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Hello! I am a fan of Harry Potter and other fandoms, but mostly Harry Potter. I am currently fixated on Mystery Room fanfics in the Professor Layton fandom.

Favorite color: It's a sort of crimson ruby red color. It's a deep red with the slightest tinge of purple.

Favorite book: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! That question amuses me.

Favorite movie: BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN!!! But only Nolanverse. I like The Dark Knight the most of the trilogy. I might be obsessed with the Batman fandom, if it weren't that everything that needed to be done was already done. I can't think of a single thing I'd change with those three movies.


HARRY POTTER

I ship Dramione or Tomione. Depends on my mood. Tomione fics are my guilty pleasure, but sometimes all that Time Turner time traveling voodoo gets a bit old, so I go back to Dramione fics. On occasion, I like to look up Rose/Scorpius fics when I can't find anything else.


LAYTON BROTHERS MYSTERY ROOM

For those who know what I'm talking about when I say Mystery Room, I'm having a hard time choosing which couple to ship. Alfendi/Lucy or Alfendi/Hilda? Most of you would say the choice is obvious, and that's how I was at the beginning, but now I'm changing my mind. I think pre-Forbodium Alfendi would be better paired with Hilda than Lucy, because of their personalities. Hilda can better handle pre-Forbodium Al than Lucy can, as you can tell by their past arguments. Hilda can hold her own, while Lucy is afraid of Al's "Potty" side.

Meanwhile, Al's Placid side is much better paired with Lucy. I just can't see Placid Al with Hilda. It just doesn't work.

You might say that he's changed, so it doesn't even matter. But remember how Lucy was talking about discovering if it really was Justin who brainwashed Alfendi? What if they discover a way to change him back?

Both Lucy and Hilda have their vices. Lucy can't handle Al's Potty side, also his true side. But Hilda dumped and abandoned Al after Forbodium.

ARRGGHHHH!!!!!! I can't make up my mind!!!!!


As of Jan 3rd, 2013, I am proud to call myself banned on the Eliminator forum. If they can't take my advice, I might as well leave them be. Wisdom can only be acquired through word of mouth or experience. Experience is the harder road to wisdom, but they have chosen it. That won't stop me from trying to save them and their victims, though. The less victims, the better.

Why am I strongly against what they and other like-minded groups? What they do is discrimination, the act of unjust and prejudiced treatment targeted at a specific group of people. They are prejudiced against writers outside of the guidelines. They track down those authors, and tear down their work by reporting to the admins. The writers never did anything to them, therefore is what I call prejudice and discrimination. Eliminator is one of the few groups I know that further insult, degrade, humiliate, and abuse the writers' right to freedom of speech on Eliminator's forum. I have had them delete my responses and ban me to alter their image. That shows the Eliminators are afraid of what I and others have to say to them.

They are afraid.


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Quietus by Seraphina Scribes reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku/AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 1,545,203 - Reviews: 16259 - Favs: 5,509 - Follows: 5,167 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Valley of the End by SouthSideStory reviews
There is a place where two legends once fought, a valley that saw their lifeblood spilled. And in Konoha there is a monument, a stone face shaped out of the golden bluff, which honors the champion—the Second Hokage: Uchiha Madara. AU in which the Uchiha rule Konoha. SasuSaku. NaruHina. (AT THE END OF ALL THINGS Series.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,069 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 4/17/2021 - Published: 1/31/2015 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,218 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 6,496 - Follows: 6,185 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
With Every Beat by halfdemonfan reviews
Pain can come in various forms. Sakura had suffered all of them; but with the war raging on she found the torture would continue. Canon/ Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 215,706 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3614 - Favs: 3,685 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,713 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 8,219 - Follows: 5,795 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Loveliness Itself by cazlove reviews
In which world-famous actor Kylo Ren refuses to see any potential in up-and-coming actress Rey until they finally act alongside one another, and then she's brilliant, so brilliant that his entire philosophy on the crippling emotion of love is altered. None of that seems to matter, though, because Rey absolutely despises him.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,147 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/19/2016 - [Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Rey] Captain Phasma, Luke S. - Complete
Denial by cazlove reviews
Rey is not dating Kylo Ren. Dating a recently "reformed," patricidal, emotionally unstable former Sith man-baby she barely knows would be a terrible idea. And the regular scorching-hot panty-melting humpathons do not count as dating, no matter what Poe and Finn might say, and no matter how much she looks forward to seeing Ren's stupid face every day for training.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/12/2016 - [Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Rey] Leia O., Finn - Complete
A Matter of Personal Care by cazlove reviews
Rey finds herself staring into Kylo Ren's bathroom, which should not possibly look as girly and full of expensive hair products as it does.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/9/2016 - [Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo] - Complete
Let's Get These Teen Hearts Beating by machinewithoutfeelings reviews
The guy who works in Hot Topic is a total jerk. Really, the worst part of Rey's day. [Mall Employee AU]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/4/2016 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
The Middle Ground: A Dream Is A Wish by Sarcasmismydefaultmode reviews
Rey has found the legendary Jedi Master and hero of the Rebel Alliance, Luke Skywalker. But as the young Jedi begins her training, her bond with Kylo Ren is undiminished. As she learns the ways of the Force, Rey begins to suspect deeper truths than either the Sith or the Jedi admit, while Kylo Ren attempts to sway her to his side. Seriously AU as of TLJ.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,986 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 202 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Rey] Luke S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
loathe by Ramblesx reviews
"Rey pretends she sees caramel eyes flecked with gold rather than obsidian eyes matched with a confrontational smirk."
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Millionaire Extraordinaire by RobinSparkelz reviews
"Why me?" You have pink hair, and an annoyingly happy ringtone, when you obviously not happy. You also shoved cake into my mouth the first time we met and didn't fawn over me. "Oh but I did, mentally." Three-Shot. A Sasuke&Sakura story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,890 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tsubasa by Ailu Chan reviews
"If I didn't know you, I'd think you're flirting with me." "You don't know me," he said. "...exactly." In a world where she is innocent, kind and lonely, and he is ruthless, merciless and a shinobi, they met. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,360 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Something in Common by Mrs Scorpius Malfoy reviews
Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha have nothing in common except for a daughter named Sarada.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,373 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 324 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sarada U. - Complete
The Finding of Shiny Things by Sunflowers In Moscow reviews
Uzumaki Himawari loved her mother's garden, where she could dig and find treasure. One day, she accidentally stands on a peculiar three-pronged kunai buried in the earth, and as a result meets someone very special who asks her to pass on a message to his son. / "I'm... so glad I got to meet you, Himawari-chan."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 180 - Published: 1/3/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Minato N., Himawari U. - Complete
The Recessive Gene by the point reviews
For Hinata and Naruto, it doesn't matter if Boruto and Himawari have blue eyes. For the Hyuga, it is another matter altogether. NaruHina one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 159 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
A Dangerous Game by dancer-me reviews
Sakura is living a normal life as Konoha's top surgeon when Sasuke shows up in her ER under a different name. Suddenly her life is turned upside down as she gets caught up in a clandestine mission that's far bigger than anyone involved had imagined. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,174 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 6/25/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U.
Somewhere Only We Know by Joy-girl reviews
A boy and girl that share the hidden place - their place. A tree watches as the two children go through moments that define their life - past, present, and future. As the future comes, memories are relived as the past begins to repeat itself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,578 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Minute Details by G-4rce reviews
She was drawn to him, like a moth to a flame. He finally understands that it was never just blind faith. Rated T for some violent "Potty Prof" thoughts. Some spoilers for Case 9.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Alfendi L., Lucy B.
Forget Me Not by Joy-girl reviews
Sometimes it's easy to forget how important someone is when the person is always in the background – but Sakura's boys still remember. Glimpses of her importance from each member of her team. /Team 7/ /Hints of SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,366 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sai, Team Seven - Complete
Mystery Room Couple? by laytonisawesome reviews
Every one that enters the Mystery Room believes that Lucy and Alfendi would make a cute couple. Except Lucy and Alfendi. Will someone push them in the right direction and open their eyes to the love they are overlooking?
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,693 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Alfendi L., Lucy B. - Complete
Inspector Layton and the Magnificent Assistant by frigidfendi reviews
Alfendi does not return Lucy's feelings. He wants Hilda back. Will things change when he realises how much Lucy cares about him? Rated T for alcohol use/abuse. Also a suicide attempt in Chapter 6. Mystery Room spoilers.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,120 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Alfendi L., Lucy B.] - Complete
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2840 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Carpe Diem by Bertie Bott reviews
The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,855 - Reviews: 2513 - Favs: 3,364 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2006 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 3,269 - Follows: 3,016 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
Princess by Lady Icicle reviews
Sakura was Team Seven's princess. Most days, she even enjoyed it. But this was just becoming a little bit too much. Action must be taken. Team Seven X Sakura, some Others X Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 181 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
How Uchiha Sasuke Romanced Haruno Sakura by Nak743 reviews
"Otousan? Romantic? PFFFF," Sousuke spat in disbelief. "You're as romantic as a hippo," added Kimiko dryly. "So Otouchan is a hippo?" Kenji quipped. Uchiha Sasuke smirked. It was about time his kids learned how he romanced their mother, Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,734 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Pursuit by Stone Moss reviews
"This is just a never-ending pursuit. They capture us and we escape, then it happens all over again. We have to win this. It's either us or them." Action/Adventure/Drama/Romance
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,997 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Amy C.
Folklore by BlushingLotus reviews
After hearing an alluring piece of Folklore, Sakura becomes devoted to proving herself equal to the man she desires most. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,135 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4992 - Favs: 6,347 - Follows: 4,557 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
When Worst Nightmares Are Realized by SweetUnknown reviews
After an accident gives Usui amnesia, his family lures him back into the fold under the guise of loving concern. The only one who can help him is Misaki, but that's easier said than done when he doesn't remember her, or that he even needs help.
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,487 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
A Highly Contested Topic by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. He's not lonely, he says, Because he has her. In which Sakura desperately tries to form a bond, and Sasuke grows more and more attached by the day. He won't admit it, but the truth doesn't lie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,021 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Best Way to Go by lord of the land of fire reviews
At the very end Naruto is able to give Sasuke one final gift.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 121 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Color of my Nails by Kazerith reviews
Painting her nails a new color each day was a habit that she picked up from Ino. Yet, Sakura didn't realize that each color she picked tended to be based off of her mood for that day... Now if only the males of team seven could put two and two together...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,669 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
and all of its discontents by arabesque05 reviews
A sasusaku: some things are not about happiness. On marriage, and lies, and coming home for warm soup. And he tells her, "You can stay."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Waking to You by Surmise reviews
Naruto loses control.With no options left,Tsunade orders Sakura to help recede the Kyuubi. The effect leaves her comatose for a year. When she awakes she must deal with the changes that have occurred – starting with the return of a specific Uchiha.SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,785 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Road To Recovery by Twigs-N-Leaves reviews
SasuSaku eventually - 12 Fail-safe ways to Forget about a Certain Stubborn, Black-Haired, Hormone-less Sharingan wielding Jerk And Get on With your Life because It Is Too Short To Spend All Your Precious Time Chasing After Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,458 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
raindrops falling up by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. “It can’t be anyone but Sakura.” “Why?” “Because she’s the only one stupid enough to love me despite everything.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Things I Do For Love by N-AngelFire reviews
sequel to Wait I'm Marrying Who? They're married, they have kids, everything should be easier now right? Unfortunately, Sasuke doesn't realize how difficult having children really is. Good thing he has Sakura and his friends to help him out. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,742 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fake Flowers by Ariana Deralte reviews
There are some missions no ninja ever wishes to admit to having participated in. This was Kakashi's.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
For one more day by iMissa reviews
What if you had another chance at life? If you could go back and erase every mistake, every blemish from your past life? Would you do it, despite the consequences? Uchiha Sasuke is about to find out. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,642 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
La Belle et la Bête by vanderspektacular reviews
They've got nothing in common: he's a pampered prince and she's a kitchen maid with a past. Will they ultimately find love in each other? A less literal twist on Beauty and the Beast, please R&R!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,743 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
The Will to Be Strong: Legends in The Making by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
Team 7, legends in the making. Their lives will weave an epic once more. Part Five: The Jounin Exams are under way, and in the midst of the chaos Kakashi's team will be thrust into once more. [SasuSaku, NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 220,430 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Play with Me by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto has asked his girlfriend over to play. But as Hinata arrives she wonders just what sort of game he has in mind. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 158 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Ultimate ANBU Test by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 157 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Last Christmas by Rika24 reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Team 7 is tired of waiting for Kakashi so they go looking for him. They soon find out the truth about their sensei's lateness as well as his hidden pain. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,529 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
frozen watermelons by arabesque05 reviews
In which Sakura wants to be most precious in someone's heart, and Sasuke tries to oblige. Not all love stories are romances because some are better. [sasusaku] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 148 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
like a heart that stumbles onto knowledge by arabesque05 reviews
Facts of Life: Girls crushed on boys, girls were rejected by boys, girls developed fantastic vengeance issues and sometimes became sufficiently embittered to join a nunnery. Of course, Facts never really apply to Life. Or Haruno Sakura. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 115 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Life and Times of Mama Uchiha by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
One fine summer day, Uchiha Mikoto realized her youngest son was gay and went out to buy him a dress in celebration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
stargazing, hernias, and other voyeuristic things by arabesque05 reviews
The Hyuuga heir and the Uchiha heir and Sai No Last Name all go out for ramen Thursday nights, where they talk of many interesting things. Like Kakashi and Jiraiya approved subjects. Not all of which are conducive to sanity. [crack!fic of Team 7 love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Sai, Kakashi H. - Complete
Devotion by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
No one ever expected their story to be perfect, because they were Sasuke and Sakura, and things could never be easy for them. But still Sakura hoped, Naruto lied, and Sasuke was sorry. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Strawberry Tarts by Kara Ashford reviews
That damn smirk crossed his face again, “I win.” Something similar to ‘not on your life’ crossed Sakura’s mind before she definitely shoved the entire tart into her mouth.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 310 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Amity by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
A prankster, a brainiac, and an avenger. They don't make sense, but they don't have to. [Team Seven Friendship][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 151 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Words of Advice by Wicked Enough reviews
/OneShot/SasuSaku/ When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: do not have sex with the authorities.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Scribbles by white epitome reviews
Sakura accidentally throws a crumpled sheet of paper at Sasuke's direction and all her hidden desires... er, deep feelings are exposed. Erasers, anyone? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/27/2006 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 193 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.