Arty Dianehide bio
Author has written 22 stories for Sherlock. Hello, I'm a 30- something-year-old female stuck on Sherlock till the next season airs! My favorite genre is humor, I also like supernatural very much. I have a certain weakness for wingfics. I also enjoy kidfics, although I don't think I'll write any of those anytime soon... I don't ship John and Sherlock and I wont write slash, I see their relationship as something closer to being brothers. Although I tolerate reading mild instances of it in very well written stories. So far all I have written and have planed for the future are humor. What can I say, I like to have some laughs! English isn't my first language, so there's a chance of you finding mistakes in my fics, be gentle with me! I better warn you, I'm not a prolific author, I write when the muse hits me over the head with inspiration. I guess it's lucky I stick to one shots rather than multi-chapters, eh? If I ever venture into the domain of the muti-chapters, I'd make sure to know at least where the plot is going... I solemnly swear to reply to each and every review you leave me, unless you don't have an account or your PM is off, in which case I can't reply, so I won't! And I don't mind my inbox being filled with reviews, so don't be shy! :D My story "How it should have gone!" has been translated into Chinese by the lovely Somorish: 译 S02E01白金汉宫那场对话应该这样才对…… |
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It's Not Polite to Throw People out of Windows by Collateral-Damage666 reviews
Lestrade's not sure how John does it. Keep his sanity, that is. Includes event from the episode "The Scandal in Belgravia"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2023 - Published: 9/17/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Guide's entries on one John Watson by Liria Dendron reviews
Series of John-centric(usually crossover) one-shots, 4; John had never gotten the hang of Thursdays, this one just happened to be worse than others. At least he got to see his parents again.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2020 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Sherlock H., John W.
My Dear Miss Watson by bravehearttegan reviews
Like Rex Stout, I believe that Watson was actually a woman, well no I don't, but it's fun writing her. AU Shorts and the occasional series. Chapter 46, in which Watson disappears twice...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 72,989 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/26/2020 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
The Science of Friendship by Pickwick12 reviews
Sherlock's friends force him to write. What will the results be? Non-Slash. Includes the perspectives of other characters as well.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 68 - Words: 27,492 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sitting in Shadows by Plaidcaps reviews
World War II AU. Child!lock. John Watson, living in the back streets of London is locked out of a bomb shelter in the middle of a blitz! A mysterious boy emerges from the shadows to help him out and they become best friends immediately. Best friends do everything together, including solving mysteries. Rated T for some heavy language. A friendship story
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,277 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 11/21/2014
Bollocks by jackwabbit reviews
A series of 221B fics, all ending in the same word, which should be self evident. Summaries at the start of each story/chapter. All gen so far, multiple character foci.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 3/22/2012
The Sorites Paradox by tripodion reviews
"Something heavy lands in front of him, splashing in the puddled water, and Sherlock is thrown off his feet, his face roughly smacking the rain slick street. He raises his head off the wet pavement. He must have hit it harder than he presumed. Because now there is an angel in front of him. He says his name is John." AU Wing!Fic
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,891 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Drafted by Rachelea reviews
Literary AU in which John is an investigative journalist, Sherlock is an aspiring novelist, and Ella is fed up with them both. Mentions of PTSD.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2016 - Sherlock H., John W., Ella T. - Complete
codes by SilentRaven97 reviews
The sort of sequel to codes and communication. You do not need to read it before reading this but some references to the other story will go over your head. More codes to crack for Sherlock and John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We're Not a Couple! by Roxanne15927 reviews
A series of oneshots about Sherlock and John in awkward situations. Friendship, no slash, despite the incriminating title. Fluffiness abounds!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,891 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Get Well Soon by Earth Star reviews
Since arriving on Dragon's Edge, the teens of Berk have had to face many challenges…but none as hard as attempting to care of a sick Hiccup.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,976 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Molly Hooper's Date by mrspencil reviews
Dedicated to those ladies in Mrs Hudson's Kitchen who think Sherlock and Molly are made for each other. Chapter fifteen: She'd stood at his side when their date was in clear disarray. What on earth made her stay?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Codes and communication by SilentRaven97 reviews
5 times Sherlock and John communicated through codes and one time they didn't.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Re: Dear Sherlock Cast (Or What REALLY Happens In Sherlock's Universe) by shnuffeluv reviews
Yeah, total crack fic, 'cause I'm bored. Off-screen things that might happen in the Sherlock Universe, or responses to what WE think happens...sorry, really sick and desperate for something to do, so I created this.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 89 - Words: 8,710 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 1/28/2014
Mini Mysteries: 221b Series by Ennui Enigma reviews
An experiment in writing 221B formatted, mini-mysteries. Inspiration by an eclectic perusal of real and not-so-real crime cases. No guarantee on the quality of these whodunits. Solution in subsequent chapter. (Ok to post spoilers or possible solutions in review).
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 10,810 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Wrapped In Blue by Ennui Enigma reviews
A salute to ACD's Adventure of the Three Garridebs. Written from the POV of an inanimate object. Prompt from I'm Nova.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2015
A Lesson in Boredom Cures by johnsarmylady reviews
There's nothing unusual about Sherlock being bored, but without John around to take his mind off it he looks for, and finds, another target for his perpetual need to be 'doing something'. A fun 221B for a boring Monday morning
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2015 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Monsters Come by AlessNox reviews
A future dystopic AU. I figured out the structure. It begins with a 221b. Each chapter is 221 words longer then at one point you switch directions and each one is shorter by 221 words until the closing 221. I'm using b as the last word at the turn around point for convenience. Hope it works!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., Harry W.
The Pinocchio Complex by Decisions Are Hard reviews
John Watson knows that he was in a coma. He knows that Sherlock Holmes isn't real, that he's just a dream he had while he was sleeping the problem is he doesn't believe he could imagine anyone that vividly. Meanwhile Sherlock Holmes is looking for his missing flatmate only to find dead end after dead end, until a man named Sebastian Moran claims to know where to find him.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 1/7/2015 - John W., Mary M., Mycroft H., Sherlock H.
How Did We End Up Here? by johnsarmylady reviews
A blizzard keeps even the least self respecting criminals wrapped up warm at home, but Sherlock has a bottle of pilfered brandy, the consumption of which leads to some interesting tales being told. Special thanks to MAPLELEAFCAMEO for her help in finding the right title for this tale... Rated T because I'm still paranoid...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Imaginary Friend by Ford.Ye.Fiji reviews
Sherlock has a friend and no one else can see him. Of course, enter stage right, John Watson! One-shot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2015 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rite of Passage by johnsarmylady reviews
A Sociopath, a Doctor, and a Detective Inspector walk into a strip club to investigate one of the dancers...so started my challenge in Mrs Hudson's Kitchen forum. Here - in 221B format - it how the story unfolded.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
A Study of Cyberspace by Lemon Zinger reviews
This is a series of texts, blogs, emails, voicemails, and calls between the detective, doctor, and anyone else unfortunate enough to get brought into this. Latest Chapter: A dead man gets a voicemail...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Oh Mary by mrspencil reviews
A variety of views of Mary Morstan and the events of the third series. Wishing MapleleafCameo a very happy birthday:-)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 10/13/2014
Death and Other Small Inconveniences by BC reviews
John died. It's not that bad. And, apparently, there's a solution to that, too. Crack-ish?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Complete
I'll never get your limits by I'm Nova reviews
A crime scene unearths another one of John's many talents... From a prompt by mrspencil, for being my awesome 200th reviewer on the december challenge. I hope you like it my dear!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Lord, What Fools These Mortals Be! by OccasionallyCreative reviews
Take one lonely consulting detective. Add a generous portion of a conflicted pathologist, followed by a dash of confused fiance. Complete with a garnish of meddlesome fairies and some love juice, and you have quite the cocktail.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2015 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] OC, Tom - Complete
Johnlock? by Overlord Rousdower reviews
John and Sherlock discover that there is a ship name for them... Their reactions are... unexpected. Probably not what you think... ;)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Complete
Mycroft Nags by supremegreendragon reviews
And it annoys Sherlock to no end.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Night of the Breathing Dead by CaffieneKitty reviews
John Watson woke up in the dark with a headache, the taste of sweetened copper in his mouth, and Sherlock snarling threats in his left ear.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/3/2015 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Conversations in the Loo with Sherlock Holmes and John Watson by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
John was fairly sure that it had been an accident to start out with. And then, just like that, there WERE no personal boundaries.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
He's Only Ever Human by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
On the few times that John actually notices Sherlock's humanity, it gives him a sense of being refreshed. Sherlock's only human. It's nice to see. Series of oneshots highlighting Sherlock's emotions, because we all know that he has them. Rated M: Chapter Seventy-Four for swearing and mentions of drug use; it's skippable. The rest of the story is rated T. NOW COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 55,766 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Know thine enemies, but also know thy friends by PolemicAcademic reviews
A collection of stories in which Lestrade and Sherlock investigate cases with John and discover some unexpected things about the doctor. Rated for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 48,585 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 4/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Outlaw by AsteraceaeBlue reviews
His brother is fighting in the Holy War and there are villains at home in Huntingdon. Sherlock/Robin Hood AU
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,335 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] John W., Mary M. - Complete
Conversing over Lists by RittannasFire reviews
They have a deal; John does the shopping, Sherlock pays for it in exchange for John picking up some things for his experiments. John's not sure who's getting the better end of the deal, not with some of Sherlock's requests. Or maybe its Sherlock's explanations that worry him. (loosely connected one shots)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Surprising Rice by maliciouspixie5 reviews
Sherlock leaves disgusting things in the fridge and never cleans up after himself. John plans to teach him a lesson he will never forget with a hot and steamy dish of Surprising Rice.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
REWIND by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
John was calling him by 'Holmes', something he had never done since their second meeting where Sherlock had told him to call him Sherlock, please. Also, the antiquated speech... Was this the past? [Time travel 'AU', inspired by the photo that BBC put out a week ago.]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Shang-Hai Irregulars by Servant of Fire reviews
Major Verse 5 ,can be read alone. Late one night ,while Sherlock is still recovering from the Akhlys serum, Sarah comes to the flat, terrified because Shan's people are back, and tried to abduct her. Sherlock begins to investigate, and soon discovers the reason for their return: The Shang Hai Irregulars, kids who have escaped Black Lotus. DISCONTINUED.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,389 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Sarah, Major J. Sholto
Picking It by ButterscotchCandybatch reviews
Why does Mycroft *really* carry an umbrella all the time? Greg Lestrade finally finds out. A 221B ficlet, though not in tagless dialogue this time. (Part 5 of 221B ficlets)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2014
The Grinning Gargoyle by detectivejigsaw reviews
John has been keeping an incredible, magical secret from Sherlock that is just now coming to light. Post Baskerville. Technically a crossover from a book series I've been writing, but I don't know if that counts, since it hasn't officially been published. No slash, AU. Title stands until someone can suggest a better one.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,780 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., OC
Three Wishes by TheMadKatter13 reviews
Just because John /can/ doesn't mean he will. Not in the way that's expected of him, any way. Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/16/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Great Salsa Challenge by detectivejigsaw reviews
Tristan Wormwood challenges Sherlock Holmes to a salsa-eating contest. Who will prevail? A vignette from one of my other stories, "The Grinning Gargoyle." If you haven't read what I've done so far, you might want to read that first, so this will make more sense. This idea came to me in the early hours of the morning, so it might seem a bit weird in the light of day. Oh, well.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., OC - Complete
Over the Hill and Far Away by johnsarmylady reviews
In an effort to get a young Sherlock out and about on holiday, Mycroft turns a chore of a walking trip into an adventure. Kid!lock in answer to a challenge from Librarianmum. Rated K
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Baskerville Island by Servant of Fire reviews
AU. Part of the "Major" series, but can be read alone. John gets a suspicious call from his sister, Harry, and Sherlock discovers that she has programmed a GPS locator to John's phone. That same week, Mycroft asks Sherlock to take a case in the Caribbean, one with modern day rum smugglers. When Sherlock and John are kidnapped, Major and Molly must save them from Baskerville Island.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,819 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper, Major J. Sholto - Complete
A Conspiracy of Cooks by CaffieneKitty reviews
When John had to leave that first plate of pasta half-eaten at Angelo's he understood. Extenuating circumstances; trying to catch a killer. But it just kept happening. (Written for the July Watson's Woes Prompt challenge on Livejournal)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/24/2014 - John W., Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
The Devil's Pet Bait by CaffieneKitty reviews
Seems an awful lot of trouble to go to for a pretty rock. (A BBC Sherlock version of The Blue Carbuncle, sort of. Written for the July Watson's Woes Prompt challenge on Livejournal)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2014 - John W. - Complete
A Clear Distinction by CaffieneKitty reviews
This was not listed as a side effect of Sherlock's medication. (Written for the July Watson's Woes Prompt challenge on Livejournal)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/24/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Child's Play by domachenkov reviews
Tooth-rotting cuteness. Oh, and some other stuff. De-aged John and Sherlock!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,855 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Nøkk by T. Z. Townshend reviews
Just as she is an unusual woman, he is an unusual water spirit. His beautiful song draws her in and her kind words bind them together.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
The Improbable Truth by MargyW reviews
Sherlock falls foul of a powerful black witch whilst undertaking an investigation. It's up to John, assisted by Mycroft and a friend of Harry's to find out exactly what has happened and hopefully get Sherlock back safe, sound...and sane.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2014
Fandom Appeal by iamnemesis reviews
this isn't a Sherlock fan fiction, this is an appeal to help all of us. By donating 5.99 a month we can help the fandoms! Please read for further information
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Complete
Holes In Space by Hekate1308 reviews
Sherlock Holmes hadn't continuously stayed on Earth for more than a few days in the last five years. Written for a tumblr challenge. Trope: Space:AU
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2014
Sherlock Holmes: Spudlock Holmes by Solar-Drag0n reviews
John learns something new about Sherlock when he enters their shared flat. No pairing.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
TWO wizards at Baker Street? by writeswithfeatherquills reviews
AU in which both Sherlock and John are wizards, and were both students at Hogwarts. They have been able to hide their magic from each other, both assuming that their flatmate was just another muggle. But you can't keep secrets forever. One-shot. Please R&R! Rated T for language only. No slash- but VERY slight Johnlock if you squint.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Through Times and Spaces by kotane reviews
AU. Sherlock and John are two friends who seek out each other through rebirth cycles, starting with their life in Atlantis to their fateful meeting in XXI century. Um... Not as strange as it seems, give it a try (please?). I even plan on making them save the world. Friendship, Angst, definitely an Adventure, and Fantasy with Lost Continents back-story.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,466 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Owner's Manual to SHERLOCK by aquagirl520 reviews
"Congratulations on your purchase of the new SHERLOCK units proudly presented by BBC Inc." Result of becoming 'Sherlocked' and starving for season 3. Hints at Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sherlock H.
On Ordinary Parenting by EmRose92 reviews
Poor Mrs. Ramsey doesn't understand how five-year-old Lily Watson knows so much about crime scenes, advanced weaponry, and complicated medical terminology. Determined to get to the bottom of the situation, she calls in Lily's parents - the perfectly pleasant, average, normal Mr. and Mrs. Watson - for a conference. "Appearances can be deceiving" has never been more accurate...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,607 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete
The True Tale of Sir Boast-a-Lot by ObservationofTrifles reviews
This is the story of Sir Boast-a-Lot as told by John Watson of Devonshire, a medical man by trade who just returned from war and decided to try his luck in the city of Camelot. Complying with his fate, he got pulled into the adventure of his life (not that he minded much, of course). Medieval/Arthurian AU
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
I Am Human by ArizonaRoseWolf reviews
Encouragement for people who need it. I may add more, not sure.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Sherlock H.
A Night in the Woods by detectivejigsaw reviews
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping. Before you say, "I've read this before" and look elsewhere, it's different from the stereotypical punchline somewhat. I hope you like it.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In My Head by alyxpoe reviews
What does Molly think about watching John and Sherlock? Set during S1. I wrote this last year and thought I'd share.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Molly Hooper, John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What Else Makes a Brother by detectivejigsaw reviews
In What Makes a Brother, I felt like all the feeling seemed to be coming from John's side. So I decided to write a companion in which we see Sherlock's point of view on the subject. May be a little fluffy and/or out of character, but still sweet. I claim no ownership of anything in this world, etc.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Miscommunication by StealMyShow reviews
John sees a folder on the coffee table in the flat and opens it, and an awkwardly funny conversation follows. Takes place in 221B sometime before the end of season 2. Non-slash but sort of makes fun of people who find slash in everything John says. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What Makes a Brother by detectivejigsaw reviews
John finally figures out a way to convince people he and Sherlock aren't a couple. Sherlock learns an interesting truth at the same time. I'm not sure how to make this longer, so I'm calling it complete. If you have suggestions, I'd love to hear them. I don't own, etc.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The World Again, a Step to the Left by donutsweeper reviews
Moriarty was back and destroying everything and everyone who got between him and a certain artefact, one that John was desperately trying to get to Sherlock. When Moriarty found him John thought it might be the end, that he was going to die. When Moriarty shot him he was sure of it. But then John woke up in a world that wasn't his own, where Moriarty was dead but everyone else was
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,994 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Five Times Gregory Lestrade saved Mycroft Holmes' Life by Copgirl reviews
...and one time Mycroft Holmes saved Gregory Lestrade's life. Used to be a K rating, but is now a T just to be on the safe side. Obviously I don't own any of the charaters. They belong to Sir ACD, Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat. Heartfelt thanks go again to my wonderful Beta Jack63kids for proofing! Reviews would be lovely.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,093 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 3/29/2014 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Happy Tears by whitchry9 reviews
Written for a prompt. 5 1. Five times Sherlock made someone cry happy tears, and once he cried happy tears. Fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Anderson - Complete
We're All Mad Here by whitchry9 reviews
In which John got sectioned after he came back from Afghanistan, Sherlock may or may not be undercover (otherwise delusional), Molly has to deal with them all, and John would like to go home. AU. Written for a prompt. 14 chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,468 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
A Bug in the Electrical System by mapplepie reviews
When Sherlock was seven, he developed an aversion to public transportation, which may or may not have been due to the 600 foot worm that tried to eat him on a trip in New York.
Crossover - Men In Black & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Agent J, Sherlock H. - Complete
Icarus by winggirl6577 reviews
When John has a secret, who is the only person in the world that could find out?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Charm Offensive by Funky In Fishnet reviews
Mary has been expecting the smart black car that whisks her away for a meeting with Sherlock's brother. She hopes that he's going to offer her more money than he offered John.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Mary M., John W.] Mycroft H. - Complete
Hand and Foot by Artemicion reviews
A cracktastic, Despicable Me-inspired fill for this prompt: "Mycroft doesn't do anything; he has minions do it for him"
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Agent W by mapplepie reviews
ASiP. When John hears the telephone box ring as he walks past it, he immediately picks the phone off the hook without another thought. John doesn't even give the speaker a chance to talk before he snaps into the phone. ... and it turns out he just might have accidentally presumed the caller's identity incorrectly. Oops. (semi-retired)MIB!John.
Crossover - Men In Black & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/21/2014 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Der Rabe by johnsarmylady reviews
France 1916, and a group of German soldiers, cut off from their battalion, meet a strange doctor and his raven in a solitary wood. An AU for LDLFF, rated K. Cover art by theridingcropsart
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., OC - Complete
Moriarty, That Son of a by johnsarmylady reviews
Moriarty kidnapped John, and when he sent him back days later the doctor was a much changed person. Sherlock is desperate to get his friend back the way he was. A birthday gift for the lovely Lucy36. Rated K
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Disjecta Membra by Capt-Facepalm reviews
Canon Sherlock Holmes. A collection of drabbles which will be updated sporadically. Mainly Watson-centric, some h/c, some angst, some crack. No slash. Current entry: This entry is a bit lighter than the last. A bit of banter.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 8/10/2011
Where is Sherlock? by Sherlockreader reviews
Some texts between a The Sniper and The Master Criminal.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 63 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
Ne'er A Villain by Rachelea reviews
John Watson, M.D., is as well-educated as anyone. But no amount of compulsory literature courses could have prepared him for the secret of Sherlock's past. A Sherlockspeare oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Twitterature SH by whitchry9 reviews
Written for a prompt. Twitterature is composed of 20 tweets or less. Chapters each contain one episode, but are not in order. My *at* signs have been eaten, sorry about that. *Some chapters have been updated, because I was stupid and only did 15 tweets.*
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, Irene A.
A Building of Bridges by Unique reviews
No one would ever send Sherlock in to diffuse a stand-off; but on one unlikely day, that's exactly what happened. "Congratulations, Lestrade," he called out sarcastically. "You're traumatizing a war veteran."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,325 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Namesake by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
John gets a puppy which Sherlock happily names...Lestrade, however, is not pleased.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mary M. - Complete
In my closet by Caz251 reviews
Sherlock's habit of deleting things makes for a confusing conversation for John. Written as a comment-fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Crime in Rhyme by Ennui Enigma reviews
The following compilation is blamed on a lack of sleep and a deplorable sense of rhythm and rhyme. (And apparently a dearth of frontal lobe inhibition too.) Read at your own risk!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 42 - Words: 11,334 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
King Thrushbeard by 7kingdomsRmine reviews
Once upon a time there was an arrogant princess called Sherlock. Queen Mycroft is doing her best to find princess Sherlock a suitable husband - a nearly impossible task! (Was already published on my Tumblr)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Hospital Ennui: Alleviating the Boredom by Ennui Enigma reviews
Sherlock's hospitalised and very bored. An account of what eventually becomes Operation Ennui. The gears in the younger Holmes brother creak with ominous curiosity... now last chapter in which Sherlock is finally discharged home.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,948 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Fýrgebræc by StillWaters1 reviews
When she was a little girl, Zoe nearly saw a man burn. Minor character expansion from TEH bonfire scene.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Complete
Mrs Hudson's Smartphone by calgarry reviews
Mrs Hudson gets a smartphone for Christmas from John, but can't quite get the hang of it. Short, sweet little stories told in texts,not necessarily in order. Essentially a collection of oneshots, with some plots running through the whole story. Please read and review! *COMPLETE*
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
The Other Watson by FindingRainbows reviews
Let's face it- both Watson's are qualified so why should Sherlock mind? Mild spoilers for HLV but set after it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2014 - John W., Mary M., Sherlock H. - Complete
This Means War by Lady Silverbird reviews
We know that Sherlock has a penchant for shooting things when he gets bored. He ends up bored and somehow got his hands onto a dart gun.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Vellum and Morocco by pindergast reviews
Sherlock and John have taken up a case in America to investigate an enigmatic serial killer. Amidst the baffling clues, suspects, and incomprehensible American customs, there is an underlying sense of familiarity with one of the witnesses... Second installment of the 'Side of the Angels'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,325 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., OC - Complete
Eggwarming: A Study in Smaug by MomotsukiNezumi reviews
John Watson has the privilege of witnessing many strange things during life at Baker Street. From eyeballs in the microwave to hunting for bombs in underground train stations, nothing is normal. But nothing quite prepares him to come home to find Sherlock has stolen evidence from the police again and taken all his jumpers for a nest, trying to hatch what just may be a dragon egg.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., OC - Complete
Twelfth Night by johnsarmylady reviews
Chasing Sherlock around is making John ill - so what else is new? Although maybe next time he'll stick to reading trashy detective novels...so much better for everyone's peace of mind! A strange birthday gift for the lovely Jily Forevermore. Happy birthday! Rated K
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Conversation In A Kitchen by johnsarmylady reviews
Body parts in the fridge, experiments in the sink...comes a time when it all gets too much for John. A conversation in poetry - to make up to MrsPencil for previous bad behaviour - sorry :) Rated K
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Le Miserable Mycroft by clever-as-the-devil reviews
Mycroft, as he promised, takes his parents to see Les Mis. Hilarity ensues. (One-shot)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Mycroft H. - Complete
6 Seeds by FranklyJoyous reviews
A new twist on an old myth. John overhears a conversation between Molly and Sherlock that is raising questions about who his friend is, and why he's afraid when Molly says I'll see you soon.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
All I Want for Christmas is You by Dr. Kaitie Holmes reviews
Some chibi/kidlock Johnlock. Sherlock asked Santa for a best friend. Then (albeit it being two years later) the Watson family appears and John Watson is thrown into Sherlock's life. Some mentions and hints of Mystrade. Note: yes, Sherlock is a pirate. Do not question it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Side of the Angels by pindergast reviews
After Sherlock's 'death', John is trying to put all the pieces back together. But during an unlikely investigation, he learns the truth behind the suicide of the 'fake genius'...and it's not at all what he expected. Rated T for language and some violence. *Sequel to Armageddon*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,275 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Disappearing Man by johnsarmylady reviews
Sherlock and John knew it wasn't possible for the man to disappear - but it would seem that's exactly what he did do. Rated T for mild swearing, a birthday gift for the talented and wonderful jack63kids.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Anderson - Complete
A Scandal in the Schoolyard by FaramirsBlessing reviews
Kid!lock, Kid!John - A little one-shot about a friendless black-haired boy who goes through a rough day in the schoolyard.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Sgt. S. Donavan, Anderson - Complete
The Streets Forget by Any Unborn Child reviews
Oneshot. It was early evening when the power outage occurred.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
The Jew Broker's in Tottenham Court Road for Fifty-Five Shillings by Iwantthatcoat reviews
Happy Hanukkah (Chanukah, Chanukkah?)! It has always kinda bugged me, the somewhat anti-semetic bit of canon about how Sherlock gets his Stradivarius, so I decided to update it using bits from Cardboard Box and Mazarin Stone. Please let me know what you think.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Icy Conditions by Dayja reviews
A cabbie picks up an unusual passenger one freezing night. He has no coat, a big bruise on his forehead, and seems a bit confused before he rushes off into the darkness. What is a cabbie to do but follow?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Boxing Day by John Hama reviews
Watson writes about gifts, boxed and otherwise.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
Cupboard Luv by mattsloved1 reviews
Sherlock Holmes was seriously regretting his agreement to the terms Doctor Watson, had given him hours before. (A Follow up to 'Cupboard Love' as requested by Arty Diane. Silliness.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cupboard Love by mattsloved1 reviews
The former army captain kept his resolve until the right side of his face was brushed with a shirt once again. He closed his eyes, heaved a sigh and gave in to the inevitable. Why do I do this to myself? John wondered.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Conductor of Light by Otto Von Longshanks reviews
Everyone has a manu meridiem; bioluminescence in the palm of your hand. The colour of this is supposed to help you to find ... not quite your soul mate, though some call them that - rather, your Potential.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,492 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Five Times Sherlock Realized He Was Getting Older by Mildred Graves reviews
. . . And one time it didn't matter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,215 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Demonstration by johnsarmylady reviews
Greg isn't so sure he should have let Sherlock demonstrate how this particular murder was committed. A 221B Birthday gift for the lovely ITell. Rated T for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Open to Suggestion by SailOnSilvergirl reviews
John has yet another skill that Sherlock was unaware of. Can it help Sherlock solve a case? Can it help save Sherlock's life? Two chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Satisfaction by GreyNimue reviews
Wherein Dr. John Watson devises a scheme to tempt young Sherlock Holmes into eating regular meals, and ends up gaining an ominous new friend. Silly, one-shot, friendship and humor. Rating for slight cusses.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Freaks of Nature by Ulura reviews
Sherlock meets Startrek. The super humans were not the tyrants Starfleet made them out to be, infact they were betrayed. Sherlock, John and their fellow superhumans decide to freeze themselves and wait for a better time. But when Marcus finds the ship Sherlock is forced to work for him until he dares to make an escape. Can he convince Kirk of the truth and save John and the others?
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,160 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Spock, J. Kirk, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Code Name: Julie, Oscar, Alpha, November by Enid Black reviews
Please note that, incidentally, this is a genderswap story: John becomes Joan... it's not my fault, it's that my dreams are weird! Joan Watson, 25, is head nurse in one of the continental camp hospitals during WWII. One day an annoying patient appears in the officers' ward and she will resort to dirty tactics to have him cooperate.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Reverse Psychology by Girl Done Waiting reviews
Mycroft didn't like to stoop as low as Sherlock in order to get his own way. Taking a certain skull or a certain doctor hostage worked effectively. Sometimes Mycroft has to use reverse psychology on his brother, and it's frighteningly easy. Other's don't mind stooping that low. Some people don't need to use mind tricks. Sherlolly, Johnlock, paternal Lestrade. One-shots. Sort of.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Being an idiot by Missekatten reviews
Practically everyone is an idiot. But what does it really mean? Sherlock gets a new definition of the word as his and John's friendship takes off. Please read and review!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lay Thee Down Now And Rest by Gwen's Blue Box reviews
Five Times John finds Sherlock sleeping in an impossible position and does not succeed in waking him, and One Time he doesn't even try. / Consisting of six snippets throughout the years, varying in length and content ranging from fluff and humour to hurt and comfort and back to fluff again. No slash, just strong friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/22/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Donovan's Deductions by johnsarmylady reviews
Sergeant Donovan should know better than to try to out-deduce Sherlock at a crime scene. A 221B dedicated to Daffidill for the inspiration she gave me. Rated K plus for language
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Sherlock's Three Year Old Opinions by TheWingsOfALonleyAngel reviews
Kidlock. Sherlock is three and John four. Sherlock doesn't like John but he is second guessing himself.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Mess by alyxpoe reviews
Everyday someone has to go out of their way to ask John why he puts up with his and Sherlock's incredibly cluttered flat.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Complete
Gaining Wings by sheneya reviews
Inspired by the prompt: Sherlock is on the side of the angels, but he isn't one of them - literally. He is a demon who has decided, for whatever reason, to change sides on sherlockbbc-fic on LJ Contains Mild Slash implications and spoilers for season 2 All episodes, Just in case
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Unlocked by Edhla reviews
John won't be leaving for his date without his wallet and phone. Gift!fic for the lovely MadameGiry25, and not to be taken terribly seriously :)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Empty Grave by InkySpectacles reviews
In 1901, six-year-old Sherlock Holmes dies of pneumonia. Thirty-eight years later, he is joined by the recently deceased John Watson. And nearly seventy years after that, when an Inspector and his faithful Sergeant visit a quiet graveyard chasing a serial arsonist- that, my friend, is when things get interesting.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 141 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan
A Rather Tasty Ammunition by fraughtwithsparkles reviews
A prompt fill on LJ: Watson has taken to bringing food with him during Sherlock's cases. Because as much as Sherlock likes to say eating during cases is bad for his mind, Watson has found that if you stuff a mouthful of food in Sherlock's mouth while he's talking he will chew and swallow it so he can continue talking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Usefulness of the Death Frisbee by Raining Silver reviews
Sherlock wearing his deerstalker for once. An apparent incident with some beetroots on a case. John's suspicion. And Sherlock can finally find a use for his death frisbee! One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherk Herlmes by Laetitia or La reviews
A 100 word drabble I did for patemalah21 over at Mrs. Hudson's kitchen. Sherlock wonders why John's called him Sherk Herlmes since the Irene incident.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alas, Poor Bob by bsmadi reviews
John comes home from a night out with the boys to find that the wall might not have ears but the skull has found his voice. Crossover with the Dresden Files. Rated T for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2013
Bit of a Giggle by TimeLord98 reviews
Sherlock is sulking and John has a brilliant plan to cheer him up, but he needs Molly's help.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] John W. - Complete
Private Intrusions by johnsarmylady reviews
Sherlock needs to acquire a licence to work with the police as a private investigator, but bureaucratic problems beset his efforts. A one-shot in answer to Patemalah21's challenge on Mrs Hudson's Kitchen Forum. Rated K plus
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
An Unexpected Call by sherlockian-whovian-potterhead reviews
Set in The Hound of Baskerville. Mycroft demanded that Lestrade dropped everything in order to go to Dartmoor and check up on his little brother. And Lestrade, in spite of it all, was pleased that he'd get to be involved in a case for once. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2013 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Everyone can be organised, but why can't you? by flagma reviews
Kidlock: Sherlock has could always put everyone he meets into groups, now all he has to do is find out where new kid John belongs.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/29/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
S is for Anderson by MargyW reviews
When John discovers that Anderson's first name begins with the letter S, Sherlock's curiosity gets the better of him. Another fic exploring the "naughty boy" dynamic of Sherlock & John's friendship. Fic is a bit cracky. Rated T for language. Mentions of corporal punishment.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Great Escape by Random Ruth reviews
March 1976. John's taste in jumpers is all Harriet's fault, really. She's the one who took him and his teddy bear Hamish to clothes shop on a top secret mission and said, "See if there's anything you like." One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/27/2013 - John W., Harry W. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Sherlock by patemalah21 reviews
It's Sherlock's Birthday and he receives a number of interesting comments and invitations. A birthday fic dedicated to Arty Diane.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Top Deck 'Tec by thedragonaunt reviews
Appearing on a popular TV show was not Sherlock's idea of fun but, in the end, he rather enjoyed himself! This is written for the lovely BC and his mum, from a prompt by johnsarmylady and is dedicated to MrsNoggin, on the occasion of her birthday. Hope you like! The names have been changed, to protect the guilty! It's defo NOT Johnlock, but you can read it that way, if you like.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Nest Best Thing by Random Ruth reviews
The birds in the park are busy making nests to attract the ladies, but one bird has always struggled with that. He needs a very special nest. Meanwhile, Sherlock and John are waiting for a tweet. One-shot and the title is not a typo!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Did I Just Text A Murderer? by johnsarmylady reviews
the real story of what happened when Jeff Hope phoned after John had sent his text. A 221B birthday gift for the wonderful Arty Diane. Arty, I hope this also meets your challenge - sorry it took so long to do!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Apology by MapleleafCameo reviews
Sherlock needs to apologize to John. But first he has to figure out what he did. New chapter for Arty Diane's birthday ! rated K plus
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013
Stinky, Sulky Sherlock by jack63kids reviews
4 Arty, on the occasion of her birthday, as she likes a laugh. Sherlock is sulking in his room - so what's new you think. Changes are afoot and only John can talk him out of there...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Give Me Your Hands, If We Be Friends by bluerain1984 reviews
The texture of a honeycomb, filled with golden nectar. The innocent laughter of children. The feeling of having a friend beside him, and a touch of magic. Was the funny boy he found in the garden just a summer night's dream? Or was he very real, and standing beside him? Oneshot. Sherlock/John pre-slash fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Not So Civil War by johnsarmylady reviews
Sherlock and John have been invited to take part in a charity fund raiser but it gives Sherlock all the wrong ideas. A 221B for a sunny Friday afternoon. Rated K
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Carry That Weight by ADayInOurLife reviews
No one, not even Sherlock Holmes, is infallible; and everyone needs help, needs their own guardian angel to watch out for them sometimes, someone else to carry the weight of everything. A series of unconnected 221B one-shots of different instances where different characters have looked out for Sherlock. Word count by my computer.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, John W.
We Matter by Sano S. Sagara reviews
A gift for Arty Diane. Molly and Greg are drawn together by their shared friendship, however strange, with Sherlock. They decide, as their friendship grows, that Sherlock matters to this world. When they meet John, they agree over kisses that he matters to Sherlock, and to the world. They also Matter, because without the two of them, Sherlock and John would have killed each other
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2013 - DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
Sherlock's Trick by Alice Bekett reviews
Sherlock likes to pretend to be adverse to garlic, mirrors, crosses etc. All in an effort to freak Anderson out. John catches on, and aids Sherlock. They make a bet on when Anderson will finally break and bring a wooden cross and mallet to work. Please don't sue me, I don't own Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Things Fanboys and Fangirls Should Not Do by Spark Writer reviews
Seeing as I have done nearly all of these things at one time or another (or wanted to) I thought it only proper to compile an official list of the funniest should nots for fangirls and boys. Multi-fandom.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/22/2013
Oath to Sherlock by AglonAuthor reviews
We are determined. We are upset. We are the fandom who waited. We are the Sherlockians. Take this oath fellow Sherlock lovers, and officially become a Sherlockian.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Complete
Sherlock and the Hedgehog by TheWhovianSherlockian reviews
A short one shot between Sherlock and Mycroft with Sherlock as a kid. Sherlock finds a new pet and talks Mycroft into letting him keep it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Great White Holmes by MargyW reviews
When Sherlock is dosed with a mystery drug, Mycroft & John must deal with the fallout, and Mycroft gets a shock. (I'm crap at this) Rated T for language and drug references.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Operating Secret by librophile reviews
Lestrade arrests the strange umbrella-wielding man who dared try to bribe a police official. Then again, he's not as in control as he thinks. #1 in my "Meeting Mycroft" series; plot inspired by Evenmoor. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2013 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Kidnapped! A Comedy by scuttlesworth reviews
Poor kidnappers. Kidnapping John Watson is like pulling on a thread tied to all sorts of crazy. It's enough to make a bloke get a job and go straight.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - John W. - Complete
Like a Fairy by stayalittlewhile reviews
John Watson's life is anything but interesting until he finds a certain being in his flat.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hunting The Huntsman by Scare4irony reviews
There's something on the loose in 221B Baker Street and Sherlock had better find it before John does. Sort of a sequel to Comparative Studies, though you don't have to read that for it to make sense. Some swearing involved. Inspired by a prompt by AlessNox.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/14/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
The Disguised Detective by TemporarilyAbaft reviews
"Sherlock had mentioned before that he sometimes used disguises. Until now, John hadn't really seen the man utilize one that went beyond changing his personality or voice. This time, however, it took John a second to realize that it was, actually, Sherlock." Elements of Doyle's "Dying Detective."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Take the Long Way Home by Ariane DeVere reviews
Two old friends meet in a park. It's just lucky coincidence ... isn't it? (Mike Stamford is as BAMFy as he can possibly be. Mycroft Holmes is plotting.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., M. Stamford - Complete
Why did I even try? by DarkestWolfx reviews
John takes Sherlock with him to help him get their shopping. Never again. Set sometime after the Blind Banker, but before The Great Game.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ars Gratia Artis by Feste the Fool reviews
"Trust issues," wrote John's psychiatrist, and firmly believed it, yet within 48 hours of meeting Sherlock, John had killed for him. Instant, unwavering trust. Either the psychiatrist was more incompetent than Mycroft believed, or someone else spoke to John about Sherlock, that night between meeting Sherlock at the morgue and the case that became "A Study in Pink." COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Complete
Sleep, Sherlock, Sleep by mattsloved1 reviews
John knows Sherlock is only staying awake now because he's stubborn. Some silliness to make us smile.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Old Man on Baker Street by night4all reviews
There's an old man on Baker Street who tells the most fantastic stories.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/21/2013 - John W. - Complete
John Watson's Medicine by sherlockfic reviews
This is a missing scene set in Arthur Conan Doyle's 'The Empty House' but with the BBC's updated characters. What happens when John Watson finds out the truth?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Second Hound, A Letter by Stutley Constable reviews
A letter from Sherlock Holmes to his brother regarding details of the Baskerville case not disclosed to Dr. Watson, which also suggests there is more to both Mycroft and the Diogenese Club.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Mycroft H, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Late-Night Laughter by Lemon Zinger reviews
A joke-swap starts one late evening featuring our favorite detective, doctor, and Scotland Yard inspector.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Dr. Watson, Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Sherlock Ficlets by medcat reviews
Two humorous ficlets by Karasik, whose "Household Experiments" I've translated and posted here before. The author, once again, has kindly granted me permission to translate and post. The ficlets are "A Session of Psychoanalysis" and "Childhood Games".
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Complete
5 assumptions that they all got wrong by obeytherandomness reviews
and the one assumption that they didn't. I've been seeing a lot of people write these, so I decided to give it a try. I hope you guys like it. This is Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,781 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Wedding by patemalah21 reviews
Sherlock's getting married. It should be a hoot! Dedicated to Johns Army Lady on her birthday. Five 221B chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, John W. - Complete
Sherlock: The Final Act by jack63kids reviews
Happy Birthday, Kate! Some frivolity at the expense of the Bard. Hope he don't mind it, given his propensity to bring stories up to date...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Sherlock H., Anderson, Sgt. S. Donavan, John W. - Complete
A Sign on His Back by moonlitwanderer reviews
Sherlock got bored in London so they move to Paris. John is not convinced there is much to do there but Sherlock proves him wrong. Just a short story but please review- tell me what you think and enjoy :)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Obvious Case Of Bad Overacting by johnsarmylady reviews
Much to Sherlock's disgust John turns out a BAFTA worthy performance to trap a would be killer. A 221B in answer to Arty Diane's canon quote inspired challenge. Rated k - just for giggles!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Grimlock by Ms.Redrum reviews
When meeting the reaper in charge of taking ones soul, it's polite to at least be a bit interesting. In John's case, between the pain and the blood, he didn't get a chance to introduce himself to his reaper. Sherlock was just minding his own business when the fate's almost literally handed him the interesting soul of John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Partners by Ttime42 reviews
Sherlock & John have their roles, both at home and on the field. Friendship, mild power dynamics. Gen, but can be pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A 'Normal' Conversation by MockJayPhoenix12 reviews
...It's the closest thing they'll ever have to one. Non-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Write Stuff by MapleleafCameo reviews
John wants to write more interesting blog entries. Jazz it up a little. Sherlock is not amused. A humourous birthday present for the lovely and talented TheGameMrsHudsonIsAfoot! Happy birthday! Rated K
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
En Passant by librophile reviews
John has been injured, and Sherlock is determined. There's a reason doctors are called the worst patients. #2 in my "Meeting Mycroft" series. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Sgt. S. Donavan, Mycroft H., John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
You Are Now Aware by CrankWindPencil reviews
John tells Sherlock something that he doesn't want to know.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Overturned by librophile reviews
Another day. Another crime scene. And Donovan and Sherlock are at it again...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2013 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Duplicitous by librophile reviews
'It isn't that Watson's skills are devoid of any acting.' Holmes explains his choice of words.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
The Cross Keys Photograph by Sherlockian Dreams reviews
Outside The Cross Keys pub, Lestrade took a picture. The first picture on his new camera. A picture neither John or Sherlock first agreed too. This is the story behind the picture. A little one shot. Hope you like it!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
A Doctor in a Blue Box by Simply Isnt On reviews
For the prompt "John Watson finds the Tardis. Adventure."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, John W. - Complete
Keeping A Promise by johnsarmylady reviews
Things weren't always fraught between the Holmes brothers - before the days when caring became a disadvantage. A birthday story for the lovely LUCY36. Rated K
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Resistance by Coquillage Atlas reviews
A sequel to "Conductivity," in which there are grave dealings with Mycroft.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,455 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
You've Got to Jump Off Cliffs by Darkfangz13 reviews
...And build your wings on your way down. DI Lestrade has an ability that he has never told anyone about... he sees angel's wings.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/4/2013 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Quiet Please! by mattsloved1 reviews
John is used to noise and chaos. But sometimes the good doctor needs some quiet and he doesn't care if it's the Yarders he has to throw out of his home. A silly one shot intended to bring smiles. ;-)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Red by littlemisshamish reviews
This isn't even a proper fic / God help me / John is not gay / But he still wants the D (In which the boys try bad poetry.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One of Those Days by patemalah21 reviews
Sherlock Holmes is frustrated. He is having one of those days when nothing seems to go as planned. One Shot story in honor of Mattsloved1's birthday.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson, Molly Hooper, Mycroft H. - Complete
The Awful Truth About the Names by Darkfangz13 reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one; A cop and a doctor walk into a pub... and make fun of people's names. And then suddenly, the invention of a 'Name Syllabo-meter'. Confused yet? It's okay, they're drunk.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2013 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Re- acquaintances by Ja-Wren reviews
John re-meets the people of his past while trying to catch a serial killer.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,613 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - John W. - Complete
A Scandal by texting by noukinav018 reviews
This is what happens when a certain detective is set on finding something in 221 B Baker Street and what an enduring doctor has to put up with through text messages. Never let it be said that there can be too much texting. Mainly Sherlock/John friendship. R&R Fic cover by Silly-Peach
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Doctor's Deductions by SarahCat1717 reviews
Post-Fall. Told from the POV of those paid to keep tabs on the inconspicuous blonde man. But this seemingly quiet doctor has learned from the best.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,365 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Whose Woods These Are by Petra Todd reviews
A bump on the head provides Molly with a strange peek into the mind of Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Quietly Walking Back From The Dead by johnsarmylady reviews
Sherlock learns something surprising about Sally Donovan! Rated K
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Behind the Facade by Spark Writer reviews
What you didn't know about the 'Sherlock' characters . . . what's really going on in those minds, brilliant or not.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012
Off Script by Expecto-Prongs reviews
John Watson is tired of being the pawn in Sherlock and Moriarty's game. So he decides to go off script and improvise... but he never would have guessed what happens next.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/19/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
No Fare by PrettyArbitrary reviews
John doesn't stop for Stamford. Instead, he takes Jefferson Hope's cab home.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/15/2013 - John W. - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by Phosphorescent reviews
The first time John Watson meets Mary Morstan, he accidentally bumps into and drops his take-away curry on her. Though he doesn't know it, this is the third time she's met him. One way Mary Morstan could – but probably won't – be introduced on the show.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - John W., Mary M. - Complete
The Alchemist's Solution by beesandbrews reviews
A desperate client needs a dangerous cure. It's going to take Sherlock's expertise as a chemist and John's skills as a doctor to determine if he'll survive the next full moon. This story contains disturbing imagery and medical drama.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
One by whitchry9 reviews
Sherlock and John play the game 'words of one sound'. They both seem to be good at it. Inspired by the Cabin Pressure episode Wokingham.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
First Meetings by Ja-Wren reviews
John Watson knew the people in his life twice. Not in some mystical sense but at two different points in time when they were very different people. sequel is up.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,301 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
We're All Mad Here by Garmonbozia reviews
Sherlock was beginning to get very tired of sitting by John at the dinner, and of having nothing to do. Once or twice he had faked interest in the murder mystery evening, but it had no victims or criminals in it, "And what is the use of a case," thought Sherlock, "without victims or criminals?" - A very short, slightly fluffy one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Strange Adventure of the Shadow Thief by beesandbrews reviews
A case from the dispatch box of Dr John Watson. There's a serial killer targeting women in Leicester Square. Lestrade and the rest of the police are on it, but events take a weird turn when a man shows up at 221B and claims to be unwittingly responsible.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ransom of the Red Pirate by chappysmom reviews
Young Sherlock Holmes is just minding his own business when two kidnappers come to take him away ... boy, have they just made a mistake! (6 chapters)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,990 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
System Restart by Radon65 reviews
"Sally had always said that someday, they'd be standing around a body and Sherlock Holmes would be the one who put it there. But now they were standing around his body and what it was doing to John Watson was more than she could bear." Unrelated to Reichenbach. No character death.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,389 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sgt. S. Donavan, John W. - Complete
Fully Furnished by Dlvvanzor reviews
When John H. Watson, recently invalidated Army doctor, woke up that morning, he had not expected to come out of his bedroom to discover that his previously-bare flat had magically become fully furnished in the night. Birthday request from Sarah1281!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Don't Suppose by BlueSkye12 reviews
Sherlock and John meet Lestrade at a crime scene at government building. Just a small scene that explores the friendships between Sherlock and John and Lestrade. A quick little read.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Improbable Hospitality by ITell reviews
Just what did Lestrade tape on his phone the day Sherlock got drugged by Irene Adler? Set in A Scandal in Belgravia. Conversation format.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2013 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Linguistics by Adi Who is Also Mou reviews
"You know," she said leaning back against her chair as he stood to tower over her, "I absolutely know you can talk in English. You certainly understand it. So why do you insist on talking to me in French when I don't understand half of what you are saying?" AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
And So Ever After, As Long As He Lived by Mae34 reviews
In which a ballad is botched, John is made to run for his life and Sherlock is renamed 'Locksley'… which he will hate. AU Gen one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Resolution by BritLitChick reviews
With the turn of a new year, people often resolve to do something to improve themselves ... or perhaps to refrain from doing something. As John works diligently on his resolution, Sherlock finds keeping to his own to be an interesting exercise. One-shot, complete.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Quite Extraordinary by ZeenoMCR reviews
"I've run off my new flatmate. Shame, I was growing a little fond of him. But I went off and did what I usually do, and I told him everything about himself—even the things he obviously didn't want to hear." Sherlock's thoughts during the cab scene in "A Study in Pink".
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Gift by Jaeh reviews
For all the world's deductive and inductive powers squashed into the human brain of one Sherlock Holmes, he still felt like a right idiot when faced with a dilemma bigger than a crashed aeroplane with all passengers found alive in every corner of the country: Giving gifts to friends. Specifically: giving gifts to John. Platonic as usual.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Boys in the Tunnel by Ulura reviews
One day Lestrade discovers a small homeless boy named Sherlock, living down in the dark of the tunnels beneath London with his protector and friend, John. Slowly Lestrade learns of the sad life the two have lived so far and how they came to be alone in the world. And the three must band together not only to hide from the shadows of the past but the future as well.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,231 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
From the Diary of John Watson by merrybelated reviews
John tries to work through his complicated feelings about Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Exp-hair-iment by whitchry9 reviews
Whilst away on a case, John decides to do an experiment, and ends up finding out something about Sherlock he never expected.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Compassion by Forbiddensoul562 reviews
Not very many things come as a surprise to the world's only consulting detective, but to John, everything Sherlock does seems to be surprising, and often without motive. Especially when he takes a sudden notice to the otherwise invisible citizens of the street, who are just trying to make it by. John sees for himself that there is always more to a person than they lead on.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Secret Santa by chappysmom reviews
John finally has the opportunity to get everyone the perfect gift, but has to do it anonymously ... what's a friend to do? (Technically part of the Mistaken Identities universe, but you don't need to have read them for this to make sense. Come in and have some eggnog! Just watch out ... it's sweet in here.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/19/2012 - John W. - Complete
the given (and what you get) by The Circus reviews
A gift and a bond between two. No gift and you are a freak of nature, no bond and madness is the path that awaits. Two unbound men, odd and lonely, one presumed not to have a gift and one with a gift that could turn him mad anyway. A prompt on sherlockbbc brought this one into existance.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wrong! by StrikeMidnight reviews
Sherlock actually got something wrong?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
What's In The Box, John? by johnsarmylady reviews
A parcel is delivered for John which he promptly ignores, much to Sherlocks annoyance! A Birthday fic for Ennui Enigma - Happy Birthday!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
And a bottle of rum by Lucy36 reviews
Sherlock gets outwitted, all in a good cause.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2012 - John W. - Complete
Cat-tastrophy by amandabandanna reviews
Exploring an event from Sherlock's childhood. Prompted from a discussion a friend and I had about "Mummy."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Scarlet and Gold by AfroGeekGoddess reviews
John dreams of scarlet, of snow, of silver. A Reichenbach winter fable. Magical realism. Warnings for blood, references to suicide.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How Sherlock Got a Toddler Stuck in His Hair by PrettyArbitrary reviews
Sherlock's work gets them into a lot of strange situations, but up to his armpits in cute little orphans is not a place John ever expected to find himself with Sherlock. Fluffy adventure with no deeper meaning.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Socks by thelatestwhim reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson aren't the domestic type. They don't do the dishes together, they don't buy groceries together, and they don't do their laundry together. What happens when John decides to do Sherlock a favor? Inspired by the line, "Hope you didn't mess up my sock index this time," from A Scandal in Belgravia.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Missing Chess Piece by Dinogeek reviews
Sherlock Holmes doesn't usually investigate hauntings. But when a man comes to him asking to know what's going on in his old house, Sherlock finds himself drawn into a case that takes him far back into the past and deep into a heartbreaking story, until at last he solves a mystery three hundred and fifty years in the making. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Freaks by Myth Queen reviews
While is Sherlock in the hospital with doctors trying to get a bullet out of his head, Sally Donovon decides that she misses the freak when his big brother takes over the case. Rating is for the initial discription of Sherlock's injury
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,214 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Mycroft H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
The One-Shot: A Knife and a Needle by Motaki reviews
Standalone AU, inspired by "The Shawl of Sherlock Holmes". John is a leatherworker; most people don't understand what the term entails.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Red Queen by Interstella reviews
Sequel to Safe and Sound. Spoilers for s2e03. Post Reichenbach. Now that Sherlock is gone and Wonderland is hers, what will Alice do? John is having a hard time coping with his loss and someone is slowly dismantling Alice's web.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012
Things You Should Know by Anowen18 reviews
Lestrade needs a place to stay for a few days. He asks John if he can stay at Baker Street, but John's going to be out of town. The resulting e-mails. UPDATE: Now translated to Russian here: www. ficbook. net/readfic/892392 and translated to Polish here: /s/9460806/1/Things-You-Should-Know-PL
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Admitting by kangaleigh reviews
Sherlock watches John scurry about the flat. He recognizes the signs, the symptoms, John is showing. Not from John himself, no. But Sherlock has experienced them many times himself to know what they appear as. And he was very excited about the ending result. But will John admit his predicament? No Slash here today, folks!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Genius, a Sherlock Fanfic by DearSherlock reviews
My gift for the September 2012 Johnlock gift exchange through johnlockchallenges on Tumblr, for the following prompt "John is actually a genius, possibly more so than Sherlock? But he pretends he's not because of previous bad experiences revealing that fact. And he's pretended so long he's almost convinced himself he isn't a genius. But then, he slips up. How does Sherlock react?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Time Sensitive by johnsarmylady reviews
A new quiz master is determined to 'play' with Sherlock and John. Rated T - just in case
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,602 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Conversation During an (attempted) Interrogation by YYHfan-KB reviews
John and Sherlock frustrate a kidnapper to no end by talking nochalantly throughout his failure of an interrogation. Humour, a frustrated kidnapper, and a very amused duo, wanna guess the outcome?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What's in the Pot, Sherlock? by jack63kids reviews
221B for a challenge by AlessNox in Mrs Hudson's Kitchen. I'm not telling you anything else, but there's a 'surprise' for Arty Diane in there - she'll know. If you don't get the references, then turn to chapter two ... and harkavagrant DOT com SLASH index DOT php QUESTION id EQUALS 210
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
There and Back Again by Kayka reviews
Sherlock Holmes was the ideal flatmate: he didn't keep up with films, and he was just narcissistic enough to believe that the paparazzi were for him, alone. Genfic.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Crime Scenes from the Nursery by mrspencil reviews
Traditional nursery rhymes and songs with a Sherlockian twist. Inspired by a challenge from Mrs Hudson's Kitchen. Posted with the encouragement of Ennui Enigma and jack63kids. Also, a nod to CatsWhiskers fine series. Most were written in the wee small hours...you can probably tell...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Complete
Let Sleeping Flatmates Lie by katkin reviews
Why were people so intent on spoiling his fun? He preferred John when he was asleep...He preferred Mycroft when he was in a different building entirely. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Inexplicable by prettybirdy979 reviews
John's got a secret... A series of one shots all based around the fact that John Watson is not exactly what he seems. Named for first one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,823 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Long Leggity Beastie by johnsarmylady reviews
A Post-Reichenbach Story - in response to Ennui Enigma's latest challenge! Rated K for odd bits of bad language!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Qi of Hate and Love by SailOnSilvergirl reviews
When an ex-con is intent on killing the three witnesses who testified against him, will Sherlock and John (and Mycroft and Lestrade) be able to stop him? The stakes are high - one of the witnesses is a Major Character.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,502 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Last of Their Kind by Ulura reviews
Sequel to Alphas and Omegas, not Omegaverse. With Moriarty gone Sherlock and John thought they had put the dark times behind them. But soon things begin to go wrong, John is slowly but surely loosing his powers and with them his own life force. While Sherlock is plagued with nightmares of coming threats both will have to fight to survive in more ways than one.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,503 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Under Control by johnsarmylady reviews
The question was: How long can John make Sherlock keep his experiments under control? The answer? A 221b fanfic!Sequel to Misunderstanding Rated T for blasphemy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Follower by MapleleafCameo reviews
One night something unexpected follows John home. A little spooky silly story for an October night. Rated T. Not Slash. Reviews contain spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Train Of Thought (It's As Easy As) by Liberty-In reviews
Sherlock never says anything about the insinuations surrounding him and John. It's weird because usually, Sherlock can't help but have the last word - about anything. This leads to John's current thoughts going off on a tangent as he tries (and fails) to write up their last case. (Set between Belgravia and Reichenbach.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One Sherlock to Many by Rarely Written reviews
John is going out of his way to be annoying and oh boy is Sherlock annoyed!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Don't Tease Sherlock Holmes by StoryGirl.98 reviews
One can't tease his little brother without feeling Mycroft Holmes's wrath.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Fae by Ulura reviews
Au. 'They come to play and then they take you away' that's what people used to say about the mysterious Fae. And that is exactly what they did to a young boy named Sherlock Holmes, many years ago. Torchwood inspired.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Until Proven Otherwise by ThriftShopYarn reviews
A series of one-shots exploring the things I like to believe are true about the world of BBC's Sherlock. Because we have no proof these things didn't happen. No slash. Chapter 7 up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,124 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
New Meat by Potential Paradox reviews
Interns never last in Lestrade's division.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Lost Boys by FadingGrin reviews
Sherlock was an awkward, awkward child that never quite grew into an awkward, awkward adult.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Walk in the Park by StoryGirl.98 reviews
Harry Watson takes her little brother to the park, and Mycroft Holmes does the same. The run into each other, and while they are distracted Sherlock and John wander off. Kid!Sherlock and Kid!John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Mycroft H., Harry W. - Complete
Invisible Once More by chappysmom reviews
Part 4 of the "Invisible" series. Moriarty is back, and this time, he's after John's gift. The only problem? He thinks it belongs to Sherlock. Yes, it's the Reichenbach episode, people! (14 chapters)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,275 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Vignettes: A City of Many Faces by Kaelir of Lorien reviews
There is more than one lens through which to view a man's soul. A series of second-person studies looking into the hearts and minds of the characters of Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012
Her Boys by whitchry9 reviews
Written for the H/C bingo prompt: orphans. Mrs Hudson reflects on the boys who live in her flat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock H. - Complete
Mischief Night by BritLitChick reviews
It's Halloween and trick-or-treaters are at the door at Baker Street. Sherlock grumpily answers the door and is surprised to see a very familiar-looking person. This story was written as a present for my young daughter, and is a spinoff from the Grace Hammer series.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
A Study In Doggerel by CatsWhiskers reviews
Silliness. A few poetic ramblings. Curse this insomnia!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012
Dear Fanfiction by Hellasherlocked reviews
This is not to piss anyone off, just for amusement. I am going to update once or twice a day so I'm hoping I can do a lot of them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Complete
A Hand by Maelynn Meep reviews
"A hand. Fingers. Carding through his hair. His mind registered the sensation vaguely, world far too fuzzy, like the lining of one of John's comfiest looking jumpers." Fluff. Sherlock whump to a degree. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Normal Things with Sherlock by Bitterfruit93 reviews
Just imagine Sherlock with the most normal things you can imagine, then you know what kind of little fragments of stories will be put up here.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 26,098 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Uncle Sherlock by SoundsOfRain8 reviews
Sherlock hasn't gotten used to his old flatmate being a married man, as well as being a dad. John stops by for a visit which turns into both an amusing and heartfelt meeting for the detective. Short Sherlock oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
And A Doctor by StillWaters1 reviews
It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Night I Met You by LastSaskatchewanSpacePirate reviews
Greg Lestrade met four different people on four different nights and each of these meetings changed his life. T just in case.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
In Memoriam by Ariane DeVere reviews
John doesn't want to deliver the eulogy. But who else can do it but him? A 221B fic. It's not as tragic or depressing as it might look. Ah, hell, it's actually pure crack. But play along for a bit, if you don't mind.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Conversation Under a Stairwell by YYHfan-KB reviews
Sherlock and John are trapped in a closet under a staircase, let's just say things are a bit cramped. Conversation only, humorous fic. Warning: you may laugh. Completed with an epilogue.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
John's rant by Brown hair and eyes reviews
One day John finally has enough of some of Sherlock's habits. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Telling the Bees by Stutley Constable reviews
Dr. John Watson has a duty perform for his old friend.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Dr. Watson - Complete
The Bear who Went to War by 8armstoholdyou reviews
Kid!Sherlock gets a stuffed bear for his birthday one year, whom he names Jawn. When Jawn 'leaves' a few years later, Sherlock is told that Jawn will come back someday.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Study in John by chappysmom reviews
After the events of "A Study in Pink," John lies on the couch in Baker Street and thinks about the whirlwind events of the day. What is he getting himself into?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/25/2012 - John W. - Complete
Fratres for Violin and Piano by joudama reviews
Every year, the Holmes boys pick a duet to play for Mummy. She'd always hoped it would help them get along better. This is, sadly, not the case, but John can see why she does it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
GANGLIANS by Your Iron Lung reviews
There are a lot of things Sherlock won't admit to having 'deleted' from his brain, but when he starts to display signs showing that he's having trouble seeing through his own hair does John begin to wonder whether or not the man's forgotten that hair grows.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Flatmate Wanted by Setep Ka Tawy reviews
"Sherlock had not begun his half-hearted search for a flatmate with a great deal of enthusiasm, or indeed optimism." A look into Sherlock's mind during ASIP. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Sociopath and the Doctor by Spark Writer reviews
A series of day to day Sherlock one-shots. I aim to focus on Sherlock and John's lovely FRIENDship, rather than creating slash fics. I'm having great fun writing these; if you have a request, you need only ask. :D K plus just for good measure.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Doctor by SylverSpyder reviews
John is John, and his awesome Johness means a whole lot of things change, from Sally's hair do to Mycroft's love life. Alright it seems a little random, but.. He does carry a gun.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/21/2012 - John W. - Complete
221 Baker Street Shenanigans by Party-Like-A-Time-Lord reviews
A collection of drabbles and one-shots from the lives on 221 Baker Street of Everyone's favorite doctor and consulting detective. There will be atleast 15 and there will be a new update each week.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Alphas and Omegas Not Omegaverse by Ulura reviews
When Sherlock sees John again he is torn between telling John of their past together, the past John has been forced to forget. When Scotland Yard stumbles across The Facility Sherlock will have to come clean about what he and John really are. No Slash! T for dark situations and violence here and there. I wrote this before I knew what the Omegaverse.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,997 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Study in Mycroft by chappysmom reviews
A look at Mycroft's thoughts and actions during a Study in Pink.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
It's a Crime Scene! by Ttime42 reviews
John tries to coax Sherlock out of a bad mood at a crime scene. PG for mild gore in the form of decapitation. Genfic. Warning: Contains awful puns.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mycroft Confessions, Truth, and Lies by AlessNox reviews
Being a steward of the British Nation is hard work, but not, it seems, as hard as taking care of his wild-child younger brother Sherlock. When his loner brother suddenly takes a flatmate, Mycroft wonders what is happening, and who is this Dr. John H. Watson. *
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,776 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
There's no telly at the flat by MadaMag reviews
A very short drable. About Sherlock and John and their telly. Or lack thereof.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Rules by InkySpectacles reviews
It's only natural that people create guidelines for their everyday interactions. However, when you're dealing with Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, nothing is ever normal.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Little Help from My Enemies by chappysmom reviews
Later, John couldn't believe he hadn't seen it coming. But sometimes, help comes from the most unexpected source-though returning the favor can be harder than you think. 2 chapters
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Intrusions by braceface freak reviews
When Detective Inspector Lestrade met the Holmes brothers, aka, the day Detective Inspector Lestrade didn't get a moment's peace.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
The Violinist by Aramisol reviews
The violinist has not slept.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Obvious Facts in the Guise of Reality by The Circus reviews
Your Paton helps define you, your chosen god helps influence the path of your life. Yet John has no Patron Sherlock can see and that niggling itch of a question shoved determinedly to the back of his mind is getting stronger every day. In a world where every person has a Greek god as a Patron, who is John Watson's?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stop The Press by addyke reviews
Mycroft Holmes is determined to destroy Kitty Riley's career.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Mycroft H., Kitty R. - Complete
Mycroft's Umbrella by scuttlesworth reviews
A short discussion about Mycroft's umbrella. It could, possibly, if you wanted it set there, be between two of the poor surveillance slobs stuck on shift in the office from "Management".
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Complete
Storytelling by amythedork reviews
Five times John Watson opens up to Sherlock Holmes, and one time Sherlock Holmes opens up to John Watson. Gen, though could easily be read as pre-slash. / "They've lived together for a grand total of three days when Sherlock flounces onto the sofa beside John and demands to know everything about him, from what his favourite food was as a child, to what his favourite season is now."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Lady Sam Mallory reviews
Sherlock and John race the clock to find a thief that threatens Lestrade's career as well as their very lives. This is my take on the origin of their code words Vatican Cameos. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
childhood toys by Lozilan reviews
John and Sherlock are delayed at the airport. They start up a conversation about their favourite childhood toys with interesting consequences. My first fanfic . Thank you for your reviews , they are greatly valued.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Inappropriate Thoughts, John? by CaffieneScribbler reviews
Mishmash of fluffy oneshots caused by the wonder that is BBC's Sherlock. If you like random, cracky, fluffy things then this is your story! R & R if you like it x
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Preparing to Change by donutsweeper reviews
HDM AU, a prequel to my story "Haunting Laughter," John and his daemon Jorrun meet Sherlock and his daemon Dagany for the first time.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It All Comes Out In The Wash by JGRhodes reviews
It's not unusual for John to find something...interesting...in the laundry. Today, though, tops all the days before. Written for a prompt: Laundry Baskets.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Set the Air on Fire Between Us by harlequindreaming reviews
Amongst the Ordinaries of the world live the Elementals, those who carry water, earth, air and fire at their very core. John Watson works with water, as a healer and as a soldier. Sherlock Holmes, as usual, is something else entirely.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Scraps from the Coal Scuttle by AdidasandPie reviews
Drabbles, one-shots, and other short anecdotes about our favorite duo and company. No slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 121 - Words: 41,739 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 3/6/2010
A Chemical Defect by Willie The Plaid Jacket reviews
John and Sherlock discuss matters of the heart.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Listening By Ear by StillWaters1 reviews
Lestrade figured that anyone who thought John Watson wasn't important, and that Sherlock hadn't changed since meeting him, had to be completely, bloody deaf. Because it was all right there, in every sound Sherlock made. For anyone attentive enough to listen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/8/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Unlikely Friends by I don't post here anymore reviews
Sherlock is curious about a certain New Addition to his and John's flat.
Crossover - Sherlock & Tangled - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sherlock H., Pascal - Complete
Game On by grannysknitting reviews
A follow on from the end of season one. They get home. Sherlock comes to a decision. John decides to point out his mistake. Game On Boys. in six parts
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Her Boys by SailorChibi reviews
When Martha Hudson stumbled across one of her old school chums, it didn't seem like a big deal to spin the tale of a better life than she really has. Or at least, it didn't until that friend showed up on her front step, expecting to meet Mrs Hudson's sons. Fortunately, Sherlock always knows just what to do. One-shot, implied Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Restoring Balance by StillWaters1 reviews
After the events of ASiB, Sherlock buys Mrs. Hudson a mobile phone. John teaches her how to use it. And the fact that 999 is speed dial #4 tells the world that threatening Mrs. Hudson is just not on.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Mrs. Hudson, John W. - Complete
The Art Of Communication by StillWaters1 reviews
Lestrade was used to getting odd, non sequitur texts from Sherlock. But when "John went out for milk" was followed by a terse "two hours ago," Lestrade immediately understood three things: John was missing, Sherlock was quietly panicking, and this could all end very, very badly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/5/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Mud Brown, Sky Blue by The Clever reviews
In which young Sherlock makes an acquaintance.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Twenty Questions by ShilohHolmes reviews
John and Sarah challenge Sherlock to a game of Twenty Questions. Written just for fun
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2012 - John W., Sarah - Complete
Their First Meeting by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John met before A Study In Pink…but still at St. Bart's.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Very Good Indeed by StillWaters1 reviews
John Watson was a doctor, trained to observe details; a fact Sherlock had never been more aware of than when a drugged John's lifesaving instructions were based on an unlabeled syringe and an unconscious murder suspect's body.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 221 - Published: 5/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The University Mix by The Circus reviews
The two new professors are essentially old and harmless. Sure Professor Sigerson has the strangest knowledge of posions and Professor Morstan knows the cleanest way to kill a man with a scalpel, but so what? Based on a prompt from a while back. Sherlock and John undercover at a University.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Interesting Puzzle by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Mycroft Holmes has had a very bad day. And now it's up to Sherlock and John to make sure he lives to see a new one.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Weird and Wonderful by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Most people generally get Sherlock. Really, they do. He's a genius and completely socially inept and the way he thinks is downright scary but people can understand that. They get it. It's John that's the weird one.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Cat in the Hat Parody by JellyBean30 reviews
Crack!fic - This is exactly what it says on the label, a parody of The Cat in the Hat with Sherlock, Mycroft, the skull & John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Rules by WerewolfDoctor reviews
There are certain bits of paper pinned to the walls of 221B Baker Street that have been added to and amended by practically everyone over time, recording the rules of 221B.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Bravery of The Soldier by WerewolfDoctor reviews
Mycroft's opinions on John and how they change over time.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Plumes in Red by PassionandPromise reviews
John often wondered why he saw them, and why they captivated him so much. Every time, when he comes close to death, he sees them, and he wonders how. Maybe now as he lies dying, they can finally stop pesturing him... Happy Valentine's Day!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sentence Completion Unrequired by FindingRainbows reviews
Donovan looked between the two flatmates, "I feel like I have missed something." A short but hopefully sweet look into Sherlock and John's relationship. Hope you enjoy.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mrs Holmes by Briar Elwood reviews
John is utterly fascinated by Sherlock's seeming change in personality when Sherlock's mum comes to visit.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Password by Sylvr reviews
John finally finds a way to keep Sherlock off his laptop. A 221b.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Outliers by Dinogeek reviews
If Lestrade hadn't known any better, he'd have thought Sherlock had been reincarnated as a twelve year old boy at a London cafe. "I'm not normal; I'm an outlier. And people always find the outliers... odd." The DI wondered if that was how he had felt too.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2012 - DI Lestrade - Complete
A Study in Linguistics by rizandace reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson had their own language. It was a language of few words and minute facial expressions, and John had learned that it was nearly the only way to have an honest conversation with his eccentric flat mate. Edited June 15, 2013
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,425 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 147 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Memories by FullMoonEclipse reviews
When we hear stories about our ancestors, it sometimes makes us happy. These stories can create new bonds of friendship, sometimes from beyond the grave. Short fluff drabble, please R&R.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock H.
My Name Isn't Really Claus, You Know by Pinguin1993 reviews
"...and I am not really much of a Saint either." Christmas present for my fellow Sherlockians. In which Sherlock does not believe in anything he hasn't seen for himself. Luckily enough, he has met Santa Claus in person. Includes 10 ficlets.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mycroft's Tie by Darkfangz13 reviews
The CCTV surveilence is struggling due to the heavy snow so Mycroft decides to drop in on a crime scene to watch over Sherlock... but why is Lestrade and Sherlock laughing at him so much? John wants to know.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Write or Die, Moriarty Mode by CaffieneKitty reviews
One of John Watson's less vaunted skills becomes necessary to stop a bomb from exploding. Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Get Thinking by Ariane DeVere reviews
Sherlock will use any excuse not to help with the household chores, but this is a new one ...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bored! Bored! Bored! by Darkfangz13 reviews
One Bored Sherlock, one overworked John, and a LONG list of annoyed persons in between. Title says it all.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock Is Not The One You Should Worry About by AllesandraQuartermaine reviews
Sally Donovan's eyes are opened about a certain Doctor John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 226 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sgt. S. Donavan, John W. - Complete
The Relative Merits Of Honey by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock and John attend the Bristol Honey Festival. A pre-slash one shot, but in the Sugarverse. Just a bit of fun.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Four at the Thousand Faces by Morgan Stuart reviews
John, Sherlock, Lestrade, and Mycroft are heroes, whether they realize it or not. And there is a certain journey that all heroes are entitled to make. Note: Bracketed numbers in the text correspond to endnotes that identify the various references.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2011 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Unexpected Talents by grannysknitting reviews
Sherlock ponders the myth that doctors have no business holding a pen. John twists his knee.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Watson Carol by Arlothia reviews
The long awaited answer to how in the world John pulled off his extraordinary feats in 'A Sherlock Carol.' Must read that before this to understand. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unexpected Depths by grannysknitting reviews
Mycroft wants Sherlock to do a job for him at the Palace. Lestrade doesn't want to be there. Sherlock wants to know more about John.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not Without Me by Jennistar1 reviews
Halfway through Sherlock's Great Hiatus, Mycroft comes to him with the news that John has died. But all is not what it seems…
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by LOVEZINKSY reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 2,475 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Sherlock Carol by Arlothia reviews
Sherlock had never read nor seen 'A Christmas Carol' and John uses it to his advantage. Obligatory Christmas fic! R&R please...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Texts From Last Night by LOVEZINKSY reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 159 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A House is not a Home by selenityshiroi reviews
This is a prompt fill from the LJ Fic Meme. John and Sherlock got a flat share because they needed to split the rent. But when John comes into money, people wonder 'why hasn't he found a place of his own' The actual prompt is inside the story
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/24/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
There Must be Something in the Water by LOVEZINKSY reviews
Insanity must be contagious, because John finds himself talking to that damn skull more often than he would like to admit.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Three Ways Sherlock Conformed to His Stereotype by Jennistar1 reviews
"It's a hat." / Urge to roll eyes, quashed. "Yes. I can see that." / "It's called a deerstalker."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times Sherlock Realised This Was Different by Jennistar1 reviews
...And One Time He Admitted It. John makes Sherlock's life different. This is how.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/27/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 333 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 3,638 - Follows: 420 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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NOT Sherlock's Fault reviews
What brings John, Greg, and Molly to a pub in a foul mood on Valentine's day? There is one thing their situation has in common: It's NOT Sherlock's fault!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
The Boy Who Grew Up reviews
What if the characters of "Sherlock" used to live in Neverland? Peter has grown up, and no one has the same physical appearance or ethnicity they used to have. Some characters manage to find and recognize each other. This is how their conversations might go. A series of unrelated one-shots. "Sherlock" character's roles vary in each chapter. Rated T for some chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty
Death by Negligence reviews
What's the best way to annoy someone? Sing a parody of a famous song for them of course! Unrelated one-shots, where characters sing parodies to tick someone else off. No one is safe from singing or being sung at, no matter if they're the British government, or a tenant of 221 Baker Street! It's the Drugs squad's turn to sing...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Questionnaire reviews
"I have a list of hypothetical situations here. I will read them and I want you to tell me how you would react in those situations." John looked uncertain for a moment, then he sighed in resignation, "Fine, ask away." When Sherlock manages to drag his friends into his social experiment, insanity ensues. Inspired by the AU stories in the Sherlock fandom! Next up: The Drugs Squad!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,517 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Confusing Initials reviews
For My dear friend, Ennui Enigma's birthday! John doesn't seem to be able to get a break. As if the problem with his blog wasn't enough, he now has to deal with the confusion of who is writing what at the comments section of today's post. Why does everyone have to use their initials?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Wool Gathering reviews
A 221B For Jack63kid's birthday. John's wool gathering has some unusual after effects...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How it Would have gone! (in Study in Pink) reviews
"I'm pretty sure you could search this flat all day and you wouldn't find anything that you could call recreational." John said confidently. Donovan came in the living room carrying a chess board, "What do you call this then?" My brain veered from the show's original lines and made up it's own dialogue!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Hush, little Sherlock reviews
"I can't sleep!"John rubbed at his eyes in exasperation, "What do you want us to do, Sherlock? Do you want me to sing you a lullaby?""Would it work?" Sherlock asked"That's what they are designed to do after all""Alright then, sing away!" Sherlock, John, Lestrade, and Anderson have to spend the night in a dorm room Can they manage to get along and go to sleep already?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Anderson - Complete
You remind me of someone reviews
A conversation between John and Sherlock. Sherlock does not like John's mustache, so he uses every means possible to persuade John to shave it. But John wouldn't be swayed that easily. Who would win this battle of wits? And what does Lestrade have to do with this?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Why Sherlock keeps taking John's laptop? reviews
John and Sherlock have a conversation in order to find an answer to the above question!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On the way to the tube reviews
A look into John's thoughts as he walks from his therapist's office to the tube station at the beginning of "Study in Pink". An answer to Lucy36's 5 word challenge. Rated T for swearing and general foul mood.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2013 - John W., M. Stamford - Complete
How it Could Have Gone! (in Hounds of Baskerville) reviews
What if Sherlock doesn't give in easily when John said "Cold turkey, we agreed. No matter what." John needs to remind him of that agreement! My muse came up with dialogue of her own...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
So, Sherlock reviews
On going series of oneshots. A series of conversations between Lestrade, Sherlock & John as they compare themselves & those around them to characters from other works of fiction. With occasional appearance from other characters. Ch 22, "Mash-up II", Lestrade is still drugged & his analogies are getting crazy! Disney princesses,Transformers & little women are just a few of them!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,736 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Mrs Hudson's Wall of Shame reviews
Mrs. Hudson is very angry with her tenants, so she lines them up for a mug shot to go on her wall of shame. Will she get the photo she needs? For Johnsarmylady's birthday!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Coffee and Deductions reviews
When John and Sherlock go to restaurants or cafes for different reasons, they deduce those around them to pass the time. But the results are not always what they expect, sometimes they get observed themselves! A series of one shots. Chapter 8, "Through the woods and into the restaurant" How do our detectives deal with getting lost in the woods? For Lucy36's birthday!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,332 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
How it Should have gone! reviews
This is how I liked the conversation to go in Buckingham Palace after Mycroft informs Sherlock of Ms. Adler's 'profession'. First three lines are the dialogue from the show. Rated T for the material they discuss.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Snowballs! reviews
It all began with John and Sherlock chasing their quarry in a snow covered country side. The chase led to interesting results. The duo decide to prank some of the people they know for Christmas. First stop: Mycroft!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What's cooking John? reviews
Written for the challenge in Mrs. Hudson's Kitchen. A 221B, John has to cook up something in the kitchen, and fast!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
221 Boo! reviews
Anderson and Sally pull a bad prank on John and Sherlock for Halloween, and the duo take revenge! Two 221Bs in chapter one and three 221Bs in chapter two. Challenge by johnsarmylady. Rating for the nature of the pranks!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Sgt. S. Donavan, Anderson - Complete
A Wild Goose Chase reviews
John goes on a tresure hunt in their flat. He is in for a surprise!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I'm having what he's having! reviews
A 221B, John and Sherlock are in a cafe. What's with John? Inspired by a real conversation, Betaed by my dear Ennui Enigma.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Hamlet as told on Baker Street reviews
Case inspired by ACD's story "The Adventure of the Devil's Foot". Sherlock and John are on the case. John distracts Lestrade from stolen evidence by a parody of Hamlet, but Lestrade becomes obsessed with the story and tries to involve the duo. 2 shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete