Author has written 2 stories for Kane Chronicles, and Kirby.
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Writing a few stories.
Age: Not gonna say. My star sign is Aries, by the way.
Gender: What the fuck is a gender
Dislikes: Homework, being awake, small children, moving.
Anime/manga: Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Hetalia, Fairy Tail (I even have a necklace)
Games: Zelda, Mario, Okami, lego harry potter, Minecraft, Eden, pokemon, dragon quest, portal 1&2, Kirby, rhythm paradise, sims, Professor Layton, a bunch basically.
Books: Harry Potter (especially the prisoner of azkaban) Starters, Mortal engines, His infernal devices, kane chronicles, percy jackson and the olympians, Ingo, inheritence series, any book really. Non-fiction books (I normally prefer geographical or scientific), Game of Thrones.
My little pony.
"True courage is not about knowing when to take a life, but when to spare one," Gandalf, Lord of the Rings
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
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