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Joined 07-12-12, id: 4123721, Profile Updated: 10-04-12
Author has written 3 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.

I'm assuming profiles are where you tell people a little about yourself, keep readers posted on what's going on with your stories, and other such usefulness. I think the best way to give any sort of information about me is to show some of my personality, so don't expect any important details.

By the way, for any and all disclaimers needed:

I absolutely do not own Transformers. In any way. If I did, I wouldn't be writing fanfiction. I'd be working on making parts of the fandom canon. Or even trying to make my own Transformers for real. If I reference anything at all, or if there is a popular line used from a movie or show or anything, it's obviously not mine.

I had a rant I wanted to announce about disclaimers, but I'm not sure very many people would be okay with it. In summary, I find almost all disclaimers hilarious in the sad way because some of them are like when you're talking with your friends. And just for giggles you go, "Flipendo!" and pretend to shoot magic at them. But then you immediately have to be all, "Oh! And I don't own Harry Potter, just in case someone was about to call the authorities." I have started doing this actually, disclaiming things I reference in speech. It's mostly for the humor factor. And for the strange looks Dad gives me.

Anyway, so personality.. it depends on what kind of day I'm having. I can be happy and cheery, angry and snarky, formal and polite, disinterested and monotonous, weary and irritable, etc.. It's too early for me right now to have much of any feeling, but I'm usually always formal with people I don't know. Usually. There are exceptions if I feel being less formal would be taken as more polite or less intimidating. I dunno. It's weird.

In my opinion, collaborations are probably the coolest ideas for stories I have yet to see. There's all these, "Tell me in a review/PM what you'd like to see next!" or those Choose Your Own Adventure ones (Which I'm fairly positive aren't allowed.) but they really aren't as cool to me as those stories where multiple people have sat down and just started swapping theories, plots, character reactions, and whatever around until they create these amazing works that really really pull you in. Yeah, some authors can do it alone and make stories just as wonderful, but collaborations just have that feel, you know? They have this alluring tone to them that drag you into the story and you can feel their flow is different from others and you can't put it down because you want, need, more.

Or it could just be me and you're wondering what the frag I'm talking about.

I'm using Cybertronian replacements for curse words because I think I remembering seeing a rule where profiles and summaries had to be rated K or something. Although there's this profanity filter that can be turned on if someone was sensitive to that kind of thing. Plus, using Cybertronian religious words, like Primus and Vector Sigma and Allspark, isn't the same as using Earth religious words. And if people do get offended since they directly translated then it really isn't my fault, because I am not at all trying to use their Lord's name in vain or anything like that.

Also, if you think about it, none of the Cybertronian words can be translated to what humans use. Sure, The Well of Allsparks is the Cybertronian equivalent to our Heaven, (depending on continuity) but it doesn't mean Heaven. Same goes for Primus, Unicron, Frag, Slag, Aft, and so on. We have equivalent meanings, but they aren't direct meanings.

Let's see, I need something for usefulness, since all my stories are one-shots for now..

Ah. Speaking of, I can and will be willing to take requests as long as they follow FanFiction rules and guidelines. Though because I'm not that known of I'm not sure why someone would seek me out. But nonetheless, the note is there. Just in case. I really do enjoy writing stories for people, not just throwing random ideas out there and hoping others at least see it, if not read it.

Hm, that's about all I am willing to say. Peace out humans.

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Attack on Alice by NekoWolfAlice reviews
Alice and her brother moved to a new home after problems with her abusive father. A new school and a new start, and Alice is finding that this new start just might be the death of her sanity. At Shiganshina High Alice manages to embarrass herself on a daily basis. Damien started a prank war with her. And she just might be falling in love with a certain short hot head. OC x Levi
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,357 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 4/14 - Levi, OC
Him by Titanic-fanatic reviews
Levi x OC. Heidi Kirschmann's first day in the Survey Corps brings with it a face that was long buried in her past. What unfolds as a result? A plan to join Levi's infamous Unit going from bad to worse to somewhere very complicated and definitely not appropriate. Nothing could prepare her for what was to come.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 90,396 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/11 - Levi, OC
A New Version of Reality by LeaderPinhead reviews
The Butterfly Effect: the phenomenon whereby a minor change in circumstances can cause a large change in outcome. In other words, the tiniest additions can change the fabric of an entire reality. The sequel to Pint Sized. [Pre and AU '07 movie-verse]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 424,652 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Bluestreak, Wheeljack, OC
My Captain A Levi x Reader Story by HoshinoLibra reviews
As an injured soldier, you have been grounded for a few weeks. What could possibly await you passed the Captain's door? Levi x Reader
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,669 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 1/21 - Hange Z., Erwin Smith, Levi, OC
God of War by OhHeyJackTheRipper
After witnessing the death of her family and losing the one person she had left, Ares, a young girl with a talent for getting into trouble, joins the military to avenge her loved ones. However she soon discovers that there's more going on than what the government lets on. M for language, gore and later chapters.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,623 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 3/7 - Levi, OC, Hange Z., Erwin Smith
Titan's Plains (Rivaille x Reader Fanfiction) Chapter One by Yereza Hei'an reviews
Separated from your squad, you are saved by Rivaille, who therefore has to take care of you due to certain circumstances :P
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9 - Eren Y., Petra R., Hange Z., Levi
The Arrangement by Titanic-fanatic reviews
You and Levi have an arrangement: You don't kiss. It's not appropriate. You are his subordinate and he is Heichou. Emotions make things complicated and messy - that was one of the rules, the exemption of them was one of his conditions. What happens when you contradict his orders? One shot
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26 - Levi, OC - Complete
Live: Levi x Reader by Ria-Sora27 reviews
You dream of being with the Corporal's side forever but what if that dream will never happen? (I don't own Shingeki no Kyojin, Levi belongs to Hajime Isayama..)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23 - Complete
Because a quick screw is your solution to everything by Titanic-fanatic reviews
Reader x Levi. You and Levi always argue, it was a given but you saved his life for Wall Maria's sake, you'd think he would have been a bit happier about the situation. Ungrateful bastard. The team offer some suggestions but Oluo's adds 'a new dimension' to your relationship...oneshot
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20 - Levi, OC
The Bloody Ties that Bind by Himizu-chan reviews
OHC AU. Haruhi is an ordinary human girl who is captured by a clan of vampires and told that her only options are to submit to becoming the human servant of one of the vampires, or die. She wants nothing to do with being a human servant, but she can't help but be intrigued by a tall handsome vampire with mysterious dark eyes. Mostly Mori/Haruhi, other pairs listed inside. Complete!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,555 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.] - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
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Gullible reviews
TFP One-Shot: There are three kinds of people in this world. Those that can change, those that can't, and those that pretend they have when they really haven't. It's too bad the members of Team Prime have no idea how to tell the difference between them when it comes to Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Arcee, Starscream - Complete
Insanity reviews
TFP One-Shot: Starscream, having been beaten and degraded until he was nothing more than a glorified punching bag, decides to attempt to offer what little he can to the Decepticon ranks in order to gain some semblance of respect. Or even a place in memory. But Megatron doesn't know the motive behind his SiC's choice, and tries to find out the usual way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
War reviews
TFP One-Shot: Wheeljack muses on the War. Where it came from, where it's brought us, and where it's going. Living, fighting, and dying. It's all anyone has ever done, right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Wheeljack - Complete