KissMeI'mHijacked
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Joined 07-10-12, id: 4118924, Profile Updated: 06-15-13
Author has written 2 stories for Hunger Games.

Hey! Here is some stuff about me :)

Name: KissMeI'mHijacked

Just changed my name I used to be ILovePeetaMellark101 but this sounded cuter

Friends/Best Friends

Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you

Best Friends: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks your heart

Best Friends: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Friends: Will help you up when you fall

Best Friends: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, Dumb ass?"

Friends: Helps you find your prince

Best Friends: Kidnaps him and brings him to you

Friends: Will pass you a soda

Best Friends: Will dump theirs on you

Friends: Will help you learn to drive

Best Friends: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance

Friends: Will help you move

Best Friends: Will help you move the bodies

Friends: Will hide you from the cops

Best Friends: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place

Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink

Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food

Friends: Would ignore this

Best Friends: Will re-post this shit

Friends: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

Best Friends: go over to his house and kick his ass

Friends: bail you outta jail

Best Friends: sit next to you singing the jail song

Friends: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

Best Friends: are the ones getting fined by the police with you

Friends: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

Best Friends: Are jumping right after you

Friends: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

Best Friends: are your weekend boarders

Friends: are offended when you make fun of them

Best Friends: kick your ass and all's forgiven

Friends: are shy around your boyfriend

Best Friends: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

Friends: don't see you if you're sick

Best Friends: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

Friends: dare you to scream into the street

Best Friends: dare you to go streaking

Friends: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

Best Friends: are screaming and running with you

Friends: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

Best Friends: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser ====l:)

LETTERS

Dear Voldemort,

So they screwed up your nose too?

Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely, Google

Dear 6,

Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.

Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely, Canada

Dear Impossible,

Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater.

Sincerely,

Spongebob

Quotes I love :)

I didnt fall for him...my best friend pushed me!

Boy: who do you like

girl: some guy that doesnt like me

boy: well then he is missing out

girl: who do you like?

Boy: some girl who likes some guy whos missing out

I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks"

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing

Cute but psycho- things even out

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

I'm looking forward to regretting this.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous.

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday

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Reaping by Swishy Willow Wand reviews
AU: "I never got to thank the boy with the bread. Now I never will." Katniss deals with the aftermath of Peeta's Reaping and eventual homecoming. Everlark. Continues through series.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,846 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
True Love Comes With a Battle by thewolfgurlgleek reviews
Starts in THG, spirals into CF. Katniss and Peeta actually do fall in love mutually during the Games. But will they be able to keep each other? And what role will a overly Jealous Gale play? who wins Katniss's heart in the end? Read to Find Out! COMPLETE! :D
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 39,564 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
You're My Girlfriend, Right? by InvisibleGirl124 reviews
Austin gets in a car crash. When he wakes ups he only remembers Ally. But he doesn't think Ally's just his best friend, he thinks she's his girlfriend. Now she must be his girlfriend, while trying to restore his memory. Will Austin ever remember everything again? Will Ally reallize she's in love with Austin? Read to find out!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,269 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Drama, Drama, and more Drama by mrspeetamellark55 reviews
So everyone knows about the drama that happens in high school, and this is what would happen if there were no Hunger Games and everyone was in high school. Many couples and in the begining its Katniss/ Gale but it turns into Katniss/Peeta in chapter 2! There also maybe Katniss's mom/Haymitch but you have to read to find out!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,281 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Broken by atlashands13 reviews
The rebellion is over and Katniss still struggles with her life. Everything is calm and simple though, but that is until Peeta is back being his hijacked self and Katniss and Peeta find themselves in a whirlwind of pain and romance.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,388 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Wanna Go Save The World Again? by mel5055 reviews
Katniss Everdeen, a child from the seam, tribute and co-victor of the 74th hunger games and the mocking jay unwillingly goes back to a time before Panem, but a war is still raging on. With her help will all good prevail? Will she find love along the way with her new companion? Who is none other than Percy Jackson the son of Poseidon. RATED T JUST IN CASE
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,965 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Percy J., Katniss E.
Rising Up by nonchalant confession reviews
Sequel to A Moment Can Change Everything. Katniss Everdeen has been crowned victor after her best friend, Gale Hawthorne, saved her life in the Arena. What will life be like for her back in District 12 now that the only person she could trust is gone? follows Catching Fire story-line with twists, of course!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 86,794 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
The Hunger Games: Reciprocated by Jennifer Bailey Sneed reviews
What if Katniss and Peeta were friends before the first Games? What if Peeta was a hunter, too? And most of all, what if Katniss reciprocated Peeta's feelings? The Hunger Games with a twist.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
A Moment Can Change Everything by nonchalant confession reviews
What if Gale had volunteered for Peeta in the 74th Hunger Games? How would things be different? Would Gale and Katniss both make it out of the arena alive? Katniss/Gale/Peeta
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,523 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Playing Games by EllieTheAcorn reviews
What if Peeta and Katniss fell in love before the games? Would Peeta still act the same? Would Katniss? Dedicated to all the Peeta lovers out there! AU and rated M just to be safe
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Victors' Return by PeetaMellarkLove reviews
What happens to Katniss and Peeta upon return from the Games? Who will she choose? Peeta, the boy with the bread or Gale the mysterious character that we have yet to learn more about? Who's heart will she break? What problems will she face? First Fanfic!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,263 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009
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What If reviews
What if Peeta had not thrown the bread at Katniss but, walked over and gave it to her? What if Katniss gets the courage to talk to the boy with the bread, years before their games? What if the star-crossed lovers of district 12 really were in love?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,811 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The 100th Hunger Games: Stealing Fairy Tales reviews
It is the 100th Hunger Games and they are the biggest yet. The Capitol has stolen fairy Tale characteres and thrown them into life in Districts, only to prpare them for a fight to the death. Reviews will keep your favorite fairy Tale chracter alive. As they battle in the arena for a life they didn't want. May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor Once Upon A Time :
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Other tributes