My name is Georgia and I live in Australia... Or under your bed...
ON wiTh tHe mAdnEss...
Cedric Diggory taught me not all Hufflepuffs are weak.
Luna Lovegood taught me not all Ravenclaws are stuck up.
Severus Snape taught me not all Slytherins don't love.
Peter Pettigrew taught me not all Gryffindors are loyal.
The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.
Love your enemies! It really pisses them off!
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
I did what they said and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?
Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you.
When life gives you lemons,make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out how the hell you did it.
It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.
WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do, kill me?
It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.
The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."
"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!
-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Love me or hate me. Personally I could not care less
Before you criticize someone, walk a kilometer in their shoes. That way you're a kilometer away from them and you have their shoes.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyway
I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!
Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do
Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark
FRIENDS VS BEST FRIENDS
25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER
Screw cookies - the Dark Side has COLA AND YAOI!
COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN
These are actually on the labels.
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space?)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. ( somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief)
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?"
"I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick..."
"My day is not complete till I have terrified a complete stranger."
STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
"It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn."
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
You say "Weird" like it's a bad thing
I have ADD, Attention Def-OMG! It's a butterfly!
Those that ignore history are doomed to repeat it; those who studied history are doomed to know its repeating.
I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I use to have super powers, but then my therapists took them away.
“Heaven won’t take me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over.”
“Life ends but revenge is forever.”
"Once the strings of fate have been tangled, they can never be undone."
"Wherever you go, leave your mark."
An apple a day keeps everyone away, as long as you throw them hard enough.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
"Whose sick joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?"
"He handed her 11 red roses and one fake rose, he said ‘I will love you until the last rose dies."
Emo is short for emotional. Not suicidal.
True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you, and your best friend will be there.
When you look around and your world is crumbling, and when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to.
The best part of life is when your family becomes your friends, and your friends become your family.
Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the crap out of them at the same time!
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Sometimes people put up walls not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to tear them down.
They laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the same.
It’s something unpredictable, but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life. -Green Day
The loss of a friend is like that of a limb. Time may heal the anguish of the wound, but the loss cannot be repaired. -Robert Southey
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened. -Dr. Seuss
If you're bisexual, you're confused. If you're gay, it's a sin. If you're skinny you're on drugs. If you're fat, you look nasty. If you're dressed up, you're conceited. If you dress for comfort you're a slob. If you speak you're mind, you're weird. If you don't say anything, you're a punk. If you are sweet to strangers, you are fake. If you cry, you're a drama queen. If you have male friends, you're a whore. If you have female friends, you're a player. YOU can't do anything without being criticized. We live in a society where people can't survive if they're not judging the next person... Criticism is wrong in many ways, so please DON'T criticize anyone that you don't even know
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch/ass-hole.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore .
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude .
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch/ass-hole.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep .
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies, drink the blood of virgins and worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to Renaissance Fairs, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a RACIST, BITCH/ASSHOLE.
I STEP UP for friends so I MUST be a pussy who doesn't like to fight.
I FIGHT BACK so I MUST be a crazy ass person who LOVES to fight anyone including kids.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Say to a boy: Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
If payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet then im the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
If you can't beat them, join them.
Don't get mad...Get even.
If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.
If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
Not only do I fall down stairs, I trip up them as well - now that takes talent.
He says I love you, I sneezed and said "Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit."
I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my friends.
I'm the kind of girl that walks into a chair and apologizes.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
She's my best friend. You break her heart I break your face.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.
A good friend lets you dance with your boyfriend, a best friend yells at him and screams "NO SHE'S MINE."
Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is most of them suck.
Don't play games with a girl who can play better.
Anyone can give up. It's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it all together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that is true strength.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history
...evaded Death Eaters...
...outwitted the Ministry...
...killed by drapery
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Excuse me have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it
You call me crazy; I've been called worse by the voices in my head.
The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends; if they're ok, then it's you!
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
It’s a funny thing when everyone at the local asylum knows your name
Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.
There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, it’s when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
My Imaginary Friend thinks you have a serious mental problem, and trust me, she would know!
I once believed I could fly. The broken neck proved that theory wrong and it wasn't even my neck
Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away…
I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.
Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door...
Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try sky diving.
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
I have seen Doctor Who so many times that I can quote it word for word. And do at random moments.
Percussive Maintenance- The art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation
Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people whom like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.
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