My name is Amanda (I'm saying my first name because there's like a thousand Amanda's in the world...so i'm not really worried about stalkers)
Some people would know me from my old pen name The.Girl.That.Stands.Out... yeah and it wasn't really unique so i changed to... *drum roll* The.Dragon's.Roar.
Now just so you know I'm not a serious know it all and all that other stuff. I'm fun to hang out with at times but if i were you I wouldnt try pissing me off.( most of my friends tell me I have anger problems... but don't worry that's only when some one really gets on my nerves...I've even thrown a glue stick at my friends) Most of my friends call me PANDA since well.. Amanda-the-panda..now you get it (i HATE this nickname).
Now it's time to get to know me better well i won't tell you my age that's just too personal...
I have brown hair and my eye color is for you to guess...but i think i already gave you a hint with my hair color...
My favorite color is Baby blue (it really just reminds me of the sky at times.). I love to draw and write and most of my friends say i can argue very well with always winning. I also really love to read!! I read every second of the day and if you ever see me i would always be reading or doing something else i guess... There's alot of other things i would like to tell about myself but, i don't want to put to much information out there if you know what i mean!!!! JK
To my defence, my personality i would like to describe myself as SMART(I'm sort of a nerd you could say..), WEIRD (i have alot of wierd moments.. just ask my friends) and lastly SOMEONE WITH FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION. I don't judge people very often for who they are and i really don't care what people think of me.
P.S.- I forgot to mention that most of the stories that i usually read on Fanfiction are Kickin 'it stories (Favorite show ever)
Hope you enjoyed reading
P.S.S- a apologize in advance for the really long account I have which really is mostly copy and pasted things...nothing important..but I highly doubt anyone will read my account since I don't write and just read on fanfiction so i'm not well known.
A shout-out to one of my best friends in the real world conquered by society who happens to have an account on fanfiction named Erika-The-Unicorn...an amazing mother-fudger! Check out her stories ;p (seriously please do she's holding me captive until someone does...kidding..I wish)
A certain shout-out: This is for an AMAZING author on here named Alex Wolfe 23 (who usually changes her name... just saying)... and is pratically like my BESTIE on here.
STEREOTYPES: Copy and paste this if you hate stereotypes. Bold the ones you are!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. ( I might be skinny but i'm really not anorexic INFACT - I really love to eat )
THE STUPID TEST (I have done it when it's in bold)
1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
So much BOLD! Gosh, I'm stupid.
YOUR GIRL SIDE
You wear lip gloss/stick
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink
Go to your mom for advice
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the colour black
You like hanging out at the mall
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love movies
You used to play with dolls as little kid ( i was 4 what you expect! )
You like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it
Like being the star of everything
YOUR GUY SIDE
You love hoodies
You love jeans
Dogs are better than cats ( not an animal person so shouldnt know, But still as people say a dog is a mans( also a womens )Bestfreind.)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Well... most of the time.)
You've played with/against boys on a team ( it's funny when the girls in the end win and the boys are shocked)
Shopping is torture (mostly with my mom!)
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box (i have an X-Box 360 and love playing on it)
You played with Hotwheel cars as a kid
At some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega ( still do)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps
You like going to high school football games
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards
Baggy pants are cool to wear
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth
Sleep with your socks on at night
Total : 16
Girl Side: 5
Guy Side: 16
I'm a girl, but I saw that coming!
These are two qoutes or saying that my best friend told me and i thought they were really funny and sweet:
BEST FEMALE COMBACK: I'Ve had heels bigger than your balls...and i've never worn heels in my LIFE
CUTEST PICK-UP LINE:
Girl: I'm ugly
Guy: I'm pregnant
Guy: Ohhh I'm sorry... I thought we were listing things that were Impossible...
i did not come up with the questions i got them from other peoples pages so does that make me a stealer?
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
NO. That would be disturning.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Well not that hot but i have to atleast say cute or adorable.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I'd be really confused and would be screaming "JULIE HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MILTON, HOW ARE YOU GANNA TELL HIM???"
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
A few maybe.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Neither. That is just nasty.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
I bet that by just seeing that she would be to scarred to say anything.. I know i would
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Uh ok... "Jerry gets so much into trouble one day in the mall that he is banned from ever going there. The gang are shocked and just don't know what to do so... will a certain officer guard help him get unbanned... and will love spread for them. JERRY/JOAN fic. Ok this was actually a bit hard for me to write this since I don't write that often and also JERRY and JOAN that's just messed up.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
No but in that one episode Julie looked like at first she was going to ask Jack out but really she wanted to ask Milton out. So...I guess not. Also BETTER NOT HAPPEN because I SHIP KICK WAY TO MUCH!
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
ok let me think...Not Who I thought You Were
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?
Probaly... I think maybe Yes
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not that i think or know of.
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
I would sort of but it would probaly be a random friend one.
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I Think...The Song "Nobody Ever Told You - Carrie Underwood" Because it's about a girl showing her true self nd who she is i think...
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Maybe like a love triangle going on...
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Don't really know i'm much more of a Kim and Jack stories type.
17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).
"Jack and Kelsey are in a happy relationship until Rudy runs off with Kelsey. Jack, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Marge and a brief unhappy affair with Grace, then follows the wise advice of Milton and finds true love with Kim."
Okay... I understand with Jack starting of with Keldey but what's up with Rudy!! So then Jack is brokenhearted and blah blah blah but then Marge... That would bee just nasty with the one-night stand. Blah Blah Blah unhappy affair with Grace, and BTW i could totally picture Milton as wise man and giving Jack advice. But the happy ending was the best! GO KICK!!!!
18: (9) (5) (4), (7), (8) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (8) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (8), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (8) becomes in a relationship with (8), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (9) and is sent to prison, allowing (8) and (7) to continued their relationship.
"Rudy, Milton, Eddie, Kelsey, Julie and Jerry are playing Truth or Dare. Milton asks Kelsey, and Kelsey says truth. Milton asks who Kelsey loves and Kelsey confessed her true love with Eddie. Eddie does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Jerry. Kelsey is broken, and seeks comfort in Julie while Jerry and Eddie run into the sunset together. However, Milton is secretly in love with Julie, and became so jealous of Kelsey, who, after the comfort of Julie becomes in a relationship with Julie, and so Milton decides to murder Kelsey, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Rudy and is sent to prison, allowing Julie and Kelsey to continued their relationship."
19. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
I would actually be curious to know why they were in a fight... Hmm
20. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
I'd be like YES!! "WE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT!" also I would ask him questions about the gang and ask him to do my homework.
21.How would you react if you saw (8) and (4) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
I'd shut the door and say "Be careful you too, wouldn't want Milton to find out."
22. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
I'd be like "Don't be like that. We all know that you act that way because Jack doesn't know he you like him and that he likes you back."
23. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
I'd scream at her to leave and if that doesn't work there is always the police.
24. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
If Jack was emo on the show I would think "Why not get Kim to try and change his mind about killing himself."
25. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
I would say thanks but if he was serious i might say sorry but i'm not really interested or just ask his friends to help.
26. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
First I would say "Can I have it back please?" No answer. "Can I have my hairbrush please?" Still no answer. I'd tackle her and be like "BITCH YOU BETTER GIVE ME MY HAIRBRUSH!!!!! Or else... "
27. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
"What wrong with them..are they high or something?"
28. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
I would give Kim an apple for being the BEST TEACHER EVER and well Marge... I guess she'll just get nothing for being suck a cranky lunch lady.
29) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Uh I don't know what that means...
30) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Uh..."Holy Hannah!" What? she says that a bit and seems weird.
31) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Uh that's gross.
32) How emo is Seven?
Not at all...i guess
33.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?
Uh that's gross too so no.
34.) How would you feel if Eight was canon?
We would live in a community where people can express who they are with no judgment. Everyone is smart and loveable in their own way! :)
35.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Uh maybe she is anorexic...or something
36.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
GROSS. But you never knoe so Yes and i hope Drunk...
37.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
I guess Kelsey. I mean Jerry is...well Jerry.
Kickin' It Pledge! (I copy and pasted this from TeddyBear98's account)
I promise to remember Rudy
Whenever I see a man-child
I promise to remember Milton
Whenever someone is school-wild
I promise to remember Kim
Whenever a girl hangs out with guys
I promise to remember Jack
Whenever someone is protective and always tries
I promise to remember Eddie
Whenever someone loves food
I promise to remember them all
Whenever I hear "Kickin' It with you!"
I promise that when Jack and Kim finally kiss
A big smile will cross my lips.
I promise to remember Kickin' It
Even after it's long gone
Whenever I hear "Kickin' It"
I will remember the song
I promise to remember Kickin' It
Wherever I go
The Kickin' it way to talk and say things-
Cool- Ditch the wives
" That tv show Kickin it is so ditch the wives"
"dude put me on the pep squad my moves are swasome"
Swasome is the combination of swag and awesome
How to flirt- yo whadda do girl?
No examples needed
"Why is this so frustrating gahhhh!"
OMG- Holy Christmas nuts!
"I won the pageant! Holy Christmas Nuts!"
You shouldn't have done that!- You probably shouldn't have done that
no examples needed
I love this song- This is my jam!
"Ahhh! This is my jam!"
Copy and Paste this if...
95% of teens would go into depression if Miley Cyrus was on the edge of a cliff. Copy and paste this if you are either one of the 4% that would bring popcorn or the 1% that would push her off.
If you sing Christmas songs in July, copy and paste onto your profile.
If someone has ever called you weird, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Copy and paste this onto your profile if your tired of hearing about British boy bands.
97% of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the 3% who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile. ( i go on fanfiction.net every day don't i!!)
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if the Jonas Brothers told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer
I am the girl ... that does go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
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This happened on TAM airlines.
A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man.
Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.
"What's the problem, ma'am?" the hostess asked her
"Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can't sit here next to him. You have to change my seat"
- "Please, calm down, ma'am" - said the hostess "Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any."
The hostess left and returned some minutes later.
"Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy class. But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there isn't any empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class."
And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued
"Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class. However, given the circumstances, the commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sitting next to an unpleasant person."
And turning to the black man, the hostess said:
"Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice as to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class..."
And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet."
SHARE IF YOU ARE AGAINST RACISM
When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache
Female Come Backs and pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted..
.. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever
1. FIRST NAME: Amanda (again like i said i'm not worried about stalkers because my name is sort of common)
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?: No
3. SIBLING NAMES: Austyn
4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Long time ago i bet.
5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Guess so?
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Chicken i guess that's a really weird question don't really know any much lunch meats
7. KIDS?: Adorable little creatures, might want 1 when i grow up.
8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Maybe.. not sure
9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yes
10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Most of the time really.
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yeah.
12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Yes! :D
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Lucky charms, chocolate ones.
14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Yup.
15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Kind of.
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? CHOCOLATE!!!
17. SHOE SIZE? I have small feet
18. RED OR PINK? RED
19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I have to much of an attitude... at times.
20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My friends i just started school without them
21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Sure...
22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Jeans, and I'm wearing neon orange converse!
23. LAST THING YOU ATE?: McDonalds
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? DNA -By: Little Mix (I love this song!)
25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blue because it's my favorite color.
26. FAVORITE SMELL? I guess, the smell of pancakes in the morning
27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My best friend!!!
28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Not mean, stuck up or rude and that an be them selves. Also if their a bit weird, those are the type of people i like to hang with.
29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? No one sent it to me, I copied it.
30. FAVORITE DRINK? Coke!
31. FAVORITE SPORT? Basketball!
32. EYE COLOR? Brown
33. HAT SIZE? IDK!
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No.
35. FAVORITE FOOD? I have two:Steak and spaghetti with nothing on top ( yeah i no WEIRD but i really like spaghetti that way with no sauce on top!)
36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Both i guess...
37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATER? The Amazing Spider-Man
38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Don't read any
39. SUMMER OR WINTER? I like both!
40. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses (:
41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Chocolate fudge brownies
43. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (First name of favorite actor last word in favorite show): Emma Kick
44. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): I dont have a middle name and don't really have a street name.
45. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): CORAMREY ( Weird... )
46. YOUR SUPEHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Lemonade
47. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): ( Like i said don't have a middle name and so doesn't my father. ) MREAA (HUH.)
48. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name, fathers middle name): Maria Jossue ( I just used my dad's real name. )
49: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Xena
50. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet's name, favorite car): Xena Lexus
51. YOUR GANGSTER NAME (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe): Choclate Supra
52. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal): Blue Panda
53. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers): Alexis Alejandro
54. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Garcia Gainesville
55. SPY NAME: (your favorite season, favorite flower): Summer Rose ( hmmm it works )
56. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Grape Jeans
57. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Pancake Willow
59. WRESTLING NAME: (favorite action word, favorite game character): KapowLuigi
60. MURDER NAME: (Your favorite word, favorite kind of food, favorite weapon): Abnormal Spicy Dagger
How much am I Worth?
Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75
Total: $100 Yeah i've started of good
[X] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15
Total so far: $150 People, Alot and i mean alot of famous people have brown eyes. And imagine how much there worth!
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[X] Under 5′4" - $0
Total so far: $150 The truth is that i'm 5'3" and if you ask me that's pretty tall!
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $250 What's wrong with being under 18?
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[X] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215
Total so far: $570 yeah! i knew being first born would pay off some day!
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600
Total so far: $1170 That's right!!!
[x] Perfect vision - $400
[ ] Need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $1570 i'm donig pretty good
[ ] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $50
[X] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $2020 Keep it coming!!!
Favorite Colors (multiple):
[X] Green - $750
[X] Red - $600
[X] Black - $100
[X] Brown - $300
[X] Purple - $225
[X] White - $400
[X] Aqua - $350
[X] Orange - $300
[X] Blue - $300
[X] Pink - $100
[X] Other - $500
Total: $6420 I absolutley love Colors!
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[X] Nope - add $1000
[ ] some - $750
YES!!!!! I AM WORTH $7420 Now who's awesome? Yeah that's right I am!!!!!
Aren't I precious :)
Some of my favorite Quotes and Sayings -
Why Be Normal?
'Sometimes your arm around my waist is more than enough.'
'Don't give up because god's love and glory is always there and will never ever fail you :>"
'It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet. But when I'm quiet, people ask what's wrong with me.'
'It's not about ideas. It's about making ideas happen.'
I think of life as a book.The further you get into it, the more it begins to make sense.
HAPPINESS IS A CUP OF COFFEE AND A GOOD BOOK.
'Life is like a pen. You can cross things out but you can never erase them.'
'Imperfections make you beauitful.'
"Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've have decided to look beyond the imperfections." - Unknown
"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genuis and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." - Marilyn Monroe
Do not get between ma and my keyboard.
"When you really love someone,
age, distance, height,
weight...is just a damn number
and I had the privilage to meet you."
"People were created to be loved,
things were created to be used.
The reason the world is chaos is
beacuse things are being loved are loved,
and people are being used."
"Being a GEEK is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a GEEK is extremely LIBERATING."
On the internet you can be anything you want. It's shame how so many people choose to be stupid.
"Goodbye without reasons is the most painful one. Love without reasons is the most beautitful one."
"Sometimes when I say "I'm okay." I want some to hug me tight and say "I know that your not."
"No matter what I do. I always forget to forget you."
"Dear Heart, Fall in love when your ready. Not when your lonely."
"Someday, Someone will walk into your life and you will relize why it never worked with anyone else."
"Sometimes you need just that one person who will let you talk&ramble, listen to you complain like an idiot but still love you all the same.
"When you are important to a person that person will always make time for you,
no broken promises.
"Falling in love is like jumping off a really tall building,
your brain tells you it is not a good idea,
but your heart tells you, you can fly."
"When I first saw you
I fell in love and you
smilied because you knew."
Nerd Girl Problem- You quote Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter or Star Wars and no one understands.
Geek Hierarchy -
Geek:Understands, creatres, & fixes Really Cool Stuff.
Nerd: Understand & collects Really Cool Stuff.
Dork: Confused about Really Cool Dtuff.
Some girls dream of a big walk-in-closet in their bedroom.
I Want a walk-in-library in mine.
I used to be normal...
Until i met these LOSERS i call my BEST FRIENDS.
When you're home alone & someone knocks on your door.
10% say "who is it"
64% look through the peep hole
25% open the door
1% Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder.
I'm not antisocial.
I just think that people are stupid.
"I've done alot of things over the years. But acting normal has never been one of them."
Being Normal Is Abnormal
Let your past make you better, not bitter.
Sometimes I Pretend To Be Normal.
but it gets boring. So I Go Back To Being Me.
It sucks when you know that you need to let go but you can't because you're still waiting for the IMPOSSIBLE yo happen.
It's not how GOOD you are, it's how GOOD you want to be.
Worrying is like sitting ina rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere.
Walk with the DREAMERS, the BELIEVERS, the COURAGEOUS, the CHEERFUL, the PLANNERS, the DOERS, the SUCCESSFUL people with their heads in the clouds and their feet on tthe ground.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
In life, you will realize there is a role for everyone you meet. Some will test you, some will use you, some will love you, and some will teach you. But the ones who are truly important are the ones who bring out the best in you. They are the rare and amazing peoplevwho remind you why it's worth it.
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.
*doctor: so how long would you say you're on the computer for?
*me: anout 7 hours
*doctor: a week?
*Me: ya lets go with that
ok how can you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick?
One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in builging walls. REPEATEDLY.
The only thing worst than being put into a group of strangers for a class project is being put into a group of strangers who are friends with eachother.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
If you die in an elevator,
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
And the worst thing is, you can't tell.
You can't tell the that the person beside you may be heart broken.
You can't tell if they are hurting all over. You can't tell if they're struggling to smile.
You can't tell if they just want to break down and cry. And the sad thing is;
they wish you could tell.
How come in movies the awkward introverted girl is always actually ridiculously hot gets the equally smoking gut
who's atually not an asshole but a sweetheart in hiding like when is this going to happen to me?
You fight, I fight.
Have you ever been in one of those moods where you just want to grab everything and rip it from the walls
and break everthing because you feel broken and you want to scream and kick and cry because nothing feels right and
it's all wrong and you don't feel right and you don't know anymore.
And then you realize that you're not in a movie and you'd have to vlean it up yourself so you don't get in trouble.
I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big,
i get to flop them around and smack people.
When i was 5 years old, my mon always told me that hapiness was the key to life.
When i went to school, they asked me what i wanted to be went i grew up.
I wrote down "happy."
They told me i didn't understand the assignment and i told them they didn't understand life.
Apology accepted, trust denied.
There's this part of me that's like:
you should do your work, and then you wouldn't be stressed, and you would feel great sense of accomplishment,
and you'd have free time when you finished.
But then there's this other part of me that's like:
No. They both have such good arguments.
Hate is easy;
Love takes courage
If you don't like the way I drive
Get off the sidewalk
"According to Greek Mythology, Humans Were Orignally Created With 4 Arms, 4 legs, & A Head With 2 Faces. Fearing Their Power Zeus Split them into two Seprate parts,
Condemning them to Spend their Lives in Search of the Other Halves."
* my thoughts at school: what would happen if i punched someone right now?
The easiest thing in the world id to love someone.
The hardest part is finding someone to love you back.
Girl: I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: Prove it. Scream it to the world.
Boy: *Whispers in ear* I love you.
Girl: Why'd You whisper it to me?
Boy: Because you are my world
(Vanity) Was always my favorite (Sin)
(Glamour) Was always my favorite (Weapon)
(Pain) Was always my favorite Pleasure)
(Beauty) Was always my favorite (Crime)
(Envy) Was always my favorite (Poison)
(Love) was always my favorite (Hate)
(Fame) Was always my favorite (Motive)
Nothing says confidence like doing sudoku with a pen.
That moment when a character does something embarrassing and you feel the embarrassment.
Laziness gives you ninja skills.
That awkward moment when you late to class and everybody stares at you like you killed someone.
Hey mom?" "WHAT!?"
"Nevermind you're not in a good mood."
That on friend who always kills the moment.
In my life, I've lived, I've loved, I've lost, I've missed, I've hurt, I've trusted, I've made mistakes, but most
of all, I've learned.
I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me...from me.
Pressing the elevator button a million times, thinking it will make it come faster.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life?
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because i need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you are my life.
Girls are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because there afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they get the rotton apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS, THROW THE LEMONS BACK AND SAY "LIFE'S A BITCH"
"Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong"
A two-year-old id kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it ot leave it.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!THIS IS GREAT ADVICE...
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
WELL THAT HAD FREAKED ME OUT BECAUSE IT WORKED.
Good friend vs. Best friend
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.
A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will trip you again and/or sit on your back to keep you down.
A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after me in the first place.
A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will help me kidnap the band.
A good friend will help me learn how to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car in the lake to collect insurance.
A good friend will let me make a fool of myself in public; a best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.
The one abot best friends that you would of just read and i totally agree with it. I read it to my best friend and she also agreed
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.
Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
Girls Don't realize these things;
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
BTW- I copy and pasted that last one from my favorite authors account on fanfiction!
If you were able to read all of that than i would really congratulate my self for have time to read all that!!!
It's just that i love to copy and paste i find on people's accounts! there ust really cool and i would really copy and paste this if you!
Hope you enjoyed reading this