theblindtorpedo
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Joined 07-11-12, id: 4122765, Profile Updated: 07-27-13
Author has written 8 stories for Book of Mormon, Ouran High School Host Club, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Lord of the Rings, Venture Brothers, Pacific Rim, Radio Dramas, and Hobbit.
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Lost Boys by bethandbee reviews
After a twenty year absence, Lionel McKinley appears at Kevin Price's front door. McKinley has a dark secret, and Price has a family. At nineteen, sustaining their relationship was difficult; today, it's near impossible - but more important than ever.
Book of Mormon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,455 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Kevin/Elder Price, Elder McKinley
Follow That White Boy by Turtleduckies reviews
Requested by Lena, a.k.a. myspiderwebsitar : cunningham/nabulungi, historical au: watching the anti-interracial marriage laws get struck down. 1950s-1960s AU.
Book of Mormon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Arnold/Elder Cunnigham, Nabalungi
Leave the Pieces by hollycomb reviews
Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 264,950 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Creeping Messiah Complex by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
End of the world as we know it? Check. Four do-gooder idiots in an RV? Check. Hanna's amazing ability to complicate anything by simply breathing? Double check. There ain't no rest for the wicked, and the wages of sin are... sainthood? Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,861 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Dead of Night by Demyrie reviews
A man with no name. An unsuspecting but concerned coroner who should have been an artist. A vampire with a penchant for scalpels. A dead little boy who wants to find out what he left behind. Swap-AU vampWorth/humanConrad and platonic human.../zombieHanna
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 219,834 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Conrad A., Hanna F.
Up in Smoke by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
When the world is falling apart, someone has to hold the seams together. Somebody's gotta be the hero- though it may not be the guy you expected. Suck it up, put up your fists, and run like hell. Conworth: a peculiar sort of not-quite-romance.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,579 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
The Family You Make by Lira is a Girl's Name reviews
A Thanksgiving dinner at Hanna's, prepared by his undead friend, and in the company of Conrad, Worth, Toni, Veser, and Ples. Food and drink had by all. Hints at Hanna/Zombie, Worth/Conrad, and Veser/Toni, but all pairings are light enough to be ignored.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Craig, Leader of the Lawn Gnomes by Seaouryou reviews
Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Love Me and Despair by EdorasLass reviews
AU - What if Galadriel had taken the Ring? Very dark, with bad things happening to everyone you may care for. And I do mean everyone. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Frodo B., Galadriel - Complete
Goodhobbits 3 by Baylor reviews
Because Merry is in the Yule spirit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Meriadoc B.
Marigold by Baylor reviews
Marigold and Sam Gamgee stay at Bag End while their mother is ill.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Frodo B.
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
DragonSlayer for Hire by Baylor reviews
In which Pippin slays a dragon, rescues his friends, and is greatly lauded. Pre-LOTR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Peregrin T., Bilbo B.
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
Hobbits on Ice by Teasel reviews
What's going on between Frodo and Sam? Merry wants to know, but Frodo and Sam aren't telling. Matters are resolved during an afternoon of ice-skating. Yes, ice-skating. With *those* feet. So very not canon. Shire-prequest.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
The Making of a Ringbearer I: Adrift by Henna Gamgee reviews
COMPLETE. PreLOTR. A look at Frodo's life at Brandy Hall after the death of his parents, and the events leading up to his adoption by Bilbo. NO SLASH.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,316 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 37 - Updated: 2/11/2003 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Frodo B., Bilbo B. - Complete
Splashing and Sputtering by Baylor reviews
In which Pippin takes a tumble, rescues a dwarf, and catches a chill.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Peregrin T., Aragorn
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A Hundred More Years reviews
One day Steve Carlsberg walks into the desert. One day Steve Carlsberg falls in love. One day Steve Carlsberg returns to Night Vale.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
The Dangers of Empathy reviews
Netwon Geiszler and Hermann Gottlieb are cowards. They know this and do not care. The last two scientists on the Jaeger program wrap themselves in numbers and viscera to blind them to the slow inevitable movement of their lives forward, because what are two people to the world? But with the Kaiju defeated and the Drift between them, it is not so easy for them to escape.
Pacific Rim - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Hermann G., Newton G.
A Surprise Visit reviews
Hank thinks its about time that Dermott meets Destiny.
Venture Brothers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Dermott F., Hank V. - Complete
Temporal
They could not recover what was lost.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Quest: Take Back Erebor! reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, seventeen years old and rightful heir to the Durin family, owner of Erebor Academy, gathers a company of classmates, relations and an unwitting freshman named Bilbo to take back his rights to his inheritance from Mr. Smaug, de facto tyrant of Durin Enterprises. But Thorin's methods are unconventional, to say the least.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013
Fire Island
Angels in America. Louis over thinks everything and Prior is not so easily fooled. He is not so easily dissuaded either. (Drabble)
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Complete
It Came To Pass reviews
Dystopian future!AU. The Kitguli ghetto is a dirty, dangerous, crime-ridden place. Agents Price and Cunningham are special ops straight from the gleaming echelons of society, assigned to help police the area. Bullets will fly, history will be uncovered, and everyone has secrets.
Book of Mormon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012
Arnold Cunningham Has It His Way reviews
Kevin Price had many companions, but only one remembered him ten years later. Warning: violence
Book of Mormon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Kevin/Elder Price, Arnold/Elder Cunnigham - Complete