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Joined 07-10-12, id: 4119287, Profile Updated: 07-05-16
Author has written 7 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Inheritance Cycle, and Doctor Who.

I'm aware of the stories I've written, posted, and never continued. I often wish to continue them, but realize that I lack all the ideas for writing and the general push I had in me.

I suppose that they're all on standby, or hiatus, for the moment. I'll return, though. I swear it.

UPDATE: I haven't uploaded shit and I know it. I'm going to be honest.

The past year and before have given me new stresses and experiences, and I have had barely a lick of inspiration or urge to write fanfiction. I can't believe that the prime time of my fanfiction writing was in darn 7th and 8th grade.

However, the past few weeks, and by some extension, months, I've been reading a ton more fanfiction. I still don't have much push to write, but I've been doing more thinking and reflecting over stories.

I am officially putting my stories on indefinite standby, but I really hope to rewrite and continue the first chapter of The Help in the future. I'll have to reread the Inheritance Cycle and Heroes of Olympus first, and I'll be busy applying to college and taking a ton of advanced level courses in the coming school year, but fanfiction will be in my mind.

I'm thinking about reposting my stories to Ao3? Maybe that'll be my first toe-dip back into the world of fanfiction.

Thanks everyone.


Hiya! I'm E J ect. Just call me E J, though. My favorite song is Demolition Lovers by My Chemical Romance, my favorite band.

My Tumblr is breadisnotboring.

My favorite fandoms are Doctor Who, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Kuroshitsugi, Avengers, Thor, Death Note, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, and Artemis Fowl.


Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.

- Lev Grossman

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Weapons of Dark and Light by Noyoki reviews
Stripped of his humanity, Logan became Weapon X. When the doctors were through; he was little more than a remote controlled beast guided by base instinct. In contrast, Harry became Weapon IX and was stripped of his human trappings. Care, love, and compassion were torn from him, creating a superb machine who kills without remorse. Is that all they will ever be? *Slash*
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 354,004 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine
The Archangel, The Witch and The Warehouse by Marion Hood reviews
Every story has one moment where it could all go wrong. And sometimes it does. And sometimes it takes a highly unwilling Archangel and a madwoman in a warehouse to set things right again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,094 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Hermione G., Gabriel
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 6,326 - Follows: 2,028 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Sequence by artemisgirl reviews
A misspoken mistake transports Hermione through time, binding her to the Malfoy family, causing her to come whenever they call. Warnings: violence, limes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,853 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 156 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M., Abraxas M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Zombie by alexanderwales reviews
Recursive fanfic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky. Fits in around chapter 94, and contains major spoilers. Harry Potter starts to come around to the idea that souls might exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 106 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
You Watch Me Prowl In The Darkness by BringOnTheWonder1997 reviews
Howard has done more to Tony than anyone knows, except Tony himself. He's tampered with Tony's genes, right down to what makes him human. Until he isn't anymore.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,129 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Daystar's Remix of Rationality by DaystarEld reviews
Fan edit of the first few chapters of LessWrong's HPMOR to smooth out tone/characterization, and make it more accessible to those not familiar with Harry Potter canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,554 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013
The Memory by Cabba reviews
Now that Harry knows who he is, does it matter who he was? Everyone holds darkness in them. But Harry fear keeps his in. Or does it? The past isn't pleasant for him and neither is it for Hogwarts. Something lurks behind its walls and there's a diary thrown into the mix. It's never normal for Harry Potter. (Sequel to The Cursed! Slight AU.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,042 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Cursed by Cabba reviews
Three years of solitude has not been kind on Harry. But a letter changes everything. It seems that Harry wasn't destined to be a loner. With a whole new world that he's a part of he finds things that he never thought he would. But Harry's luck never leaves him when he realises that all that shines is pretty much cursed... (Sequel to Her Choices!) Canonships! Slight AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,848 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Dear Voldemort by aBoyWillDo reviews
Letters and prayers to Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
Professor Jackson by totallyawesome1398 reviews
Who is this strange new DADA teacher, and why is he so young? is a question posed by the Golden Trio when a powerful new teacher come to Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,708 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Ron W., Percy J.
BAM! by Analya-Goddess of emotions reviews
This is the story of how Voldemort really lost his nose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Prince of Death by The Potters of the Future reviews
Harry father isn't James. Well then who is it? How will Hogwarts react to Hades' son? Nice! Petunia.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,608 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
Blibbering by Lionna reviews
A different girl accompanies the vampire into the clearing, and gives her thoughts on what he is.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Luna L., Edward - Complete
The Wayward Brother by Hesperides reviews
Poseidon had another child, a young boy by the name of Tom Marvolo Riddle. Eighty years later, Percy meets his half-brother Lord Voldemort and is introduced to a new and frightening world. Blood is thicker than water...or is it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,927 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
Dark Angelo by Mai Ascot reviews
Hades had the brilliant idea to send Nico on a Guardian Angel Mission to someone who cannot be saved, and doesn't want to be. When Tom Riddle is eleven years old, he gets two visitors in one day. And one just keeps on visiting. Time skips, Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Voldemort, Nico A. - Complete
Commoner Contacts by raks0 reviews
You shouldn't get Haruhi angry because Harry doesn't know the meaning of self control- mild swearing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 171 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Tell me a Story by Paintmesilver reviews
The truth behind the Harry Potter and Twilight stories. Just a little thing that wouldn't leave me alone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Hermione G., Bella - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 3,342 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Zeus's Anger by pjoftw111 reviews
Zeus's is getting angry about something that was said in the book. What was it and is everyone going to be okay after? ONE-SHOT
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
My Immortal: The Return by SpecialDreamin reviews
I have decided to share with the Worst Fanfiction Ever, chapter by chapter. I'm pretty sure others have done this but I'm doing it now to see what people think and as a guide how NOT to write an OC. Introduction included. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 26,072 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Lovely Dare by lindsay1220 reviews
Truth-or-dare one-shot. Hermione gets dared to write a love-letter to Malfoy with unexpected results
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Understanding by Zurla Adams reviews
Ugh, title sucks. Anyways, Hikaru runs off in a unexpected fury, only to find himself in front of the clock tower... Made out of a sudden idea. Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Luna L., Hikaru H. - Complete
Palindrome by Translucent Darkness reviews
Oneshot. Interpol wants to use the Mirror of Erised, and Professor Dumbledore wants to find out why. 'It's just a normal mirror.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Albus D., L - Complete
Detentions With Umbridge by barmy-ol-badger reviews
A short peice about Harry being influenced by the Marauders while in detention with Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/26/2007
They All Go Crazy by Asmodeus1389 reviews
All are in agreement: All convicts of Azkaban go crazy in the end. But what if the person entered the prison fortress crazy? What if that person was Sirius Black?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Sirius B., Sirius B. - Complete
The Doom of Dolores Umbridge by Natsudori Lina reviews
When the Daily Prophet leaks that Umbridge hasn't quite gotten the punishment she deserves, McGonagall and Trelawney take matters into their own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Complete
Voldy's Boss? by blueinkpen reviews
Maybe Voldemort isn't the head of the operation...[One Shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
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He Who Flees Proves Himself Guilty reviews
He ran into his TARDIS, because all he could do was run. To watch them burn was too much.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
What No One Else Knows reviews
Some thoughts of the host club that no one, not even each other, will ever reach or suspect. On INDEFINITE STANDBY because I don't want to promise what I might not give. Someday-a-chapter?: Secret Agent Kyoya - Details to be announced.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,120 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Complete
The Help reviews
The laughing dead have struck. When it seems to some of the gods that the Varden have no more hope, Leo is the only one the gods have determined as having too much much free time. ON INDEFINITE STANDBY: will reread books, write extensive outline, and rewrite intro over the coming year. Keep your alerts, reviews, and suggestions coming, folks. We're gonna make a masterpiece.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Leo V.
That Was Easy reviews
Leo was tired of quests. He was tired of giants. All he wanted was to be with Hazel, but Frank was in the way. Perhaps Leo's way isn't as hard as he thought it would be?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2012 - [Leo V., Hazel L.] - Complete
Supermassive Black Hole reviews
Hephaestus reflects on the time he caught Ares and Aphrodite, his wife, together in a golden net.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Hephaestus, Aphrodite - Complete
Die, Cheese! reviews
Someone has insulted the gods by claiming immortality. It's up to the son of Hades, Nico di Angelo, to stop this being.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hades, Nico A. - Complete
Join the Dark Side reviews
"Join the dark side. We have cookies," said Kyoya
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Complete