Lauren K
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 07-02-03, id: 411396
Author has written 4 stories for Star Wars, Matrix, and City of Heroes.

Hi! I'm Lauren K, known to some as either cheesenipagent or darthcheesenip, depenting on the fandom. I'm a sci-fi fantasy freak, avid reader, but reluctant writer. I am currently a fan of:

City of Villains- favorite characters: Lord Recluse (...Wow. I've found my new obsession! This guy combines classic evil overlord qualities with a style that gets things done. I can't wait to get to a high enough level to join Arachnos.)

Lord of The Rings- Nazgul, Mouth of Sauron, Sauron, Melkor, Elrond, Haldir (I just got the extended edition to RoTK. I love the Witch King's new scene )

The Matrix- Smith, Brown, Jones, Tompson, Johnson, Jackson, the machines in general (No real explination for this, I just love the buggers. Especially Smith. He gets the most awesome lines.)

Star Wars- Darth Vader, Boba Fett, Jango Fett, TK 622, Null ARC Trooper Captain Ordo, the members of Republic Commando squads Delta and Omega, Empire in general (Hurrah for bucket heads!), as well as every single one of the named clone troopers that I've come across, from Alpha to Xutto. 56 of them in all. Darasuum Kote! And, the new favorite that has very quickly become a fetish, General Grievous. INSERT FANGIRLISH COMMENT HERE

Naruto- Momochi Zabuza, Haku, Hoshigake Kisame (I love Kirigakure. The most awesome freaks in the entire series come from there.)

I, Robot- Sonny. (The world's most adorable robot.)

Final Fantasy X- Auron (I cried at the end of FFX, not because of the whole romance thing, but because Auron died. Again. >_Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children- Sepiroth and clones, named Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo (You can never go wrong with clones...)

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic- Canderous. (I don't care what people say about Carth. I'm sticking with the Mandalorian.)

I'm a complete sucker for the evil little buggers.

Updates:

New story- Things You Aren't Supposed to Know About. My little endeavor to record the freakish things that are business as usual in the Rouge Isles.

New story- The True Dejarik Master- A peice centered on the true masterminds of the Clone Wars.

New story- Vode An. My little homage to the clone troopers, specifically TK 622, from "What Sin Loyalty", in the Empire comic series.

New story- Nobody. Origionaly a prompt from school, written while thinking about Agent Smith. Inspired by the quote: "Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die." ~Anonymous.

New chapter to Ghosts. More angst, but new character. Like father, like son, Luke gets the angst this time.

Enjoy, but be warned- angstyness galore. Please review!

NOTE- I would like to make an apeal to any people who read this, have played CoV, and are so inclined to write fiction- Please, get your stories out there! We are currently a group with far too few peices to call our own! Thanks!

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Always Emotion is the Future by Foulds reviews
Obi Wan decided to hide the truth from Luke. But what if Luke and Leia had made a terrible mistake on Hoth in their ignorance? What if Leia was pregnant with Luke's child? Chapter 23; as Obi-Wan learns the truth, Luke falls back in the Emperor's hands...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,117 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Luke S., Leia O.
The Essences Of Life by Heimchen reviews
The fate of General Grievous could have been so different if only he'd learned the truth behind his extreme makeover. In this version of his career, spanning the events of the Clone Wars and ROTS, he does.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 137,197 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 6/6/2005 - General Grievous, Count Dooku
Faith in Humanity by karrafear reviews
AU. What if Naruto survived a murder attempt on his life at the age of 6 and had to leave Konoha for his own safety. Now 12, Naruto and Jiraiya returns to take the genin test. Finished! Lookout for Sequal Restoration of Faith!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 195,434 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Complete
Identities of a lost soul by ether-fanfic reviews
KotOR:Ch42. “You are under arrest! Lay down your weapon, Sith, or we shall open fire!” With mounting horror, I inwardly cursed the black robe that cloaked my bloodstained armour, and announced me as an enemy to the Republic.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 225,005 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 7/19/2004
Twisted Fate by Darkaus reviews
What would happen if the Witch King was not slain on the battle field outside Minas Tirith? ...shall we find out?I Own nothing, nothing at all...yes... Dedicated to FrodoFreak88
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,301 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 12/24/2004
An Unlikely Hero by plutospawn reviews
This is my interpretation of the events of Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic KotOR. It deals with a female Revan.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 130,156 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 3/27/2004
In Darkness Silent by Darkaus reviews
... the Ringwraith trilogy is ended. but I have to wonder, once they fade, where do they go? Is a story ever finished with death, or is what is before death, just the prelude... spooky, yes?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 39,751 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 10/16/2004
Grievous Lives On! by InjuredPelican reviews
What would happen if Grievous got the fight he deserved and lived? Jedi, bounty hunters, and one ticked off cyborg general all face off on Kalee. Please R and R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,198 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 6/4/2005
Degree In Robotics by patchworkdove reviews
[I, ROBOT] Now that he has forfilled his purpose, he must find his way like the rest of us. Rating has increased due to adult content. Contains elements from the 20th Centuary Fox motion picture and Issac Asimov's robot stories. Sorry, NOT TO BE CONTINUED
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 101,997 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005
A Jedi Shall Not by Foulds reviews
Kelseti and Wilreen are both failed Jedi, but for very different reasons. Now a twist of fate has thrown them together, into a conspiracy at the very heart of the Clone Wars, and into Grievous' hands... Chapter 7, Sub Rosa.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,671 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005
Eclipse by Jurious reviews
AotC & RotS AU: Once apprehended on Geonosis, Padmé falls into the clutches of the villainous Count Dooku, and is taken on one of the most unexpected and frightening rides of her life. A very twisted and unconventional love story.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 308,837 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Count Dooku, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Meilleurs Ennemis by Kyla Ellayan reviews
Le Général Grievous vient proposer son aide à une petite planète en guerre contre un système voisin. Mais une jeune sénatrice va flairer un piège. Selon elle, les intentions du Général sont tout sauf bienveillantes...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - French - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,738 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005
LOTR Funnies! by Darkaus reviews
Anything that can go wrong will, and anything that can't go wrong will,And we get to sit back and laugh at them! What will the people of Mordor do once the movies are done being filmed? Chapter 2 features Veggie tales song!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005
Redemption by Kyla Ellayan reviews
UPDATE chapitre 5! Ellie, jeune jedi humanoïde, décide d'accompagner Obi-Wan et Anakin afin de libérer Palpatine des griffes du Général Grievous. Mais le face à face avec le cyborg ne se déroulera pas comme prévu... SPOILERS
Star Wars - Rated: T - French - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,440 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Obi-Wan K.
The Stag and the Dragon by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Harry P. - Complete
Recompense by Kenya Starflight reviews
Part III of the Reborn trilogy. Luke and Vader must face Emperor Palpatine and Darth Kain one more time, while the Rebellion engages in a final showdown with the Empire.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,546 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Star Wars Republic Commando: The Delta Chronicles by Kartion Elesto reviews
The after story to Republic Commando. Riddled with guilt, the remainders of Delta Squad mourn over their lost comrade at Kachiero, before they again spearhead the invasion of Kashyyyk. R&R
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2005
The Path Toward Inevitability by Dreamweaver74 reviews
[I,Robot] Set after the films events, how will Dr. Susan Calvin deal with some unexpected emotions? And how will humanity deal with their fear of an inevitable future? CH 5 Added!
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,867 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005
Under the blue sky, upon the green grass by Schattenseite reviews
The man who is later known as the Mouth of Sauron comes to his future master searching for immortality and power.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Sauron
The Terror and the Teeth by kingmaker reviews
The Mouth of Sauron goes to the dentist.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Venom: Genesis by Travis P. Collins reviews
The re-imagined story of how Eddie Brock and his alter-ego Venom became the Lethal Protector of San Francisco.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004
Loss of Innocence by Kyoko Decendant of Aura reviews
(Ch. 1 up) Jak reflects on Erol and his darker half and their connection to him. And eachother. better than it sounds, I promise! JakxErol, JakxDark Jak, and ErolxDark Jak if you wanna think that way.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 9/1/2004
Gemini by Krimzon 1 reviews
A series of short stories revolving around the lives of Erol and Ezra. Given a PG13 rating for later chapters. Second story up 'Drunk'.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2004 - Published: 10/30/2004
Imitation of Life by Nudgy Turian reviews
[I,Robot] Sonny, a sentient NS5 robot, is the key to the future relationship between humans and their created servents, but it falls to Detective Del Spooner, a man who distrusts robots more than any other, to see Sonny through his "robotic adolescence"
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 8/8/2004
Struggle by The Wingless Angel reviews
(I,Robot) Sonny struggles to live a normal life among Humans, getting criticized along the way.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2004
A Promise Kept by Straya reviews
(One shot fic based on the movie version of I, Robot.) What may have happened in lab 406 just minutes before Detective Spooner was called to USR. Sonny POV.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Complete
The One: Reloaded by Thesseli reviews
Smith has taken over the role of the One and returned to Zion, but there are people on both sides who want the war between Man and Machine to continue. Sequel to 'One'.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,455 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Smith, A. - Complete
Here they come by Lady LeBeau reviews
The characters from LotR experience their first Mary Sues and learn how to deal with them. So far, Faramir, Denethor, Gimli, Lurtz, Theoden, and Wormtongue have been 'Sued. I will take requests...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,347 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004
Land of the Free? by papermachine reviews
HIATUS. Trinity, captured by Agent Smith has not lost hope that Neo would come... But Smith begins to break her... little by little, her resistance and will is stripped away... Will she turn her back abandon her fight?
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,931 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Smith, A., Trinity
Lost by Crawling Elf a.k.a. ZIM reviews
Vader reflects on the death of a love one. Fett&Anakin slash warning.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Forbidden by Leithwen reviews
Torn get drunk and realises his feelings for Jak. TornJak
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/14/2004 - [Jak M., Torn]
Manazashi wa Eien ni by Shirohane reviews
Naruto disguises himself for a dangerous mission. What would he do when Sasuke falls in love with his disguised self? Sasuke x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,045 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/28/2004 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Project Koala by alocin reviews
The Agents have a new and terrible weapon to use against the rebels. Can you guess what it is yet? Attempted humour, general insanity. Yup I actually wrote some more! It's a miracle...
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 9/9/2003
Through the Eyes of a Serpent by Lucione reviews
When Hermione's time-turner breaks she goes back in time and meets a certain ---less sadistic--- Slytherin. (reviews and comments welcome)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/4/2003 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Welcome to the Konoha High School by Mrs. Hyuga reviews
Lets see...Mix a little reality with Naruto. Kakashi's a gym teacher. Hokage is principal. Itachi is a gang leader...Still thinking Pairings might be VERY odd. Plez review! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,419 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Complete
This Too Shall Pass by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
A sick little AU movieverse ficlet. A more logical conclusion to the scene between Frodo and the Nazgul.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Complete
Luke's Christmas by KittandChips reviews
The rest of the rebels are celebrating, but Luke is suffering from a bad case of Christmas blues. Then an unexpected mission results in him spending Christmas with the last person he expected. Loosely based on the Christmas song 'Snoopy's Christmas'.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,001 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Conquer Me by Mouko reviews
In the days before Impending Doom, only one Tallest reigned supreme. However, his days were numbered and a successor was needed. But what happens when there isn't one successor... but two?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,588 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/22/2002 - Published: 11/22/2001 - Purple, Red - Complete
Living For You by Lacey reviews
Being the Tallest is a lonely job, but someone has to do it. (Extremely mild Red/Purple)
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/21/2001
Shiv and SNIKT by Unanon reviews
Riddick from Pitch Black meets Logan from the X-Men Movie/Comic and general strangeness ensues. Chapter 3 is new!
Movie X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2001 - Published: 6/28/2001
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Things You Aren't Supposed To Know About reviews
City of Villains: Some of the things you overhear in the Rouge Isles give you the feeling that you need to soak your brain in bleach. UPDATE: Holiday confusion.
City of Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 11/15/2005
The True Dejarik Master reviews
In the Clone Wars, the Galaxy's a Dejarik board.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 11/3/2005 - E. Palpatine
Nobody reviews
Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die." Anonymous. Agent Smith's thoughts.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Smith, A.
Ghosts reviews
Darth Vader thinks of what Obi Wan did to him, and the consequences that followed. Angst. First post! Constructive criticism needed! UPDATE Luke thinks about his father, and the battle of Yavin.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Darth Vader