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Author has written 18 stories for Sherlock.

Hello,

I'm a 27-year-old female stuck on Sherlock till the next season airs!

My favorite genre is humor, I also like supernatural very much. I have a certain weakness for wingfics. I also enjoy kidfics, although I don't think I'll write any of those anytime soon...

I don't ship John and Sherlock and I wont write slash, I see their relationship as something closer to being brothers. Although I tolerate reading mild instances of it in very well written stories.

So far all I have written and have planed for the future are humor. What can I say, I like to have some laughs!

English isn't my first language, so there's a chance of you finding mistakes in my fics, be gentle with me!

I better warn you, I'm not a prolific author, I write when the muse hits me over the head with inspiration. I guess it's lucky I stick to one shots rather than multi-chapters, eh? If I ever venture into the domain of the muti-chapters, I'd make sure to know at least where the plot is going...

I solemnly swear to reply to each and every review you leave me, unless you don't have an account or your PM is off, in which case I can't reply, so I won't! And I don't mind my inbox being filled with reviews, so don't be shy! :D

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Re: Dear Sherlock Cast (Or What REALLY Happens In Sherlock's Universe) by shnuffeluv reviews
Yeah, total crack fic, 'cause I'm bored. Off-screen things that might happen in the Sherlock Universe, or responses to what WE think happens...sorry, really sick and desperate for something to do, so I created this.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5h ago - Published: 1/28
Trepidation to Text by Feagalad reviews
Opening text messages from Sherlock Holmes could be dangerous. Of course, John always had to check. He never knew whenever Sherlock could be fending off a swordsman or engaged in a gunfight or need someone to pick up milk for him to pour down the drain...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 107,321 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
My Dear Miss Watson by bravehearttegan reviews
Like Rex Stout, I believe that Watson was actually a woman, well no I don't, but it's fun writing her. AU Shorts, Drabbles and the occasional series. Chapter 27, In which Watson may lose her drawers and Holmes may be going 'do-lally.'
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,594 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Bollocks by jackwabbit reviews
A series of 221B fics, all ending in the same word, which should be self evident. Summaries at the start of each story/chapter. All gen so far, multiple character foci.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 3/22/2012
Disjecta Membra by Capt-Facepalm reviews
Canon Sherlock Holmes. A collection of drabbles which will be updated sporadically. Mainly Watson-centric, some h/c, some angst, some crack. No slash. Current entry: This entry is a bit lighter than the last. A bit of banter.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 8/10/2011
Where is Sherlock? by Sherlockreader reviews
Some texts between a The Sniper and The Master Criminal.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 63 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty, Sebastian W./Seb
The Sorites Paradox by tripodion reviews
"Something heavy lands in front of him, splashing in the puddled water, and Sherlock is thrown off his feet, his face roughly smacking the rain slick street. He raises his head off the wet pavement. He must have hit it harder than he presumed. Because now there is an angel in front of him. He says his name is John." AU Wing!Fic
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,251 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 6/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Twitterature SH by whitchry9 reviews
Written for a prompt. Twitterature is composed of 20 tweets or less. Chapters each contain one episode, but are not in order. My *at* signs have been eaten, sorry about that. *Some chapters have been updated, because I was stupid and only did 15 tweets.*
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, Irene A.
A Building of Bridges by Unique reviews
No one would ever send Sherlock in to diffuse a stand-off; but on one unlikely day, that's exactly what happened. "Congratulations, Lestrade," he called out sarcastically. "You're traumatizing a war veteran."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,325 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Namesake by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
John gets a puppy which Sherlock happily names...Lestrade, however, is not pleased.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mary M. - Complete
In my closet by Caz251 reviews
Sherlock's habit of deleting things makes for a confusing conversation for John. Written as a comment-fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Science of Friendship by Pickwick12 reviews
Sherlock's friends force him to write. What will the results be? Non-Slash. Includes the perspectives of other characters as well.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 22,207 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Crime in Rhyme by Ennui Enigma reviews
The following compilation is blamed on a lack of sleep and a deplorable sense of rhythm and rhyme. (And apparently a dearth of frontal lobe inhibition too.) Read at your own risk!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 42 - Words: 11,334 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Through Times and Spaces by kotane reviews
Totally AU. Sherlock and John are two friends who seek out each other through rebirth cycles, starting with their life in Atlantis and finally meeting in XXI century. Um... Not as strange as it seems, give it a try (please?). I even plan on making them save the world. Friendship, Angst, Humor at one point, definitely an Adventure, and are lost continents considered Fantasy?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,884 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 1/7 - Sherlock H., John W.
He's Only Ever Human by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
On the few times that John actually notices Sherlock's humanity, it gives him a sense of being refreshed. Sherlock's only human. It's nice to see. Series of oneshots highlighting Sherlock's emotions, because we all know that he has them. Rated M: Chapter Seventy-Four for swearing and mentions of drug use. You can skip this chapter if you like - the rest of the story is rated T.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 52,711 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
King Thrushbeard by VioletBaudelaire07 reviews
Once upon a time there was an arrogant princess called Sherlock. Queen Mycroft is doing her best to find princess Sherlock a suitable husband - a nearly impossible task! (Was already published on my Tumblr)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Hospital Ennui: Alleviating the Boredom by Ennui Enigma reviews
Sherlock's hospitalised and very bored. An account of what eventually becomes Operation Ennui. The gears in the younger Holmes brother creak with ominous curiosity... now last chapter in which Sherlock is finally discharged home.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,948 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/27 - Sherlock H. - Complete
We're Not a Couple! by Roxanne15927 reviews
A series of oneshots about Sherlock and John in awkward situations. Friendship, no slash, despite the incriminating title. Fluffiness abounds!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,052 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Fýrgebræc by StillWaters1 reviews
When she was a little girl, Zoe nearly saw a man burn. Minor character expansion from TEH bonfire scene.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12 - Complete
Mrs Hudson's Smartphone by calgarry reviews
Mrs Hudson gets a smartphone for Christmas from John, but can't quite get the hang of it. Short, sweet little stories told in texts,not necessarily in order. Essentially a collection of oneshots, with some plots running through the whole story. Please read and review!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,609 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Mrs. Hudson
Know thine enemies, but also know thy friends by PolemicAcademic reviews
A collection of stories in which Lestrade and Sherlock investigate cases with John and discover some unexpected things about the doctor. Rated for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 48,143 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 4/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Other Watson by FindingRainbows reviews
Let's face it- both Watson's are qualified so why should Sherlock mind? Mild spoilers for HLV but set after it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19 - John W., Mary M., Sherlock H. - Complete
This Means War by Lady Silverbird reviews
We know that Sherlock has a penchant for shooting things when he gets bored. He ends up bored and somehow got his hands onto a dart gun.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Vellum and Morocco by pindergast reviews
Sherlock and John have taken up a case in America to investigate an enigmatic serial killer. Amidst the baffling clues, suspects, and incomprehensible American customs, there is an underlying sense of familiarity with one of the witnesses... Second installment of the 'Side of the Angels'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,325 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., OC - Complete
Eggwarming: A Study in Smaug by MomotsukiNezumi reviews
John Watson has the privilege of witnessing many strange things during life at Baker Street. From eyeballs in the microwave to hunting for bombs in underground train stations, nothing is normal. But nothing quite prepares him to come home to find Sherlock has stolen evidence from the police again and taken all his jumpers for a nest, trying to hatch what just may be a dragon egg.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14 - Sherlock H., John W., OC - Complete
Conversing over Lists by RittannasFire reviews
They have a deal; John does the shopping, Sherlock pays for it in exchange for John picking up some things for his experiments. John's not sure who's getting the better end of the deal, not with some of Sherlock's requests. Or maybe its Sherlock's explanations that worry him. (loosely connected one shots)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 1/6 - Sherlock H., John W.
Twelfth Night by johnsarmylady reviews
Chasing Sherlock around is making John ill - so what else is new? Although maybe next time he'll stick to reading trashy detective novels...so much better for everyone's peace of mind! A strange birthday gift for the lovely Jily Forevermore. Happy birthday! Rated K
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
The True Tale of Sir Boast-a-Lot by ObservationofTrifles reviews
This is the story of Sir Boast-a-Lot as told by John Watson of Devonshire, a medical man by trade who just returned from war and decided to try his luck in the city of Camelot. Complying with his fate, he got pulled into the adventure of his life (not that he minded much, of course).
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,643 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Conversation In A Kitchen by johnsarmylady reviews
Body parts in the fridge, experiments in the sink...comes a time when it all gets too much for John. A conversation in poetry - to make up to MrsPencil for previous bad behaviour - sorry :) Rated K
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Le Miserable Mycroft by castiels-shock-blanket reviews
Mycroft, as he promised, takes his parents to see Les Mis. Hilarity ensues. (One-shot)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4 - Mycroft H. - Complete
6 Seeds by FranklyJoyous reviews
A new twist on an old myth. John overhears a conversation between Molly and Sherlock that is raising questions about who his friend is, and why he's afraid when Molly says I'll see you soon.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
All I Want for Christmas is You by Dr. Kaitie Holmes reviews
Some chibi Johnlock. Sherlock asked Santa for a best friend. Then (albeit it being two years later) the Watson family appears and John Watson is thrown into Sherlock's life. Some mentions and hints of Mystrade. Note: yes, Sherlock is a pirate. Do not question it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Side of the Angels by pindergast reviews
After Sherlock's 'death', John is trying to put all the pieces back together. But during an unlikely investigation, he learns the truth behind the suicide of the 'fake genius'...and it's not at all what he expected. Rated T for language and some violence. *Sequel to Armageddon*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,275 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Disappearing Man by johnsarmylady reviews
Sherlock and John knew it wasn't possible for the man to disappear - but it would seem that's exactly what he did do. Rated T for mild swearing, a birthday gift for the talented and wonderful jack63kids.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Anderson - Complete
Fortune and Bust by ThessalyMc reviews
Missing scene from S1E1 - predicting fortunes over Chinese, John and Sherlock discuss issues that need to be dealt with before John can move in to 221B.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/6/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Scandal in the Schoolyard by FaramirsBlessing reviews
Kid!lock, Kid!John - A little one-shot about a friendless black-haired boy who goes through a rough day in the schoolyard.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Sgt. S. Donavan, Anderson - Complete
The Streets Forget by Any Unborn Child reviews
Oneshot. It was early evening when the power outage occurred.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
The Jew Broker's in Tottenham Court Road for Fifty-Five Shillings by Iwantthatcoat reviews
Happy Hanukkah (Chanukah, Chanukkah?)! It has always kinda bugged me, the somewhat anti-semetic bit of canon about how Sherlock gets his Stradivarius, so I decided to update it using bits from Cardboard Box and Mazarin Stone. Please let me know what you think.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Icy Conditions by Dayja reviews
A cabbie picks up an unusual passenger one freezing night. He has no coat, a big bruise on his forehead, and seems a bit confused before he rushes off into the darkness. What is a cabbie to do but follow?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Boxing Day by John Hama reviews
Watson writes about gifts, boxed and otherwise.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
Cupboard Luv by mattsloved1 reviews
Sherlock Holmes was seriously regretting his agreement to the terms Doctor Watson, had given him hours before. (A Follow up to 'Cupboard Love' as requested by Arty Diane. Silliness.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cupboard Love by mattsloved1 reviews
The former army captain kept his resolve until the right side of his face was brushed with a shirt once again. He closed his eyes, heaved a sigh and gave in to the inevitable. Why do I do this to myself? John wondered.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Conductor of Light by Otto Von Longshanks reviews
Everyone has a manu meridiem; bioluminescence in the palm of your hand. The colour of this is supposed to help you to find ... not quite your soul mate, though some call them that - rather, your Potential.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,492 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Five Times Sherlock Realized He Was Getting Older by Mildred Graves reviews
. . . And one time it didn't matter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,215 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Demonstration by johnsarmylady reviews
Greg isn't so sure he should have let Sherlock demonstrate how this particular murder was committed. A 221B Birthday gift for the lovely ITell. Rated T for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Open to Suggestion by SailOnSilvergirl reviews
John has yet another skill that Sherlock was unaware of. Can it help Sherlock solve a case? Can it help save Sherlock's life? Two chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Satisfaction by OMhypothesis reviews
Wherein Dr. John Watson devises a scheme to tempt young Sherlock Holmes into eating regular meals, and ends up gaining an ominous new friend. Silly, one-shot, friendship and humor. Rating for slight cusses.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Code Name: Julie, Oscar, Alpha, November by Enid Black reviews
Please note that, incidentally, this is a genderswap story: John becomes Joan... it's not my fault, it's that my dreams are weird! Joan Watson, 25, is head nurse in one of the continental camp hospitals during WWII. One day an annoying patient appears in the officers' ward and she will resort to dirty tactics to have him cooperate.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Reverse Psychology by Natalie River reviews
Mycroft didn't like to stoop as low as Sherlock in order to get his own way. Taking a certain skull or a certain doctor hostage worked effectively. Sometimes Mycroft has to use reverse psychology on his brother, and it's frighteningly easy. Other's don't mind stooping that low. Some people don't need to use mind tricks. Sherlolly, Johnlock, paternal Lestrade. One-shots. Sort of.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Molly Hooper's Date by mrspencil reviews
A date with Sherlock was bound to be straightforward... Dedicated to those ladies in Mrs Hudson's Kitchen who think Sherlock and Molly are made for each other. A sixth chapter added to wish thedragonaunt a belated very happy birthday.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Being an idiot by Missekatten reviews
Practically everyone is an idiot. But what does it really mean? Sherlock gets a new definition of the word as his and John's friendship takes off. Please read and review!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Casual Intimacy by ThessalyMc reviews
Mary knows Sherlock doesn't like to be touched. She's seen him snarl and snap when his personal space is invaded, but she's also seen him interact with those he's closest to. She watches him with John. Her smile stays with her all day. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lay Thee Down Now And Rest by Gwen's Blue Box reviews
Five Times John finds Sherlock sleeping in an impossible position and does not succeed in waking him, and One Time he doesn't even try. / Consisting of six snippets throughout the years, varying in length and content ranging from fluff and humour to hurt and comfort and back to fluff again. No slash, just strong friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Donovan's Deductions by johnsarmylady reviews
Sergeant Donovan should know better than to try to out-deduce Sherlock at a crime scene. A 221B dedicated to Daffidill for the inspiration she gave me. Rated K plus for language
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
The Best Cure by rukushaka reviews
"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep." - W.C. Fields. Insomnia h/c featuring our four favourite boys. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,361 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Sherlock's Three Year Old Opinions by TheWingsOfALonleyAngel reviews
Kidlock. Sherlock is three and John four. Sherlock doesn't like John but he is second guessing himself.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I Am Human by ArizonaRoseWolf reviews
Encouragement for people who need it. I may add more, not sure.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Sherlock H.
Gaining Wings by sheneya reviews
Inspired by the prompt: Sherlock is on the side of the angels, but he isn't one of them - literally. He is a demon who has decided, for whatever reason, to change sides on sherlockbbc-fic on LJ Contains Mild Slash implications and spoilers for season 2 All episodes, Just in case
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Unlocked by Edhla reviews
John won't be leaving for his date without his wallet and phone. Gift!fic for the lovely MadameGiry25, and not to be taken terribly seriously :)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Empty Grave by InkySpectacles reviews
In 1901, six-year-old Sherlock Holmes dies of pneumonia. Thirty-eight years later, he is joined by the recently deceased John Watson. And nearly seventy years after that, when an Inspector and his faithful Sergeant visit a quiet graveyard chasing a serial arsonist- that, my friend, is when things get interesting.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan
A Rather Tasty Ammunition by fraughtwithsparkles reviews
A prompt fill on LJ: Watson has taken to bringing food with him during Sherlock's cases. Because as much as Sherlock likes to say eating during cases is bad for his mind, Watson has found that if you stuff a mouthful of food in Sherlock's mouth while he's talking he will chew and swallow it so he can continue talking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Usefulness of the Death Frisbee by The Sherlocked Phan of Bag End reviews
Sherlock wearing his deerstalker for once. An apparent incident with some beetroots on a case. John's suspicion. And Sherlock can finally find a use for his death frisbee! One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherk Herlmes by Laetitia or La reviews
A 100 word drabble I did for patemalah21 over at Mrs. Hudson's kitchen. Sherlock wonders why John's called him Sherk Herlmes since the Irene incident.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock on Facebook by beckie2009i reviews
What would happen if the characters of Sherlock where on Facebook. Idea came from reading the Castle characters on Facebook. Set after series 2 episode 3 how Sherlock would tell the world he was back. I don't own the characters the BBC does because if i did i would not be leaving this much of a gap between episodes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Alas, Poor Bob by bsmadi reviews
John comes home from a night out with the boys to find that the wall might not have ears but the skull has found his voice. Crossover with the Dresden Files. Rated T for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2013
Bit of a Giggle by TimeLord98 reviews
Sherlock is sulking and John has a brilliant plan to cheer him up, but he needs Molly's help.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] John W. - Complete
Private Intrusions by johnsarmylady reviews
Sherlock needs to acquire a licence to work with the police as a private investigator, but bureaucratic problems beset his efforts. A one-shot in answer to Patemalah21's challenge on Mrs Hudson's Kitchen Forum. Rated K plus
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
An Unexpected Call by sherlockian-whovian-potterhead reviews
Set in The Hound of Baskerville. Mycroft demanded that Lestrade dropped everything in order to go to Dartmoor and check up on his little brother. And Lestrade, in spite of it all, was pleased that he'd get to be involved in a case for once. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2013 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Everyone can be organised, but why can't you? by flagma reviews
Kidlock: Sherlock has could always put everyone he meets into groups, now all he has to do is find out where new kid John belongs.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
S is for Anderson by MargyW reviews
When John discovers that Anderson's first name begins with the letter S, Sherlock's curiosity gets the better of him. Another fic exploring the "naughty boy" dynamic of Sherlock & John's friendship. Fic is a bit cracky. Rated T for language. Mentions of corporal punishment.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Great Escape by Random Ruth reviews
March 1976. John's taste in jumpers is all Harriet's fault, really. She's the one who took him and his teddy bear Hamish to clothes shop on a top secret mission and said, "See if there's anything you like." One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2013 - John W., Harry W. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Sherlock by patemalah21 reviews
It's Sherlock's Birthday and he receives a number of interesting comments and invitations. A birthday fic dedicated to Arty Diane.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Peek Through a Gaslit Window by Protector of the Gray Fortress reviews
Sherlock Holmes Drabbles! New series called "Victorian Expressions" starts on chapter 149.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 185 - Words: 23,152 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
The Nest Best Thing by Random Ruth reviews
The birds in the park are busy making nests to attract the ladies, but one bird has always struggled with that. He needs a very special nest. Meanwhile, Sherlock and John are waiting for a tweet. One-shot and the title is not a typo!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Did I Just Text A Murderer? by johnsarmylady reviews
the real story of what happened when Jeff Hope phoned after John had sent his text. A 221B birthday gift for the wonderful Arty Diane. Arty, I hope this also meets your challenge - sorry it took so long to do!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Apology by MapleleafCameo reviews
Sherlock needs to apologize to John. But first he has to figure out what he did. New chapter for Arty Diane's birthday ! rated K plus
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013
Stinky, Sulky Sherlock by jack63kids reviews
4 Arty, on the occasion of her birthday, as she likes a laugh. Sherlock is sulking in his room - so what's new you think. Changes are afoot and only John can talk him out of there...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Give Me Your Hands, If We Be Friends by bluerain1984 reviews
The texture of a honeycomb, filled with golden nectar. The innocent laughter of children. The feeling of having a friend beside him, and a touch of magic. Was the funny boy he found in the garden just a summer night's dream? Or was he very real, and standing beside him? Oneshot. Sherlock/John pre-slash fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Carry That Weight by ADayInOurLife reviews
No one, not even Sherlock Holmes, is infallible; and everyone needs help, needs their own guardian angel to watch out for them sometimes, someone else to carry the weight of everything. A series of unconnected 221B one-shots of different instances where different characters have looked out for Sherlock. Word count by my computer.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, John W.
Sherlock's Trick by Alice Bekett reviews
Sherlock likes to pretend to be adverse to garlic, mirrors, crosses etc. All in an effort to freak Anderson out. John catches on, and aids Sherlock. They make a bet on when Anderson will finally break and bring a wooden cross and mallet to work. Please don't sue me, I don't own Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Could be Dangerous by stripeyjumpers reviews
A Study in Pink without the pink. An alternate version of episode one in which Sherlock and John meet in a bit of a different way.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,532 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Big Brother is watching you by Looselybasedon reviews
Of course Mycroft has a hidden camera in Baker Street. He's pretty sure Sherlock doesn't know where though which is why what Mycroft sees comes as something of a surprise to him. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Oath to Sherlock by AglonAuthor reviews
We are determined. We are upset. We are the fandom who waited. We are the Sherlockians. Take this oath fellow Sherlock lovers, and officially become a Sherlockian.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Complete
Sherlock and the Hedgehog by TheWhovianSherlockian reviews
A short one shot between Sherlock and Mycroft with Sherlock as a kid. Sherlock finds a new pet and talks Mycroft into letting him keep it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Great White Holmes by MargyW reviews
When Sherlock is dosed with a mystery drug, Mycroft & John must deal with the fallout, and Mycroft gets a shock. (I'm crap at this) Rated T for language and drug references.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Operating Secret by librophile reviews
Lestrade arrests the strange umbrella-wielding man who dared try to bribe a police official. Then again, he's not as in control as he thinks. #1 in my "Meeting Mycroft" series;" plot inspired by Evenmoor. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2013 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Kidnapped! A Comedy by scuttlesworth reviews
Poor kidnappers. Kidnapping John Watson is like pulling on a thread tied to all sorts of crazy. It's enough to make a bloke get a job and go straight.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - John W. - Complete
Like a Fairy by stayalittlewhile reviews
John Watson's life is anything but interesting until he finds a certain being in his flat.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hunting The Huntsman by Scare4irony reviews
There's something on the loose in 221B Baker Street and Sherlock had better find it before John does. Sort of a sequel to Comparative Studies, though you don't have to read that for it to make sense. Some swearing involved. Inspired by a prompt by AlessNox.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/14/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
The Disguised Detective by TemporarilyAbaft reviews
"Sherlock had mentioned before that he sometimes used disguises. Until now, John hadn't really seen the man utilize one that went beyond changing his personality or voice. This time, however, it took John a second to realize that it was, actually, Sherlock." Elements of Doyle's "Dying Detective."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Why did I even try? by DarkestWolfx reviews
John takes Sherlock with him to help him get their shopping. Never again. Set sometime after the Blind Banker, but before The Great Game.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ars Gratia Artis by Feste the Fool reviews
"Trust issues," wrote John's psychiatrist, and firmly believed it, yet within 48 hours of meeting Sherlock, John had killed for him. Instant, unwavering trust. Either the psychiatrist was more incompetent than Mycroft believed, or someone else spoke to John about Sherlock, that night between meeting Sherlock at the morgue and the case that became "A Study in Pink." COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Complete
Sleep, Sherlock, Sleep by mattsloved1 reviews
John knows Sherlock is only staying awake now because he's stubborn. Some silliness to make us smile.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Old Man on Baker Street by night4all reviews
There's an old man on Baker Street who tells the most fantastic stories.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/21/2013 - John W. - Complete
Sherlock's Heart by Lilygloves reviews
Sherlock thinks over the events that took place by the pool. He realizes the significance of his relationship with John, and knows that Moriarty recognizes it too. Quick one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
John Watson's Medicine by sherlockfic reviews
This is a missing scene set in Arthur Conan Doyle's 'The Empty House' but with the BBC's updated characters. What happens when John Watson finds out the truth?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Second Hound, A Letter by Stutley Constable reviews
A letter from Sherlock Holmes to his brother regarding details of the Baskerville case not disclosed to Dr. Watson, which also suggests there is more to both Mycroft and the Diogenese Club.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Mycroft H, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Late-Night Laughter by Lemon Zinger reviews
A joke-swap starts one late evening featuring our favorite detective, doctor, and Scotland Yard inspector.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Dr. Watson, Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Sherlock Ficlets by medcat reviews
Two humorous ficlets by Karasik, whose "Household Experiments" I've translated and posted here before. The author, once again, has kindly granted me permission to translate and post. The ficlets are "A Session of Psychoanalysis" and "Childhood Games".
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Complete
5 assumptions that they all got wrong by obeytherandomness reviews
and the one assumption that they didn't. I've been seeing a lot of people write these, so I decided to give it a try. I hope you guys like it. This is Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,781 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Wedding by patemalah21 reviews
Sherlock's getting married. It should be a hoot! Dedicated to Johns Army Lady on her birthday. Five 221B chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, John W. - Complete
Sherlock: The Final Act by jack63kids reviews
Happy Birthday, Kate! Some frivolity at the expense of the Bard. Hope he don't mind it, given his propensity to bring stories up to date...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Sherlock H., Anderson, Sgt. S. Donavan, John W. - Complete
A Sign on His Back by moonlitwanderer reviews
Sherlock got bored in London so they move to Paris. John is not convinced there is much to do there but Sherlock proves him wrong. Just a short story but please review- tell me what you think and enjoy :)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Through the Rabbit Hole, Sideways by macgyvershe reviews
To save John, Sherlock places him in his Mind Palace. John goes where no man will ever go, but is it safe? John meets Blue (baby Sherlock), Black Beard (10 year old Sherlock) and Sherly (16 year old Sherlock). What a strange weird trip it becomes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
On Hiatus: Rotterdam by rukushaka reviews
""Used them after uni a bit. Purely for research purposes, of course," Sherlock said tiredly, head lolling against John's shoulder." Sherlock goes on a mission alone, or: Two blokes in a luxury hotel in the Netherlands. Non-linear timeline. Set during the Hiatus, no slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Obvious Case Of Bad Overacting by johnsarmylady reviews
Much to Sherlock's disgust John turns out a BAFTA worthy performance to trap a would be killer. A 221B in answer to Arty Diane's canon quote inspired challenge. Rated k - just for giggles!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Grimlock by Ms.Redrum reviews
When meeting the reaper in charge of taking ones soul, it's polite to at least be a bit interesting. In John's case, between the pain and the blood, he didn't get a chance to introduce himself to his reaper. Sherlock was just minding his own business when the fate's almost literally handed him the interesting soul of John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Partners by Ttime42 reviews
Sherlock & John have their roles, both at home and on the field. Friendship, mild power dynamics. Gen, but can be pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Study of Cyberspace by Lemon Zinger reviews
This is a series of texts, blogs, emails, voicemails, and calls between the detective, doctor, and anyone else unfortunate enough to get brought into this. Latest Chapter: A crying client takes a liking to the detective... much to everyone's amusement!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A 'Normal' Conversation by MockJayPhoenix12 reviews
...It's the closest thing they'll ever have to one. Non-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Write Stuff by MapleleafCameo reviews
John wants to write more interesting blog entries. Jazz it up a little. Sherlock is not amused. A humourous birthday present for the lovely and talented TheGameMrsHudsonIsAfoot! Happy birthday! Rated K
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
En Passant by librophile reviews
John has been injured, and Sherlock is determined. There's a reason doctors are called the worst patients. #2 in my "Meeting Mycroft" series. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Sgt. S. Donavan, Mycroft H. - Complete
You Are Now Aware by CrankWindPencil reviews
John tells Sherlock something that he doesn't want to know.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pinions by Irideae reviews
The two winged people who question their ability to get a flat-mate in the same morning just might be a good match. Winglock AU
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Overturned by librophile reviews
Another day. Another crime scene. And Donovan and Sherlock are at it again...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2013 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Duplicitous by librophile reviews
'It isn't that Watson's skills are devoid of any acting.' Holmes explains his choice of words.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
The Cross Keys Photograph by Sherlockian Dreams reviews
Outside The Cross Keys pub, Lestrade took a picture. The first picture on his new camera. A picture neither John or Sherlock first agreed too. This is the story behind the picture. A little one shot. Hope you like it!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
We solve crimes by TheGameMrsHudsonIsAfoot reviews
It's been your average Sunday morning on Baker Street: tea, toast and bloody murder.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Doctor in a Blue Box by Simply Isnt On reviews
For the prompt "John Watson finds the Tardis. Adventure."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, John W. - Complete
Keeping A Promise by johnsarmylady reviews
Things weren't always fraught between the Holmes brothers - before the days when caring became a disadvantage. A birthday story for the lovely LUCY36. Rated K
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Resistance by Coquillage Atlas reviews
A sequel to "Conductivity," in which there are grave dealings with Mycroft.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,455 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
You've Got to Jump Off Cliffs by Darkfangz13 reviews
...And build your wings on your way down. DI Lestrade has an ability that he has never told anyone about... he sees angel's wings.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2013 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Quiet Please! by mattsloved1 reviews
John is used to noise and chaos. But sometimes the good doctor needs some quiet and he doesn't care if it's the Yarders he has to throw out of his home. A silly one shot intended to bring smiles. ;-)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Red by littlemisshamish reviews
This isn't even a proper fic / God help me / John is not gay / But he still wants the D (In which the boys try bad poetry.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One of Those Days by patemalah21 reviews
Sherlock Holmes is frustrated. He is having one of those days when nothing seems to go as planned. One Shot story in honor of Mattsloved1's birthday.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson, Molly Hooper, Mycroft H. - Complete
Traffic Lights by saffarinda reviews
Whenever Mycroft is stressed, he plays with the traffic lights to annoy his brother - Based on a head cannon.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Mycroft H. - Complete
The Awful Truth About the Names by Darkfangz13 reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one; A cop and a doctor walk into a pub... and make fun of people's names. And then suddenly, the invention of a 'Name Syllabo-meter'. Confused yet? It's okay, they're drunk.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2013 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Re- acquaintances by Ja-Wren reviews
John re-meets the people of his past while trying to catch a serial killer.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,613 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - John W. - Complete
Across the Seven Seas by Jayda Morgana reviews
One-shot. Sherlock may have wanted to be a pirate when he was younger, but it's not nearly as embarrassing as what Mycroft wanted to be! Purely crack.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Scandal by texting by noukinav018 reviews
This is what happens when a certain detective is set on finding something in 221 B Baker Street and what an enduring doctor has to put up with through text messages. Never let it be said that there can be too much texting. Mainly Sherlock/John friendship. R&R Fic cover by Silly-Peach
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Doctor's Deductions by SarahCat1717 reviews
Post-Fall. Told from the POV of those paid to keep tabs on the inconspicuous blonde man. But this seemingly quiet doctor has learned from the best.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,365 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Whose Woods These Are by Petra Todd reviews
A bump on the head provides Molly with a strange peek into the mind of Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Quietly Walking Back From The Dead by johnsarmylady reviews
Sherlock learns something surprising about Sally Donovan! Rated K
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Off Script by Expecto-Prongs reviews
John Watson is tired of being the pawn in Sherlock and Moriarty's game. So he decides to go off script and improvise... but he never would have guessed what happens next.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/19/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
No Fare by PrettyArbitrary reviews
John doesn't stop for Stamford. Instead, he takes Jefferson Hope's cab home.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2013 - John W. - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by Phosphorescent reviews
The first time John Watson meets Mary Morstan, he accidentally bumps into and drops his take-away curry on her. Though he doesn't know it, this is the third time she's met him. One way Mary Morstan could – but probably won't – be introduced on the show.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/14/2013 - John W., Mary M. - Complete
The Alchemist's Solution by beesandbrews reviews
A desperate client needs a dangerous cure. It's going to take Sherlock's expertise as a chemist and John's skills as a doctor to determine if he'll survive the next full moon. This story contains disturbing imagery and medical drama.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
One by whitchry9 reviews
Sherlock and John play the game 'words of one sound'. They both seem to be good at it. Inspired by the Cabin Pressure episode Wokingham.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Old Tales Retold by Archea reviews
A series of crossovers and fusions, mostly literary. Check the headings for characters and pairings. Updated 9: Gilbert and Sullivan Singalong
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
First Meetings by Ja-Wren reviews
John Watson knew the people in his life twice. Not in some mystical sense but at two different points in time when they were very different people. sequel is up.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,301 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
We're All Mad Here by Garmonbozia reviews
Sherlock was beginning to get very tired of sitting by John at the dinner, and of having nothing to do. Once or twice he had faked interest in the murder mystery evening, but it had no victims or criminals in it, "And what is the use of a case," thought Sherlock, "without victims or criminals?" - A very short, slightly fluffy one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Strange Adventure of the Shadow Thief by beesandbrews reviews
A case from the dispatch box of Dr John Watson. There's a serial killer targeting women in Leicester Square. Lestrade and the rest of the police are on it, but events take a weird turn when a man shows up at 221B and claims to be unwittingly responsible.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ransom of the Red Pirate by chappysmom reviews
Young Sherlock Holmes is just minding his own business when two kidnappers come to take him away ... boy, have they just made a mistake! (6 chapters)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,990 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
System Restart by Radon65 reviews
"Sally had always said that someday, they'd be standing around a body and Sherlock Holmes would be the one who put it there. But now they were standing around his body and what it was doing to John Watson was more than she could bear." Unrelated to Reichenbach. No character death.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,389 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sgt. S. Donavan, John W. - Complete
Fully Furnished by Dlvvanzor reviews
When John H. Watson, recently invalidated Army doctor, woke up that morning, he had not expected to come out of his bedroom to discover that his previously-bare flat had magically become fully furnished in the night. Birthday request from Sarah1281!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Literary Trial of James Moriarty by rukushaka reviews
"But that will not save you," Smaug added, tail twitching slowly from side to side behind him, "Indeed, I do not know if anything can save you. You broke The Rules." One-shot. Crossover with various.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2013 - J. Moriarty - Complete
One Random Night by SherlockianMadness reviews
My first fanfiction, one-shot. Just a random, hopefully funny night between John and Sherlock during a "no case" time and told from John's point of view. Hope you enjoy.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Improbable Hospitality by ITell reviews
Just what did Lestrade tape on his phone the day Sherlock got drugged by Irene Adler? Set in A Scandal in Belgravia. Conversation format.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2013 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Linguistics by Adi Who is Also Mou reviews
"You know," she said leaning back against her chair as he stood to tower over her, "I absolutely know you can talk in English. You certainly understand it. So why do you insist on talking to me in French when I don't understand half of what you are saying?" AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
And So Ever After, As Long As He Lived by Mae34 reviews
In which a ballad is botched, John is made to run for his life and Sherlock is renamed 'Locksley'… which he will hate. AU Gen one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Resolution by BritLitChick reviews
With the turn of a new year, people often resolve to do something to improve themselves ... or perhaps to refrain from doing something. As John works diligently on his resolution, Sherlock finds keeping to his own to be an interesting exercise. One-shot, complete.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Quite Extraordinary by ZeenoMCR reviews
"I've run off my new flatmate. Shame, I was growing a little fond of him. But I went off and did what I usually do, and I told him everything about himself—even the things he obviously didn't want to hear." Sherlock's thoughts during the cab scene in "A Study in Pink".
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Gift by Jaeh reviews
For all the world's deductive and inductive powers squashed into the human brain of one Sherlock Holmes, he still felt like a right idiot when faced with a dilemma bigger than a crashed aeroplane with all passengers found alive in every corner of the country: Giving gifts to friends. Specifically: giving gifts to John. Platonic as usual.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Boys in the Tunnel by Ulura reviews
One day Lestrade discovers a small homeless boy named Sherlock, living down in the dark of the tunnels beneath London with his protector and friend, John. Slowly Lestrade learns of the sad life the two have lived so far and how they came to be alone in the world. And the three must band together not only to hide from the shadows of the past but the future as well.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,231 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
From the Diary of John Watson by merrybelated reviews
John tries to work through his complicated feelings about Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Exp-hair-iment by whitchry9 reviews
Whilst away on a case, John decides to do an experiment, and ends up finding out something about Sherlock he never expected.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Compassion by Forbiddensoul562 reviews
Not very many things come as a surprise to the world's only consulting detective, but to John, everything Sherlock does seems to be surprising, and often without motive. Especially when he takes a sudden notice to the otherwise invisible citizens of the street, who are just trying to make it by. John sees for himself that there is always more to a person than they lead on.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Secret Santa by chappysmom reviews
John finally has the opportunity to get everyone the perfect gift, but has to do it anonymously ... what's a friend to do? (Technically part of the Mistaken Identities universe, but you don't need to have read them for this to make sense. Come in and have some eggnog! Just watch out ... it's sweet in here.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/19/2012 - John W. - Complete
the given (and what you get) by The Circus reviews
A gift and a bond between two. No gift and you are a freak of nature, no bond and madness is the path that awaits. Two unbound men, odd and lonely, one presumed not to have a gift and one with a gift that could turn him mad anyway. A prompt on sherlockbbc brought this one into existance.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wrong! by StrikeMidnight reviews
Sherlock actually got something wrong?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
What's In The Box, John? by johnsarmylady reviews
A parcel is delivered for John which he promptly ignores, much to Sherlocks annoyance! A Birthday fic for Ennui Enigma - Happy Birthday!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
And a bottle of rum by Lucy36 reviews
Sherlock gets outwitted, all in a good cause.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2012 - John W. - Complete
Cat-tastrophy by amandabandanna reviews
Exploring an event from Sherlock's childhood. Prompted from a discussion a friend and I had about "Mummy."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Scarlet and Gold by AfroGeekGoddess reviews
John dreams of scarlet, of snow, of silver. A Reichenbach winter fable. Magical realism. Warnings for blood, references to suicide.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How Sherlock Got a Toddler Stuck in His Hair by PrettyArbitrary reviews
Sherlock's work gets them into a lot of strange situations, but up to his armpits in cute little orphans is not a place John ever expected to find himself with Sherlock. Fluffy adventure with no deeper meaning.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Socks by thelatestwhim reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson aren't the domestic type. They don't do the dishes together, they don't buy groceries together, and they don't do their laundry together. What happens when John decides to do Sherlock a favor? Inspired by the line, "Hope you didn't mess up my sock index this time," from A Scandal in Belgravia.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Missing Chess Piece by Dinogeek reviews
Sherlock Holmes doesn't usually investigate hauntings. But when a man comes to him asking to know what's going on in his old house, Sherlock finds himself drawn into a case that takes him far back into the past and deep into a heartbreaking story, until at last he solves a mystery three hundred and fifty years in the making. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Broken Glass by ijustwanttobeabritishman reviews
It's a bit of a shock, he'll admit that. Concentrating on the gigantic pile of papers he's supposed to be filling out in one moment and lying on the ground with broken glass littering the floor in the next; he won't pretend he saw it coming. But it's a bit more of a shock to see a Very Much Alive Consulting Detective who he thought, until a moment ago, was Very Much Dead. No Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Gumshoe Detective and The Femme Fatale by Silberias reviews
Sherlock style. Sherlock knows that it is cliche to take on a case because of a beautiful woman, but he can't help it. There's something about Molly Hooper that speaks to him, and so he takes her case even though it is an open and shut. Oneshot, complete, from a prompt over on tumblr.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Freaks by Myth Queen reviews
While is Sherlock in the hospital with doctors trying to get a bullet out of his head, Sally Donovon decides that she misses the freak when his big brother takes over the case. Rating is for the initial discription of Sherlock's injury
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,214 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Mycroft H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
The One-Shot: A Knife and a Needle by Motaki reviews
Standalone AU, inspired by "The Shawl of Sherlock Holmes". John is a leatherworker; most people don't understand what the term entails.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Red Queen by Interstella reviews
Sequel to Safe and Sound. Spoilers for s2e03. Post Reichenbach. Now that Sherlock is gone and Wonderland is hers, what will Alice do? John is having a hard time coping with his loss and someone is slowly dismantling Alice's web.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012
Things You Should Know by Anowen18 reviews
Lestrade needs a place to stay for a few days. He asks John if he can stay at Baker Street, but John's going to be out of town. The resulting e-mails. UPDATE: Now translated to Russian here: www. ficbook. net/readfic/892392 and translated to Polish here: /s/9460806/1/Things-You-Should-Know-PL
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Admitting by kangaleigh reviews
Sherlock watches John scurry about the flat. He recognizes the signs, the symptoms, John is showing. Not from John himself, no. But Sherlock has experienced them many times himself to know what they appear as. And he was very excited about the ending result. But will John admit his predicament? No Slash here today, folks!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Genius, a Sherlock Fanfic by DearSherlock reviews
My gift for the September 2012 Johnlock gift exchange through johnlockchallenges on Tumblr, for the following prompt "John is actually a genius, possibly more so than Sherlock? But he pretends he's not because of previous bad experiences revealing that fact. And he's pretended so long he's almost convinced himself he isn't a genius. But then, he slips up. How does Sherlock react?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Time Sensitive by johnsarmylady reviews
A new quiz master is determined to 'play' with Sherlock and John. Rated T - just in case
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,602 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Conversation During an (attempted) Interrogation by YYHfan-KB reviews
John and Sherlock frustrate a kidnapper to no end by talking nochalantly throughout his failure of an interrogation. Humour, a frustrated kidnapper, and a very amused duo, wanna guess the outcome?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What's in the Pot, Sherlock? by jack63kids reviews
221B for a challenge by AlessNox in Mrs Hudson's Kitchen. I'm not telling you anything else, but there's a 'surprise' for Arty Diane in there - she'll know. If you don't get the references, then turn to chapter two ... and harkavagrant DOT com SLASH index DOT php QUESTION id EQUALS 210
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
There and Back Again by Kayka reviews
Sherlock Holmes was the ideal flatmate: he didn't keep up with films, and he was just narcissistic enough to believe that the paparazzi were for him, alone. Genfic.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Crime Scenes from the Nursery by mrspencil reviews
Traditional nursery rhymes and songs with a Sherlockian twist. Inspired by a challenge from Mrs Hudson's Kitchen. Posted with the encouragement of Ennui Enigma and jack63kids. Also, a nod to CatsWhiskers fine series. Most were written in the wee small hours...you can probably tell...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Complete
Let Sleeping Flatmates Lie by katkin reviews
Why were people so intent on spoiling his fun? He preferred John when he was asleep...He preferred Mycroft when he was in a different building entirely. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Inexplicable by prettybirdy979 reviews
John's got a secret... A series of one shots all based around the fact that John Watson is not exactly what he seems. Named for first one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,823 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Long Leggity Beastie by johnsarmylady reviews
A Post-Reichenbach Story - in response to Ennui Enigma's latest challenge! Rated K for odd bits of bad language!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Qi of Hate and Love by SailOnSilvergirl reviews
When an ex-con is intent on killing the three witnesses who testified against him, will Sherlock and John (and Mycroft and Lestrade) be able to stop him? The stakes are high - one of the witnesses is a Major Character.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,502 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Last of Their Kind by Ulura reviews
Sequel to Alphas and Omegas, not Omegaverse. With Moriarty gone Sherlock and John thought they had put the dark times behind them. But soon things begin to go wrong, John is slowly but surely loosing his powers and with them his own life force. While Sherlock is plagued with nightmares of coming threats both will have to fight to survive in more ways than one.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,503 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Under Control by johnsarmylady reviews
The question was: How long can John make Sherlock keep his experiments under control? The answer? A 221b fanfic!Sequel to Misunderstanding Rated T for blasphemy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Follower by MapleleafCameo reviews
One night something unexpected follows John home. A little spooky silly story for an October night. Rated T. Not Slash. Reviews contain spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Train Of Thought (It's As Easy As) by Liberty-In reviews
Sherlock never says anything about the insinuations surrounding him and John. It's weird because usually, Sherlock can't help but have the last word - about anything. This leads to John's current thoughts going off on a tangent as he tries (and fails) to write up their last case. (Set between Belgravia and Reichenbach.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One Sherlock to Many by Rarely Written reviews
John is going out of his way to be annoying and oh boy is Sherlock annoyed!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Don't Tease Sherlock Holmes by StoryGirl.98 reviews
One can't tease his little brother without feeling Mycroft Holmes's wrath.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Fae by Ulura reviews
Au. 'They come to play and then they take you away' that's what people used to say about the mysterious Fae. And that is exactly what they did to a young boy named Sherlock Holmes, many years ago. Torchwood inspired.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Until Proven Otherwise by ThriftShopYarn reviews
A series of one-shots exploring the things I like to believe are true about the world of BBC's Sherlock. Because we have no proof these things didn't happen. No slash. Chapter 7 up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,124 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
New Meat by Potential Paradox reviews
Interns never last in Lestrade's division. Chapter 2:Psycho coming soon!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Lost Boys by FadingGrin reviews
Sherlock was an awkward, awkward child that never quite grew into an awkward, awkward adult.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Walk in the Park by StoryGirl.98 reviews
Harry Watson takes her little brother to the park, and Mycroft Holmes does the same. The run into each other, and while they are distracted Sherlock and John wander off. Kid!Sherlock and Kid!John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Mycroft H., Harry W. - Complete
Invisible Once More by chappysmom reviews
Part 4 of the "Invisible" series. Moriarty is back, and this time, he's after John's gift. The only problem? He thinks it belongs to Sherlock. Yes, it's the Reichenbach episode, people! (14 chapters)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,275 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Vignettes: A City of Many Faces by Kaelir of Lorien reviews
There is more than one lens through which to view a man's soul. A series of second-person studies looking into the hearts and minds of the characters of Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012
Her Boys by whitchry9 reviews
Written for the H/C bingo prompt: orphans. Mrs Hudson reflects on the boys who live in her flat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock H. - Complete
Mischief Night by BritLitChick reviews
It's Halloween and trick-or-treaters are at the door at Baker Street. Sherlock grumpily answers the door and is surprised to see a very familiar-looking person. This story was written as a present for my young daughter, and is a spinoff from the Grace Hammer series.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
A Study In Doggerel by CatsWhiskers reviews
Silliness. A few poetic ramblings. Curse this insomnia!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012
Dear Fanfiction by MischaLecter reviews
This is not to piss anyone off, just for amusement. I am going to update once or twice a day so I'm hoping I can do a lot of them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Complete
A Hand by Maelynn Meep reviews
"A hand. Fingers. Carding through his hair. His mind registered the sensation vaguely, world far too fuzzy, like the lining of one of John's comfiest looking jumpers." Fluff. Sherlock whump to a degree. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Normal Things with Sherlock by Bitterfruit93 reviews
Just imagine Sherlock with the most normal things you can imagine, then you know what kind of little fragments of stories will be put up here.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 26,098 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Uncle Sherlock by SoundsOfRain8 reviews
Sherlock hasn't gotten used to his old flatmate being a married man, as well as being a dad. John stops by for a visit which turns into both an amusing and heartfelt meeting for the detective. Short Sherlock oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It's Not Polite to Throw People out of Windows by Collateral-Damage666 reviews
Lestrade's not sure how John does it. Keep his sanity, that is. Includes event from the episode "The Scandal in Belgravia"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Elevator Pitch by roane reviews
"Sergeant Donovan, are you claustrophobic?" Sherlock's voice had that low thrum of interest, as if he'd just discovered a new and fascinating toy. Written for sherlockbbc@LJ's Commfest.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
And A Doctor by StillWaters1 reviews
It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Night I Met You by LastSaskatchewanSpacePirate reviews
Greg Lestrade met four different people on four different nights and each of these meetings changed his life. T just in case.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
In Memoriam by Ariane DeVere reviews
John doesn't want to deliver the eulogy. But who else can do it but him? A 221B fic. It's not as tragic or depressing as it might look. Ah, hell, it's actually pure crack. But play along for a bit, if you don't mind.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Conversation Under a Stairwell by YYHfan-KB reviews
Sherlock and John are trapped in a closet under a staircase, let's just say things are a bit cramped. Conversation only, humorous fic. Warning: you may laugh. Completed with an epilogue.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
John's rant by Brown hair and eyes reviews
One day John finally has enough of some of Sherlock's habits. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Telling the Bees by Stutley Constable reviews
Dr. John Watson has a duty perform for his old friend.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Dr. Watson - Complete
The Bear who Went to War by 8armstoholdyou reviews
Kid!Sherlock gets a stuffed bear for his birthday one year, whom he names Jawn. When Jawn 'leaves' a few years later, Sherlock is told that Jawn will come back someday.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Study in John by chappysmom reviews
After the events of "A Study in Pink," John lies on the couch in Baker Street and thinks about the whirlwind events of the day. What is he getting himself into?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2012 - John W. - Complete
Fratres for Violin and Piano by joudama reviews
Every year, the Holmes boys pick a duet to play for Mummy. She'd always hoped it would help them get along better. This is, sadly, not the case, but John can see why she does it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
GANGLIANS by Your Iron Lung reviews
There are a lot of things Sherlock won't admit to having 'deleted' from his brain, but when he starts to display signs showing that he's having trouble seeing through his own hair does John begin to wonder whether or not the man's forgotten that hair grows.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Flatmate Wanted by Setep Ka Tawy reviews
"Sherlock had not begun his half-hearted search for a flatmate with a great deal of enthusiasm, or indeed optimism." A look into Sherlock's mind during ASIP. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Sociopath and the Doctor by Spark Writer reviews
A series of day to day Sherlock one-shots. I aim to focus on Sherlock and John's lovely FRIENDship, rather than creating slash fics. I'm having great fun writing these; if you have a request, you need only ask. :D K plus just for good measure.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Doctor by SylverSpyder reviews
John is John, and his awesome Johness means a whole lot of things change, from Sally's hair do to Mycroft's love life. Alright it seems a little random, but.. He does carry a gun.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/21/2012 - John W. - Complete
221 Baker Street Shenanigans by Party-Like-A-Time-Lord reviews
A collection of drabbles and one-shots from the lives on 221 Baker Street of Everyone's favorite doctor and consulting detective. There will be atleast 15 and there will be a new update each week.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Alphas and Omegas Not Omegaverse by Ulura reviews
When Sherlock sees John again he is torn between telling John of their past together, the past John has been forced to forget. When Scotland Yard stumbles across The Facility Sherlock will have to come clean about what he and John really are. No Slash! T for dark situations and violence here and there. I wrote this before I knew what the Omegaverse.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,997 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Study in Mycroft by chappysmom reviews
A look at Mycroft's thoughts and actions during a Study in Pink.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
It's a Crime Scene! by Ttime42 reviews
John tries to coax Sherlock out of a bad mood at a crime scene. PG for mild gore in the form of decapitation. Genfic. Warning: Contains awful puns.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mycroft Confessions, Truth, and Lies by AlessNox reviews
Being a steward of the British Nation is hard work, but not, it seems, as hard as taking care of his wild-child younger brother Sherlock. When his loner brother suddenly takes a flatmate, Mycroft wonders what is happening, and who is this Dr. John H. Watson. *
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,776 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
There's no telly at the flat by MadaMag reviews
A very short drable. About Sherlock and John and their telly. Or lack thereof.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Rules by InkySpectacles reviews
It's only natural that people create guidelines for their everyday interactions. However, when you're dealing with Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, nothing is ever normal.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Little Help from My Enemies by chappysmom reviews
Later, John couldn't believe he hadn't seen it coming. But sometimes, help comes from the most unexpected source-though returning the favor can be harder than you think. 2 chapters
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Intrusions by braceface freak reviews
When Detective Inspector Lestrade met the Holmes brothers, aka, the day Detective Inspector Lestrade didn't get a moment's peace.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
The Violinist by Aramisol reviews
The violinist has not slept.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Obvious Facts in the Guise of Reality by The Circus reviews
Your Paton helps define you, your chosen god helps influence the path of your life. Yet John has no Patron Sherlock can see and that niggling itch of a question shoved determinedly to the back of his mind is getting stronger every day. In a world where every person has a Greek god as a Patron, who is John Watson's?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stop The Press by addyke reviews
Mycroft Holmes is determined to destroy Kitty Riley's career.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Mycroft H., Kitty R. - Complete
Mycroft's Umbrella by scuttlesworth reviews
A short discussion about Mycroft's umbrella. It could, possibly, if you wanted it set there, be between two of the poor surveillance slobs stuck on shift in the office from "Management".
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Complete
Storytelling by amythedork reviews
Five times John Watson opens up to Sherlock Holmes, and one time Sherlock Holmes opens up to John Watson. Gen, though could easily be read as pre-slash. / "They've lived together for a grand total of three days when Sherlock flounces onto the sofa beside John and demands to know everything about him, from what his favourite food was as a child, to what his favourite season is now."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Lady Sam Mallory reviews
Sherlock and John race the clock to find a thief that threatens Lestrade's career as well as their very lives. This is my take on the origin of their code words Vatican Cameos. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
childhood toys by Lozilan reviews
John and Sherlock are delayed at the airport. They start up a conversation about their favourite childhood toys with interesting consequences. My first fanfic . Thank you for your reviews , they are greatly valued.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Inappropriate Thoughts, John? by CaffieneScribbler reviews
Mishmash of fluffy oneshots caused by the wonder that is BBC's Sherlock. If you like random, cracky, fluffy things then this is your story! R & R if you like it x
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Preparing to Change by donutsweeper reviews
HDM AU, a prequel to my story "Haunting Laughter," John and his daemon Jorrun meet Sherlock and his daemon Dagany for the first time.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It All Comes Out In The Wash by JGRhodes reviews
It's not unusual for John to find something...interesting...in the laundry. Today, though, tops all the days before. Written for a prompt: Laundry Baskets.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock's Other Escapism by Es Aitch reviews
What does Sherlock do when playing the Violin isn't helpful? This is how he soothes his mind. Post-THB/Pre-TRF Disclaimer: BBC, Moffat and Gatiss own anything recognizable - the artists or their foundations have rights to their works. One-Shot
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
All in the Jungle by Protector of the Gray Fortress reviews
Holmes and Watson and their daemons take it personally when the Baker street irregulars are snatched off the streets. Sherlock Holmes/His Dark Materials Crossover, daemonverse, daemon au, whatever you like to call it. Discontinued.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,615 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Set the Air on Fire Between Us by harlequindreaming reviews
Amongst the Ordinaries of the world live the Elementals, those who carry water, earth, air and fire at their very core. John Watson works with water, as a healer and as a soldier. Sherlock Holmes, as usual, is something else entirely.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Scraps from the Coal Scuttle by AdidasandPie reviews
Drabbles, one-shots, and other short anecdotes about our favorite duo and company. No slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 121 - Words: 41,739 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 3/6/2010
A Chemical Defect by Willie The Plaid Jacket reviews
John and Sherlock discuss matters of the heart.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Owner's Manual to SHERLOCK by aquagirl520 reviews
"Congratulations on your purchase of the new SHERLOCK units proudly presented by BBC Inc." Result of becoming 'Sherlocked' and starving for season 3. Hints at Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sherlock H.
Listening By Ear by StillWaters1 reviews
Lestrade figured that anyone who thought John Watson wasn't important, and that Sherlock hadn't changed since meeting him, had to be completely, bloody deaf. Because it was all right there, in every sound Sherlock made. For anyone attentive enough to listen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/8/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
With Your Crooked Heart by positivelymeteoric reviews
The words that appear on your wrist after birth lead you to your soulmate, so it should be no surprise to John that Sherlock's are blank, or that his own words lead him to Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Unlikely Friends by I don't post here anymore reviews
Sherlock is curious about a certain New Addition to his and John's flat.
Crossover - Sherlock & Tangled - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sherlock H., Pascal - Complete
Game On by grannysknitting reviews
A follow on from the end of season one. They get home. Sherlock comes to a decision. John decides to point out his mistake. Game On Boys. in six parts
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Restoring Balance by StillWaters1 reviews
After the events of ASiB, Sherlock buys Mrs. Hudson a mobile phone. John teaches her how to use it. And the fact that 999 is speed dial #4 tells the world that threatening Mrs. Hudson is just not on.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Mrs. Hudson, John W. - Complete
The Art Of Communication by StillWaters1 reviews
Lestrade was used to getting odd, non sequitur texts from Sherlock. But when "John went out for milk" was followed by a terse "two hours ago," Lestrade immediately understood three things: John was missing, Sherlock was quietly panicking, and this could all end very, very badly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/5/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Twenty Questions by ShilohHolmes reviews
John and Sarah challenge Sherlock to a game of Twenty Questions. Written just for fun
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2012 - John W., Sarah - Complete
Their First Meeting by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John met before A Study In Pink…but still at St. Bart's.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Very Good Indeed by StillWaters1 reviews
John Watson was a doctor, trained to observe details; a fact Sherlock had never been more aware of than when a drugged John's lifesaving instructions were based on an unlabeled syringe and an unconscious murder suspect's body.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The University Mix by The Circus reviews
The two new professors are essentially old and harmless. Sure Professor Sigerson has the strangest knowledge of posions and Professor Morstan knows the cleanest way to kill a man with a scalpel, but so what? Based on a prompt from a while back. Sherlock and John undercover at a University.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Interesting Puzzle by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Mycroft Holmes has had a very bad day. And now it's up to Sherlock and John to make sure he lives to see a new one.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Weird and Wonderful by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Most people generally get Sherlock. Really, they do. He's a genius and completely socially inept and the way he thinks is downright scary but people can understand that. They get it. It's John that's the weird one.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Cat in the Hat Parody by JellyBean30 reviews
Crack!fic - This is exactly what it says on the label, a parody of The Cat in the Hat with Sherlock, Mycroft, the skull & John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Rules by WerewolfDoctor reviews
There are certain bits of paper pinned to the walls of 221B Baker Street that have been added to and amended by practically everyone over time, recording the rules of 221B.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Bravery of The Soldier by WerewolfDoctor reviews
Mycroft's opinions on John and how they change over time.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Blackmail by roane reviews
Greg videos Sherlock with his phone after Sherlock is drugged by Irene Adler. Episode filler from A Scandal in Belgravia.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Plumes in Red by PassionandPromise reviews
John often wondered why he saw them, and why they captivated him so much. Every time, when he comes close to death, he sees them, and he wonders how. Maybe now as he lies dying, they can finally stop pesturing him... Happy Valentine's Day!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sentence Completion Unrequired by FindingRainbows reviews
Donovan looked between the two flatmates, "I feel like I have missed something." A short but hopefully sweet look into Sherlock and John's relationship. Hope you enjoy.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Headless by Besina reviews
Wherein Sherlock loses his head. Friendship, Mystery, Fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mrs Holmes by Briar Elwood reviews
John is utterly fascinated by Sherlock's seeming change in personality when Sherlock's mum comes to visit.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Password by Sylvr reviews
John finally finds a way to keep Sherlock off his laptop. A 221b.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Outliers by Dinogeek reviews
If Lestrade hadn't known any better, he'd have thought Sherlock had been reincarnated as a twelve year old boy at a London cafe. "I'm not normal; I'm an outlier. And people always find the outliers... odd." The DI wondered if that was how he had felt too.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2012 - DI Lestrade - Complete
A Study in Linguistics by rizandace reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson had their own language. It was a language of few words and minute facial expressions, and John had learned that it was nearly the only way to have an honest conversation with his eccentric flat mate. Edited June 15, 2013
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,425 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Memories by FullMoonEclipse reviews
When we hear stories about our ancestors, it sometimes makes us happy. These stories can create new bonds of friendship, sometimes from beyond the grave. Short fluff drabble, please R&R.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock H.
My Name Isn't Really Claus, You Know by Pinguin1993 reviews
"...and I am not really much of a Saint either." Christmas present for my fellow Sherlockians. In which Sherlock does not believe in anything he hasn't seen for himself. Luckily enough, he has met Santa Claus in person. Includes 10 ficlets.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mycroft's Tie by Darkfangz13 reviews
The CCTV surveilence is struggling due to the heavy snow so Mycroft decides to drop in on a crime scene to watch over Sherlock... but why is Lestrade and Sherlock laughing at him so much? John wants to know.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Write or Die, Moriarty Mode by CaffieneKitty reviews
One of John Watson's less vaunted skills becomes necessary to stop a bomb from exploding. Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bored! Bored! Bored! by Darkfangz13 reviews
One Bored Sherlock, one overworked John, and a LONG list of annoyed persons in between. Title says it all.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Don't Worry by ABakerStreetIrregular reviews
John's sister Harry has come by the flat for a visit, and she and Sherlock come to an understanding. This is a 'what I say and what I really mean' fic and I hope it isn't confusing! Thanks for reading!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Harry W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock Is Not The One You Should Worry About by AllesandraQuartermaine reviews
Sally Donovan's eyes are opened about a certain Doctor John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sgt. S. Donavan, John W. - Complete
The Relative Merits Of Honey by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock and John attend the Bristol Honey Festival. A pre-slash one shot, but in the Sugarverse. Just a bit of fun.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Four at the Thousand Faces by Morgan Stuart reviews
John, Sherlock, Lestrade, and Mycroft are heroes, whether they realize it or not. And there is a certain journey that all heroes are entitled to make. Note: Bracketed numbers in the text correspond to endnotes that identify the various references.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2011 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Unexpected Talents by grannysknitting reviews
Sherlock ponders the myth that doctors have no business holding a pen. John twists his knee.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Watson Carol by Arlothia reviews
The long awaited answer to how in the world John pulled off his extraordinary feats in 'A Sherlock Carol.' Must read that before this to understand. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Sherlock Carol by Arlothia reviews
Sherlock had never read nor seen 'A Christmas Carol' and John uses it to his advantage. Obligatory Christmas fic! R&R please...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Texts From Last Night by p.r. fox reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
There Must be Something in the Water by p.r. fox reviews
Insanity must be contagious, because John finds himself talking to that damn skull more often than he would like to admit.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Three Ways Sherlock Conformed to His Stereotype by Jennistar1 reviews
"It's a hat." / Urge to roll eyes, quashed. "Yes. I can see that." / "It's called a deerstalker."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times Sherlock Realised This Was Different by Jennistar1 reviews
...And One Time He Admitted It. John makes Sherlock's life different. This is how.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/27/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 181 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Ordinary Meeting by aragonite reviews
Lestrade meets the man mad enough to room with Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,235 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008
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How it Would have gone! (in Study in Pink) reviews
"I'm pretty sure you could search this flat all day and you wouldn't find anything that you could call recreational." John said confidently. Donovan came in the living room carrying a chess board, "What do you call this then?" My brain veered from the show's original lines and made up it's own dialogue!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,905 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
The Questionnaire reviews
"I have a list of hypothetical situations here. I will read them and I want you to tell me how you would react in those situations." John looked uncertain for a moment, then he sighed in resignation, "Fine, ask away." When Sherlock manages to drag his friends into his social experiment, insanity ensues. Inspired by the AU stories in the Sherlock fandom! Next up: Mrs. Hudson
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson
Hush, little Sherlock reviews
"I can't sleep!"John rubbed at his eyes in exasperation, "What do you want us to do, Sherlock? Do you want me to sing you a lullaby?""Would it work?" Sherlock asked"That's what they are designed to do after all""Alright then, sing away!" Sherlock, John, Lestrade, and Anderson have to spend the night in a dorm room Can they manage to get along and go to sleep already?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Anderson - Complete
You remind me of someone reviews
A conversation between John and Sherlock. Sherlock does not like John's mustache, so he uses every means possible to persuade John to shave it. But John wouldn't be swayed that easily. Who would win this battle of wits? And what does Lestrade have to do with this?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Why Sherlock keeps taking John's laptop? reviews
John and Sherlock have a conversation in order to find an answer to the above question!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On the way to the tube reviews
A look into John's thoughts as he walks from his therapist's office to the tube station at the beginning of "Study in Pink". An answer to Lucy36's 5 word challenge. Rated T for swearing and general foul mood.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2013 - John W., M. Stamford - Complete
How it Could Have Gone! (in Hounds of Baskerville) reviews
What if Sherlock doesn't give in easily when John said "Cold turkey, we agreed. No matter what." John needs to remind him of that agreement! My muse came up with dialogue of her own...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
So, Sherlock reviews
On going series of oneshots. A series of conversations between Lestrade, Sherlock & John as they compare themselves & those around them to characters from other works of fiction. With occasional appearance from other apter 23, "Mash-up II", Lestrade is still drugged & his analogies are getting crazy! Disney princesses,Transformers & little women are just a few of them!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,736 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Mrs Hudson's Wall of Shame reviews
Mrs. Hudson is very angry with her tenants, so she lines them up for a mug shot to go on her wall of shame. Will she get the photo she needs? For Johnsarmylady's birthday!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Complete
Coffee and Deductions reviews
When John and Sherlock go to restaurants or cafes for different reasons, they deduce those around them to pass the time. But the results are not always what they expect, sometimes they get observed themselves! A series of one shots. Chapter 8, "Through the woods and into the restaurant" How do our detectives deal with getting lost in the woods? For Lucy36's birthday!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,332 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
How it Should have gone! reviews
This is how I liked the conversation to go in Buckingham Palace after Mycroft informs Sherlock of Ms. Adler's 'profession'. First three lines are the dialogue from the show. Rated T for the material they discuss.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Snowballs! reviews
It all began with John and Sherlock chasing their quarry in a snow covered country side. The chase led to interesting results. The duo decide to prank some of the people they know for Christmas. First stop: Mycroft!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Death by Negligence reviews
John is heart broken and sings a derge, Sherlock is suportive and Mycroft is confused. A bit of sillyness resulting from insomnia! Now a multi chapter fic where I write song parodies. Name of story is the first chapter's title. It's Lestrade's turn to sing!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What's cooking John? reviews
Written for the challenge in Mrs. Hudson's Kitchen. A 221B, John has to cook up something in the kitchen, and fast!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
221 Boo! reviews
Anderson and Sally pull a bad prank on John and Sherlock for Halloween, and the duo take revenge! Two 221Bs in chapter one and three 221Bs in chapter two. Challenge by johnsarmylady. Rating for the nature of the pranks!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Wild Goose Chase reviews
John goes on a tresure hunt in their flat. He is in for a surprise!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I'm having what he's having! reviews
A 221B, John and Sherlock are in a cafe. What's with John? Inspired by a real conversation, Betaed by my dear Ennui Enigma.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Hamlet as told on Baker Street reviews
Case inspired by ACD's story "The Adventure of the Devil's Foot". Sherlock and John are on the case. John distracts Lestrade from stolen evidence by a parody of Hamlet, but Lestrade becomes obsessed with the story and tries to involve the duo. 2 shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete