Cynical-Banshee
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Joined 07-12-12, id: 4123705, Profile Updated: 07-10-15
Author has written 6 stories for Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ, Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, Pet Girl of Sakurasou/さくら荘のペットな彼女, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ.

"I'm an entropy fan!"

-Entropy fans


Just another random writer among the thousands you can find on this site, distinguished only by my horrible affinity for extremely long run on sentences that really employ more description than is actually necessary (kind of like this one).

Story statuses, etc:

Silent Melody: Chapter 34 is in the works! (?) It's about…1/3 done. There's a chance I'll have it ready for this Sunday, we'll see.

Our Love Incarnate: Leave me alone.

Iridescent: Might randomly come back to this one day, but otherwise it's done.

Everything else: done or abandoned, at this point.

For everyone else, I promise I don't bite.

I reply to all PM's at least once, unless you say something that really doesn't deserve a reply (I hardly get any regardless)

Age: 16

Location: United States of America

Gender: Male

Hobbies: Writing, Drawing, Reading, Anime, Baseball, Gaming, Comedy

Music: Linkin Park, Dead by Sunrise, supercell, EGOIST, Nagi Yanagi, Family Force 5, Rise Against, and a bunch of random songs from shows I've watched (and some I haven't watched).


Favorite Quotes

"I know not what weapons WWIII will be fought with, but WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones." -Einstein

"Religious wars are basically two people fighting over who has the best imaginary friend." -Anonymous

"You shouldn't even hate somebody. All that does is rent a free space in your heart to that person, and you lose a part of yourself to them." -My Dad

"Methinks that in looking at things spiritual, we are too much like oysters observing the sun through the water, and thinking that thick water the thinnest of air." -Moby Dick

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only person whose answers I accept." -George Carlin

"Perception is created and twisted so quickly." -Louis C.K

"People die when they are killed!" -Shirou Emiya


Favorite Shows

My top shows are as follows (in the order I watched them):

Angel Beats!, Nichijou, Lucky Star, Clannad, The Monogatari Series, Mirai Nikki, The Pet Girl of Sakura Hall, The World God Only Knows, Spice and Wolf, Anohana, Kokoro Connect, Hyouka, Steins;Gate, Yuru Yuri, Hanasaku Iroha, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Durarara!!, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, Fate/Zero, Heaven's Memo Pad, Usagi Drop, Humanity is in Decline, Sound of the Sky, GJ Club, Waiting in the Summer, Wandering son, Nagi no Asukara, Kill la Kill, Shin Sekai Yori, No Game No Life, Kids on the Slope, Girls und Panzer, Love Lab, Haikyuu!!, and Time of Eve.

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I sometimes post random anime art or humor on my Tumblr


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To the Stars by Hieronym reviews
Kyubey promised that humanity will reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 510,671 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 9/23/2011
The End of the Affair by Frog-kun reviews
Future fic. At the end of high school, Hachiman never did forsake his philosophy. He and Yukino part ways to pursue the lives of loners. Years later, they meet again, but there is no possibility of an innocent high school romance now. Rated for adult themes.
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,903 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Complete
Mahou Shoujo Homura Magica by StormFarron185 reviews
Six weeks after Sayaka died and Homura took over the body of her other self, the Wraiths began to behave differently. The Mahou Shoujo of Mitakihara will soon learn that Wraiths won't be the only enemy they must face and the peacefulness of Madoka's new world...will be broken.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,689 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Homura A., Kyoko S.] Mami T., Oriko M.
The Colorless Green by Frog-kun reviews
AU future fic. In a world where Mashiro never went to Sakurasou and instead meets Sorata as an adult, she is trapped by the shackles of artist's block and he by the shackles of convention. Somehow, they are drawn to each other in a quest to rediscover Mashiro's lost artistic muse. The past, however, is filled with secrets they cannot even begin to imagine. Sorata/Mashiro.
Pet Girl of Sakurasou/さくら荘のペットな彼女 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,535 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Complete
Candid Cravings by angel0wonder reviews
It all started the day Kyouko seemingly decided to drop a bomb on Homura with the words "We should have sex." Homura started choking violently on her food.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,654 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Homura A., Kyoko S. - Complete
Music High by lolsama reviews
The Light Music Club members are growing up and learning about love. MioxYui etc.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,258 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Mio A., Yui H.
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Silent Melody reviews
There is a certain beauty to sacrifice, and the love it brings. Kyou/Homu. R&R? (Part Two has begun!)
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 380,854 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Homura A., Kyoko S.
Blackbirds reviews
A story of love, war, and retribution. Kyou/Homu. R&R?
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,565 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014
Our Love Incarnate reviews
Every path in life will fork, and the choices one makes will decide their happiness in reality. This is the story of Kazuto Kirigaya and Yuuki Asuna, from the fleeting moments of young love to the evolution into a bond that is truly worth noting. (Discontinued, never to be updated again, dreams are dead, hopes or crushed, the future is never).
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,143 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.
Iridescent reviews
A series of one shots which hopes to preserve the exceptional characterization of the anime. Will cover a broad range of topics and scenarios, featuring every character over time. Primarily a romantic comedy but will employ deeper themes. It's a one-shot series, so this will be updated infrequently. R&R?
Pet Girl of Sakurasou/さくら荘のペットな彼女 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013
The Story of My Lives reviews
A series of one shots including all the characters, in several different pairings to match everyone's cup of tea. I wrote this because I've been seeing some of these around lately, so I figured I'd go with the flow! Rated T for big kid language and some suggestive themes. Please Review!
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,807 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Complete
Guilty Conscience reviews
Yuri has defeated Kage, and her friends are ready to leave the Afterlife but are waiting for her. But Yuri can't move on; she still has one dark secret to overcome, a secret that could cost everyone dearly. And through it all, Hinata is driving her crazy. YurixHinata. Rated T for a reason. R&R
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,584 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Yuri N., H. Hinata - Complete