I'm new to fanfiction.
So I'm not gonna bore you with boring details about my uninteresting life. Because I know you don't really care about whether I like the colour yellow.
But I like Harry Potter. Like I'm obsessed with it.
I think J.K Rowling is a genius. She managed to put magic wands, awkward teenage hormones and a murderer with no nose into one series, without anything sounding strange in the slightest.
She also managed to make my heart break a little when I didn't receive a long, poncy letter from Hogwarts claiming that I was a witch and would be able to buy some dead beetle eyes in an apothecary in 'Diagon Alley'.
But then some computer geniuses with a lot of free time decided to create something of rare and magical beauty.
They call it 'Pottermore'.
On which I have an account right now. Add me! AccioPurple27566
But, one important thing you need to know about me is that I don't like twilight. Big no. You can't tell, but I'm patronizingly shaking my head right now.
Just check out BittersweetSummer 's profile if you need convincing that Edward Cullen should be worshipping Harry Potter like his life depends on it.
I don't like angst either, for that matter. So if you're looking for something depressing, look away. Now. And I solemnly swear never to read angst. Ever.
I am a proud scorosian (although I'm never sure how to mush their names together... scrose?? rosius?? Doesn't quite have the same complete feel like romione does.)
But Draco and Hermione? Who thought of that shipping exactly? Were they high or something?
Gosh, I sound like a twat. I can hear your thoughts racing around now, 'What a fag!'
I'll shut up now, happy reading!
Needle In A Haystack xoxo