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Joined 07-08-12, id: 4113450, Profile Updated: 06-27-14
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hello world. I write things.

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Midnight Blues by Zeitgeist84 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, Harry makes a dumb career choice and Ron tags along. Hermione, sensibly, doesn't. Seven years later, a very different trio are drawn into an international web of intrigue by a little girl and an old relic. Lesson to be learned: stay in school, kids. Post-DH; Slightly AU. Rated M for language and violence. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 129,132 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
In The Blood by justplainrii reviews
Almost 30 years after the end of the war, Sasuke finds a boy that looks exactly like his brother. He doesn't handle it well. Especially when other lookalikes begin to surface, and all signs point to an old foe being responsible. A mystery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 174 - Words: 803,477 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ino Y., Karin
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 252,192 - Reviews: 6147 - Favs: 9,758 - Follows: 11,192 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Unmasked by WiseMan24 reviews
Minato didn't know that when he shattered Tobi's mask in his fight, he set in motion a series of events that would shake the very foundations of the Shinobi world. AU, diverging from canon after Minato's and Tobi's fight on the day the Kyuubi was released. Eventual NaruHina, Strong/Smart Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,384 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Orochimaru, Obito U./Tobi
For The Greater Good by MasterSpy reviews
"I can get you Harry Potter," she whispered. "And the traitor Snape. In fact, I promise to hand them to you on a silver platter." She watched his ashen, pale face twist into a cruel, serpentine smile. With a flick of the Dark Lord's wand, her entire body ruptured with the agony of a thousand knives. That is how Hermione Granger celebrated her 18th Birthday. AU postOotP Spy!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,723 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
There Once Was A Man by Focalor Farrar reviews
Following the sudden death of his mother, Namikaze Menma, sixteen, is now burdened with the task of finding his long absent father, Uzumaki Naruto. This cold and socially awkward teenager will encounter several hardships along his journey, as well as a plethora of colorful characters and several enlightening moments that will break his hard heart and instead give it warmth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Menma U., Naruto U.
Déjà Vu by lilpurplebird reviews
There was a blip, and then it was gone. Drabble.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Y. Otonashi - Complete
The Shadow Of A Flash by ThatDudeCalledBob reviews
The only thing Naruto hated more than the whispering behind his back was trying to live in his father's shadow. Sometimes, just sometimes, he wondered what life would be like if his father had sealed the Kyuubi instead of the Sandaime. AU. Minato lives. Quiet Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,403 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Naruto U.
Puppets on the Strings of Fate by DeusPascitCorvos reviews
This is, and always has been, the choice of Steins;Gate.
Steins;Gate/シュタインズ ゲート - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Complete
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10561 - Favs: 4,818 - Follows: 2,946 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 241 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Freedom Divergence 0214761 by Razor Scion reviews
Makise Kurisu has been Sern's loyal servant for over thirty years. Now, she may have delivered them a tool more powerful than Time Travel itself...
Steins;Gate/シュタインズ ゲート - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Kurisu M. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 4,537 - Follows: 3,238 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 164 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4927 - Favs: 11,348 - Follows: 1,269 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4621 - Favs: 4,513 - Follows: 3,380 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Chasing Shadows by ncfan reviews
“If this is the afterlife, then why aren’t you in hell?” Itachi only smiles cryptically. Death is a destination, the afterlife a series of paths. Gen. fic, oneshot. Jiraiya, Itachi, others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,780 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Jiraiya, Itachi U. - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 4907 - Favs: 4,390 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Breaking Up Isn't that Hard to Do by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 87 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
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There Will Come Soft Rains reviews
In the last moments of the final fight, Naruto hesitates- and that is all Madara ever needed. Cursed to live on beneath the red moon as his friends die, help comes from someone unexpected as he gets a second chance to fix what went wrong. Ending up in the middle of the Third War, Naruto sets out to change everything.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Minato N.
Atonement reviews
In the interests of anonymity, I will only say that I work in the mental health-care department of Konoha. Things being as they are in a shinobi village, we get more than our fair share of strange patients; one of them specifically has been on my mind lately. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
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