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Author has written 10 stories for Gallagher Girls.
You're not Alice, and this isn't wonderland.
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad: Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth: Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you: Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you: Give her your attention
When she pull's away: Pull her back
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying: Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared: Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you: Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt: Back yourself up
When she say's that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands: Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret: keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does
When she misses you: she's hurting inside
When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away
When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. -
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When her best friends say, 'You break her heart, I'll break your face.' Listen to them-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
Pick her up and spin her around when she's feeling down
Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eye and say, "Tell the truth."
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Well that sucks... I was getting quite good at it).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, that's only a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(A/N:Well...duh, a bit late, huh- CameronR.Goode)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?) (A/N:... Never mind don't answer that- CameronR.Goode)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?) (A/N: Not to mention a nice burnt looking tan -CameronR.Goode)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...A/N: what, space?- ThePennedParadox)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit confused here.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(A/N: Really? You don't say, I would have never have guessed that- ThePennedParadox)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: Fly Delta? A/N: Throw the wrapper somewhere?- ThePennedParadox)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
(A/N: Aww! I wanted to fly!- ThePennedParadox)
We're Teenage girls. We stay up way too late. Obsess over our hair. Have that one guy that makes our heart skip a beat. We watch chick flicks, and pretend to be the main character, pretend our own love lives are exactly as bustling. We read way too many celeb mags and tear out the eye candy. We're a little off about every 28 days ;). We listen to music that relates to our current situation. Incessantly. We also don't have the highest self-esteem. So take us as we are, or don't bother trying.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. ( Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though A LOT of pencils)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're obsessed with music, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are completely and utterly in love with Zach Goode, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm not obsessive though! I swear! I just uh, think intensely oh him :D)
If you are so much so that you once told a guy you liked a guy called Zach to get him off your back and immediately started to curse yourself because you realised a Zach was in your class. (Uh yea, totally embarrassing *blushes* Not to mention Zach is the most popular guy in school and I'm a nobody...)
Cammie's Wedding Dress:
http://www.weddingdresseslux.com/ultra-romantic-wedding-dresses.html/ultra-romantic-wedding-dresses-8 (I just saw one that caught me eye.)
Cammie's house in NZ:
Actors Actress Intelligence Division:
Chapter 24(33): SHE'S TAYLOR IN THE MIDDLE: http://porteroluxury.wordpress.com/tag/emma-watson/
Chapter 25: (34/35) Interview with Ellen: http://taggedfashion.blog.com/celebrity-selena-gomez-style-fashion/selenagomezdecorativeringscocktailringcelebrity-show-selena-gomez-paired-he-vibrant-purple-dress-with-a-sparkling-pyramid-cocktail-ring/
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