Author has written 2 stories for Robin Hood BBC, and Skulduggery Pleasant series.
Hi readers who have decided to read my profile for whatever unknown reason! I’m Aviatress, and this is going to be a weird profile…VERY weird…and extremely LONG….So scroll and read what you like…
I’m a Sherlockian, and a Weasley Slytherin Potterhead who just so happens to be a Divergent and on the Starship Enterprise… as well as best friends with a magical skeleton and a Hobbit and Nephilim
Uh, ok…Basic stuff: (*Ron Weasley)
Favourite Colour: Blue
Favourite Hobbies: Well obviously reading and writing! And I like to dance… especially Tap…
Favourite Subject: ENGLISH!!! And I like Science a lot…and History… (Yes, I’m a NERD :D And proud!)
Favourite Dance Groups: Prodijig and Diversity.
Favourite Books: I read an inhuman amount, so for your sake I have only listed the ‘Favourites of the Favourites’ so to speak… although it could increase rapidly…
Harry Potter -J.K.Rowling
The Complete Sherlock Holmes -Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Skulduggery Pleasant -Derek Landy
Gallagher Girls -Ally Carter
Mortal Instruments -Cassandra Clare
Infernal Devices -Cassandra Clare
Divergent- Veronica Roth
The Fault in Our Stars- John Green
Heist Society -Ally Carter
The Hobbit -J.R.R Tolkien (who doesn’t like it?)
Chaos Walking Trilogy -Patrick Ness
Hunger Games- Suzanne Collins
The Outsiders -S.E.Hinton
Shades of London (Name of the Star)- Maureen Johnson
Monsters Inc. (and I like Disney/ Pixar/Dreamworks stuff e.g. Madagascar, Peter Pan and Toy Story, RISE OF THE GUARDIANS XD)
City of Bones ( rest upon release)
Divergent (2014 AAARGH!!!!)
TFiOS (COMING SOON!!!)
Star Wars… Hmmmm…..
Favourite TV Shows:
Touch (Sky 1)
Robin Hood (BBC)
Gates (Sky Living)
Revolution (Sky 1)
Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew (Sky 1)
Strictly Come Dancing (BBC- cuz it's Strictly)
Got to Dance (Sky 1)
Favourite Characters: (I could put millions of characters….so I have to narrow it down :(…and some I love more than others….and they are from books, TV or films… sometimes more than one.. IT WILL STILL BE LONG!)
Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
Fred & George Weasley (HP)
Nymphadora Lupin (formerly Tonks) (HP)
Ginny Weasley (HP)
Luna Lovegood (HP)
Neville Longbottom (HP)
Hermione Granger (HP)
Draco Malfoy… (HP)
Bellatrix Lestrange?? (HP)
Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock)
James Moriarty (Sherlock… etc..)
Molly Hooper (Sherlock)
John Watson (Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes)
Bex Baxter (Gallagher Girls)
Macey McHenry (GG)
Zach Goode (GG) -I suppose I have to add Cammie Morgan….I’d like to see Clarissa13 try to kill me though….hmmm
Abby Cameron (GG)
Joe Solomon (GG)
Isabelle Lightwood (Mortal Instruments)
Clary Fray (MI)
Jace (Surname gives away plot….sorry) (MI)
Alec Lightwood (MI)
Magnus Bane (MI)
Simon Lewis (MI)
Luke Garroway/Lucian Graymark (MI)
Maia Roberts (MI)
Tanith Low (Skulduggery Pleasant)
Valkyrie Cain (SP)
Skulduggery Pleasant (SP)
Tessa Gray (Infernal Devices)
Jem Carstairs (ID)
Will Herondale (ID)
Sophie Collins (ID)
Cecily Herondale (ID)
Gideon Lightwood (ID)
Gabriel Lightwood (ID)
Charlotte and Henry Branwell/Fairchild (ID)
Kat Bishop (Heist Society)
W.W.Hale the Fifth (HS)
Bagshaw Brothers (HS)
Clove (Hunger Games)
Guy of Gisborne (Robin Hood)
Meg Bennett (RH)
Stevie-Rae (House of Night)
Erin and Shaunee (HON)
Zoey Redbird (HON)
Thorin Oakenshield (The Hobbit)
Gollum (TH- guess I just had to put that)
Four (or his other name hehe- D)
Hazel Grace (The Fault in Our Stars)
Augustus Waters (TFiOS)
Spock (Star Trek)
Captain Jim Kirk (ST)
Bones McCoy (ST)
Nyota Uhura (ST)
Boo (Shades of London)
[I will leave it there for now… hmmm… I doubt anyone has actually read that…]
Some of my favourite pairings:
Valkyrie/Sanguine -SP (crack ship- don't ask)
Stevie Rae/Rephaim -HON
Stephen/Rory -Shades of London
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God: Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
Then copy and paste this in your profile
I have found loads of these ‘post it on your profile’ stuff which are cool… so yeah… read and copy what you like :D
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….an incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…whose motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Tigress5674, sistersgrimmaddict,gothicgirl101, Lupa Dracolis,GhostAuthor, Kissfromarose2, Aviatress,
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Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.
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Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.
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You know you're a writer...
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.
Copy and Paste if you’re a writer!
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If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
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If you hate Justin Bieber and dont care who knows it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. AryaFan1121, Kissfromarose2, Aviatress,
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What has your mother taught you?
1.My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
If you love your ‘mummy’ copy and paste this onto your profile.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from ballet to gymnastics to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house. When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
If you love your dad, post this on your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
:) I hope it was mildly entertaining….
“The Sparrow flies south for the winter” –Skulduggery Pleasant. If you have started using his code, copy and paste onto your profile.
If you’ve ever read to the end of a much too long profile, copy and paste it at the end of yours… see who really reads to the end…or just to have a laugh at the end…
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