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Joined 07-12-12, id: 4123766, Profile Updated: 05-24-15
Author has written 19 stories for Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Silent Hill, Rosario + Vampire, SpongeBob SquarePants, Minecraft, Naruto, Legend of Zelda, and Fairly OddParents.

For the record, I DO know what kunoichi means and no, I'm NOT a woman... last time I checked.

Si entiendes que chingados que esta escrito aquí, felicidades, sobreriviras en México.

First of all my real name's... unimportant but it's a pleasure to meet you (well not actually meet you since i can't know whoever takes a portion of his time to read the autors profiles, but you know what I mean), as my profile says i'm Mexican, I speak fluently Spanish and English (and if the great Cthulhu allows me French) I enjoy drawing, reading, writing stories and poetry so don't freak out if sometimes I upload poems instead of chapters of a story.

I love anime and pass most of my time reading the shit outta fanfics about any serie that catches my attention; my favorite series are Naruto, one piece, Ranma 1/2, Death Note.

My favorite games would be almost every nintendo game, Silent Hill and Halo, anyhow my favorite pairings are: Luffy/Robin, Red/Yellow, Satoshi/Haruka, Satoshi/Anabel, Satoshi/Shirona, Naruto/Hinata, Naruto/Tayuya, Naruto/Konan, Naruto/Tenten, Naruto/Ino, Naruto/Fu, Finn/Marceline, Finn/FP, Peter Parker/Gwen Stacy, Peter Parker/Kitty Pryde, Peter Parker/Carol Danvers, Peter Parker/Twilight Sparkle, Twilight Sparkle/Rainbow Dash/Applejack (don't judge me).

I'm honestly kind of lazy so sometimes my stories will take time to upload but I never drop a story without telling you readers, I don't like it when a story is suddenly dropped without telling the readers and they keep waiting and waiting.

Note: Did i mention I love ponies?

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REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies!
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-

Current Challenges (For lack of better things to do, appart from writting :D)

-Fairly Odd Parents: Return of a serious darkness!

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It was Mike's fault for Volunteering by VanillaPine reviews
It was Mike's fault for volunteering, really. When he had challenged his boss, by saying he would take Foxy home. But, is it really all that bad to take care of an animatronic fox? Maybe this could turn out to be a good thing? Once Foxy stops smashing stuff maybe. [Cover art not by me!]
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,893 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 4/4 - Mike Schmidt, Foxy, Jeremy Fitzgerald, Freddy Fazbear
After Hours by Tomorrow's Hero reviews
It can be amazing how time and circumstance turn enemies into newfound friends... especially when those same enemies were trying to kill you not one month ago. A series of shorts featuring Mike Schmidt as he tries to make the most of the graveyard shift by making four unexpected new friends.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,226 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear
Crack collection by Lord Farsight reviews
When Hinata use the castration palm to defend Naruto and Ramen saves the world, you know you entered the world of randomness. Come! Rame won't be built in one day! And now with lemon !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 61,322 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
How to Trap a Spider by Seito reviews
Part of the How to Survive being an SI Employee-universe. In which Peter Parker gets hired by Stark Industries, accidentally.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 1/1 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Iron Man/Tony S.
The Silent Kingdom by Freedan the Eternal reviews
One year after the death of Ganondorf, Link finds everything he cares for torn from him once again. In the company of Midna and Princess Zelda, he must travel to a faraway land to find an ancient magic power to save not only Hyrule, but the world...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 138 - Words: 961,774 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Midna
The Smashers Go To Washington by Andre Dmitri Garrett reviews
After a long break, the Smashers have returned for the third Humor Trilogy installment. And problems are as numerous as bad Wii games: Pikachu's started world domination, Adam has come for Link's head...oh, and Congress wants to destroy all video games.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,539 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Link, Samus A.
Of Robots and Women by TheTiller reviews
When Chell discovers that she is the last human on Earth, she goes back to the only one she can talk to. ChellDOS.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,278 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
My Little Titan by Tatsurou-san reviews
Raven has been a closet pegasister for some time. She finds she identifies well with the character Twilight Sparkle. Same social awkwardness issues, same preference for books over company, and both find themselves in unexpected but life changing friendships. When she wakes up one day in Twilight's body, she begins to think she identified a little too well. But she's not alone.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,659 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Raven
1 Human Plus 2 Halfas Equals A Family by Blak-Ice reviews
After the Disateroid incident, Danny and his friends are ready for a normal weekend. That is, until the sudden arrival of his cousin, Danielle, who brings along some startling information that even she didn't know, and that will change Danny and Sam's world forever. But the question is, are they ready to take on the responsibilities of being parents and help Danielle to grow up?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,289 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - [Danny F., Sam M.] Dani - Complete
Silent Hill: Reunion by Argon1337 reviews
The main villains, and Josh gather together, and are given a second chance to finish off their old adversaries by joining forces, and combining their creatures together. Can Harry, James, Heather, Travis, Henry, Alex, Eric, Murphy, and friends survive?
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 564,230 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011
Shinji's Birthday Wish by gunman reviews
Shinji makes a wish on his lonely birthday, which ultimately ends up with him getting a larger, better family made up of various people from other universes. Chapter 13 is an Omake Chapter.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,139 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
A Memorable Vicky Weekend by domstang68 reviews
Timmy is tired of Vicky pushing him around every weekend, so he decided to even the stakes by wishing Vicky to be his own age! Rated T for some language. Each chapter is roughly 1000 words so you aren't reading forever and so my updates can come quicker.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,060 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
The Package by Tyku reviews
A big box is mysteriously dropped off at my door and addressed to me, the only problem is that in the box are the sand siblings, the former rookie nine, their sensei, Sai, Team Gai, and the Akatsuki and they're all 6 inch chibis! Rated T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,783 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
Para Toda la Vida by Alisse reviews
TERMINADO. A causa de la desaparición de Diana,Martín está decidido a dejar todo atrás.Años después,cuando el Centro lo contacte para una misión que sólo él puede solucionar, tendrá que decidir entre su presente,o su futuro. Eventual Martín/Diana
Martin Mystery - Rated: T - Spanish - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,291 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Martin M., Diana L. - Complete
Jinchuriki Are Darn Epic by Huoyingmi reviews
Also known as the J.A.D.E. Team. Or the Knights of the Nine? Jinchuriki banding together and making their own village
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Luck by Annihilator Zero reviews
Dia has somehow managed to get Platina to go on a date with him. A story of how being a genuinely nice guy will actually let you win sometimes.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Dia, Platina - Complete
Steel 'n' Blade Co by UK-Underworld King reviews
Tired of getting little money on the tournament, Samus decides to open a joint with her good friend Link. What kind of misventures and jobs will the two have to endure to earn an honest money for once?... Rated T for minor violence and some language.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 124,896 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Samus A., Link - Complete
Alone Together by Forest Girl Kaz reviews
A new adventure, new places, new emotions? Link discovers the Forest Temple holds more secrets than he or Saria ever knew.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,139 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Link, Saria - Complete
Gratitude by BlackMH reviews
It's common etiquette to say thanks, especially for a favor or something gracious. When Bubblegum feels that her thanks aren't enough, she learns a little bit more about herself and develops a 2nd opinion of her flawless champion, Finn. One-shot.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,753 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Finn, Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Naruto: Rinnegan Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
Who am I? Who am I really? Am I the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune? Am I the Legacy of the Yondaime Hokage? Am I the heir to the Sage of Six Paths? I don't know anymore...or perhaps I never did. Starts at T-rating but gradually becomes M-rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 121,207 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
The Heart Of The Pirate King by Volg reviews
After the Enies Lobby incident Robin started to notice that she was beginning to create a weird admiration towards her captain... LuxRo Warning: this will be a slow developing relationship!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Luffy, Robin
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5903 - Favs: 9,199 - Follows: 3,487 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 293 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
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This is NOT a story
Fairly Oddparents Challenge. When you thought someone wasn't bored enough. Rules inside.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Published: 2/28 - Complete
Obsidiana Creeper Amor reviews
Conozcan a Natalie, una joven creeper con un pequeño secreto, está enamorada de Steve, el humano que vino al mundo de Minecraft ¿Podrá confesar sus sentimientos sin sufrir una pérdida grave? ¿Podrá la obsidiana ayudarla en su dilema? (Lamentablemente en Hiatus hasta futuro aviso, no descontinuado solo en espera)
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,345 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Steve, OC
Dawn of a New Journey reviews
After stepping off from Termina Fields our hero focuses back on his original quest for his long lost friend, of course his advance would be more simple without the interruption of a goddess of destruction in mask form and a more talkative yellow fairy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Link, Navi, Tatl, Majora's Mask
Sage plus Jinchuriki equals Family! reviews
The sage of the six paths was known as a god, but not even his rinnegan would prepare him for the stress and missadventures of adopting the 9 jinchuuriki, will he be able to cure Naruto's ramen obsession? Will he convince Gaara that the trashcan isn't the dinner table? Will the Juubi ever stop laughing his/her immortal self at the sage's luck?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Naruto U., Killer Bee, Fū, Hagoromo Ō
Adventure Time: The First Prince reviews
We all know that the mushroom war consumed the Earth and gave birth to Ooo, but what will happen when Finn and Jake meet a certain young man that will reveal a secret hidden since long ago? (I'm sorry if there are some OOC situations here :E)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Finn, Jake
Somewhere
Just the compilation of 7 stories all related to a cursed town. I don't own anything to Silent Hill, it belongs (or belonged) to Team Silent
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2013
Little Angel
A little 'what if' of when Heather finds out Harry's body, a poem/letter from him to her. I don't own the SH franchise
Silent Hill - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Harry M., Heather M. - Complete
Rosario Vampire Demon's Chapter reviews
La batalla contra Fairy Tail ha terminado, despues del caos todo el equipo ha conseguido pareja, todos esperan con ansias un nuevo año escolar, todos menos Mizore, luego de resignarse a dejar al hombre que amaba, la ahora deprimida y aburrida de la vida Mizore no cree que nada interesante sucedera, pero ¿sera verdad?. El genero completo seria: Humor, Romance y Aventura
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,411 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Mizore S.
Sorry
Some say Downpour it's under the rating, i think otherwise, here's an example
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Murphy P., Charlie P. - Complete
Dios
Los pensamientos de Dahlia, su rencor, su misión y su obsesión por su Dios (cualquier opinion en review)
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Dahlia G. - Complete
Genocide at Bikini Bottom
Welcome to Bikini Bottom a tropical paradise with calm people, where nothing weird occurs. That was until a series of horrible deaths started to appear, follow SB and company as they fight to survive with a mysterious killer in rampage. (temporal hiatus)
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Published: 2/3/2013 - SpongeBob
Does it Hurt? reviews
Being a ghost is a curse, and when you lost your brother it's unbearable, when you find him you're obsessed, and finally want him with you. (I don't own SH or anything about it) STRONG one sided Joshua x Alex
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Alex S., Joshua S. - Complete
My personal punisher reviews
He wants me to suffer and I hate him for that, but I know that I need him no matter how cruel is that... A poem about James realization of the Pyramid Head function (I don't own anything about SH)
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2013 - James S., Pyramid Head - Complete
Why? reviews
A little poem of the curious relationship between Henry and Eileen PS: I don't own the Silent Hill franchise
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Henry T., Eileen G. - Complete
Mommy reviews
My perspective of Walter Sullivan's obsession with his "mother" (this was actually a hard one but enjoy it) (I'm still not sure if family fits as a genre, I would appreciate your opinion)
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Walter S. - Complete
A savior in brown coat reviews
Alessa's painfull life described with simple rhymes (I don't own anything 'bout Silent Hill)
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Alessa G., Harry M. - Complete
Golden Prince reviews
One sided Angela x James , do I need to explain it more? PD: i almost forget I DO NOT ANYTHING AMONG SILENT HILL (sad for me but true)
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2012 - James S., Angela O. - Complete
Querido Padre reviews
Una breve pieza de lo que (en mi opinion) penso Heather al momento de ver el cuerpo de su padre PD: no poseo ningun derecho sobre Silent Hill ni sus personajes
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Heather M., Harry M. - Complete
Silent Hill reviews
Un pequeño poema sobre mi survival-horror favorito :)
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Complete