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Author has written 5 stories for Eragon, Transformers, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

BEWARE, RABID TRANSFAN TERRITORY AHEAD!!

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Gender: Female

Age: old enough to know how to read and write

Hair Color: whatever I feel like dyeing it as

Home Country: USA

Possible Upcoming Stories To Look For:

Title: Cybertronians for Dummies

Category: Transformers/Beast Wars

Genre: Undecided

Summary (Unofficial): Everything anyone needs to know about their robotic counterparts, now condensed into one, easy-to-read guide! The book every organic needs if you will be around the Cybertronians.


DO YOU LOVE TRANSFORMERS?! Then join the new fandom at transformersrp. weebly. com (remove the spaces). Due to the site being relatively new, there are few members. It's a role-playing site where you will act as the 'bot of your choice (provided s/he isn't already taken). Please help us get more autobots in the base!


You know you are obsessed with Transformers when….. (I've bolded what I've done)

-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee.

-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime,

-You name your green Jeep Hound

-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade.

-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack.

-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore.

-You used to hate technology and now you love it.

-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2.

-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon.

-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair.

-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.

-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice.

-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.

-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards.

-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves.

-You get an Autobot tattoo. (planning it)

-You get a Decepticon tattoo.

-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet.

-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.

-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee.

-You know each song ever used in TF.

-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s.

-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.

-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16.

-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up.

-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.

-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor.

-You are known as General Jazz.

-You call your gun Ironhide.

-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.

-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.

-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie.

-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF.

-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.

-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee.

-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.

-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.

-You get your parents obsessed with it as well.

-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories.

-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.

-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves.

-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.

-You start trying to talk like Blurr.

-You name your other green Jeep Brawn.

-You say you are the real Prime.

-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground.

-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells.

-You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper.

-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.

-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.

-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.

-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble.

-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.

-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.” --or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”

-You separate your family by fraction and sub-group.

-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.

-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.

-You call Nasa and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs.

-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron.

-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.

-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.

-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.

You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.

-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer.

-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.

-You covered your walls with TF pics.

-You call your computer Teletran one.

-You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007.

-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding.

-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.

-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now.

-You refer soda as Energon as well.

-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar.

-You build a model of the Ark.

-You also build a model of the Nemesis.

-You then stage battles between your two new models.

-You want to move to Iacon.

-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.

-You try to do Circuit-su.

-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.

-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix. (does 'what the pit' count??)

-You call your soul a spark now.

-You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian.

-You try to build a space bridge.

-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.

-You want Vector Sigma.

-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers.

-You join Transformer fanclubs.

-You own a Transformer related site.

-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.

-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations.

-You see anything TF and go fan crazy.

-You want every toy even if it means importing it.

-You want Takaras autograph.

-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way.

-You bought the DVD the first day it came out.

-You saw the movie over 25 times.

-You read this entire list

(I did not write this.)


You know you're weird when: (bolded what I've done)

-You dress in all one color one day, and a different the next

-You change subjects often, going off on something completely non-related to what you were just talking about

-You dress funny and walk around town so see how many weird looks you can get

-You make repetitive noises for long periods of time

-You trip over air or your own feet

-You like to play childish games

-You can hold up a conversation with yourself for hours

-You add “winky-face” on the end of everything to make it 10 times more awkward

-You randomly poke people for no apparent reason

-You go around quoting the most geeky movie there is

-You get your entire class off-track about a random thing like the weather

-You laugh at horrible deaths in scary/sad movies

-You put up “missing person” signs for your imaginary friend while looking sad

-You walk into McDonald's wearing a Burger King crown

-You talk through a puppet

-You twitch or have random fake seizures

-You start conversations with strangers to see if they play along

-You ride the bicycles or slide down aisles in your socks at Walmart

-You go trick-or-treating the day before/after Halloween

-You are obsessed with shiny things

-You wear your shoes on the wrong feet on purpose

-You make faces or wave at strangers

-You change your fake accent every 3 seconds

-You buy a complete set of transformers and tell people “There's more to them than meets the eye.”

-You stare at strangers and don't look away when they catch you

-You make up random holidays and tell everyone to celebrate them

-You speak in nothing but rhymes just for the heck of it

-You randomly hug strangers

-You walk around with a stuffed animal and get offended when people mess with it

-You mime everything someone else does

-Two words: food fight

-You go around searching for your “missing” pet snake to freak people out

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Enemy Mine by FullstopBlaster reviews
Ratchet and Megatron are trapped in an avalanche and the Doctor's will is tested. Rating to increase as time goes on. PRIME
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,316 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 9/21/2013 - [Ratchet, Megatron] - Complete
Come And Get It by Shade Penn reviews
When Jack sent that text message, things went differently than they did in canon. Now stuck as Knock Out's 'lab rat' and no safe way to contact his friends, he soon has no one to vent his frustrations to than the Predacon in the Nemesis' kennel. Jack/Knock Out, Jack/Predaking
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,439 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 8/22/2013 - [Predaking, Knock Out, Jack D.]
Ratio of 2 to 1 by CallMeOptimus reviews
Life is going decently for a woman who lives off on her own in Nevada. That is, until she receives a strange gift and an unexpected visit from a couple of strangers. A Sideswipe/OC/Sunstreaker story.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,931 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Sideswipe
A Touch of Fear by A. Hayes reviews
Jack Frost is overcome with guilt for sending Pitch back into the nothingness that means being alone. Jack knows what it means to be alone, to not be believed in. Unsure of the source of his feelings, he decides to try and get in touch with Pitch to cure the horrible feelings in his gut. [BlackIce aka Pitch x Jack]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,596 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Malevolence Festers by liliedove reviews
They all died. Cicero does prefer his new home in Dawnstar though. And the Listener, OH the LISTENER! So mighty, leading us with numbers so small! Not to mention the stress of having a conspiracy formed against her very life... Hoohoohoo! I hope we die a horrid death together! I do like the Listener. Yes, Cicero likes her very much indeed.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,322 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Cicero V., Dark Brotherhood Murderer
Promise by NitroStation reviews
'A fallen queen stripped of her crown...' Airachnid never was the 'motherly' type. But saddled with a sparkling, alone and starving, she accepts help from the intriguing Autobot leader himself. Little does she know just how close they are... or once where. Prime timeline with IDW/Animated elements, Multi-pairing. Rating may go up later
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,697 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 1/19/2013 - [Optimus Prime, Airachnid] Elita One, Soundwave
Second Chances by LAXgirl reviews
G1. Starscream is given a choice other than execution after the end of the war: rebirth through Vector Sigma. Reformatted as a sparkling, he's taken in by Optimus and Ironhide as their son. Too bad Ironhide isn't too keen on the idea. OP/IH, future SS/SF
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 172,359 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 5/2/2012 - [Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream] [Ironhide, Optimus Prime]
For the Jester's Heart by Nalledia reviews
Alysa Ice-Wrath is a stone-cold assassin of the Dark Brotherhood, but the meeting of a certain jester sets things in motion she could never have dreamed of before. Writing challenge from Bajazzo.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 92,842 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Cicero V.
Transformers Prime:Jack's Twin by GalaxyWarrioress1234 reviews
What if Jack had a twin sister? What if she got involved in the transformers war? What if one of them fell for her? OC/? By the way, for character 2 I just picked a random Autobot, but I'm considering on changing it to youknowwho for reasons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,469 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Jack D., Optimus Prime
He Gave In by StarOfIron reviews
He couldn't go on. His spark just gave up. He gave in to the insanity. He gave in to the rumors. He gave in because he had nothing left. Because he was cold. Because Jazz didn't love him anymore. But... what if he became warm? At what cost though?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Jazz, Prowl
A Home for Fear by MiraEyeteeth reviews
Pitch languishes after his defeat until Jack Frost comes to find him. An exploration of what Pitch's place in the world should be. Additionally, there are zany antics.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 85,164 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Pride by We'reAllALittleMadHere reviews
Jinx has just left everything behind: her home, her friends, her career. She begins life on the streets and eventually our favorite little speedster catches up to her. Jinx will have to realize that there is nowhere she can hide from her past, her future, and the famed Kid Flash. Rated T for now; maybe M later.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,448 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Jinx, Kid Flash
Gaining a Gladiator's Spark by Lunar Mist reviews
She was a femme of the highest castes, and he was a mech of the lowest. A happenstance meeting, many arguments, and a rare understanding. He may have her spark, but will she ever have his? Megatron/OC Rated for violence, because let's face it, Megatron can be a violent mech.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 104,741 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Megatron, Sideswipe
Don't Screw This Up by SarcasticEmpath reviews
Alternate beginning to how Raven joins the Teen Titans. In order to blend in with the new culture, Raven decides to enroll at Murakami High School. All she wants to do is start over and feel like she belongs somewhere. But will her tele-empathetic abilities capture the attention of a new team of heroes known as the Teen Titans? Rated T for now but who knows where this will end up.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,380 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
1140 AM by AnonFirefly reviews
Bluestreak doesn't like talking unless he thinks someone's listening. So when the other mechs are too stressed to listen, he goes for a drive and finds an abandoned radio station. Inspired, he begins talking on an empty radio frequency. There's no one listening of course, but Bluestreak's okay with that. Thing is... he's wrong. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,574 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Bluestreak, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Winter in Riften by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
One month. She offered to stay for one month, and after meeting the guildmaster, she was fairly certain it wouldn't be a boring one.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,473 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Brynjolf, Mercer Frey - Complete
That Thou Art Mindful of Him by MeZaKi93 reviews
Ratchet thought it was a simple thing, his weakness getting the better of him again. But when a simple hangover evolves into something more, he has to take the biggest battle ever - to save his own life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,325 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Ratchet
The Natives of This Planet by BlackWolf219 reviews
Ultra Magnus must spend some time witht he three natives in order to better assess their species. However, the situation changes and forces them to survive alongside one another.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,624 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Ultra Magnus, Jack D., Miko N., Raf E.
Holoform by A and A Pikachu Prime reviews
Years ago the Autobots were forced to hide even further as human beings. They were seperated and given lives that they had to live. Feeling crushing regret, Will and Epps set out to fix their mistakes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,572 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Optimus Prime
Smokescreen and SkyLight by Girl Supersonicboy reviews
When an Autobot named Sklight crashed on earth she was alone and spent many years thinking she was the only Autobot here. But after a crazy back road race, She soon finds out that is not the case. But will she be excepted by the small group of Autobots or will she be sent away because of her strange abilities. SmokescreenXoc, Father Daughter relationship between Ratchet and oc.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,486 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - [Smokescreen, OC] Ratchet
What Little Femmes are Made Of by Ivory Bangle reviews
She didn't want to partner with him. He didn't want her help. But, when the rest of Team Prime is tangled up in a Decepticon trap, will he let her make a dire sacrifice to save his life?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,520 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Arcee, Wheeljack - Complete
All Tangled Up by Saiyanpride248 reviews
(G1) Just a silly little fic that really shouldn't be taken seriously at all, inspired by something my friend said about an OC of mine. Features my OCs Ravenstrike and Lunar-Song in a Disney's Tangled AU. (It is, therefore, heavily based on the plot of Tangled). Bigger explanation in chapter one's A/N.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,066 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013
Heartlines by winterminch reviews
Building weapons? Fine, that's what she was there for. Building them for her teammates? Okay, all is fair in love and war. Her teammates being giant, robotic organisms? Not so down to Earth anymore. Coming to actually love a perky, yellow Autobot? Different. Decepticons on Earth's shores? She wasn't afraid. In fact, she would never be afraid of her fate again. T. Bee/OC.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,549 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Bumblebee
Painted Black by JenKristo reviews
Long after the Autobots lose the war, Bumblebee tries to survive in a filthy Decepticon work camp. Knockout x Bumblebee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Bumblebee, Knock Out
Her Protector by I Am Blueberry reviews
"Starscream is here. He will protect me." Miko whispered. She was going to make the world burn tonight. And the autobots were going to let it happen unless they kill her. Right there. Right now. Starscream/Miko Warnings inside Prime verse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013
Burning Sun by Eccentric Writer reviews
Not all things reveal themselves in time, you can't do everything alone, pain is more than mind games. Sam decides to leave for his Uncle's house in order to 'figure things out'. If only he knew what he walked into...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,693 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sam Witwicky
Always with protection by MoonWallker reviews
Jazz should always use protection when trying to hack the enemy. The consequences are not exactly pleasant.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,237 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
Nothing Personal by A'isha Ishtar reviews
A stylish automobile with another side to him, who's not exactly safe while street racing. She appreciates his beauty, but unfortunately as much of an admirer as she is, she's got to pay rent. With her habit of tearing cars apart, it's not too hard to make ends meet. Still, this car... isn't like any other one she's ever taken apart. Knock Out/OC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Knock Out
These Paths We Tread by T.M.Wolf reviews
Catherine has been friends with Sam for as long as she can remember, and been in love with him for the past two years. Too bad Mikaela and an alien war got in the way and messed everything up. Or, at least that's what she thought. And to think it all started with a pair of glasses... SideswipexOC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 701,783 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Sam W., Sideswipe - Complete
Third Party, Fire, and Theft by Retrolex reviews
It's a good thing the Autobots don't pay Ratchet overtime.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Ratchet - Complete
I Feel Home by Hubero reviews
Jaime Hawthorne lost her parents to a car accident. Years later she thinks that her luck has finally changed after she is adopted. But strange things are happening. Like the voice she's been hearing from someone named Jazz. And why was that cop car following her? And what's with the weird vibe she always gets from that black pickup truck? And most importantly, what's the Allspark?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,636 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - W. Lennox, Ironhide, Jazz, Sideswipe - Complete
No Replacement by Mega-Erofan reviews
Life is never easy from the Dragonborn, not only in battle but in romance as well. After the incident with the Eye of Magnus, Xah'ley is plagued by sorrowful memories but moving on is not easy if you are replacing the very one you once loved. Dragonborn(Xah'ley)xSavos (KhajitXDunmer) *UPDATED*
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [Savos Aren, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] - Complete
Mara protect us both by Bottled green reviews
A Nord and a Dunmer, a dragonborn and a priest. She is trying to accept her destiny and future, he is trying to make amends for his past. Thanks to a twist of fate they meet and continue together, discovering they have much more in common than they initially thought.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,413 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Erandur
Through a Cybercat's Optics by Lunar Mist reviews
I just wanted to get home before curfew. Was that really too much to ask? Now, I'm stuck as a cybercat, and to make matters worse, I was adopted! By a mech, no less! Oh, and not just any mech. Optimus Prime. My life is so over. Just shoot me now. OP/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 257,860 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Twins are Universal: The Rewrite by CaMaRoFaN14 reviews
"this is why i hate you! you always get us in trouble!"; "that's not true, i simply provoke dangerous situations!" Sera countered "what ever just keep running because if you fall your dead to me!" the crashing of trees could be heard close by "FRAG!"
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,046 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Sideswipe
Her Twins by DaemonicKitten reviews
She's just an everyday, normal Trans-fan. One like any other you'd meet on the street, complete with habits and slang taken from almost living in the wake of the movies. When she realizes the hard way her fandom has suddenly become real, can she survive?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 96 - Words: 351,736 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Please Leave Your Message After the Beep by WitchesMayCry reviews
"Erm. Sunny. That's an answering machine and a phone." Sideswipe said. "I figured we might as well keep things simple, but yet thoroughly amusing." Sunstreaker responded. Sunstreaker and his red twin, Sideswipe, decide to pull a prank with the help of Mikaela. Giant telephones, modified answering machines, and a base full of unsuspecting and unfortunate bots. Oh Primus.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sideswipe, Mikaela B. - Complete
Ratchet's bad day by GalaxyWarrioress1234 reviews
After being forced out of the base, Ratchet goes on patrol. It starts out pretty normal, until he ends up falling into recharge. And waking up to a bunch of teens inside of him. Not good. Oneshot for ratchetsfangirl. FIRST EVER ONESHOT! Rated T for use of bad language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Block by Cheesus333 reviews
A brief insight into the conscious mind of a Minecraft cube of dirt.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Complete
Two Times Two by DaemonicKitten reviews
Two real world Trans-fans are simply hanging out one day, when they happen across a man driving a yellow Hummer. Immediately, friendships are struck, and the trio grow closer until... The entire world changes. S&M, Ironhide/Chromia, OC/Ratchet, OC/Jazz.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 171,856 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
Sunstreaker's Got Humans by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunstreaker is still learning to put up with humans. What happens when a bunch of humans decide to get to know him on a whole different level? Rated for my very twisted sense of humor.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sarah L., Sideswipe - Complete
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Moonlit Destruction reviews
It's been 6 years since Darkmount, and the war is still going with no forseeable ending. Rafael is working to take over for Fowler and new 'bots arrive. But what happens when Knockout takes Raf hostage? And why is that enough to end the war? Primeverse. Rated T for safety.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,892 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Bumblebee, Knock Out, Raf E.
There's Somebot for Everybot reviews
Prowl is having a bad solar cycle when he recieves a signal from a crash site 4 million years old. Better yet, it turns out to be a long lost friend. Rated to be safe. Eventual Prowl/OC.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 82,112 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Jazz, Optimus Prime
One Life reviews
A Valentine's Day one-shot. Prowl offlines from a virus and Jazz finds himself at a loss of what to do. JazzxProwl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The False Rider reviews
Post-Inheritance. A dragon's Rider dies, and the dragon lives on. He seeks his true Rider. Rating may change.
Eragon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Eragon, Saphira
Weebles are a Bot's Worst Nightmare reviews
What happens when the Autobots figure out what a weeble is? And why does one try to eat Spike? Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Spike W., Wheeljack - Complete
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