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My name is Amanda (I'm saying my first name because there's like a thousand Amanda's in the world...so i'm not really worried about stalkers)

Some people would know me from my old pen name The.Girl.That.Stands.Out... yeah and it wasn't really unique so i changed to... *drum roll* The.Dragon's.Roar.

Now just so you know I'm not a serious know it all and all that other stuff. I'm fun to hang out with at times but if i were you I wouldnt try pissing me off.( most of my friends tell me I have anger problems... but don't worry that's only when some one really gets on my nerves...I've even thrown a glue stick at my friends) Most of my friends call me PANDA since well.. Amanda-the-panda..now you get it (i HATE this nickname).

Now it's time to get to know me better well i won't tell you my age that's just too personal...

I have brown hair and my eye color is for you to guess...but i think i already gave you a hint with my hair color...

My favorite color is Baby blue (it really just reminds me of the sky at times.). I love to draw and write and most of my friends say i can argue very well with always winning. I also really love to read!! I read every second of the day and if you ever see me i would always be reading or doing something else i guess... There's alot of other things i would like to tell about myself but, i don't want to put to much information out there if you know what i mean!!!! JK

To my defence, my personality i would like to describe myself as SMART(I'm sort of a nerd you could say..), WEIRD (i have alot of wierd moments.. just ask my friends) and lastly SOMEONE WITH FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION. I don't judge people very often for who they are and i really don't care what people think of me.

P.S.- I forgot to mention that most of the stories that i usually read on Fanfiction are Kickin 'it stories (Favorite show ever)

Hope you enjoyed reading

yours truly,


P.S.S- a apologize in advance for the really long account I have which really is mostly copy and pasted things...nothing important..but I highly doubt anyone will read my account since I don't write and just read on fanfiction so i'm not well known.

A shout-out to one of my best friends in the real world conquered by society who happens to have an account on fanfiction named Erika-The-Unicorn...an amazing mother-fudger! Check out her stories ;p (seriously please do she's holding me captive until someone does...kidding..I wish)

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(U U ) Awesome looking bunny!!!!!!

A certain shout-out: This is for an AMAZING author on here named Alex Wolfe 23 (who usually changes her name... just saying)... and is pratically like my BESTIE on here.

STEREOTYPES: Copy and paste this if you hate stereotypes. Bold the ones you are!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. ( I might be skinny but i'm really not anorexic INFACT - I really love to eat )
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. ( i like speaking my mind no matter what other people think. )
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (What? Where did my butler go? Ugh!)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (not true.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. ( i would like to say that, that is definatly not true. )
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandales
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. ( i would consider myself smart but, i do have a social life. )
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. ( i dress the way i like but not for attention, )
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. ( like i saud before i wear what i like. )
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST BE fucking them all. (LIE!)
I hang out with gays so i must be GAY too. (What is up with these lies!)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. ( sure i'm a female gamer but, i don't know if i'm ugly or not i like the way i am. )
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. ( i'm not fat!!!!! )
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. ( sure i'm single but, that's because i want to be. )
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black ( yeah!!!! i have black friends but, i don't care were all equal! )
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. ( EXCUSE ME!!! you did not just say that! )
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. ( I like the way i am and staying that way! )
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (the sun hurts)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. ( what's wrong with that! )
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. ( i like being a freak! )
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. ( i'm a fan of things but not an obsessed stalker! )
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak ( if someone ever told me i was weak...i'm pretty sure i would beat their ass.. )
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. ( well i'm CUBIAN but i have been living in AMERICA all my life since small so i'm sort of also AMERCAN )
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. ( ever heard of FREEDOEM OF EXPTESSION? )
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (I do love hockey and beavers though!)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. ( i don't judge people with out knowing first )
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. ( some times i like sucking my blood... it's not that bad. )
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser ( NOT A LOSER trust me )
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be encourage abortion.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. ( fine i'll agree i'm sort of a loner! )
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (well... i can defend myself )
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be a prude.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (...some times )
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake (im not that much of a perfectionast)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (the fudge..)
I have ADHD, so I MUST have PROBLEMS.
I'm on a TEAM, so I MUST hate everyone that's not.

THE STUPID TEST (I have done it when it's in bold)

1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand (once)
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull ( that just happened a day ago..)
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a cherry tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (with coke)
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (accident)
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (the sticker was cool)
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 mins to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else. (lots of times!)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence (All too many times, all too many times...)
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jamb
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again ( i didnt do it again later)
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class ( doesn't work often )
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Extra questions!!
101. Not realized there was no 13
102. Not realized there was no 59

So much BOLD! Gosh, I'm stupid.


You wear lip gloss/stick

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the colour pink

Go to your mom for advice

You consider cheerleading a sport

You hate wearing the colour black

You like hanging out at the mall

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures

You like wearing jewelry

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies

You don't like the movie Star Wars

You were in gymnastics/dance

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up

You smile a lot more than you should

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes

You care about what you look like

You like wearing dresses when you can

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love movies

You used to play with dolls as little kid ( i was 4 what you expect! )

You like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

Like being the star of everything

Total: 5


You love hoodies

You love jeans

Dogs are better than cats ( not an animal person so shouldnt know, But still as people say a dog is a mans( also a womens )Bestfreind.)

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Well... most of the time.)

You've played with/against boys on a team ( it's funny when the girls in the end win and the boys are shocked)

Shopping is torture (mostly with my mom!)

Sad movies suck

You own/ed an X-Box (i have an X-Box 360 and love playing on it)

You played with Hotwheel cars as a kid

At some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega ( still do)

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice

You own like a trillion baseball caps

You like going to high school football games

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards

Baggy pants are cool to wear

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors

You love to go crazy and not care what people think

Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total : 16

Girl Side: 5

Guy Side: 16

I'm a girl, but I saw that coming!

These are two qoutes or saying that my best friend told me and i thought they were really funny and sweet:

BEST FEMALE COMBACK: I'Ve had heels bigger than your balls...and i've never worn heels in my LIFE


Girl: I'm ugly

Guy: I'm pregnant

Girl: Huh?

Guy: Ohhh I'm sorry... I thought we were listing things that were Impossible...

i did not come up with the questions i got them from other peoples pages so does that make me a stealer?

1. Jack

2. Kim

3. Jerry

4. Eddie

5. Milton

6. Grace

7. Kelsey

8. Julie

9. Rudy

10. Joan

11. Marge

12. Randy

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

NO. That would be disturning.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Well not that hot but i have to atleast say cute or adorable.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I'd be really confused and would be screaming "JULIE HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MILTON, HOW ARE YOU GANNA TELL HIM???"

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

A few maybe.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?


6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Neither. That is just nasty.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

I bet that by just seeing that she would be to scarred to say anything.. I know i would

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Uh ok... "Jerry gets so much into trouble one day in the mall that he is banned from ever going there. The gang are shocked and just don't know what to do so... will a certain officer guard help him get unbanned... and will love spread for them. JERRY/JOAN fic. Ok this was actually a bit hard for me to write this since I don't write that often and also JERRY and JOAN that's just messed up.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No but in that one episode Julie looked like at first she was going to ask Jack out but really she wanted to ask Milton out. So...I guess not. Also BETTER NOT HAPPEN because I SHIP KICK WAY TO MUCH!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

ok let me think...Not Who I thought You Were

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Probaly... I think maybe Yes

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that i think or know of.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I would sort of but it would probaly be a random friend one.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I Think...The Song "Nobody Ever Told You - Carrie Underwood" Because it's about a girl showing her true self nd who she is i think...

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Maybe like a love triangle going on...

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Don't really know i'm much more of a Kim and Jack stories type.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

"Jack and Kelsey are in a happy relationship until Rudy runs off with Kelsey. Jack, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Marge and a brief unhappy affair with Grace, then follows the wise advice of Milton and finds true love with Kim."

Okay... I understand with Jack starting of with Keldey but what's up with Rudy!! So then Jack is brokenhearted and blah blah blah but then Marge... That would bee just nasty with the one-night stand. Blah Blah Blah unhappy affair with Grace, and BTW i could totally picture Milton as wise man and giving Jack advice. But the happy ending was the best! GO KICK!!!!


18: (9) (5) (4), (7), (8) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (8) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (8), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (8) becomes in a relationship with (8), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (9) and is sent to prison, allowing (8) and (7) to continued their relationship.

"Rudy, Milton, Eddie, Kelsey, Julie and Jerry are playing Truth or Dare. Milton asks Kelsey, and Kelsey says truth. Milton asks who Kelsey loves and Kelsey confessed her true love with Eddie. Eddie does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Jerry. Kelsey is broken, and seeks comfort in Julie while Jerry and Eddie run into the sunset together. However, Milton is secretly in love with Julie, and became so jealous of Kelsey, who, after the comfort of Julie becomes in a relationship with Julie, and so Milton decides to murder Kelsey, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Rudy and is sent to prison, allowing Julie and Kelsey to continued their relationship."


19. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

I would actually be curious to know why they were in a fight... Hmm

20. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I'd be like YES!! "WE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT!" also I would ask him questions about the gang and ask him to do my homework.

21.How would you react if you saw (8) and (4) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I'd shut the door and say "Be careful you too, wouldn't want Milton to find out."

22. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

I'd be like "Don't be like that. We all know that you act that way because Jack doesn't know he you like him and that he likes you back."

23. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I'd scream at her to leave and if that doesn't work there is always the police.

24. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

If Jack was emo on the show I would think "Why not get Kim to try and change his mind about killing himself."

25. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I would say thanks but if he was serious i might say sorry but i'm not really interested or just ask his friends to help.

26. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

First I would say "Can I have it back please?" No answer. "Can I have my hairbrush please?" Still no answer. I'd tackle her and be like "BITCH YOU BETTER GIVE ME MY HAIRBRUSH!!!!! Or else... "

27. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

"What wrong with them..are they high or something?"

28. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

I would give Kim an apple for being the BEST TEACHER EVER and well Marge... I guess she'll just get nothing for being suck a cranky lunch lady.

29) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Uh I don't know what that means...

30) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Uh..."Holy Hannah!" What? she says that a bit and seems weird.

31) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Uh that's gross.

32) How emo is Seven?

Not at all...i guess

33.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?

Uh that's gross too so no.

34.) How would you feel if Eight was canon?

We would live in a community where people can express who they are with no judgment. Everyone is smart and loveable in their own way! :)

35.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Uh maybe she is anorexic...or something

36.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

GROSS. But you never knoe so Yes and i hope Drunk...

37.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

I guess Kelsey. I mean Jerry is...well Jerry.

Kickin' It Pledge! (I copy and pasted this from TeddyBear98's account)

I promise to remember Rudy

Whenever I see a man-child

I promise to remember Milton

Whenever someone is school-wild

I promise to remember Kim

Whenever a girl hangs out with guys

I promise to remember Jack

Whenever someone is protective and always tries

I promise to remember Eddie

Whenever someone loves food

I promise to remember them all

Whenever I hear "Kickin' It with you!"

I promise that when Jack and Kim finally kiss

A big smile will cross my lips.

I promise to remember Kickin' It

Even after it's long gone

Whenever I hear "Kickin' It"

I will remember the song

I promise to remember Kickin' It

Wherever I go

The Kickin' it way to talk and say things-

Cool- Ditch the wives

" That tv show Kickin it is so ditch the wives"

Awesome- Swasome

"dude put me on the pep squad my moves are swasome"

Swasome is the combination of swag and awesome

How to flirt- yo whadda do girl?

No examples needed

Ughh- Gahhhh

"Why is this so frustrating gahhhh!"

OMG- Holy Christmas nuts!

"I won the pageant! Holy Christmas Nuts!"

You shouldn't have done that!- You probably shouldn't have done that

no examples needed

I love this song- This is my jam!

"Ahhh! This is my jam!"

Copy and Paste this if...

95% of teens would go into depression if Miley Cyrus was on the edge of a cliff. Copy and paste this if you are either one of the 4% that would bring popcorn or the 1% that would push her off.

If you sing Christmas songs in July, copy and paste onto your profile.

If someone has ever called you weird, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if your tired of hearing about British boy bands.

97% of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the 3% who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile. ( i go on fanfiction.net every day don't i!!)

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if the Jonas Brothers told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

I am the girl ... that does go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If You Embrace The Weirdness, Copy And Paste This On To Your Profile And Add Your Name To The List. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Sasukez, Fuzzy makes me happy, Lunadance506, Crimsonsunxx, Shadow Dragon13, TheLextacyBlossom,Ino-Gaara, MysteryArtist,GwenFan22, DannyPhantomFan551, ShadowSakura01, Red. Wolf. In. The. Dark., The.Girl.That.Stands.Out

Against Racism

This happened on TAM airlines.

A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man.

Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.

"What's the problem, ma'am?" the hostess asked her

"Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can't sit here next to him. You have to change my seat"

- "Please, calm down, ma'am" - said the hostess "Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any."

The hostess left and returned some minutes later.

"Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy class. But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there isn't any empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class."

And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued

"Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class. However, given the circumstances, the commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sitting next to an unpleasant person."

And turning to the black man, the hostess said:

"Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice as to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class..."

And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet."


When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache
When u open it, he collapses.
When he see's u reading it, he faints.
When he see's u living it, he flees.
And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u.
I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :) (I'm not Christian, I'm Catholic but i still believe in god)

Female Come Backs and pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!


Your wish has just been recieved.

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Your wish will be granted..

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1. FIRST NAME: Amanda (again like i said i'm not worried about stalkers because my name is sort of common)



4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Long time ago i bet.


6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Chicken i guess that's a really weird question don't really know any much lunch meats

7. KIDS?: Adorable little creatures, might want 1 when i grow up.



10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Most of the time really.



13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Lucky charms, chocolate ones.




17. SHOE SIZE? I have small feet


19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I have to much of an attitude... at times.

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My friends i just started school without them


22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Jeans, and I'm wearing neon orange converse!

23. LAST THING YOU ATE?: McDonalds

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? DNA -By: Little Mix (I love this song!)

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blue because it's my favorite color.

26. FAVORITE SMELL? I guess, the smell of pancakes in the morning


28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Not mean, stuck up or rude and that an be them selves. Also if their a bit weird, those are the type of people i like to hang with.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? No one sent it to me, I copied it.


31. FAVORITE SPORT? Basketball!

32. EYE COLOR? Brown



35. FAVORITE FOOD? I have two:Steak and spaghetti with nothing on top ( yeah i no WEIRD but i really like spaghetti that way with no sauce on top!)




39. SUMMER OR WINTER? I like both!

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses (:

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Chocolate fudge brownies

43. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (First name of favorite actor last word in favorite show): Emma Kick

44. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): I dont have a middle name and don't really have a street name.

45. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): CORAMREY ( Weird... )

46. YOUR SUPEHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Lemonade

47. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): ( Like i said don't have a middle name and so doesn't my father. ) MREAA (HUH.)

48. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name, fathers middle name): Maria Jossue ( I just used my dad's real name. )

49: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Xena

50. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet's name, favorite car): Xena Lexus

51. YOUR GANGSTER NAME (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe): Choclate Supra

52. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal): Blue Panda

53. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers): Alexis Alejandro

54. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Garcia Gainesville

55. SPY NAME: (your favorite season, favorite flower): Summer Rose ( hmmm it works )

56. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Grape Jeans

57. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Pancake Willow

59. WRESTLING NAME: (favorite action word, favorite game character): KapowLuigi

60. MURDER NAME: (Your favorite word, favorite kind of food, favorite weapon): Abnormal Spicy Dagger

How much am I Worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[x] Brown - $100

[ ] Blonde - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] Other - $75

Total: $100 Yeah i've started of good

Eye Color:

[X] Brown - $50

[ ] Green - $75

[ ] Blue - $150

[ ] Hazel - $100

[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $150 People, Alot and i mean alot of famous people have brown eyes. And imagine how much there worth!


[ ] Over 7′ - $200

[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175

[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150

[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75

[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85

[X] Under 5′4" - $0

Total so far: $150 The truth is that i'm 5'3" and if you ask me that's pretty tall!


[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 - $25

[X] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $250 What's wrong with being under 18?

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750

[X] First born - $320

[ ] Only Child - $250

[ ] Second born - $150

[ ] Middle child - $100

[ ] Last Born - $100

[ ] Third born - $550

[ ] Fourth born - $300

[ ] Fifth born - $400

[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $570 yeah! i knew being first born would pay off some day!


[ ] I did like once - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1170 That's right!!!


[x] Perfect vision - $400

[ ] Need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[ ] No correction - $100

[ ] Glasses - $50

[ ] Contacts - $25

[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1570 i'm donig pretty good

Shoe Size:

[ ] 13 - $300

[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250

[ ] 11 to 12 - $400

[ ] 7 to 10 - $50

[X] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $2020 Keep it coming!!!

Favorite Colors (multiple):

[X] Green - $750

[X] Red - $600

[X] Black - $100

[X]Yellow -$475

[X] Brown - $300

[X] Purple - $225

[X] White - $400

[X] Aqua - $350

[X] Orange - $300

[X] Blue - $300

[X] Pink - $100

[X] Other - $500

Total: $6420 I absolutley love Colors!

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

[ ] Yes - $0

[X] Nope - add $1000

[ ] some - $750

YES!!!!! I AM WORTH $7420 Now who's awesome? Yeah that's right I am!!!!!

Aren't I precious :)

Some of my favorite Quotes and Sayings -

Why Be Normal?

'Sometimes your arm around my waist is more than enough.'

'Don't give up because god's love and glory is always there and will never ever fail you :>"

'It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet. But when I'm quiet, people ask what's wrong with me.'

'It's not about ideas. It's about making ideas happen.'

I think of life as a book.The further you get into it, the more it begins to make sense.


'Life is like a pen. You can cross things out but you can never erase them.'

'Imperfections make you beauitful.'

"Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've have decided to look beyond the imperfections." - Unknown

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genuis and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." - Marilyn Monroe

Geek Princess.

Do not get between ma and my keyboard.

"When you really love someone,

age, distance, height,

weight...is just a damn number

1 Universe,

9 Planets,

204 Countries,

809 Islands,

7 Seas,

and I had the privilage to meet you."

"People were created to be loved,

things were created to be used.

The reason the world is chaos is

beacuse things are being loved are loved,

and people are being used."

"Being a GEEK is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a GEEK is extremely LIBERATING."

On the internet you can be anything you want. It's shame how so many people choose to be stupid.

"Goodbye without reasons is the most painful one. Love without reasons is the most beautitful one."

"Sometimes when I say "I'm okay." I want some to hug me tight and say "I know that your not."

"No matter what I do. I always forget to forget you."

"Dear Heart, Fall in love when your ready. Not when your lonely."

"Someday, Someone will walk into your life and you will relize why it never worked with anyone else."

"Sometimes you need just that one person who will let you talk&ramble, listen to you complain like an idiot but still love you all the same.

"When you are important to a person that person will always make time for you,

no excuses,

no lies,

no broken promises.

"Falling in love is like jumping off a really tall building,

your brain tells you it is not a good idea,

but your heart tells you, you can fly."

"When I first saw you

I fell in love and you

smilied because you knew."

Nerd Girl Problem- You quote Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter or Star Wars and no one understands.

Geek Hierarchy -

Geek:Understands, creatres, & fixes Really Cool Stuff.

Nerd: Understand & collects Really Cool Stuff.

Dork: Confused about Really Cool Dtuff.

Some girls dream of a big walk-in-closet in their bedroom.

I Want a walk-in-library in mine.

I used to be normal...

Until i met these LOSERS i call my BEST FRIENDS.

When you're home alone & someone knocks on your door.

10% say "who is it"

64% look through the peep hole

25% open the door

1% Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder.

I'm not antisocial.

I just think that people are stupid.

"I've done alot of things over the years. But acting normal has never been one of them."

Being Normal Is Abnormal

Let your past make you better, not bitter.

Sometimes I Pretend To Be Normal.

but it gets boring. So I Go Back To Being Me.

It sucks when you know that you need to let go but you can't because you're still waiting for the IMPOSSIBLE yo happen.

It's not how GOOD you are, it's how GOOD you want to be.

Worrying is like sitting ina rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere.

Walk with the DREAMERS, the BELIEVERS, the COURAGEOUS, the CHEERFUL, the PLANNERS, the DOERS, the SUCCESSFUL people with their heads in the clouds and their feet on tthe ground.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

In life, you will realize there is a role for everyone you meet. Some will test you, some will use you, some will love you, and some will teach you. But the ones who are truly important are the ones who bring out the best in you. They are the rare and amazing peoplevwho remind you why it's worth it.

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

*doctor: so how long would you say you're on the computer for?

*me: anout 7 hours

*doctor: a week?



*Me: ya lets go with that

ok how can you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick?

One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in builging walls. REPEATEDLY.

The only thing worst than being put into a group of strangers for a class project is being put into a group of strangers who are friends with eachother.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
It's just yours is stupid.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

If you die in an elevator,
Be sure to push the UP button.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

And the worst thing is, you can't tell.

You can't tell the that the person beside you may be heart broken.

You can't tell if they are hurting all over. You can't tell if they're struggling to smile.

You can't tell if they just want to break down and cry. And the sad thing is;

they wish you could tell.

How come in movies the awkward introverted girl is always actually ridiculously hot gets the equally smoking gut

who's atually not an asshole but a sweetheart in hiding like when is this going to happen to me?

You fight, I fight.
You hurt, I hurt.
You cry, I cry.
You jump of a bridge,
I'll get a paddle boat and save you retarded butt!

Have you ever been in one of those moods where you just want to grab everything and rip it from the walls

and break everthing because you feel broken and you want to scream and kick and cry because nothing feels right and

it's all wrong and you don't feel right and you don't know anymore.

And then you realize that you're not in a movie and you'd have to vlean it up yourself so you don't get in trouble.

I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big,

i get to flop them around and smack people.

When i was 5 years old, my mon always told me that hapiness was the key to life.

When i went to school, they asked me what i wanted to be went i grew up.

I wrote down "happy."

They told me i didn't understand the assignment and i told them they didn't understand life.

Apology accepted, trust denied.

There's this part of me that's like:

you should do your work, and then you wouldn't be stressed, and you would feel great sense of accomplishment,

and you'd have free time when you finished.

But then there's this other part of me that's like:

No. They both have such good arguments.

Hate is easy;

Love takes courage

If you don't like the way I drive

Get off the sidewalk

"According to Greek Mythology, Humans Were Orignally Created With 4 Arms, 4 legs, & A Head With 2 Faces. Fearing Their Power Zeus Split them into two Seprate parts,

Condemning them to Spend their Lives in Search of the Other Halves."

* my thoughts at school: what would happen if i punched someone right now?

The easiest thing in the world id to love someone.

The hardest part is finding someone to love you back.

Girl: I love you.

Boy: I love you too.

Girl: Prove it. Scream it to the world.

Boy: *Whispers in ear* I love you.

Girl: Why'd You whisper it to me?

Boy: Because you are my world

(Vanity) Was always my favorite (Sin)

(Glamour) Was always my favorite (Weapon)

(Pain) Was always my favorite Pleasure)

(Beauty) Was always my favorite (Crime)

(Envy) Was always my favorite (Poison)

(Love) was always my favorite (Hate)

(Fame) Was always my favorite (Motive)

Nothing says confidence like doing sudoku with a pen.

That moment when a character does something embarrassing and you feel the embarrassment.

Laziness gives you ninja skills.

That awkward moment when you late to class and everybody stares at you like you killed someone.

Hey mom?" "WHAT!?"

"Nevermind you're not in a good mood."

That on friend who always kills the moment.

In my life, I've lived, I've loved, I've lost, I've missed, I've hurt, I've trusted, I've made mistakes, but most

of all, I've learned.

I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me...from me.

Pressing the elevator button a million times, thinking it will make it come faster.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life?

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because i need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you are my life.

Girls are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because there afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they get the rotton apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.

They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.


"Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong"

A two-year-old id kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it ot leave it.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you


Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are


3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to


S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!THIS IS GREAT ADVICE...

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...


Good friend vs. Best friend

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will trip you again and/or sit on your back to keep you down.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will help me kidnap the band.

A good friend will help me learn how to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car in the lake to collect insurance.

A good friend will let me make a fool of myself in public; a best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.

The one abot best friends that you would of just read and i totally agree with it. I read it to my best friend and she also agreed

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

BTW- I copy and pasted that last one from my favorite authors account on fanfiction!

If you were able to read all of that than i would really congratulate my self for have time to read all that!!!

It's just that i love to copy and paste i find on people's accounts! there ust really cool and i would really copy and paste this if you!

Hope you enjoyed reading this



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Drunk On You, High On Summertime by his velvet touch reviews
Sexy country boy handyman Jack Brewer was living a lazy life before whirlwind city girl Kim Crawford got stranded in town. When there's no room at the only motel he's stuck with the blonde spitfire for a month, utterly convinced it'll be the worst month of his life. Despite his best efforts he falls for the petite golden haired dancer but is convinced he isn't good enough for her.
Kickin' It - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,234 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Jack B., Kim C., Jerry M., Milton K.
Wings of Love by Spot an Appaloosa reviews
Kim is living a normal teenage life, with not much to worry about more than school, friends and boys... The thought of fate having something more in store for her had never really crossed her mind. That she was part of an old prophecy, a curse you might call it, that must never be allowed to be fulfilled, seemed kind of farfetched... (Kick)
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,308 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Kim C., Jack B.
Fortuna Major by olivieblake reviews
She's with Ron, he's with Astoria, and nothing a cheap psychic on the Venice Boardwalk says is going to change that. Or will it? Dramione, muggle AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,421 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 5/12/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Struggle of Blaise Zabini by oh-thecalamity reviews
Blaise is the only one to witness Draco and Hermione's love story. And he is slowly going insane from having to deal with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
The Angel & The One by Bookaholica reviews
Slightly AU. UES: A broken girl from a broken home who pretends to be perfect meets a neglected and lonely boy who pretends to be indifferent. Series of one-shots – might not be in chronological order. Chair.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,463 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [Blair, Chuck]
The Walk of the Wolf by morganhalesfox reviews
The summary was over the character limit so it's on my profile. KICK.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,672 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
A Thousand Years by morganhalesfox reviews
Real life meets animated. Read, favorite, and follow. PREVIEW: He walks up to me with a proud smile. A large gulp forms in the pit of my stomach. He's the one from my dreams. As much as I don't want to be, I am attracted to him like a magnet.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,687 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
Old Habits Die Hard by Baby Hedgehog-Cute but DEADLY reviews
The Warriors get trapped on the 13th floor of an abandoned asylum on Halloween (Jerry: A.K.A. my birthday! Get me something!) and the only exit is on the 1st floor. Will they be able to get past all of the malevolent spirits that haunt the hospital's hallways? Or will they end up joining the ranks of the souls doomed live out the rest of eternity in misery?Warning: CHARACTER DEATHS
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,218 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Jack B., Kim C., Jerry M., Milton K.
Words Define Us by im a wreak and i know it reviews
After an accident, Kim is forced to become the assistant of famous international model, Jack Brewer. He's the rich handsome and she's the smart middle class girl next door. He makes fun of her and she insults his ego. Looks like they found their match!
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,543 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Jack B., Kim C., Jerry M., Grace - Complete
Broken Cords by Bluedog270 reviews
Jack is the rebel of Seaford High. Kim is a simple girl trying to escape a horrible past involving lies, deceit and a shattered heart. When the two cross paths, what will happen? Will Kim open her heart up again? Will Jack gain the heart he never had? Will broken bonds become fixed? TBR-W
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,734 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Auto In by goldnox reviews
AU/AH /Life is wonderfully uncomplicated for Damon Salvatore. Take accident claims as a call center rep by day, charm his way into a new bed each night. Go to work, drink with friends, sex. Simple and straightforward and fun. Until a coworker, Elena Gilbert, makes him question whether some things are worth changing for. But is he the only one who needs to let go of a previous life?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 132,564 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - [Damon S., Elena G.] - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 14305 - Favs: 20,098 - Follows: 13,029 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Come and Get It by miles from where you are reviews
Quirky 14 year old Kim Crawfish- I mean, Crawford, couldn't dance to save her life. In the 6th grade, her interpretive dance turned her into an outcast, only for her confidence to be brought back by two odd girls; Grace and Claire. As they enter highschool together, Kim decides to make her dancing sexier. So what happens when Jack Brewer, the bad boy, notices her sudden change?
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,722 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Jack B., Kim C.
A Huntsman's Tale by StayWeird reviews
In a post-apocalyptic North America Mrs Gold, also known as the Evil Queen has taken over. To gain an advantage over her competition, she had sent the best Huntsman around, Jack, to take the daughter of her rivals heart. Literally. Will he be able to go through with it? Or with she steal his heart instead? Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin it.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,110 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Shakespeare in Love by TheNobleSavage reviews
When Jack and the gang get sucked into auditioning for the school play, Kim and Jack get forced into a very awkward situation. With Jack wrestling about his feelings for Kim, how is he going to be able to pull off being Romeo in Romeo and Juliet with Kim as his Juliet? And how is the gang going to adapt to Shakespeare and theatre kids? Find out in Shakespeare in Love.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,933 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
The Game by doritoes reviews
Jack Anderson was the Seaford player. After breaking Kim's bestfriend, Grace's, heart she plans on teaching him a lesson. To lure him in, get him attached, then drop him. Will this turn the way the girls wanted it to be? Or will it turn into another tragedy?
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,100 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Beauty&The Beast: Kickin' It Style! by WritersWayOfLife reviews
Once upon a time there were a group of friends. They spent their days together, training at their Dojo and hanging out together. But, on the eve of Jack's fourteenth birthday a terrible deed was done that turned him into a hideous beast. He fled and his friends believed him dead. Three years later he returns, bitter and in hiding. Can Kim find him and end his curse?
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
Loser? I Don't Think So by Kick123 reviews
Kim hates the Black Dragons. Jack hates the Black Dragons. She's a black belt. He doesn't know any martial arts. He's always bullied and pushed around. She wants to help him and does. He find's that fighting is in his blood. They find that they have feelings for each other. Will they become more then friends? Summary sucks. Please read it!
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,566 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
Don't You Forget About Me by zekeshaolin reviews
breakfastclub!AU / The athlete, the cheerleader, the mute, the nerd, and the badass - what can possibly go wrong?
Kickin' It - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,317 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Wasabi Warriors - Complete
Operation: Kick by highfiveme51 reviews
A bet has commenced within the Dojo: Who can get Jack and Kim together first? So who is going to get these two together? Well i guess you're going to have to read and find out won't you ... Kick obviously, who else ! Read :D
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,819 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
And We All Fall Down by Rumaan reviews
The spring term at Hogwarts starts with a bang with the return of Draco Malfoy, back for his eighth year after a stint in Azkaban. But all is not right with Draco and Head Girl Hermione Granger can't help but get involved. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,964 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Jack's Little Sister by AlexisMariex3 reviews
What happens when Jack's baby sister comes into town for a visit and someone start to crush on her, She starts school with the guys, starts doing karate with them and trys to get Jack and Kim together? Main: Kim/Jack, Jerry/OC Minor: Milton and Julie
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 63,994 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Kim C., Jack B. - Complete
Friendly Advice by ToTheNakedBrownEye reviews
Jack and Kim are together. They're 24. Jack and Kim go to a bar. Jack gets in a brawl with a guy, because he looked at his Kim the wrong way. Now Jack and the guy are behind the slammer, an upset Kim bailing her idiot boyfriend out. While so, Jack and they guy have a little talk.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Playing To Win by color my world bright reviews
There's nothing more exciting, nerve-wracking, and dramatic than the biggest soccer game of the season—except for maybe what happened while getting there. —JackKim; AU. R&R.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 136,929 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
Spanish Passion by ToTheNakedBrownEye reviews
After 6 years of discommunication, the gang recieve an invitation from Jerry, to go and attend his wedding.. In SPAIN! Jerry and his O/C fiancee will teach them how to dirty dance for their wedding. So will this passionate dance bring our favorite couple together? Spain never seemed like the best place to fall in love. KICK slightly AU
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,811 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Kim C., Jack B.
Perfects Overrated by StayWeird reviews
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you've decided to look beyhond the imperfections. Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin it.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,342 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Kim C., Jack B. - Complete
Ordinary People by inadaze22 reviews
“Let me be clear about something tonight, Granger. You're the only woman I’ve ever wanted...It’s always been you.” Draco steps in the fireplace, drops the floo powder, and disappears in a burst of green flames. Being re-written.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,343 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 2,936 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bad Medicine by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco Malfoy, paragon of wickedness, follows Hermione Granger one day to an unused section of Hogwarts and discovers her unspeakable secret... Oh yeah, and the whole graveyard scene didn't happen. Cedric Diggory is alive. Because I said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,884 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 142 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete