Author has written 10 stories for Detective Conan/Case Closed, and Fairy Tail.
STATUS: ON HIATUS.
Hey there! You can call me V. Tsai, or, if you're an awesome cat who did not have a cat, Snail. Either's fine. *shrug*
Need-to-Know Information About Me:
• female teenager.
• questionably sane.
• pretends to be multitalented (, ).
• write most humor oneshots, because substantial things are 500% harder to write.
• as of 12/3/12, on hiatus.
Quotes (credit if you use any. or not):
• "Analyze this sentence: 'It's opposite day.'"
• "When life hands you lemons, scream, click the back button on your browser, and sit hyperventilating for ten minutes trying to erase the mental images."
• "I'm a shipper, not a fighter, but I will fight for what I ship."
• "If nice guys finish last, they're running the wrong race."
• Rotten Apple (semi-hiatus) *cowritten with cutiepie5514 - check out her Maximum Ride stories*
• Deleting Data (sporadic updates)
• Hypothetical Questions and Their Unexpected Answers (sporadic updates)
• Baby Talk
• 15 Minutes
• When You're Younger
• Like Orchids in Full Bloom
• All Shinichi Wants For Christmas
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(Be honest no matter what.)
1) Have you ever been asked out?
2) Where did you get your default picture?
3) What's your middle name?
4) Your current relationship status?
5) Does your crush like you back?
6) What is your current mood?
7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
8) What color shirt are you wearing?
Black and white. It's my "70 x 7" t-shirt, which is awesomesauce.
9) Missing something?
Does a life count?
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
12) Ever had a near death experience?
13) Something you do a lot?
14) The song stuck in your head?
15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
I'm guessing you mean a famous person? *Googles it* ...Robert Pattinson. Why do I feel somewhat depressed now?
17) When was the last time you cried?
This afternoon when I was trying to open my locker. Damn you, contact lens.
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
How they're the opposite sex. What, were you expecting me to say "eyelashes" or "hands" or something equally ridiculous?
21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
22) What's your biggest secret?
23) Favorite color?
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
25) What are you?
26) Do you speak any other language?
27) What's your favorite smell?
Mountain air. Like, smoky, pine tree-y air, preferably at nighttime.
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
30) What are you thinking about right now?
31) What should you be doing?
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
33) Do you like working in the yard?
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
36) What is your natural hair color?
37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
Write down the names of your twelve favorite Detective Conan characters, in no particular order.
1) Kudou Shinichi
2) Hattori Heiji
3) Mouri Ran
4) Sera Masumi
5) Haibara Ai
6) Takagi Wataru
7) Matsuda Jinpei
8) Kisaki Eri
9) Toyama Kazuha
10) Satou Miwako
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Takagi/Chiba? Well, if it was a bromance/friendship fic, totally.
2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?
Sera? She’s not really cute. She’s just plain awesome.
3. What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?
Chiba getting Eri pregnant? I think both of them would commit suicide before that happened.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Kazuha fics... Sure, but usually it’s HeiKazu from Kazuha’s POV, if anything.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hattori Heiji and Takagi Wataru would not make a good couple. I cannot stress how bad of a couple they would make.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Haibara/Kazuha or Haibara/Satou? How about neither, for fairly obvious reasons?
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eight making out?
Matsuda walking in on Heiji and Eri making out would be impossible because a) Matsuda died, like, ten minutes after knowing him and b) Heiji/Eri would never in heaven or hell happen. Kogoro and Kazuha would make sure of it.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
...Ran/Miwako fic? WHAT.
I shall make it into friendship/angst(?), because I don’t do yuri.
“When Shinichi disappeared, Satou knew Ran was near the edge. But what’s a tough police detective to do when she finds a karate champ lying on her bathroom floor in a pool of her own blood?”
I guess the title would be “Never Too Late” or “Falling For the Eighth Time.” You know, that Japanese proverb, “Fall seven times, stand up eight”?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Shinichi/Eri fluff? Maybe like a “permission to marry your daughter” sort of thing...
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven hurt/comfort fic.
Matsuda/Chiba and hurt/comfort? You know, maybe I shouldn’t have used Matsuda. He was really a minor character... let’s see... “Heaven Can Wait.”
The plot would be that Matsuda’s ghost discovers that Chiba is depressed over Miike Naeko and plans to commit suicide, so he stops him by popping up out of nowhere in ghostly form as Chiba picks up a gun. IDK.
Hmm... I don’t even know if they ever met. Did they?
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?
If I had anyone on my friends list, I’m sure they would read Ran fics. She’s awesome.
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
God, so much Eleven. Again, if I had anyone on my friends list, I’m sure they would... oh wait, no, none of my friends would write/draw Chiba.
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Heiji/Sera/Ai. Hey, nonexistent friends, you want to write for the most screwed up threesome known to man?
...Wait a sec. By "friends list" are we talking about "favorite authors"?
If so, then, hey, Cap'n, wanna write a Heiji/Sera/Ai fic? :D
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Eri? Um... “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.” It would be Eri/Kogoro, obviously.
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?
Shinichi/Takagi/Chiba? “Warning: I was high when I wrote this, so it may not make sense. God knows the pairing doesn’t.”
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A Haibara fic? Yesterday night. It was “Her Biggest Lie” by jB Watanabe. Technically it was CoAi, but that's not the point.
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