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47 Ways To Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan:
1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies.
And to her mother’s amazement,
Who knows what they saw before them,
"I know you're with me Daddy,"
And a child was blessed,
(9/11 is a tragity that should be remembered as such)
Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.
If you've ever said goodbye to a person and kept walking in the same direction as them, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have the skill to fall up stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile. ;)
Dear Math, I don't want to solve your problems. I have my own to solve
Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.(except Sirius, fred, headwig, moony, lily, Rue, James, and harry.)
It's a beautiful day. Now watch some idiot screw it up.
Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slaming a revolving door.
Silence is gold. Duct tape is silver.
Hug an emo. They'll love you for it.
If you wish you were a teenage girl-spy-in-training, copy this into your profile.
If you don't drink alcohol, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever spent hours on end reading fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some off the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.
Some people think I'm insane. (I SO am!) If you've ever been called insane copy this into your profile.
Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is wont make you cry(except when people you are close to die)
If god is the DJ, life is a dance floor, love is the rhythm, and you are the MUSIC
I'm not short, I'm fun size.
Everything good in life is either illegal, fattening, or bad.
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
It's a beautiful day. Now watch some idiot screw it up.
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), HauntedMoonlight (USA) Konoha's Hanyou Kunoichi (USA),moonlight10060 (México, Jalisco)
同人 - 联合国！有没有其他人注意到我们很多人如何相处，广交朋友，在这里，我们可以从完全不同的国家吗？ WTF！？我们这里在INTERNET上的世界和平，我们有所有这些大使和参议员和任何与它挣扎！如果你意识到这一点（或阅读并同意），复制并粘贴您的姓名和国家（国家是可选的）到列表。传播和平！moonlight10060 (México)
Fanfiction-NAZIONI UNITE! Qualcun altro ha notato come molti di noi andare d'accordo e fare amicizia qui e ci può essere da paesi completamente diversi? WTF? Stiamo qui facendo la pace mondiale su internet e abbiamo tutti quei ambasciatori e senatori e quant'altro alle prese con essa! Se vi rendete conto di questa copia (o leggere questo e concordato) e incollare questo e aggiungere il vostro nome e paese (paese è opzionale) all'elenco. DIFFONDERE LA PACE!!: moonlight10060
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts Anita Tseu, Kawaii Chibi-kun, Djsakura, gaarafangirl91, Gaarafangirl1, etsunara, konohaninmiharuchan, Konoha's Hanyou Kunoichi, moonlight10060
Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!:KinKitsune01, adngo714, MarlinMan, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948,NaruHinaxNejiTen, NaruHinaFanboy, Hinata110, 3Kiyoshi3, aero13, konohaninmiharuchan, Konoha's Hanyou Kunoichi, moonlight10060
If you think little siblings are annoying, copy this into your profile
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.
"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.
"I'm not sure whether to comfort you or to scream in terror." HAHA. inside joke.
Edward Cullen sparkles and runs around the woods. He isn't a vampire! He's a fairy princess!"
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
this is a very sad, heartbreaking poem. Please put it on your profile.
Harry and Lupin's conversation:
If you got the joke and found it extremely funny, copy and paste this onto your profile!
Harry: Are you really a werewolf?
Lupin: Yes Harry.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?! Lupin: All the time.
Harry: O-o What?
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, Uncle Joe, Ebony017, megaclock95, locokitsune, HayashiHebiTheTrueSnakeKing,moonlight10060
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate back stabbers, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have your own little world copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
It takes 44 muscles to frown, but only 4 to stick up your middle finger and say 'Bite me!'
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, Dolphingirl32173 tenshi26, HayashiHebiTheTrueSnakeKing, moonlight10060
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh, the irony...
You know you live in 2013 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a msn messenger or Fanfiction
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this.
Abortion is just wrong. Every life is precious. Help stop abortion
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
"Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuol't blveiee taht I cluod aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rsceearch at Cmabridge Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs, cpoy and ptsae tihs itno your pofirle."
Paste the bunny on your profile! Help him gain world domination! Join the dark side! (We have cookies!)
Think back to more discriminatory times (if that is possible)
One day a bus driver got up. He then said "Im tired of all this black and white nonsense" "YEAH!!!" "lets all put an end to this" "YEAH!!!" "From now on there will be no more black and white" "YEAH!!!" "Noe were all GREEN" *general outburst of cheering* "now if you please, dark green at the back, light greens at the front"
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad Follow her
When she stares at your mouth Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you Give her your attention
When she pulls away Pull her back
When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does
When she misses you she's hurting inside
When you break her heart the pain never really goes away
When she says its over she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master. He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher. He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer.He had no army, yet kings feared him. He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile if you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
26 THINGS I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:
1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.
2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.
3. He is NOT Gollum either.
4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.
5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.
6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.
7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.
8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.
9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.
11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.
12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.
13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.
14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.
15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.
16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.
17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.
18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.
19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.
20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."
21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office.
22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.
23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.
24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.
25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.
26.I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'
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