Author has written 5 stories for Eragon, Transformers, and Transformers/Beast Wars.
BEWARE, RABID TRANSFAN TERRITORY AHEAD!!
Info I'm willing to give away:
Age: old enough to know how to read and write
Hair Color: whatever I feel like dyeing it as
Home Country: USA
Possible Upcoming Stories To Look For:
Title: Cybertronians for Dummies
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Summary (Unofficial): Everything anyone needs to know about their robotic counterparts, now condensed into one, easy-to-read guide! The book every organic needs if you will be around the Cybertronians.
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You know you are obsessed with Transformers when….. (I've bolded what I've done)
-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee.
-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime,
-You name your green Jeep Hound
-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade.
-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack.
-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore.
-You used to hate technology and now you love it.
-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2.
-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon.
-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair.
-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.
-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice.
-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.
-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards.
-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves.
-You get an Autobot tattoo. (planning it)
-You get a Decepticon tattoo.
-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet.
-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.
-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee.
-You know each song ever used in TF.
-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s.
-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.
-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16.
-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up.
-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.
-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor.
-You are known as General Jazz.
-You call your gun Ironhide.
-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.
-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.
-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie.
-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF.
-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.
-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee.
-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.
-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.
-You get your parents obsessed with it as well.
-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories.
-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.
-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves.
-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.
-You start trying to talk like Blurr.
-You name your other green Jeep Brawn.
-You say you are the real Prime.
-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground.
-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells.
-You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper.
-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.
-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.
-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.
-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble.
-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.
-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.” --or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”
-You separate your family by fraction and sub-group.
-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.
-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.
-You call Nasa and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs.
-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron.
-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.
-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.
-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.
You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.
-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer.
-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.
-You covered your walls with TF pics.
-You call your computer Teletran one.
-You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007.
-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding.
-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.
-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now.
-You refer soda as Energon as well.
-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar.
-You build a model of the Ark.
-You also build a model of the Nemesis.
-You then stage battles between your two new models.
-You want to move to Iacon.
-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.
-You try to do Circuit-su.
-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.
-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix. (does 'what the pit' count??)
-You call your soul a spark now.
-You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian.
-You try to build a space bridge.
-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.
-You want Vector Sigma.
-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers.
-You join Transformer fanclubs.
-You own a Transformer related site.
-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.
-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations.
-You see anything TF and go fan crazy.
-You want every toy even if it means importing it.
-You want Takaras autograph.
-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way.
-You bought the DVD the first day it came out.
-You saw the movie over 25 times.
-You read this entire list
(I did not write this.)
You know you're weird when: (bolded what I've done)
-You dress in all one color one day, and a different the next
-You change subjects often, going off on something completely non-related to what you were just talking about
-You dress funny and walk around town so see how many weird looks you can get
-You make repetitive noises for long periods of time
-You trip over air or your own feet
-You like to play childish games
-You can hold up a conversation with yourself for hours
-You add “winky-face” on the end of everything to make it 10 times more awkward
-You randomly poke people for no apparent reason
-You go around quoting the most geeky movie there is
-You get your entire class off-track about a random thing like the weather
-You laugh at horrible deaths in scary/sad movies
-You put up “missing person” signs for your imaginary friend while looking sad
-You walk into McDonald's wearing a Burger King crown
-You talk through a puppet
-You twitch or have random fake seizures
-You start conversations with strangers to see if they play along
-You ride the bicycles or slide down aisles in your socks at Walmart
-You go trick-or-treating the day before/after Halloween
-You are obsessed with shiny things
-You wear your shoes on the wrong feet on purpose
-You make faces or wave at strangers
-You change your fake accent every 3 seconds
-You buy a complete set of transformers and tell people “There's more to them than meets the eye.”
-You stare at strangers and don't look away when they catch you
-You make up random holidays and tell everyone to celebrate them
-You speak in nothing but rhymes just for the heck of it
-You randomly hug strangers
-You walk around with a stuffed animal and get offended when people mess with it
-You mime everything someone else does
-Two words: food fight
-You go around searching for your “missing” pet snake to freak people out
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