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Hey! Here is some stuff about me :)
Just changed my name I used to be ILovePeetaMellark101 but this sounded cuter
Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you
Best Friends: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks your heart
Best Friends: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
Friends: Will help you up when you fall
Best Friends: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, Dumb ass?"
Friends: Helps you find your prince
Best Friends: Kidnaps him and brings him to you
Friends: Will pass you a soda
Best Friends: Will dump theirs on you
Friends: Will help you learn to drive
Best Friends: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance
Friends: Will help you move
Best Friends: Will help you move the bodies
Friends: Will hide you from the cops
Best Friends: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place
Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink
Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food
Friends: Would ignore this
Best Friends: Will re-post this shit
Friends: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
Best Friends: go over to his house and kick his ass
Friends: bail you outta jail
Best Friends: sit next to you singing the jail song
Friends: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
Best Friends: are the ones getting fined by the police with you
Friends: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
Best Friends: Are jumping right after you
Friends: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
Best Friends: are your weekend boarders
Friends: are offended when you make fun of them
Best Friends: kick your ass and all's forgiven
Friends: are shy around your boyfriend
Best Friends: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
Friends: don't see you if you're sick
Best Friends: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
Friends: dare you to scream into the street
Best Friends: dare you to go streaking
Friends: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
Best Friends: are screaming and running with you
Friends: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
Best Friends: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser ====l:)
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater.
Quotes I love :)
I didnt fall for him...my best friend pushed me!
Boy: who do you like
girl: some guy that doesnt like me
boy: well then he is missing out
girl: who do you like?
Boy: some girl who likes some guy whos missing out
I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks"
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil
When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing
Cute but psycho- things even out
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
I'm looking forward to regretting this.
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous.
I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday