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Joined 07-10-12, id: 4119824, Profile Updated: 08-04-13

Hello! I am a fan of Harry Potter and other fandoms, but mostly Harry Potter. I am currently fixated on Mystery Room fanfics in the Professor Layton fandom.

Favorite color: It's a sort of crimson ruby red color. It's a deep red with the slightest tinge of purple.

Favorite book: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! That question amuses me.

Favorite movie: BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN!!! But only Nolanverse. I like The Dark Knight the most of the trilogy. I might be obsessed with the Batman fandom, if it weren't that everything that needed to be done was already done. I can't think of a single thing I'd change with those three movies.


HARRY POTTER

I ship Dramione or Tomione. Depends on my mood. Tomione fics are my guilty pleasure, but sometimes all that Time Turner time traveling voodoo gets a bit old, so I go back to Dramione fics. On occasion, I like to look up Rose/Scorpius fics when I can't find anything else.


LAYTON BROTHERS MYSTERY ROOM

For those who know what I'm talking about when I say Mystery Room, I'm having a hard time choosing which couple to ship. Alfendi/Lucy or Alfendi/Hilda? Most of you would say the choice is obvious, and that's how I was at the beginning, but now I'm changing my mind. I think pre-Forbodium Alfendi would be better paired with Hilda than Lucy, because of their personalities. Hilda can better handle pre-Forbodium Al than Lucy can, as you can tell by their past arguments. Hilda can hold her own, while Lucy is afraid of Al's "Potty" side.

Meanwhile, Al's Placid side is much better paired with Lucy. I just can't see Placid Al with Hilda. It just doesn't work.

You might say that he's changed, so it doesn't even matter. But remember how Lucy was talking about discovering if it really was Justin who brainwashed Alfendi? What if they discover a way to change him back?

Both Lucy and Hilda have their vices. Lucy can't handle Al's Potty side, also his true side. But Hilda dumped and abandoned Al after Forbodium.

ARRGGHHHH!!!!!! I can't make up my mind!!!!!


As of Jan 3rd, 2013, I am proud to call myself banned on the Eliminator forum. If they can't take my advice, I might as well leave them be. Wisdom can only be acquired through word of mouth or experience. Experience is the harder road to wisdom, but they have chosen it. That won't stop me from trying to save them and their victims, though. The less victims, the better.

Why am I strongly against what they and other like-minded groups? What they do is discrimination, the act of unjust and prejudiced treatment targeted at a specific group of people. They are prejudiced against writers outside of the guidelines. They track down those authors, and tear down their work by reporting to the admins. The writers never did anything to them, therefore is what I call prejudice and discrimination. Eliminator is one of the few groups I know that further insult, degrade, humiliate, and abuse the writers' right to freedom of speech on Eliminator's forum. I have had them delete my responses and ban me to alter their image. That shows the Eliminators are afraid of what I and others have to say to them.

They are afraid.


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Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 34,755 - Reviews: 2961 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
With Every Beat by halfdemonfan reviews
Pain can come in various forms. Sakura had suffered all of them; but with the war raging on she found the torture would continue. Canon/ Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 201,137 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Minute Details by G-4rce reviews
She was drawn to him, like a moth to a flame. He finally understands that it was never just blind faith. Rated T for some violent "Potty Prof" thoughts. Some spoilers for Case 9.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Alfendi L., Lucy B.
Mystery Room Couple? by laytonisawesome reviews
Every one that enters the Mystery Room believes that Lucy and Alfendi would make a cute couple. Except Lucy and Alfendi. Will someone push them in the right direction and open their eyes to the love they are overlooking?
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,693 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Alfendi L., Lucy B. - Complete
Bad Romance by uchiha.s reviews
She loved him first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 204,840 - Reviews: 2595 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Inspector Layton and the Magnificent Assistant by WeatherSystems reviews
Alfendi does not return Lucy's feelings. He wants Hilda back. Will things change when he realises how much Lucy cares about him? Rated T for alcohol use/abuse.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,120 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Alfendi L., Lucy B. - Complete
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2628 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Carpe Diem by Bertie Bott reviews
The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,855 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2006 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
Princess by Lady Icicle reviews
Sakura was Team Seven's princess. Most days, she even enjoyed it. But this was just becoming a little bit too much. Action must be taken. Team Seven X Sakura, some Others X Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,575 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 3,038 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
How Uchiha Sasuke Romanced Haruno Sakura by Nakoujou reviews
"Otousan? Romantic? PFFFF," Sousuke spat in disbelief. "You're as romantic as a hippo," added Kimiko dryly. "So Otouchan is a hippo?" Kenji quipped. Uchiha Sasuke smirked. It was about time his kids learned how he romanced their mother, Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,734 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Pursuit by Stone Moss reviews
"This is just a never-ending pursuit. They capture us and we escape, then it happens all over again. We have to win this. It's either us or them." Action/Adventure/Drama/Romance
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,997 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Amy C.
Where's mine professor! by JustaBitBored reviews
Hermione has a rant to her professor about something that's been troubling her for a while. Bad a summarys, give it a read, just a bit of fun :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Folklore by BlushingLotus reviews
After hearing an alluring piece of Folklore, Sakura becomes devoted to proving herself equal to the man she desires most. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,135 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 4,067 - Follows: 3,100 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
A Highly Contested Topic by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. He's not lonely, he says, Because he has her. In which Sakura desperately tries to form a bond, and Sasuke grows more and more attached by the day. He won't admit it, but the truth doesn't lie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,021 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Best Way to Go by lord of the land of fire reviews
At the very end Naruto is able to give Sasuke one final gift.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Color of my Nails by Kazerith reviews
Painting her nails a new color each day was a habit that she picked up from Ino. Yet, Sakura didn't realize that each color she picked tended to be based off of her mood for that day... Now if only the males of team seven could put two and two together...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,669 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
and all of its discontents by arabesque05 reviews
A sasusaku: some things are not about happiness. On marriage, and lies, and coming home for warm soup. And he tells her, "You can stay."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Waking to You by Surmise reviews
Naruto loses control.With no options left,Tsunade orders Sakura to help recede the Kyuubi. The effect leaves her comatose for a year. When she awakes she must deal with the changes that have occurred – starting with the return of a specific Uchiha.SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,785 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Road To Recovery by Twigs-N-Leaves reviews
SasuSaku eventually - 12 Fail-safe ways to Forget about a Certain Stubborn, Black-Haired, Hormone-less Sharingan wielding Jerk And Get on With your Life because It Is Too Short To Spend All Your Precious Time Chasing After Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,458 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Everything Is Alright by Neon Genesis reviews
When Sasuke returned to Konoha, it took him a while to understand his feelings for one Haruno Sakura: he wanted a mother. But what he found was so much more. SasuSaku. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
raindrops falling up by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. “It can’t be anyone but Sakura.” “Why?” “Because she’s the only one stupid enough to love me despite everything.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Things I Do For Love by N-AngelFire reviews
sequel to Wait I'm Marrying Who? They're married, they have kids, everything should be easier now right? Unfortunately, Sasuke doesn't realize how difficult having children really is. Good thing he has Sakura and his friends to help him out. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,742 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fake Flowers by Ariana Deralte reviews
There are some missions no ninja ever wishes to admit to having participated in. This was Kakashi's.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
For one more day by iMissa reviews
What if you had another chance at life? If you could go back and erase every mistake, every blemish from your past life? Would you do it, despite the consequences? Uchiha Sasuke is about to find out. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,642 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Will to Be Strong: Legends in The Making by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
Team 7, legends in the making. Their lives will weave an epic once more. Part Five: The Jounin Exams are under way, and in the midst of the chaos Kakashi's team will be thrust into once more. [SasuSaku, NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 220,430 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Play with Me by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto has asked his girlfriend over to play. But as Hinata arrives she wonders just what sort of game he has in mind. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Ultimate ANBU Test by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Last Christmas by Rika24 reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Team 7 is tired of waiting for Kakashi so they go looking for him. They soon find out the truth about their sensei's lateness as well as his hidden pain. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,529 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
frozen watermelons by arabesque05 reviews
In which Sakura wants to be most precious in someone's heart, and Sasuke tries to oblige. Not all love stories are romances because some are better. [sasusaku] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
like a heart that stumbles onto knowledge by arabesque05 reviews
Facts of Life: Girls crushed on boys, girls were rejected by boys, girls developed fantastic vengeance issues and sometimes became sufficiently embittered to join a nunnery. Of course, Facts never really apply to Life. Or Haruno Sakura. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Life and Times of Mama Uchiha by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
One fine summer day, Uchiha Mikoto realized her youngest son was gay and went out to buy him a dress in celebration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
stargazing, hernias, and other voyeuristic things by arabesque05 reviews
The Hyuuga heir and the Uchiha heir and Sai No Last Name all go out for ramen Thursday nights, where they talk of many interesting things. Like Kakashi and Jiraiya approved subjects. Not all of which are conducive to sanity. [crack!fic of Team 7 love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Sai, Kakashi H. - Complete
Devotion by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
No one ever expected their story to be perfect, because they were Sasuke and Sakura, and things could never be easy for them. But still Sakura hoped, Naruto lied, and Sasuke was sorry. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Strawberry Tarts by Kara Ashford reviews
That damn smirk crossed his face again, “I win.” Something similar to ‘not on your life’ crossed Sakura’s mind before she definitely shoved the entire tart into her mouth.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 198 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Amity by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
A prankster, a brainiac, and an avenger. They don't make sense, but they don't have to. [Team Seven Friendship][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Words of Advice by Wicked Enough reviews
/OneShot/SasuSaku/ When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: do not have sex with the authorities.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Scribbles by white epitome reviews
Sakura accidentally throws a crumpled sheet of paper at Sasuke's direction and all her hidden desires... er, deep feelings are exposed. Erasers, anyone? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.