Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's, but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?

It is the 45th Millennium and the galaxy is dying. On the verge of victory over the Imperium, the Chaos forces have proven unable to stem the tide against the Great Devourer and its trillions of Tyranids. Only one option: cross the dimensions, find a hero able to triumph where billions have utterly failed and change the course of the past...

An attempt to go against a popular trope. What if, instead of becoming dark/grey and gaining more power that way, Harry had been a little more considerate? Begins with a small change in first year, and sticks close to the original, but sometimes small changes can add up to change the world.

Red Riding Hood AU: Everyone knows not to go into the forest, especially after the sun sets. That's when the wolves come out to play. What everyone does not know is that the woods are also home to three brothers, the youngest whom wears a red hood.

"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

What if instead of Kazuma, the world of Konosuba gets the Number 1 cinamon roll of the hero world? Find out in this experiment of a crossover!

What if Sauron had not fled? In which Sauron takes Eonwe's advice and returns to Valinor to face judgment for his deeds.

Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.

Ranma accidentally gets summoned to another dimension. His presence is quickly taken advantage of by certain entities. And there we have the beginning of a very long Journey. Arc 3, Chapter 17 up.

For a moment Harry started, surprised at the first sign of any sort of non-muggle presence in this world. Just what exactly was a 'Blutbad' - or a Grimm for that matter? Collection of related drabbles/snapshots centered around Harry, Monroe, Nick and Renard.

Rather than being a quirkless human, Izuku is a quirked animal. Specifically a green rabbit that would stop at nothing to be a hero no matter what species he was.

Inheriting the Quirk 'Telekinesis' from his mother and being trained personally by All Might, Izuku Midoriya has the chance to attend U.A. High School and achieve his dream of becoming a hero! There he meets a girl, and they change each other's lives. AU. Quirk!Izuku, IzuOcha. Rated M for eventual themes and safety.

An ancient danger threatens the galaxy, unknown to all. A humanity which never discovered Prothean ruins, expanding through space on their own, emerges. Joined with the machines they created, hardened by war with a terrifying enemy, they read the writing on the wall. But will the galactic community already there listen to these newcomers, stirring up trouble everywhere they go?

Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby arrives, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, his life, and the world forever. A very long character-driven story that likes to play with canon.

An Iruka centric series about stories and friendship. Each chapter posted complete and independent. As finished as it's going to ever get.

Smoker knows a pirate when he sees one –no matter what's written in the coat he's wearing. Marine!Luffy [Side-Story to Who We Were Meant To Be]

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

I'm not a cop, he thinks. I'm... not a cop. And that means there are a lot of things I can't do. But it also means... I don't have to play by the rules.

AU Werewolves have no rights in Magical society. With Sirius gone, Remus Lupin needs a new protector. Warning- contains themes of slavery. NOT SLASH

Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.

Mercy is a rare gift on the Grandline, and it usually comes with strings. But Kaku only has one choice for survival, and the irony of the situation isn't lost on him. After all, a reasonable person wouldn't beg sanctuary from the same Pirate Crew that defeated them and their comrades, right? [Warning! Alternate Universe & Character Death(s)!]

Luffy didn't eat the devil fruit in the bar that day. If Luffy knew that what Makino did all those years ago would make him more like his Gramps, he might not like her as much as he does. (Current Arc: Arlong Park)

Someone else is parachuted into being the sensei for team 7. He slings webs and wears glasses. And summons spiders to face hug annoying student's faces. He's Tsume-san, and he'd like to know what he's doing in a shonen manga. A collaboration based on Andrew Joshua Talon's work!

Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.

Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

A freak training accident leads to Genesis discovering the family he never knew he had.

Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.

Danzo and his agents seek to subtly gain control of Konoha. Uzumaki Naruto's role in single-handedly defeating a fully-realized Bijū has made him a celebrity. The former pariah is now the Leaf's biggest hero. It is a perfect opportunity to create a puppet Hokage. The plan is nearly foolproof, except for one critical flaw: they underestimated Uzumaki Naruto! 5th-Hokage!Naruto

Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?

What if Robert Baratheon feared that is hold upon the throne wasn't as secure as he'd like and needed his friend Ned to help make it secure... Stark/Tyrell alliance

Naruto finds Hinata on the streets during a rainy night. What changes will this seemingly innocuous event lead to?

A series of snippits based on the idea that Saitama was considered the number one most powerful villain and a God level threat for years by the entire world... and never knew.

The Straw Hats appear upon the USS Enterprise-D, and things are tense until Luffy finds the Food Replicator and unlimited meat. After that, the Federation did not know what hit it.

All in all, Hariel wasn't mad at whoever had brought her here. Sure, there was no indoor plumbing. And yeah, okay, all the food was pretty bland. And the villagers in this primitive little corner of the Earth were terrified of her for some reason. But honestly, Hariel was loving it. It was about time she got a vacation. Fem!HarryPotter. Goddess!Hariel. Hariel/Harem(?)

...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.

The Heberts were passing through Ellisburg on the day of Nilbog's attack. And now, as one rises from the ashes of loss and death they learn that in order to fight a monster, one needs better monsters.

The war is over, the Flood are dead, and the Covenant dissolved. Now retired, John must find his place in the world. With a little help from a certain few, he will find peace, love, friendship, and finally be able to live. Or will humanity need their saviour back? OC/John. REWRITTEN AND COMPLETED.

Hatake Sakumo has a kind heart, so he didn't think twice about taking on the orphan child of his old teammate. However, when that child happens to be an Uchiha, things start to get messy as he must balance work, custody battles and his own young son.

AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?

In which being a pirate isn't that much different from being in the Mafia. In a new world and second life, Reborn finds himself facing a whirlwind named Luffy and getting completely trounced. Reborn-centric. Gen-fic.

Petunia sends a baby Harry to her aunt, living in America, Caroline Evans. Some years later, Caroline becomes GLaDOS, and only Harry stops her from her rampage. Now, Harry is eleven, and he's heading to Hogwarts. Of course, with an amoral scientist/computer for a great-aunt and a mute big sister, the question is not whether he is ready for Hogwarts. Is Hogwarts ready for him?

"Her hateful gaze was all too familiar, almost a mirror when he saw past the crimson color, and slit pupils." Because we all know the scientists of Jurassic World had proven themselves incapable of exercising discipline when it came to temptations. Why would it be any different with creating the Indominus? Constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated!

Dragon doesn't know how to deal with kids, so when he finds himself landed with two that he didn't expect, he does the same as when his son was born- passes them off to his father and hopes for the best. For three little boys, this is possibly the best decision the revolutionary could've made.

"'Dear Mr Godfather,' the letter read, 'My name is Harry Potter, and I'm living with my aunt and uncle, but I don't like it very much.'" When through an act of desperation and accidental magic a letter finds its way into Azkaban, Sirius Black decides that his godson needs him. But how do you take care of a child when you're a wanted criminal?

The Yondaime was their leader. Their protector. Their god. He would live forever as a hero. But when his son is found nearly dead,the 3rd Hokage is forced to take crucial decisions,which includes making a peculiar request from the unusual Kakashi.

Things are not going too well for Marco. His crew is falling apart and the Whitebeard legacy is crumbling before him. It seems like they face one defeat after another these days. That is until he meets an unlikely pair of brothers and gets a new perspective.

Sequel to Worthy of a Name. Natsume slowly learns to deal with life as a god. An inter-connected vignette series. Gen.

Leading a double life is never easy. With friends in the slums and a family of nobility, Luffy hides his lineage to keep up the guise that he's a resident of Low Town, hoping to one day find a boy from his past and repay him for what he did all those years ago. But Whitebeard, the largest underground power around, is searching for him. And Sabo, his brother, wants to know why.

Attempting to summon a creature without a Contract is literally gambling with your soul. However, Uzumaki Naruto is extremely lucky when it comes to gambling and manages to summon something that won't kill him outright.

Or the one where Tsuna can cook really, really, really well. (A crackish drabble-like series with no real plot. Canon AU, mostly gen)

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

On a cold day, Nanoha was supposed to have been injured. She wasn't. Hayate was there instead, and she was killed. And with her dying breath, she gave the Wolkenritter and the Book to another, that they might live on. Chrono wasn't ready for this...

AU At the sound of loud noises, five-year-old Tsuna gazed out of his bedroom window only to see several moving trucks with an unfamiliar emblem. Follow along as Tsuna grows up with his strange terrifying new neighbors. Familial!Varia

Unbeknownst to the Straw Hats, there is one more watching over their beloved Captain. One-shot.

With the exception of Monkey D. Luffy, everyone had been shocked at the arrival in the New World of Hancock, the 'Pirate Empress' and Warlord of Seas. She still insisted on being referred to by that title despite how that system had been disbanded. One Shot.

What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.

"How come you're called the pirate hunter, when you're a pirate yourself?" A one-shot about how Zoro got his nickname and how his stupid captain was somehow involved. Based on a headcanon of mine.

"While you are here, your house will be something like your family within Hogwarts," said McGonagall. Following the events of the 1991-92 school year, the Gryffindors decide to make good on that promise.

After the Summit War, the Whitebeard pirate crew splintered and fell apart like so many shards of glass, and everyone knew it would never be the same again. But who would have guessed that, just a few years later, they would all start reuniting under the Straw Hats' jolly roger? No pairings. Canon-divergence after Dressrosa arc.

When the Echidna fight ended, and the Travelers returned home, something happened. Taylor was pulled into the portal, and woke up in the middle of a field, in a world that was not her's and instead of fear about her power and appearance... she received prayers.

Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495

Sanji sighed. The shift really was obvious, now that he thought about it. Somehow, along the way, without their noticing, their main objectives had changed. And it was all for him. Nakamaship. Loyalty.

What if Naruto was trained by Kinkaku and Ginkaku. How will this affect his relationship with Kyubi, who is going to be Naruto's team, and what is going to happen to the blond knucklehead. Find out here.

The second pirate king is crowned, and those whose lives have been touched by the Straw Hat pirates celebrate. Drabble series.

One decision can change the world, but it's not as easy to change it back again. To his shame, Itachi saves his brother at the cost of losing his village. Now the shinobi of Konoha are enslaved or scattered, hearts full of vengeance but bereft of hope. As for Naruto, he is finally acknowledged... by Madara. When the battle lines are drawn, how will he know where to stand?

The Winchester family gets a rather unusual new member. Season 10.

The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?

Itachi stays in Konoha; just how good an idea this is remains to be seen. Massacre AU, Sasuke POV, some background Anko/Itachi and eventual Sasuke/Naruto leanings but primarily gen. WIP, tentatively off hiatus.

Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.

Humanity discovers the Prothean Ruins soon after the first Mars Colony. Discovery of alien life jumpstarts their space program ... and the saga begins. A series of cameos, covering approximately 50 years worth of various characters. Rated T for safety.

AU. What if Ned Stark was named king instead of Robert Baratheon? How much would it change him and his family? If they are to keep the Iron Throne they must become a Dynasty of Wolves.

Naruto badgers Sakura into learning his Sexy Jutsu so he can sneak her into his bachelor party. Sakura caves in to find the experience transforming in more ways then one, causing her to question her self-identity, gender and sexuality.

From the moment he had woken up to see names and levels floating over people's heads, Sawada Tsunayoshi knew that something was really, really wrong. Drabble series, crackish, very, very mild All27 that will show up later.

Turns out he didn't need to be introduced. Each of them had already met him before. Most knew him as Peter.

Who would've thought that paper-thin disguises would be that effective? One-shot. Dedicated to Igornerd because of a lost bet.

Exorcising spirits is not Tsuna's forte. Running away from them and locking himself in his house is. But then he meets Reborn and learns that there's more to spirits than just malice (or rather, they get into some disagreement over killing or befriending said spirits). Then there's the Vongola and the Seven Reapers who want to use him... Hints of All/27, R27, X27

Peter Parker was a regular teenage guy who was bitten by destiny. As he struggles to battle the crime of NYC as the masked vigilante Spider-Man and retain a normal home life with his Aunt May and girlfriend Gwen Stacy, his abilities catch the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D.. They want to know who Spider-Man really is, and they won't stop until they get an answer. TASM1&2/Avengers

The adventure doesn't end after the Battle of Five Armies. Bilbo lingers in Erebor while Thorin recovers from his wounds, and soon finds himself caught up in politics, romance, and the occasional kidnapping. Ensemble cast. AU. Eventually Thorin/Bilbo.

A Wildling with no memory and Valyrian steel for claws earns the trust of the Starks. Watch as this seemingly ageless man helps both Ned during Robert's Rebellion and Rob in the War of the Five Kings. After the Prologue, which details a slightly different outcome at the Tower of Joy, chapters will alternate between revealing bits of the past and showing a tad of the future.

Complete. AU. Naruto is a new genin of the Hidden Sand Village. Unfortunately, no one except Naruto believes he'll last long – especially not when he volunteers to become Gaara's teammate.

Reborn had admittedly heard that his new pupil was a difficult one. He just hadn't thought his largest hurdle would be to make Tsuna give up his dream of becoming the pirate king. AU where Monkey D. Luffy was reborn as Sawada Tsunayoshi

In which Aburame Shino is the moth and Uzumaki Naruto is the flame. Female!Naruto.

13 year-old Madara is just having a competition with Hashirama, when he suddenly finds himself in the Uchiha compound in Konoha. Wait. Since when does his clan live in a village? And why do people insist that his name isn't Madara? But at least he has found a new friend who helps him paint the face on the mountain – which reminds him greatly of his eternal rival and friend.

Goodman Grey was all kinds of interesting at the end of Skin Game. Now he's telling Harry what he wants with him, as well as more about who he is. Spoilers up to Skin Game, obviously.

One-shot set during Revelations. My take on how Bart got involved in the fight at the trailer, what happened to the Wildesheers' bodies, and how everyone ended up at Nick's for dinner.

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

Humanity's reaction to the discovery of the archives on mars was very different from what happened in the games. The militaristic Empire of man is preparing to expand. But how will they react when they discover that they are not alone in the galaxy. And more importantly. How will the galaxy respond to humanity? First contact story. Rated T for language and gore update this week.

While Sherlock is dead, Mycroft and John keep in touch. Pre-season three.

When Loki falls to Earth he has every intention of conquering it, but as a cat he is taken in by Tony Stark, and as he watches him struggle through life in the face of certain death, the Trickster starts to think twice about what he had on Asgard.

What if Luffy was instead ten years younger than Ace himself? But as anyone would know,a life with Luffy is much more crazier and troublesome than it should be. It's just that the 'soon to be pirate king' is much more cuter.

AU in which Odin takes Loki for the sole purpose of raising a monster beside Thor to make Thor look better—to make a villain in order to make a hero—but Loki, being the intrinsically sweet soul that he is, and Thor, loving his little brother unconditionally, completely ruin Odin's plans. (Brotherly Fluff; Evil!Odin; Protective!Thor; no pairings; one-shot.)

After getting hit with an unknown beam during a fight with Mysterio, Peter can't see Wade's scars.

The first time Naruto sees Gaara, he sees himself reflected in those eyes as they stared through the window. GaaNarGaa with some Kaka/Iru. yaoi.This story is rated M for a reason!

When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.

With Aizen's plans foiled in Karakura, Ichigo and his friends are called to investigate strange happenings in nearby Fuyuki City. Hang on, what the heck are Magi? And who's that woman who's calling Ichigo "Master?" AU after chapter 389 of BLEACH

John Harrison is not your typical kidnapper.

Man in Moon had been watching Harry ever since he was nearly killed on Halloween night. He had watched the struggles the boy went through. Watched as he made life changing sacrifices. The boy was selfless. Harry James Potter would become the spirit of Halloween. Harry and Jack were both chosen to become Guardians,now, they fight side by side to bring down Pitch. Slash Harry/Jack

Since her father, Admiral Thomas Bennet's retirement from the the Navy, Elizabeth has learned she cannot trust the men of the Ton. Can she trust Fitzwilliam Darcy to protect her from the wilds of Derbyshire ?

Uchiha Itachi was sure life couldn't get any better than going out for ice cream with his baby brother. Then, Naruto happened. Alternate Ninja-verse. Rating may go up to T as characters age.

SHIELD has plenty of reports on Spider-man, but they're all observation. Now, they want the real facts, so they need to ask the people who know him best. His team should fill that role - or at least, you'd think so,

A slightly different ending to the Blizzard of '68 gives Jack new hope and one person to talk to…and Bunny learns to deal with an unseen spirit who really, really wants to be noticed...

This is a cross over between Sailor Moon and Warhammer 40 000. The premise is like the one proposed in the "Usagi as Raised by the GEoM" thread—namely, the Emperor raises Sailor Moon as his heir. Here, you will find Sailor Moon's side of story.

The Circle makes, the Circle breaks, but it never, ever stops turning. "Hey, I remember you from the Tower!" "Hey, I wish I didn't!"

In any other reality, they would have been called the Eleven Supernovas, and each of them would be notorious in their own right. In THIS reality however, they would come together under the same captain, be part of the same crew: The Straw-Hat Pirates. AU

In the aftermath of the war a disease of the mind starts to spread. Thorin struggles to bring peace both to his kingdom and his guilt-ridden mind, while Bilbo finds an unlikely ally in Smaug as they set out to find the cause of the disease and how to end it. Eventual Bilbo/Thorin.

As far as Sakura's concerned, she has more than a paycheck coming to her after being personally requested by the Mizukage and shipped off to Mist as part of a diplomatic deal. After all, a team of painfully green medics is one thing, but she draws a line at tetchy, old hunter-nin. Crack, character study, crack, friendship, and crack.

"We need you to help us slay a dragon, Dr Watson. Mr Gandalf assures us you are ideally suited for our purposes." "A dragon?" John asked. "The ones in the zoo don't seem particularly threatening." Thorn gave him a wry smile. "A metaphorical dragon, doctor. One named Moriarty. Perhaps you've heard of him?"

He hadn't asked for the fight with Ryoga. He hadn't asked for the fight with Herb. Or Kumon Ryu. Or even Saffron. He hadn't asked for this one either, but she would damn sure finish it no matter what the cost. Warhammer40k/Ranma!chan

Poor kidnappers. Kidnapping John Watson is like pulling on a thread tied to all sorts of crazy. It's enough to make a bloke get a job and go straight.

When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.

Alexander is the Hero, the living personification of a hero of the battlefield. One of his more obscure duties is to defeat winter each year in order to usher in spring. But Jack Frost is so very young, just a boy, and Alexander is so tired of killing... [Family fic with Jack and OC spirit; Guardians make an appearance too]

When he attempts to escape the castle, one of Dracula's brides implores Jonathan not to leave her.

Bullets will fly and scythes will slay in this ongoing action series where a pair of the most unlikely allies turned best friends must work together to save the Starcraft universe as we know it.

Kagome had been attuned to youkai blades from the very beginning. That the blades formed from the Dog General's fangs took a fancy to her was likely a product of the deceased Inutaisho's unusual fondness for human females: What a daiyoukai wants, he gets.

"SHUT UP!" Jaime repeated. "YOU'RE ALL GREAT AND I LIKE YOU GUYS A LOT, BUT SHUT UP RIGHT NOW, I'M NOT DONE." Immediately post-Intervention, Jaime finally explains the Scarab to the team.

Bond didn't think he needed anyone, didn't think he had time. Until suddenly, he needed a Quartermaster.

Valjean knows that he must confess the truth of his past to his new son-in-law and he thought he had prepared himself for all possible reactions. He was mistaken, however. Enthusiastic condemnations of the old regime and praise for his 'revolutionary spirit' were not something he knew what to do with. Crack pairing, AU.

Yahiko didn't die...but now he believes his friends are dead. With no other option, he heads for Konoha to meet his beloved sensei...Watch as one single life causes a difference in the shinobi world!

A drabble about the children of Burgess.

What is the real meaning of Neverland? The bo'sun Smee is one of the few who knows the secret, which is contemplated upon while aboard the Jolly Roger, listening to a lullaby carried on the wind.

When faced with the prospect of being parted forever when Valjean takes Cosette to England, she and Marius realize that they have nothing left to lose and decide to do the unthinkable: actually tell Valjean about their love and hope that he will be kind and allow them to stay together. After all, it's not like he isn't *already* going to forcibly part them.

Aang wakes up from a strange dream and changes the course of his (and Katara's) entire future. Based on Kataang Caps' AU headcanon.

Harry Potter can't get a break. In Voldemort's last attempt to kill Harry in the Final Battle, Harry is whisked away to another universe. Now alone in Naruto's hectic world, how long will Harry's luck allow him to get around unnoticed? "I'm so screwed..."

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

A young, lonely and impressionable Naruto meets a legendary Black Salamander of Ame. Nobody would know just how big of a change such a small happening could make until the legend of Uzumaki Naruto had already begun. Naruto x Ino & Team Ten – 11/05/2012

Having had a taste what it's truly like to feel invisible to the children he protects, Bunnymund feels that maybe he owes Jack an apology. And then the mistletoe comes in.

The Fourth Grail War originally had but three Kings. Matou Kariya summons a fourth, but it isn't one anyone could have ever expected.

Jack Frost knows he is damaged, but also knows he can get better. He will make himself get better. He will not be like Pitch, not ever.

Set a few years after the movie. Jamie discovers Pitch in his sister's room. He's not happy about it.

The dead rise in Soho, but not in the small religious book store owned by Mr A. Fell.

"I'm sure if Stark still made weapons," Steve said. If Stark still made weapons. IF Stark still made weapons. What is the Iron Man suit, exactly? Oneshot drabble, don't own, complete. No pairings, just a thought.

My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!

Wherein a zombie butterfly flaps its wings, Strappi is a genius, and black gives Mal an unhealthy complexion. [Mal/Polly. One-shot.]

When the love story being told isn't your own. Reyna/Jason, sort of. Spoilers for MoA.

Kakashi Hatake. Brilliant. Cunning. Psycotic. Sociopath. In his mind lies the clue to catching a ruthless killer. He's requested for help by Japan's force and works together with detective Iruka Umino, who is forced to trust Kakashi's reckless actions in order to succeed in finally catching Japan's newest tormentor. AU.

"You're leaving me alone in the middle of winter in a rickety old castle rumoured by the locals to be haunted." Haru smiled brightly. "What could possibly go wrong?" AU.

Uzumaki Naruto is in love. And there are several people who figure it out before him.

Merlin wasn't actually supposed to do as he was told for once. And he certainly wasn't supposed to take half of the kingdom with him!

Written for this kinkmeme prompt: Mycroft is forced to review movie proposals. Nobody enjoys this - not Mycroft, not Anthea, not the film board and definitely not the directors... Rated T because some of the movie proposals are rather arthouse and awful. As always, not beta'd so there may be errors.

A place where I will dump incomplete snippets of all the HP x-over plot bunnies that come to me. They span various fandoms and characters.

Pre-Series. Outsider POV. Sam's first roommate at Stanford thinks he can intimidate Sam.

An AU klaroline multific, wherein Caroline meets Klaus and falls for him, not knowing that he is, in fact, Klaus. Rated M for sexytimes :D

Getting through the Snape's hazard at the end of first year showed that wizards didn't have much in the way of logic. A much cooler Sphinx in the Third Task of the TriWizard Tournament could have made for a much different experience for some. Not to be taken seriously, this is definitely AU and more than a bit OOC. But the Sphinx is cool. Luna said so.

There were days when Jiraiya wondered if people forgot that Orochimaru had been his teammate. Yes, he was evil. Yes, he did bad things. That didn't mean it had always been that way, and some days he just wanted to shout them all down with how wonderful the man had been, once. That didn't mean he ever would though.

Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?

Jedi Master Dooku is in a long-term undercover assignment with slow but steady progress. But he gets a distress call from this Knight Kenobi with a Padawan Skywalker and things just start to go crazy.

Something happens that the Catalyst did not expect... And Shepard's taken on a few more upgrades. Oneshot, spoilers for ME3.

Moriarty had done it, he'd woven an inescapable web of conspiracy, lies and suspicion around Sherlock, resulting in The Consulting Detective's suicide. Despite all of Moriarty's careful planning, however, he left out one tiny but fatal detail, Harriet Watson has a powerful right hook.

Charles is a slightly defective dementor who loves screwing with people in the name of science. Then Erik the murderer is sent to Azkaban, and it only gets weirder from there, really. X-Men: First Class crossover with HP. What am I doing with my life? AU. Fluff. T for language and very brief mentions of violence.

Trust is a difficult thing. Especially after a trying day of sifting through unorganized and gruesome Grimm books. General fic, rating is for language.

When Loki casts an anti-him-bashing charm on Tony and Bruce, they expect interrogation or torture. But apparently, Loki just wants... friends? Written for Norsekink.

[Complete] "You will be a Jedi, Anakin. I promise you. In all but name."

Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.

When a child admires ANBU, is it really a surprise when they pick up a few things?

At the Reaping for the 74th Annual Hunger Games, Primrose Everdeen's name was not called. But Gale Hawthorne's was. This is a story of ends, not means. A story of cunning, not brute force. A story of betrayal, not love. This is Gale Hawthorne.

A memoir of the life and times of Hatsumomo. Based solely upon the book.

Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her

An ancient creature has risen from its sleep and begun a series of murders that threaten to expose not only Nick Burkhardt but the entire Wesen community.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

The Normandy is destroyed in a surprise attack, and Commander John Shepard killed. But this wasn't what went wrong. In a horrific turn of events, the Commander's body is recovered by the wrong party. As a consequence, everything changes.

Uther attempts to arrest Merlin for magic. Multiple times. It never quite takes.

ONE SHOT. "Mrs Hudson knew precisely what kind of person she was offering tea to. The assassin, however, did not know what she'd added to the tea." Or: Mrs Hudson is the biggest BAMF of all.

"Nice guys aren't alcoholics." -— klaus/caroline.

Enjolras's father is trying to control his son, and he's finally found a way: forcing a marriage. Needless to say, Enjolras is not happy about this and takes matters into his own hands, creating a whole new set of problems along the way. ExE

Carlisle and his family are living peacefully in Calgary when Maria decides to find out what happened to her favorite creation. Based on the mention of Maria's visit in Midnight Sun. Tags: Canon, Carlisle POV, Father-Son

Why does Mary Poppins have a bag that's bigger on the inside? Why, because she's a Time Lady, of course!

Hermione muses on why she hates Cho Chang, all the reasons she'll never bring to light. Marietta wasn't the only traitor in her eyes.

It struck me then that I'd been going about the business of learning Finch's secrets all wrong.

Buying the textbooks for his eldest's first year at Hogwarts is a chance for Harry to reminisce and wonder...

Smoker is not happy about the highly confidential orders to bring a captured Whitebeard Second Division Commander to Impel Down. Shady deals are openly hidden and his darn sense of justice tingles uncomfortably... Smoker/Ace.

Clockwork AU. In a world of automatons, Sherlock is not.

In the wild, animals hide evidence of pain, in order to avoid appearing to be easy prey. So does Robin.

Oneshot: "Was this the first time a geth asked if it had a soul?" - "No. It was the first time a Creator became frightened when we asked."

Aral was doing math problems and grumbling about it when they got the word. Da later told people that Aral had been studying military strategy, and Aral didn't contradict him, but really, it was math. Mad Yuri's Civil War

"Team Kakashi? Why are we always Team Kakashi?" Naruto's tired of having the team named after his sensei and wants a change! Kakashi really couldn't care less, and no one bothers to listen to Sasuke anymore. As for the enemy-nin caught up in all this... well, he always knew Konoha-nin were crazy.

AU, no bijuu, follows "Fox Moon". Naruto has secrets and Sasuke wants to please his father. Oh, and there's Orochimaru, plotting Kitsune, unfortunate werewolves, assorted demons, mysterious elders, simmering tensions, attempted murder, unhappy mothers...

Elissa's soul is misplaced and a earth woman becomes a Grey Warden without even knowing what one is. How a modern, earth woman adapts and solves Ferelden's problems, like the Blight and the lack of flush toilets.

When Rob Lucci notices a familar jolly roger tied to an unfamiliar ship, he decides he must investigate, only to gain a rather interesting proposal... mild hints of LuccixRobin

During the fight in Jotunheim, Laufey sees the blue on Loki's skin and remembers where he lost his first child.

At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.

Arthur has told Alfred time and time again not to mess with the legend of Bloody Mary. It wasn't a party trick, it was real. Of course, Alfred didn't believe him. But Alfred soon learns calling upon Bloody Mary can be costly... ::USUK::

The Truth grinned. "They say the Truth will set you Free. Fullmetal beat me. Can you tell me why?"

A series of drabbles set before High Maintenance. Because getting there is half the fun.

Pharaoh Atemu makes his way by sacred barque through the sea of Nu in the Kingdom of Osirus. A challenge is put to him in the 12th division of the underworld and Atemu is caught by surprise; this detail was never mentioned in the Book of Gates.

There were times when Danny wanted to resurrect Steve's father, just so he could punch him in the face.

This will be a series of short stories revolving around a minor character: Cupcake. Slash. Cupcake/Chekov. Yep.

Kekkei genkai aren't the only things the ninja of Konoha can inherit. Because we are more than the sum of our parts - there are others' in us, too. Oneshot.

Three times Dastan proved his loyalty and the one time that he didn't have to. It wasn't his fault his brothers seemed to attract assassination attempts. Pre-movie.

When John Myers heard he was being transferred to Antarctica, he'd expected penguins, snow, and cold so deep he could feel it in his bones. Instead, he got a jungle paradise filled with monsters, strange ruins, and a homicidal elf.

Just because Cloud never gets tired of fighting the darkness in his heart doesn't mean said darkness feels the same way.

HPLOTR. Harry was in an alien world, surrounded by talking trees and the legend of the Rings. There's a war going on and he's determined to stay out of it, until it drags him in. Forget about the old world of Hogwarts and Voldemort, he has to survive.

On the plains of Edoras, Legolas gets down to the bare truth about life and love. Just a Gimli/Legolas one-shot. Yes, it's slash; I don't write anything else.

Drake was in absolutely no shape to fight the Merlinian sorcerer, even if he had still been wearing his ring; the absence of it on his finger ached like a raw wound.

Some lights never go out. Yugi in Radiant Garden. Drabblet. Now with crack omake!

Thirteen truths about the gods and mortals of the Shinobi World.

On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.

Kakashi gets hit with a Jutsu and becomes feral; contains unbeta'ed content, some humour and fluff.

After Hell, Dean's pain tolerance is ridiculously high. Sam is impressed, and disturbed by it.

Kunoichi are not what they once were. Now they are weaklings, disgraces to the name soldier, and it makes Tsunade sick.

When a Romero-style zombie outbreak hits, three supervillains, led by a long time loser, find themselves doing whatever it takes to save themselves, and eventually, the rest of humanity.

(ESB AU) Emperor Skywalker, obsessed with finding his son, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space. Meanwhile, a small group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Hoth...

The road of life is easier to walk with a traveling companion. Some friendships occur naturally and spontaneously. Others take more time and effort, and occasional manipulation from the local expert in psychological torture. This is one of those times.

Ace wasn’t sure which was worse--having a famous father, or having an even more famous brother. *A vision of a possible future, set after the ending of One Piece. Contains spoilers for chapter 550*

The Lord of the West has his amber eyes set upon the miko Kagome. After all, he is the only one worthy of such a prize. What is there to hold him back? Obssessive/Possessive Seshomaru Blanket Disclaimer: characters and original anime show plot are not min

Luke saved his father's soul in ROTJ, but Anakin still died a slave.

AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.

Sequel to Prison Conversations. Sokka attempts to rejoin Aang, et al, after escaping from a Fire Nation prison. This is complicated, or maybe assisted, by his being accompanied by Prince Zuko. Rated for language and adult themes.

Qui-Gon learned his lesson with Xanatos. He will not baby Obi-Wan.

The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.

AU::COMPLETE::The Kyuubi has control of Naruto's body, and Konoha is suffering. Iruka has two choices, and he's about to crash and burn.::T for violence and character death::

A mysterious noise starts a chain of events that propels Harry and Hedwig to another world. He encounters wizards, dwarves, male Veela . . . and discovers that the only way for him to get back home is to complete a dangerous mission.

AU. Nellie Lovett is transported for knifing her husband in self-defence. Now she has returned ten years later to find that London isn't the way she left it – and that one barber in particular is in need of help. On hold for major revision.

Complete - Ten year old Iruka is crying. He has every right to be crying, because he is hopelessly lost. And to make matters worse, this snooty, arrogant ANBU has just dropped on his head.

The night before Naruto's team returns to Konoha, Gaara has one last request.

Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.

“Smoker…” “Yes, sir?” “Knock some sense in to my grandson.” Smoker’s fist connected with Ace’s head with a crack. Yet another Smoker Ace story, Ace needs to talke to his Grandpa so he boards Smoker's ship. /SL7.2/

Yuugi has an impossible wish. But than, what is life if not a string of impossibilities?

NaruSaiNaru. Courting rituals of the socially inept. Or how Naruto got a clue.

Peter Parker declares his undying love for Mary Jane Watson, who vows to help him confront his fear and guilt as SpiderMan joins forces with Daredevil to break up a ring of international terrorists bent on wreaking havoc all over the Big Apple.

I couldn't resist. Completely separate from my other stories. Inuyasha stumbles across his brother's clothing, armor and dead vassals. And it only gets stranger from there on out when he discovers his brother's a toddler hiding beneath Ah Un's body.

[2007 Movieverse] Everything can change in an instant. But you never, ever give up. The story of a boy and his car. Or a robot and his ghost.

Iruka doesn't have the best of luck sometimes. He has to explain this to Tsunade after an encounter with Itachi. Slight hints of shounenai, ie malemale.

It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.

Principal Powers knew Sky High had to change. What did she turn to for inspiration?

In Fourth Age Valinor, Legolas tries and fails to learn a new skill.

AU, Complete. Luke learns that his father, Darth Vader, was murdered by a Jedi. Intent on avenging that death, Luke decides to track down the murderer: Anakin Skywalker. NOTE 2/15/20: I am tweaking and updating this on AO3.

A twisted little tale for Halloween. A visitor from Rivendell experiences the fabled hospitality of the Silvan Elves. Erestor Thranduil Galion Legolas. Warning: Flagrant disregard for canon. Egregious librarian abuse. Plagiarism both alone and wit

Elrond is fed up with all the catastrophes and has come up with a solution. It does not really work, and so the next kidnapping is inevitable. Now Elrond is annoyed, Aragorn and Legolas are bored – and the kidnappers quickly see that they made a mistake.

A shocked Neji learns that Rock Lee and Maito Gai have brainwashed his only son. Let the blood bath begin.

Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]

In an alternate reality, the clone commanders reject Order 66 and spare the lives of their Jedi commanders. Prequel piece for Total War.

A nineteenyearold Imrahil and his friend Andrahar spend a night at a brothel that threatens their relationship. Warning: Explicit slash in Chapter Five. UPDATED: Chapter Twelve is up.

Kurosaki Ichigo, 15 years old. Hair colour: orange. Eye colour: brown. Occupation: superpowered ballerina.

Hikaru's father, on the subject of his son

Slash. The Sith deal in absolutes. The heart, however, is far crueller...for it offers no such simplicity. ObiWanMaul.

There is more to Umino Iruka then meets the eye. A core of steel lays beneath that sweet and seemingly innocent exterior and the soft façade of velvet wrapped around the iron fist is thin enough to see at points. Minor Kakashi Iruka Hints

Though it may take a village to raise a child, that doesn't mean they're doing it right... a look at the childhoods of Team Gai and the Rookie 9.

Continuing the story Rebellion. Yugi now possesses Arcana's Dark Magician, the very card monster who helped him become the 'Master of the Dark Magician'. What challenges must be met to integrate this newcomer into Yugi's deck?

On a mission to the Valley of Dreadful Death, two giant spiders encounter adventure, tackle moral issues and find love. AU, humour, spider slash.

Right after Whiskey Peak, Nami helps Vivi understand the cost of their help.

The Dinobots discover a classic of English literature - Revised and Completed!

Naruto and Sasuke and Neji, and something like a relationship. Threesome.

The Nine Tails Fox has a most unexpected person on the brain . . . Implied shounen ai.

In the cold months before spring, Iruka takes a moment for himself and asks someone a very important question. Shounen ai.

I've always wondered what Jack was like before he became undead. So, here's a story about his rise, or descent, whichever way you look at it, to Pumpkin King. Recently edited. Hope everyone's had fun! R&R!

Set in Gof, what if Harry had found a way to overcome the second task? What if while searching through the library he came across an insignificant seeming little book that teaches him the magic he needs?