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Joined 07-08-12, id: 4115026, Profile Updated: 07-09-12
Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Age: why would i tell you, i dont want a stalker...OK i admit it I'm 93.

Gender: female.

Likes: Yaoi!, chocolate, flying bunnies (of the mint variety), Hetalia, books, and a lot of other stuff

Dislikes: vegetables, mean people, and Mondays...

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1. Do not introduce self as a role-playing character in public.

2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7. Note expressions.

8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9. Floor is slippery when wet.

10. Lake is slippery when dry.

11. Only talk to strangers you know.

12. Strangers you don't know are spies. Kill them all.

13. For legal purposes, be sure to delete above note.

14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15. Kill them for security purposes.

16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18. The men in white coats are not your friends.

19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24. Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25. Train an army of flying monkeys.

26. Goldfish don't like milk.

27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28. Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29. People are staring at you.

30. So act insane.

31. People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... and teeth.

33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.

35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... bonding.

36. Never pet a burning dog.

37. Never make eye contact with a naked man - especially not if you are wearing a parka.

38. Naked men dig parkas.

39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40. You know what would look good on you?

41. Immolated cockroaches.

42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43. The size of Danny DeVito.

44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46. Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gum nut tree!"

48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49. That way is rum.

50. Constipated people don't give a sh!t.

52. You cannot kill the snow.

53. The snow can kill you.

54. Grass can also kill you.

55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57. HE is real - no matter what the men in white coats say.

58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61. Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul-sucking demon.

63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64. Ask Senor Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65. Remember to kill HIM...

66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69. Scream - the doctors don't like it. They'll give you a shot of something nice.

70. Hide the bodies. Otherwise, people ask embarrassing questions.

71. Eat the evidence.

72. But not if it's broken glass.

73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75. Disregard last note.

76. Note reactions.

77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78. Stock up on ball point pens.

79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81. Do not stick fingers into blender.

82. Blender... bad... ouch…

83. Blood loss is bad.

84. Find way to re-attach fingers.

85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86. Answer every question with a question.

87. Ask people what gender they are.

88. Note reactions.

89. Refer to people as "mortal".

90. The Seagull from Hell is out to get me.

91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92. Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94. Kill them.

95. Brutally.

96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97. Dunk head in boiling water.

98. Disregard last note. It was written by Voice #7.

99. Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

101. Find out who invented "Barny".

102. Kill them.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?


You know your obbsessed with Hetalia when...bold apply

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru".

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.

19. You want Prussia back on the map.

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (And you're American.)

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia.

30. Scream "Pasta" at everyone who is eating some.

America (Alfred F. Jones)

You love hamburgers (x)

You think you're awesome ()

You love to invent things (x)

You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (x)

You can seem to be very brash to other people ()

You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business (x)

You're terrified of ghosts ()

You know aliens exist ()

You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time ( )

You wear glasses (x)

(5/10) Meh.

England (Arthur Kirkland)

You like tea ()

You were quite tough as a kid ()

You're very sarcastic and cynical ()

Your cooking is awful (x)

You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (x)

...But you refuse to believe in aliens ()

You have tried doing black magic before ()

You get drunk quite easily ()

When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy ()

You're good at embroidery ()

(2/10) Iggy is awesome... I'm just not like him... at all.

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

You're very affectionate (x)

You think you have a great fashion sense ()

You like wine ()

You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears ()

You love red roses ()

When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women ()

You're very proud of yourself (x)

You love culture and the arts (x)

You're very flamboyant ()

You say you're a gourmet ()


Russia (Ivan Braginski)

You had a very sad childhood ()

You're very tall ()

You have a tendency to switch between personalities (x)

You wear a scarf all the time ()

You love sunflowers (x)

You love vodka ()

You can seem intimidating to other people ()

You're very strong ()

You have a big nose ()

You have a strange laugh that can scare people (x)

(2/10) ok...

China (Wang Yao)

You're very mature (x)

You're very superstitious ()

You're very religious ()

You love pandas (x)

You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes ()

You love Hello Kitty ()

You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously (x)

You work hard (x)

You're good at drawing (x)

You like sweets (x)

(6/10) ok... again...

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

You were bullied a lot in your childhood ()

You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit ()

You're very happy-go-lucky ()

You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies (x )

You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up ()

You're a good artist (x)

You can be clumsy at times (x)

You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something ()

If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" ()

You would surrender in a war situation ()

(3/10) im not like Italy

Germany (Ludwig)

You're very stoic and serious (x)

Sausages are your favorite foods (x)

You like to walk dogs/your dog (x)

Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case (x)

You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T (x)

You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules ()

You work very hard (x)

Your alone time is your 'happy time' (x)

You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people (x)

You've had issues with money once or twice ()

(8/10) Not surprised...

Japan (Kiku Honda)

You're very mature (x)

You think everything over before saying it ()

You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one ()

You isolated yourself during childhood ()

You became very successful in a short amount of time ()

You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (x)

You can seem cold/aloof to other people ()

You're good at practical tasks (x)

You need time to adjust to new people (x)

You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person (x)

(5/10) halfway like japan.

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

You are very well-raised (x)

You're polite (x)

You love classical music ()

You like cake (x)

You have a mole on your face ()

You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (x)

You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument ()

You've composed music before ()

You tend to call people 'morons' (x)

You wear glasses (x)

(6/10) Hmmmmm...

Canada (Matthew Williams)

You're often ignored by people (x)

You look younger than you actually are (x)

You love hockey ()

You love polar bears (x)

You hate fighting (x)

You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy ()

You often get mistaken for someone else (x)

You feel under-appreciated (x)

You're bilingual ()

You always carry a bear with you ()

(6/10) kind of expected...


You smoke ()

You're very physically strong ()

You've won a lot of fist-fights ()

In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other ()

You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics (x)

You like hot weather (x)

You can be very friendly from time to time ()

You look very tough on the outside ()

You make a very nice role-model ()

You don't let people get a word in edgeways ()

(2/10) huh...

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

You have a potty-mouth (x)

You like to wear flowers in your hair (x)

You used to be a very tough kid ()

You're very reliable (x)

It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (x)

You're very faithful (x)

Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (x)

You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese (x)

You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next (x)

If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it (x)

(9/10) Again, expected.

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

You're very loyal (x)

You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together (x)

You're very serious (x)

You have a lot of patience (x)

You think too much about philosophical stuff (x)

You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... (x)

You're not very confident (x)

You were quite rebellious as a child ()

People tend to walk all over you ()

You're a born worrier (x)

(8/10) wow...

Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)

You love the color pink (x)

You have a friend that you always walk all over ()

No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix ()

You act before you think ()

You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with (x)

….but after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them ()

You are able to talk like the opposite gender (x)

You talk with words such as "like" and "totally" ()

You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate ()

You love ponies ()

(3/10) ok then...

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

You love tomatoes ()

You're a bright thinker (x)

You have a country-bumpkin like atmosphere ()

You kinda insensitive (x)

You tend to go along with other people's thoughts or plans ()

You're scary when you're angry (x)

You're passionate (x)

You have a person that you care for dearly, but they don't seem to appreciate you that much (x)

People should NOT get near you when you had alcohol ()

You have people that are Best Friends, but rivals at the same time ()

(5/10) Spain!

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

You have a younger sibling that you don't get along well with (x)

…but you kinda rely on them anyway (x)

You're friendly to girls (x)

…but you're strict and unsocial towards guys (x )

You act strong but actually, you're a wimp ()

On some parts, you're weaker than your younger sibling (x)

You have someone that cares for you dearly but you think of them as annoying ()

You love your family, but you just don't show it (x)

You're truthful to yourself, in some cases (x)

You love pasta, pizza, gelato, and fruits ()

(7/10) LOVI

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

You have a younger sibling that you always count on (x)

You're slightly aggressive ()

You think you're totally awesome ()

You have a pet bird ()

You're loyal to your superiors/parents/teachers ()

You're actually punctual, strict and serious, you just don't seem like it ()

Some people you like, some people you just hate like insane ()

You tend to pick on some people ()

You have an old friend that you just can't beat no matter what ()

You have good friends, but they're not exactly the best people you can find (x)

(2/10) im still awesome, i mean prussian.

Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)

You stay neutral in thing no matter what (x)

You are reclusive (x)

You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to (x)

You work hard on things until they're done (x)

You can't get along friendly with other people ()

But, you're kind towards siblings (x)

You're actually quite strong ()

You have a lot of money ()

You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring (x)

You had a hard past ()

(6/10) ok...

Korea (Im Yong-Soo)

You care a lot about your family (x)

You love watching movies, and creating things (x)

You're stronger than you seem (x)

You're a Going-My-Way person ()

You love kimchi ()

You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking (x)

You tend to piss off your elders ()

You like to claim things as yours ()

You love games and Internet (x)

You're slightly perverted (x)

(6/10) ok...again...

Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)

You love Christmas and Santa (x)

You're honest and quiet (x)

You are good at high-tech machinery (x)

You like coming up with weird things (x)

You sense of taste is bad, as people say (x)

You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you ()

You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse (x)

You love saunas ()

You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well (x)

For some reason, you have weird naming skills (x)

(8/10) ...

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)

You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet (x)

You're honest, serious, and love debates (x)

You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it (x)

People think you're scary (x)

You're clever with your hands (x)

You make weapons with things that people don't imagine ()

You're clumsy with human relationships (x)

You tend to go against stronger people ()

You give up pretty quick ()

In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring (x)

(7/10) ... No words...

I understand that scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there is no freaking way paper can beat rock. what, paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock , thus leaving it immobile? if so, then why in the world can't paper do this to scissors? never mind scissors, why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating (usually) innocent students as they attempt to take notes in class? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. when i play rock/paper/scissors, i always choose rock. then, when someone claims to have beaten me with their paper,i can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, oh, i'm sorry, i thought paper would protect you."

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If you hate people who steal your ideas, copy and paste this on your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.


People think weirdos can't make friends. Well, they're wrong.

Usually one weird person will find another weird person and those two will engulf themselves in mutual weirdness and we call those people our friends! =)

If you believe this as well, copy and paste this to your profile.


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what your number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, Sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

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You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
You go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheer leading a sport. (gross)
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (well a plain necklaces,bacelets,and rings.)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (well minus the make-up)
You smile a lot more than you should. (i find random stuff funny)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can. (actually i would but i never wear dresses)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats (But cats are still amazing)

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (though,idk why)
You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hot-wheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (still do)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (Key Word: used to)
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (well only if i had sugar)

Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

I Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates life because she wears size two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.


I am that girl,
The one who likes books.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that just wants to make a difference.
The one that doesn't look at race or sexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns... They taste good.
The one that people like because she's crazy.
The one that will do anything to make people feel better.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.

getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put this in your profile if you wish you were still 5

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bucesae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

If you can read the message above paste it in your profile

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

NO!! I won't go to Hell!! It has a restraining order against me!!

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

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Signs you might be afflicted with the condition known as WRITER.

1. You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you. (Yep!)

2. Some of the letters on your keyboard are completely worn off. (I don't like typing, I like writing things out.)

3. You would rather write than go out. (Sometimes...OK YES!)

4. Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit. (nope.)

5. You get cranky if you don't get to write. (Sometimes...)

6. You've ever said,"The voices are getting louder; I must go write." (the looks people give you are just soo offensive.)

7. When talking to others, you mentally edit their dialogue and compose tags and beats. (yup!)

8. You've heard/seen something, and thought, I need to write that down. ( I do every once in a while...)

9. You've ever written a scene, synopsis, outline, or character sketch on a restaurant napkin..and it wasn't a paper napkin. (no, i take out my pad and paper.)

10. You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.(yea...)

11. You end an argument by saying,"Oh,wait, I have to write this down-this is the perfect conflict for my characters! Now, repeat what you just yelled." (no...)

12. Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food. (YES!!!)

13. You have a momentary reality lapse and mention your characters' situation as a prayer in Sunday school. (not in sunday school, but regular church and regular school yes.)

14. A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes. (Yes, all the time)

15. The easiest way for you to deal with conflict is to go home and write it in your story. (sometimes...)

16. You purposely eavesdrop in public. (you cant prove anything.)

17. At parties, your method of making conversation is to discover people in the room with interesting occupations (preferably your hero or heroine's)so you can conduct research. (at parties i don't talk i party)

18. You listen to the writer's commentary on every DVD so that you can analyze his/her writing process. (no...)

19. You have a favorite line from every movie you've seen. (Yes! Totally!)

20. You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters. (maybe...ok yes, all of the time.)

21. You argue with said character. (YES!!!)

22. You drive three hours to a city where you don't know anyone, spend another three hours driving around the city, then drive three hours home and decide NOT to set your story there. (I can't drive!)

23. You have a folder on your computer labeled "Ideas." Some of the files within this folder have only one or two words or sentences and while they made perfect sense years ago, between the software changes in that period of time garbling half the words and your own faulty memory, you have no idea what it means or where you're going with it. But you keep it anyway because you never know, you might remember it eventually. (Yes but an actual folder...)

24. You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say. (Especially at school)

25. At school, you secretly look forward to writing English papers. (yes.)

26. When you talk to someone, you constantly correct their bad grammar. (No, my grammer is worse)

27. Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM. (nope)

28. You talk to youself constantly. (Maaaaaaybeeeee...)

29. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself too much. (i always win those arguments)

30. Your family/friends have come to the ignore the habit of your talking to yourself. (yep)

31. You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them. (Yes, unless I don't like them.)

COMMON SENSE: Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing

Put this on your wall if you hate sterotypes, and put in bold the ones you are.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.


I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (only part)

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I like ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, A'isha Ishtar, Ratt9, ScatteredSands, XRomanoHetaliaX, Kika-Vocaloid-08 Italy Lover99, XxXOrganizedChaosXxX,

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Never Betray A Fox by Aileen Dickinson reviews
After the dementor attack, Harry collapses. He wakes up in Gringotts where he finds out many truths. His magic was bound, he's a lord of five houses and he's a kitsune. He will need his mates to ground him, two of them! Submissive, powerful! Harry. Slash. Character bashing. Fifth year. non canon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,303 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 4,399 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Harry P., Fred W., George W.]
A Hippogriff's Mate by Ex Mentis reviews
Because I wanted to be the first to do this pairing. Harry never expected his first Care of Magical Creatures class to be quite this eventful. Now he's the mate of a certain hippogriff! Human-Animagus!Buckbeak/Harry. Currently a one-shot, may eventually continue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,597 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 11/29/2015 - [Harry P., Buckbeak] Ron W., Hermione G.
Finding Family and Home by slayer of destiny reviews
When Harry and the Doctor meet by accident, can they change the course of each others lives for the better? With Harry in his life how will the Doctor's changing relationship with Rory and Amy be different. And with the Doctor in his life how will Harry's life shape out differently from the expectation upon him after the war finishes. Harry/11th Doctor slash
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,684 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 9/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Valeriana Natassa by CharmedArtist reviews
Harry strikes a deal with a vampire and ends up getting far more than he had expected... (Canon compliant till the end of the fifth book but with a whole bunch of invented back story. How much do we know about Potterverse vampires, after all?) No slash, potential Dumbledore bashing, kickass vampire!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 10/10/2015 - [Harry P., OC]
Unexpected developments by slayer of destiny reviews
After different events in The Department of Mysteries Harry gets some shocking news. His whole life is about to change course, and Lucius Malfoy gets a second chance to love. MPREG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,006 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 3,781 - Follows: 4,251 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 263,723 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 4,901 - Follows: 5,023 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Strings of Fate by Knife Hand reviews
Being raised only by his Aunt, Harry comes to Hogwarts not only knowing about the Wizarding World, but with a kind of training no one at the school is expecting. Chapter 30 up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,970 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 4,677 - Follows: 6,570 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Susan B.
A Marriage Courtship by slayer of destiny reviews
After the defeat of Voldemort Harry receives a letter requesting a courtship from King Rhaegar, he agrees to the courtship and gets swept away in courtship, romance and a different world to the one he is used to. M/M
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 5/29/2016
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 365,211 - Reviews: 4910 - Favs: 7,968 - Follows: 8,695 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Adventures in Magick by PseudonymousEntity reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,310 - Reviews: 2318 - Favs: 4,664 - Follows: 5,799 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
Blooming Again by Moon Witch '96 reviews
Rose Tyler dies in Pete's World after a long, valiant fight. But the TARDIS never had wanted this, and she saves her. And now Rose must deal with the throwback of living through it all over again. AU, sometime after Doomsday. Will basically go through series one to beyond. Please Read and Review!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 136,538 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Rose T., 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Bad Wolf]
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 300,069 - Reviews: 5210 - Favs: 8,575 - Follows: 8,748 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Full of Surprises by aralana765 reviews
"Arthur sat frozen on the ground. He couldn't move, couldn't think of how. It wasn't magic. It wasn't because of his wounded leg. It wasn't even fear. It was absolute shock." My version of the reveal.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,676 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Gregory Malfoy by slayer of destiny reviews
After the events of the Last Battle Harry makes a visit to Malfoy Manor only to meet the extended members of the Malfoy family, including Lucius's brother Gregory. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,879 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 3,385 - Follows: 3,654 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC
Not A Pet! by Post U Later reviews
Snotlout calls Toothless a pet. Hiccup doesn't like that & goes ballistic. No pairings, just Hiccup standing up for his best friend/brother. Between Movies. Rated T for Hiccup's actions. BAMF!Hiccup Crossover With The TV-Show - Ch.2 Dagur Calls Toothless A Pet. WILL NOT BE COMPLETED HERE! I'VE MOVED TO AO3
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,692 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 7/6/2015 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
The Winged Soul by inukagome15 reviews
It wasn't until he was three that he realized he was different and no one else could see the wings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,112 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3267 - Favs: 6,578 - Follows: 6,713 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
Bite To Eat by XxMeWxX4444 reviews
Harry only wanted to get the greasiest burger he could find and relax for a few hours. He had just got off his latest assignment, so he had earned at least that much of a break, right? Wrong. Death was a slave driver. Master of Death? Most misleading title ever created.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 390 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
The King of Hell is in Love by islashlove reviews
After visiting his wife's grave on Valentine, Bobby comes home to a surprise he never expected.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2016 - [Bobby S., Crowley] - Complete
Stranger Happenings by Felicity Dream reviews
The books happened. Then Harry decided to happen. So he did, living his life and traveling the world. Then Teddy comes into his care and he decides to settle down in Forks, somehow drawing attention even when he doesn't want it. He then proceeds to take over Forks, corrupt Bella, win over vampire kings and romancing one, and fry vampire brains. Chaos is just part of his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,705 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 3,009 - Follows: 3,291 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Harry P., Marcus] Bella
Surprise, surprise - Sorpresa, sorpresa's Translation by SoneaKyraliana reviews
Lucifer does a ritual to bind Death to himself. If he succeeds, nobody will be able to stop the Apocalypse. Why is Castiel so calm when Lucifer is about to destroy the world? When Death appears, more questions arise. What does Death know Castiel from? What other secrets does our angel keep? Nobody would have guessed the answer. Slash. One-shot. Rated M as a precaution.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 280 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Harry P., Dean W., Castiel, Lucifer - Complete
Replaceable by StarSwathi reviews
Kurt's life spirals out of his control but he finds help in the unlikeliest people.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 184,005 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Declaration of War by Hopeful Puppy reviews
"You can't kill him, Abby," he shouted after her; "He is Death!" "Actually, that would be me."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Harry P., A. Brooks - Complete
A Cage of Blood and Flesh by Mirthful-Malady reviews
It was generally agreed that Bella Swan had always been a strange child. In which the cage that Lucifer was thrown into was not so much a cage as it was a person. Inspired by inukagome15's The Last Archangel series. Twilight-verse
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Lucifer, Bella, Rosalie, Victoria
Poking A Sleeping Dragon by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
They had learned at a young age that the Ministry was corrupt. They had seen with their own eyes how little the Ministry cared about the people it was supposed to protect. And now the Ministry was after one of their own. Harry had never wanted this power, but the Ministry had no one to blame but themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 391 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., C. Fudge - Complete
To Save a Hobbit by randomplotbunny reviews
Bilbo is ill and so decides to accompany the Dwarves on their adventure instead of wasting away in the Shire. But is there hope for our dear Hobbit at the end of his journey? Eventual Smaugbo, with a light dash of Bagginshield thrown in.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,771 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Bilbo B., Smaug] Thorin - Complete
A Dark Halloween by DauntlessErudite29 reviews
Harry convinces Professor Lupin to take him and his friends into the Dark Forest for Halloween during their third year. But what will they find there? And what will Lupin think about Harry's crush on him? Harry/Lupin SLASH and Ron/Hermione. Oneshot COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Harry P., Remus L.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Fairy Godmother by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
The Enchantress, queen of the Fairy Realm, has decided that Harry Potter has earned a fairy godparent. Only she's a bit odd, lazy, and perverted. But she also has his best interests in mind. Harry doesn't know how to react to being able to wish for nearly anything he wants. Varix brings out his inner Slytherin which attracts some Slytherin attention! A/N:Tom,Harry,Voldemort SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,367 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort] OC
InBetween by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Death favored very few. And he cared for even less. However when it came to the little one Death could hardly stay indifferent, after all, if it weren't for him the little, green-eyed wizard wouldn't exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 290 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Dreams by Sheankelor reviews
Meeting in dreams, Severus and Harry formed a friendship that would span across the years. When they figure out who the other truly is, how will this affect their relationship and the end of the war? Cannon compliant until 5th yr. Time-travelish Eventually HP/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,913 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hold Your Breath by Battle On reviews
Marked at birth, Harry Potter, has always been different. The older he gets the clearer the phrase appears and having the words caring is not an advantage etched on his arm doesn't exactly inspire confidence in those around him. Teased and bullied as a child Harry learns to hide his mark and tries to forget the cold words that will identify his future mate.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,845 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 12/22/2014 - [Harry P., Mycroft H.] Sherlock H., DI Lestrade
On Artist's Hands by TwinkleHeartFudge reviews
A locked room without any outside communication plus a bottled water spiked with aphrodisiac and a painter who plans it all. Smut. Little plot. Slash. Twincest. On Deck S2-ish? Top!Zack/Bottom!Cody.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Cody M., Zack M.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14909 - Favs: 21,501 - Follows: 21,155 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Best Kind of Surprises by Shi-Toyu reviews
With his 'brother' off-world, Loki has decided it's the perfect time to sneak into the Avengers Tower and rid himself of the troublesome mortals. What he finds there instead is not at all what he was expecting. The first time they met face-to-face, Tony Stark offered him a drink. This time, he's offering a sandwich. FrostIron Character Death, not Loki or Tony's.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 3/1/2015 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] Nick F., Jarvis - Complete
Clockwork Watcher by skadi-the-huntress reviews
The Man who already controls almost half of the world could have had it all, if he had just reached across the car and shaken hands with the man in whose company he already spends almost every waking hour. Harry Potter/Mycroft Holmes
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,481 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
Percy's Hidden Talents by Takara Phoenix reviews
Apollo is bored post Giant War, so he decides to play a prank on Percy. Pose as the boy's music teacher to see the look on his face when he realizes his teacher is the god of music himself. He had not been planning on falling in love with Percy. Then again, he also hadn't planned for Percy to be such an amazing pianist. So it wasn't completely his fault. Apollo/Percy slash
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,298 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 211 - Published: 8/5/2015 - [Percy J., Apollo] Leo V., Nancy B. - Complete
Darkness Sings to Me by Firediva0 reviews
Sometimes experiencing cruel things can bring about the purest and most loveliest form of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/31/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Barty C. Jr.] - Complete
He was not looking at Ginny by Loony Puppeteer reviews
Hermione asked Harry what it felt like to watch Dean and Ginny together, because she knew Harry was in love with Ginny. Well he was in love with one of them but they did not have red hair. Harry/Dean
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2015 - [Harry P., Dean T.]
Is It Stalking If You Have Permission? by JessAlmasy reviews
The one where Kurt tries to turn a stalker into a boyfriend but has the small problem of not knowing who's texting him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,240 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/17/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Wolf's Heart by LoveableOkie reviews
Harry's Pack knew he needed to find his mate. They just didn't know the consequences would be so beneficial. Harry/Daryl slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,377 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Daryl D. - Complete
Where Angels Fear to Tread by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
James and Lily were desperate, they called on something they shouldn't have. Now Darkness follows Harry's every step.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 267 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Revelations by TheCauldron reviews
When Sherlock faked his death, he knew nobody would see through his plan. It was foolproof. Wasn't it?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2015 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Kisses are Deal Makers by islashlove reviews
When Lassiter finally kissed Shawn, it was a dream come true. But when a person from Shawn's past arrives in town, it means only one thing. Shawn's happiness and life were over. This is a slash story.
Crossover - Supernatural & Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,270 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [Shawn S., Carlton L.] [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
The Many Personalities of Spain by Writer-Girl-19 reviews
England casts a spell to rid himself of Spain. As expected it goes wrong; leaving Romano to deal with the many personalities of Spain. That sounds like a normal day for Romano, right? It would be if the personalities not had their own personifications.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,571 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Harry Potter and the Really Bad Pick Up Lines by Belle A Lestrange reviews
GoF. The 'Potter Stinks' badges just aren't enough, Draco decides to get under Potter's skin throughout their 4th year with the cheesiest, most cringe-worthy pick up lines going. The only problem is, now Potter is playing along. And that's pretty damn hot! Dedicated to FanofBelleandEdward.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/3/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 4,087 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
A New Place To Stay by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry is called up to Dumbledore's office at the end of his fourth year and told he is to go and live with Severus Snape. Severus does what no one else bothered to do― he takes care of Harry. Watch as Harry flourishes to all that he was meant to be: A Slytherin with a heart of a lion. No slash. Will Harry be able to beat Voldemort and save the people he loves? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 359,386 - Reviews: 7021 - Favs: 6,485 - Follows: 5,252 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mishap With A Love Potion by cookiesrforme reviews
It's Valentine's day. Everyone is supposed to be happy and in love. But Harry Potter isn't. So Ginny has decided to slip him a love potion that will make him fall in love with the first person he sees. Unfortunately for Ginny, the first person he sees is Draco Malfoy. But something bizarre happens. The potion doesn't work! Hermoine has an answer... But it isn't pretty.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Misunderstandings by FatesMistake reviews
It's Harry's 7th Year and after over-hearing a conversation at Grimmauld between Potter and his idiotic dogfather, Severus is starting to realize just how much of Potter's similarity to James he had taken for granted. Can they resolve their past misunderstanding? Voldemort died Fifth Year, Ron's a brat, Sirius more-so. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,272 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 126 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Frosty and his Beast by tinybee reviews
Harry's secret as Loki's son is discovered by SHIELD. Fortunately he just so happens to be someone who has helped saved the world a couple of times. With a new threat of rogue mutants, the Avengers team up with the X-Men to keep the peace, prevent a war between Thor and said X-Men, and assess the threat of one Harry Potter. Harry/Hank(Beast) SLASH. ONESHOT.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,618 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 216 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., Hank/Beast - Complete
Delirium Victoria by TheCauldron reviews
What if the prophecy wasn't as literal as Dumbledore assumed? Sometimes, sleep deprivation can be helpful. Set post fifth year, a bit (very) OOC. Just some silliness my own sleep dep caused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
God by Reithandina reviews
- Harry meets God... And the World is changed forever. - Drabble - or was a drabble... Warning and Author's Note is actually Really important to Read if you're going to continue. o.o YAOI. OC-insert (minor), M for safety!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/10/2015 - [Harry P., Chuck] OC - Complete
McMystery by randomplotbunny reviews
Tim has been hiding something from his team for years now, how will they react when they finally learn what it is? And will it be too late once they do? Established McKort, and not recommended for Abby lovers.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,358 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 10/17/2014 - [Tim M., T. Kort] Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 4,851 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Need to Know Basis by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Some things shouldn't be aired and should remain a need-to-know basis. Unfortunately for John Watson, nothing is ever just need-to-know. Seeing into the minds of people around you, ruins those need-to-know barriers a bit and brings headaches. When he meets Sherlock Holmes, whose mind is perfect and doesn't give him headaches, he embarks on a friendship that could be more. Hmmm...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,702 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A new chance by Tiriltoget reviews
When Harry is badly treated at Hogwarts the Dursleys see the light and take him to a wizarding school in Australia, far away from Britain. But with Dumbledore and Voldemort lurking around, will he be able to live there in peace? Warning: Some OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 95,472 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Just One Touch by randomplotbunny reviews
SoulmateAU! A case brings Trent Kort to NCIS and to Timothy McGee's side.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/26/2014 - [Tim M., T. Kort] Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Second chances by slayer of destiny reviews
Fate decides to play with Harry's life again, giving him a chance at a family but with the most shocking father. After the Order lock him up Harry flees to the father where they both may get a second chance. MPREG Now rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,844 - Reviews: 2373 - Favs: 6,224 - Follows: 4,428 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Iron Business Man by silver drip reviews
Pepper is a great CEO, but sometimes she needs help from the man she learned it all from.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Sherlock Gets Horny When High by wendymarlowe reviews
Moriarty drugs Sherlock and sends him on home to his I'm-not-gay flatmate. John fends off Sherlock's persistent advances (apparently Sherlock gets horny when high and has a secret thing for John?) and puts him safely to bed. In the aftermath of Sherlock's embarrassing revelations, John comes to terms with the fact that Sherlock's interest isn't entirely unreciprocated . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] J. Moriarty - Complete
Of Blood and Fangs by IceAngel 69 reviews
Dean and Sam do the impossible, they close the gates of Hell but now Sam wants a normal life with Amelia and Dean is left alone. When Dean meets up with Benny, they become closer then either had ever imagined but nothing is easy when a hunter falls in love. Falling in love with a Vampire is unheard of and things become even more complicated when an old enemy makes a reappearance.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 134,199 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Dean W., Benny - Complete
The Guardian Of Life by MissYuki1990 reviews
After centuries of being alone, of yearning for a place he could call home, of loving and losing over and over again, he had given up and decided to spend the rest of eternity alone. But nothing had ever gone according to plan with him, so why should it work now? SLASH, MPREG, RATED M FOR A VERY GOOD REASON
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,983 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - [Haldir, Harry P.] - Complete
Empathy by Blind Author reviews
John is an empath. Which isn't nearly as much fun as it sounds. Most of the time, it's not even useful. Sherlock/John, disregards Season 3.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,358 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 146 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ever Fallen In Love by FatesMistake reviews
Inspired by the song by the same name, this is a story about Harry falling in love with the wrong man at the wrong time. Can he keep his feelings hidden when Snape and Remus decide to test the students on Love Potions and Spells? Can he forgive Severus when the man betrays their friendship? Rated T
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,569 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Linked Mirrors by CharmedArtist reviews
When Severus Snape comes across a spell to link two mirrors, he promptly uses it to keep an eye on Harry Potter, troublemaker extraordinaire. But what happens when Severus activates the mirror to find something quite different from adventures being hatched..? Self-harm, hurt/comfort and Snarry slash. Mature!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,390 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 137 - Published: 11/24/2014 - [Severus S., Harry P.] - Complete
Harry Five-0 by mjimeyg reviews
There was a reason that surfer crashed into Kono that day... and she really shouldn't have hit him. Kono's hot tempered response lands them a team mate that likes to cause mischief and has very little respect for protocol.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,382 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 554 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Harry P., Kono K. - Complete
My Place Is Right Beside You by MissYuki1990 reviews
Steve could swear that he has never in his life seen such vivid eyes. That shade of almost shimmering green could not be seen anywhere in the world. It looked as though the very essence of everything that was beautiful and pure was trapped within those endless depths, and Steve forgot for a moment where he was. WARNINGS IN THE CHAPTER, RATED M FOR A REASON
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,844 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 260 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Steve R./Capt. America, Harry P.] Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Sam W./Falcon - Complete
I Will Find You by MissYuki1990 reviews
"Promise me," Dagda choked out, drawing his last breaths, "promise me that you will find me - whatever life - whatever time - promise me, and - and we'll see it all to - together…" "I will," Tegan whispered, pressing his lips against Dagda's, "I will, I swear I'll find you, no matter how long it will take, I swear…" AU, SLASH, RATED M FOR A REASON
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,947 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/8/2014 - [Derek H., Stiles] - Complete
You Still Hold Your Breath (Whenever I Kiss You) by MissYuki1990 reviews
"Easy, easy," a velvety voice caressed his ear and a strong arm around his waist stopped him from falling. When he looked up his breath hitched in his throat. The youth holding him was a handsome young man with sharp black eyes and a smile full of mysteries. "We wouldn't want you to hurt yourself." WARNINGS IN THE STORY, RATED M FOR A REASON
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,140 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 300 - Published: 11/3/2014 - [Kyōya O., Harry P.] - Complete
Just Different by Dream Painter reviews
Harry is already finding fourth year stressful, but then McGonagall informs him that as a champion, he has to have a date to the Ball. The problem is that Harry's not the least bit interested – in anyone – and he can't seem to find a way out of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Don't tell me what to do unless you're naked by Evenlodes Friend reviews
It starts with a rare, unguarded moment when Sherlock is so engrossed in his work at the kitchen table that he says exactly what is on his mind. *Exactly* what is on his mind... This time, he bites off more than he can chew. A Friday Quickfic, knocked off before breakfast, and therefore unpolished.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Stark Finds a Game by Triangle Goddess reviews
When Stark finds a game, the Avengers just go with it, but they never expected this certain person to win at Cards Against Humanity.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 736 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Flatmates by randomplotbunny reviews
Jim owed John a favor, so when John was invalided out of the Army Jim saw his opportunity to repay the kind doctor for saving his life. He never thought it would become more than just a repayment of a debt owed, but it did. And now Sherlock has arrived on the scene and is trying to poach Johnny out from under him. That just will not do.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,971 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [J. Moriarty, John W.] - Complete
Moonlight by NINJA-RENKA reviews
The Moon has always had a certain sway over werewolves. Fenrir Greyback isn't an exception to this. Yet, even he, a devout werewolf, has his doubts about the moon's judgment from time to time. FG/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Demon in the Night by randomplotbunny reviews
Mycroft just wants to keep Sherlock safe, and then he meets a demon...
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - John W. - Complete
A Love Affair To Die For by random-antics-echelon reviews
Two con men, a native girl, and an evil high priest make for one warped love affair. Would things have been different if Tulio had just listened to Miguel? SLASH Migulio pairing. Some violence.
Road to Eldorado - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,357 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Miguel, Tulio
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 2,875 - Follows: 3,248 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
All The Leaves Are Brown (And the sky is gray) by AvocadoLove reviews
The Winter Soldier's mission is nearly complete. Howard and Maria Stark are dead, leaving him to dispatch their four-year-old child. One quick twist of the neck is all it will take, but the Soldier finds he cannot do it. So instead of killing Tony Stark, the Winter Soldier takes him away to raise as his own.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,246 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Fire and Ice by lynnwiley reviews
After Jasper kills Bella he breaks away from his family and enters the magical world in the attempt to come to terms with his mistake. While there he meets his true mate in its savior. Harry, having just witnessed the death of his godfather, finally decides to break away from both Dumbledore and the Light. Both men embrace their demons. Slash JW/HP Dark!Harry Dark!Jasper
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,855 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Harry P., Jasper]
Arbitrium Liberum by Lizzy0305 reviews
It all started with a potion. With a plain potion, bringing the deepest desires to the surface, swallowing the slightest doubts and liberating the soul. Severus Snape drank that potion, knowing exactly it won't have any effects. Well, he was wrong. HPSS SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,535 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 7/23/2011 - [Severus S., Harry P.] - Complete
Building a New Life by randomplotbunny reviews
The Shire is gone and Belladonna needs a safe place to settle her people. Why not Erebor? Bilbo/Smaug friendship, could be preslash if you want it to be.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Never Leave Home Again by Verdreht reviews
Takes place after the first movie (ignores the others). After covering for Toretto and his crew, Brian barely managed to keep his job. Now he's in over his head on an undercover detail. One night, it finally all comes back to bite him in the ass, and when he wakes up, he's somewhere he never thought he'd be again. And now he's not sure he ever wants to leave. Brian/Dom slash
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,210 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Dom, Brian
Just a Little Bite by randomplotbunny reviews
The company learns something about their Burglar's people that not even Gandalf knew. Vampire Hobbit fic! Because there just isn't enough of it out there.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Lily Riddle and the Narcotics Emporium by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Or how the vampire Frank, previously named Constantine, learned to stop worrying and love the anarchy produced by a rather insane little girl. Side fic to the AU Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 110 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Better Than the Lottery by julesmonster reviews
In this divergence from cannon, Kurt finds out he is the heir to a fortune, but can only inherit if he marries a person from the "right" sort of family. Of course, no one thought to specify that he had to marry a girl. Kurt/Blaine slash. Set in senior year.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,725 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] - Complete
Reach for the Stars by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Maybe he should have stayed away. He knew he should have. However, no matter how much other people said otherwise, he was selfish. So he kept going back and maybe one day would be the day that he took him with him.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,167 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 6/5/2014 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Death, Lily, and Wizard Lenin have a conversation on what, for them, is a typical Sunday afternoon. Spin-off/side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Midnight Sun by Mystical Magician reviews
Rose inherited the magic of ice and snow through her father. By the time she is old enough to understand, her only sources of instruction are the old, family book and the stories her mother remembers, but one lesson adheres above all: keep it secret. If even the Doctor has not yet discovered it, she must be doing something right. (Frozen elements)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,477 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [Rose T., 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor]
Bohemian Rhapsody at Hogwarts by Lara Hillins reviews
Seamus hears Dean singing quietly and soon every muggle aware student in the school joins in, shocking and confusing everyone else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Complete
The Master of Evil by I. H. Scribe reviews
Harry Potter is raised by Maleficent as her apprentice and heir.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 355 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Harry P., Maleficent
Love, escape and a future by slayer of destiny reviews
When Dumbledore sells Harry in marriage to Khal Drogo, Khal of the largest Khalasar of the Dothraki, Harry thinks that he is going to be left with little to look forward to. Instead he finds the chance of a home, friends, family and love. As he finds himself Khaleesi to Drogo's Khal the agreement made between Drogo and Dumbledore for Harry's hand in marriage over their heads.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,990 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Harry P., K. Drogo - Complete
Chasing Dreams by Earth Magician reviews
Growing up as a psychic in Ohio is difficult. Throw in being gay and a dream-boyfriend and it's that much more difficult. Kurt has always been able to see things through other people's eyes, hear their thoughts and feel their pain and emotions as if they were his own. It's difficult to go on when you literally feel how much people hate you. This is his story.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,012 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - [Kurt H., Adam] Burt H., Santana L. - Complete
Unexpected Encounter by randomplotbunny reviews
Jim learns a bit more about John than he ever expected too. Johniarty.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [John W., J. Moriarty] - Complete
The Trickster From the Box by TwinEnigma reviews
Loki dies and is born in the gold flames, but then he has always been unusual. An AU of sorts.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Loki L., Thor O. - Complete
And Then He Kissed Me by IceQueenRia reviews
Something weird is happening at McKinley High School. In fact, the situation is just downright disturbing at times. "Kurt?" Rachel asked finding the boy hiding under the piano, "What's wrong?" Staring up at her in a mixture of confusion and fright, Kurt says, "Boys keep kissing me." With no apparent explanation, boys just keep kissing Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Kurt H. - Complete
A King's One and a Burglar's Match by slayer of destiny reviews
A discussion on Hobbit customs leads to a new understand between Dwarves and their Hobbit. Can Thorin's fate be changed by one startling similarity between the two childrens of Aule and Yavanna?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 104 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Made of Stardust by SquirrelWho reviews
The Doctor knows how dangerous it is to cross his own time stream, but when the TARDIS takes him back to see Rose before they met he can't resist sticking around for a bit and what he finds will change not only his future, but the future of the entire universe. Eleven/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,542 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - 11th Doctor, Rose T., Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
Terror Comes In Small Identical Packages by helloitea reviews
Steve Rogers would say, rather fairly, that he's not surprised by anything anymore. Except that when he knocked on the door of Stark Mansion, it opened and a small boy was standing behind it. Very short kid!fic with father!Tony can be read as pre-stony or friendship.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., OC - Complete
Touch Me (M Rated) by redroses100 reviews
Bilbo doesn't realize he's Touch Starved until Thorin hugs him atop the Carrock. Now he's suffering through a Hobbit's worst nightmare and he's yearning to be touched. Who better to help him out than Thorin? This is the M (smut) version. If you desire a clean version, you may find it somewhere here as well.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,916 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Destiny by WereBunny87 reviews
One day the Doctor was called to a world in need of help. He wasn't supposed to fall for it's hero. WARNINGS INSIDE
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/28/2014 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Script? Bleep the Script! by I. H. Scribe reviews
Angering Death is generally a bad idea. Which led to his current predicament. He had gone to sleep as Harry Potter, and woken up as Bella Swan. On an airplane. On the way to Forks. Rated M for Harry/Bella's mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 344 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Bella, Edward - Complete
The London Job by randomplotbunny reviews
Eliot is injured and the team needs help or the mark will get away. Just who is this doctor that has their hitters' trust? And what is up with his flatmate?
Crossover - Leverage & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - John W. - Complete
The Death Games by MissKaty reviews
President Coriolanus Snow will mourn the day one of Harry Potter's blood was Reaped. He should have known better than messing with Death when the Master himself happened to be Harry Potter… (Oneshot)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 163 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
A Locking Charm & Desk by tainted-tash reviews
Harry has a potions accident that leaves him with longer hair than he is used to. Can the Potions Master now get past the fact that Harry no longer resembles his father, and take the young man he wants so badly?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,922 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Did I Forget to Tell You? by Writers-Anonymous13 reviews
A sequel to Friendship. For those of you who wanted to see Merlin tell Gwen. There's also Morgana and Mordred because I want them all to be friends and I'm in complete denial about the fifth season. Summary: Merlin tells his friends about his magic. This is their reaction.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Morgana, Merlin, Gwen/Guinevere, Mordred - Complete
Lets Have Fun by randomplotbunny reviews
A chance meeting in a cafe and an annoying detective laying on a sofa. This could be the start of something amazing. Johniarty all the way!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - [John W., J. Moriarty] - Complete
Cheers To a New Life by Tora-Star reviews
Sweden could only find a job as a Kindergarten teacher and the famous Kirkland's little Peter happens to be enrolled into his class. But it is not Mr. Arthur Kirkland who is picking Peter up, it's this angel with the greatest ass Berwald's ever seen. M4LC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,549 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Coming Home by tainted-tash reviews
Harry has been joining Severus Snape on the monthly excursion to retrieve the ingredients for Remus Lupin's Wolfsbane Potion. But is there something more to it all? Written for the picture prompt provided by PhoenixXharm180.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,671 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Take It Off (You're Driving Me Crazy) by FrostInTheWarren reviews
Bunny starts wearing clothes again. Not a problem, if it weren't for the fact that they make Jack mad with lust. Solution? Bunny's clothes need to come off. Now. (Or: Jack's lust may be more than lust; the clothes may not make the man but they certainly add to him; and Bunny is a little shit.) Jackrabbit Frostbunny BunnyxJack Happy Valentine's Day!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Bunnymund, Jack Frost] - Complete
Freak Like Me by black.k.kat reviews
A bout of accidental magic takes Harry Potter, all of six, to Munich Circus. There he meets a boy with blue skin and a similar talent. Freaks stick together, right? COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 309 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Harry P., Nightcrawler] - Complete
Ways of the Heart by Laurenke1 reviews
Aragorn has loved Legolas from the moment the man has laid eyes on the elf but Legolas cannot accept his feelings. Can their love ever be? Slash story. Au warning.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,119 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Rhododendrons by black.k.kat reviews
Agent Harry Potter is a menace, Logan's sure of it. It doesn't matter that he's absolutely charming, or that he smells like almonds. So does cyanide. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,639 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 510 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Harry P., Logan/Wolverine] - Complete
Just a Kiss by FrostInTheWarren reviews
Jack Frost is the world's biggest slut. Everyone knows it. It's funny then, that Jack's actually a three hundred year-old virgin and trying to keep that a secret. Too bad no one told Jack unicorns are hard to hide things from. (Or: Jack's a scared virgin in a world of people who want to molest him, Bunny sticks his foot in his mouth, and unicorns come to the rescue.) Jackrabbit
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,256 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Jack Frost, Bunnymund] - Complete
Tiny Little Treasures by FrostInTheWarren reviews
Jack Frost had given up hope on ever having kids of his own. Then the Man in the Moon gave him five huge eggs. Jack's about to get the family he always wanted, and Bunny's gonna have to come along for the ride. Turns out, he's not the last Pooka after all. Who knew Pooka laid eggs? (Or: Jack's completely enraptured by his eggies, Bunny comes to a decision, and babies are hatched.)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,804 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Jack Frost, Bunnymund] - Complete
The Time Ship by the stargate time traveller reviews
AU. Harry leaves the Dursleys, but he's beginning a quest to master, not magic, but Time itself. Building a time machine, Harry roams eternity of space / time and learns about himself...and his power...SMART Harry. VERY SMART Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,313 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Shattered by rubydesires reviews
Shawn's with Juliet, so why is he kissing Lassiter?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S.
A Tired Doctor and His Consultant by randomplotbunny reviews
John was worn out and no one seemed to notice or care. Not Sarah, calling him in at all hours with no warning. Not Mycroft, kidnapping him for tea. And certainly not Sherlock, dragging him out of bed for a break in the case; no matter how minimal it may be. How is he supposed to get any rest? Even more important: When can he stop to make himself some tea? Now continued!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,629 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [John W., J. Moriarty] - Complete
Smile Loudly by FrostInTheWarren reviews
Aster met Jack in a dream in 1968. Since then, he's seen the boy every year on Easter in his sleep. He wishes that Jack were real, and not just a figment of his imagination and a creation of his loneliness. But that would be impossible, because Jack Frost wasn't real...was he? Jackrabbit Bunnymund/Jack Oneshot
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Bunnymund, Jack Frost] - Complete
When Tony met Harry in Prison by cjb1990 reviews
Tony's gone to England to make a weapons deal, when he's taken as a prisoner of the dark Lord. Or well, Lucius Malfoy. But his cell is already occupied. slight slash, but more implied than anything else. ONE-SHOT!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 146 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Walk in the park by spoodle monkey reviews
DANNYDASH SLASH! Dash comes to Danny's rescue late at night, but are they ready for the events that they find themselves swept up in afterwards? RATING NOW M
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,438 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Time to Kill by Myrna Maeve reviews
"Hey Myrna! How's it going? I haven't seen you in a while. Anyways, I wanted to tell you that Kitty has made my life a living hell, and I seriously want to kill her for it. She doesn't seem to care, though." My point of view/version of 'Kill Me Now' by Swirly592. Rating may go up. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 3,607 - Follows: 2,831 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
The Flaw in the Plan by Paimpont reviews
After seeing Snape's final memory, Harry realizes that Dumbledore planned for The Boy Who Lived to die all along. But Harry has a much better idea... Harry/Voldemort romance. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 381 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Jokul Frosti by Sakura Taichou reviews
It's been ages since he's felt that call but Jack doesn't forget, and he's always valued his friends no matter how long they've been away. He just wishes Thor would stop trying to leave him offerings by his staff when he thinks Jack's not looking.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,292 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Thor, Jack Frost
Jack Be Nimble by FrostInTheWarren reviews
In which Jack Frost finally sates a burning curiosity for women's lingerie, and Cupcake proves to be a fantastic enabler. (Or: Jack has confidence issues, Cupcake helps, and Bunnymund benefits from it in the end.) Jackrabbit/Frostbunny
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,316 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/19/2013 - [Jack Frost, Bunnymund] - Complete
My Words Whisper To You by EgyptAdbydos reviews
Something happens that makes Bruce angry. So angry that he doesn't hulk out, but stays calm and proceeds to do something incredibly intelligent, precise, and shit-your-pants-scary. See, the real person to be afraid of isn't the rampaging Hulk but the super-genius who knows how to control gamma radiation and has learned exactly where the most vulnerable parts in the body.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Melting of the Ice Kings Heart by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
The spirits of earth will learn quickly that you never hurt a friend of Jack Frost, especially when they see the other side of the fun loving spirit they despise; the darker side.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 191 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Contingency Plans by Iorek Byrnison reviews
Six months into his recovery of literally being stabbed in the back by a Norse God, Tony walked into his apartment and demanded that he move into the Avengers Tower. This set off a chain of events that Agent Phil Coulson wanted to say he never expected. Unfortunately, he couldn't. S.H.I.E.L.D. had a contingency plan for dating Tony Stark. Tony/Phil/Steve MegaSLASH, explicit themes
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,543 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Eye of Love by slayer of destiny reviews
A Merlin/Gwaine variation of the plot from Eye of the Phoenix. While they are camping in the Perilous Lands Gwaine and Merlin admit their feelings for each other. How does this change the storyline for Merlin? And when they part to go their separate ways will their promise to each other keep them going?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,233 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Fast, Furious, and Under Control by DJFireHawk reviews
After Brian meets Dom he decides to tell him the truth about why he's there. When he rescues Dom the big man decides to keep him. What new drama will this twist bring about?
Crossover - Fast and the Furious & NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,867 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Dom, Brian, G. Callen - Complete
Ripped Apart by Egyptian Dreamer reviews
The Muggles broke him and the Wizarding folk were too late. They deprived him of the one thing he considered precious. But once he gets his twin back, revenge can follow. And it will be ever so sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,743 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I'm a Sleepwalker, Let Me out of This Dream by BobHasRainbowVeins reviews
Tony is sleepwalking into the team's beds. First, they're mortified, then they're "Awww" when they realize he's sleepwalking after a nightmare and just want to cuddle and feel safe. Each member reacts his or her own way, but they eventually give in and snuggle whenever Tony sleepily wanders in.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 117 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Thor, Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 4,680 - Follows: 1,206 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The worst choice the Sorting Hat ever made by E4mj reviews
One shot: McGonagall asks the sorting hat it's regrets after the war, and it admits it regrets one surprising choice between Slytherin and Gryffindor. JKR owns all the world in which I play.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 293 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sorting Hat, Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
Drunk Werewolves by slayer of destiny reviews
When the werewolves come back from a run appearing drunk and Stiles is the only one there he calls a pack emergency, How to deal with five drunk werewolves? What caused the reaction? Drunk Derek, Scott, Jackson, Issac and Peter.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 109 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Ghostly Boy by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Severus rescues Harry from the Dursleys, but it is too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 190 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Can Murder Bring Us Together? by islashlove reviews
This story is the sequel to my story 'Lassiter and Shawn have a Shootout'. Lassiter and Shawn get to know each other as they solve another murder and more secrets are revealed. This is a slash story.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,202 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [Shawn S., Carlton L.] - Complete
Abnormality by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Tony Stark was a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, and an Avengers. Ashton Carter was a student to Charles Xavier-he was a mutant. Twenty years ago, Tony walked out, and he never looked back. Sometimes, you don't have to turn around, when fate just throws something three inches infront of your face...just peachy. Warning- There's X-men in here...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,234 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Faintest Kiss by Assonant reviews
Soul: a part of humans spirits and morals. Dementors take this when they fully Kiss a victim. But what happens when someone isn't fully Kissed? Harry would find this dilemma of his worrying except he doesn't exactly care about right or wrong anymore...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,050 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Harry P.
Prongs by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry abandons the Dursley house in favor of joining the Royal Air Corps. How will his new skills change the way the war ends? Transformers XOVER Strong Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,880 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 2,654 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Harry P.
The Fairy Prince by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Tinkerbell has never been good with thinking things through, maybe if she had she would have left him there, but all Fairies love children. Leaving a child all alone, wounded, on a doorstep would never do. So she took him with her back to Pixie Hallow. Harry Potter grows up in Neverland...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,209 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Harry P.
Kill Me Now by Swirly592 reviews
Look, all I wanted was to check my email. Now I'm living with my friends and the characters from my favorite anime. What could possibly go wrong? Oh yeah. Everything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,415 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012
A Doctor, A Harry, and An Angel by ToBeDet reviews
Harry is pushed through the Veil, on the other side he meets an angel, and then a Doctor. Doctor/Harry slash.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,980 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 180 - Published: 3/9/2013 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Conductivity by Coquillage Atlas reviews
John Watson, alone in London with a healing power he can hardly bear. A description of his life with magic, before and after Sherlock. (The sequel, Resistance, is up.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Jaded Eyes of a Prodigy by wickedlfairy17 reviews
DarkHarry snapped early on, follow his journey for revenge. Surprises at every turn and not everything is as it appears. His search for power will reshape the world by fire and the magical world will never know what hit them.Slash LVHP Full summery inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 216,842 - Reviews: 2016 - Favs: 4,554 - Follows: 2,993 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Contract and the Guide by rrenvy reviews
Harry's subconscious pleaded in desperation "Please! Anything! I'll give – !" and a goddess heard his plea and offered him a deal. She will save Sirius, if Harry agrees to marry Severus Snape in return. Mild Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,648 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Made and Remade the Necklace of Songs by littleblackdog reviews
Soulmate AU; Thorin/Bilbo romance. In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist. And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,433 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
A Bolt of Chance by CatchingCraziness reviews
When Steve crashed into the ocean he wasn't expecting to wake up inside someone else's head 38 years later. For Harry, it was like having a big brother that was always around. They would both follow each other anywhere, even to war. NO SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,069 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Merlin's Trial, Arthur's Plan and How it All Went Awry by EmmyFan reviews
Merlin has to reveal his magic in order to save Arhur and Uther arrests him. This is the story of the trial and Arthur's plan to save Merlin. Neither of which go as expected. No charcter deaths (apart from unnamed knights at the beginning). Meant to be funny (you be the judge), also shows how much Merlin is loved in Camalot. Some spoilers, nothing big.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Winter Wonderland by KiyoshiMichi reviews
Jack is feeling depressed over his less-than-ideal "family" in the Guardians and North has taken notice. He is none too pleased.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/5/2013 - North, Jack Frost - Complete
Guided By A Star by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
SLASH!Mpreg! SBHP! Harry is falsely convicted of murdering Ginny. He's also been in a secret relationship with Sirius. Add into the mix one special boy born in Azkaban& you get…a typical mess as only Harry can get into! NOT the usual break-out-of-Azkaban fic! Beware the cute and cuddly OC named Polaris Black. READ full summary and warnings! COMPLETE 1/28/13!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,628 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Mortals and Svartalheim by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "…Friend Anthony- you cannot possibly," Thor started before frowning as if deep in thought. "Okay, I can take a lot of crap. But there is no way, you are a god." Anthony Edward Tyrggr Stark. Part time Asgardian? Just a little on his mother's side.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 305 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
I Would Kill by Emily Archor reviews
My friends and I are all otakus. Imagine how crazy everything will get if we end up having Hetalia units...AWESOME! I Would Kill is my version of Kill Me Now by Swirly592. I suggest you read that first to understand this. And it's rated M for reasons...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,885 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012
Yanked from the UK by Moriarty's Minion reviews
HP/Bones Crossover. While investigating a murder in London, Booth and Brennan interrogate the victim's assistant, Harry Potter-Black. With his boss murdered, Harry decides to take a position at the Jeffersonian Institute under Brennan's guidance. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,051 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 3,954 - Follows: 5,107 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Harry P.
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 459 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
The Dance of the Dreoilin by Paimpont reviews
The Yule Ball did not go well, so Dobby decides to use ancient elf magic to create another Christmastide ball for Harry and his friends. But elf magic is a dangerous thing - you may get exactly what you wish for. Harry/Tom romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 248 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
We're the Kids of America, and You are all Doomed by chibibeanie reviews
Arthur went over to his little brother Alfred's house one night because Alfred forgot about the World Conference meeting. Instead of dragging Alfred's lazy butt back to his place so the meetings could continue as he had planned, he runs into Alfred's secret kids... All 52 of them. Rated M for naughty little children who use bad words and suggestive material. Possible romance later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,506 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - America, England/Britain
Magneto by FujimoriChikaru reviews
"Un magnete sei, mi attrai sempre più a te," Roma murmured in his ear as he thrust, and Veneziano couldn't help the overjoyed tears. He loved Roma so much... Their platonic relationship up to unification, their romance since, where they stand now. Itacest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 42,442 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Mr Sandman, Bring Me a Dream by AngelSilverWolf reviews
What happens when Arthur Kirkland, an immortal more commonly known as "The Sandman", falls in love with a talented, free spirited human named Alfred F. Jones? To him, well, that's Forbidden Love, but there's something alluring about this one... he just can't resist. UkUs/UsUk!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/10/2012 - England/Britain, America
Cry For Me by TinyCitrusLegs reviews
Prussia was a prideful, egotistical man who never gave a thought to the concept love, until a certain Austrian man strolled into his life. Now, all Prussia wants is to see the love of his life cry with happiness and bliss. But would Austria ever give him that or would his own pride allow him no such thing?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
A Fresh Perspective by dr4g0ngrl reviews
De-aged!Merlin, Caring!Arthur, Caring!Knights, Reveal!Fic. If that doesn't say it all, Merlin is turned into a child by ex-druids bent on raising "Emrys" to be their weapon to free magic. Plot is actually just an excuse to write Merlin-as-a-kid fluff. SPOILERS for S4. Set during S4, after episode #whatever, when Elyan is ... you know.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,562 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 3,016 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Hoover Dam! by Leelu's skittles reviews
Harry makes friends with a giant, alien, robot. Who happens to be frozen and hidden inside the Hoover Dam. But don't worry, Harry doesn't mind the lack of response. And Megatron only seems to mind the annoying little flesh bag a little bit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,697 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 2,725 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Megatron
From Two Separate Cold Worlds by TemptedNightmare13 reviews
After a usual meeting between the allies, Canada notices a certain purple-eyed someone. Russia has always liked Canada but never had the courage to do anything about it. Will he get the courage to ask Canada if the feeling is mutual. pairing: Russia X Canada. Other possible pairings? Germany X a mystery guy ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,471 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Canada, Russia
Master of the House by nubianamy reviews
Kurt and Puck both have dreams of dominance and submission, but they never expected to run into each other at a Marketplace auction in New York City. Spoilers through season 4. Crossover with Laura Antoniou's Marketplace universe. Top!Kurt, Dom/sub, discipline, sexual slavery. Written for the Puckurt Fic I Didn't Write Game.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,851 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Eidetic by Maelynn Meep reviews
Most people don't know that there are some problems that come with having photographic memory. Really my excuse for Shawn to tell Lassiter the secret. Updated, completed and somewhat revised. Two-shot.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 4,925 - Follows: 1,261 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Pinch Me Now by ChloeHaku reviews
Chloe and her friends live at morgan Freely's house and one day a pop-up apears on the computer saying they won Hetalia units. Kitty clicked it and now they have units appearing one by one! Chloe just can't believe. Will someone quote; "Pinch Me Now" to prove it is real? And don't forget about Chloe's dark secret!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,306 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Prussia
A New Life by IceAngel 69 reviews
AU What will Harry do when his parents find out about his secret boyfriend. WARNING: SLASH. Harry is also underage. It's rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,348 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Red Press by V.Evergreen reviews
In which Steve learns not to trust what the tabloids say. Especially when concerning one Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 134 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
The Condition by The Gray Maze reviews
Someone has declared his intention to make the new transfer student submit to him. Harry is unimpressed. Other!School one-shot, mention of slash/het
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Of Melancholic Reminiscence by Moonlit Phantasy reviews
The White Witch may have long since died, and renounced her claim on Edmund besides – but he isn't nearly as free of her as he'd like to be. Now that he can no longer return to Narnia, it's time to pay the true price for his boyhood mistake. Peter/Edmund, Incest, Slash, Character death.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,320 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
On Feathers and Bacon Sandwiches by Kryptaria reviews
No one has ever stayed with Sherlock longer than a month. At least, no human. Fortunately, John Watson isn't about to let the little things - like biohazardous experiments and the constant threat of danger - get in the way of his friendship with a very special, very brilliant man like Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,306 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Mate by Peace Luver N' Scar JadedQueen reviews
" Harry, honestly, Stop acting so Depressed! ", Ginny huffed, " Be happy, You-Know-Who is gone! ", she said, Harry only looked out the window. They never knew, never knew how much one life hurt him...LV/HP, Yaoi/BoyxBoy, Mentions of Sexual Intercourse, A Type of Suicide
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
xE rre by Felicity G. Silvers reviews
Tony knows he should be a lot more bothered about the god that's started to appear in his tower despite no word that Loki has escaped from his punishment on Asgard. That doesn't mean he is, not when Loki is actually answering questions that he asks.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,829 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Kill Me Later! by livvykitty reviews
Hey I'm Kitty, the insane one who forced my friend to get Hetalia units! Now she wants to kill me! Maybe not, but at least kill me later! Oc/various. DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Complete
Leopard Spots by SlateWalker reviews
"My name is Anthony Edward Stark, and I am a Were."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Most Powerful Piece on the Board by Raliena reviews
After eighteen months of living with Sherlock, John knows how to spot a tail. After two tours in Afghanistan, John knows how to spot a sniper.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,001 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - John W. - Complete
Killer Good Time by Moonlightgirl513 reviews
Living with my best friends under one roof it great! I'm still happy with it even after one of them upsets our lead girl, Morgan, by ordering Hetalia Units! How cool! This was going to be a Killer Good Time. Rated T. Goes with Kill Me Now by Swirly592.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,838 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012
Dead Helpful by rrenvy reviews
During the summer before his sixth year Harry meets the curious vampire Sanguini and befriends him. To cure his own boredom and to help Harry Sanguini becomes the new DADA professor as Nigel Sandman. Mild Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,487 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - [Harry P., Sanguini] - Complete
Dark and Light by Faust VII reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3055 - Favs: 7,803 - Follows: 4,507 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Velociraptor caenaculi by Kryptaria reviews
or What Lives in the Attic above John Watson's Bedroom? Scratch marks on the stairs. Dead rats in the freezer. An order of pizza that John doesn't share. And then things get really strange. Part 1 of Intellect and Instincts.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just My Luck by Whispering Darkness reviews
Staring at the one-eyed man across the table who was either trying really hard to use Legilimency on him or trying to reduce him to a pile of ash with his stare, Harry Potter couldn't help but wonder how in the world he always ended up in situations like these. Two-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Great Christmas for Harry by shadowdweller25 reviews
Harry's not staying at Hogwarts this Christmas break. Where is he going and what's his present? sorry for the suck summary. My first holiday fic. Slash. M/M. And some sugary sweetness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,861 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Temporary Teammates by Whispering Darkness reviews
Not many people knew that the most powerful wizard in the world lived in America. However, Director Fury made it his business to know these things, especially since he seemed a prime candidate for his Avengers Initiative. Unfortunately, the wizard in question didn't quite agree. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 719 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Chasing Cars by Stellanti Nocte reviews
Fawkes comes back after the final battle, now a human, and deeply in love with Harry. Slash, Harry/human!Fawkes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 146 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Fawkes - Complete
Just a Kiss by Belladonna1185 reviews
On the eve of the final battle, Snape finds Harry alone...and one moment changes everything. HP/SS. The very first story I ever wrote! UPDATE: This story is currently undergoing edits but is COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,168 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Spectacular Ignorance by darke wulf reviews
What no one seems to remember is that Tony Stark created that armor. Iron Man would be less than nothing – literally – without Tony and his genius. Leave Tony alone, however, with access to a half-decent workshop and he'll revolutionize the world. Or, Tony is over protective and doesn't really care.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 333 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Long awaited confessions by slayer of destiny reviews
When Reid shows up on Morgan's doorstep confessions and feelings are revealed and shared between the two of them. - not the best summary but there can never be enough Morgan/Reid fics out there.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/27/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Not Just Fairy Tales by LadyNyxRavus reviews
The man's eyes widen and he brings a hand to his face and Harry gets the feeling that perhaps he isn't supposed to be seeing that fur. Although that makes no sense because it's RIGHT THERE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,989 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Harry P.
Just Like the Word 'Escape' by Kitty O reviews
"Merlin, come out of that dungeon right now, or so help me I will place you under arrest!"
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
In Éirinn by Batsutousai reviews
While destroying the horcruxes, the trio finds the most unlikely of allies in the most unlikely of places. SLASH -Harry/Salazar-, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,092 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 391 - Published: 4/29/2012 - [Salazar S., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Unexpected Attraction by IceAngel 69 reviews
Sam meets Dean at a club and what was supposed to be a one night stand turns into so much more. WARNING: Sam and Dean slash but NOT Wincest becuase in this they are not related. Sam is underage 17
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,764 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Burn by amarx17 reviews
Sequel to 'Sting; gkm prompt fill: Sebastian likes challenges, always has and always will. Kurt Hummel is a challenge. In the words of Barney Stinson: challenge accepted. Kurbastian, rated M for a reason!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,250 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
Risk by slayer of destiny reviews
A simple situation influences a realisation and development of the relationship between John and Sherlock. Just a small musing of how they could realise that their 'not together' arguments may actually be wrong. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Aftermath by WingedWolf121 reviews
Uther has descended into madness, and Arthur finds it no easy task to run Camelot. Merlin finds it no easy task to keep Arthur healthy and happy as he runs it. Eventual Merlin/Arthur, Lancelot/Gwen.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,839 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Edge Of Logic by GeekBastard23 reviews
When a snow storm hits DC, Tony and Gibbs are stranded in a room together with nothing to do but stare at each other. Gibbs/Tony Slash.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,194 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Secret Husband by pikachumomma reviews
Harry's excited, schools out, Voldemort's dead and his husband is waiting at the train station for him. Hopefully with his Harley. Wait! What? HP/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 238 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Surrender by Paimpont reviews
Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,670 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 4,840 - Follows: 2,392 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Back in the Day by pokeyspot reviews
CRACKFIC The Marauders in all their glory, meet Harry Potter. Typical ne? And yet... will contain Crazy!Harry, Darry, time travel, SiriRem, bad pick up lines, abuse of Mrs. Norris, and anything else I come up with... CRACKFIC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,850 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Doctor by mapplepie reviews
TGG. Ghost Sherlock watched as the paramedics pronounced him dead. John however, confident as ever, clung tightly onto his limp, pale body, and insistently denied it. Necromancer!John
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Army Doctor Turned Assassin by Corpium reviews
Sherlock stalks an assassin then gets kidnapped by said assassin. Then they become best friends, because, hey, no matter what occupation he's in, John Watson is awesome. Probably a oneshot. Unless you persuade me otherwise.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 216 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Waiting For John by LadyNyxRavus reviews
Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 262 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Hero's Cry by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry has mutant abilities. He cries for help, and the mutants help him, will he eventually go to Hogwarts? or will he let them suffer for Dumbledores manipulation? SS/HP JG/Wolverine SB/RL all at Mutant School In Later Chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,653 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Who Ya Gonna Call? by marietsy2 reviews
A parody of what if Harry got rid of the ring himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Gandalf - Complete
this is a love song in my own way by Silverflare07 reviews
Drake writes his first song about Josh just before Josh moved into his room. He writes his fiftieth song about him just after they have the 'best Christmas ever' and his ninety-seventh song about him just after they buy their first house.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Josh N., Drake P.
Give Me a Word, I'll Give You My Worth by serenphoria reviews
Arthur had expected a pep talk from Merlin, but this is not how he saw it going. [Inspired by Season 4 finale summary]
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 98 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Dreamt by Zero Skye reviews
Vampires can't sleep, however they can sometimes get sucked into another person's dream. And this happens to Jasper. And the person who's dream he's in just happens to be his true mate. SLASH! Jasper/Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,739 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 2,727 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Harry P., Jasper - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 10,706 - Follows: 2,555 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Veritas Vos Liberabit by BloodyRose90 reviews
One letter & one meeting leads to a romance and the changing of the world – but for who exactly? Contains Mpreg, HP/LV slash, mild violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,466 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Feel the Silence by Sushi Chi reviews
Merlin has a few secrets to hide from Arthur, but he can't keep them forever. Cannon!AU, magic reveal fic.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
So, A Prince and a Warlock Walk Into a Bar by Jissai reviews
The first time Arthur calls Merlin "Emrys."
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Game by Janec Shannon reviews
Their friendship had always been like a game. And then Merlin's magic was revealed and everyone waited. Because they didn't know if it broke the rules of the game, but it certainly broke the laws of the game board on which they play.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by DoctorDarkAngel reviews
Just because Quinn didn't want to keep their daughter did not mean that Puck didn't. Noah Puckerman was not giving up his daughter. He just was not. Full Summary inside.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,267 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Four Houses by Shay McSudonim reviews
Dumbledore attempts to improve school unity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Complete
Medium Rare by jadzialove reviews
Seeing the dead is nothing new to Harry - it's when the dead are actually alive that the problems begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,189 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 579 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
A Portkey to Nowhere by htdcd reviews
What happens when person s unknown trap Harry & Severus together on a desert island? Drama, drama, drama! And of course, Snarry goodness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What I'd Give SLASH by needtoknow400 reviews
Gibbs has secret admirer. But does he really want to know who it is. SLASH Gibbs/Tony. Don't like don't read.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,557 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
The Butterfly Incident by bleedforyou reviews
Arthur stared in amazement, a soft endearing feeling coming over him as he watched. Merlin almost seemed to glow and Arthur's heart thudded with an emotion he couldn't name.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Marriage of Convenience by julesmonster reviews
Booth's great aunt dies and leaves him an inheritance. The only problem is he has to be married for a year to claim it. When no one else steps up, only Zack is left to help. Slash Booth/Zack. Very mild M rating.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,550 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - [S. Booth, Zach A.] - Complete
Of Comparisons and Harry Potter by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
A comment from Rachel sparks a massive debate between the Glee clubbers, as documented by Facebook. Minor Twilight bashing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
Cub by yaoigirl22 reviews
Meet the McGees, wild and crazy...Tim must have been adopted.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,879 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
Empathy by Kesterpan reviews
Gibbs is forced to reveal some special abilities when Tony's life is in danger. Gibbs/DiNozzo slash, but nothing explicit.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
This Isn't Hogwarts by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
Mr. Schue forces Karofsky to join the Glee club, just as they're gearing up to put on the most totally awesome musical ever to grace YouTube. Harry Potter nerdiness ensues.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,476 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - D. Karofsky
Deadly Nightshade by Emerald Falcon reviews
13th in Deadly Herb Series. Dementor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Close Call by Sivol reviews
AU HBP & DH never happened. OOC!Snape, Suicidal!Harry. In Harry's 7th year, his two best friends shun him for his orientation. That, and a mountain of other recent problems makes Harry seek escape via suicide. Snape just had to go and save him again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,237 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rough Trade by john n dean reviews
John thought his first orn died in the fire with his mother. Dean thought his family had moved on without him. They were oth wrong. Daddy!cest, underage. Dean is 15, John thinks he's 17.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,931 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Creep by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Spoilers for Season 5 of SPN. When Lucifer went to Carthage to raise Death, he did not expect to meet Death's new master. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,654 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - [Harry P., Lucifer] Death - Complete
Hagrid, No! by Thomson reviews
***Extreme Spoilers*** "Yer a horocrux, Harry. Wait, yer a wizard! I meant wizard!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
Angels, Demons and Wizards by kirallie reviews
AU. Eventual Slash. Harry Potter died over 100yrs ago. Today he is going to drag Dean Winchester out of Hell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,444 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - [Harry P., Sam W.] [Hermione G., Dean W.] - Complete
The Clear and Present Danger of Regarding Henry by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter decides to tell Henry Spencer that he's dating his son.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
If it's not Happy at least it's not Sad either by Terres De Brume reviews
Sam starts wearing gloves when he's around twelve. From then on, the Winchesters' lives can never be the same anymore.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Rogue, Dean W. - Complete
Legacy by Handful of Silence reviews
Magic!AU. John Watson is an ancient Warlock in the 21st Century. It was only a matter of time before Sherlock found out, whether he wanted him to or not. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,225 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Worst Date Ever by TheStigsWriterCousin reviews
Lassiter picks Shawn up after the worst date ever, now he'll have to keep Shawn out of some seriously hot water.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,319 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - [Carlton L., Shawn S.] - Complete
Of Twisted Technology and Miscommunications by Marchling reviews
AU - Post TFTF, Establish B/D - Dom's got a new phone, but the autocorrect is out of conrol. Hilarity ensues, for everyone but Dom. Rated M for language and sexy-ish texts
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 101 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Dom, Brian - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 267 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
BloodRoot by Emerald Falcon reviews
Sixth in the Deadly Herb Series!Harry falls in love with a ghost and seeks to perform a very taboo ritual to give the ghost back his life and body. OMC/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Pineapple Con 2011! by Lexi-samgirl reviews
Shawn goes to a pineapple convention, Lassiter fallows and things go down. Lame summary i know, but it's really good i promise. Slash Lassiter/Shawn Rated M for a reason!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Addition Alley Spring by oliver.snape reviews
Addition Alley celebrates spring with a new competition, a new home for Severus and Harry, Malfoy under investigation, and a cheery Mrs Thompson with her own little plans. SSHP, sequel to Addition Alley Christmas. Read that first!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,844 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Operation Chaos Done Right by Star Bear reviews
Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P.
We Like It This Way by Kitty O reviews
In which every secret of Camelot is very closely guarded... Officially. Or a very confused OC plot device is ready to cry. Thanks, Merlin. Crack. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Tom Foolery by reviews
Harry and Voldemort already have a predetermined relationship when harry on his way into Riddle manor wakes up in some place unrecognizable. SLASH! Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
The Playground Rules for Crushes by rubydesires reviews
Shawn thinks Lassiter hates him. Lassiter thought how he felt was obvious.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Averting Loneliness by Lucca-Ace reviews
When Kaoru takes Kyouya out to distract him from missing Tamaki, he makes an interesting discovery. Apparently, Kyouya is quite attractive. Kyouya/Kaoru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,289 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O.
Carlton Lassiter is Not Gay by libco reviews
Carlton Lassiter is not gay, but he's not stupid either. He knows Shawn Spencer is flirting with him.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,718 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Give Him Love by C.Queen reviews
Every year Ginny reminds James to give Neville their love, especially since his divorce. But what would happen if seventeen year old James took her words seriously and through unsigned love letters tried to win his Herbology teacher's heart?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 96,981 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Neville L., James S. P. - Complete
Same Old Story by Kitty O reviews
Ho-hum. Normal day in Camelot; Merlin's been accused of sorcery. Again. Uther reflects on every other time Merlin has been arrested and resists the urge to pull his hair out. Ficlet. Do you think the king's an idiot?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
Pineapples in the Shower by TheStigsWriterCousin reviews
How the bank heist episode of season 3 should have ended. Still getting used to the rating system, might be overrated just to be safe.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2011 - [Shawn S., Carlton L.] - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 3,217 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Please Don't Let Me Disappear by Mystical Magician reviews
It's the middle of the night when he finds Daniel on his roof. He's hugging himself as he gazes north and east, tension radiating from his body, and on his finger is a heavy gold ring Jack has never seen before...
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2011 - D. Jackson - Complete
A New Dawn by Dark Disaster reviews
There are two new mutants who show up at Professor Xavier's School for the Gifted, but what exactly are they hiding? Do Gambit, Rogue, Bobby and John know more than they let on about their new colleagues? Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,503 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Harry P., Gambit - Complete
Of Princes and Bayous by KiyoshiMichi reviews
Harry has a slight problem... he is stuck in the Bayous of New Orleans as a green frog. yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Harry P., Prince Naveen - Complete
Shoelaces by AquilusNyx reviews
Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,241 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Snowed Under by julesmonster reviews
Booth gets snowed in with Zack and must face his hidden desires. Slash SB/ZA. Mild BDSM. Second Story in the Rainbow Inn Universe but may be read alone.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,632 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - [S. Booth, Zach A.] - Complete
A Tale of Death by DominaSeraphim reviews
A Tale of how Death came to be happy and content with his existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Den of Iniquity by LassieLowrider reviews
Harry knows all within Hogwarts walls, for Harry is the King in this Den of Iniquity, even though not all may be aware. Gryffindor is a pack, and Harry is the leader of the Pride. HP/BZ, slash, femslash, het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Keeping Secrets by SeulWolfe reviews
Slash:: Harry and Severus have been keeping a big secret.. Everyone is about to find out. Written for Secret Santa 2010 Kamerreon yahoo group. Slash/HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Family Ties by KiyoshiMichi reviews
When Petunia can no longer stand Harry, she sends him to some very distant relatives in America. Rated for normal Addams behavior t'is a yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 144 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Addition Alley Christmas by oliver.snape reviews
A senile shop visitor sets Harry up with her reclusive son as a shop competition between Harry and the Weasleys rages, and love blossoms around. Postwar, ignores HP7, SSHP. Inspired by too many Love Actually viewings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,390 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 107 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Blackout by AquilusNyx reviews
The choir room is dark and noisy. Kurt and Puck are the only two people not fighting. Sometimes a little exibitionism is fun. Pre-Never Been Kissed PWP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Rituale Romanum by Love-in-the-Stars reviews
There are some things no one knows about Shawn Spencer like how he knows for a fact that monsters exist. So when Dean Winchester shows up in Santa Barbara, without his brother, Shawn knows something horrible is in the air. Shassie,Dean/Castiel,Gabriel/Sam
Crossover - Supernatural & Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,025 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 159 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Dean W., Shawn S.
Of Love and Shadows by Merope's Dark Child reviews
My muse must have been possessed by a horcrux. That is the only explanation I can offer for this story. Read at your own risk. SLASH Mad-Eye Moody/Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
Faith of the Heart by SeulWolfe reviews
Xover:: Harry comes to the US to help the Winchesters with the Seals when he's hurt. Severus comes to the rescue. Written for Shadowrayven's Birthday. Harry/Severus
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Bobby S. - Complete
What Dumbledore could never do by LAB Rats reviews
Harry Did what Dumbledore could never do. And he did it well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Dear My Beloved Dark Lord Mouldy Warts by Allanah-x reviews
Harry writes a letter to Voldermort to try to make him change the Dark Side... Once it is done, Will Voldie comply and will Harry swap sides? T at moment, may go higher if I continue which it seems people want me too
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,197 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Scheme Of Things by Kiva Taliana reviews
Arthur finds out the truth.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,836 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
What Really Happened in the Chamber of Secrets by Sabaku no Sable reviews
This is in response to a request by DarkAngel048. It has a tiny bit of shonenai. only a lil kiss so no freaking out about it. also shota since harry is 12. tmr/hp ENJOY! may do a sequel for 4th year if someone askes for it. SEQUEL IS UP! FINALLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Kit by WithDemonWings reviews
Harry didn't mean to become an animal, and he certainly didn't mean to get attached to Snape but he did and he had. He had no idea how he'd come by his furry problem and he didn't know how to get rid of it, or if he even wanted to... Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,832 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 226 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Mandrake by Emerald Falcon reviews
Harry gets entangled with a new kind of being. Harry/OMC! Number One in my Deadly Herbs Series
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 87 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
To Bedlam and Partway Back by salty-sarah reviews
Backstory for 'Between Two Lungs': when Cedric Diggory finally meets Harry Potter in the infirmary after that Quidditch match in Fifth-Year, he slowly realises there isn't any going back, not for him. Warnings for slash. Cedric/Harry, and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,646 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Texts and Insanity by PteraWaters reviews
Kurt has a secret admirer who decides to let his affections be known via sext. Who is he? Will Kurt's relationship with the admirer always be virtual or will there will be a new power couple at WMHS? Rated M for language and sexy boy/boy imagery!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,469 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Pendant by elfinmyth reviews
Harry goes to Hogwarts for his sixth year, but he isn't the same anymore. for him, eight years have passed, which he and his lover used to decide what it is they want. Now, back again, they need to get the Light side accept their choices. slash, HPLV, rewritten version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,756 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Ever Fallen In Love by Belle's Noir reviews
How the Chamber scene would /should!/ have gone if JK had been as perverted as me. Unbeta'ed. Harry/Tom. M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 235 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
With Every Heartbeat by salty-sarah reviews
Peter and Edmund love each other dearly, as brothers, and liege and vassal. Warnings for slash and incest.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,994 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Celebration for the Claret and Blue by salty-sarah reviews
On the way to Hogwarts for his Sixth-Year, Dean finds himself in unexpected company. Warnings for slash. Harry/Dean. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 102 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
Identification by iolah reviews
The Slytherins know Harry, because how could they not? He was them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 545 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 3,480 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Supernatural Magic by kirallie reviews
HP crossover. Slash. Sam had another close friend at college, one who was hiding his own secrets. A friend who has lost everything and would do anything to keep from losing anyone else. How will his presence make a difference?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,849 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - [Harry P., Dean W.] Remus L., Sam W. - Complete
I bid him! by elfinmyth reviews
Captured by the Order, the Dark Lord awaits his execution. His lover isn't planning to let it happen though, and finds a loophole in the plan. HPLV, warning: slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 107 - Published: 4/18/2010 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Separate Entities by CannotComeTothePhone reviews
Fred and George have always been FredAndGeorge. Until Harry taught them different. FW/GW FW/HP GW/HP FW/HP/GW. Twincest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Pieorities by MoonGoddessShadow reviews
Even in his wildest dreams, Castiel never would've imagined that this is where they would find God, in this random hole-in-the-wall California diner. Slightly crack-y, especially near the end.
Crossover - Supernatural & Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W., Shawn S. - Complete
Voodoo by ConstantSnow reviews
The 8th year students of Hogwarts go across the pond to New Orleans to learn about Voodoo. Harry learns a little bit more in the haunted streets of the French Quarter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,110 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Gambit - Complete
Connor Knew by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. Post-Movie. Dylan West thought he was being all discreet and suave, using his powers to basically stalk Connor Shepard.
Zoom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
Riding the Storm by Snow white Kitsune reviews
What if another Time Lord had survived the Time-War, an exceedingly familiar Time Lord, an old enemy who hadn’t escaped quite as far as the End of The Universe, but a little closer to Earth. As for Harry Potter, well he’s is about to discover the truth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,355 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - The Master, Harry P.
Arthur's Silent Guardian by Sydelle Rein reviews
A powerful sorcerer named Emrys resides in Camelot, a silent guardian to Prince Arthur. But why would any sorcerer protect a Pendragon? Candun intends to find out, even if it means kidnapping the prince of Camelot as bait. No Slash! Sequel now posted!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Condition to Tutoring Harry Potter by RestartingInsanity reviews
Roger Davies thought Harry’s condition was ridiculous. “You have to promise that you won’t fall in love with me,” Harry said. Why would he, Roger Davies fall in love with a small scruffy bespectacled boy from Gryffindor? Roger/Harry, Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,911 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Roger D. - Complete
AWOL by Lisse reviews
When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.
Crossover - NCIS & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Canada - Complete
Wish Upon A Falling Star by Dark Disaster reviews
Harry gets dragged off to New Orleans with the Dursleys for the summer and once there meets a mysterious red-eyed man. Will Harry finally have an incentive to win the war and survive?
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,956 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Gambit - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3508 - Favs: 12,786 - Follows: 5,343 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Catching the Masterpiece by SeulWolfe reviews
Slash:: Harry finds a home... HPXSS Written for art found in the insanejournal Severus *sighs* under the name, LD7...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dark Love by MaskedNightmare reviews
Our young Savior was sent to another time and place for safe keeping, there among the people of El Dorado he's treated as a God, only one man treats him differently, the Dark Priest Tzekel-Kan, and he slowly begins to mold the boy into his perfect God.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Road to Eldorado - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,139 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Harry P., Tzekel-Kan - Complete
Sarah by Paragon Dragon reviews
Sequel to Coffee and Sawdust. Gibbs and Tony are going to an orphanage to adopt a child, but Tony has doubts about if he's up to the task to become a parent. At least at first. SLASH
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,512 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
To be With the One he Loves by AntoinetteD reviews
Harry loses the love of his life during the battle of Hogwarts. Seeing their bff on the brink of self destruction, Ron and Hermione do something drastic. They kidnap Harry and take him to the Maurader Days! Hp/SS, Warning!slash! M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,377 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 92 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wrong For Him by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Harry Potter scowled as he fisted his hands in his hair. Why was this happening to him? All he wanted to do was lose his virginity! But everyone was just, wrong. Perhaps he was being a little too picky? LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 128 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 192 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Harry Potter’s Serendipitous Guide to Happiness by Sa-kun reviews
Of course,only Harry Potter would ever manage to end up pregnant with twins while his lover was on one of the strongest contraceptive potions in use. // SSHP. MPREG. SLASH. Mentions of HarryOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 151 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Plant by thesewarmstars reviews
Neville turns over a plant to Harry and explains that the plant told him it was Severus Snape. Harry probably should’ve listened. HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
new life by spidergambit reviews
A Harry Potter leaves the wizarding world after he defeats Voldmort. Believed dead by everyone except the goblins he lives in selfimposed exile until a chance encounter with the xmen. Harry/Gambit slash. You have been warned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,867 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Harry P., OC
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 5,592 - Follows: 1,011 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Raft of the Medusa by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Six days ago, Tony was kidnapped while tracking down a serial killer. With no clues on the murders and no clues on the kidnapping, the team is at wits end. But at the turn of the seventh day, Gibbs gets a visit from someone most unlikely – Tony. Slash.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,433 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
A Summer's Day by Sa-kun reviews
They were currently sitting out in the backyard on a transfigured couch with three legs. Charlie had brought a leg up on the seat and Harry was curiously pulling the loose trousers Charlie wore up to the man's knee. // CWHP, mentions of past child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 160 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Love at first sight by Tiro reviews
Voldemort really opens his eyes once he kidnaps Harry Potter, and really has a look on the teen. And promptly falls in love with him. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 419 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3479 - Favs: 5,717 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Disguises by IrishSmurph reviews
Ziva proves to Abby she is a master of disguises and blending in. Chap. 4 up
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,201 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 2,953 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Dark Father by darwick reviews
This is the note they found on Harry’s bed the day he went missing. Some thought it was a suicide note, but the ones who knew him best knew it for what it was; a goodbye letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hearts Veiled by Soar reviews
AL SLASH An incident at Edoras has the potential to either bring Aragorn and Legolas together, or drive them apart forever. MPREG
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,737 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,129 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
Firedancer by La Morraine reviews
[Updated 2015] After the war everything has changed. Lucius feels the strain of loss deeply, even years after Voldemort's death, but suddenly, after being dragged into a Muggle circus by Snape and falling hard for a talented artist, a firedancer, everything changes again and the bitterness isn't so hard to bear ... Veela!Lucius x Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,076 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Playing On by Star Bear reviews
Harry rediscovers a forgotten talent and comes to terms with the struggles of fourth year. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Amadeus Effect by Neena Varscona reviews
A seemingly innocuous artefact turns out to be not so innocuous after all, and Daniel gains some firsthand knowledge about what it means to be ‘loved by the gods’. Warnings: JD slash, language, adult situations. For older teens and adults.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,885 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/5/2007 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Healer's Orders by mickypants reviews
Even heroes have to follow orders. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
On The Danger Of Stepping Outside Your Office Door by Monopoly reviews
Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Innocence is fleeting, Death stays true forever by SSC reviews
Spoilers for books 1 to 5. NonHBP compliant. In the summer after OotP, Harry starts thinking: is death really irreversible? Necromancer!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,045 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Fortune Telling by alli-sun reviews
Aang is confused and tries to clear things up with a visit with Aunt Wu. Aang/Zuko yaoi.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,212 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 375 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Crimson Moon by SeulWolfe reviews
Harry and his friends have been thrown back in time a thousand years. They have choices to make to fullfill their destinies one day at a time. Harry has walked through the centuries alone until he crosses path with a beautiful creature of an ancient blood
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,726 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
He's Always Known by Tsurai Shi reviews
When Harry died, he wanted to come back as a raven. That's something he'd decided whan he was very young. Dark [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
If At First You Don’t Succeed… by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 167 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
End of a Destiny by MissAX reviews
[HPLV SLASH] Seeking an end, Harry asks Voldemort for a favor resulting in the end of the war, and showing that destiny doesn't always follow its course...COMPLETE ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 381 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Caeruleus by Pagan Strega reviews
A Transfiguration accident leaves Harry in unusual circumstances. How will Snape react? SSHP of course. Creature Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 496 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Esse Quam Videri by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
AU What if Harry Potter really was an Incurably Criminal Boy: a trouble maker, a rule breaker, a psychotic pyromaniac. Albus supposed he should have seen this coming. An Azkaban!Harry fic of sorts. Hellatrix'n!Honks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Like Winter by Cacasenno reviews
Original plot? That's what you want? Well, Harry is ABUSED! THERE! Now you have one! After his 6th year. Voldemort rescues him, will that eventually turn into a relationship full of meaningful HOT JUNGLE SEX? You bett
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Wish Me Joy by ak-stinger reviews
MPREG, slash. When Aragorn dutifully marries Arwen, Legolas vanishes with a secret. What will happen when he comes back 5 years later? AL, AA, LEomer later. Longer summary inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 200,142 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Legolas
Never Invade Hogwarts by lunakatrina reviews
This is a complete and utter spoof and exists purely for amusement. Voldemort invades Hogwarts, and the teachers are taken hostage: confusion, crossdressing, and dancing ensues. one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
God Blinked in Heaven by Grinedel reviews
Harry and Tom figured their feelings but the damn Order ruined it all. SLASH HarryTom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Snake Boy by Random Dispatcher reviews
Abandoned by the Dursleys at the age of four, Harry is raised by a magical serpent called a Syren. What happens when he decides the Dark Lord is the only one who can help him ‘get hatchlings’? ChallengeFic. COMPLETE! HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,334 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 3,642 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Everyday Ejaculations by AbstractConcept reviews
The Dursleys have gone on vacation, while Harry is to be cared for by his godfather. Despite thinking Sirius is gorgeous, Harry is determined not to say anything, but Harry’s own magical abilities conspire to reveal his interest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Eugenia by Antosha reviews
A new addition throws the Trio into a tizzy: what to name her! (HermioneHarryRon)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Up a Tree by Blossomwitch reviews
The tale of how Legolas wound up trapped in a tree with a dwarf standing guard
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
Little Wolf by Athena's Wiccan-wolf reviews
Harry feels a little lost without his two friends at Hengehill Uni, Until he makes friends with shy Cara, a beautiful young man who carrys a sad secret (COMPLETE)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,537 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Taking Away the Loneliness by Phantoms-of-the-Fiction reviews
COMPLETE! HPSS A night of detention leads to revelations that change Harry's feelings of hatred toward his professor. Chapter Fourteen now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,619 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 10/7/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Death, Destroyer of Worlds by Lady FoxFire reviews
Completed Death has the power to take lives or to save them. He's about to do both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,713 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
One Big Happy Weasley Family by LizardLaugh reviews
Arthur Weasley has to break it to Molly... her dream of One Big Happy Weasley Family has a little kink to it MollyArthur, HarryRonHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
Ribbons and Lace by Miss Ayanami reviews
Harry looses a bet, looses his temper, and looses all dignity, before a planned duel with Voldemort. Just what will the Dark Lord think when Harry shows up in a dress? Response to the hxtlightning Fuh-Q-Fest challenge 16.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter in Bunny Land by Freakishly Human reviews
Snape gets drunk and claims Harry Potter as his long lost son Clancy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2003
Slap by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Now in fifth year, Harry, Hermione, and Ron play a deadly game of skill, cunning, and concentration to pass the time…Slap.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Out of the closet, into the frying pan. by Cairnsy reviews
Percy decides to come out to his family. Slightly slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/3/2001
RomaniaCanada Crack Pairing reviews
Mathew is new at Hetalia High.At first it seems like he'll be forgotten again, like at his old school, but when a kind Romanian boy by the name of Valentine notices and remembers him hes not sure how to handle it. romania/canada crack pairing, fluff. First fanfic please R&R :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Romania, Canada