Author has written 7 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Inheritance Cycle, and Doctor Who.
I'm aware of the stories I've written, posted, and never continued. I often wish to continue them, but realize that I lack all the ideas for writing and the general push I had in me. I suppose that they're all on standby, or hiatus, for the moment. I'll return, though. I swear it.
Hiya! I'm E J ect. Just call me E J, though. My favorite movie is Monty Python and the Holy Grail and my favorite song is The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You by My Chemical Romance, which happens to be my favorite band (for now).
My favorite fandoms are Doctor Who, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Kuroshitsugi, Avengers, Thor, Death Note, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, and Artemis Fowl.
Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts.
Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts.
Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me...
Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.
Somewhere, Grammar died. He was buried next to his loving wife, Punctuation. Their evil step-brother's sister's father's other child's grandfather's grandchild, Txtspeech, stood upon their graves and laughed victoriously. Then some heroic Beta shot him. Repeatedly.
Inside Fandom Jokes
If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile.
He was in the anime for less than two minutes, died horribly soon after, nobody knows much about him. Still had many, MANY fangirls. Matt, you troll.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (It is... I mean with like two of my best friends... but with people I'm not like close with...just no.)
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Dark green and silver GO SLYTHERIN!!!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick. (Lip gloss only)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner. (I don't know how to put on eyeliner)
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black (LOVE IT).
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
With great power comes...the great need to have a nap. Wake me up later.
- Nico di Angelo
I will be the mastermind behind the myriads of cowering adults!
-E J ect
Stocks aren't about predicting the success of a company; it's about predicting the actions of your fellow stock traders.
-E J ect
Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean that we all do.
- Hermione Granger
It's alright. I can see them too. You're just as sane as I am.
- Luna Lovegood
I mean if someone says 'I forbid it' then it's a good chance it's worth doing.
- Sadie Kane
Casualties many; Percentage of dead not known; Combat efficiency: we are winning!
- Colonel David M. Shoup, 1943
I've never been to this part of the castle. At least, not while awake. I sleep walk, you see, that's why I wear shoes to bed.
- Luna Lovegood
Mars pulled a scroll from his utility belt. "Anyone got a pen?" The legionaires stared at him. Mars sighed. 'Two hundred Romans, and NO ONE'S got a pen?"
Excerpt from The Son of Neptune
Everyone should have an evil secret plan.
Good idea. It's often infested with Nargles.
- Luna Lovegood
Fairytales don't tell children dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairytales tell children that dragons can be killed.
- Criminal Minds
So they've got us surrounded, good! Now we can fire in any direction, those bastards won't get away this time!
- Chesty Puller
Everybody dies but not everybody lives.
- Meek Mill in Moment 4 Life
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
- David Hackworth
Fear of the name only increases fear of the thing itself.
- Albus Percivel Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
Today, we were drawing food chains in biology class. I drew grass, then an arrow pointing to a unicorn, then another one to Voldemort. Genius? Yes.
- Artemis GoH
I was killing before killing was cool.
- My Chemical Romance
Sometimes it is entirely appropriate to kill a fly with a sledge-hammer!
- Major Holdredge
Today, I came home from work as usual. I have a small chalkboard in my kitchen, for reminders and such. I came in, and noticed something was different about it. Someone had erased my reminders and put "Hello. My name is Tom Riddle." I live alone, and I am now scared for my life.
- Artemis GoH
Eat my pants!
- Percy Jackson
Die, human! Die, silly polluting nasty person!
- Grover Underwood
Is that your girl-friend/boy-friend/gender-neutral chibi thing?
Go chase a donut!
- Percy Jackson
"You see, I am simply one hell of a butler."
- Sebastian Michealis
"Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?
Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about?
Rachel: Okay. Hey, everybody! These two aren't human! They're half Greek god!. . .They don't seem to care."
Excerpt from The Last Olympian
"If I win I'm a prodigy, if I lose I'm mad, that is the way history is written."
- Artemis Fowl II
Don't try to fix me; I'm not broken.
- Amy Lee
Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.
- Lev Grossman
Not Really Quotes
You know something sad? I probably know more about Harry Potter than American History.
The thirst for knowledge is dangerous when taken too far.
Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Every teen's fantasy: Camp Half-Blood during the summer, Hogwarts the rest of the year.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that.
It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.
I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?
Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire...Well...kinda...your house burned even faster.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Whose sick joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?
Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
People tell us that nobody is like us because we're all unique. They're wrong. If everyone ELSE is unique too, then no one is.
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!
Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Cheese. Milk's leap toward immortality.
A way to a boy's heart is through his stomach.
If you are what you eat, then cannibals are the only humans.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I'm the kind of person who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.
The man who says that he doesn't deserve you is the man who deserves you the most.
Look I don't have a short attention span i just...Oh Look A Kitty!
Don't fall for anyone unless they're willing to catch you...
Love your enemies. It pisses them off!
Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?
I'm not so good at advice; may I interest you in a sarcastic reply?
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.
If silence is golden, is talking silver?
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Please don't drop cigarette butts on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
When Life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.
Every boy thinks a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy... pfffttttt! Yeah right! Our dream is to eat without getting fat!
Boredom free time = longer profile (i.e. adding more random crap, like I'm doing right now)
Laughter is good for the soul...and for creeping people out. (Yes it is. Yes it is. Hah hah hah.)
There are 3 kinds of people, those who learn by reading, a few who learn from observation and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
One of the greatest pleasures in life is doing what people say you can't.
Him: What time should I ask to be home? Her: Never. Him: Deal. . . think Mom'll go for it? Her: If not, I'll kidnap you. Him: Its not kidnapping if I go willingly. Her: ...pretend to fight me then!
Boys are like Slinky's. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it.
A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME!!"
You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved; and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it.
You want me to act like we've never kissed, you want to forget; pretend we've never met and I've tried and I've tried but I haven't yet... you walk by, and I fall to pieces.
Beginnings are usually scary and endings are usually sad, but it's everything in between that makes it all worth living.
I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
Disturbing? Who am I disturbing? This is a coma ward! Don't you WANT them to wake up?
We have a communication problem and I don't wanna talk about it.
It's hard to pretend you love someone when you don't but its even harder to pretend you don't love someone when you really do.
I just want one guy to come up and say to me "Sorry my whole entire gender sucks." (That would be hilarious if someone did that!) It happened, although he didn't use those exact words.
Guys are like babies, you never really know exactly what they want, but we can make a pretty good guess.
NO he's not my boyfriend. But I love his hugs. His smile. His advice. His kindness. And the times we laugh together. I guess I fell in love with our friendship.
Don't run in the school hall...gliding is more fun!
I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
Here's to the guys that have us, the losers that lost us, & the lucky bastards that will meet us.
If nothing lasts forever, can I be your nothing?
People are like roses; you've got to watch out for all the pricks.
They call it puppy love? Why not kitty love?
Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Deja vu - when you've done something you think you've done before, and God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends to see.
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.
You have the right to swing first. However, if you choose to swing first, any move you make can and will be used as an excuse to beat the shit out of you. You have the right to have a doctor and a priest present. If you cannot afford a doctor or are not presently attending a church of your choice, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand what I just told you, asshole??
I Googled you today, and I'm disturbed with what I found.
There's two kinds of people in the world, those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth, and those who don't.We call the latter people dinner.
Careful or you'll end up in my novel.
They lied. Hard work hurt a lot of people.
Remember in third grade when the teachers said we need to learn cursive because we're going to use it for the rest of our lives? They lied.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!
If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?
When you're weird, you're normal. If you're normal, then you're weird.
Two things are infinite: the universe, and human stupidity . . . not so sure about the universe.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER!...unless you're an amnesiac.
Take candy, not drugs.
Elmo watches you from your closet.
Attempting to give a damn . . . . . Unable to give a damn. Stopping . . . . Process failed. Damn not given.
I hear your silence loud and clear.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
Smile - it makes people wonder what you're up to.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? Tomorrow.
People shouldn't take life so seriously. No one gets out alive.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
Never underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.
Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .
When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.
If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE
When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE
When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
Hello. Welcome to the State Mental Hospital Phone Line.
Please select from the following menu options:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menstruating, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down, and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".
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If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile.
If you ever wonder if your pets are Animagi (because after Scabbers you just don't know) post this on your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. If this is you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If this makes sense to you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.
If you have ever stayed up and read past two in the mornong, copy and paste.
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If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
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If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
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If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, copy this into your profile.
If with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this into your profile.
Insanity is defined as doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results. If you're insane, copy this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
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If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
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IF YOU HAVE EVER NOT READ A STORY BECAUSE IT HAD A BAD TITLE, BUT THEN WENT TO READ IT BECAUSE YOU WERE BORED, AND FOUND IT WAS AWSOME, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PAGE...
If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.
If you have run up and down an escalator, copy and paste this into your profile.
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FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you fear to some extent what would happen if your family members stumbled upon your fanfiction profile and then tried to talk to you about it, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I've blocked my mother.)
A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House for instance, is feminine: la Casa. Pencil, however, is masculine: el lapiz."
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador') because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but still can't think for themselves.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better one.
The women won (although in Spanish, it techically is La Computadora).
Bold what you have done
Graduated High School. (Haven't started yet.)
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Failed a class.
Been in a car accident. (My mom's been in three, though.)
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself (accident).
Ran a marathon.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Been sailing. (WE SAILORS JUST HAVE MORE EPIC AWESOMENESS THAN THE REST OF YOU PEOPLE!)
Cut yourself. (Kids, always believe your mom when she says it's very sharp.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Been to jail.
Skipped school. (I really didn't want to go on that field trip.)
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library (Oooops. Is it too late to go back to 500 miles? Never mind...).
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the Harry Potter movies.
Fired a gun.
Gambled in a casino.
And a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Voted for American/Australian Idol.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Wondered about your sexuality.
Used a coloring book over age 12. (FUN!)
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Overdosed. (On what? Does water count?)
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster.
Petted a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Gone surfing in California.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Taken pictures with a webcam.
Started a fire. (My backyard has a firepit and my brother can't be trusted with fire.)
Had a party while your parents weren’t home.
Gotten caught having a party while they were gone.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (I HATE HOMEWORK!)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser (The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys).
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE...So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (That's just stupid. How will we have children?)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (I talk to one of my friends over the internet.)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm friends with a Lesbian, so I MUST be one, too.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a Wicked Witch.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be unromantic and disgusting.
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart ass.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a METHODIST so I MUST be lazy not caring person.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something.
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I have ADHD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I HAVE SUICIDAL TENDANCIES, so I MUST be insane.
I am SHORT, so I MUST be young.
I am A BOOKWORM, so I MUST be a dreamer.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be insane.
I don't HANG OUT WITH YOUR CROWD, so I MUST be anti-social.
I don't WEAR WHAT SOCIETY ACCEPTS, so I MUST be rebellious.
I BURST OUT INTO SONG IN PUBLIC, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I am SMALL, so I MUST be weak.
I am KIND, so I MUST be a push-over.
I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing.
I SMILE, so I MUST not feel pain.
I LAUGH, so I MUST be happy.
I WON'T GO OUT WITH YOU, so I MUST be gay or a bitch. Or even both.
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else.
I'm TALL, so I must be good at basketball.
I'm A HOPELESS ROMANTIC, so I MUST have unrealistic ideals.
I'm a SAILOR, so I MUST curse a lot.
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
What's your element?
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a great swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
You have a free spirit. You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are independent.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
1. Put Your ipod/mp3 on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write down the name of the song no matter how silly it sounds!
1. If someone asks are you okay, you'd answer...
Leave Out All The Rest (Linkin Park)
2. How would you describe yourself?
Falling Down (The Birthday Massacre)
3. What do you like in a guy or girl?
Rainbow Veins (Owl City)
4. How do you feel today?
Going Under (Evanescence)
5. What is your life purpose?
Rumour Has It (Adele)
6. What’s your motto?
If You Could Stay (Indiana Evans)
7. What do your friends think of you?
Unnatural Selection (Muse)
8. What do you think of your parents?
Honestly (Hot Chelle Rae)
9. What do you think about often?
Left Behind (The Birthday Massacre)
10. What's 22?
11.What do you think of your best friend?
My Life Would Suck Without You (Kelly Clarkson)
12. What do you think of the person you like?
Looking Up (Paramore)
13. What’s your life story?
White Rabbit (Egypt Central)
14. What do you wanna be when you grow up?
The Fantasy (30 Seconds To Mars)
15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
New Perspective (Panic! At The Disco)
16. What will you dance to on your wedding?
The Dream Is Still Alive (Xandria)
17. What will you play at your funeral?
Secret Door (Evanescence)
18. What’s your hobby/interest?
Taking Over Me (Evanescence)
19. What’s your biggest fear?
20. What’s your biggest secret?
Wish You Were Here (Avril Lavigne)
21. What do you think of your friends think of you as?
Melusine (Leaves' Eyes)
Another one of them thingys.
Set your music to shuffle, and then the song is your answer. Skip for each question. NO cheating allowed ;P
What is your favorite song?
How could you describe your parents?
How could you describe your friends?
What is your best feature?
How am I feeling today?
Will I get far in life?
How do my friends see me?
Where will I get married?
What is my best friend's theme song?
What song will they play at my funeral?
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