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I'm male and thats all I'm telling you
I like a number of animes, movies, and games. I like to quote funny things often to the great annoyance of other people( who needs rude unknowing monkeys with labtop-chan by my side)
Favorite Digimon Character: Izzy and Taichi( Knowledge and Courage and Tentomon DUH)
Favorite KHR character: Tsuna Fon Verde Mukuro (my favorite flames are Mist(who doesnt like illusions) Rain ( swords are the best) Sun (Healing) Lightning (verde of course is the reason) Cloud ( I'll Bite you to Death XD) Sky ( I feel like it's a excuse for superpowering Tsuna) Storm ( I dont like anything mindless loyalty or otherwise)
Favorite Harry potter branch of magic: Charms and Transfiguration I wanna be an Animagus but id probaby end up a grade Magikarp animal(Grade Magikarp= diamond in the rough).
Favorite Yugioh Monster: Dark Magician (I always wanted the anime version where he's coming out of the magic circle with a hand on his hat)
My most evil Desire: Bloodbending ( who wouldnt want to use waterbending like that its just this incredibley evil inventive use of hydrokinesis(waterbending in scientific terms)
My worst trait: lazy so if a story isnt being updated Drop a PM on my head and kick me into gear okay
My favorite godly Parent: Hecate goddess of magic, the new moon phase and of crossroads( Magic is my favorite thing ever)
Favorite Pokémon type order: Psychic( alakazam makes me sad), Ghost ( not going to even start on how disturbing this type is), Bug (not a lot of disturbing things I can think of) Fire( I always pick this starter), Grass( chikorita), Water( dont like them very much), Ice(Frolass is freaky), Dark(umbreon is cute), Rock( not the friendliest looking), Steel(same as rock nice defense though especially bronzor and bronzong with heatproof) , Dragon( I hate the lance fight maybe because when I fought Cynthia I had a lvl 90 something starter because of all the levels i got training for crasher wake), Poison(my favorite status is badly poisoned), Fighting ( punchy time XD), Flying ( birrds maaaann (this is flying trainer accent in my opinion XD)I don't hate hippies I just think of Swampy), ground ( Not the greatest in my opinion but they have some neat legendarys) , electric ( everyone adores Pikachu except me XD) and finally my least favorite Normal( bah normal is overated any way plus those creepy jigglypuff pictures)
Funniest Unintentional fandom reference: in this Dating sim festival days there's a waiter who looks like a cool Tsuna with glasses I saw him and thought Hahahahahahahahahaha
I've done some research and found that Kratos was an actual minor god who embodied strength
Things to do in a shop when you are bored.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
Things To Ponder:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?
Some favorite (and completely weirdo) sayings:
I write for the same reason that I breath. . . because if I didn't then I would die
I had a thought but it got lonely and went away.
Money talks and mine says "Good-bye."
Went into the grinder and came out as hair
Touch it and see if it's hot (you just had to be there for that one)
It's okay to talk to yourself, it's okay to ask yourself questions, it's even okay to answer those questions. Just don't ever ask yourself a question and then go "huh?"
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Don't spend money you don't have cause at some point they're going to want it and you're still not going to have it.
A friend will bail you out of jail at two o'clock in the morning but a true friend will be sitting in the cell beside you saying "Damn that was fun!"
A friend will help you move but a true friend will help you move a body
Due to the worsening of the economy the light at the end of the tunnel has been temporarily turned off.
I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
My train of thought got derailed.
If someone gave you half a brain, you'd still only have half a brain.
All things in the world are mind over matter; if you don't mind then it doesn't matter.
Most people have a filter between their brain and their mouth that tells them when they shouldn't say something. Me, not so much
Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip again.
I tried to keep an open mind but my brains kept falling out
The more things change, the more things remain. . . insane.
You have hate mail. . . you have more hate mail. . . your hate mailbox is full. (occassionably Disney comes up with some real winners.)
Knowledge is power. . . power corrupts. . . study hard. . . BE EVIL!
Your talking is getting in the way of my telling you to shut up.
I'm in hillbilly hell! My IQ is dropping by the second! I'm becoming one of them!
Why is the rum gone?!
Always glad to inadvertantly inspire genius.
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
QUOTES TO LIVE BY
1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler
Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head
19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Guns don't kill people. I do.
My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.
39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!
48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.
59.) A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!
60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
64.) I do what cheerios tell me.
65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!
67.) I'm knocking on heaven's door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...
70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.
(if you want a challenge of yours put out there Pm me with details and I'll put up in this segment with your pen name
Category/ies: Dinosaur King
Summary: what if the D-team was twice as big aka what if there was 3 more "brats"
Title: Childe of Zendikar
Category/ies: Harry Potter/ Magic the Gathering/ Hetalia(maybe)
Summary: Harry Potter is an avatar of Zendikar so when he shows up for 1st year A large number of elementals and other Zendikar denizens show up to keep an eye on him
Will go through each year
!!!!!!!! Warnings !!!!!!!! OOC, OC and possible slash(aka astronomically low chances... or until my muse or some yaoi fans beat down(Legilmance) the Edoor to my mind or Imperious me into this)
Hetalia will most likely crop up as other planes being personalized maybe even other children of Zendikar?
Title:Athanes and Acropoli
Category/ies: Harry Potter/ Percy Jackson and the Olympians/ Kane Chronicles(maybe)
Summary: we've seen Harry as a son of Poseidon, Zeus, Hades, Even Aphrodite or Hera but what if he was a child of a minor god?
when this story is ready for writing you will vote on his parent who MUST NOT be an Olympian any minor god or goddess is fine though (except Janus and Terminus because I don't see how I could design a two faced/marble bust harry without copping out or him going to Hogwarts(if Khione is selected I'm going to attempt to explore where she stood in the 2nd Titanomachy (AKA the events of the last Olympian) So it could become even more Au with a third faction representing the earliest servents of Gaea. or Harry could become an Egyptian godling if Kane chronicles gets in there
Warnings: possible slash, Au, Oc Cameo at the least and possible gore if I decide to gratify the Last Olympian
Title: Harry potter and The Pocket Monsters
Category/ies: Harry Potter/Pokémon
Summary: Due to the lack of properly completed stories in this fandom I will take it upon myself to make one Harry travels the regions of Pokémon that is all
Warnings: possible slash, Sirusly BAAAD puns and anything else that pops up/in my labyrinthine mind
Title:What they didn't know
Category/ies: Katekyo Hitman REBORN!
Summary: what Fran (or Bel) is really Tsuna? What Madness is this! Madness? This is... VARIA!!!!!!!
Wild Data Child: Inspired by Adventure 01 Remake by My Daydream World(a world where I was Planeswalker of anime my daydream that is) Status:Painfully on hold XX )
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