chords by Axis of Awesome (Yes! Like, 40 songs in one for me driving! Niiiiiiice!)

Flashback You Grew on Me by Tim Minchin (Well, it seems I'll be wistfully reflecting on an ex girlfriend or something. Boooooring! Next!)

Getting back together How to Write a Love Song by Axis of Awesome (Yeah, shitty shitty love song!)

Wedding Skyrim Theme by whoever the fuck wrote it (That'll be an interesting wedding. I wonder, will Alduin attack and spoil the wedding, only for me to Fus Ro Dah him?)

Birth of child It's My Life by Bon Jovi (OK, my not-so-great wit hasn't given me a comment to make on this particular song for me having a kid. Huh.)

Final Battle Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag Literal Trailer by Tobuscus (OK, that means I'll be some kind of privateer captain in the past, getting killed by an assassin pirate. Fun!)

Funeral Song End of the World by R.E.M (Yay, my funeral will be the beginning of the Apocalypse or something! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, suck on that, dickheads I don't like!)

Ending Credits Fuck the Motherfucker by Tim Minchin (Yeah, piss off, Pope! I will have the weirdest life ever, but yours is just gettin' fiddly!)

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The Rebirth Series: Awakening Book 1: The Journey by xWinter-Queenx reviews
On the planet of Alderaan, a little girl has terrible dreams. Nightmares of a monster seeking to kill her. For reasons she doesn't - CANNOT - know. Her Master reasons that they are just dreams. And shall pass in time. But when those she cares about becomes threatened, she will do anything to protect them. But little Kiara soon realises... That nightmares can become reality.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,860 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Obi-Wan K.
The Battle for Cereon by Blip-chan reviews
The Tau, having abandoned the fertile Cereon system, have suddenly returned to help the Imperium stave off an ork attack. What does this mean for all the parties involved? Based on an RP, so posting may be slow.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 7/8/2009
One Up by occaryx reviews
Sergeant Avitus has never liked Thaddeus and, standing amidst a growing pile of dead greenskins, he's not inclined to change his mind any time soon. Dawn of War 2
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Space Marines - Complete
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The Power Marine Chronicles: 21 Days to Evac
Less than a week after the failed Invasion of Commorragh, the Power Marine chapter is in hot pursuit of Farseer Narieth, aboard her wraithship. Their goal is simple: Kill the traitorous Eldar. But, when the 3rd company, led by Captain Tragun, land on a desert world, he finds himself beset by enemies. Can Tragun and his men survive long enough for extraction? I do not own Warhammer.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,116 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Space Marines
Power Marine Chronicles: The Invasion of Commorragh reviews
This is a story about the Power Marines chapter, in the early days of their exile. They have decided to attack Commorragh and destroy the Dark Eldar utterly. But such gambles do not come without risks... I do not own Warhammer, Warhammer 40K or any of the races in the game. I do, however, own the two chapters of space marines in the story, and one Dark Eldar Kabal.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Space Marines, Dark Eldar - Complete
Harry Potter Parody book 1: The Philosophers (NOT SORCERERS) Stone
Book one in my parody of the Harry Potter series. Also, as the name suggests, it's PHILOSOPHERS stone, NOT sorcerer's. No idea why America changed that, but Philosopher is the original, so philosopher is the word used in this parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Published: 5/14/2014
Power Marine Chronicles: Yariels Origin reviews
The backstory of the power marines chapter master, starting with his creation as a space marine, and ending with the start of the pwer marines civil war, as with most of my Power Marine Chronicles origin stories. I do not own warhammer40k.
Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Space Marines
Power Marine Chronicles: Traguns Origin
This story gives a description of the power marines third company captains life, before he became a space marine, and after, finishing with the start of the power marines civil war.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,935 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 11/14/2013
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