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Joined 07-10-12, id: 4120701, Profile Updated: 11-18-16
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Undertale.


[I'm just going to put in my first blog post]

This here be my first post, mateys!

Hello to nobody,
This is my blog. I created it on a whim, and the url is because is already taken.

About me:
I like Naruto (on chap 551[Now chapter 624]), Death Note (on chap 40[Now chapter 70]), The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (read all books, seen every anime, skipped the manga cuz it sucks), Ouran High School Host club (on episode 4 and I'll read the manga after I watch the anime), and Harry Potter.

My favorite fictional characters:
1. Yakushi Kabuto (He's a ninja-doctor-necromancer-spy-dragon-scientist / even though at times it seems as though he needs a therapist)
2. Deidara (This blog is a bang, un!) and Sasori (No it isn't, it sucks.)
3. Sai (PENIS!)
4. Orochimaru (Mmmm, Sasuke-kun...)
5. Koizumi Itsuki (I don't blog how I blog, I just blog that I blog, you blog?)
6. Light Yagami/ Yagami Raito (J, blogging too hard, 12H)
7. Hermione Garnger (Now I'm going to blog, before any of you come up with another crazy plot to get us killed, or worse, expelled.)
8. L (bLog)
9. Suzumiya Haruhi (the Saving the world by Overloading it with blogs Suzumiya Haruhi brigade!)
10. Hatake Kakashi (Blog Blog Paradise? What happened to Icha Icha!?)


This is my Postscript:
blogging is fun!

I also like Yakushi Kabuto, Draco Malfoy, Itachi, Kabuto, Naruto, Kabuto, Kabuto... What? No, I'm not insane!

Funny Quotes

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!' -- Ansyori

Teacher: Are you cheating?
Me: No, we are sharing.
Teacher: Sharing is cheating.
Me: No, sharing is caring!!

A man came to the door and asked if i would donate to the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business... again.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

What do you call a twerking cloud? Miley cirrus!

WHY??? THE ONLY FICTIONAL CHARACTER I EVER CRUSHED ON, AND I READ HOUSE OF HADES AND FOUND OUT THAT HE'S GAY! WHYYY??????????????? ITS NOT FAIR!!!!!! Put this in your profile if u crushed on Nico Di Angelo


cleo is cool too though.

I often write lemons, although none are posted online yet.

Stuff about me you probably don't want to know:

The first lemon I wrote was Orochimaru/Sasuke. It was horrible.

I have never written a heterosexual lemon. I have tried. It didn't work.

My OTP is OroKabu.

I am currently writing, ummm... 1... 2... 3... 4, 5, 6, 7. Seven lemons at once. And I am planning out another. It's going to be amazing. It'll be like a choose your own adventure story. (.) It's also OroKabu :D *squeee*.

I have completed... Three lemons. I may or may not post them.

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20 Simple Questions by TheEvilPinkCupcake reviews
What's your favorite hair color? What's your greatest fear? What's your favorite number? These may seem like simple questions, but simple questions don't always have simple answers. The Marauders begin posting polls on the notice board, and what starts off as an unimportant game for entertainment starts to bring two people closer together. Guess who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,992 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 6/25/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders
Katherine Nott by iCheat reviews
The Weasley twins meet an unlikely Gryffindor and decided they want to be friends with her. OC focus. Previously called My Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 148,572 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 6/15/2012 - George W., Fred W.
Harry Potter, the Deathly Hallows, and What Might by gotimtim reviews
Harry Potter, the Deathly Hallows and the Story of What Might Have Been- AU- Taking one key moment in the story and changing it a bit- what happens from there? Do things end the same way? How does it change the story? Reviews Welcomed. Rated T for content and themes. Thanks, and enjoy! On hiatus until further notice. Scheduled next to be finished after my current project.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 134,693 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
No? Really? You Sure? by inescapablesuffering reviews
Strange snapshots of Sirius's somewhat weak attempts to get a girlfriend, combined with his super-cool fool-proof matchmaking services. Of course, nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool like Sirius: Sequel-ish thing to "So Is That a Yes?" You don't really have to read So Is That a Yes to get this though. T to be safe. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,299 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Sirius B.
Insanity by Chuck Norris Worshipper reviews
""Don't move!" I opened my eyes and went cross eyed as I focused on the thin, round stick that was centimeters from poking the bridge of my nose. ...Is this for real? I slapped it away without thinking." After enduring her friend's psycho Russian ritual, Rebekah finds herself surrounded by loons... or somehow inside JK Rowling's Hogwarts in the 70's. But that's crazy, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sirius B., OC
Hourglass Jewels by lydiamaartin reviews
Teddy Lupin was used to making a mess of things in Hogwarts; after all, it was part of his job description. But when you add a Weasley, particularly Victoire, and a magical hourglass, things start to get wonky. The next thing he knows, he's meant to be teaching his teenaged father DADA in 1977. With Victoire. How did this stuff always happen to him? - HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,245 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Twists of Fate by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
AU. Bitten by a Vampire the night Voldemort attacked, Harry Potter is believed dead. So what happens when Remus shows up at Hogwarts with a fifth year son bearing the lighting scar and the name of Lupin 14 years later?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,909 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 2,713 - Follows: 2,429 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
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Sans Amis(s) reviews
(NOT an interactive story; see notes for more info) (Frisk's POV - Present Tense, 1055 words) You wake. Sleep feels heavy in your eyes, gluing your vision dark. You can't remember. "heya." You flinch away, and feel your face twist into a demented grin as you shrink back, suddenly registering the smoothness of the knife's handle as your thumb strokes idly over the polished surface.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2017 - Frisk, Sans, Chara - Complete
Science will have to wait until morning reviews
YAOI/SLASH/SHOUNEN AI! Orochimaru and Kabuto have an arguement and end up kissing. The rating is T because this is not a lemon. But it is romantic. They are in love. If you like this pairing you really should read it, I think it's really good. :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2014 - [Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.]
Even if it Kills Me reviews
Kabuto is captured and tortured. Orochimaru rescues him and they talk. This is not romantic. They are not in love. Contains graphic descriptions of torture, but you can skip that if you want :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Magical Artist Powers (or something like that) reviews
Juli Owens was totally normal, until she got sucked into an alternate universe by a snake. Then her life started spiraling down into an abyss of tubular epicness. I mean, who wouldn't want to have magical artist powers? Like, she can even create people now! She also got to meet her favorite character of all time, Kabuto! But some things are different from her expectations... SaixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Sai, OC
The Second Time Around reviews
One of Harry's descendents touches something in the department of mysteries, which causes everything to go back to the time of Lily and James, but with an extra character. She makes everything right. Remus/OC. Rated T because I'm paranoid. Better summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Remus L., OC
Lets get random! reviews
So, Ron and Neville meet, and decide to team up to make Luna and Hermione, who are currently in a relationship trying to do the same thing, jealous. Plz dont flame plpz, special fangz to evry1 whos nice, geddit cuz im goffik?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Neville L., Ron W.
Lily and James reviews
A story of Lily and James that my sister wrote, she is 7 so be nice! It is about Lily and James and their time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
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