Author has written 54 stories for Wild Wild West, Doctor Who, Mr. Lucky, Radio Dramas, Hercule Poirot series, Invader Zim, and Hoka Stories.
Currently unplugged from home internet while I find a better ISP. See you at the library!
Niecie Sparrow = Niecie the Wild Wild Whovian = The Wild Wild Whovian
(Yes, I've changed my pen name. Twice.)
Artemus Gordon / Ross Martin fan girl here.
I started writing Wild Wild West fanfiction in the summer of 2011. I've posted here all the stories I had already posted elsewhere (after various degrees of rewriting) as well as new stories I've been completing. The plan is to post at least one chapter a week, usually three per week, M/W/F.
Update to the plan above:
After maintaining my thrice weekly updating schedule for all this time now, I'm sorry to say that I am out of buffer! I'm about 27,000 words into the next story, but it's not done and not likely to be done before Monday Oct 27th — and since my policy is not to post any chapters until I have the entire story written, for the time being, I'm on a posting hiatus. I'll be back with the next story, The Night of the Royal Wedding, as soon as possible. And the hiatus is now over! To give myself more time to finish stories, however, I'm cutting back to posting twice a week, Mondays & Fridays.
Should have updated to note that I am again on hiatus. Sorry about that, chef!
What, you may ask, are the Hoka Stories? Hokas are sentient alien teddy bears with the most active imaginations in the known universe. Created by Poul Anderson & Gordon R Dickson, the Hokas inhabit the pages of Earthman's Burden, Hoka!, Hoka! Hoka! Hoka!, Hokas Pokas!, and The Sound and The Furry: the Complete Hoka Stories.
My favorite Hoka story, hands down, is "The Adventure of the Misplaced Hound," in which we meet the Hoka Sherlock Holmes, as well as a fellow who is the very model of a modern major operative.
The more I read the Hoka stories, in fact, the more I come to the conclusion that Anderson & Dickson managed to get away with professionally publishing fanfictions!
The designation of AU on any of my WWW stories simply means that
written backwards for your protection:
Stories in the Gordon family arc (some AU, some not):
Uncle Artie — a Reminiscence
TNOT Unexpected Visit
TNOT Fan Girl (a Doctor Who crossover, featuring the Tenth Doctor)
TNOT Broken Watch
TNOT Dramatic Reentrance
TNOT Close Encounter (a NaNoWriMo winner)
The Days of Courtship (an OC-centric tale)
TNOT Collision Course
TNOT Bay City Bomber
TNOT Photo Op
Stories in the Pterovnia trilogy:
TNOT Kiss of Death
TNOT Diabolical Dowager (a NaNoWriMo story)
TNOT Royal Wedding
The Pterovnian language, which I invented for the two stories above:
The letter j is pronounced as y.
The letter e is as in yet; ej as in obey.
Accent on the penultimate.
Atuchejnte djo = Farewell to you (m)
Che / Ko = the article The (f/m)
dasda = yes
djenko = dear family friend of an older generation
droshche / droshko = sweetie, dear, darling (f/m)
droshinje = sweet little girl
droshtafko = sweet old man
duje / dujo = your (f/m)
garizchezí = dungeons
Ingleshko = English
katjenje = almost-daughter
Kedurshte dje / djo = Thank you (f/m)
kjushche / kjushko = cousin (f/m)
krufko = main unit of Pterovnian money, equal to about one quarter dollar American
Marnko = Lord
Merinko = Mr
muje / mujo = my (f/m)
Mushche = Mother
njede = no, not
porlante = I speak (language)
sjerche = sister
Tansha mjana = Good morning
Teshnante djo = I apologize to you
tuvnjeche / tuvnjeko = peasant (f/m)
Vachko = Father
Veshte dje / djo = Follow! (f/m)
Zartechko dujo = Your Majesty
zelnurmof = stork
Zerinje = Mrs
Zernkje = Lady
-zí = pluralizing suffix, both f & m
I made a set of illustrations for my fanfic TNOT Kiss of Death. Here they are:
The larger version of the photograph of the missing girls from the Teaser is at:
The Freeze Frame for the end of Act 1 is at:
The Freeze Frame for the end of Act 2 is at:
The Freeze Frame for the end of Act 3 is at:
The Freeze Frame for the end of the Tag is at:
The End Credits collage is at:
Yikes! They were links, but suddenly the links would only point back to this profile!
How did that happen???
(Edited to change the links into simple text.)
Look for me on tumblr as uncle-arties-sonic-screwdriver.