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Joined 07-12-12, id: 4125197, Profile Updated: 01-14-14
Author has written 23 stories for Homestuck, and Sherlock.

Hi, I'm Fish, I like Steampunk, and am a firm believer in the Oxford comma.

I like to think I'm a decent writer, but all I do is write dialogue.

Oops.

Please, please, please do not ask when I'm going to update next; I'm a science major, I am extremely busy with schoolwork for the entire school year. I have no time. I'm really only active in the summers.

I write original fiction here under the same name, and here under a different one.

I do the tumbling here

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Saltwater Room by natural selection reviews
'Your name is VRISKA SERKET. You are a MUTANT and so have been EXILED FROM SOCIETY and moved to a QUARANTINED AREA. Lousy goddamn stupid radiation.' Dystopian, apocalyptic sci-fi AU using major elements from canon. Beta trolls are now mutated humans, kidnapped and conditioned into soldiers to fight for the Condesce in a Battle Royale style story. But not all is as it seems.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 218,700 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 3/4/2012 - [Vriska S., Tavros N.] Sollux C., The Handmaid
Schoolgirl Crush by Flaignhan reviews
These things pass. So they say.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,996 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Bed Sheets On Poppy Hill by merristuck reviews
Children make fortresses out of bed sheets because, as everyone knows, they are the only things in which monsters cannot touch you and that adulthood cannot topple. Humanstuck. Dedicated to littlemisfit13.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
Troubleshooting by stilettov reviews
Jim Moriarty thought he knew everything there was to know about Molly Hooper, and Molly Hooper thought she knew all there was to know about herself. Wrong! Long one-shot, PWP, graphic, violent imagery and dark themes. NC-17.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,917 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/3/2011 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper
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The Case of Ignorance reviews
There's a pathologist sleeping on his couch...but why?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Fairy Rings reviews
"I didn't ask to become what I am! I didn't want to end up like this, not being able to think straight, not being able to look at you without wanting to...to..." she trailed off, sliding to the floor. "I'm sorry, I really am. My head's all muddled and I'm not sure what's real anymore."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,243 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
An Entire Bottle of Scotch reviews
Season 3 Spoilers!: Molly goes to check up on Sherlock after the wedding, but comes face to face with an upset, drunken detective.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
A Tear for a Promise reviews
Season three spoilers! (sort of?) After a bad row with her fiancé, Molly finds herself ringless in front of 221B.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
For Want of a Glance reviews
It needed to be cut off, she reasoned, trying to reassure herself. Still, she was surprised he hadn't picked up on why she was so upset.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Patience of the Eternal reviews
Empty Hearse Spoilers! It had been years and years ago, but he knew that look in her eyes, the pain there. Even with a new ring on her finger, she hadn't moved on.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Manners and Ruthlessness reviews
Sherlock agrees to take lessons from Molly on how to be nice and polite. In return, Sherlock teaches Molly on how to be cruel.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
World Class Criminal vs House Class Cat reviews
Criminals are more interesting than cats, right? There's no reason Molly would pick Toby over him.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
Angels and Devils reviews
She would always be the Eagle's fool and the Fox's player.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty
Angry Whispers reviews
Molly agrees to help Lestrade on a case without consulting Sherlock first. He's okay with that, right? No. He's furious.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Study Guide reviews
What could be so bad about sharing a suite with Sherlock Holmes? She'd have her own room, and that would mean peace and quiet, right?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
M is for Murder, H is for Homicide reviews
One half wants to be his killer. The other, his lover. Only time will tell which will be the victor.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,986 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty
After Midnight reviews
Sherlock comes home to find Molly waiting for him, and better still, seducing him in her own special way; ignoring him.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Minus the Labcoat reviews
Sherlock runs into Molly outside of Bart's and notices how different she looks out of her lab coat.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Witches and Cognac reviews
The last thing teenage Sherlock Holmes wants to do on Halloween is attend a class party. Much to his dismay, he gets dragged to one anyway. At least he has a witch and a flask to keep him company in his sulk.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Genius and the Cake reviews
Molly is baking a cake in the kitchen in 221B for John's birthday, but Sherlock really would like to continue one of his experiments. That is, until Molly becomes an experiment. One-shot
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
To Each on the Ends reviews
Vriska Serket is an agent for her mother, The Marquise of Bath. After being sent on a mission to uncover information about The Summoner and beginning to fall for his son, she is sucked into the world of The Game, which will challenge her sanity at every bend. Stuck in a bleak, uncharted land where there is little hope of escape, winning is the only option. Steamstuck 1920s AU.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,584 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Vriska S., Tavros N.
Anything Could Happen reviews
Teen!Lock AU. Sherlock Holmes is sixteen: brilliant, sarcastic, and terribly bored. Excelling in all his classes (except Latin), there is little to do for entertainment. That is, until a Torrentially Treacherous Tuesday causes a chain reaction—an unexpected friendship, a bizarre case, and a touch that could ignite a thousand torches—and changes Sherlock's year permanently.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Paradigm reviews
It is the Regency Period on Primeva-the first of the troll planets. The upper classes are in a hedonistic state while the lower classes starve on the streets. Two major events are about to occur one after the other, the Revolution and the initiation of the first Sgrub session. (Originstuck, so it's the same setting, new characters).
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/10/2012
Buy Her a Pretty Dress reviews
She never smiled. Day or night, rain or shine, pennies or penniless, she never smiled. Perhaps that is what drew him to her; the complete lack of joviality in her nature. Not that he was attracted to that sort of person. She was different, quiet, macabre. A Poe amidst a sea of Keats.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Aradia M., Sollux C. - Complete
Meditation of Fifths reviews
"Listen, hear, touch, taste, tell me what you see. What does the ocean make you think of? Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and stop being so wound up all the time, Eridan. Just...breathe." Fluff. I could build mountains of cotton candy to the fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Feferi P., Eridan A. - Complete
The Green Room reviews
Eridan Amproa has been through sixteen jobs before somehow landing himself at the Green Room, one of New York City's most popular rock clubs. A barback, he's rather low on the chain of command, harboring a dream of becoming a rock star. Escaping his job for a quick break one night, he runs into a girl who may be the answer to more than one of his problems. Humanstuck 1980s AU
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Eridan A., Feferi P.
The Absurdity of it All reviews
A storm strikes whilst the FLARP teams are outside. The least likely of the group seems to have a silly, childish secret... Incredibly fluffy. So incredibly fluffy.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Vriska S., Tavros N. - Complete