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Author has written 37 stories for Mario, Wizards of Waverly Place, Harry Potter, Seussical, Misc. Books, Mythology, Misc. Movies, Hunger Games, Legend of Zelda, Misc. Tv Shows, Star Wars, Farscape, Spider-Man, and Mighty Boosh.

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Stupid Stories

I had $10. The girl needed only $5. I asked her, "Do you have change for a ten?"

I was assembling my alto saxophone. I put on my neck strap. My friend got us a music stand. I put the music on the stand. I got the body of the saxophone and asked,"Where's my neck strap? Oh well, maybe someone stole it..." My friend says, "It's on your neck, retard!" DUH! "Oh yeah!"

My dad, sufi, and I were going to watch TV and we didn't know where the heck our remote was. We were all set, pizza, napkins, soda, TV on...just the remote. We searched and searched. Someone was being a bit colourful (dad). Sufi lifted up a napkin. "HERE IT IS!!"


Critics United


Critics United. Good cause, if you call telling the AUTHOR that their story was against the rules, then insulting them, is a good cause. They think we're angry because we don't want to change our story. That's a reason. Most of them don't even have a story! Mind your business CU! Another reason is that they insult us! NO ONE LIKES BEING INSULTED. DUH, RETARDS! Tell us nicely, then GO AWAY!


My Fanfiction Stories

Hello, everyone! I am an active beta reader as well as an author. Right now, my active genres are Harry Potter. I will get around to finishing my other stories. Here are some stories that I absolutely love that are mine: Horton Smells A Poo, The Bat in the Hat, The Adventure of Granny Mario, The Lorax: Unless, and The Kleenex! Sorry I couldn't put links, it wasn't working.


If you are on team Peeta, post this on your profile.

If you have 5 OC's or more, post this on your profile.

If you have actually danced at a dance, post this on your profile.

If you like aeropostale, GAP, and American Eagle, post this on your profile.

If you love British accents and/or the country, post this on your profile.

If you like the Gorillaz, post this on your profile.

If you like Electric Six, post this on your profile.

If you like Evil Cowards, post this on your profile.

If you hate country accents (not the people), post this in your profile.

If you've seen The Hunger Games, post this in your profile.

If you LOVE Dimentio, back away from him, then post this in your profile.

If you LOVE Oliver Phelps/George Weasly, leave him alone, then post this in your profile.

If you love purple, post this on your profile.

If you hated a TV show, but watched all the episodes anyway, post this in your profile.

If you've ever secretly hated someone without them knowing, post this in your profile.

If you know someone who is an atheist, but don't judge them, you're a good person, and post this in your profile.

If you've ate guinea pig food pellets, post this in your profile.

If you like appropriate anime pictures, post this in your profile.

If you DON'T have a cell phone and want one badly, post this in your profile.

If people think you're crazy, post this in your profile.

If you've ever made such a stupid mistake that you would just love to erase, post this in your profile.

If your friends with at least 20 guys, post this in your profile.

If you've ridden the bus to go to school, post this in your profile.

If you have over 100 friends, post this in your profile.

If you didn't post Dimentio's Epic Girlfriend's Carmen thing and survived, post this on your profile.

If you can do great accent imitation, post this in your profile.

If you have ever hated a noun as much as hate can go, post this on your profile.

If you've ever been forced to be friends with someone you absolutely hate because their parents and your parents are friends, or family reunion, post this in your profile.

If you are on team Loki, post this in you're profile.

If you love Loki, back away from him, and post this in your profile.

If you LOVE the Mighty Boosh, post this in your profile.

If you LOVE Vince Noir, he's mine, and post this in your profile.

If you like My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, post this in your profile.

If your favorite is Rarity (she's my favorite!), post this in your profile.

If your favorite is Fluttershy, post this in your profile.

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KOMUSO INTERVIEWS

We are now interviewing Komuso!

So, you've had 3 boyfriends that their last names all started with w?

Yep, and I'm single!

You are skinny, but loves to eat?

I've ate a brownie that's been stomped on. It had a plastic cover. I've eaten 20 slices of pizza in 30 minutes.

Do you do chores?

For $30 a month.

What type a girl are you?

Well, I'm not a fan of pink, unless it's a dark pink. I like black clothes, but I'm not a goth. I'm not a girly girl or a stupid girl. I do talk about other people and make jokes (I'll be a great guest for a party!) and I am not a sporty person. You tell me.

But I am you, aren't I? Oh never mind! Do you like how you look?

For the most part...just my nose. But I love my ears because they are a bit pointy like elves ears!

Any siblings?

Sufi. Grrrrrr...

Any relatives on fanfiction?

Dimentio's Epic Girlfriend. We are cousins.

Any friends?

Lilae Windu.

Do you play an instrument?

Alto Saxophone!

So, how many friends do you have?

Best friends... at least 3. Friends overall... at least over 50.

Do you have a good memory?

For songs and homework.

Well, Komuso feels like she has revealed enough for the public eye! This is the end to

KOMUSO INTERVIEWS


OC's that I have used:

Kai-Lai owned by Dimentio's Epic Girlfriend

OC's that I own (17 amazing OCs! Thanks everyone!):

Mei-Lei-

She has brown hair (She changes hair styles, but mostly uses wavy a lot.) Her eyes are emerald green with long eyelashes. Her personality changes depending on the story she's in. The first ever character I've made. She has either has been based off my life or she has influenced mine. (May-Lay) ANY STORY

Raechelle Patil-

Pronounced like Rachel. Well, she has wavyish, dark brown hair and brown eyes. She usually is a calm person with an easy going personality. She's flexible (not like split flexible, more like time) and will do her friends homework. Made her as an example for my forum. Definitely based on me. (Ray-chel) HARRY POTTER

Rochana Adi-

Green, silky, long hair. She also has violet eyes. She gets angry very easily and has a short tolerance for annoyances. But if she isn't angry she is friendly or in pain. Made her when I got inspired to make a Star Wars story. (Rock-ana A-dee) STAR WARS

Jayati-

Blue skin, blue eyes, blue tentacles. Very short temper, likes other people's distress, and hates anyone that she feels the need or more like urge to victimize. Same as Rochana. (Jay-ot-ti) STAR WARS

Fredan-

Dark black hair, gold eyes, and very pale. Seems to have easy going personality. Same as Jayati. (This is hilarious.) (FrEE-dan) STAR WARS

Karma Silver-

Red wavy hair with blue eyes. She is in pain a lot and has developed some sort of revenge quality. Based this off of bully victims. (I'm not doing a pronunciation for Karma.) MONSTERS

Winter Jade-

White blonde hair with black highlights (I guess highlights). She has been through a lot of pain, but has gotten over most of it. I had am awesome dream!!! (Same as Karma) MONSTERS

Dementia-

Dimentio's younger sister. She has messy purple hair and one blue eye and green one. She is insane. I thought of her while watching a medicine commercial. (Say Dimentio with with an a instead) MARIO

Granny Mario-

You have to read the story and yes I made a story about her! My friend M* made up something similar to this. I wanted to publish it, so I tweaked it to make a Mario fanfic. (I hope you know how to pronounce this!!) MARIO

Wynelle Nia Kenobi-

Obi-Wan's secret daughter, she longs to see him, but for now she is a thief. She has Auburn hair and blue green eyes. I made her up on my forum and liked her, so a story I made. (Win-nel NEEa Ken- Obi STAR WARS

Blizzy-

Parents own Snowville and they're super rich. Sometimes on Mario's side, sometimes not. Made her on my cousin's forum. (Bliz-zEE) MARIO

D'arita-

is a Meerian girl who wants to go away from her planet. Pale skin, metallic gold hair, silver eyes. (DUH-rEETa) STAR WARS

Igneous Hakuo-

a female magmaein that has been exiled from her planet. Red hair, unnaturally pale skin, golden eyes. FARSCAPE

Arizona-
Milkmaid that has blonde, choppy hair, dark eyes, milkmaid outfit. Elf that is trying to save the world from an evil force. Once Upon A Marigold

Sarah Mauve-

A Boosh fan that gets sucked into the Mighty Boosh. Dark brown wavyish hair. Reddish brown eyes. Figure. (sAR-RA MoVAY) Mighty Boosh

Imagene Silver-

Also a Boosh fan that gets sucked into the world of the Mighty Boosh. Strawberry blonde hair that is straight. Green/grey eyes. A bit chubby. NOT RELATED TO KARMA SILVER! (Imogene) MIGHTY BOOSH

Kelsee Connors-

Daughter of Dr. Curtis Connors. Wavy blonde hair, blue eyes, and skinny. Figure.


1. Age? Almost --

2. Height? 5' 3"

3. Eyes? Brown, sometimes look red.

4. Have any tattoos? nope

5. And piercings? ear piercings

6. Fave food? Pizza and ice cream!!!!

7. Fave pizza topping? Pepperoni

8. Fave drink? Ginger Ale

9. Siblings? 1 sister younger than me

10. Been in a fight Of course

11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? Serious relationships. All lasted at least 1 week.

12. Weight? I'm tall so around 97 lbs

13. Fave snack? Anything edible and good that I like

14. Fave candy? Everything!!!!!

15. Fave movie? I like most movies

16. Fave show? Mighty Boosh BBC Comedy FTW!!!

17. Do you smoke? No. Never ever!!

18. Blondes or brunettes? Where the red heads go?

19. Any scars? Yes.

20. Fave music? Mick Jagger will be in history for scarring us with him singing at age 80, and blessing us with his awesome music when he legally allowed to.

21. Fave actor? Jonny Depp is GENIUS

22. Where do you live? On EARTH (surprised?)

23. Do you miss anyone right now? Yes.

24. Last person who made you cry? Don't remember.

25. Do you enjoy school? Only because friends are there.

26. Desires? Go to the UK and have a family!

27. Fave fast food joint? Try homemade meals

28. What's the last thing you drank? My saliva

29. What are you doing right now? Filling this out. Duh.

30. Where would you like to go? UK

31. Are you in a relationship? Not right now, but I know someone who does

32. Ever been arrested? No.

33. Ever had a stalker? YES.

34. Ever gone sky-diving? NO.

35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? In the ground.

36. Is there a god? Whadda you think?

37. Do you have a cell phone? No but me wants one

38. Are you squeamish? Maybe...

39. Are you a human? Most likely. I mean, I took a freaking personality test!

40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? Not sure

41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? I dunno, I think about stupid things all the time.

42. Do people find you attractive? Some guys.

43. What annoys you? My sister, vain people...

44. What are you afraid of? Tornadoes.

45. Gold or silver? Both.

46. Are people afraid of you? No (sadly)

47. Do you sing in public? NO.

48. Ever been screwed over? I've never been whacked over the head or tripped over with a screwdriver if that's what you mean.

49. Does money make people happy? To a certain extent.

50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? YES. But we have REALLY screwed up Mother Nature's work of art. I just don't know about Americans. I think we're screwed.

51. What's your hair look like? Very dark brown, covers over my left eyes, wavyish, down to me bosoms.

52. First job? I'm at school! I guess I'm a volunteer.

53. Do you like meeting new people? Yes. As long as they're like not killers.

54. Do you get along with your parents? Most of the time.


The Office is EPIC!!!! Dwight is reminds me of a Simpson...no offense or anything. My dad said, "Man, that's one ugly dude!" so yeah. And Pam and Jim are SO CUTE together. I think Andy and Kelly would be good. Angela, the tight a* Christian, that is very small. (When people were doing limbo, she didn't know it was there and just walked through the doorway, and was shorter that the limbo stick.) Oscar and his sarcastic comments. Some favorite quotes and scenes.

"There is such thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown." -Micheal Scott (The Regional Manager)

"Hey, look at me, I'm a baby! I'm one of those babies from "Look Who's Talking." What am I thinking? [Laughs] Look at all those staplers! What's a stapler!? I don't even know, I'm a baby! Hey, Mom, I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty, Mama! I want some milk. And you know where milk comes from! Breasts." - Micheal Scott talking and pretending to be a baby.

Why did the convict have to be a black guy? It is such a stereotype. I just wish that Josh had made a more progressive choice. Like a white guy... who went to prison for... polluting a black guy's lake. -Micheal Scott, finding out that the convict is Martin, an African American guy NO OFFENSE, If I did.

Michael: Just... try to be cool.
Dwight: I am cool.
Michael: Okay, are you cool, really?
Dwight: I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm so cool. Tell me what is going on.
Michael: Um... Martin, from Stamford, was, at one time, in prison. [Dwight starts to run] No. Dwight! Be cool! Be cool!

I am greatly concerned about having a convict in the office. And I do not care if that convict is white, black, Asian, German, or some kind of halfsy. I do not like criminals. -Dwight, after he found out there was a criminal in the office.

Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What's he wearing? Nothing special, baseball cap on backwards, baggy pants... he says something ordinary like... 'yo, thats shizzle.' Okay. Now slowly open your eyes again. Who are you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well, shame on you. -Micheal, trying to prove criminals can be anyone.

I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for, because... it sounds an awful lot like what I do here every day. -Kevin, scared tha he might get arrested.

Creed: [singsong voice] Baby. Hello baby. Here you want to play with this?
Karen: You can't give paperclips to a baby. He could swallow.
Creed: Oh, it's okay. I've got tons of them. You like that? Goo-goo-goo-goo?

Michael: Why don't we... pump some iron? Anyone wanna... pump up?
Jim: What is that, like... five pounds?
Michael: It's uh... two and a half. I'm not going for bulk, I'm going for tone.

Jim: What'd you do, Prison Mike?
Michael: I stole. ... And I robbed. And I kidnapped... the... president's son. And held him for ransom.
Jim: That is... quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Michael: And I nevah got caught, neither.
Jim: Well, you're... in... prison, but, mmhmm.

When I was in the sixth grade, I was a finalist in our school Spelling Bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word 'failure'. -Dwight

Michael: It's a joke, Dwight. It's not a Sex Ed class.
Dwight: But I'm right?
Michael: Yeah, you're right about the difference between a man and a woman, but not about the punch line to the joke, right? [stand up comic voice] The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman... is boobs!

Jim: You know I majored in Public Speaking in College.
Dwight: You did?
Jim: Mmmhmm. And the first thing they teach you is that you've got to be true to your self. And you are all about authority.
Dwight: Yes. I am.
Jim: The great speakers throughout history were not joke tellers. They were people of passion. So if you want to do well today, you got to do what they did.
Dwight: Which is?
Jim: You've got to wave your arms and you've got to pound your fists. Many times. It's supposed to emphasize your point.

Ok, I didn't actually major in Public Speaking. But, I did download speeches from some of history's famous dictators. Like this one [holds up paper]. Originally given by Benito Mussolini. - Jim tricking Dwight.

Dwight:bangs fists] Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day. [waves arm] how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fist] Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work, but from the moment as a child when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime's struggle [waves arms]. A never-ending fight. I say to you [hits podium] and you'll understand that it is a privilege to fight!
Crowd: [clapping]
Dwight: WE ARE WARRIORS!
Crowd: [clapping and cheering]
Dwight: Salesman of Northeastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour!
Crowd: [clapping and cheering]
Dwight: [laughs maniacally] Yeah. Yes! -Part of Dwight's speech.

My friend was eating doughnuts in front of a cop and then he said, "Hey cop, you like doughnuts?" then we drove away. -Ryan, talking on the phone.


Best friends are siblings from another family.

'Secret Admirer' is just the nicer way of saying stalker.

Musicians that become famous usually die at an early age.

Dogs do whatever you say if they are trained correctly.

Cats think and ignore about whatever you say.

Guinea pigs can and will try to eat anything in their path.

You're not obsessed. You just think about them all the time.


If Star Wars really did happen a long time ago, how come they have stuff we don't?


Emperor Qin ruled China during 221-207 B.C.E. His punishments were to bury people alive or to work on the Great Wall of China. Working on the Great Wall of China must have been hard, considering how long it is and how tall it is. He persecuted scholars and burned useless books. "Thousands may die, so billions may live," he said, referring to the Great Wall of China. Surprisingly, no rebellions occurred during his rule. However, when his son became emperor, everyone rebelled and the peasant who started the rebellion became ruler. That started the Han Dynasty.

Ice-cream is a Chinese invention. So, is gunpowder. Silk.

Pluto is a dwarf planet. Pluto also has a moon, Charon. The revolve around each other. Charon is actually bluer than Pluto. Pluto is covered with methane, nitrogen, and methane ice. It's temperature is 37 K. About 40 AU from the sun.

Delphine Lalaurie was a torturer and serial killer. This was during the time people had slaves. One day, a fire broke out in her mansion and the cook was chained to the stove. She said she was trying to commit suicide so she wouldn't go up into the attic. Once you go in there, you never come out. Firefighters checked upstairs and found a terrifying sight. Some of the slaves' arms and hands were sown to different parts of the body. One slave was carved into looking like a human caterpillar. Another had it's arms broken and reshaped to look like a crab. The slaves that were alive were begging for death so that they could escape the pain. She wasn't found until she died of an accident while hunting. She was killed by a wild boar.

Charles Manson was a serial killer. At a young age, had a crappy life. As he got older, he thought that since humans were killing the world, he should kill humans to stop it. He made his followers insane and made them think they were someone else. He was also a musician and liked to sing. He sounds crazy and might be. He is 78.


Mei-Lei (ML): Is anyone bored?

Sarah Mauve(SM): Me, defintly!

Raechelle Patil (RP): Is anyone feeling musical? Accio Saxophone!

ML: _ Sounds like fun...I'm getting my guitar!

RP: You joining in Sarah?

SM: *Rolls eyes* Fine. Imagene, you're on drums!

Imagene Silver (IS): YAY, YAY, YAY!!!!

SM: *Sighs* No more candy. For now.

IS: *Pouts*

ML: K, got my guitar! Imagene go!

IS: 1, 2, 3, 4- *Hits high hat softly*

SM: What good can we say comes from the cold and the rain?

RP: *Plays D*

SM: What good can we say comes from the cold and the rain?

ML: *Strums eighth notes*

SM: Loneliness, depression, oh so strange. What good can we say comes from the cold and the rain?

(BTW MY OWN CREATION)

RP: Wow, great guys!

Everyone: It was nothing!

SM: Hey Imagene and I haven't been in any fanfics yet! I wonder what I'll be in...

IS: We. You mean we, right?

SM: Of course, what was I thinking?

IS: Stupid Sarah, stupid Sarah, stupid Sarah!!!!!! Hee hee.

SM: *Sighs heavily* Hilarious indeed.

ML: ? Um, is she-

SM: Not sure.

IS: *Trying to touch her nose with her tongue*

RP: Who here likes Awolnation?

ML: Never heard of them.

RP: Well here is Sail by Awolnation.

This is how I show my love.
Made it in my mind because,
Blame it on my ADD, baby.

This is how an angel dies.
I blame it on my own sick pride.
I blame it on my ADD, baby.

Sail (X5)

Maybe I should cry for help.
Maybe I should KILL myself.
Myself.
Blame it on my ADD, baby.

Maybe I'm a different breed.
Maybe I'm not listening.
So, blame it on my ADD, baby.

La,la,la,la,la,
la,la,la,la,la oh! (X2)

Sail(X5)

Sail with me, into the dark.
Sail!
Sail with me, into the dark.
Sail!
Sail with me, into the dark.
Sail!
Sail with me, Sail with me.
Sail!

RP: Soooo...

ML: It was pretty good actually. Now who's heard of the Rolling Stones?

SM: The magazine!

ML: The band, stupid.

SM: ...No?

ML: May I-

SM: Go ahead.

ML: Ruby Tuesday by the Rolling Stones!

She would never say where she came from.
Yesterday don't matter if it's gone.
While the sun is bright,
Or in the darkest night,
No one knows.
She comes and goes.

Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday.
Who could hang a name on you?
When you change with every new day,
Still I'm gonna miss you...

Don't question why she needs to be so free.
Shell tell you it's the only way to be.
She just can't be chained,
To a life where nothing's gained,
And nothings lost.
At such a cost

There's no time to lose, I heard her say.
Catch your dreams before they slip away.
Dying all the time,
Lose your dreams,
And you will lose your mind.
Aint life unkind?

Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
When you change with every new day,
Still I'm gonna miss you...


ML: Feedback please.

SM: Very pretty lyrics. Nobody's ever heard the Gorillaz?

IS: I have!

SM: Anybody else?

Everyone: *Crickets*

SM: Well, here's Melancholy Hill by the Gorlliaz.

Up on melancholy hill,
There's a plastic tree.
Are you here with me?
Just looking out on the day,
Of another dream.

Well you can't get what you want,
But you can get me.
So let's set up and see.
'Cause you are my medicine,
When you're close to me,
When you're close to me.

So call in the submarine,
'Round the world will go.
Does anybody know?
If we're looking out on the day,
Of another dream.

If you can't get what you want,
Then you come with me.

Up on melancholy hill,
A manatee?
Just looking out on the day,
When you're close to me,
When you're close to me.

When you're close to me.

ML: The video and 2D's singing makes it WAY BETTER.

IS: You did a pretty good job.

ML: Thanks.

IS: MY TURN! MY TURN! MY TURN! Electric Six? Some side projects of theirs Evil Cowards and Fall On Your Sword?

RP: YEAH! In One of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies it had Danger! High Voltage! in it!

IS: Well here is one of their songs called Dance Pattern.

He says she loves these United States of America
And the flag for which it stands, of thee I sing
And she tells me she's a liar but I don't believe her.
She'll tell me almost anything.

Placin' your bet on a horse that never left the gate now.
Got nothin' left on your plate.
But it's better than walkin' around,
Lookin' for another man to subjegate.
Better than wondering what it was she just ate.

Did I make a mistake when I turned it on?
Was my dance pattern right?
Was my dance pattern wrong?
Did I make a mistake when I sang the song?
Was my vox too sexy?
Was my vox too strong?

Ooh, ooh,ooh, OOOH! (X8)

Now you navigate your way around the treacherous terrain.
Try not to step in the Darvocet and the Novocaine.
And you're stuck in the corner listening to some guy talk about his screenplay,
And the crazy things he did one night in Spain.

Woo!

Did I make a mistake when I turned it on?
Was my dance pattern right?
Was my dance pattern wrong?
Did I make a mistake when I sang the song?
Was my vox too sexy?
Was my vox too strong?

Ooh, ooh,ooh, OOH! (X8)

My dance pattern is everything that matters to me.
The blood splatters, you should see the suckas scatter,
Man it really is a sight to see.

Well we've seen the years go by,
But it seems we've reached the end of the line.
And there ain't no happy ending,
When you're constantly pretending
That the good lord ripped you out of my side.

And this time there are no feelings,
And it feels like there's no time.
And it feels like it's time to let my feelings do some talking,
Some time, every time, every time I dance with you!

Did I make a mistake when I turned it on?
Was my dance pattern right?
Was my dance pattern wrong?
Did I make a mistake when I sang the song?
Was my vox too sexy?
Was my vox too strong?

Did I make a mistake when I turned it on?
Was my dance pattern right?
Was my dance pattern wrong?
Did I make a mistake when I sang the song?
Was my vox too sexy?
Was my vox too strong?

Everyone: ...Catchy.

IS: I know, right? I wish someone would use me and Sarah in a fic...

Komuso: Your time is coming. While your waiting, shut up about it!

ML: I spy with my little eye-

SM: *coughs*

ML*sighs heavily* I spy with my medium sized eye something purple and yellow.

RP:...that guy over there? Is he for like the Jester Club or something? I hate that club especially now!

ML: That's Dimentio! He is the most well known jesters ever! :D

RP: ...Why should I care?

ML: He has magic! He is awesome! He is one of the best Mario characters EVER! _

RP:...Why should I care?

SM: LOKI!!!!!!

IS: THOR!!!!!!

RP: What are they wearing? *Laughs* They look so stupid!

SM and IS: They are Norse Gods and are very powerful!!!!

RP: ...Why should I care?

SM: He is so hot and evil!!!!

IS: He is so hot and manly!!!!

RP: Why should I care?

SM: Ignorant scum! Hi, Loki!

Loki: Bow down to me, mortal!

SM: I love you!

Loki: ...?

IS: Hi, Thor!

Thor: Mortal, do not bow down to my brother!

SM: ?

IS: I love you, Thor!

Thor: ...? Let's go brother. Fangirls are very dangerous! Even the Avengers are afraid of them. And look how many times they kicked your butt!

Loki: Shut up. *Sighs* Let's go.

SM and IS: *Waving*

RP: *Gasps* Vince Noir!!!!! HOT!

ML: What's he from?

RP: The Mighty Boosh!!!!

Komuso: Hmmmm...I'll be using Sarah and Imagene soon... Thanks, Raechelle! Your fandom actually is something I haven't used.

RP: Your welcome!

Everyone: *Evil stare*

RP: What? I'm helpful!

SM: Well, Vince IS cute...

IS: I really DO like animals.

RP: *Smirks*

ML: *Frowns*

The next day...

SM: WE'RE IN A FANFIC!

RP: Really?

IS: YEP!

RP: Congrats!

ML: Hey, Komuso!

Komuso: Yes?

ML: I'm bored!

K: That's what you said in the beginning of this whole thing.

ML: Can I be in another fanfic? At some point? Please?

K: You've been in-what- 7 fanfics already! And on the forums!

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The Third Skywalker by ClarinetRox88 reviews
Ani wakes up-and doesn't know who she is. However, when she meets Luke Skywalker and discovers he is her brother, she is whisked through adventure and a fight to find who she truly is. Extremley mild language and some violence. WedgeXOC
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012
Messing With Dimmy by The Lazy Italian Firecracker reviews
Mimi is bored. Like, EXTREMELY bored. But, an on-the-spot idea can cure her boredom - not to mention flip her love-life upside down. Messing with Dims may not be a good idea, after all... Mimi\Mr. L and Dimentio\Nastasia.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Mimi, Mr. L - Complete
The Life of Loki by Sufi reviews
No one does like the girl named Loki-Oops I mean boy named Loki. With his long,greasy hair with his green dress-I mean robe. Not even his own brother Thor.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Complete
Tail of a Fox: The Story of the FoxFaced Girl by SilverAquaTrident reviews
I think a lot of people know me as Foxface. It's not my real name, of course, but I like it. It suits me, I guess. People may think I'm just this sly, cunning girl who almost won the 74th Hunger Games. They also love to compare me with a fox. But I am a human. I make mistakes. And my biggest mistake was overestimating myself. My name is Finch Wetherall, and here is my story.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,662 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Foxface
Without You by X-Kookie-X reviews
It's nearly been a year that Gale has struggled to live without Katniss. He's been trying to get over her but there was not one moment of a day of that year where he hasn't thought of her. Yes, his thoughts are painful ... but the consequences of facing their realitly swallows him whole ... -Set after "Mockingjay" by 'Suzanne Collins' - My first fanfic - PLEASE REVIEW!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Gale H. - Complete
Me, a Quarter Quell, and My Stupid Life by SilverAquaTrident reviews
My name is Haymitch Abernathy. You know, that annoying drunk who reeks of liquor fumes and can't attend a public event for fifteen minutes without passing out. Everyone thinks I'm just this shallow slob who does nothing but drink. I am more than that. I once had a decent life, but the Hunger Games turned my world upside down. Here is my story. T for Haymitchness.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,964 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Haymitch A. - Complete
The Return of Darkness by VioletNinja reviews
A direct sequel to Super Paper Mario, we follow Blumiere and Timpani, Mario and the gang, and some new characters as they try to stop Dimentio from destroying everything again- but he holds a terrible secret. Love, loss, action, and SPM secrets revealed!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,856 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Count Bleck/Blumiere, Dimentio - Complete
Sorta Star Wars by Joe Hamm reviews
A draft script I did of a Star Wars spoof.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Against the Grain by tigress33 reviews
Legolas goes to Rivendell to escape heartbreak and teach a young girl how to fight. As she grows up, she opens Legolas' soul to love once again. Story starts 14 years before the Fellowship of the Ring. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,421 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Legolas - Complete
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Rebellion reviews
Voldemort won the duel against Harry Potter and the Wizarding World is now under Voldemort's control. Can anyone stop him? Trilogy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2012
Mighty Boosh: Killeroo
2 new characters in this episode of the Mighty Boosh! I'll be making more! Check out my profile for more info on new characters.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Howard M., Vince N.
Know You Once Again reviews
In takes place in the movieverse. Dr. Curtis Connors has a daughter. She is taken away from him. OC is daughter.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Curt C./Lizard
Approaching Darkness reviews
An evil force is destroying everything in his path. Can the land be saved or will it perish as the dark forces rise? I drew the picture! ONCE UPON A MARIGOLD for all the "Critics United" out there wanting to ban me and the story! If you would've waited until I updated, you would've found out. Oh, a shoutout for Question42: I'm not an arrogant little butthurt! Be more creative!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012
Baby Steps, Dimentio reviews
Mei-Lei bets that Dimentio can't walk to a tree.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Dimentio - Complete
Dimentio's Epic Girlfriend and Komuso: It's A Mario time! reviews
DEG's 'story'. Mei-Lei and her older sister, Kai-Lai, get transferred into the Wii. Mei-Lei is the image I drew!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Dimentio, Mr. L
Dimentio's Epic Girlfriend and Komuso: Part of the Story reviews
Obi-Wan and Anakin find Mei-Lei and Kai-Lai tags along. WARNING: Very Random! Don't worry! I'm discovering more! Which means, more fics!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
The Baby reviews
Zelda and Link with their baby. ONE-SHOT
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Hogwarts: The First Year reviews
Padma's daughter, Raechelle pronounced like Rachel , Ron and Hermione's son, Hugo, and Angelina's and George's son, Fred Weasly ll, go to Hogwarts for the first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Hugo W., Fred W. II
The NightLife Trilogy: Change reviews
Karma Silver was unpopular and bullied. Winter Jade was under the radar. Until they became changed. Not exactly sure how to describe the genres. R&R! I drew the pic!
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012
She's A Rainbow reviews
A poem about Iris. It's not the best poem in the world. Better ones include Horton Smells a Poo, The Bat In The Hat, The Lorax: Unless, The Kleenex. They're all in my stories. Plz check them out. And the cover? That's me! Except edited to make it look a bit different.
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Complete
Farscape: A Newcomer
Crichton, D'Argo, Zhaan, Aeryn and Rygel have landed and a girl wants their help.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2012 - D'Argo, J. Crichton
The Plunger Games reviews
The Hunger Games... Mario style! I don't own anything, but the plot.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Luigi, Mario
A Change In the Force reviews
This takes place in the second movie of the Star Wars Saga. With my OC!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Star Wars: The New Conspiracy reviews
Sequel to Star Wars: The New Republic.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Luke S. - Complete
Star Wars: The New Republic reviews
Rochana, a girl from the planet Kiss, has a new life when she joins the New Republic. Got most of the info. on Wookiepedia so don't... think I'm wrong?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Luke S., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Curious George and the Banana reviews
The man in the yellow hat and Curious George find a banana. Never would've guessed, right? :D
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Complete
Why does Nintendo Hate Green? reviews
YES, making Luigi look stupid is a crime! And it hurt Saria to leave Link!
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Link, Luigi - Complete
All Alone reviews
Mimi is writing in her diary after the Void was closed. ONE SHOT
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Mimi - Complete
The Adventure of Granny Mario reviews
Instead of a nice elderly lady, Granny Mario is a mean, selfish, senior criminal! Lady. One shot. Oh, Mario is mentioned, like, once.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Mario - Complete
The Life Changing Rap reviews
Barney and Elmo have a rapping contest. Who will win? I don't own any characters. It might be a ONE-SHOT if I don't have any ideas.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Complete
What If reviews
What If Count Bleck had feelings for Nastia? What if Dimentio and Mr. L fought over who's TV time it was?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Count Bleck/Blumiere, Nastasia
Decisions reviews
Rosalina wants Luigi to love her. Daisy is starting to fall in love with Mr. L. What will be the result?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Daisy, Rosetta/Rosalina
The Hunger Games: Gale's POV reviews
The title pretty much says it all! Read the Hunger Games before you read this! Contains spoilers! Exclamation mark!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E.
Who's On Top? Season 1 reviews
Greek gods and goddesses are living their lives in this century. Going through problems big and bigger! And small things,too. From stupid decisions to awesome days, life has never been this complicated. Every chapter is a episode. Sorry haven't updated. I'm getting in a new episode!
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012
The Justice Hunters
Magenta, Mirando, and Roan are three very different people. They all must join together to defeat a leader who wants something back. Starring Nick Fury Jr. Not the best fanfic, but not the worst one either.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,196 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Complete
I Hate You Like a Cuss Word reviews
No real cussing. Another Selena Gomez parody! It's a parody of noooo really? I Love You Like a Love Song. Please R&R!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Alex R. - Complete
The Kleenex reviews
The Lorax is made by Dr.Seuss just so you know! I made a parody of it.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Complete
The Lorax:Unless
Lorax is back and so are the truffla trees! But something is going on and something that the trees don't need
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Complete
Super Paper Mario: The Song reviews
I don't own anything, but the lyrics. Evil Cowards made Love Pigs which is what I'm basing this off of. No cursing or stuff like that! If you haven't noticed this is in the Mario section. So it has something to do with Mario! Enjoy!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Count Bleck/Blumiere, Mario - Complete
The Bat in the Hat reviews
The Bat in the Hat is much more different than the Cat! Horton Smells a Poo is based off of Horton Hears a Who by Dr. Seuss. This is based off of The Cat in the Hat.
Seussical - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Complete
Horton Smells a Poo reviews
One day, Horton was swimming and smelled a gross scent. What can it be? What will happen?
Seussical - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Horton, S. Kangaroo - Complete
I'm Not Scared of Voldemort: A Song for Ginny reviews
I used Evil Coward's I'm Not Scared of Flying Saucers song to make this. Harry's POV I hope you figure during the song to Ginny. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Haunted Past of Dimentio Part 2 reviews
Dementia is dead, Dimentio and Mei-Lei's friendship break, what else could go wrong? Dimentio, realizing he had been wrong, searches for Mei-Lei's forgiveness. She is angry and doesn't care about him anymore. Will they be friends ever again? Or is this the end of Mei-Lei and Dimentio's friendship?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Dimentio
The Haunted Past of Dimentio: Part 1 reviews
Dimentio recovers from the spark incident and asks his friends to help find his sister who ran away from their perfect freak parents. Can they save her? Will friendship be as strong as it ever was?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Dimentio - Complete
The Ascending Shadows reviews
Dimentio is back. All the people except Mimi and Dimentio are kidnapped. Kai-Lai and Mei-Lei, new characters, help to find their missing friends. Can a jester, a mechanical spider, a warrior and Peach's maid restore peace? First fanfic
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Dimentio, Mimi - Complete
Who Says parody reviews
Just a little thing I made for amusement. No I don't own anyone or anything. I made up the lyrics some of them and I don't feel that way. It was just for fun! Jeez!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Alex R. - Complete
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