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Joined 07-11-12, id: 4122555, Profile Updated: 08-05-15
Author has written 17 stories for Warehouse 13, Forever, Harry Potter, Star Wars, and Archer.

Hi, I'm stewbeef44. I tend to write mostly Warehouse 13 fanfiction, and am currently continuing the series in fanfiction form since it has been canceled.

About me:

Apart from writing fanfiction, I am a geographer and a foodie. I work as a self-employed geography teacher on a distance learning website. I have Asperger's and bipolar (I'm very open about it). I also travel a lot, and plan to do a lot more in the future.

Many people like to re-post things that describe something going on in the world that is admittedly terrible, but then ruin the message of the post by implying that if you don't re-post it yourself, you must be a bad person. If you also are annoyed by people defeating the purpose of good causes by spreading these, DO NOT re-post this on your profile (and maybe actually do something about what people re-post instead).

Also, for one of my stories ("The Sky Shall Burn"), I currently have a beta reader, purpleswans. Unfortunately I can't link to the beta profile here, but if you look up purpleswans' regular profile, you can access the beta profile from there. I highly recommend this person if you need a beta reader. Keep in mind that beta readers have their lives as well and sometimes are unable to look over a story, so you'd need to check the availability status of the beta profile first.

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Doom Driven by Child of Sithis reviews
Sithis is overdue a soul: Sithia the Dragonborn's. Nirn is doomed if Serana can't keep her alive. Eternal darkness will fall. Miraak will return to enslave the living and undead... provided Alduin doesn't eat the world first. Eventual F!DB/Serana.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,902 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/30 - Published: 10/9/2013 - [Serana, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] Harkon
Forever is a Long Story by welshcanadian14 reviews
Chaos ensues as danger glooms over Jo in the form of an immortal being and a cursed gun, causing Henry anguish he has never felt afore. Tick tock goes the clock, will it ever stop? (Takes place right after Henry says "It's a Long Story" in the series finale.) (summary has changed)
Forever - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,116 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 5/5/2015 - [Henry M., J. Martinez] Abe, Adam - Complete
Melody by KillerLaughs reviews
He almost loses her, which leads Henry to a realization that terifies him. Should he stay, should he go? What happenes when something even more unprobable happens? Jo Martinez/Henry Morgan
Forever - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,029 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 3/21/2015 - [Henry M., J. Martinez]
Do You Trust Me? by LovedLik3WildFire reviews
Two women are dead, and the killer is at large. Jo and Henry have another tough case on their hands. But when Henry finds some eerie similarities between this case and others he has seen, something shifts. No longer is his main focus simply to solve the case; now, Henry is determined to keep Jo safe. Whatever the costs may be.
Forever - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,843 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 1/13/2015 - Henry M., J. Martinez - Complete
Why Aren't You In Paris Right Now? by Elizabeth L. Sullivan reviews
When Jo walked in to Abe's Antiques, what was running through her mind? What was the real reason for her not going to Paris? All these questions ran through our favorite immortal's head. What if Abe didn't walk in when he did? What if he came in later? Read to find out! R&R FOREVER FANFIC HENRY AND JO (MORTINEZ)
Forever - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 4/12/2015
An Inconspicuous Absence by calgarry reviews
For the Tumblr prompt: "Lucas gets kidnapped. For the better part of the first day, for whatever reasons, no one noticed."
Forever - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Henry M., J. Martinez, Lucas W., Hanson
Dreamer by superlc529 reviews
It's just an ordinary day except for one thing... Jo's waken up in the future and she's married. To Henry. What could possibly happen?
Forever - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,278 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Henry M., J. Martinez - Complete
A Storm on the Bridge by neverlandisaplacefaraway reviews
Adam wants to help Henry, but a sacrifice has to be made.
Forever - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Henry M., J. Martinez, Adam
Can You Keep A Secret? by ayesis reviews
Jo has been kidnapped, Lucas and Henry lend a hand to look for her. Lucas finds her first. Everything goes downhill from there. CHARACTER DEATH, BAD LANGUAGE. *ONE SHOT*
Forever - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Henry M., J. Martinez, Lucas W. - Complete
1953 by This is My Truth Tell Me Yours
A very public murder,... Henry can't seem to find enough clues in the body to figure out who's the murderer, but everyone else in NY seems to have a very good idea... Prologue is up
Forever - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Henry M., Abe, J. Martinez
The King of Babysitting by aikakone reviews
Missing scene from 1.15 "The King of Columbus Circle." Jo and Henry babysit the little prince for 4 hours. They talk and find again how they are not very different. [For Laurapanda]
Forever - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Henry M., J. Martinez - Complete
Just Go With It by superlc529 reviews
Lucas' parents have never been proud of his accomplishments. One day he told them he was the boss in the morgue... now if only that were true. He asks Henry to help... but will he?
Forever - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Henry M., Lucas W. - Complete
Fool Me Once by Vivid Escapist reviews
Lucas has big plans for this April Fools' Day. But something isn't working out...
Forever - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Henry M., Lucas W. - Complete
Unlikely Heroes by forever-ioand-ever reviews
So how on earth did an infant survive in Auschwitz? Simple: one unlikely hero.
Forever - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Abe, OC, Adam - Complete
Support by Hannah Lynn McDonald reviews
A moment in the mismatched world of Henry's family. I really don't have a summary - sorry...
Forever - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Henry M., Abe, J. Martinez - Complete
A Scythe of My Own by haligh24 reviews
Post-season 4 continuation fic: Bering & Wells. Warehouse action with Paracelsus. I really hate writing summaries.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,026 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Myka B., Helena G. W.
A Matter of Cheese by The Unexisting reviews
A cheese wedge has been stolen from a citizen of New Sheoth and it has been brought up to Sheogorath. It is up to his crazy mind to decide what will happen. A short story with a drop of lunacy in it.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Sheogorath, Haskill - Complete
His Little Girl by steampunk-archer reviews
an artifact at a traveling faire turns Claudia into a toddler. Pete and Myka are on the hunt for the artifact which leaves Artie and Vanessa to take care of the toddler Claudia.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/11/2012
The Madness Returns by A.Fox reviews
These are the scripts I made for a Fanfiction Monty Python episode...let's have a look shall we.
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
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Spoof Wars Episode I: The Hologram Menace
Parody of Star Wars Episode I.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Published: 7/10/2016
Harry Potter's Flying Circus I: The Magic Rock reviews
Parody of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. No graphic scenes, but irreverent humor abounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 5/10/2016
Forever Parody: Fountain Of Youth (S01E03)
A parody of the third episode of Forever.
Forever - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,569 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 8/31/2015
Parodia de Siempre: Mira Antes De Saltas (S01E02)
Una parodia del segundo episodio de Siempre. Versión en español.
Forever - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,983 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Complete
Forever Parody: Look Before You Leap (S01E02) reviews
A parody of the second episode of Forever.
Forever - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Complete
Parodia de Siempre: El Primero Capítulo (S01E01)
Una parodia del primero capítulo de Forever. (Versión en español)
Forever - Rated: T - Spanish - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,305 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Complete
Forever Parody: Pilot (S01E01) reviews
A parody of the first episode of Forever.
Forever - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,188 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Complete
Epic of Pandeia, Part I: Timewalker reviews
What happens when you live too long? Do you grow to take the world for granted, doing anything simply to experience something new? Or maybe there is another path, something worse than a simple state of undeath... Part I of a planned 10-part series called "Epic of Pandeia". Focuses on Jo and Adam mostly, although all main characters play a significant role. Mortinez.
Forever - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 4/5/2015 - [J. Martinez, Henry M.] Adam
Warehouse 13 S05E07 - The Sky Shall Burn reviews
The continued story of Warehouse 13. Occurs after "Endless". Enjoy! Includes Stoshua (Steve/Joshua) and Pyka.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [Steve J., Joshua D.] [Pete L., Myka B.]
Parody 13: Claudia (S01E04)
Claudia enters the storyline. Jane, Leena, and Mrs. Frederic go into the Archer universe to reclaim Mjolnir, Thor's hammer. What hilarity will ensue? Find out!
Crossover - Warehouse 13 & Archer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,630 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014
Parody 13: Magnetism (S01E03)
The third installment of the Parody 13 series. This one parodies "Magnetism" (Season 1, Episode 3). Enjoy! UPDATE: Actually has a character from Stephen King's "It" in the story as well as a character from Archer, and of course Warehouse 13.
Crossover - Warehouse 13 & Archer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,216 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Complete
Warehouse 13 Canceled reviews
Warehouse 13 has been canceled. But Claudia has a plan to bring it back. This story chronicles this epic adventure through the real world. AU. Be sure to review!
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2013
Parody 13: Resonance (S01E02) reviews
When we left off, Myka Bering and Pete Lattimer had just joined the Warehouse and stopped Lucretia Borgia from retaking Italy. How will they save the world this time, and how will I make fun of it? Find out by reading this story. Be sure to review!
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Complete
Warehouse 1 - Pilot (The First Snag)
The Warehouse has had many incarnations over the years. This is the first in a series of stories from the first Warehouse. (NOTE: All Warehouse 1 stories occur in the same universe as the Parody 13 series.) Rated M for graphic blood and gore.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2013
Claudia's PSA to ClaudiaArtie shippers (Just don't) reviews
My response to Artie/Claudia shippers, from what I assume Claudia's point of view would be. If you actually like Artie/Claudia romance fics... I don't know what to say. Reviews are welcome (no trolling).
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Claudia D. - Complete
Parody 13: Welcome to Parody 13 reviews
Dear Reader, welcome... to Parody 13. Here, we take Warehouse 13 episodes, make fun of them, and publish the results right here in this supersized archive of WH13 fanfiction. Your job - read it, review it, and enjoy it. Good luck! This parodies the pilot episode of Warehouse 13.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,253 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Complete
Season 4B Pilot Pt I
This takes place about a year after the Warehouse goes kablooey at the end of Season 3. It will be part of a series where each story is like an episode. As this is my first fic, please comment and give suggestions. Rated T to be safe. UPDATE: The pilot episode is now going to be 2 parts long. UPDATE: Complete! However, there will be no sequels for a while, unlike I said before.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,721 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Complete