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Joined 07-07-12, id: 4112565, Profile Updated: 04-25-16
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I haven't been on here in years and looking back it's really cringey but im keeping it up.

Who am I?

Musical addict

FanFiction addict


I'm an actress

I'm a singer (soprano range)

I'm hoping to be in... NEWSIES as Catharine

I'm also hoping to be in West Side Story as Maria

My dream is to be on Broadway (i'm guessing you figured that out already)

My NEWSIE name is BROOKLYN, SPOOKLYN or SPOT (after the king of Brooklyn himself)

I have met the NEWSIES from the play on Broadway

I want to go all the way to California from New York where I live just to meet the NEWSIES

I know more about THE STRIKE OF 1899 then anyone I know

I went to the New York library to go on the microfilm to find articles on the STRIKE OF 1899

I care about NEWSIES enough to make anything about them bold and capital

Say anything bad about NEWSIES and I will shoot you with SPOT'S SLINGSHOT

Say anything bad about NEWSIES and I will CRUTCHY'S CRUTCH

Say anything bad about NEWSIES and I will whip you with SPOTS SUSPENDERS

Say anything bad about NEWSIES and I will shove RACETRACK'S HARMONICA down your thought

I've forced my friends to watch NEWSIES and made one of them obsessed and the other hate it more


One of my issues: Why hasn't anybody written Robocop fanfic about Hob?

Repost this if you hate stereotypes (put the ones you are in bold)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A's (or close to it), so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have Big (ish) BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm Italian so I MUST be fat or in the mafia

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND (or ORCHESTRA), so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic jerk.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.


I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm an Aspie (or autistic), so I MUST be anti-social

I'm UNDER 14, so I MUST still act like a two year old or at least still watch cartoons.

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If I were a Boy by NewsieGrlLuck28 reviews
I suck at summaries! Read and enjoy!
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Racetrack H.
Spot Conlon's Five Firsts by Kiriga
I'd say it's not one of those usual 'Five times-'. To be on the safe side I'm warning against character deaths, gore, violence, implied slash -Sprace, though only in the last part, and it can be taken both ways-.
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,181 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Spot C. - Complete
Fear and Loathing by selanfene reviews
You don't say no to Spot Conlon. Slash. Sprace.
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Spot C., Racetrack H. - Complete
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Under My Skin reviews
All you know of me is a mask. A mask which I put on so I can be one of you. I swore I'd never take off that mask with people like you around... Unless you aren't lucky.
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013
Fallen reviews
Things have changed in New York. Spot Conlon has lost full control of Brooklyn because of a crime he didn't commit. He can't be looked at or trusted or at least thats what they think. He wants to go back to three years ago. Life was so simple then but he can't... A stand alone sequel to The City Never Sleeps. If you don't want to go back and read the first it is all explained here
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,597 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Spot C.
A Walk in Central Park reviews
Maria is a rich society girl in Manhattan. But she wanted to be free. Free from being proper and perfect. Once she gets close to Jack Kelly she wants more than just freedom. She wants love, happiness, something to live for and she wants him too. But the rules won't allow it...
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,354 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Jack K.
One Chance reviews
Rose is a dancer recently moved from another state. She's adapting to the crowded city life when she meets one ragged boy on the street. Setting up a story of well... what do you want it to be? For Fran.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Mush
The City Never Sleeps reviews
Faith is the only girl newsie in all of Manhattan. Brooklyn's leader Spot is going to be overthrown. The newsies of each borough are turning against each other in a mad fight for power. Faith doesn't know where to turn... She finds herself in love in hate and in pain. The challenge of supporting herself is wearing her down and the cracks are beginning to show...
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,743 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Spot C., Racetrack H. - Complete