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Joined 07-03-03, id: 411993, Profile Updated: 06-22-17
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Hi! Thanks for coming! If you love Naruto as much as I do, then we are already friends. Shoutout especially if you've come back to Naruto after seeing the awesomeness of the Boruto movie (I can't love the series as much, as I kinda hate how Sasuke and Naruto are both terrible adults...). Sasuke and Naruto doing their Kyuubi Susano'o badass samurai thing - sigh...

06/12/2017

My old SasuNaru fics are GARBAGE and I'd love to delete them... but there are people who read and enjoyed them (am grateful but honestly don't know why as they are absolute shit) so I'll leave them here. Don't know what possibly excused me to think Naruto can be all weak and effeminate.


-- SasuNaru --

Do Not Slander Pairings Thou Does Not Like.
For The Fangirls Will Find Thee.
And Then, Thee Is Doomed.
And the SasuNaru Fangirls, They Art The Most Bloodthirsty Creatures On Earth When Their Fandom Is Threatened.

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Enlighten My Darkness by BettyBest2 reviews
After years of a shaky peace between the goddesses and demons, something has begun to kill off their numbers once more. To their outrage, tainted beings of sorts are discovered to be the cause. But who is behind those? Two beings, also the strongest of their races, are sent to find out. Meliodas and Elizabeth, next leaders of their realms. This decision isn't one of the wisest. AU.
Seven Deadly Sins/七つの大罪 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 34 - Words: 171,772 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 10/7/2016 - [Meliodas, Elizabeth L.] [Zeldris, Gelda] - Complete
Predators by kizukatana reviews
VERY DARK dystopian AU. GeniticallyModifiedSoldier!Naruto, ElitePoliceEnforcer!Sasuke. Taking the darkest, most predatory elements of their canon personas and doubling down on them. By 1000x. So extremely obsessive!Naruto and very ruthless!Sasuke. Obsession, stalking, possessive behavior, violence, ruthlessness, um… yeah. Dark. Completed fic on AO3.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 5/15/2016 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Four Horsemen by kizukatana reviews
Sometimes desire can last for millennia. Naruto x Sasuke YAOI. Cover image by the wonderful Lobstirrchwan (link inside) AU. COMPLETE. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,666 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/16/2016 - Published: 5/3/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Healing the Broken by kizukatana reviews
The war is over, and Sasuke was brought back to the village after his final battle with Naruto. With all his goals of vengeance either completed or destroyed, can Sasuke find something to anchor him? And will Naruto still be willing to help him? CANON - Post manga chapter 693. Edited for FF's ToS. Cover Art by EyeFatigue!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 134,127 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 9/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Kakashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
The thin line between love and hate by kizukatana reviews
Sasuke couldn't believe that Naruto had betrayed him. But he would make him pay... divorce was just the beginning. If there is one thing an Uchiha knows, it's how to utterly destroy someone. And he would ignore the little twinges of guilt, because he knew he was right. Wasn't he? NaruSasu, SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 82,432 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Frozen Moonlight by JaneDrew reviews
In high school, Kaoru Kamiya escaped from a demon. Five years later, she meets a man who looks awfully familiar...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,388 - Reviews: 2811 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 2/3/2005
Possession by Wheezambu reviews
Ch. 38 updated. When Inuyasha uses the jewel to become a full demon, it has a tragic outcome. This story touches painful subjects of love betrayed, survival, and redemption. This is a dark, sometimes bitter story for emotionally adult readers who understand that even the best people sometimes lose themselves and the pain of returning to those feelings. In short, it's a love story.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 293,269 - Reviews: 3341 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 1,507 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2844 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Something Wicked This Way Comes by Aishuu reviews
An alternate universe. L and Raito meet under different circumstances.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,989 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Light Y., L
One Shot Naruko by rosesareblue reviews
Now with omake. Naruko makes an indecent proposal to her once upon a time best friend, Sasuke. They say you can't go back, but how can you go forward when the one you love isn't in your future? SasuNaruko. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Brightly Burning by Aishuu reviews
In a different world, Hikaru never steps into Touya Kouyo's salon. When he is fifteen, the Go world starts to take notice of a terrifying new insei with amazing strength...
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,401 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 6/17/2003
Changes by Sailor Silver Moon reviews
Chihiro left the Spirit World changed...but what if she had changed too much? Now in high school, she finds her actions gravitating around one boy. One oddly familiar, frustratingly handsome boy. CxH
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,343 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 85 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar by Gigabomb reviews
AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Naruto U.
It's Electric by Appuru reviews
And just like that, it's gone, but the silent words are trailing in the breeze...You-are-mine. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/23/2004
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 2,384 - Follows: 252 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Uchiha Sasuke's Diary reviews
"Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god. Had awful dream where Uzumaki Naruto stepped out of a shower wearing nothing but a silk scarf tied around his waist. The silk scarf was adorned with little Uchiha fans all around the hem."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,089 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Precious reviews
Sasuke leaned in, and whispered into Naruto's ear. "You are mine, dobe. You will never marry the Hyuuga. You will spend your life with me, as my slave, my possession…" he purred. "You are my precious, precious pet."COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 139 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Belong to Me reviews
Naruto suffers, but Sasuke will never let him go, because Naruto belongs to him, and only him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete