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Joined 07-13-12, id: 4127092, Profile Updated: 11-09-13
Author has written 6 stories for Thor, Boondock Saints, Hobbit, Pacific Rim, Sons of Anarchy, and Suicide Squad.


So we are a writing team, I think that is our proper title, writing team. But anyway sooo, yes.

Yew's the backbone here. All the bestest writing is hers!

I am Yew, the cynical one

And I am Ebony, the fluffy one.

We live in Wisconsin. And no, we don't live on dairy farms.

Especially because Dairy is gross. Yew would disagree with on this one, but she would be wrong.

I do disagree, and I am not wrong. Cheese-li-ness is next to godliness

Gurr have you ever had gelato? That is the food of the gods. Manna from heaven, sweet nectar of life!

It also contains dairy. Point to Yew. And Ebony, you're from North Dakota, your opinion doesn't count.

Ok, I concede. Except for cheese. Ees gross. And North Dakota has its good points! We've got bison. Which are nummy, by the way.

Random Factoids

Mary Sue syndrome is the worst fate that can befall a fictional character. Don't do it. I know it would be super cool if your half-elf, half-hobbit warlord could both wield the One Ring and turn purple with polka dots, but don't do it, for your story's sake.

Favorite Fandoms: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Buffy, Sherlock Holmes, Bones, Doctor Who, A Game of Thrones, Firefly, Dollhouse, Seriously anything involving Joss Whedon

Favorite Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Angel, Hodgins, River Tam, The Ponds, Danaerys Targaryen (this is definitely spelled wrong), Arthur Dent, Any and all of the Marauders, Luna Lovegood All of the Doctors (tenth and eleventh in particular. DAVID TENNANT I LOVE YOU) (Eleventh all the way! He's like a cosmic five year old)

Favorite Color: Navy, uh it's like a dark blue-purple color.

Favorite Bands: The Arctic Monkeys, The Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Mute Math, Arcade Fire, Artic Monkeys and Arcade Fire seconded, The Shins, Best Coast, Marina and the Diamonds, The National, Bon Iver, Florence and the Machine, Johnny Cash, Explosions in the Sky, Sigur Ros

And other than that, there isn't much to it.

Except that Arthur Dent is my spirit animal


Sshhh this is truth.

Anyways, carry on!


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Every Man and His Dog by SgtAtArms
Tig reminisces about Kozik, his girls, and the only old lady that ever mattered.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Tig, Kozik
Elephantine by typhoidcandy reviews
She had always been headstrong and stubborn, that Arlene Fager. Being the youngest child with three older brothers, she always felt the need to prove herself. Her mamma did her best to raise a proper little girl, but since the moment she could walk, Arlene followed her brother's around like a lost pup. Howard/OC. My interpretation of who Howard's wife could have possibly been.
Lawless - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Complete
Matter of Years by Itdoesringabell reviews
AU from 5x17. Five years in the lives of Dan and Blair.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,678 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Dan, Blair - Complete
A Tale of Two Dinosaurs by Chirugal reviews
Meet Steg and Rex, two plastic dinosaurs currently residing on Serenity. Favourite pastime: people-watching. Favourite humans to watch: Mal and Kaylee. Mal/Kaylee one-shot, a little crackified...
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Kaylee, Mal - Complete
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With Hurricane Eyes reviews
Hamish and Bridget Hudson piloted a Jaeger that everyone else nicknamed the Scrap Heap. To them, she was Ursa Nova. A hope built out of the pieces of others and steady as they came. She wasn't pretty, she wasn't the fastest or the strongest or the newest. She did was she was built for, and to the Hudsons and the people they protected, that was enough.
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Chuck H., OC, Newton G., Stacker P.
Walker reviews
She didn't spend much time with the rest of the team. She was an over glorified taxi most of the time. The rest of the hours outside of her cell were taken up hauling Rick Flag around while trying to gather whatever shit Waller wanted next. Everything from missile defense plans to dirty love letters slipped their way through the Way and into the Wall's formidable hands.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18
The Low Highway reviews
All Winstons were running from something. Whether it was their mistakes or their regrets, they all had the same urge in common. To run and not look back.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,787 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Opie, Piney, Kozik, OC
Of Iron and Gold reviews
"One year, Two years, Three years, Four, who is at the dragon's door? Five years, Six years, Seven years, Eight, come to add more bones to my plate? Nine years, Ten years, Eleven, Twelve, tell me, are you dwarf or elf?" "Dwarf," A voice said next to me. "Definitely dwarf."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,762 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Fíli, Kíli, Dwalin, OC
Laughter reviews
She had been dragged through a tear in the Bifrost, shoved into a world in chaos, and now had to put up with the company of Anthony Stark. Sif was not happy. Not happy at all. Thor/Sif, mostly movie-verse, myth added where I wanted to hit Kenneth Branagh, though it is not his fault, over the head with a mythology textbook
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Sif, Thor
This Dirty Old Town reviews
Sara O'Byron has a talent, a rather peculiar talent. She'd just rather not use it. As a personal preference.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Connor M., Murphy M.