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Joined 07-13-12, id: 4126731, Profile Updated: 03-21-15
Author has written 3 stories for StarTrek: The Original Series, and StarTrek: The Next Generation.

About me:

I haven't been around for the past few years due to my life taking a few unexpected detours. Sorry!

My Favorite T.V. Shows:

Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Voyager, Bones, Castle, NCIS, NCIS:New Orleans, Sherlock, Supernatural, Firefly, Doctor Who, American Horror Story, Elementary, Sleepy Hollow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, House M.D., Orphan Black, Once Upon A Time, Battlestar Galactica, Rizzoli and Isles, and Homeland

My Favourite Movies:

Star Trek, Star Wars, Rent, Gattaca, The Fifth Element, Anything by Marvel, Resident Evil, Watchmen, Terminator, Sherlock Holmes, Cabaret, and Lord of the Rings

My Favorite Books:

The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, anything by Kathy Reichs, Percy Jackson, The Help, anything by John Green, The Mortal Instruments and Infernal Devices, The Legend trilogy, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Perks of Being A Wallflower, and The Silver Linings Playbook

My Favorite Pairings:


































Put in bold the ones that apply to you...

Almaz's answers

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think everyone I see is hot.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m WICCAN/PAGAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be rich, obnoxious, and self-centered

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I have GREEN SKIN so I Must be a witch

I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gays should burn in hell.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a weakling.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics (or Manga), so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm BISEXUAL so I MUST be a slut.

Am I the only one who sees how dumb stereotypes are?

My movie's soundtrack:

Opening credits: Faith of the Heart

Waking up: Wake Me Up When September Ends by Greenday

First day at school: Fifteen by Taylor Swift

Making new best friend: True Friend by Miley Cyrus (It's a good song)

Falling in love: Heart Skips a Beat By Lenka

Breaking up: Someone Like You By Adele

Prom: Fireflies by Owl City

Graduation: Pomp and Circumstance

Life's okay: A Place in this World by Taylor Swift

Death of a close friend: Why by Rascall Flatts

Mental breakdown: Skyscraper by Demi Lovato

Driving: We Ride by Rihanna

Flashback: Photographs By Rihanna

Getting back together: Get Back By Demi Lovato

Wedding scene: Marry Me by Train

Birth of a child: Never Grow Up by Taylor Swift

Car accident: Teardrops by Massive Attack

Final battle: Russian Roulette by Rihanna

Death scene: What Hurts the Most by Rascall Flatts

Funeral song: Blowing in the Wind by Peter, Paul, and Mary

End credits: Long Live by Taylor Swift

Deleted scenes: La La Land by Demi Lovato

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Five Things You Will Never Hear by Darkwood Princess reviews
There are some things that will never be said.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/27/2016 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Complete
Spock's Dictionary of Colloquialisms by Darkwood Princess reviews
Everyday phrases confound even the most creative Vulcan. Spock compiles a dictionary of human phrases during the Enterprise's five year mission.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,298 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Spock
Save The Best For Last by autumnrose2010 reviews
After the loss of their respective spouses, Laurie and Jo find love together.
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,239 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Jo M., Laurie
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010
The Wizard of Q by hermione-of-vulcan reviews
The Q Continuum is percieved by non-Q as a setting that describes the state of the Continuum. Right now, it is percieved to be the Land of Oz. And Picard is playing Dorothy. Standard disclaimers apply.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Wizard of Oz - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,837 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - J. Picard - Complete
A Story of Love by Persadiala reviews
My first story. Looking back on it, I think I've improved a lot. Still, it's nice. The story of Mary Ann and Gilligan. And the story of Ginger and the Professor. A MAG and PINGER fantasy. The story is better than this summary, just so you know. Please review!
Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Complete
Totally Illogical by Zelda12343 reviews
Spock contemplates his six illogical brothers one evening. ASTCE-verse, see inside for more details. Oneshot
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Spock - Complete
The Photograph Album by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Missing moments from all throughout the canon. Let's call it a project to help Your Dear Professor McGonagall with her writer's block. First place in Morning Lilies' Photo Album Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,717 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Andromeda T.
Running by ceseabug reviews
Harry is in Occlumency lessons with Snape when it is discovered that he has been abused by the Dursleys, this is their life after that fact. Abusive!Dursleys. Nice!Snape. OOC!Snape&Harry. Language warning. Abuse toned down from original.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,792 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Enchanted by QueenoftheLab96 reviews
My take on Bones and Taylor Swift's Enchanted.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Ten Reasons Why You Should Fall In Love With Me by CJ - Lady of Gryffindor reviews
Luna thinks George should break up with Angelina and fall in love with her instead and she has prepared a list of reasons why, now all that remains is convincing George...but will it be enough? T for mention of sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2010 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
Coming to Care by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
This is a Harry/Severus care/bonding fic. Harry gets sick during detention with Severus and Severus has to care for him until he gets better. References to child abuse not by Severus . Mild swearing. 1st sequel is up and complete, 2nd sequel is in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,882 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Family by Paige Joy reviews
COMPLETE! Minerva's pregnant and Hermione realises that she's adopted. MM/SS pairing with lots of Hermione. Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,744 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Fluffy Animagus by Lyn F reviews
Harry, Hermione, and Ron reveal their Animagi to Professor McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
One Big, Ridiculous Cliché After Another by the laughing redhead reviews
She couldnt believe that this had happened.... it was like everything that could happen- happened. and now... of all times............... I know this could never happen in the show- but it's my story so THERE
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,869 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Fun Lies To Tell The New Generation About Hogwarts by dogstar-ebony reviews
#- "25.When you’re not there, the castle is turned bouncy and rented out for parties". Title says it all, really. Another list fic, very silly, fairly funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
30 Things To Remember About My Parents by dogstar-ebony reviews
# "6 When Dad shouts, it’s basically white noise. He doesn’t say anything worthwhile. He just makes angry faces. Try not to laugh at any of them." Rose's reminders for dealing with her parents. Set post-epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Rose W. - Complete
The Surprise in the Mail by Connor846 reviews
Angela goes to check Brennan's mail while her and Booth are delayed on a case. She recieves quite the shock and surprise. The Epilogue ...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,609 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
10 Things: Harry Potter Style by a little erratic reviews
Series of lists of 10 Things. Such as 10 Things you Shouldn't Say to Voldemort, 10 things that would instantly let people know that you read waaay too much Harry Potter, 10 Devastatingly Overused Plotlines, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Switches and Time Travel by RedHal reviews
Due to a fairy prank, Lily and James wake up to find themselves in each others bodies. The cure: get along for one week. Things get even wierder when a mysterious door apears and a group of people appear. And what's this about powers of the heirs?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Alice's New Pet by True Queen Of Chaos reviews
Oh no... Breathed Edward. She's already named it... Don't you dare say anything Edward Cullen! Everyone is going to love Muppet, I can tell...Alice brings home a new pet, and Bella is slightly frightened.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
My Love by MissRoy reviews
Voldemort reminiscing about the only person he had ever loved. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
Ten Things I HATE About James Potter by True Queen Of Chaos reviews
The 10 things I, Lily Evans, can not stand about that fat head that seams to make it his point in life to ask me out every day, twice, for our seven years at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hogwart's Staff Poetry by Dr. Colleen reviews
Just some fun poetry "by"Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape....etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 1/26/2005
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah by MamaWeasley reviews
All eligible witches and wizards are required to adopt a child. Forced to make hasty decisions, several people choose children who will change their outlook on life forever. Response to the Adoption Act Challenge on WIKTT. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,496 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Look What We Made by ktshdw reviews
While Deanna and Will deal with and unexpected pregnancy Picard and Crusher struggle to conceive their first child together. This takes place two years after Nemesis.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,267 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2004 - W. Riker, D. Troi - Complete
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Star Trek Movie Night reviews
Counselor Troi forces the crew of the Enterprise to watch old Earth movies, much to everyone's annoyance.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - D. Troi - Complete
Data's Point of View: The Morning After reviews
Set after the events of The Naked Now. Data is contemplating what his night with Tasha Yar meant. Rated T just to be safe.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Data, N. Yar - Complete
What Doctors Can't Heal reviews
Doctor McCoy is having a simple day at work when his nurse arrives in tears. The doctor shares his pain with her, for she alone can heal him. Only trouble is, she has her own pain.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - C. Chapel, L. McCoy - Complete