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Author has written 7 stories for Blood+, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

“I think if I've learned anything about friendship, it's to hang in, stay connected, fight for them, and let them fight for you. Don't walk away, don't be distracted, don't be too busy or tired, don't take them for granted. Friends are part of the glue that holds life and faith together. Powerful stuff.”
Jon Katz

"Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, then you haven't really learned anything."

―Muhammad Ali.

Do you remember looking at the moon together, aru?/Isshoni nagameta tsuki oboeteru aru ka?

―Wang Yao, (song: Aiyah Yonsennen/Aiyaah Four Thousand Years)

Insanity is now what we used to call beauty.

―XSpecial-Dreamer-Like-YouX984, me.


Hiya there everybody! Welcome to my profile!

So, the name's Vanilla. Or Dreamer. Whichever floats your boat. I've been on this site for months now, and, well, I dunno what to say about me.


I'm usually really good working with people, and sometimes I get shy (when I think you're cool and/or pretty). I guess you could say I'm insecure (especially when it comes to writing and looks), but I'm pretty optimistic. There are days when I'm full of pessimism, but don't let that get to your head. I am, or as my friends say, reliable and a good friend. (Here -- Social Realist. That's what I'm more like)

I write about things that interests me, and people. I don't post what I write often, since, well, again, I'm pretty insecure about them. And then there's stupid writer's block and plot bunnies. And then there's procrastination, who hates me with a passion.

As for reading fanfictions, well, I'll pretty much like anything.

If you have a good story plot, I'll like it. If you can make it work somehow, I'll like it. If it has good grammar, punctuation, and spelling, I'll definitely like it. Sometimes I get picky because of the pairing, but other than that, I'll most likely like it. I don't review often, but if I absolutely love it, I certainly will review.


English is not my first language, or my native language. I am Filipino, and my first/native language is Tagalog. I am not very fluent in it though.. But anyways, I came to the United States in an early age, and now I know English a lot more fluently than Tagalog. I'm learning some other languages, too, like Italian, Spanish, German, Japanese, Russian, and French.

Welp, that's all, I guess. Feel free to drop a review on one of my stories, or maybe PM me and start up a convo! I'll contact you as soon as I can!


Blood Plus -


Finished - Alone, Realize, I Hate You



Finished- Oh, How Sad


Finished- One Day

Ongoing - Dear Motherfucking Journal


Two-Shot - Picture Perfect


Title: Petals of Leukemia

Pairing: Spamano

Rating: T

Summary: Lovino Romano Vargas has only one year left to live, due to a [rare] case of Leukemia. His brother, Feliciano, brings back an old memory-gift, his 'Before I Die' list. His doctor, Antonio Fernandez Carriedo, tries his very and absolute best to try and help him accomplish the special list.

Possible Chapters: Around 20-ish.

Title: Tick Tock

Pairing: Dazeru/ South KoreaxChina

Rating: T

Summary: If you had a watch that told you the time and date you would come across your soulmate, how would you deal with it?

Possible Chapters: Also around 20-ish/Close to 20


Blood Plus

OTP: SayaxHaji, RikuxCharles. (Cuties)

Hetalia- Axis Powers/World Series


Asaiku/EnglandxJapan: They are such cuties together! Iggy being a tsundere and Japan being such a painfully polite hard worker! I love them as a couple. There are really cute doujins of them, too! :D

GerIta/GermanyxItaly: So. F-ing. Cute. They're practically canon! How can you not love them?! And for all the GerIta fangirls out there, Buon San Valentino strip. Oh yeah. ;)

RusAme/RussiaxAmerica: Love them to bits and pieces! Alfie is just so freaking cute in general, and Russia needs someone that loves him! And then Alfred turns even cuter when with Russia in fanfics. And the love and hate relationship! Oh my!

Franada/FrancexCanada: This pairing is so cute! I can so see France stopping all the inappropriate things just for Mattie. I can't explain how and why I fell in love with them, it's just- it just happened, okay?

Spamano/SpainxRomano: Oh my God. Do I even need to say anything? These two are just- OTP baby.

Dazeru/S. KoreaxChina: ... I honestly have no idea how. I was just reading fanfictions on them and BAM! I loved them.

PruAus/PrussiaxAustria: OTP. That is all.

Likes, but a little less than above: Denmark/Norway, Finland/Sweden, Austria/Switzerland, Iceland/Hong Kong, and uh... Yeah. That's all.

Can Tolerate: Hm... A little bit of Romano/Belgium. Like I said, a little bit. America/England. That's all.

The one that I will never like/love: (Sorry!) Itacest, German-cest, America/Belarus (I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me! *Hides*), Spain/N. Italy, FrUK. Don't kill me! These are just my opinions!

Death Note

OTPs: LightxL: Yep. Most popular pairing, and it got me. I just love their rivalry-love relationship!

Mello/Near: I fell in love with it

Can't Really Tolerate: Mello/Matt. Sorry. :I


Review Pledge

"I promise to review every fanfic I read whether it be fantastic, useless, or anywhere in between. I make this pledge because I know how frustrating it as an author to have hundreds (or thousands) of hits and only a handful of reviews." Copy and paste this onto your profile if you promise to do the same.

I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of The United States of America and to the hair curl, for on his head it stands, one nation, under the hero, insconeable, and soft drinks and burgers for all, dude.

My 'Fun' Side:

Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) Russia

2) Canada

3) Romano/South Italy

4) N. Italy

5) Japan

6) England

7) Hungary

8) Spain

9) Prussia

10) France (All the BTTs, BITCHES. :D)

11) America

12) Liechtenstein

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Japan/France: Fudge no, and thank the Gods for that.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Oh hell yeah. Lovi is one hot mess.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

England/Russia: O.. kay... Um... Bye.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yeah, he totally screwed things up but it was hilarious nonetheless.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Canada/Hungary: .. Never really thought about it. I don't know.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

N. Italy/Spain or N. Italy/Prussia: Crap, uh.. I don't really like either of them, but if I really had to choose, N. Italy/Prussia. //Shoots self

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Hungary discovers Romano and Spain in a relationship: She, along with us Spamano fangirls, will scream her ass off. And take a bunchof pictures. OMGICAN'TBELIEVEITSPAMANO

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Canada/England: England never noticed that his heart would beat a little faster when a sweet, maple-smelling Canadian suddenly comes in the room.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

I think so..

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Russia/Japan: The Otaku and the Russian.

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Romano/America: America asking the very trsundere Southern Italian advice for his screwed up crush on his worst enemy. Comedy insured.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Hungary het: Don't know what that is. o-o

Prussia Slash: I don't even know what the hell that is.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?.

I'm Awesome by Spose.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Canada/Romano/N. Italy: Warning; Excessive swearing, a shit load of maple syrup, and a literal mountain of pasta

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Spain/Japan: "Okay, so this is how I'll get you those 'Spamano' pics. Firstly, I'll distract him and by hugging him and stuff, and then you take the pics! Deal?"

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

France/Spain: ... No.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Walk away because she is uninterested. YAOI FANGIRL FOR LIFE, BITCHES.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Russia/N. Italy: ... I don't.. know...

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Hungary: Nope, don't think so.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

What the heck is a het?

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yeah, ME! :D

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Canada/N. Italy/ Japan: Sure, if it was like, a friend kind of thing...

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

... There are just too many in my head to say.

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A few days ago. :D

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

TOYS. First thing that I thought of. Ahaha, yep. Toys.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?.

America/Prussia: Ahahahahahahaha no.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Romano/Hungary: Of course the Yaoi fangirl! Though Lovi is the guy, I can so see Hungary topping any guy.

28) One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Russia and Prussia are in a happy relationship until Prussia suddenly runs off with N. Italy. Russia, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with America and a brief unhappy affair with Liechtenstein, then follows the wise advise of Japan and finds true love with Canada.

Wait. Oh. Wow. These are all real pairings Wow. Um, wow.

Title: Broken Hearts and True Love.

29) What would be the summary for the story above?

I honestly have no idea how I 'thought' of this, but enjoy! Pairings: RuPru, PruIta, RusAme, RuLiech. Main; RuCan.

30) How would you feel if Six/Seven was canon?

I'd probably feel devastated, because I've always imagined Iggy with Kiku/Japan, and to me Hungary's always loved Yaoi.

Which Hetalia character are you?

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[X]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[X]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[X]You're a good artist.
[x]You can be clumsy at times. (All the time.)
[X]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[X]You would surrender in a war situation.

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods.
[X]You like to walk your dog.
[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[X]You work very hard.
[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[X]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[ ]You've had issues with money once or twice.

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x]You're very mature
[x]You think everything over before saying it.
[x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[x]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[x]You're good at practical tasks.
[ ] You need time to adjust to new people.

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[X]You love hamburgers.
[x]You think you're awesome. (I am awesome)
[X]You love to invent things.
[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[x]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[x]You're terrified of ghosts.
[x]You know aliens exist.
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[x]You wear glasses.

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x]You like tea.
[ ]You were quite tough as a kid.
[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[ ]Your cooking is awful. (My cooking is BEAUTIFUL.)
[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[x]You have tried doing black magic before.
[x]You get drunk quite easily.
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[ ]You're good at embroidery.

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[X]You're very affectionate.
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ]You like wine.
[x]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[x]You love red roses.
[x]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[x]You're very proud of yourself.
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[x]You say you're a gourmet .

Russia(Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[x]You're very tall.
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[x]You wear a scarf all the time.
[x]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[x]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[x]You're very strong.
[ ]You have a big nose.
[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.

China (Wang Yao)

[x]You're very mature.
[x]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[x]You love pandas.
[x]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[x] You love Hello Kitty.
[ ]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[x]You work hard.
[x]You're good at drawing.
[x]You like sweets .

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[ ]You are very well-raised.
[x]You're polite.
[x]You love classical music.
[x]You like cake.
[x]You have a mole on your face.
[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[x]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[x]You've composed music before.
[ ]You tend to call people 'morons'
[x]You wear glasses.

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people.
[x]You look younger than you actually are.
[ ]You love hockey.
[x]You love polar bears.
[x]You hate fighting.
[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[x]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[x]You feel under-appreciated.
[ ]You're bilingual.
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.


[ ]You smoke.
[x]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[ ]You like hot weather.
[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ]You look very tough on the outside.
[ ]You make a very nice role-model.
[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth.
[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[x]You used to be a very tough kid.
[x]You're very reliable.
[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[ ]You're very faithful.
[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[x]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.
[x]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[ ]You're very serious.
[x]You have a lot of patience.
[x]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[x]You're not very confident.
[x]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[x]People tend to walk all over you.
[ ]You're a born worrier.

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[x]You're quite hyperactive.
[x]You can be quite goofy.
[x]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[ ]You're very wary of strangers.
[ ] It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics.

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[x]You're quite mean-spirited.
[x]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[x]You're very loyal.
[x]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia.
[ ]You love to fight people.
[x]You can avoid marriages quite well.
[x]You're not always taken seriously.
[ ]You like drinking.
[x]You want to become stronger.

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[x]You are clueless about things around you.
[x]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[x]You're very responsible.
[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[x]You love churros.
[x]You help people in crisis.
[x]You are quite random.
[x]Somehow, you like bananas.
[x]You often offer food to people.
[x]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers. (Um, YEAH)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.
[x]You like to order people around.
[x]You're a scaredy-cat.
[x]You curse a lot.
[x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[x]You tend to blush easily.
[x]You are lazy like hell.
[x]You love tomatoes a lot.
[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment.

Results: Pfff. This is perfect. Spamano.

1. Your favorite character: Russia

2. Your least favorite character: General Winters

3. Character you'd date: Russia

4. Character you'd like to go shopping with: Canada or Romano

5. Character you'd like as your child: Liechtenstein

6. Character who would probably be your rival: Prussia. Just 'cause.

7. Character you have most in common with: America

8. Character you look like the most: Vietnam

9. Character you'd bring home to your parents: France. *Innocent smile*

10. Character you'd never bring home to your parents: Russia. I have an obsession over him and yer. Iwanthimallformyself >3>

11. Character you'd become best friends with: Hungary

12. Character with your favorite voice/seiyuu: Chibitalia

13. Character you'd go camping with: Em, Canada, because he'd be able to survive in the wild when we got lost due to my awful sense of direction.

14. Character you wouldn't mind being roommates with: Hungary

15. Character you'd want to cook for you: Not England. Sooo.. Russia

16. Character you wouldn't mind prancing naked for you: Ehrm, Russia?

17. Your OTP: Spamano or Franada

18. Character you wouldn't mind having as a parent: Hungary. No doubt.

19. Character you'd like to go karaoke with: Any drunk member of the BTT.

20. Character you wouldn't mind having as your butler/maid: Russia!

21. Five characters you'd invite to a party: ONLY FIVE?!

22. Another OTP of yours: Asakiku o3o

23. Your favorite character of the opposite gender: Russia

24. Character with your favorite uniform/outfit: Pirate France.

25. Character who would be your band-mate if you were in a band: The whole BTT members

26. Character you wouldn't mind having as your boss: America.

27. Character you wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley: Drunk England. Dx

28. Character you'd want personified into a dog: Germany. Just 'cause. I dunno.

29. Character you'd want personified into a cat: Belarus. To scare my neighbors. 8D

30. Character you'd want to cosplay as: Vietnam.

Ten fun facts about me :D

1. I'm a PewDiePie fan, and yes I'm in the broarmy! (Brofists to all the bros!)

2. I love animals with a passion

3. I have a major crush on Russia.

4. Everyone in my school (except one person) thinks I'm innocent when in all truth, I'm very perverted. (Well, I have a perverted mind.)

5. I've been writing stories, one-shots, drabbles ever since I was nine. (I've never heard of this sight when I finished them, and they weren't good enough to post here in my opinion.)

6. I wanna be a writer that travels the world one day. That'd be awesomer than Prussia!

7. I am a yandere, but not much know.

8. I love meeting strangers from different parts of the world.

9. I want to highlight my hair neon green.

10. I am also a fan of Cry. 8D

A friend of mine asked me, "Why do you like Hetalia so much?"

I was about to say gibberish because of my fangirlness, but then I decided to say,

"I like Hetalia so much because when I look at the globe I feel like I have one huge family.

The World."

A list of stereotypes that should stop. If you think they should stop too, post this onto your profile. And bold the ones you are if you wish:

I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I don't CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I don't like THE SUN, so I MUST be an Albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (only partially true)

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I dress in UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I hang out with a former PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.


I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I have hair that gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.

I have STRAIGHT 'A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I WATCH (or READ or WRITE) PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I wear A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm a FEMALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants and ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay or just want to get into the girl cheerleaders' pants.

I'm a guy who wears TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape and want to get with every single girl I see.

I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my penis.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs, wear black and date only other punks.

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7 and super sexy.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken, watermelons, kool-aid and believe that Jesus wuz a brotha.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST get drunk, swear a lot and go around in a skirt everywhere.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers and talk with a funny accent.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have aids and be after every straight guy around.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean and worship the devil.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cats.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak and think I'm all knowing.

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins and worship Satan.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy and wear socks with sandals.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, white, blonde, blue-eyed, lesbian.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I'm WHITE and have BLACK friends, so I MUST think I'm black

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

Thanks for taking the time to read my profile! I hope you take the time to read and review my stories too, that'd mean a lot to me.

If y'wanna talk, then don't be afreaid to leave me a PM! I wouldn't mind making friends with anyone. Au revoir!

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Nunca Olvidar by Stellar Night reviews
When Antonio starts his new job at Vargas, there's a man haunted by a terrible tragedy, and it's up to Antonio to heal his heart, and make him forgive. The two now have to deal with all their confusing, conflicting emotions-love, hate, longing, and grief. Human AU; pairings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,557 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Addiction by KyokoDreamer reviews
Soubi was addictive – Ritsuka had long known that and had quickly found himself spiralling down into a forceful dependency. Every time he thought about him he craved his presence, every time they touched he longed to be held in those strong arms, and every time they kissed he wished they could stay lip locked until he was gasping for air.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A. - Complete
Every Minute of Every Hour by AZ1087653 reviews
Ritsuka turned his face toward Yuiko and saw that she was looking at him with a concerned look in her eyes. That girl, she would always care, but she wasn't what he needed…or wanted at that point. Far be it for the boy to admit that Soubi was the one he thought was the one staple in his life. ***Spoilers from chapters 101-103 of the manga.***
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Ritsuka A. - Complete
Welcome Back, Spagna by X-Midnight-Lady-X reviews
When Spain left with his armada to fight England, he promised Romano that he would return. Three years later, and he's still not back. But one night, Romano gets an unexpected visitor. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
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Dear Motherfucking Journal reviews
Alright fucker, here goes. My name's Lovino Romano' Vargas, 16 years of age, male, Italian. It's nearly the end of my Summer Holiday. Obviously I'm in fucking High School, so let's see how things go. Well, as of late my life sucks dick. Rated for Lovino's constant cursing. It IS his journal after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,541 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Picture Perfect
The day was cold and rainy, yet he still went and visited. When he came home, he opened a box full of memories. Each and every one of them were picture perfect.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Canada, France - Complete
One Day reviews
One day, I will tell you my true feelings. One day, I will trust you with my heart. But please be patient with me. Two-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Oh, How Sad
Oh, how sad it was, their fate. Their love so true and so pure, destroyed. Short drabble, one-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2012 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Realize reviews
You should have realized, before it completely corrupted. Charles' P.O.V. Warning: Shounen-Ai, Angst! BoyxBoy Don't like, don't read!
Blood+ - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Charles, Riku - Complete
I Hate You
"I hate you because I love you. I hate you because you're so freaking cute! I hate you because you tear down the walls I built for years to guard my icy heart, as if it was absolutely nothing!" -Charles. Charles hates Riku, and completely looses his cool. "I love you too, Charles-Kun." -Riku. Rated T because of one swear word.
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Charles, Riku - Complete
Alone reviews
Charles knew. He knew what it felt like, to be all alone. Although he had Van, he still felt a little emptiness in his chest. He shouldn't be feeling these kind of things. He was a chevalier, one of the most noble creatures on earth. Yet, he longed for something, something he couldn't quite figure out. Charles P.O.V.
Blood+ - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Charles, Riku - Complete