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Author has written 23 stories for Naruto, Hellsing, SWAT Kats, Harry Potter, Pokémon, X-overs, Legend of Zelda, Bleach, Deus Ex, Bayonetta, One Piece, Asura's Wrath, Prototype, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Fullmetal Alchemist, Toriko, and Anime X-overs.

Hi! there !!! I am still waiting for someone to "add" me to TvTropes (Possibly in a GOOD way, of course) would you kindly help me with that? I'll be most grateful .

I'm new to this thing sooo... let's start

i have read something like few hundred fanfiction and decided to create my own.

By the way, I'm Italian, but for some reason I feel able to write only in English, don't ask, it's just like this with no explanation possible

I hope that my stories will entertain all of you.

About my fanfictions, I write whatever comes to mind, uncaring of style/pairing/genre/length/ overall appearance. please deal with this, thank you

Disclaimer: I don't own the image in my profile nor the characters I use in my stories nor I make profit out of this, I am just a guy having fun writing stories on the net, I am harmless.

!!!!!!!CHALLENGE! CHALLENGE! PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!

There are THREE challenges here, if you are interested, please read the details and choose the one (two, or even all the three ) of them that catches your interest, thank you.

1- CROSSOVER Naruto/Final Fantasy X

Sin-ful Fox Challenge:

After the retrieval of Sasuke, Naruto is killed by one of the ANBU sent to help him that got scared after feeling the Kyuubi chakra still in the air, being afraid of the fox return the masked shinobi acted on instinct, killing Naruto, the blond hero meet his fate with a mixture of rage and sadness.

But it's not the end, in the after-life Kami (tired of the human race's failed attempts in gaining TRUE peace) decide to concede the boy his revenge, but only if he destroy the Akatsuki and bring peace to the elemental nation (saving the other containers in the mean time)

But, since the Fox was now dead, the recently deceased Sin (yes the one from Final Fantasy X) is used to transform Naruto in the Vessel of a being so powerful that even the Juubi will wet his pants out of fear (if he ever wears them) so to ANNIHILATE whoever betray him or dare crossing his path.

Yes, I know that actually Sin may be considered a "vessel" itself, but it still had its own moveset and powers, other than being "alive" so stretching things up and sealing it inside Naruto it's not so unbelievable or impossible to explain, especially in a Fanfiction.

General rules:

-the powers he has are yours to choose ( I still suggest to give him the magic powers and techniques from the game too)

-Pairing: Naruto/Tenten...plus any other girl you like in case you write an harem

-Bashing...some of you are real masters, so if you feel compelled, feel free to destroy those who inhabits Konoha (if ever...if I can ask, at least bash Sasuke, is so damn funny when the others do it)

-The starting point should be three years after Naruto's death, during the Gaara retrieval mission (again, just a suggestion, but it's an event that took place at the beginning of Shippuden)

If you don't like this setting, I suggest the ever-good cliche (And my personal favourite): "It (Sin) get sealed inside Naruto instead of the Kyuubi" rules are the same

If it is still not of your liking then I'm proposing something else entirely as my second challenge:

Naruto: the new Snake of the Leaf.

During the forest part of the exam, Naruto intercept Orochimaru's bite directed towards Sasuke getting the bite himself, but while the Uchiha boy and Sakura are unconscious something unexpected happens, while Orochimaru was biting Naruto, the Kyuubi chakra and the Fourth's Seal start reacting with the Curse Seal of Orochimaru, completely ABSORBING the Snake Sannin inside Naruto and giving the boy his knowledge and techniques, killing Orochimaru's soul in the meantime.

Details:

He is already Dark Naruto/Evil Naruto well BEFORE the event and will hurt whoever stand in his way without remorse (He was Hiding his true nature because he didn't want Hiruzen bothering him for not being a smiling idiot et cetera, but now he HAS enough power to stop hiding his TRUE self, Kyuubi help out of fear of him- that's right Kurama FEAR Naruto and will do anything to NOT have him as enemy, no plans to betray him and such-)

He is smart just like Orochimaru, can do what he was able to do (Curse seal, Spitting out a body and transferring his soul and elastic body as well) jutsu and medical knowledge included that he took after the absorption.

Girl or girls: I have no preferences in number of women in the harem or who you actually include (gender bending is okay too) as long as you make Naruto Corrupt Her/them to be as evil as him it's okay.

bashing: Just if you want

Make him destroy the Leaf, conquer it, abandon it, whatever you feel like (Kabuto will follow his orders just like the sound four and Kimimaro, willingly or by Brainwash it's up to you)

Kushina is Alive and Evil as well, Minato faked her death fearing her revenge about using Naruto to seal the Kyuubi ( uzumakicest between Naruto and Kushina will be REALLY appreciated )

Accepted by the Author: "usuallyforgotten" Title: Naruto: the new Snake of the Leaf

THIRD CHALLENGE! PLEASE READ THIS TOO!

Naruto/Dragon Ball Z crossover "The Heir of the Perfect Being!

We all know how Gohan managed to destroy Cell during the cyborg tournament, BUT! what if the Core responsible of Cell's regeneration was ONLY damaged?

What if the damaged little thing went into Sleeping Mode while out in space? after a long journey the Core would have crushed on a new planet, FAR and FAR away from any Sayian and in the realm of another King Kai, one that usually slack off when talking about a little planet of Shinobi since his champion Juubi was supposed to guard it (Not that he knows that the so-called guardian went mad forcing one of the inhabitants to seal him away, he/she just thinks that the idiot forget about sending messages, and he/ she has so many more important things to do...like trying to have his/her new champion defeat Goku to prove he/she is the BEST King Kai).

As I was saying, WHAT IF! the little Core kept sleeping until the fateful night an HUGE nine-tailed fox went sealed inside a young Kushina, the Core fusing with the powerful being because attracted by the Kyuubi's power by turning into Spores to have the beast inhale them? WHAT IF! during the years the little Core slowly took control of the Kyuubi? and more importantly, WHAT IF! during the pregnancy the now almost revived Cell decided to inhabit a new body? one that won't stand out too much so to not bring too much attention on himself? he would only need to slowly instill himself and the Kyuubi power (or better, HIS power that he regained thanks to absorbing the Fox) inside the baby?

When nine moths later the Fox was teared out of Kushina, Cell had to thank his foreshadowing into keeping the Huge Fox Appearance after the absorption otherwise he would have been busted, his elation stopping the moment he understood that he was being sealed away again, luckily the Blond Fool was using the very same baby he himself had been modifying as his new vessel, sometimes Luck bless even the bad guys apparently.

Then he decided, a new plan! he would have acted as a mentor to the boy so to conquer that world using his Son as his Hand until he could find a way to recreate his former body without killing Naruto, the human female Kushina would have been kept alive if proven useful (Yes I am suggesting a Naru/Kushi pairing, can you AT LEAST add it to YOUR pairing selection? Please? if you don't is still okay )

The perfect occasion for the two to FINALLY fuse into a single being could be when Orochimaru decided to play Seal Master slamming his hand on Naruto's stomach, weakening the seal and giving to Cell the perfect Excuse for him to fuse with the boy (Why having the Leaders of the place hunting you when you can have another take the blame of your actions? the whole thing will just be Orochumaru's fault if they ask.)

How this will change the future of the Elemental Nations? and of the WHOLE planet? Will one day the Perfect Being and his Son reach back the saiyans on planet Earth and enact revenge? This is up to you, dear writers, the choice is yours.

Details:

0 - Naruto can be EVIL or just a Conqueror with his own Idea of Justice in mind, kill whoever hurt him and such.

1 - Powers: the classical powers from DBZ that Cell used in his arc, absorbing tail and Kamehameha wave included, I don't care if you make the tail always visible or if it is retractile so Naruto can just take it out when he need to absorb someone (Not only chakra, make it that jutsu too are copied please, if he can copy bloodline is up to you instead) strength, speed, reflexes, fly...what Cell could do Naruto now can in the same way with of course room for getting stronger.

2 - girl/s - I don't really care who you pair Naruto with (You all know that I like Naru/Kushi and LOVE Naru/Ten pairings, if you would be so gentle to AT LEAST consider to add those, I will be grateful ) may she/they been from Konoha or other villages, canon or filler doesn't matter, they will follow his plan whatever it is, the reason behind that is up to you (just remember that if those women betray him he will just blast an hole in their stomach without a second thought, he may love her/them, but no-one will stop his revenge against a world that despised him for his un-wanted burden, even if he may not consider Cell like that at all)

3- Cell: I don't think that a Daddy Cell can work, that may be OOC and an INSULT to the character himself, an harsh father (and a slightly sarcastic bastard when the kid make a mistake) that wants the BEST from his Son's results appears more likely since the PERFECT BEING wants the PERFECT HEIR, but an hidden fatherly over-protective side...why not? Naruto can still be considered his Son after those nine months where he infused part of him inside the growing foetus, especially after their fusion.

3 and 1/2 - make the story a comedy, a crackfic, a serious/dark fic, a dramafic it doesn't matter, just make it interesting

4-BASHING! no seriously, if you think you are good enough, please bash whoever you want (Naruto and girls in the pairing excluded of course) preferably EVERYONE, a Mass-bashing in short.

5-Have him Destroy/ abandon/ conquer/ pillage Konoha, I don't care, remember, his plan is about conquering the WHOLE planet, a single village like the Leaf if it is of hindrance can easily being vaporized, even just to drive the point home about his intention, the choice is yours.

6-that's it, just PLEASE, TELL ME if you take one of the three challenges I posted here, I REALLY would love to see one took into consideration!

If you wonder why I didn't do it myself, I'm still learning how to properly write a proper Fanfiction, and those projects need someone with enough talent to bring them justice (they require a talent that I don't have, yet) and then again...is an occasion to have a story I like, written by an author I like, so why not?.

Hope you find the challenge (or all three )interesting, LET ME KNOW IF YOU TAKE ONE OR MORE OF THEM!

Favourite Quote: Relax son, enjoy every moment! You fight, then eat good food. You fight, then drink fine wine. You fight, then sleep with beautiful women. Hell, fight with beautiful women! That is what it means to live." Augus- Asura's Wrath

Why should you review a story?

copied from 'Heartless demon wolf'-

Writers- all of them, from famous authors to subtle FF writers- ALL depend on the feedback from our readers. Vision Dominican brought up an interesting albeit tragically true idea:

"Lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fan fic writers out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers.

1) Drop a review every other chapter. It may not seem like much, but reviews are actually what many of us want to see. That, and hits. Hits do make us happy but we don't really know if people like our story or not.

2) Visit our author page. Those kind of hits really make us happy. It's where we showcase our entourage of friends, beta readers, and stories. Some of us even tidy up with set areas for upcoming story ideas and character bios.

3) Send an email. While normally I'd prefer a review, emails are just as good. Really, it warms my heart to communicate with another reader or writer."

What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's even the point of continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…fuck...I did it…"

So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.

So…

Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…

If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say.

ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign) -

AQUARIUS - The Slut
(1/20-2/18)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict
(2/19-3/20)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One
(7/23-8/22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One.
(6/22-7/22)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One
(3/21-4/19)
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits
(11/22-12/21)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One
(4/20-5/20)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life
(9/23-10/22)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One
(12/22-1/19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One
(10/23-11/21)
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
(8/23-9/22)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar
(5/21-6/21)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

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Mother's Dark Love by yugiohfan163 reviews
This here is a series of oneshots where me and Element-Overlord pair several known mothers from different series with their own kids. The twist? Each mother is a yandere. So if you like both incest and yandere females, then this is the fic for you. Now will be including mothers from cartoons and games.
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,570 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 8/9/2014
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Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,231 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 2,046 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
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Crossover - X-overs & Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,952 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick
Dark Sibling Love by yugiohfan163 reviews
Consider this a spin-off of my other story, Mother's Dark Love. This one involves sisters going yandere for their brothers after a weird potion is ingested by them all. Read to see which siblings get caught up in it and send in which siblings you want to see. Warning, contain lemons, but not in each chapter, and small amounts of loli in the first chapter.
Crossover - Misc. Anime/Manga & Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,281 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 11/9/2014
Vikings and Dragons Watch HTTYD by Sop12345d reviews
What the title says. I bring the villagers of Berk and the dragons to a movie theater and make them watch How To Train Your Dragon. Occurs just after Stoick bangs his hammer on the Dragon Training Arena bars and the Nightmare goes nuts. A Watching the Movie fanfic. Rated T.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,726 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/8
Open Source Code (OSC) by Xenter reviews
What if Naruto's world is just a very complex and elaborate game with one linear path? He wasn't supposed to die in Valley of the End, but he did as the game glitched out and the entire system crashed. Now it has rebooted with something extra for the blond, so he decides to screw the storyline and rewrites the entire world to his liking! There's no harm done right? [Beyond Godlike]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,374 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Naruto U.
Dead Man Walking by Nightmares Around Winter reviews
Death is the end of life for most, yet what if a person was giving a gamble? A deal or a bet with death itself? You can live once more, but you have to do something next to impossible. Strong Naruto. Dark-humored. M for Gore. Large Harem. Don't like, simply don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,515 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Naruto U.
World of Ninjutsu, Naruto: The Game by Nightmares Around Winter reviews
After his failure that cost him his life. Naruto comes across a huge secret that alters the way he sees the world he knows, watch Naruto as he use every dirty exploit and cheat he has to get on top of the game world created by a advanced AI. This is Naruto: the game. Prodigy Naruto, Harem. Has references to other anime and video games. NO FULL CROSSOVERS. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,016 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Naruto U.
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Do not take seriously. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,437 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 2,711 - Follows: 3,452 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,720 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 4,254 - Follows: 5,034 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Naruto the Human Alien by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Replacement for Naruto the Great Z Fighter - Naruto, a ninja that had grown too strong for his own good... is bored, until an alien pod drops from the sky and his boredom is ended by the fun events that are surely to come. Uses Naruto after the war, meaning planet-buster Naruto, so don't read if you are just going to complain. I control MY story! Pairing a Secret. Multi-crossover.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,364 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Naruto U.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 156 - Words: 706,750 - Reviews: 9082 - Favs: 3,634 - Follows: 2,766 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 9/4/2005
Time Turned Back by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry was sick of it all. So when he catches Draco in Snape's private stores, he decides that he isn't going to stand back and let Draco lie about it. During the fight, a rare and unusual herb is hit, and Harry gets splashed with the concoction...and wakes up in his parent's fourth year! Determined not to be used again, he befriends a younger Snape and changes his name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,462 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 1,567 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Marauders - Complete
The Soul Reaper L'cie by TheRealMcLovin reviews
It's been six months since the Thousand Year Blood War ended and Ichigo finds himself plagued by strange dreams of a silver haired boy and pink-haired young woman. Now, with his memories as Hope Estheim awakened, he finds himself on call once more, this time to save his old home. How will his friends react to his return from the dead? Find out in The Soul Reaper L'cie!
Crossover - Bleach & Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/12
Final Fantasy Loops: Dawn of Souls by OathToOblivion reviews
The Worlds of the Final Fantasies have joined the Infinite Loops. What will happen in these most finest of fantasies? This is in I-VI because there is no category for all of FF, which kind of stinks.
Crossover - X-overs & Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/10 - Cecil, Terra, Bartz, Firion
Not as it Seems by risingsunsets reviews
When Harry receives his letter, his once painful existence turns into something resembling happiness. But when he gets to Hogwarts, the unusual abilities of the Sorting Hat call attention to what he was subjected to at the Dursley house, stopping the sorting, his subjection to the Dursley's, and all of Dumbledore's carefully laid plans concerning Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,133 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Dear Students by Slytherin Is My Family reviews
Dumbledore sends his students a letter at three in the morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 21,866 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Albus D.
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/27/2014
Mind Farts by NarutosBrat reviews
Just a few drabbles and ideas for anyone whose interested.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 105,440 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Magi's Randomness by Silent Magi reviews
Just random scenes that have occurred to me while I'm working on everything else, hopefully you'll enjoy them. I am so going to pay for some of these... Also, any and all stories found within are free to a good home. Why don't you adopt one today?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 155 - Words: 119,756 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 2/7/2009
Harry Potter: King of Sand by Master of the elements reviews
What if Harry knew he was special from a young age, what if the sand protected him because of it? What if he discovered a certain comic that could help him control his powers easier? follow Harry with powers of Naruto World!HarryxHarem Dumbledore/Bashing Ron/Bashing Gaaraish Harry!NO YAOI!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014
We're Screwed by White Angel of Auralon reviews
The Wizarding World is confronted with a problem they never had to face before. The consquences of their own arrogance and bigotry. After Hogwarts lost dozens of students each year, they try to change things again. But what do you do if you realise that things aren't that easy? Sequel to Screw Them
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Minerva M.
Naruto: Black Baron of Suna by Tremor230 reviews
AU, OOC, Genderbent Pairing(FemGaara, FemKankurou,Temari)Summary: When Minato was about to seal away the Kyuubi, a rude, vulgar Baron Samedi appeared to give to him and his wife a second chance as parents/guardian of the baby, the first Necromancer to appear after millenniums! how will the Elemental Nation fare against such ancient power? read and you'll know. Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 81,211 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Naruto U., Temari, Gaara
Dear Death Eaters by Slytherin Is My Family reviews
Sequel to Dear Student, Dear Order and Dear D.A.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Severus S., Lucius M., Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Gura Gura no Naruto by Kurogane7 reviews
Naruto has found the Gura Gura no Mi after summoning Gamabunta, and has chosen to take the Shinobi Nations by storm with his own crew of pirates. Rated M for later chapters. Gura Gura no Naruto/Harem, almost everyone in Konoha bashed.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Naruto U.
Dear Order Members by Slytherin Is My Family reviews
Dumbledore is tired of the order members childish antics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Albus D.
Yandere Goddess by User 627 reviews
Naruko is the daughter of Kami. What if Sasuke committed one act of kindness? He suddenly wakes up in Heaven with Naruko claiming him to be hers. He doesn't like it one bit. How's he going to get out of this one?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,148 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.]
NaruToons by pain17ification reviews
Giving into despair, Naruto calls upon his tenant to end his suffering. However, instead of killing the boy, the Kyuubi breaks his mind and causes her host to become insane in the Looney variety! Now, with feats that defy laws of nature and space, the last Uzumaki of the Hidden Leaf will carve a path of craziness and downright looniness on his way to what he truly desires!
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,030 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Naruto U., Samui, Konan]
Intent by CrystalIceSweet reviews
Magic is about intent; so when Harry unconsciously starts pouring magic in to his cooking, he creates something magical no one can resist. At 16, despite being the owner of a 5 star restaurant, his life is normal…until Tony Stark appears with his band of misfits and refuses to leave. Gods, magic, prophecies, bonds, Harry's life will never be the same ever again. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,698 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 3,049 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Mass Effect Loops by Detective Ethan Redfield reviews
Commander Shepard has entered the infinite loops that will never end. Hilarity is bound to follow.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Shepard (M)
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3236 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Dragons Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Hiccup and the other characters of How To Train Your Dragon, caught in a series of time loops along the lines of Innortal's. What happens when a boy and his dragon take a jaunt across the multiverse? (Now contains other dragons at times. Like Pern.)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 138,095 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
Uzumaki Kombat by VFSNAKE reviews
Ages ago, Shao Khan had one child with Sindel before her first death, but assumed the child died soon after birth. But he did not die. He was taken by Raiden to Earthrealm to become the Sage of Six Paths. His legacy Uzumaki Naruto is found by Shao Khan.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 107,933 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Naruto U.
On a Pale Broomstick by Hamm On Wry reviews
Following his fifth year and Sirius’ death, the abuse at the Dursley’s ratchets up until Harry is no longer able to bear the burden and decides to end it all. As usual, the Potter factor makes for a grand screw-up. HP/LL Xover Incarnations of Immortality
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,346 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P.
Master of Death? No try just Death by Dis Lexic reviews
millennia ago, when the children of Kronos defeated there father, one of the six was poisoned by the King of Titans and died in the arms of his wife. However, death cannot hold a god forever, especially a the Ruler of the Underworld. The soul of this deceased god was reincarnated in the form a a human child with the mark of his youngest brother on his brow.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,361 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Harry P.
All sorts by broomstick flyer reviews
Bits and pieces that we either never developed, cut from stories, or simply gave up on. Ideas we lost interest. some similar pieces, parts we have decided to post. If you want to borrow any of them to use then do so with our blessings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 97,155 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and his Veela Mate by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony story. Hermione is a Veela and discovers this shortly before their fourth year. What will Hermione's new powers do to alter Harry's fourth year? Warning- there's Ron-bashing ahead. If you dislike Ron-bashing, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,667 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Prodigy II: Prodigal Son by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
The much anticipated sequel to Prodigy. James and Andron, our returning heroes, attempt to discover the origin of magic. They encounter new science, new magic, and old habits along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,732 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Harry P., OC, Albus D.
One Shot Naru by Xenter reviews
Naruto Uzumaki always looked up to the Fourth and wanted to the hero that everyone in the village revered and held in high esteem. After the death of his teacher and the revelation of his heritage, Naruto was finally driven and grew into the strongest Shinobi the village had ever seen. However, when every battle ended with one punch, it lacked any excitement! AU? R&R! One Shot!
Crossover - Naruto & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Going Back Doesn't Sound So Bad! by Tremor230 reviews
AU! OOC! A classic "time travel fic" who am I to not try this? Summ: In order to fix few mistakes in their youth the Golden Trio of Hogwarts decided to made the unthinkable, going back in time! follow them as they revolutionize those seven years with the right knowledge at their disposal. Rated M just in case, please read the small A/N at the beginning and end. First Hp fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 71,106 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto the Zombie King by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has lived a long unlife, and now that his unlife is perfect, a hot girlfriend, a lot of money, and a good school, things turn sour as his world is flooded with zombies... again.
Crossover - Naruto & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,231 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Naruto U., Saya T.
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 3,768 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Inuloops by Star Fata reviews
Time keeps resetting itself. Kagome is aware of this- and pretty bored after a while. Set in the Infinite Loops.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,155 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 2,776 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
The First Male Nin: The First Option by Nightmares Around Winter reviews
A series of One-shots that take place in the First Male Nin universe. Hope you enjoy! Rated M for lemon content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/19/2014
Shinji Armstrong by yugiohfan163 reviews
This is a story that was thought up and worked on by both me and my fellow author Element-Overlord. In this story, Shinji is adopted by Armstrong and let's just say that Gendo better be careful. oh who are we kidding. He's DOOMED! Badass Shinji! Shinji x harem. HIATUS.
Crossover - Evangelion & Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,730 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Shinji I., Rei A., Asuka L. S., S. Armstrong
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,453 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Kumo's Black Fox by Burning Shadow Wolf reviews
Naruto is chased from the village at a young age. Found by Darui and Killer Bee watch as he grows into the legend he was always meant to be. The world will cower before the Black Fox. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 140,079 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
The Elemental Casanova by reallyfreakingnerdy reviews
Inspired by The First Male Nin. Massive harem, massive genderbends. After an attempt on his life Naruto finds himself gifted with new powers in a world dominated by women. Watch Naruto conquer the kunoichi world (in more ways than one) on his journey to legend as the Elemental Casanova! First fanfic so constructive criticism welcome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,603 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Strongest Team under the Heavens by Tremor230 reviews
Rated M just in case. "Look underneath the underneath" is what a good ninja is supposed to remember, but what if Team 7 was not casual? what if Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto had planned everything from the beginning? thanks to several secrets sealed in the Forbidden Scroll team 7 now strive to become legendary! elements from several video games, Good!Sasuke, Strong!Team, maybe few OOC
Crossover - Naruto & Deus Ex - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,624 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Team Seven
Two Cats and a Fox by Tremor230 reviews
Rated M, Something different! after the final battle against Obito, Naruto ends in the after-life where he will finally rest in peace, but the Shinigami has a problem that he wish being solved by the blond, in exchange Naruto will get a new life, did he accept? OF COURSE! the only problem is that the place where he is being sent is...slightly different from what he was used to see
Crossover - SWAT Kats & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,661 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Callie B., Felina F., Naruto U.
A Familiar Assortment by BackwardsHazard reviews
It was bound to happen I suppose. Inspired by Corvus no Genmu's 'The Familiars of Zero' and my little romp through Familiar of Zero one-shots, snippets and Abridgelets(coined). Will cover more than just "Louise summons X Familiar"
Crossover - X-overs & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,070 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Louise
Naruto: the new Snake of the Leaf by usuallyforgotten reviews
Naruto during the Orochimaru attack gets bitten rather than sasuke and through the shiki fuin sealing unknown 'evil' chakra's Orochimaru is absorbed body and soul. Dark naruto fic naruharem M for language and possibly SC. challenge from tremor230's profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/24/2014
More one shots by broomstick flyer reviews
Another assortment of stories that never got past the initial idea, some are Okay others maybe a little better, I hope you enjoy them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,199 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oban in the Infinite by Star Fata reviews
Time goes on- until it goes back again. Molly- welcome to the Infinite Loops! Time loop fic. Molly keeps waking up in Stern, the day she ran away. Watch what she gets up to!
Oban Star-Racers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Molly/Eva W.
The Nano-fic by Das Machmobil reviews
Tremor230 thinks he can write the world's shortest fanfic. Here's a nice slice of Murkrow pot pie he can eat. Note: If this is against the guidelines, please let me know and I'll take it down.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Electrode/Marumine
Seeds of Lemons by LoverofLemon reviews
After falling into a hole in his room, Naruto finds a garden that grow special lemons that, when eaten, makes the females give Naruto some "lemons". NarutoxHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,039 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 4,715 - Follows: 4,729 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
The sexy Umbra wizard by Tremor230 reviews
Another experiment!. Naruto had finally left a village that so much despised him in favour of his sister that had the Kyuubi power sealed inside her and now he strode towards a new path for GREATNESS!...but who are those two women saying they are Witches? and Why the Shinigami is pissed off at Minato? Both blond and Death God will have their revenge surpassing him in everything
Crossover - Naruto & Bayonetta - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 92,077 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U., Bayonetta - Complete
Lemon Chronicles: Interludes by stormarrow reviews
Any and all one-shots that I do. Naru/whatever girl happens to catch my fancy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,911 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Naruto U.
Lemon Chronicles: Days of Peace by stormarrow reviews
The Elemental Nations are finally at peace. A 17 year old Sakura wished to properly repay her blond teammate for all he's done for her, not knowing her plan will effect so many of her fellow kunoichi. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto: Lemon Chronicles by stormarrow reviews
Lemons like the title says. Naruto basically scoring with different women from the series. Give it a try, who knows you might like it, and yes I know, bad summary.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,818 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 2,608 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Super Date by megamatt09 reviews
People think Harry doesn't have a date to the Yule Ball. They're wrong.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,940 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl] - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 239 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Screw Them! by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 586 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,045 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,904 - Follows: 706 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hogwarts Rejection Letters (Kmon13's style) by Kmon13 reviews
Various rejection letter from various families of Male and Female versions of Harry Potter from the multiverse and aftermaths... Ratings ranging from Teen - Mature.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,368 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P.
Supernatural Rejection Letters by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
'Dear Mr. Potter. We are happy to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.' ... Nope! Humor/Crack.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P.
A Shocking Surprise For Two by turbomagnus reviews
Kakashi goes hunting Naruto when he doesn't come back after storming out of Tazuna's, Zabuza goes hunting Haku when she doesn't return from gathering plants, the two find each other instead and prepare to fight... FemHaku/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Haku, Naruto U.] Kakashi H., Zabuza M. - Complete
The Master of Death's Second Chance by Selacha reviews
RE-EDIT. Through inheritance, conquest and random chance, Harry Potter is the Master of Death. And Death is not pleased about that. After revealing how his life has been manipulated by those he trusted, Death gives Harry another chance to get it right. Follow along as Harry rewrites destiny itself to get the perfect ending to his story. Super!Harry. HarryXMulti. AD!RW!MW!SS!Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,118 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter and the things that could have happened by arekay reviews
My oneshot folder. Ch 1: A darker Harry talks about how he's going to deal with Ron after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Helping Hand of Death by Tremor230 reviews
Reptilia chall. I have not abandoned Naruto, I just need something different, Harry Keeps getting killed, his personal Grim Reaper is not happy, HE WILL BE FIRED! so it's time for a certain young wizard to be trained to achieve his destiny, get his soulmate and kill Voldy, kicking ass and taking names, a strange teacher will help. AU, OOC, RATED M so I won't hear about kids safety
Crossover - Harry Potter & Asura's Wrath - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 63,010 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Augus - Complete
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 2,547 - Follows: 2,256 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Anko's Apprentice by Yamamato reviews
The Chunin Exams would have ended a lot differently if Anko had been Naruto's teacher.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Kakashi H. - Complete
From Zero to Infinity by Nitramy reviews
When Louise summons a mint green-haired young man as her familiar, little did she know that marked the beginning of an adventure spiraling beyond her wildest imagination...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,086 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Louise, Lordgenome
Descent of Monsters by Akaluan reviews
What cost the loss of mortality upon ascending to the position of Capsuleer? When death is nothing but a minor set-back, a pebble in the road of life that now stretches on for an infinity of infinities, how does one cope with the loss of others? Deep in our hearts, we are all monstrous to behold.
EVE Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Complete
My Master by everwinter-brody reviews
Louise gets a familiar... but oh crap what a familiar! No pairings, was just a whim! CHAPTER 4 IS UP! Will be Rated M when violence really starts :D
Crossover - Hellsing & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Alucard
The Infinite Loops: Miscellaneous Compilations by RPMasterweaver reviews
Yggdrassil, the magitech world tree computer that runs the multiverse, has been damaged. In order to keep everything from falling apart while they fix things, the admins have put every reality into a time loop. These are the stories of those who inhabit the loops... well, those that don't already have their own stories, anyway.
Crossover - X-overs & Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/13/2014
Twin of the BWL by dogbertcarroll reviews
A new take on the standard Harry as the twin of the BWL, minus a load of dross.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013
Play it again, Naruto! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: poisonous luminous lighting by Tremor230 reviews
A dark! naruto with the power of three Devil fruits,He will finally take from the village what is rightfully his! beware Konoha! the new Akuma no Shinobi is there to Kick your ass! not a great summary but the story should be good Naru/Ten/femHaku/Anko. experiment born from a boring day at my home, let's see if you like it
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,953 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Naruto U.
Usurper of Victory by The Hero of the End reviews
Louise wanted a strong, wise, divine familiar. Hmm lets see. Strong (check). Wise (hmm in battle check). Divine (CHECK). The world of Halgekina better brace their seats because Kusanagi Godou the 7th Campione has arrived. Let's see how those nobles deal with a damn divine royalty. Note this is a god fic galore where Godou will just pown his enemies. Die nobles die. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,467 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 479 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Louise, K. Godou
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 2,854 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Namekian in Halkeginia by KXZ501 reviews
After dealing with a disturbance in the spirit realm, or 'Other World', a certain Namekian warrior finds himself transported to an entirely new world, summoned by a young female mage with strawberry blond hair, and a horrendous track record of spell casting. Little does the young Louise Francoise le Blanc de la Valliere know exactly what she's in for...
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,970 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Piccolo, Louise
Harry Potter and the Useless Rock by Lucillia reviews
Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,848 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 2,047 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Genesis R.
Addition by AKAAkira reviews
He wasn't "wise", exactly. He was as far from "sacred" as it could get. And the next person who dares to call him "beautiful" was going to get a foot in the face (aside from the ladies, of course). But he WAS powerful, and after a life as the "Zero", Louise would settle for one out of four with everything she had.
Crossover - One Piece & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 13,870 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Sanji, Louise
One Punch Shirou by Sir Godot reviews
[One-Shot] Shirou Emiya - an ordinary boy who wants to be a hero. And to be a hero, one needs to be strong enough to save the people in need. However, when you are literally strong enough to win every battle with one punch, you notice that it's not quite as grand as it sounds... [Fate/stay night x One Punch-Man Crossover]
Crossover - Fate/stay night & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 269 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Shirō E. - Complete
Magic Area Affects Wizards Health by Lady FoxFire reviews
At some point in our lives we learn that we have to take a grain of salt for everything we see, hear and read because just because someone says it's the truth, doesn't mean it is. Shame the Wizard world doesn't know that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 127 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Blacklight in Konohagakure by Sanguine-tenshi reviews
After the atomic bomb went of the last thing Alex expected was to be sealed inside some kid with a giant fox as a roommate. Rated M because i said so and because of language. AlexXOC NarutoXharem Harem: Hinata, Ino, femShika, Anko, femHaku, Tsume, femGaara, Tayuy, Yugao, Tsunade, Mai, Samui and femDeidara.
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,745 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Naruto U., Alex M./Zeus
The New Holder of the Wrath by Tremor230 reviews
Rated M just in Case. I asked in a poll which crossover to write, I decided to still post the three of them (Sue me, LoL) this is The Asura's wrath/ Naruto one. After his death Asura disappeared as the final blow took the rest of his energies, now his Daughter Mithra is will finally live in peace. But the planet will still need a saviour, a protector, will Naruto be the chosen one?
Crossover - Naruto & Asura's Wrath - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,964 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013
The Fox of Megakat City by sageof6way reviews
Naruto dies taking down the Juubi and is given life by Kami pairing is Felina/ Naruto Story inspired by Tremor230. The story is in my faviortes. This story will have lemon not all lemons. Half the chapter warning in the chapters
Crossover - SWAT Kats & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,115 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Felina F., Naruto U.
The Green Masked Fox by The Fox Paradox 9 reviews
During Naruto's prank on the Hokage mountain he finds something in the 4th's nose. It is the one, the only, the mask. With Naruto being a regular prankster, Kyuubi being a trickster fox, and Loki's mask what chaos will be made? Randomness to the extreme!
Crossover - Naruto & The Mask - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,522 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Naruto U., Stanley I./The Mask
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Familiars of the Void by Redrover117 reviews
Following Naruto's defeat of Pein he is summoned to Tristain without warning by none other than the lovely Tiffania. New friends and old enemies surface as the factions of three worlds collide and history takes a much stranger turn. This is a Harem fic.
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,889 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Naruto U., Tiffania - Complete
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot by Clell65619 reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 144 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Taking Control of His Life by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto takes control of his life after Tsunade tries to take it away from him for the sake of happiness. Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 136 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Slytherin Survival Tactics by Cherylyn reviews
Harry doesn't want to go back to the Dursleys, and is willing to do anything to make that happen. He finds help in unexpected places, defying Dumblore without even trying.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,584 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 577 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 137 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
Naruto of the Saiyans by VFSNAKE reviews
Bardock is about to die, but a dimensional rift when the Yondaime summons the Shinigami pulls him into the Naruto World, and onto Kyuubi's back moments before the sealing. Goku may redeem the Saiyans, but Naruto will make them be reborn, and in his image.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,018 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bardock, Naruto U.
Harry Potter and The Tournament of Doom! by bob-the-blue reviews
Sequel to Omni Law. Harry Potter must come to Hogwarts to compete in the Tri Wizard Tournament. God help us all.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P.
Fallen Phoenix by HufflepufflikeSlytherin reviews
The manipulations of Albus Dumbledore have gone too far this time. An abused, seven year old Harry Potter is left, beaten in his cupboard. Cue Severus Snape. Dumbledore/Weasley bashing. Abused!Harry. Severus/Harry Mentorfic. Rated for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,774 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P.
Weapon nXt by TomBAuthor93 reviews
AU: A story filled with fourth wall breakage, lemons, gore, and random outbursts. Ladies and gentlemen, the Naruto/Deadpool you've all been waiting for! Please enjoy and review. This is just for fun peeps, but there is a plot later on!
Crossover - Naruto & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Naruto U.
Red Fox Naruto by clashofthelegends reviews
This is a story about Naruto if he found an Akuma no mi. Not just any Akuma no mi but one of the most powerful Logia fruits: the magu magu no mi. Watch as Naruto fights for justice with the powers of a monster in a world of Shinobi. Look out Konoha Naruto is about to become the Red Fox and he's a brutal S.O.B. On Hiatus
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,534 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Naruto U., Akainu
Unexpected Assistance by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,303 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 593 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Certainly Pissed Off Accelerator by UglyFingers reviews
Accelerator died and went to hell... or not! Slight F/SN reference/crossover
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,931 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Louise, Accelerator
Naruto: First Samurai of Konoha by Kurogane7 reviews
Three years after the incident at the Valley of the End, Naruto returns to Konoha after training under Mifune and getting the meitou Shuusui from him. Watch as he brings the samurai back into the Elemental Nations. Samurai Naruto/Harem.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012
The God of Wrath by Aeinn reviews
A new awakened Asura finds himself having a deal with the god he had defeated. For exchange of a promise to bring hope to his life, he is summoned to Halkeginia as Louise' familiar. A god among men may prove useful to her, though he may not find it as boring as he thought it would be. AUs, Some OC/OOCs. Rated T for small violence and interesting scenes.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Asura's Wrath - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Louise, Asura
Uzumaki Fiend by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto is betrayed after the Sasuke retrieval mission. He escaped, but just barely while losing an eye in the process. He makes it to Konoha where a sword of incredible power is found and a new destiny unfolds before him. Small crossover with Ninja Gaiden in terms of weapons and few characters.
Crossover - Naruto & Ninja Gaiden - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 106,660 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Taming the Beast by rantnrave09 reviews
Oneshot. Happens after the 4th shinobi world war. Naruto is a beast and Tsunade is going to tame him. rewrite of xeaMzx's omake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 112 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Zwei by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Brago wasn't the only mamodo with the power of gravity. There was another, more powerful Mamodo who could create a well to draw in damage and ability without flinching. Her name is Zwei. Zwei has trouble finding a partner...until she goes to England and runs into a wizard. Now Harry is in for the fight of the century! Too bad people think he's the Mamodo!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Zatch Bell - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 229 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Wonderful Wood Chipper by twistyguru reviews
Harry has a wood chipper! A new way of destroying horcruxes and dealing with the Dark Lord and gits! . Multiple bashings, H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. Violence, touch of gore, but no more than a driver's education film or the evening news. A total and utter waste of time. I'd read something else if I were you. Non-epilogue compliant, no spoilers, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Heir to the Title of Big Boss by VFSNAKE reviews
Big Boss dies at the end of MSG4. After reconnecting with The Boss, he is called upon to train another to be his successor, but this time...the world he's in is not the one he knows, and neither is the student he is to train with the help of a few others.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,026 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto, Pervy Sage by MikeJV37 reviews
Naruto returns from his training trip having tamed Kyuubi and killed the Akatsuki, all it cost him was Jiraiya's life, so what does he do now? Jiraiya's Will gives Naruto a new path. Super Naruto, Naru/Hina, Harem, Perviness explained in story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,351 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2110 - Favs: 5,432 - Follows: 3,932 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Highvalour reviews
My try at a 'not the BWL story'. Darren was a hero, Harry appeared a squib. Darren went into hiding, harry ended up dying. Watch as in his place something worse than Riddle gets the chance to run rampant. Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Norse Mythology - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Eating? by keitaya reviews
Meal time around Ron is never fun. Why hasnt anyone done anything about it? Lets see what happens now... This will be a H/H story in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto the Ultimate Lifeform by Isom reviews
After the VOTE Naruto is taken by a Galvin. He undergoes an operation adn becomes the ultiamte life form. Strong/Godlike Naruto, Sasuke, minor Sakura bash. Naruto/crossover harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,366 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Naruto U., Ben T. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 2,732 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto of the Apocalypse by VFSNAKE reviews
Title says it all. Crossover with X-Men Evolution, but only paritally. JUST READ!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,380 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Next Great Annoyance by dogbertcarroll reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P.
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 4,030 - Follows: 3,093 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: The Descendent of Revan by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto is being chased at the age of 5 and stumbles upon the Namikaze Estate in the process. In the process, he meets his ancestors holocrons taking the form known as...Namikaze Reven.
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,623 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 3,978 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
It's Showtime! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Everyone claims the Kyuubi is a demon or a sentient mass of chakra. But what if it was something else, or more specificly, someone else? Someone with a pinstripe suit and a taste for pranks and beetles? M for crude and perverted humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Woodsman's Axe by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A big tree attracts the woodsman's axe. A stranger comes to town looking for a game to pass the time.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 255 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Naruto: Emperor of the Western Elemental Empire by VFSNAKE reviews
Based off ChrisM2011's version, but will be entirely different. Trust me. Naruto is kicked out of Konoha for bringing back Sasuke. Now banished, Naruto must find a place where someone like him can flourish. What better place then past the western wall?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,239 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ginny Weasley and the Terrors of HermyHog by themalfoypuppet reviews
I've planned my marriage with Harry since I was eight. We're meant to be. We're sooo in love. So Hermione should keep her hands of my soon-to-be-husband. Can't she see he doesn't like her!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Henrietta's Victory by GatsuBerk reviews
A simple vision of what could have happen. Has nothing to do with Discarded. Based on events that didn't happen in Canon so don't cry if you don't like. First published Lemon. May or May not have Sequel or more chapters. More than likely wont.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,037 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Saito, Henrietta - Complete
Legacy of Darth Plagueis The Wise by VFSNAKE reviews
Sidious killed Darth Plagueis. That is all we know. But what if the Sith Lord did not go quietly like Sidious thought. What if his spirit lived? What if he found a new apprentice in the form of one Uzumaki Naruto? What if he found the perfect apprentice?
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,191 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
They Thought Wrong by VFSNAKE reviews
They thought I was theirs to command. They thought I was uner their thumb. They thought I was their weapon to use whenever they want. They...thought...wrong!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
It Must Be The Heat by T. Soul - The Harem Master reviews
Kurenai and Anko are frustrated and don't know what to do until they hear a disturbance at Training Ground 9. They find Naruto training hard and suddenly the answer to all of their problems are right before their steamy & lusting eyes. NaruAnkoKure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 353 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Surprise! by T.E.Rose reviews
A lemon featuring Tsunade, Naruto and Shizune. Hope you all enjoy. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 165 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Shizune - Complete
Submission King by VFSNAKE reviews
Humor based harem fic you'll love. I hope anyway. Name may change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,987 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Revenge by Kolarthecool reviews
UNDERGOING REWRITE. After returning Uchiha Sasuke to the village, Naruto is attacked by an angry mob. Sick and tired of their treatment, he leaves the village behind, swearing revenge on all those that have wronged him: lucky for him, Kyuubi's more than willing to lend a hand. Godlike!Naruto. Multiple crossovers. Warning: Expect a few cliches.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 167,131 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Kitsune Sith Lord by VFSNAKE reviews
Sasuke tries to kill Naruto after defeating him at the VotE by setting him on fire. Naruto calls upon a power that will change his life and take him beyond anything he's ever known when brought to seve the Sith Empire. His new name? Veradun Malgus.
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,369 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
What doesn't kill you makes you stranger by Lady Avotil reviews
Harry leads the life of a slave. What will happen when one of Gotham's most infamous villains decides to barge into his life? Can Hogwarts handle a Harry raised by none other than the Joker? Be prepared for madness and insanity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,983 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P.
Revenge of the Jinchuriki by VFSNAKE reviews
A Dark NarutoxStar Wars crossover two-shot. You'll like it...I hope.
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,622 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Complete
Harry's Rejection Letter by Manchester reviews
Harry Potter actually manages to reply to Professor McGonagall's letter inviting him to Hogwarts for his first year. It just wasn't what that witch was expecting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Justice and Vengeance by VFSNAKE reviews
A much different take on how Naruto reacts to learning his Father is the Yondaime after Pein's attack failed. Dark, angry, and volent Naruto. You've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,342 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 119 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 124 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
Here's to the Losers by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry refuses to participate in the Triwizard Tournament. Watch how he fails at even that!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
And Bits of Fluff by Teufel1987 reviews
What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3474 - Favs: 5,884 - Follows: 2,625 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
Demon Fox of Middle Earth by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto fights Sasuke at the VotE. Our favorite blonde reveals a startling truth to Sasuke before they clash. The combined attacks open a dimensional portal that sends Naruto to another realm. The realm...of Middle Earth. Rated T for now may change to M.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,164 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Again? Hell, NO! But by Mariann's reviews
My take on a "Harry goes back" story. Hopefully not cliché. Pairings H/HR SB/RL and many others, as they come up in the story. Nothing graphic. Political utopia. Mostly fun and light-hearted, since I don't like angst and too much drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 112,213 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
One Step Further by Peachy Hikaru reviews
Louise sees Saito kissing Siesta... or is he? Jealous, she runs back to her dorm and he follows... things heat up from there. LEMON! My first attempt at one, please R&R
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Louise, Saito - Complete
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 4538 - Favs: 6,823 - Follows: 3,311 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Words Have Meaning by Corwalch reviews
AU of Harry's reaction to when Dumbledore told him about Prophecy during OotP. This could be considered a "How It Might've Gone" story, but I feel it stands alone. This one is also a little darker than my usual stories. Note This is a one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 135 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Establishing Dominance by VFSNAKE reviews
You know the drill. READ AND REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,928 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 371 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 166 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 384 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fine Then! by DrRaven reviews
Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 265 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Things that the Golden Trio are no longer allowed by uncutetomboy's bro reviews
Slightly bored with always being attacked, the Golden Trio try some things out... leading to a list being made of things that they're not allowed to do. Based on various lists and streeching between ALL the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P.
The Kyuubi Predator by VFSNAKE reviews
No real summary. Title says it all. Naruto become a Predator, but that's all I will say.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,877 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Why Should I? by opopanax reviews
Oneshot, for now. Harry explains to the Headmasster why he won't fight Voldemort. Set in Book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7959 - Favs: 14,454 - Follows: 6,259 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto: SOLDIER of Konoha by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto was taken right after the sealing to Midgar. Now upon his return, no one knows about Kyuubi, and can fight for Konoha from the shadows. However, in doing so will he regain his humanity, and if he does...will that be what destroys him? Or saves him?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 174,693 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Karin's Shocking Revelation by NarutosBrat reviews
Miscommunication can lead to very unusual circumstances. With permission from moodiful819, this is a parody of his/her parody. I'd suggest reading that story as well, it's very good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Karin - Complete
Omni Law by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. A scene from a different Triwizard shows a realistic reaction to a Powerful!Harry. Crossover with the Marvel Universe. Rated M for profanity and drug use.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Albus D. - Complete
The Talk by Smoochynose reviews
Harry learns of some disturbing consequences of being an orphan. Rated for sock puppet violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 279 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 244 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Poor Harry gets the talk! more than once! by XspriteyX reviews
Harry's friends, family, and enemies decided they shood enlighten him on the facts of life! Not sure why i wrote this, will hopefully be a laugh review and let me know what you think!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006
The Evangelion Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
The Eva Universe experiences their own time loops.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,610 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/9/2005
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 229 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2698 - Favs: 6,683 - Follows: 2,808 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Things Shinigami are not allowed to do by WarmasterCain55 reviews
Every few generations, the Shinigami start a slightly serious, slightly humourous list of 'Things Shinigami are not Allowed to do'. It is the only written evidence that Captain-General Yamamoto has any trace of a sense of humour.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,509 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008
The Not So Black Letters: Negotiation by Amber Akasha reviews
This is a bonus chapter, featuring the negotiation between Harry and Voldemort from TNSBL, answering to the questions many people have posed: How did Harry join Voldemort? Why did Voldemort agree to take him in?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Not So Black Letters by Amber Akasha reviews
Harry sends a surprising letter to Headmaster Dumbledore. He's joined Voldemort. What Dumbledore doesn't understand is why Harry has to keep sending him mail... Mail that reads itself aloud. During breakfast. At the Great Hall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D.
Icha Icha: The EroSannin by Brim Wraith reviews
Jiraiya is in a writing funk and needs new ideas when he overhears an interesting conversation. Tsunade doesn't believe Naruto when he says the fox prevents him from getting drunk so he can out drink her leading to a bet. Naruto/Tsunade oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 142 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sauske the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Icha Icha: Animal Magnetism by Silent Magi reviews
Jiraiya has run out of story ideas, and decides to use his favorite student for a bit of fun. This is the tale of Naruto dealing with the results. Rating changed from T due to suggestive content and language, still a crack fic. Finished
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
How It Might Have Gone by Corwalch reviews
AU This is a drabble from a rabid plot bunny about how Harry seeing Ron and Hermione at Grimmauld Place might have gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 3,345 - Follows: 688 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Consequences by True Dawn reviews
Why should I fight for a world that will not fight for themselves?" Harry has a very different reaction to hearing the prophecy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Corwalch reviews
The price of freedom always comes at a cost, including to those left behind to pick up the pieces. What if some of those left behind weren't as loyal as they appeared, would they reap what they have sown or get off scott free?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 154 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Our Turn by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A fluffy little romance, with an edge, that has some twists and turns. Unashamedly Harmony, with some Ron and Ginny bashing for spice. H/Hr Rated M for language and adult situations. One-Shot - Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,528 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Messing with Fate by Bobmin356 reviews
Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 107 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 203 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Will of Black by Lady FoxFire reviews
The never before Will for Sirius Black, escape prisoner, innocent man and lover of women.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Loki by bob-the-blue reviews
Wip. AU. What happens when an 8 year old Harry Potter becomes the god of mischief? Whatever Loki wants to, that's what.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 19,859 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Harry P.
The Play's the Thing by bob-the-blue reviews
How PIMPHARRY respondes to getting busted with the D.A. Warning: Strong Sexuality ahead. But then, that's par for the course with PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Shinji Theater by gunman reviews
Ritsuko comes up with a way to read Shinji's dreams when he lapses into a coma. ShinjiVarious. Chapter 3 uploaded.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,012 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Icha Icha: Flower Petals by NarutosBrat reviews
It's a oneshot, about Naruto and Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 122 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 839 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 591 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Kyuubi N: Son of the Demon King by VFSNAKE reviews
Full Summary inside. Don't own Naruto and all that stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,794 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Thank You by kcourtkat reviews
An exiled Harry Potter Sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after being contacted about a new Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 173 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
I Quit by peppymint reviews
Ever been surprised Harry didn't tell the wizarding world to shove it? Yeah, me too. I tried to include as many of the classic pick on Harry themes that I could. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 122 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 4,993 - Follows: 3,210 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Naruto: Rise of the Lord of Foxes by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Don’t own Naruto and all that stuff or anything from other anime shows and stuff that’s not mine originally.Summary: The fight at the Valley of the End is over and Naruto has won the battle, but the war is far from over as Kakashi arrives on t
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 151,748 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 3,417 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1765 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 2,635 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
Something About Naruto by Chronos Astral reviews
The powers from above have granted Naruto a blessing. One that ensured that he would be loved by those around him. They messed up though and now Naruto must endure the love and affection of everyone! [Naruto x Lots of Girls and Guys] [No actual Yaoi!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Naruto U.
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 3,067 - Follows: 479 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Bet by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. One Shot. Harry thinks he can do things better the Dark Lord, and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of Love by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 209 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Drunken Rei by gunman reviews
Rei gets drunk and seduces Shinji.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Dumbledore's Payback by Laume reviews
OOC, AU, Etc. Voldemort is gone, and Harry is free. Now it's time for some payback...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Tearing Down by gunman reviews
When Shinji dies fighting the 3rd Angel, Yui comes back and tears Gendo a new one for what he did. Oneshot. Warning: adult language.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Shinji I., Yui I. - Complete
XRay Specs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 113 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 279 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
The Search for the DADA Professor by NeoSapien reviews
Dumbledore's not-so-epic interview process for the next in a long, long, long line of DADA Professors continues. Will they be female? Male? Or... something ELSE?!?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 192 - Published: 1/8/2002
Ask You-Know-Who by NeoSapien reviews
The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/19/2001
The Dark Lord Support Group by NeoSapien reviews
Lord Voldemort has just regained his full power. Now he can rule the world, annihilate the Muggles, and best of all, gloat about it to all the other, less cool Dark Lords in his support group. Support group?!? My first posted fic, R+R if you enjoy savage
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2001
The Talk by Sarina Argus reviews
Set in the animated universe, Batman, Superman and Nightwing have 'The Talk' with Robin (humor)
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/25/1999
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Changing World is Not Bad Either! reviews
Sequel of "Going Back Doesn't Sounds So Bad!" will have short chapters, I'll listen to you for suggestions about pairing and other things. Summ: when the Golden Trio found themselves trapped in a Time Loop after their first trip through Time they tried to break free with a new Ritual, the problem is that it worked even TOO WELL! what will they do in a new world? AU, OOC, Rated M.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,275 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Doing it the Looping Way, Tremor does Time Loop reviews
The new series taking the place of the Rejection Letters one, various crossovers through the Infinite Loops, inspired by Innortal and the others, but following MY style, don't know if it can be considered "canon" to the Normal Time Loops series, M-rated as usual, OOC, AU and the like, feel free to suggest, updates whenever a new idea strikes me, so be patient. don't know if funny
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,721 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 11/20/2014
Naruto Bizarre Adventure reviews
AU! OOC! Please READ the A/N at the beginning and end of the chapters! there are info there. Why? It was just a little trip Hiruzen decided to have with Naruto to give the boy a "free day" from his life, no-one could imagine that it would have been the start of a new, Bizarre adventure for the young blond, making a long lost ability resurface in all its glory. Rated M to be sure
Crossover - Naruto & JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,189 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Naruto U.
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Tremor230 Style reviews
Yes, a new story, I feel inspired. Born by the collaboration of Tremor230 and Phoenix Warehouse Productions whose story "Letter to a Hero" acts as a prologue, story used with the permission of Phoenix Warehouse Productions. This is a re-visitation of Twilight Princess with the most unpredictable knucklehead ninja in place of the ever mute Link. M-Rated, AU, OOC, semi-serious fic.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 56,722 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Ilia, Midna, Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Grand Arcanum is Awake reviews
M rated! after Father's defeat, the Scarred man found himself hunted by the Alchemists, with no other choice he gives his beloved son to an old friend of his that had been hiding in the Elemental Countries, forced to give to the young boy his own arms he doesn't suspect that in an act of desperation Minato will seal Kyuubi in the same boy, introducing Alchemy to the shinobi world
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,795 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Naruto U., Tenten, Haku, Scar
Naruto: Black Baron of Suna reviews
AU, OOC, Genderbent Pairing(FemGaara, FemKankurou,Temari)Summary: When Minato was about to seal away the Kyuubi, a rude, vulgar Baron Samedi appeared to give to him and his wife a second chance as parents/guardian of the baby, the first Necromancer to appear after millenniums! how will the Elemental Nation fare against such ancient power? read and you'll know. Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 81,211 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Naruto U., Temari, Gaara
Harry Potter: Rejection Letters and Triwizard reviews
A collection of rejection letters and alternative Triwizard Tournament, chapters short and to the point, I don't know if you will find it amusing, I hope you will. Feel free to suggest other crossovers if you wish to see one done, updated whenever a new cross comes up in my mind. Rated M just to be safe. expect OOC, AU and such. don't take seriously, but "Siriusly" Moment. Hiatus.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,579 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Complete
The Chef and The Shinobi reviews
M rated! GOD's capture had been a failure years ago, but Midora and his Bishokukai did not renounce to acquire the Ultimate Ingredient and try to find an alternative method to finally capture it, while this new battle between the IGO and the evil organization is ongoing, a mysterious Chef forms a Combo with a young Gennin of Konoha, he too plans to reach GOD, who will obtain it?
Crossover - Naruto & Toriko - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,365 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Heavenly Kings, OC
N: Father of Kumo's consuming Clan reviews
RATED M! Gore and violence later on! Why it's always Heller and Mercer the ones to "give" their powers to Naruto? I made the Opposite, the Blacklight virus as a bloodline turned into a weapon once it went out of control, follow here the adventures of the VERY FIRST possessor of those powers and even more, "N" ! Shinobi of Kumo and Extraordinary guy, pairing Naru/Tsu/Older Women
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 83,230 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/3/2013
Ignoring the Obvious for Dummies reviews
Over-the-top Oneshot Parody of a crackfic,over-stuffed in cliches tearing apart Fanfic in general and Wrong-boy-who-lived in particular,tried to give it a sort of plot, do not read with too high hope, I did my worst in this XD. AU,OOC and the lot, Rate M just to be safe, first try Oneshot/parody/crackfic, be gentle please. chall:how many cliche I used and which ones? tell in review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,178 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Going Back Doesn't Sound So Bad! reviews
AU! OOC! A classic "time travel fic" who am I to not try this? Summ: In order to fix few mistakes in their youth the Golden Trio of Hogwarts decided to made the unthinkable, going back in time! follow them as they revolutionize those seven years with the right knowledge at their disposal. Rated M just in case, please read the small A/N at the beginning and end. First Hp fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 71,106 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Strongest Team under the Heavens reviews
Rated M just in case. "Look underneath the underneath" is what a good ninja is supposed to remember, but what if Team 7 was not casual? what if Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto had planned everything from the beginning? thanks to several secrets sealed in the Forbidden Scroll team 7 now strive to become legendary! elements from several video games, Good!Sasuke, Strong!Team, maybe few OOC
Crossover - Naruto & Deus Ex - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,624 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Team Seven
Two Cats and a Fox reviews
Rated M, Something different! after the final battle against Obito, Naruto ends in the after-life where he will finally rest in peace, but the Shinigami has a problem that he wish being solved by the blond, in exchange Naruto will get a new life, did he accept? OF COURSE! the only problem is that the place where he is being sent is...slightly different from what he was used to see
Crossover - SWAT Kats & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,661 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Callie B., Felina F., Naruto U.
The sexy Umbra wizard reviews
Another experiment!. Naruto had finally left a village that so much despised him in favour of his sister that had the Kyuubi power sealed inside her and now he strode towards a new path for GREATNESS!...but who are those two women saying they are Witches? and Why the Shinigami is pissed off at Minato? Both blond and Death God will have their revenge surpassing him in everything
Crossover - Naruto & Bayonetta - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 92,077 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U., Bayonetta - Complete
An Explosive rewrite reviews
Rewriting of "An explosive Sensei" my first story without all those mistake a "new writer" does the first time. Summary: Death wants an husband for herself, Naruto will fit that role perfectly, but the Death Goddess has some other plan as well, more "Vast" and covering the WHOLE Ninja World's Fate, read to know, contains elements from various media, mostly Metal Gear Elements.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,076 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Shinigami
Harry Potter and the Helping Hand of Death reviews
Reptilia chall. I have not abandoned Naruto, I just need something different, Harry Keeps getting killed, his personal Grim Reaper is not happy, HE WILL BE FIRED! so it's time for a certain young wizard to be trained to achieve his destiny, get his soulmate and kill Voldy, kicking ass and taking names, a strange teacher will help. AU, OOC, RATED M so I won't hear about kids safety
Crossover - Harry Potter & Asura's Wrath - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 63,010 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Augus - Complete
Scar: The Chronicles of a Bastard and his friends reviews
Rated M! I won't play nice here, and with this I am directly aiming at having you people hate me, it will be against every good memory the pokemon series gave you, I warned you. Summ: Scar (see story image) is a wild Pikachu with a dream, showing to the humans that he doesn't need them to be great, follow here his adventures. full details inside, looking for help in pokemon fanfic
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,635 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Pikachu, Gardevoir/Sirknight, Serperior /Jaroda
Harry potter: World's shortest Fanfic reviews
I bet that I can write the World's shortest fanfiction (A/Ns not included in the measurement) do you think you can beat me? then try, I dare you. Note: should this go against the site's rules please tell me, I will remove it. Waiting for challengers, you can't beat me, Created just to play with the "Short chapters" complain in the reviews, don't take this seriously, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Naruto: poisonous luminous lighting reviews
A dark! naruto with the power of three Devil fruits,He will finally take from the village what is rightfully his! beware Konoha! the new Akuma no Shinobi is there to Kick your ass! not a great summary but the story should be good Naru/Ten/femHaku/Anko. experiment born from a boring day at my home, let's see if you like it
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,953 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Naruto U.
Petals Of Blood and Darkness reviews
Rated MA for Violence, Blood, Sex, Madness, Sex, more Blood and Sex...So take this story and read it in front of your kids, they will love this ( :) ) Born from the collaboration of Tremor230 and Soarath. When Alucard absorbed Schrodinger he never thought that he would have landed inside a sewer inhabited by an Huge Fox, nor that a mad, magic user clown would have followed him
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,885 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013
An explosive Sensei reviews
UNDERGOING REWRITE. new version called "An explosive Rewrite" the original,abandoned, is left online for the ones that still loves it no matter its flaws. Summ: the link between a mortal Kushina and the death god? a shadow from a forgotten past who will shake the ninja world giving at a young Naruto knowledge and power and most of all a family.Godlike!Naruto. Sasuke,Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,403 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Naruto: the Many who were One reviews
A little experiment born between the Infamous man challenge and my mind, you all know the drill...Naruto is betrayed by Konoha and dies, reborn as an espada and died again, he came back to konoha with his previous hollow powers, etc-etc...I instead have made a slightly variation, putting not one..not two...but NINE espadas together, How? read if you want to know.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,062 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Complete
The New Holder of the Wrath reviews
Rated M just in Case. I asked in a poll which crossover to write, I decided to still post the three of them (Sue me, LoL) this is The Asura's wrath/ Naruto one. After his death Asura disappeared as the final blow took the rest of his energies, now his Daughter Mithra is will finally live in peace. But the planet will still need a saviour, a protector, will Naruto be the chosen one?
Crossover - Naruto & Asura's Wrath - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,964 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013
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