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Joined 07-09-12, id: 4118473, Profile Updated: 08-17-13
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

"I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady."

Yes.

Likes: Jesus (but I respect people who prefer a different guy), Boondocks, love, Friends (obviously), boys, books, human decency, movies, Black Power, sitcoms, the here and now, social justice, obsessing over Kanye Omari West (you mad, bruh?), Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, Massachusetts, Louis C.K. and Chris Rock, good music, G.O.O.D. Music (minus 2Chainz), parentheses, winter, inclusive feminism, Audrey Hepburn, classic cinema, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, equality, the F-bomb, cottages, lasagna, Sesame chicken baby.

Dislikes: Bullshit (that isn't presented in a funny, easier-to-swallow form), Tyler Perry and his crusade to make black people look like minstrels, slut-shaming, Cosmo, that idiot who wrote 50 Shades of Gray and fronts like she's depicted a healthy relationship and not an abusive one, the heroic rape character, Dora the Explorer, systematic/institutionalized racism, French (but not the French...hello foreign guys. ;)

Pairings:
Harry Potter: Draco/Hermione (OTP), Harry/Ginny or Harry/Pansy, Ginny/Blaise

ASOIAF/Game of Thrones: Sansa/Jon, Sansa/Jaime, Rhaegar/Lyanna (OTP), Arya/Gendry, Ned/Catelyn (OTP)

Bogus-Ass Pairings/Pairings That Must Go:
Harry Potter:
Ron/Hermione (just because he's nice and they're friends doesn't mean they should breed...ever)
Hermione/Snape (Unfounded and worthy of a Lifetime Original Movie. I think they'd call it, Fucking No With This Jailbait Shit)
Draco/Astoria (I think I speak for everyone when I say "Astoria? The fuckery!")

ASOIAF/Game of Thrones:
Arya/Tywin (My God.)
Catelyn/Jaime (no)
Sansa/Petyr (hell no)
Ned/Cersei (What the everlasting fuck? I can't even...Just. No.)
Cersei/Jaime (I know that he loves her. Really. But the relationship is a clusterfuck for reasons way beyond the incestuous element. They include Cersei being a controlling, manipulative bitch, a user, and motivation for nearly every bad decision that Jaime has ever made. Shit's not healthy. I'm hoping GRRM has Jaime kill her, personally.)

Things I Get Tired of Seeing on FanFiction:
The words: orbs, tresses, chagrin, facade, and visage (I'm like damn, did everybody study the same bunch of SAT words before writing?), reading overdone physical descriptions that sound like cake recipes (I think I've read the phrase "warm chocolate eyes" fifty million times), ridiculously beautiful protagonists (it's fine sometimes, but it shouldn't be a requirement. I promise you. We won't stop reading if the protagonist looks normal. Jesus.), writing scenes or dialogue just because (does it have a purpose? If not, take it out.), reading stale dialogue or dialogue that doesn't mesh with the character (most of us have to read it out loud to be sure it flows), lack of variety with sentence types, etc.

Things I Love About FanFiction:
Endless possibilities.

Important Note (Because I don't want to look like a hypocrite):

Stay with me when I tell you this people.

I've got a Twilight fanfiction in the works.

I know, I know. It's crazy. Hear me out though. For those of you who read the rest of this profile, you'll notice that I'm a big critic of some things that are key elements in Twilight. Which begs the question, why the fuck would I fool with the Twilight universe - a universe that I myself thoroughly despise in canon form? Four reasons.

1. Twilight is not Harry Potter or A Song of Ice and Fire. Most of the characters aren't distinct or solid. They're just a bunch of little idiosyncrasies. They don't feel real. Twilight is so easily interchangeable with, well, anything, that it's the perfect template for fanfiction. You can do anything with it. You aren't tethered to canon unless you want to be. Add that to the fact that it has a gigantic built-in fan-base and established universe, you get the best beginner's course ever for writing.

2. Twilight is chugged down in a lot of the muck that I dislike. What better way to point it out than to use the very same medium? It packs a much bigger punch when you dissect it that way. Is Edward an elitist asshole? Put it in a fanfiction. Is Bella a Puritan's wet dream with a purpose? Stick it in there. Does the saintly behavior of all the main characters enable readers to look down on those of us who are mere mortals? Put that shit in there.

3. Rosalie Hale. Rosalie is like this outrageous source for untapped potential. She interests me more than any other character in that series. I identify with her. I like her. I think she deserves as many rewrites as possible.

4. What can I say? I love irony, man.

PM me if you need me, just want to say hi, or have any questions. But stay cool with it, alright? I'm just all kinds of sensitive. ;)

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100 by dayflow reviews
All my 100 word Dramione Drabbles submitted to the DMHG Challenge community on LJ will go here. Always complete. Updated 2014 Feb 21 - Chp 26 - Prompt: Guilty Pleasure
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 12/28/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Mine by Curiositykils reviews
Veela Fic set Ten Years after the War. Draco is a Veela. Hermione isn't his Healer. She's just his. Update Chapter 28: 09/02/14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,847 - Reviews: 3327 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 2,622 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sparks Fly by accioecho reviews
Six years after the war Hermione Granger is 24, has a great career, and a terrible track record with men. She has to learn to love herself again, and also needs to find a way to deal with the feelings she's developed for a certain former Slytherin prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,503 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Devil Wears Prada by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influencial Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,356 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hardest of Hearts by amongstthesky reviews
Hermione realizes that something is very off about her enemy, Draco Malfoy, when she arrives at Hogwarts for sixth year, but does not realize the severity of the situation until she stumbles upon him crying in the bathroom. Her helping nature overrides her hate, and her hate eventually develops into something far different. I don't own the graphic. M for future content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,709 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Coincidences by jasongraece reviews
Hermione Granger was an exception to the rule that Muggleborn wizards and witches were below him. It was a different way of thinking, not one he was used to at all, to judge people by their actions rather than their origins. Dramione AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,888 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Brüderchen und Schwesterchen by justadram reviews
Brüderchen und Schwesterchen or Brother and Sister, a retelling of a German fairy tale of a brother and sister, an angry queen, a wolf, and a family reunited. Jon/Sansa
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2013 - [Jon S., Sansa S.] Daenerys T./Dany - Complete
Emotional Warfare by completerandomness12 reviews
Geeky Edward Cullen is dumped by his high school sweetheart...alone...in a parking lot...with an engagement ring in his pocket. To avoid looking pathetic at his parents' New Years celebration, he enlists the help of his beautiful, and mysterious friend Bella to pose as his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 205,550 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blackberry Crazies by scumblackentropy reviews
She had buttermilk-pale skin. The exhaustion was plain as pumpkin juice on her face. Her hair was lit from behind by the paling window, the red filaments mixed in with the brown flaring to life. She lurked in my periphery just like that—improbably, infuriatingly—and I could have sworn she was divine if I wasn't so sure she was a Mudblood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,182 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Department of Experimental Magic by pumped.up.kicks86 reviews
Excerpt from the daily Prophet: The Department of Experimental Magic is soon to be up and running, Minister Weasley tomorrow will cut the ribbon and officially launch this new department, headed by Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy this reporter believes that while good may come out of the initiative there may be bad language and bubbling sexual tension. Rita Skeeter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,136 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Prat for all Seasons by thinkswithpen reviews
"The next thing that happens Granger is that I ask you out." "What? " "And then you say yes" "Oh I do, do I?" "Of course you do, after all you have a reputation for being exceedingly bright." Rating is for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,787 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Request by redhead414 reviews
Astoria was never a fan of Hermione Granger, but pretty soon, she would be gone, and Draco was going to need all the help he could get. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 313,160 - Reviews: 2403 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Absolute Gravity by psychoswan reviews
They were just pulled to each other. Out of hate of each other and out of love for the rush. The rush that came with fighting, with screaming, with being near each other. They fed off the feeling of victory, of being able to get at each other. They always left each other, heart pounding and completely out of breath. They were drawn to each other, like gravity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,915 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Britannia et Panem by justadram reviews
When the Romans conquered their land, Katell never thought it would be a Roman who saved her. She returned the favor by almost killing him. Roman Britain AU. Katniss/Peeta, Annie/Finnick
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,190 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] Gale H., Johanna M.
Playmate by Aradia1013 reviews
Scorpius gets a new playmate. Hermione gets in on the fun. A few bad words, some suggestiveness. Story has changed to include some angst. Nothing too terrible otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 64,052 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Little kingdoms in your chest by smokefillstheroom reviews
And all he could do was watch.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
Granger, I'm nervous by TheWrongAlice3 reviews
Malfoy is nervous. Malfoy is annoying. Malfoy is irritating. Malfoy is a pig. Malfoy is an idiot. Malfoy is crazy. Malfoy is demented. Malfoy is weird. But then, Malfoy is bloody hot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
between two lungs by deliriousnight reviews
There was the feel of his hot breath against her neck and his cool palm on her waist, managing to erase all other thoughts from her head. Dramione. one!shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Words, Words, Words by helenluvsboo reviews
Draco Malfoy tries to work through his interest in Hermione Granger. An exercise in words. Blatantly Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Tales From the Seven Kingdoms (An Ode to Castamere) by KingShakespeare reviews
This is a collection of short stories that take place in the A Song of Ice and Fire world, canon and not, spread out through chaptered intervals. The first tale tells of Jon Snow becoming legitimate and king of the Seven Kingdoms, as well as developing an intimate relationship with Sansa Stark. *CHAPTER TEN WILL BE THE NEXT ADDITION TO THE JON STARK STORYLINE*
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Jon S., Sansa S., Arya S., Gendry
Grand Grumblings by scarlettcat reviews
Draco and Hermione find out some big news about their daughter, and Draco isn't feeling particularly grand about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
you could have been mine by bloody muggles reviews
Severus might have envied Potter for his life before, but it was nothing compared to the hatred and jealousy he felt now. Onesided Snily. Jily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Pretty Things by irmaida reviews
"He never really thought the world was pretty until he met her—bright Lily who looked at the world with fresh eyes. She was always saying the world was pretty—exactly that word. When Lily says it, he believes it." One-sided Severus/Lily, canon. For Jess.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione's Hair by Jaycie Victory reviews
Sometimes the thing you hate becomes the thing you love. D/Hr. One-shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Always by ssellers reviews
This short story takes place in November days after James and Lily's death. Snape is devestated, and finds himself falling into a pit of despair and sadness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Cravings by swishandflickwit reviews
"–and on the slight chance we survive this and come out very much alive but wretched, I think we should go have that apple pie." We? she thought, since when were they a we? Since when did Malfoy become such an integral part of her night? Urgh, she groaned, it didn't matter. She just wanted to eat her damn cake! Hermione tries to satisfy her craving. Success? In more ways than one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Drunk by Strangershadow reviews
Draco was drunk and pining for Hermione, so it was only natural that he write her a letter. [Dramione One-shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bunny Slippers by Captainraychill reviews
Hermione Granger should take the advice of her gay mirror. Dramione, one-shot, complete! Dedicated to Bunney :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
SPEW by hot chocolate16 reviews
Malfoy had no idea that joining S.P.E.W. would result in such large doses of sexual tension...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,105 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Salvat Sperantes by Indigo Lily reviews
Fleeting glances across the Great Hall. Hurried brushes of cloaks in the corridors. A tilt of the head. A slant of the eye. It might not seem like much, but this was the love story of one Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. VEELA. Because I felt like it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Bet To Regret by Noir Lime Canuto reviews
"Fine," Draco murmured, "But it can't be a first year, or a teacher, or Mrs. Norris, or anything- that'd be nasty. And you aren't allowed to use the imperious curse." He forgot one important rule: It can't be Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The God Complex by Helvetica Black reviews
He was going to find her. Bella was sure of it. He'd search all the alleys and corners in the world if that's what it took. After all, creators always fell in love with their creations, and she was his. (Warning: CONTAINS RAPE AND OTHER MATURE THEMES)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,255 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Bella, Garrett, Carlisle
The Hideaway by Anguis Intrepidus reviews
When Draco Malfoy is made privy to information of a terrorist plot amongst his former classmates, he is abruptly pulled from his life at Malfoy Manor and put into Witness Protection. He must now, for the indefinite future, live in hiding as a Muggle with the one person he'd desperately hoped wouldn't get involved. M for foul language and graphic content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,219 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Clear View by starbird1 reviews
A retelling of Sandor and Sansa's conversation on the roof from Sandor's POV as well his reaction to her flowering and his feelings on the coming war. Notes: All bold dialogue and descriptive text is straight from GRRM. 4400 words. One-shot. Complete.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
The Veiled Woman by ymaface reviews
What if Sansa had accepted the Hounds offer to escape? She leaves the South and starts a new life in Braavos with her faithful sworn shield. SanSan angst/friendship. Book spoilers
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,189 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
The Valentine's Auction by Rumaan reviews
One-shot: As one of the 'lucky' lots of Hogwarts' Valentine's Day auction, Hermione finds herself won by Draco Malfoy, of all people. Can they forget their past and enjoy a romantic carriage ride?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All These Things Left Unsaid by psychoswan reviews
She had never thought she needed to say it. Surely he knew all along, she loved him. Clearly, she was mistaken.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Tale of Rhaegar and Lyanna by KohakuWolf reviews
The serpent fell for the beast, not knowing that love was the spark that would ignite the tinder of rebellion. The untold story of Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Rhaegar T., Lyanna S.
Therapy by bacta.junkie reviews
Draco Malfoy has been convicted of Assault and sentenced to court-ordered therapy. Who else but Hermione Granger would end up his therapist? And why did he launch an unprovoked attack on a well-known bag of leprachaun piss like Cormac McLaggen anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hashtag by dramione917 reviews
Draco's gotten sick of Twitter. Specifically, at Hermione and those bloody annoying hashtags.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Hate You! by Aradia1013 reviews
Draco's tried everything. The witch won't budge! ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's going to be a long year by Rose Zaki reviews
Draco Malfoy has a problem. A Hermione-Granger-shaped problem. He didn't want to like her and he certainly wasn't going to be admitting he did any time soon. So...exactly what was he going to do about it? Ignore it of course. Nothing bad ever came of people ignoring their feelings...right? Set in their second year, part of a series but most definitely not a one-shot :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Snape's Situation by scarlettcat reviews
Someone thought it would be funny to slip the usually bickering Head Boy and Head Girl a lust potion, and now they can't keep their hands off each other. Unfortunately for Severus Snape, it's his job to see that they do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch by sakuradancer3 reviews
When a school project forces Hermione and Draco to work together, their friends take it upon themselves to "supervise" them…secretly of course. Will they be surprised by what they see? Obviously! Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,238 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
That Moment When by WithRhymeNoReason reviews
Minerva McGonagall knew the exact moment when she realized that Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were meant for each other. One-shot, 8th Year fluff. D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dissolution by fizzingweaselbee reviews
Post DH, an unlikely couple find themselves sharing stories of woe in a bar (one shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Scratch in the Finish by LivinlikeAghost reviews
Scratches and marks, a smooth surface that is no longer perfect. What makes Draco Malfoy love them so much? One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One Of The Guys by OogieBoogie reviews
Hermione Granger is sick of being treated like 'one of the guys' by every single male she has ever met. She turns to Draco Malfoy for help. Call it lessons to 'woman up', if you may.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Lonely Life by Ho Hey Contest reviews
In one hundred years, I have tried seven times to change a woman from a mortal to a monster and been left with nothing but a corpse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Proposal by cupcake0118 reviews
Hermione is frustrated when Draco seems to have forgotten Valentine's Day. But what is he hiding in his trouser pocket? One-shot. Written for Umbrella-Ella's "Romantics at Heart (Or Are We?)" Challenge. Pic not mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Psyche With a Wand by A Fire in the Attic reviews
Witch Weekly publishes an article stating that Hermione Granger is a modern day Venus. Unfortunately for her, the real Venus decides to get revenge. Cupid and Psyche AU. 14 Days of Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
last night I dreamt I'd forgotten my name by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
It starts with letters from the Vale and the sound of a dynasty dying - JonSansa
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Jon S., Sansa S.
Your Smile Makes the World Light by WithRhymeNoReason reviews
Somewhere between knowing that he took his coffee with two sugars and that he licked his lips when he was anxious, Hermione realized she had a problem. Companion Piece to "Your Smile Makes the World Alright". One-shot, 8th Year Fluff. D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Your Smile Makes the World Alright by WithRhymeNoReason reviews
Somewhere between knowing that her favorite breakfast food was blueberry muffins and that she tucked her hair behind her ear when she was nervous, Draco realized he had a problem. One-shot, 8th Year Fluff. D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
hungry like a wolf by sarsaparillia reviews
Jon and Sansa play chess and partition the world. After all, Westeros is not the same without a queen at the helm. — Jon/Sansa.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Sansa S., Jon S. - Complete
Ain't No Rest For The Wicked by LadyMiss reviews
Bella, a talented thief doesn't care about the consequences. Edward a ruthless mobster who definitely cares about the implications. Bella managed to steal from the wrong man, and the consequences of just exactly whom she stole from come crashing down around her. Mobward. Thiefella. Darkward. This story does have dark themes, please do not read unless you are 18 years or older.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,851 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
As History Changes by MiHnn reviews
Jon agrees to accompany Stannis south to the Vale and he meets a person he did not expect to meet. (Jon X Sansa)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Jon S., Sansa S. - Complete
punishment by sashlery reviews
They're in an abandoned classroom. He's used an unknown spell to lock the door, and despite the fact that she's the Brightest Witch of Her Time, she doubts she could unlock it no matter how hard she tried. Plus, he has her wand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Catch My Breath by tanglingshadows reviews
Once upon a time, a quirky woman barreled into a soft-spoken man's life and turned it upside down. Not that he complained about it...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,437 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drabbling in Piracy by justadram reviews
An ongoing collection of drabbles and ficlets, focusing on Jack and Elizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - [Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow] - Complete
The Battle of the Bush by Aradia1013 reviews
Silly one-shot about a power struggle happening on top of Hermione's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Side Effects by Aradia1013 reviews
A potions mishap causes interesting consequences. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Driving by scarlettcat reviews
Draco was driving alright. Driving her crazy. And the two idiots in the back seat weren't helping matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stealing by justadram reviews
It's what Targaryen princes do. Start wars over Stark women. Post-war. Jon/Sansa, Harry/Sansa. Written for the gameofships House Stark Contest; winner best ficlet.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2012 - [Jon S., Sansa S.] Harrold H. - Complete
Unmasked Bride and Bridegroom by justadram reviews
Jon wants his wife to be herself, but who is she really? Jon/Sansa, Daenerys/Jorah. Post war setting. Written for the gameofships House Stark Shipping Contest. Winner Best Fic. Part Two of the Broken Pieces series.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2012 - [Jon S., Sansa S.] [Daenerys T./Dany, Jorah M.]
She's The One by DiniLou reviews
"You're like an otter then. Because they mate for life!" Draco finds out he's part Veela just before returning for his final year. After making a list of possible mates now all he has to do is cross girls off. But being a Veela is hard and not everything goes right. "'Cross off Granger.' His best friend paused, questioning his actions. 'I said cross her off'"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Missed Connections by UnseenLibrarian reviews
After a pleasant autumnal trip to Diagon Alley with her friends, a Missed Connection describing Hermione appears in the Daily Prophet's Personals column. Who could have left it? Hermione's mad with curiosity, but the identity of the sender remains a mystery. Harry knows, but wild hippogriffs couldn't drag it out of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,625 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sing for the Lion and Lamb by valonqar reviews
"She sits atop her throne of ice, feet numb, shadows under her eyes, hands shaking ever so slightly. She was not made for this. Her throne sits in a wasteland atop a pile of corpses, and she does not think she likes the view." Sansa/Jon, AU or future fic, Queen in the North. Rated M for allusions of Starkcest.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Sansa S., Jon S. - Complete
Intervention by Aradia1013 reviews
Harry's tired of Draco and Hermione's fighting. Story contains a couple of bad words, implied sexual situation. Nothing graphic. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Internet by Aradia1013 reviews
Harry teaches Draco about a piece of muggle technology, and ruffles Hermione's feathers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lunch by Aradia1013 reviews
Just a silly little one-shot involving Hermione, Draco, Crooks, and a small mistake. As always, I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Redefining Family by justadram reviews
Sansa's pregnancy means something different to each of them. Jon/Sansa, Arya/Gendry, post-war.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2012 - [Jon S., Sansa S.] [Arya S., Gendry] - Complete
Take off the skin you know by Drakulina reviews
The lone wolf dies, but the pack survives. Sansa remembers this, Sansa remembers a lot of things that Alayne didn't. Jaime/Sansa. Oneshot.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Jaime L., Sansa S. - Complete
Cat's Eye by Shadowdust258 reviews
Little snippets of Jon & Sansa's relationship over the years.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Jon S., Sansa S.
Mine by lynnec114 reviews
She was always his, no matter how bad the fight was. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Your Mine Now by Secretsouls7 reviews
Possessive Draco at his best! Too bad a certain bushy haired girl will not be controlled. Let the Chase Begin! toddler!Draco and Toddler!Hermione. Possessive!Draco. Veela!Draco. adopted from emelbe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Many of Horror by misswhiteblack reviews
He knew it was a foolish and vain wish, that he could be redeemed like a villain turned hero in a song ... Rated T for the moment, may develop into an M ...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Jaime L., Sansa S.
Untitled by starbird1 reviews
A prompt filled for the SansaXSandor LJ comm. "Alternate version of the Tourney of the Hand in which the Hound names Sansa Queen of Love and Beauty at the end."
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
The Five Kisses Of Draco Malfoy And Hermione Grang by dayflow reviews
Five kisses during their fifth year. T for language. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Discord by justadram reviews
"If she had found you before you came upon me in the Vale, if it had been Arya and not me you saw first, who would be sitting beside you on the throne? Tell me true, Jon." Jon/Sansa, post-war.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2012 - [Jon S., Sansa S.] - Complete
Saving Up by FicThisGifAnonContest reviews
Four years is a long time to date someone. Unless it's Edward. Gorgeous, charming, intelligent Edward. Then again, he's so cheap he steals toilet paper. No one's perfect, that's for sure. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,953 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Witch's World by scarlettcat reviews
Hermione and Draco get caught up in a battle of the sexes but not everybody is playing fair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pain by dayflow reviews
He thought he'd known pain. 100 word drabble. T for Character Deaths
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Our Blood is Cold and We're Alone by Holly's Mean Reds reviews
One day, she is there. Jon/Sansa, for the Starkcest ficathon, au.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Jon S., Sansa S. - Complete
Introduce People with Thoughtful Details by Captainraychill reviews
To Hermione Granger's great irritation, Draco Malfoy mocks her newest social skill. One-shot Dramione romantic comedy, inspired by Bridget Jones' Diary. Dramione Couples Remix Fest 2012, 2nd Place, Participants Choice Award. Thanks to my beta, icicle33!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Smoke and Fire by ebonyquill reviews
A collection of drabbles outlining the presence of smoke and fire throughout Rhaegar Targaryen's life and death.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Rhaegar T., Lyanna S. - Complete
Monster by Rosaliebyrd13 reviews
He thinks he is the monster. But the marrow in his bones tastes sweet and you are as old as time. ONE SHOT read and review. Bella is evil and Edward will never know.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Mia Bella Sirenetta by TalesFromTheVoidContest reviews
My Beautiful Little Mermaid. She appeared dead if it weren't for the way her claws had twitched, etching mysterious marks into the glass, her pointed teeth glowing white through the putrid stink of the water. A terrible smile. Like she had a secret.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,699 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Never Forget Your First by liragreen reviews
The first time he'd done it, it had been an accident. Sort of. *** Dark. Oneshot.***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Those Who Wait by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
Because nice guys shouldn't always have to finish last. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Bella, Mike - Complete
A Matter of Taste by galfoy reviews
Hermione is craving salt... Draco is craving sugar... But it's not really about gastronomy, is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Christmas Trees by movingstaircase reviews
Hermione takes Draco to a Christmas tree farm. Who knew that picking the perfect tree would be such a big deal? Christmas one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
She's Mine by Romantic Silence reviews
For once, Harry will be selfish and take what is rightfully his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sunburn by movingstaircase reviews
I'm nothing without you, Granger. And I'm afraid I can't let you leave me. You're mine and you always will be. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Last Two by justadram reviews
They stand on the ramparts together, as if they are the last two in the world. Set post-series. Jon/Sansa
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2011 - [Jon S., Sansa S.] - Complete
Opportunisitc by luvscharlie reviews
Pansy is determined to be a good journalist, and if that means betraying her lovers trust to steal files from his office… well, she's not going to pass up an opportunity to make the front page. Harry/Pansy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Diamonds and Pig Snouts by LynstHolin reviews
DRAMIONE Draco finds himself hiding in a cloakroom to get away from Pansy, his fiancee. Hermione needs to get away from her date, Cormac McLaggen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Daddy's Girls by empathapathique reviews
Draco Malfoy has five daughters, ages eight to nineteen. His wife, bookworm that she is, is busy with research, leaving Draco at the helm. A summer spent with the Malfoys, complete with fights, a wedding, and learning to curse in French. Parenthood. Joy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Making a Mess by empathapathique reviews
Harry and Pansy move into a Muggle flat. Disaster, of course, ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
The Business of Babies by empathapathique reviews
Because Draco Malfoy finds preparing to be a 'dad' just as daunting as trying to understand his infuriating wife. A short interlude following 'Quirks.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
WHY by dayflow reviews
"Why, why, why, why, WHY!" Draco angrily thought to himself. "Why did I kiss Hermione Granger?" Dramione, Post-War, series compliant, guest starring Pansy Parkinson
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Pansy P. - Complete
Deliquescence by lokiyan reviews
Sansa Stark, now Lady of House Stark, gives Jaime Lannister a second chance in Winterfell due to a kindness done for her by his brother.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sansa S., Jaime L.
From the Deadliest Hate by xClutteredxChaosx reviews
Why is Draco suddenly jealous of any male being with her? What happens when Draco and Hermione get paired together to organize the Yule Ball? What happens when hate is combined with desire? DracoxHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,055 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
If You Were Mine by little-miss-snape123 reviews
Lucius can't stand the way Ron touches Hermione, especially when he thinks she should have been his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Wondrous by veils reviews
James/Elizabeth; He held her hand like it was a mystery, one he couldn't quite believe.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2011 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
How Not To Announce Your Pregnancy by TrappedDream reviews
"I know it's probably the worst timing, but I was just wondering…Is there a particular reason why we have a duck, staring at us right now in the middle of our kitchen?" Harry/Pansy Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Sphaera desiteratum by Tempted Sacrifice reviews
'Yes.' he hissed reverently, and Hermione's attention snapped back at him again. Eyes glowing and lips turned upwards; his face twisted into a monstrous mockery of his sculpted face, and she could see the monster behind the beautiful facade. HG/TR *REWRITTEN*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
The Day Draco Malfoy Lost Something Very Important by frostykitten reviews
Draco wasn't supposed to go into that room, he knew that. But, like a child drawn to a shiny object, he'd been unable to resist. He stretched his legs out straight and pulled back the waistband of his pants to peek inside. Still gone. This was bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Involuntary Movements and Situational Oddities by swishandflickwit reviews
He didn't really know why he was moving towards her. It was sort of involuntary. Like his palpitating heart beat and sweaty palms. "What do you want?" She asked. "I want to take you out." And with that, she sort of, kind of, had to. . . Well. . . agree.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fa Lalala by MuslimBarbie reviews
He really should be paying attention to her, but he's distracted. Because, you see, while she's yelling at him, she just so happens to be doing it in her knickers and bra. - How Draco and Hermione celebrate Christmas Eve through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Snow by FactualLife reviews
Muffin'sback Christmas challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Pansy P.
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 2,713 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cheerleader and the Burnout by love.devil.movies.baby reviews
The only reason she was in that basement was because of her boyfriend. It certainly had nothing to do with the lumberjack, the nerd, or the foreigner and it espeically had nothing to do with the burnout...JH
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
Plot Holes by Intricacy reviews
There's a new marriage law that no one likes. "The board has communed and has voiced a unanimous decision protesting this route, sir. If you proceed as planned, you will lose in the next election." In which there are 82 plot holes and a beta is needed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,208 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
baby doll eyes by lady-bluebeard reviews
hades/persephone: lullabies and broken ribs, you could write a book in the space between them
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Persephone, Hades - Complete
Moonlight by writer-person-thingy reviews
The demon lurks beneath; finally pushed to the edge he acts irrationally, breaking things unfixable.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Forget Me Not by the phenomena reviews
When she emerges, she forgets. — • • Hades x Ariel
Crossover - Little Mermaid & Hercules - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Hades - Complete
A Love Story, Sort Of by MuslimBarbie reviews
"I hate you." "Rot in hell." – Whoever said that love stories need to make sense? Not that they have a love story. Because they don't. Not really... Only sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How Did That Happen? by blue artemis reviews
Just how did Pansy Parkinson end up with Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Pansy P.
The Rings of Uncertainty by inadaze22 reviews
The day Hermione left Ron, Malfoy just wanted to hear her talk. Now, she just wished he’d listen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy, Draco Malfoy by Crazychicke reviews
Who knew Draco Malfoy would be jealous of James Bond? Random. Dramione fic. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Magic by littledollface reviews
Draco and Hermione are responsible for taking a few Muggle kids trick-or-treating. It's going to be a disaster, right? AU, complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blame It on the AhAhAhAhAlcohol by somandalicious reviews
Sometimes it isn’t the reality of the situation that pulls two people together, sometimes it is just the alcohol. PPHP. Written for the pphpficexchange on livejournal. NOT A SONGFIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Coming and Going by whydowefall reviews
She waits, and he wonders.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Little Mermaid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Salome by Nell Vance reviews
With his venom in her veins, she was fluid. Liquid night, with ice stars for her eyes and a gossamer galaxy for flesh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Aro - Complete
Cross Your Heart by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Do you swear?” she asked. “I do,” he answered. “Then, cross your heart.” Inspired by the movie “Up”.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cat and the Squirrel by BecAlora reviews
Seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is all about enticing someone into doing what they already secretly want to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Pansy P., Harry P. - Complete
Summer of '88 by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward Cullen tells the story about how he woo’d his lady love in 1988. He got a little obsessed, became a little stalkerish, and developed a voyeur fetish. In the end though, he succeeded.Oneshot.AH. Age of Edward Contest. Rated M for language and secks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,694 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8488 - Favs: 13,184 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pink by luvscharlie reviews
Harry gets over his aversion to the colour pink. Harry/Pansy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
It's Pansy's Turn To Cry by sarahyyy reviews
“No. You are one in a million. And you are mine.” He laughed as she began, much to her immense horror, to tear up again. Harry/Pansy humorous oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Recipe For Disaster by inadaze22 reviews
It all started with two words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Save You by socact reviews
Edward is a brilliant, troubled doctor who uses medicine to escape his past, until he meets a beautiful patient whose mysterious, debilitating disease challenges everything he knows about life and death. Can he save her? Can she save him? AH, ExB, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,109 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Wallflower by Intricacy reviews
I’ll make you write my name in blood. I’ll make you tear open my heart with your bare fingers. I’ll make you dig those six feet and throw yourself into the casket beside me. I’ll do whatever it takes to make you remember me. DHr, Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stalking Harry Potter by empathapathique reviews
Pansy told herself to act natural, but she couldn’t quite remember how she naturally acted around Harry Potter. She certainly wasn’t nice to him, but she didn’t think it exactly fit to glare at him when he hadn’t done anything wrong yet. Shameless PPHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,352 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
On Spontaneity by empathapathique reviews
Harry has an unexpected request for his girl. But what does he know about spontaneity, anyway? A prequel, of sorts, to ‘Harry and Pansy Go to Brighton.’
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Fourteen Months by inadaze22 reviews
He didn’t want to have to spend this Christmas alone, not when he had spent the last one by himself. Surrounded by friends, but still a thousand miles away, distant and – alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
For Better or Worse by inadaze22 reviews
She had vowed to love him through sickness and health, for better or worse, and all that other rubbish. And really, it couldn’t get any worse than those bloody driving lessons, at least not in her mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,611 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
If You Forget Me by drcjsnider reviews
Draco comforts Hermione after an Order mission goes horribly wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry and Pansy Go To Brighton by empathapathique reviews
Spontaneity," he'd said. "Be spontaneous." But he had rented a car, she'd told herself. That counted for something, at least. Harry and his main squeeze take a trip to the beach.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
The Blindsided Series by inadaze22 reviews
She told him, "I don't want to be your girlfriend! I just want you to pay half of the rent." But sometimes, emotions have a way of blindsiding people when they least expect it. Three part drabble series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Elegiac by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“Your first day as a human will cost you your Past. The second, your Present. The third, your Future. In short,” the sea witch purred, staring into the mermaid’s dumbstruck eyes, “come day three, I’ll own your soul. And you will not get it back.” EdxBe AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,943 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Lamb by Jimmy the Gothic Egg reviews
All Jacob wanted to do was say goodbye.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Loss by drcjsnider reviews
Draco is jealous of Fred Weasley. DMHG and FWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
She was Mine by kerriclifford240879 reviews
Draco’s thoughts as he thinks back over the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Series of Kisses by drcjsnider reviews
Draco Malfoy hasn't kissed many women, yet he KNOWS he wants to kiss her. post-war
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ordinary People by inadaze22 reviews
“Let me be clear about something tonight, Granger. You're the only woman I’ve ever wanted...It’s always been you.” Draco steps in the fireplace, drops the floo powder, and disappears in a burst of green flames. Being re-written.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,343 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
So I Married A Death Eater by drcjsnider reviews
This story is going to be four chapters in the married life of Hermione and Draco. The chapters will not be written in chronological order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,355 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
10 Lies Draco Malfoy Told Hermione Granger by drcjsnider reviews
This is a list of lies involving different subjects that Draco told Hermione. DH Spoiles. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Secret Snog Spot by Hanako A reviews
Tis a truth universally acknowledged that any secret couple in possession of an abundance of overly inquisitive friends must be in want of a hiding place to call their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,118 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cat Came Back by Hanako A reviews
Draco Malfoy is bound and determined to make it inside his girlfriend's private room, no matter what sort of obstacles are in his way. Too bad he forgot about her cat. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How Hermione Granger Got Her Ring by drcjsnider reviews
Hermione lifted up her ringless left hand and waved her fingers in front of him. Comprehension finally dawned on Draco's face. You want to get engaged? he asked astounded. Bingo! A postwar fic. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,000 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
Drinking Games by drcjsnider reviews
As Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger play the Harry Potter Drinking Game, they both acknowledge they want something more from each other than just friendship. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Know What I Like by drcjsnider reviews
Draco Malfoy knows what he likes, he just isn't sure that he can get her. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Waiting by empathapathique reviews
Won award at LJ's dhrxmasfic! She didn’t exactly know why she’d taken the glass from him, but she was pretty sure it had something to do with the fact that she always found it easier to talk to Draco when she had a drink in her hand. DHr Christmas fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Basement Life by Lirazel reviews
Their world is a basement, and it means different things to all of them.
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
Quirks by empathapathique reviews
Sometimes, it’s the odd, little things that make up the whole picture. Because being married is weird like that. Fluff warning! DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Caving by Princess180 reviews
Obligatory peice of postBring It On Home preNFBM fluff. Jackie and Hyde can't sleep. Not smut.
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Complete
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
Lord Voldemort and the Internal Revenue Service by citygirl1116 reviews
In honor of April 15: Lord Voldemort encounters a force far darker and more evil than he could ever hope to be...income taxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Voldemort
I Hate Everything About You by Ceres Vesta reviews
COMPLETE. Hush my friends and let them hold each other, help them make the moment last forever. In the end, it shall be Draco and Hermione, for I am the Sorting Hat, and what I say will be. "You're filthy," he drawled. "But you're beautiful."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,255 - Reviews: 1935 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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How to Train Your Boys reviews
"Come on Granger. You didn't honestly think we'd just sit back and lose you to the Weasel of all people?" He had a point. She should have seen this coming. This was her ex-husband and son she was dealing with - Malfoys through and through. And Malfoys always had been an awfully possessive lot. Rated M for language and sexual references. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Very Few Things reviews
Herein lies the love story of two crazy kids named Edward and Bella. One's a vampire, the other's a beautiful, bloodsucking bitch. Both are afraid of everything, and both are about to find out what it really means to be human. Rated M for Edward's flailing attempts to deal with sex. Let the brooding begin. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,808 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Bella, Edward