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Joined 07-10-12, id: 4120793, Profile Updated: 12-08-13
Author has written 30 stories for Treasure Planet, Superjail!, Rise of the Guardians, Wreck-It Ralph, Monsters vs. Aliens, Kim Possible, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Frozen, My Little Pony, Steven Universe, and How I Met Your Mother.

Come one, come all! Boys and Girls of all ages! (Okay, maybe not of all ages...)

Welcome to my profile! I must give you a warning if you are looking to enter. Things get dirty...and I mean dirty. I'd hate to be the cause of your loss of innocence...But if you are willing then have fun as you roam through the ideas that partake in my mind! You must know that I have a lot of girl on girl pairings. Some for the expense of my friends, and others as my own guilty pleasure. If you can't handle it, I suggest you respect my own and leave it alone. I do the same for other pairings I don't like, so the favor could be returned...please?

Favorite Movies:

Treasure Planet - This movie is my childhood! It was the first movie I ever saw, and it was one of the only six I had as a young child.

Wreck-It Ralph - This was so fucking adorable I can't put it into words. My school once played it on a half day, and my friends had to sit their and calm me down for the majority of it...

Pitch Perfect - I don't even know why I like this one...It made me laugh...a lot...

Favorite TV Shows/Cartoons:

Kim Possible - You ever go back to one of your old childhood shows and see all the underlying messages? Let's just say there were a few parts in here where I had to put down my coffee...

Superjail - Midgets, Robots, Trans, Convicts, Gruesome Deaths, and Rivals?! What more could one ask for!?!

Adventure Time - When I first heard about it, I thought it'd be a stupid kid's show. Then, I had to babysit my cousin and we ended up watching it...Needless to say, I love subtext.

Avatar: The Last Airbender - Two words: Toph Beifong.

Legend of Korra - Three words: Chief Lin Beifong.

Favorite Characters:

Warden (Superjail)

Mistress (Superjail)

Captain Amelia (Treasure Planet)

Dr. Delbert Doppler (Treasure Planet)

Jim Hawkings (Treasure Planet)

Sergeant Calhoun (Wreck-It Ralph)

Vanellope Von Schweetz (Wreck-It Ralph)

Shego (Kim Possible)

Marceline the Vampire Queen (Adventure Time)

Toph Beifong (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Azula (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Korra (Legend of Korra)

Lin Beifong (Legend of Korra)

Favorite Pairings:

Captain Amelia/Dr. Doppler

Hero's Cuties (Fix-It Felix Jr./Sergeant Calhoun)

KiGo (Kim Possible/Shego)

Wardess (Warden/Mistress)

Bubbline (Princess Bubblegum/Marceline)

KaToph (Katara/Toph)

Azutara (Azula/Katara)

Linorra (Lin/Korra)

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Et Mundus Eos by Voltalia the Majestic One reviews
[Unofficial sequel to "Extended Stay" by Prepare-for-the-crazy.] The Warden, the Mistress and their son find themselves ruling the world alongside a group of punky youths and other such diverse people. Will they get through the challenge together? Find out in this story. Rating changed from T to M. [Wardess; OC x OC]
Superjail! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 10/5/2013 - [The Warden, The Mistress] OC
So many hearts by The Queen Homestuck reviews
Pitch has been secretly falling in love with Jack, he really wants to start a relationship with the white haired beauty, but when Jack proposes to Tooth all hell breaks loose.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Jack Frost, Tooth
Love I Can Possess by Wordmangler reviews
This sequel to "God Help the Outcasts" (my retelling of the movie) is about how Susan deals with being a hero, fame, and the loss of being able to fit into normal society. It also looks at how two people can mean enough to each other that they are willing to ignore physical limitations merely to be together. Plus more aliens! New monsters! Bob!
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 182,963 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Susan M./Ginormica, Dr. Cockroach - Complete
A Captain's Tale II: Tales untold by BrittS.Walker reviews
Love comes in many shapes and sizes , it's only viewed through many points in time,trials and tests. Amelia and Delbert are no exception to this rule..especially when their own little ones comes along. ...They soon discover its only a part of the Circle of life
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27,664 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Captain, Doctor - Complete
All in the Family by Voltalia the Majestic One reviews
Sequel to "An Unexpected Child". The Warden and the Mistress try to balance a developing romance with family, work and much more. Expect some hijinks from Warden along the way. Rating may change later on.
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,239 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - [The Warden, The Mistress] - Complete
Outsiders by zman2998 reviews
Dudley has moved and is in a new school with no friends yet to speak of. Dudley has had trouble talking to people let's see how many friends he can make.
T.U.F.F. Puppy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Dudley P., Kitty K.
Glitch Switch by Fix-it Feli reviews
When Vanellope and Felix get in a horrid car crash, their lives change... and not for the better. With the help of Ralph and Calhoun, they must set things back to normal.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,469 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr.
An Unexpected Child by Voltalia the Majestic One reviews
Originally published by Cooljoe64, this story is now mine to finish where he left off. Anyway, the Mistress discovers that she is pregnant with the Warden's baby and is forced to decide not only what to do with it, but whether or not to include its father into its life. Did I mention that Warden is also working on his craziest project yet?
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,379 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - [The Mistress, The Warden] - Complete
Always In My Heart by CaptainAmeliaDelbertDopplerFan reviews
Falling in love. It doesn't happen every day. But when it does, the feeling is euphoric. Captain Amelia Smollet of the RLS Legacy was the definition of a brick. Stiff, almost unfeeling, not much can be done to change it. Doctor Delbert Doppler was an astrophysicist. He was the definition of dorky. Find out how these 2 polar opposites become the very definition of true love.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 57,198 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Doctor, Captain - Complete
the captains tale by BrittS.Walker reviews
this is a story of a captain and her nieces a tale of love , hurt comfort and friend ship... set before , dring and after TP AxD paring no JimxOC
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,480 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Captain, Doctor - Complete
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The Champion reviews
This is based off of a Boxer AU that originated from the great mind that is tapeworm-draws-stuff on tumblr. It's basically the trials that the Crystal family face in society and in the ring.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2014
The Switch
After a terrible car crash, Finn and Fionna Humun lose their memories. While trying to remember who they are they switch lifes and instead of being themselves they mistake their identities for the other. Will they be able to go back? Or are they forever stuck? Read to find out. Contains: Finnshall, Fiogum, Bubbline, and Marball
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 898 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014
The Wedding of Zap and Mistress Mare-volous reviews
Spike gets an all new comic, and it's entitled "The Disasterous Wedding". Watch as the Mane 6 struggle through family values and crazy villians. Appledash.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2014 - [Applejack, Rainbow Dash] Twilight Sparkle, Spike
Ooo High School reviews
A look into Finn and Fionna's high school adventures. A lot of pairings will ensue. Along with plenty of OCs. Bubbline, Fionna x Gumball x Marshall, one-sided Fubblegum, OC x A lot of girls, OC x A lot of guys, OC x OC, and eventual FinnFlame/SmokyBear. Rated T for adult themes and hints at molestation. You have been warned.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Finn, Fionna, OC
TBA reviews
Drakken decides to get another assistant that will become Shego's apprentice. Kim decides the two are too much to handle on her own and gets an apprentice of her own. But when the world and all existence is threatened, the pairs are forced to pair up if they want to live. Unexplained thoughts and feelings come up. Kigo and OC/OC femmslash. You have been warned.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,064 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Kim P., Shego, OC
Welcome to the life of a Wonderbolt
A humanized AU where the Wonderbolts is an elite Air Force squad. It's Rayne's dream to be one. Watch as Rayne and Jackie explore their friendship and possible romance through the test of time and through trials.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,594 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack
Stupid Song reviews
Basically, Marceline is captain of the Night-o-Sphere's football team. Bonnibel is from Ooo High school, a rival team. Marceline serenades Bonnibel with the song Pigskin by Hollywood Undead and asks her out. Bonnibel's answer leads to a crappy, one-shot smut.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum] - Complete
The Taboos of Arendelle reviews
The people of Arendelle lived their life just as any other kingdom would. Except, there are people in this naïve, innocent kingdom with urges unlike others. Read along as we go through Arendelle's secret taboos.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Hans
Mistakes affect your life reviews
After a wild party, the Mane 6 and others find themselves in rather unfortunate predicaments. Pregnancies, ditched responsibilities, drinking, implied sex, suicidal thoughts. You've been warned. Rated T for now, but could possibly go to M later.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014
The First Knight reviews
"Finn, I'm going to tell you a long story that happened way before you were born..." Princess Bubblegum reflects on her first knight, and the troubles they had been given in the past that they needed to correct. But does love really conquer love? Oneshot, Bubbline, One sided Fubblegum, mentions of sex and drugs. You've been warned.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/19/2013 - [Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum] Finn - Complete
What if? reviews
What if it was Felix who went Turbo instead of Ralph because he was sick of having things handed to him on a silver platter? What would happen then? WIR AU.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Studying reviews
Tamora learns that you can enjoy studying as long as you have the right partner. Rated T because of adultish themes. One-shot
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Doc to the Rescue reviews
It's up to Dr. Cockroach to fix everything this time. He has to save a marriage, a friendship, and figure out what to do with the newborn monster. Can he fix everything and keep the group together? Or will it spiral out of control?
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,424 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Dr. Cockroach, Susan M./Ginormica, The Missing Link
I'm not a quack reviews
Dr. Cockroach has finally perfected his invention. He can share it with the others and they can now have normal lives! Yet, something seems to have changed between the Doc and Susan...Read to find out more! Rated T for safety.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,328 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - B.O.B., Dr. Cockroach, Susan M./Ginormica, The Missing Link - Complete
Wait reviews
"Wait!" Felix shouted. "Please! Don't do this! I'm begging you, please." The predator only laughed as it stalked closer to its prey. Felix backed up against the wall. His captor lifted him up against it. "C'mon. You know you want to do this..." It chuckled.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Switch reviews
When the core four get caught in a storm, something strange happens. The only pairing is Hero's Cuties, and it's rated T for slight suggestions.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Complete
You Ringed? reviews
Fix-It Felix Jr. is the sweetest, kindest man you'd ever have the chance of meeting. He is the epitome of good. Yet, no one is completely innocent. Not even the little, 8-bit hero himself. Hero's Cuties pairing. Rated M for a reason. Two-shot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Extended Stay reviews
The Mistress has to stop at Superjail. What happens when her stay becomes longer than she hoped? Read and find out! This is a Misden story, so if you don't like don't read. Rated T for language and implied themes
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,285 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - The Warden, The Mistress - Complete
Winter plus Teeth equals love reviews
Well, Jack- Scratch that...You see, Bunny- No. Not that. Um...Tooth...You know what? Just read it, and find out for yourselves!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Jack Frost, Tooth
This HAS to be a dream reviews
Most people dream that they aren't wearing any clothes but she wasn't most people. No. Instead, everyone except her was close to being naked. Oneshot. More or less a sequal to "What have I done?" but can stand on its own.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
What have I done? reviews
She didn't mean to kill her two best friends. She didn't mean to be caught doing it. And most of all, she didn't mean to kidnap her own boyfriend. Heroes Cuties Oneshot. Rated M for Rape.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
It isn't good to be curious reviews
Gene follows Felix to see what he's up to. He shouldn't have done it. Heroes Cuties at the end! Implied themes. One-shot
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Jealous Much? reviews
Jim compares his life to Delbert. ONESHOT. I do not own Treasure Planet.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Jim Hawkins, Doctor - Complete
Kidnapping and a washroom? reviews
Doppler is kidnapped, and taken on a ship. With no clue what's going on, he's taken into the washoom. What he gets is a huge surprise. Rated M for a reason.
Treasure Planet - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Doctor - Complete
What happens after Game Over? reviews
This is my sequal to The Captain's Game. Not anything else to say really... Disclaimer:I do not own anything except my OCs.
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Captain, Doctor
How I met your Mother TreasurePlanet Style! reviews
What do you get when you combine an awesome TV show with an awesome movie? This wierd fanfic! I'm really crazy, and I had to do this. Jim is telling his kids the story of how he met their mystery mom. Disclaimer: I do not own How I met your Mother or Treasure Planet. But it would be REALLY awesome if I did.
Crossover - Treasure Planet & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Jim Hawkins
The Captain's Game reviews
While sneaking around our favorite feline Captain finds out that some of the crew want to sleep with her. She decides a little game is in order until they figure out who she likes. Rated T. Disclaimer: I sadly do not own the rights to Treasure Planet.
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Captain - Complete
First times reviews
Doctor Delbert Doppler and Captain Amelia Smollet's first time stuff. First kiss, date, etc. Disclaimer: I don't own Treasure Planet.
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Doctor, Captain
Delbert and Amelia reviews
This is just a little Demelia story that I made for my favorite couple in my favorite movie. It's rated T for some cusing. Disclaimer: I do not own Treasure Planet. If I did, there would have been a second.
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,784 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Doctor, Captain - Complete
Treasure Planet: Behind the Scenes reviews
This is what happened while filming. It's really like a bunch of bloopers...T for cursing... Disclaimer: I don't own Treasure Planet. I think Disney does...
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Complete
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